Which of this week's best tweets are your favorites? (Multiple selections allowed) (Poll Closed)

  • I took off my shirt when I got home and my wife put her eclipse glasses back on …@WilliamAder
    13%

     
  • "Brace yourself!" - a lazy orthodontist . ..@IGotsSmarts
    12%

     
  • The heart wants what the heart wants. Unless you're wearing Crocs with socks. The heart doesn't want that … @offbeatoliv
    8%

     
  • Buzzfeed's 5 Worst Things About Peeing on a Live Power Cable: Number One May Shock You! ….@WheelTod
    14%

     
  • We should erect Obama statues in every small rural southern town. You know, to celebrate our shared history …@nycjayjay
    22%

     
  • An eclipse is just a more modern version of a clipse … @GianDoh
    12%

     
  • Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it's an "amazing natural phenomenon" but when I do it's a "problem" …@JennnQuinn
    19%