Cabbage patch collision.
Heads will roll on this accident.
Although there were no serious injuries, you can be certain that heads rolled!
Kudos to the 3 entries above! Including the first few listed, all were clever!
Did the accident leaf the road spread with salad oil or were the heads creamed when they hit the ground?
No injuries?!! Heads were slashed!
As the accident unfolded, the driver shouted from the cabbage of the truck: "Lettuce pray."