What will be the next great drug epidemic?

Slagvigil, a black market ripoff of Provigil, the "jetlag drug" that's like meth without tooth grinding. 19% (92 votes)
Digital drugs, screen savers with strobing lights that make you feel totally wazzydirkdirk, just like all the kids say. 9% (42 votes)
Kiffee, a super-strong form of caffeine that you smoke. 13% (61 votes)
Ratlin, street-grade ritalin mixed with a little heroin just to smooth out the rough edges. 29% (138 votes)
Astrolabe, a knockoff molecule related to MDMA that tricks your brain into thinking that your body is weightless. Very popular among people who can't afford to eat anything but fast food. 31% (150 votes)

Total Votes: 483

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gary - 17 years ago

oh the next drug? it's called Starcraft.
Mo - 17 years ago

Or maybe just meth. Meth is always popular! Plus the anti-drug people have made jingles about it, which we know how well advertising works on Americans!

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