How Did The iPhone Of The Future End Up In A Redwood City Bar
Come on, like you wouldn't fuck someone who was all "hey, baby, my iPhone ain't even in stores yet."
Occam's Razor! There's no rule saying Apple employees can't get as sloppy drunk and lose shit.
But I bet there is a rule about getting sloppy drunk and losing under-wraps devices. Some nerd wants a "How I fucked my life up in public by losing the new iPhone" book deal.
It's a PR plant and you stupid sheep are all falling for it. Why must I be surrounded by idiots?
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