(Patron Only) What are the resolutions Jim finds in the next envelope?
Become addicted to tobacco--pipes, cigars, cigarettes, or chewing tobacco.
Suck at least one stranger’s cock a day.
Plug your hole and fuck yourself with a dildo twice every day.
Get a new tattoo or piercing every week for the entire year.
Masturbate at least three times a day to gay porn.
Stuff yourself everyday and gain as much weight as possible.
Go to the gym to lift weights religiously every single day.
Stretch your balls and pump your nipples and cock on a daily basis.
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