Which of these Babes Should Control the Human Universe?
Mitt "The Hedgehog" Romney: With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
Barack "Onion Sautée" Obama: Cilantro tastes like soap!
They're completely ignoring the bald demographic! That's why I'm voting for Mr. Clean.
CG: I AM TOO YOUNG TO VOTE SO INSTEAD I KICKSTUCKED A HOMESTARTER
For whatever reason, I decided upon birth not to be an American, and thus have forfeited my right to have an opinion.
Enough with the POLITICS already! I only come here for the religious propaganda!
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