Russell Wilson is so short...
his shorts are actually pants.
he rides his pet turtle, "Squirtle" to practice.
he bathes in a teacup.
he wears the number 3 because he's actually 3 feet tall and proud of it, dammit!
his pants are actually jodhpurs.
his jodhpurs are actually Squirtle's.
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