Actually Chinese is not a language...Mandarin, Cantonese, etc. are the major languages that the Chinese speak, but there is no "Chinese".
Those Germans sound so angry all the time, I'd love to understand what they're actually saying ;-)
I assume that I would magically become fluent in the language that I chose, so my choice was Chinese -- the most difficult of the choices and also an increasingly-useful language.
I already speak german. Spanish would be next