What should be done with the Miami Marlins Home Run Sculpture?
Sink it in the ocean. It will make a great artificial reef if it doesn't scare the fish.
Put it on top of one of those Mt. Trashmore landfills.
Send it to the Yankees. Maybe they will lose motivation to hit homers.
Put it in Santa's Enchanted Forest. It can be part of a carnival game.
Break it into pieces and mail them to Jeffrey Loria every time the Marlins hit a home run.
Put it in Mango's on Ocean Drive. Make it go off whenever a drunk tourist gets on the counter.
Send it to Dandy Bear in Kendall where it will entertain another generation of children.
Find a place for it in the Everglades to keep away the pythons.
Display it in Museum Park because it is a freaking masterpiece.
Keep it in the stadium. It's one of the few attractions we have left.
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