ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (yet more wank) - 5 years ago
(PART 8)
* Nice meeting you too Destiel shippers, I hope I never have to talk to any of you ever in my life, you guys are disgusting.
* haha like you Sc shippers are ones to talk . You know who sucks, people like exactly the shitty shit you are.
* THATS NOT FAIR SUPERCORP JUST WON BECAUSE OF CHEATING !! Zimbio should correct this, Destiel desveres this!
* can you guys consider that maybe supercorp isn't cheating? this same thing happened with destiel earlier. while i agree that it's suspicious, remember that supergirl is a huge fandom, with a large amount of them also being supercorp supporters.
* Can you consider there's literally an admission on this feed of vote cycling from SuperCorp? Or are we going to ignore that?
* the majority of the supercorp fans did not cheat. i'm aware that a minority of supercorp fans did cheat, and i literally hate that they did that. i'm really sorry @destiel fans.
* Hey, I'm on your side wtf, I was the one voting for Supercorp and fighting those destiel people dirtying our names, don't fight me sis, let's celebrate.
* haha darling we do not dirty your name . It IS dirty enough that no one can make it dirtier anymore . So would you please, i mean pretty please shut your 'dirtynamedship' little mouth .
* Cant win a rigged game
* Supercorp is gonna win by cheating.. its so not fair. Destiel deserves this
* How is it possible that supercorp is beating a huge ship? WHAT THE FUCK
* Supercorp cheating as always. 1200 votes in 5 min? Yes impossible.
* Then can you please stop accusing us and give us some credit? That maybe we're powerful enough to win this without cheating?
* ,,please stop accusing us' lol. I've voted at supergirl ship in earlier rounds
* Wtf you're the one accusing me.
* Yikes, I hope these bot rumors aren't true. Also a reminder for all *HUMAN* Supercorpers to vote!
* Don't let Destiel shippers make you believe we are the cheaters, they've called Sydena, Wayhaught and Thundergrace the "cheaters" when they took the lead, and they've been veeeery close to losing all these times. Which is funny bc in the second round when they took the fake votes away, Destiel lose it's lead by around 5k lol.
* DUDES. ZIMBIO GUYS PLEASE MONITOR YOUR VOTING SYSTEM. It really is suspicious how supercorp fam vote has spiked. PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS
* Come on! This is so fictional. Supercorp losing to a joke ship?! Bullshit!
* I'm pretty sure that March Blue just wants to fight with someone... anyone will do, and about any topic. She clearly isn't intelligent enough to be worth bothering about, and besides, we shouldn't feed the troll.
* SUPERCORP IS CHEATING! So annoying
* Shit is beyond rigged this season. Fuck this poll bullshit.
* my point is destiel does not exist on the show and never will
* Damn! Y’all get so pissy I’m so glad Jensen said it! destiel does not exist! They are not a couple! I will forever love him for that. I always felt sorry for Dean being paired up with Jimmy Novak. Gross.
AND THIS WAS BEFORE THE DESTIELS IMPLODED !!
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (past wank) - 5 years ago
(PART 7)
** 2017: Clexa (The 100) won for second year in row (defeating SwanQueen from OUAT)
* Why vote & make clexa win when they aren't even able to be a couple anymore? So stupid
* Lexa will never come back but thanks for ruining the only thing Swen wanted after 6 years of being mistreated � you could never understand but congratulations, enjoy your article.
** 2018: SwanQueen (OUAT) won (defeated SuperCorp from Supergirl)
(Destiel made it to the SFs)
* Please prolong the voting! You know, how annoying the fans of Dean and Castiel "Supernatural" We did not have 700 votes, you can not imagine how we are crying! Although an hour or two more, I pray!
* If the final is Swan Queen versus Destiel - two pairs that have never received even a hint of actual legitimacy in their shows - I will just cry. Seriously, how hard would it be to find sixty-four ACTUAL couples (like Deanoru) or at least pairs that were close to being coupled (SuperCorp). Fricking slash freaks....
* its sad when you have a team that doesnt cheat (swanqueen) going up aginst a group that is known for cycling votes (supercorps) you would think zimbo would had fixed this shit from a couple years ago when docubus admitted to doing it.
For that fact keep voting swanqueen just to piss them off.
* That's disapointing, especially with mutiple Supercorp shippers admitting to vote cycling in the comments. I'll be voting hard for Swanqueen this round I guess. Cheaters don't deserve to win.
* Right now they're LOSING to Supercorp which is honestly just more evidence of cheating... I don't even watch OUAT but I know that Swanqueen is a huge and very established fandom that couldn't possibly be losing fairly to a much smaller ship.
* So your entire argument around SC cheating is that it would be impossible for your "huge and established" fandom to lose to a (supposedly) much smaller ship even though SQ barely won the previous round with just 400 votes against a ship that has only existed for a few months, had about 3 out of 10 episodes of development, and is from a paid subscription service (HULU)? Right....
* No, read again. Supercorp already ADMITTED to cheating last round in the comments. I'm saying the fact that another huge fandom is losing to them is evidence that they are CONTINUING to cheat. It's likely since they already admitted to doing it once.
* There have also been people voting against the most popular ships in order to boost the chances of their own ships winning. Again, people admitted to that in the comments. So your "evidence" of Swanqueen not getting a lot of support is false.
And it's not "my fandom." I don't even watch Once Upon A Time.
* If you dont ship either one. Please fuck off! Neither ship needs your anti votes.
* I hope people realize that this doesn't determine 'top couple' so I don't know why people are acting like this is the literal end of the world and bashing other ships.
* This is just a note to fellow Supercorpers, based only off of what I've seen in the comments *because I honestly don't know what stance to take on the cheating rumors*: we don't need to cheat! (and even if we did, we still shouldn't!!!)
* I really , like really want swanqueen to win because i dont want cheaters to win at all lol.
* Supercorp are cheaters because my ship lost! Is basically what I'm hearing from you pathetic losers.
* Supercorp are cheaters nothing more. Didn't deserve it. They didn't only cheat once but like 5 times in 2 days to instantly gain over 1.2k-1.4k votes in 5 min and we had to catch up everytime, now they've done it 15 min before the end and we weren't able to catch up. Anyway ya'll are supercunts cheaters. Good luck Swanqueen, hopefully it doesn't happen to you too.
* Nice meeting you too Destiel shippers, I hope I never have to talk to any of you ever in my life, you guys are disgusting.
WOOOOOW
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (ahh... wank!!) - 5 years ago
(PART 6)
** Zimbio March Madness Winners -
2012: Faberry (Glee) (defeated Chair from Gossip Girl)
2013: Destiel (SN) (defeated Rumbelle from OUAT)
2014: Destiel (SN) (defeated Bo/Lauren from Lost Girl)
2015: Root/Shaw (POI) (defeated Clexa from The 100)
2016: Clexa (The 100) (defeated Bamon from TVD)
2017: Clexa (The 100) (defeated SwanQueen from OUAT)
2018: SwanQueen (OUAT) (defeated SuperCorp from Supergirl)
Hmm, 7 slash/femslash pairs have won, and most are fanon (except Clexa).
So, was 2014 any less wanky than the previous year?
I'll let you all judge.
** 2014: Destiel (SN) won for second year in row (defeated Bo/Lauren from Lost Girl)
* ............smh! Seriously what kind of stupidity is this?? They aren't even a "couple"! Neither of them is even a gay character! So why the hell are they even on this list much less winning it?? It's actually very disrespectful to the Actual TV couples on the list!! This just goes to show you how pathetic TV viewers are today!! No wonder so many horrible shows survive for 5, 6, 7+ seasons, yet quality shows only last a season or 2....smh!
* WTF, they arent a real cuple, Doccubus for the Win
* If this was a bracket for best tv duo I would approve of Dean and Castiel winning. But since it's called couples and Dean And Castiel are not a real couple, I disapprove.
* Destiel is not real. Just stop.
** 2015: Root/Shaw (Person Of Interest) won (defeated Clexa of The 100)
* Swan Queen won imo. Shoot magical percentage jump in the last few hours before their poll closed was bull and everyone knows it. Just as Shoots huge percentage jump early this Monday morning against Clexa. Shoot is a Cheat. Period.
* this list is 100% unfair because there's way way too much AU couples, NON-REAL couples
* Next year can we get separate Fanon/Canon bracket. Cause half of these couples wouldn't happen on their shows
* It is really quite disgusting to see Skye/Ward as a pairing here when Ward is Skye's ABUSER and also a Nazi.
* HOW did Olicity get knocked out first round?!
* Not to offend the other couple but did Olicity just threw their bracket for the Eonline poll?
** 2016: Clexa (The 100) won (defeated Bamon from TVD)
And the reign of Clexa had begun!
* Destiel wait, and what abaut rickyl? Rick and daryl are awesome! Rick and michonne sucks o.o'
* Would have been happy if the vote wasn't so easily cheatable. The obvious winners are being cheated so now they are giving the cheaters back their own medecine. Sorry shippers but Clarke/Lexa take the crown in most polls easy without the need to cheat.
* what a shame Zimbio does nothing against cheaters
* you have proof? why don't you contact Zimbio and send it to them. You Dullena salty stans stay salty.
* if you wouldnt live under a rock you wouldnt have such a dumb thing, there is plenty of proofs on twitter, ps: Dullena? lol when i you look at you all i see is a roasted Bacon
* and if you wouldn't live under your ASS, you'll know that Bots have been used by YOUR fandom ever since. Takes one to know, doesn't it? #racistasshole
* Oh the Clexa fans are more then cheaters! They always cheat, trust me! For the fact that in the show, we are sort of enenies, we know alot about them, and they have already cheated 1000 times when they were against us! Wish Demon and Bonie win!
* 1, im not living under my ass, im sitting on it, thanks for your concern 2, don't use words what you don't understand 3, check #bamonexposed on twitter
NOTHINGS REALLY CHANGED, HAS IT ?
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (wank of yesteryear) - 5 years ago
(PART 5)
* I been checking the vote between LG and BBT and at times lg will lose 5 votes in few seconds and than 8 votes in 5 seconds I hope people are not hacking again, BBT votes doesn't decrease and is increasing at a steady rate, I mean normal rate. guys if someone is hacking please stop and play fair and zimbio would u be able to monitor this.
* okay SERIOUSLY how is ezria losing to faberry? FABERRY DOESN'T EXIST.
* But Rachel and Quinn are not even a real couple!
* Destiel isn't even a canon ship... perplexed as to why it is here under 'couples'.
* fanon couples shouldn't be eligible for the contest anyway, only real, canon pairings should count! Go Rumbelle!
* OUAT fans were cheating, it was pretty obvious.
* I don't plan on using your site for any entertainment info, etc. Your decision to delete certain votes as fraudulent has no basis, since I'm sure what one group does, all of them do. It's arbitrary and it really invalidates your poll, making it appear that you favor one couple over the others..
* There's definitely some cheating going on with this poll.
2013 WAS A GREAT YEAR FOR WANK !!
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (wank? what wank?) - 5 years ago
(PART 4)
* It doesn't truly matter to me who wins, it will not in any way change my opinions of my couples, BUT! It's really annoying the number of comments & posts I saw on various sites with fucking STELENA fans pushing for people to vote for Penny/Leonard, in their words- "Even if you don't like them at all & or don't know them! DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO IN ORDER TO BEAT DELENA!"
And I won't even get started on their comments about finding ways to cheat the voting system and vote multiple times per round...
What is the point of these polls if there isn't some semblance of fairness?
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE
* Oh God if Faberry goes against Klaine it'll be a bloodbath, clash of the fandoms.
YOU SEE. THIS ONE UNDERSTANDS.
* well there was a lot of cheating last year so I hope you admins are keeping a close eye, especially with all the cheating against Faberry last year.
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL (wank of the past) - 5 years ago
(PART 3)
Ahh, 2013 Zimbio March Madness! The wankfest that keeps on giving.
* So apparently the Lauren & Bo team is cheating
* There are people on Tumblr publishing a "easier way" to vote, including Google apps and cleaning cache and cookies in order to vote multiple times in a short time. And suddenly, a poll that was steady with a 57/43 changed to 54/46 in less than an hour. Can you stop this, please?
* um... somethings not right after I voted for BOLO it said 60% Dean and Castiel and 46% Bo and Lauren somethings wrong here.
* Everyone accusing various fanbases of cheating needs to get over themselves and stop being sore losers.
* WTH, Sterek is losing? CHEAT!
* HYMN and The New Girl have some very obvious bots voting for them. Their numbers are going up by the thousands in less than an hour. This is getting ridiculous. Can we get a mod in here to check out the #s? Because this isn't not fair.
* It is a crime that Jim and Pam aren't still in the running, and I haven't heard of almost a quarter of these shows. What is this crap?
* The New Girl added 2000 votes in less than 30 minutes. If you're going to cheat, can you at least do it in a less obvious way. Geez...
* how can damon n elena lose n klaroline get less votes...i am hating this...this is dumb not voting anymore.
* How did Klaus and Caroline get on here instead of Caroline and Tyler. They are actually together and are a reflection of true love. Not abuse like Klaus and Caroline.
* check the votes! its IMPOSSIBLE that "rumbelle" couple up like 10 or 15 votes per click ITS IMPOSSIBLE they are cheating chek the VOTES!
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - 5 years ago
(PART 2)
* theyre not canon, which means I refuse to see them as the winner of this, votes or not votes. chuck and blair forever hate on it.
* so a non-couple win best couple...makes sense.
* I don't understand this whole Faberry thing. I thought this poll was about couples. Rachel and Quinn aren't a couple. They're barely even friends, unless it conveniences one of them. And as far as I'm concerned Quinn has always harbored a resentment toward Rachel for taking Finn from her. They have terrible back story full of hate, bullying and jealousy. They've only gotten "close" in the last few episodes. This is the most ridiculous "pairing" in this whole poll.
* I can't wait until glee ends, then Faberry might DIE!
2013: Destiel won! (defeating canon Rumple/Belle from OUAT)
* but they're *NOT A COUPLE*.
* not to go all Evil Queen but why the bloody hell didn't Rumbelle win
* Boo, Rumbelle should have won.
* NOO! Rumbelle ship it the largest! supernatural has enough fans Rumbelle is fairly new and needs more attention! I demand a rematch between the two!
* Another year where a non canon couple wins, that can't be a good sign.
Whaaaaaa? How could they lose? They're the best most tragic and romantic couple ever! The only other couple I would've been ok with winning is Shamey. :( Boooooo.
* What a rip off boo!!!!
* Winning by cheating is not winning.
* I'm sad. I've been so thrilled, that my two favorite couples made it to the finale and now, instead of friendly competing, we attack each other and accuse the other from cheating.
* This is for the girl saying that we are cheating: Nicole...I get that you´re upset because your ship is losing but God! You and others keep saying that the destiel shippers are rude, YET here you are trying to put down a ship and spreading hate.
Since you didn´t get what I said, i´m going to repeat: i´ve seen Rumbellers making posts telling others how to cheat. That´s what I said, lol. If Zimbio has taken votes for Rumbelle and not Destiel...is because someone did something wrong.
Now can you please keep voting for your ship and leave ours alone? Especially if the only thing you do is spread hate.
You vote on your ship and I vote for my ship....why spreading hate?
* Don't understand how a non-romantic couple is in the leagues but okay
* C'mon Rumbelle! Destiel isn't even canon, but Rumbelle is! RUMBELLE!
* Voting for Rumbelle. Not only are they the ONLY DECENT COUPLE on OUAT, but Dean and Cas aren't a couple on Supernatural and I can't stand that the fans want them to be. It feels like making a joke out of heterosexuality. They aren't gay. You don't just suddenly become gay. Not even for someone as awesome as Cas.
* Only Rumbelle is true love, only Rumbelle is the real couple.
* How can we know now that someone isn´t cheating ?
SO THE CHEATING THING ISN'T NEW
LOL
* My votes are not even registering now. so you tell me why? The #'s are only moving for Dean, and Castiel. and I know for a fact that Rumbellr's are voting like crazy, so prove to me that it's not rigged now.
* Come on though! In the world of the show! Dean and Castiel aren't actually a couple, while Rumpelstiltskin and Belle are! Rumbelle all the way!
* Rumbelle is true love! Destiel isn't a real couple.
* Come on Rumbellers a canon couple should win!
* How in the world is votes fraudulent? No one can do anything wrong like that, except the ones in charge of the page. I hope this is fixed...
* I don´t see why we should even bother voting on this poll. There´s so many fans saying on Tumblr that they are voting more than once! How can that be possible? We can only vote once, right? This poll is a joke!
AND IT WAS JUST AS WANKY IN PREVIOUS ROUNDS
ZIMBIO MARCH MADNESS POLL 2019 - 5 years ago
Yep, the first big poll has arrived. Zimbio March Madness has begun, and A Little Nerd Music Podcast is about to get underway too. So, get your fingers ready to vote and try not have any Captcha flashbacks (shopfronts! crossings! THE HORROR!!).
Just thought I'd go back to the start of Zimbio's polls, where wank was in it's infancy.
And the Chair stans took the loss with quiet dignity.
* they are not a couple!
* what a stupid win. they aren't even a couple. that's so dumb.
* they are not even a couple....i rather delena or chair.
* So a couple that is based on one belittling the other, telling the other to kill themselves and constantly making fun of the other not to mention all in all treating the other like crap wins. oh, lets not forget that they will never be canon either.
* theyre not canon, which means I refuse to see them as the winner of this, votes or not votes. chuck and blair forever
BACK TO OLICITY BEING THE SWEET, ACCEPTING FANS THAT EVERYONE LOVES . . . LOL
* Someone please explain.... how we win and 10 seconds later They added 5k votes (just 10 seconds later)... and they change the result.... ?...?... fraud.
* I’d be chill if we outright lost but this is shady. People saw final result with Olicity 2% winning. I personally saw the time up with poll pending with Olicity 2% winning.
* Dear @TVGuide here are 2 separate screenshots showing #Olicity won that poll but yet the final results so different...go kick rocks!
* How was it 48/52 FOR Olicity when the poll closed and then we lose with 49% like what!?
* I mean it's just a dumb twitter poll but this is bullshit lmao anyway
* I don't even know what happened like one minute I'm looking at the poll ending, thinking 'YAS WE DID IT and then I'm blinking and the results suddenly changed and I'm...
* I'm so disappointed in this, I know I shouldn't be as it's just a poll but to be cheated out of it in the end is just ridiculous. I'm not voting in anymore polls. I've a head of grey hair now thanks to tvguide
* Yeah I think out of respect for ALL of the Olicity fans that took the time out to vote in this poll, you should give some sort of explanation & not just ignore
* Yeah, that’s not a last minute save. That’s rigged because y’all wanted Jake and Amy to win no matter what. #Olicity won, flat out, clear as day. The poll closed with final results for us and then magically y’all added 5k to them AFTER IT WAS OVER
* tvguide was doing this massive poll thing for valentines with a variety of tv couples and the final two were peraltiago and olicity, peraltiago won and now olicity stans are claiming that the poll was ‘rigged’
* Except for the part where #Olicity actually won when it said FINAL RESULTS and then y’all changed it.
* It probably glitched like the poll ended and the votes were backlogged so before you refreshed it said Olicity won but when you actually refreshed the screen it turned to say peraltiago had won because the votes were added because it was refreshed...you see my thinking?
* No. Because Olicity were ahead by over 3k votes when it closed, I did the math. So Peraltiago didn’t just add 5k, it was more like 8-10k after it was already closed and that’s absurd. But I’m done debating this. It’s clear that neither side is going to change minds
* "you did the math" of every twitter user around the world. Just because your phone didnt refresh instantly. You lost hahahahh. Stop being so upset hahha
* Look at it this way, @TVGuide had to rig a poll for Jake & Amy a ship on a show on a bigger show on a much bigger network for them to beat Oliver & Felicity. That's the power of #Olicity.
* olicity stans are so pathetic this is just a twitter poll like go watch your little tv show it might get cancelled soon
* Last minute save of 5k votes ???? Are y'all serious right now? It wasn't even the last minute it was after it ended!!!
* Really? That many votes in one second with one refresh? I just know some serious money was spent so enjoy the contested win. I actually like b99 and jake/amy its just not possible the numbers and it said FINAL results with our win. If it was reversed they would be asking too
* Olicity fans getting this whingey over a twitter poll and acting like theres some conspiracy because they didnt get what they wanted reminded me of just how much i love arrow but dislike the fanbase. Dont be so frustrated that you cant listen to reason.
IF THIS EARLY POLL IS ANY INDICATION, THEN THE AMOUNT OF WANK TO COME WILL BE PHENOMENAL !!
BACK TO OLICITY LOSING A POLL . . AND APPARENTLY IT'S SANITY.
* Ummmm. No. I have questions. I literally watched the poll closing with Olicity in the lead by a few % points, then in the matter of a millisecond it said “final results” with Jake and Amy ahead. Not possible.
* How are you gonna tell us they added 5k votes in literally less than a second?
* For that matter, it actually DID close with final results on Olicity and then suddenly the FINAL results changed to give the other ship 5k more??? Nah.
* You must have not refreshed your view because Jake and Amy were ahead for the last several minutes.
* Incorrect.
* Ok, so close to 5 thousand votes were added in the final count. That swung it the other way. It probably hadn't been tallied up at the time of the screenshot.
* And yet it already says final results. So, no. Final results are final results and it was for Olicity.
* Well whatever counter they had probably hadn't correctly added up the votes yet? Its not like all 5 thousand votes came in a minute after final results.
* Dude, if your votes aren’t in and tallied by the time it closes then they don’t count. That’s how polls work.
* I'm sure the votes were in, but they weren't tallied up by whatever system counts up the votes. The Jake and Amy result was there when I checked less than a minute after the poll expired. The votes didn't magically appear. They must have been entered, just not tallied up.
* “Less than a minute after the poll expired”
We are literally saying Olicity was in the lead & had the win of Final Results WHEN the poll expired, closed, FINAL. Can’t change final results after it closes. We weren’t ahead “less than a minute after” we were ahead WHEN it closed.
* Its pretty simple. 5 thousand votes don't magically appear in 30 seconds. They were already voted but hadn't been tallied up. Twitter poll counts aren't second to second accurate. The Final Results mark is just a timer ending so it has no connection to the vote count.
* Okay. I don’t know how to more clearly explain that once a poll closes and it says “final results,” votes cannot be added regardless of if they just weren’t tallied yet. What’s even the point of saying final results if it’s not true and votes can still be added?
* The "Final Results" is just a timer. Its basically more to show people that you can't cast any further votes. The votes that have already been cast get counted and since vote counting isn't second to second accurate, TV Guide announced the winner after all the votes were counted.
* Oh my god. This is not my first fandom poll rodeo. I do in fact know how they work, and this has never happened before. Because it’s not supposed to. I’m done. Enjoy your win.
WOOOOOOOOW
* How is it possible that the poll was closing and we were at 52% and then suddenly 49%????
* Rigged. Olicity was winning by several % points as the poll was literally closing.
* Wow another robbery on something they'll say we can't prove...a poll doesn't take that long to close or jump 3% in seconds
* olicity were winning by 4% when the poll was ending & the in by 3%?? How is that possible?? Not taking part in another poll again! So obvious it was fixed
* If you guys could hear me and Call screaming over this TVGuide poll. ISTG. This was a devastating loss.
* THERE ARE SCREENSHOTS WE HAD 52% WHEN IT ENDED. SOMETHING IS GOING ON I SWEAR
* STUPID FOX AND NBC VIEWERS COMING IN AT THE LAST SECOND AND STEALING WHAT RIGHTFULLY OURS.
* im still suspicious im sorry 52% literally when it ended wtf
* Olicity won that poll. We saw it. Rigged.
* Wtf?? I know I shouldn't be but I legit spent the last 10 minutes of that poll having a near fatal heart attack & then we get done like that when we WON.. It's rigged..ridiculous
Yeah, it's not one of the "big" polls, but we have to start somewhere. Westallen and Bellarke went out in the first round without a whimper (damn it !). Then Bughead in the second round.
And then Jamie/Claire and Malec went out in the SFs.. But The Runaways Nico/Karolina was the ship that brought the wank, when they lost. To Olicity.
* unfortunately you can't win when people buy votes, it literally jumped nearly a thousand votes and has over 500 more votes than the Malec poll now even though that poll has been retweeted 3 times more
* people who buy votes really need to realize that your ship winning a poll is awesome but..it’s not worth rigging
* Yeah. Hopefully the marvels runaways account will pull through, because nearly everyone who watches and follows ships Nico and Karolina
* Even if they do they'll just buy more votes, it's pointless unfortunately
* Reminds me of a certain other part of the riverdale fandom that involves the ship of b and a that used to robo task that pop sugar online poll last year
* it was obvious because nobody retweeted the poll in that time, it literally jumped hundreds of votes, deanoru was gaining and gaining then it just went from 57% to 69% - look at the number of retweets on the malec poll compared to this one yet this just jumped way ahead in votes
* THIS POLL IS GGETING HOMOPH9BIC HOW TF IS DEANORU LOSING NOW
* Because they keep buying hundreds of votes
* if deanoru lose that poll im literally killing myself we cannot lose to olicity. WE CANNOT I REFUSE
* Its so sad that DEANORU lose and olicity won that poll, you really dont like f/f couples
NOT THAT MALEC WERE WANK FREE.
* if malec loses in this poll i'll start screaming
* so umm hey fam, we like won people's choice awards that we got nominated for by _voting_ soooo HOW ARE WE LOSING THIS SIMPLE POLL???? IT MIGHT JUST BE THE LAST VALENTINE'S DAY WE GET TO DO THIS FOR MALEC SO C'MON VOTE FOR MALEC!!!!
* Uh this is the last poll malec are gonna be in So like.. we wanna win bruh
* so those poll results are very annoying anyway
* these polls do not matter in the greater context of the fandom zeitgeist, and anyway better to lose to this than olicity
* #wellactually if malec win this poll nbc will throw out b99 and replace it with sh
* this is why people cap the save sh tweets and call sh stans annoying
* Guys it was only a poll, you can't expect everyone to vote for Malec. Every fandom has their favorites and the actors have every right to be competitive and asking their fans to vote for them.
They were both joking, keep calm.
WOW
Anyway, Olicity looked like winning the final easily. Until they relaxed too soon, and were defeated by Peraltago (B9-9)!! And that's when the wank hit the fan.
* Seriously, I'm so fucking mad. @CW_Arrow has one job but they still fail us. How hard is to promote your couple and help them win a damn poll?!
* LOL it was 52-48 for Olicity while the "poll closing" was up there and now suddenly Olicity lost.
LOLLL such bullshit.
* The cheaters were in force tonight... !!! ...
* We were winning by 4% when poll was ending! It's f*ckin fixed!
* @TVGuide im sorry but there are ACTUAL SCREENSHOTS olicity had 52% when the poll ended???? why the dramatic change in results????
Has it really been 6 months? Wow. I can't believe this comment section is still here. Wait. Has the site changed it's name from PollDaddy to CrowdSignal ?. . . aww. There go all our "daddy" jokes. Damn it.
Anyway, nothing much new in the Jen and Kate world. I still have a kitten blog. Kate got kicked off a few more sites, and had half her tumblr content banned (those darn "female presenting nipples". Oh well, there goes the porn blog.
It's the AO3 comment sections where you can find some of the best trolling these days. We've had a ball trolling anti-Karamel (Supergirl), anti-Snowbarry (The Flash), anti-Reylo (Star Wars) (* waves to treezie *), anti-Clalec (Shadow Hunters) fanfic. (* waves at ratshit insane hatefuldisco *)
But it's the Marvel fandom and the rabid ant Team Cap brigade that we've settled on. Apparently, CACW has made them all froth at the mouth over Steve, Wanda, Natasha and the rest. And that the MCU seems to be Team Cap really pisses them off.
So, of course we decided to piss them off a little more. Which has led to deleted comments, moderated sections, and ... yeah, that's pretty much all they can do. If you can write troll fics, then the ao3 really doesn't care about troll comments. That 's what anon, and VPNs are for anyway.
Kate and I have found a whole bunch of others, who fight valiantly against the anti-Team Cap pricks. So, take a bow . . . Albatross, AvadaKedavra, AFishCalledWanda, beebo (UR A FUCKING LEGEND!!), BuckThis, CherryPie, candyfloss, candyass, Cherry, Calm Your Tits, CapShield, Candy and Lollipops, cupcake, CaptainAndHero, chupachup, Dickishly Stubborn, Duck LÓrange, frickfrack, featherswift, gizmo, gdavis, ICanDoThisAllDay, kiss my star spangled ass, LightMyFire, mothtoflame, MY NAME IS BUCKY, Oh Captain My Captain, peggysue, redstaratnight, redstar, STAR SPANGLED MAN, ShieldMe, ShieldandStar, stars and stripes, scarlet is my color, scruffy nerfherder (UR ALSO A LEGEND!!), tegan, tallyho (WE'RE NOT WORTHY!! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!), The Great Red Dragon (we honestly want to have your troll babies!!), Trash Panda (OUR HERO!! TROLLS ANY TONY STAN THAT TRASHES WAKANDA, T'CHALLA, or SHURI), ThisIsADeadParrot (I LOVE HOW MANY M.PYTHON FANS THERE ARE HERE), WidowBites445 (EVER VIGILANT TO ANY TONY STANS CALLING NATASHA A HO), and WAKANDA FOREVER!!,
A special shout out to the "Team Cap"" troll, u brave little soldier. And the wonderful Otterly Ridiculous/Cheezus/Cry Fowl group. We bow to your dedication, perseverance, and completely random facts about otters/chickens/cheese (can't wait to see what you guys come up with next).
If you're looking for all the prime trolling, just check out comment sections of any fic that is tagged:
Not Steve Friendly, Not Steve Rogers Friendly, Anti-Team Cap, Not Ex-Avengers Friendly, Civil War Team Iron Man, Not Natasha Friendly, Not Peggy Carter Friendly, Not SHIELD Friendly, Not Pepper Friendly, Not T'Challa Friendly, not Team Cap Friendly, Not Team Captain America Friendly, Not Wanda Friendly, Not Wakanda Friendly, Steve Bashing, Team Cap Bashing, Team Cap Critical, Team Consequences, Wakanda Critical, and Team Cap Is Full Of Shit.
wow.
It's almost like the tony stark stans are trying to piss off the entire fandom. Hmm, someone should point out what a mistake that is.
Repeatedly. With text art included.
Which, as responsible fandom citizens, we've done.
We even put up a helpful "How To Write An Ant Team Cap Fic". But they seem to be following that already..
And Kate insisted on the Drinking Game. * hic ! *
And we're all taking part in tumblrs "101 Ways To Kill Tony-A-Thon". It's bloody good fun !! Maximum splatter and gore guaranteed !
Will be back soon, as it's poll season. And we know how plentiful the wank will be for them !
Eonline, Zimbio, and A Little Nerd Music Podcast (nomination open now) polls will all begin soon. So, rest your fingers and get ready for the fun !!
The Jen & Kate Troll Hour - 6 years ago
You didn't think we'd forget The Teen Choice Awards, did ya ? Hell no! Not with the wank that usually accompanies them. So gooood!
First, why didn't Cobra Kai win all the awards? It's amazing! Peasants!!
Marvel swept all before them, and so did Riverdale (9 awards!!). Which pissed off so many. Especially when Bughead won Choice Liplock. The Varchies, and Barchies hated that their ships are not as popular (aww diddums).
Bughead also won Choice Ship, beating Olicity, Westallen, Varchie, and Malec. As expected, the malec stans took it well . . . yeah, just kidding.
Supergirl, The Flash and Shadowhunters all won a few awards, but Riverdale swamped them all in popularity. sorry haters, Bughead isn't going anywhere.
Star Wars didn't do as well, with only the late Carrie Fisher winning. But Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Avengers Infinity War swept away the awards (Shuri, Thor, Black Widow, and Ironman, but not Captain America... awww)
Soooo . . what was the response to Bughead winning pretty much everything?
* But bughead as a pairing is: boring, underdeveloped, immature, white, straight, and takes up 85% of the screen time for this show with a large ensemble cast.
* I'm so happy about our awards but..BUT. BUGHEAD OVER MALEC? I'm not surprised. BUT ARE Y'ALL IDIOTS? Maybe you were afraid we would shut down the internet. BECAUSE BITCH WE WOULD. MALEC DESERVED IT AND Y'ALL AT @TeenChoiceFOX ARE SLEEPING
* Bughead have a TCA. Malec have a FUCKING GLAAD AWARD!!!! I think we all know who the superior ship actually is. #SaveShadowhunters
** If your ship is superior why’d your show get cancelled lol
* yeah.. because it depends on a ship why a show get cancelled..
** If your ship was that important your show would have done better and wouldn’t have gotten cancelled.
* and again.. it totally depends on one ship! that’s bs.
** Well if your ship did so well the show would get more views even on that, but it didn’t. Cancelled
* and again.. bs have a good night
** I’ll enjoy our ten awards. Have a good day
** you may have a glaad award but atleast we have a show
OH FUCK ! THE BURN !!
* Bughead is a poorly developed, toxic, unlikeable, and unnecessary ship, and y'all are giving it awards????? Yikes, riverdale fans are a whole new level of disappointing
* bughead will keep winning rigged awards for the next few years bc the cw thinks they'll boost ratings when in actuality rivedale is just fucking terrible
* okay now malec better win that award bc i swear if shumdario has to sit there and lose to bughead ohh sweeeetie
* bughead won.... tca’ AINT SHIT a white boring ass hetero couple won over an lgbtq+ couple that’s helped so many people with showing representation... fuck bughead and riverfail... what was i expecting tca’ is rigged.. they really have NO taste...
* how THE FUCK did bughead win against malec???? never watching the tca's again like the whole thing is rigged so malec won in my heart
* If we lose that TCA to Bughead I will scream forever. FOREVER. I'm screaming just thinking about it..
* tca’ is rigged so of course they pick the least helpful boring ugly ship... even the name is embarrassing. wtf is a bughead.. malec are and always will be superior...
* don't get me wrong but if bughead will win award on TCA i'm gonna kill myself and fuck of everything.
sorry but malec deserve it
* Cole and Lili won TCA, gosh that’s not even funny
* So bughead won against malec again?? Y’all really do love toxic relationships that are so fucking cliche?? They won over West Allen, another healthy relationship?? How??
Later, bitches!
WEEEEERE BAAAAACK !!! - 6 years ago
Wow. Four months later and our little wank section is still here. Thanks Hollywood Life, for giving us a voice . . . so we can troll every fandom. It's kinda like our home away from home.
Teen Wolf might be dead but we're still here. Kate and I have moved on to troll other fandoms. But we'll always have a soft spot for TW , and the stydiots.
TVD, The Flash, Supergirl, ShadowHunters, Star Wars, and The Avengers have been some of the more recent fandoms we've trolled. You may have seen us haunting AO3 comment sections. Those are fun, as AO# doesn't come after you most of the time. FREEEEEEEDOM !!!!
* cough * Anyway, with the anti snowberry, anti caramel contingents out there, the trolling opportunities in the DC universe are plentiful. And the anti clalecs are just so darling (although our trolling there has been outstripped by hatefuldisco and her 100 blogs . . . YOWZA !!). And the Klarowhiners are still their very own special level of cray-cray in the TVD fandom. You guys do know the show was cancelled, right?
And trolling the anti reylos hasn't been the same since fanficlurker deleted her ao3 account and scalira and treezie finally moderated their comment sections. Oh well, we'll always have those 92 pages of trolling on A Reylo Fic (waves at @nicegal21 aka Treezie over on her twitter account).
But The Avengers behemoth is where it's at these days, if you want plentiful pastures to troll away in. So many choices. Do we troll those who are anti Bucky/Everett Ross, or do we troll those who are ant Shuri/Bucky?
And you can find so many opportunities on Tony/T'Challa fic. The underlying racism in some of those fic (Kate found one fic where T'Challa was Tony's slave!! And I found one where Tony inherited the Wakanda throne after T'Challa died!! OMFG!!)
And then there are the Tony Stark stans. They make klaowhiners and stydiots seem like reasonable folk by comparison. Their rabid hatred of Steve Rogers, and the rest of Team Cap (Wanda, Clint, Sam, Bucky, Natasha, T'Challa, Scott) is unending, especially since Civil War. They write a ton of Tony fic, where they spend most of the fic tearing Team Cap to pieces (usually by making Wand into some kind of demented Nazi, Steve into a vicious moron, Clint and Natasha into backstabbing traitors, and the rest into mindless followers).
Team Tony also seem eager to show that Bucky would rather be with kind and reasonable Tony, than his villainous friend !! LOL
SO, we've had fun in the AO3 comments. It's strange how so many of the Tony stans "suddenly" become Team Cap. A real mystery.
If you're looking for the worst Tony stans, well we have a short list of one we found so far (note that some of them moderate their fic for some strange reason * cough *).
Back to the ALNMPodcast Poll Final Round . . where Newtmas won, and the wank was plentiful. These were the comments after the first poll was shut down.
* well congrats guys, your whine ***es made it. I was voting non stop for hours day and night losing my sleep for newtmas and now my efforst are gone because you can't handle losing. Yeah, great job.
* We didn't cheat. Believe it or not I don't care. Now all you did was tire the admin with your whines and waste our time for voting.
* The only thing I am mad about is the time I wasted voting on here just so you'll take this away from me because some couldn't handle losing.
* Guys it's a poll. There's always next year. Besides, the non-existent 'cheating' was on the last poll so just get over it
* hahahaha look at them being pressed
And the accusations went on, with VPNs, and shippers giving up, and accusations of cheating against every ship. Kristy, jak of all trades, lou, sugarfreezone, Jeka, candyheart kept up the stucky defence. The twitter hate continued.
* I hope the newts enjoy their win on this poll . . after all, it was the best money could buy. Right?
* I guess I can't blame the admins for giving your side some votes back at the end . . after all, you guys paid for them.
* Remember, newts to give thanks to the one who helped you the most in this win . . .
twitter.com/Buycontest.
* Congratulations to the 2018 d̶i̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶r̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶a̶t̶s̶ winners, Newtmas !!
Oh look, a rickroll. Just in time for 1 April. *lol *
* Drinking Game.
1-a drink every time Laura gets impersonated in this comment section. On that alone, you could end up plastered.
2- a drink every time the newts bring up "anti voting", as if that is the same as buying votes.
3- a drink every time a newt denies their side cheated, even after proof has been seen everywhere.
4 - a drink for every time a newt says stop the hate or go love your ship, because there's nothing like ignoring genuine grievances to make you feel the love.
LOL
So, what was the reaction on twitter ?
* marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks god y’all really dumb as shit
* it’s so obvious that they’re just bitter because they lost in the previous round it’s so dumb
* WE’VE GONE UP A WHOLE 5% IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES ALONE, YOURE ALL DOING GREAT SWEETIE WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS
(* because that's not suspicious or anything . . . *)
* In less than half hour we went up from 1300 to almost 2100!!! Guys our fandom is so freaking strong!!! We can do this!!!!
( * I'll take 1000 votes for $5 Alex *)
* Like, what the fuck??? That’s childish, really, stop spreading hate around fandom when yoi don’t know shit.
* ever since i found out marrish shipper exist i hated them
* it’s so annoying how ppl in the comments now think we’ve been cheating all along.
GEE, I WONDER WHY . .
* i never bought votes. none of us did.
SURE, JAN.
* please pray for marrish shipper kristy. not only because they ship marrish, but also because they lost their brain somewhere along the way.
* also comments were deactivated so kristy can never waste my time again because they don’t have the guts to interact with me when it’s not anonymous here on twitter dot com i never lose
AAH . . I LOVE THE SMELL OF WANK IN THE MORNING !!
So, which poll next ?
WANKSTORM 2018 - 6 years ago
Aaaand A Little Nerd Music Podcast Ship Bracket 2018 is over !! Remember when we complained there was not enough trolling ? Well, the final certainly made up for the previous rounds.
* Newtmas vs Stucky 23852 - 19236 ?
NEWTMAS OBVIOUSLY WON. BUT THE FINAL VOTES HAVEN'T BEEN REVEALED YET (with votes hidden in last few hours).
So, what happened ? Weeeell . . .
* Admin Note: Be nice to each other please. We have not seen any evidence of bot activity in this poll. I have seen a vote buying website providing unsolicited advertisement, but I have yet to see anyone actively promoting it. Ships having alliances is also not cheating. So, instead of negativity, let’s all share WHY you love your ship. Good luck!
YEP, THE NEWTS GOT CAUGHT ADVERTISING "BUY VOTE" SITES ON TWITTER. IT WAS NOT EXACTLY RECEIVED WELL. THE COMMENT SECTION TURNED INTO A BITCHFEST. THE ADMINS TRIED TO HOSE IT DOWN, AND EVENTUALLY SHUT DOWN THE POLL AND OPEN A NEW ONE, WITH AN EXTENDED DEADLINE.
* Admin Note: This poll is being shut down due to wank and the lovely anonymous hate messages I've been receiving. Please find the new poll here with brand new rules to try to resolve many of the issues we have seen raised.
* Here's the new poll. The rules are as follows:
•Voting is limited by one vote per IP address every three hours.
•Due to their lead in the last poll, Newtmas has a 5% advantage that will be added at the conclusion of the poll.
•Voting ends 11:59PM PST on March 31st with results being blinded 24 hours prior.
•The winner will be announced on the episode of the podcast posted April 2nd.
Be nice. Please.
THE VOTES ADDED BACK TO NEWTMAS AT THE END, WENT DOWN LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT ON TOP OF . . ANOTHER BUCKET OF SHIT.
* Admin Update: Comments section on poll closed due to lack of civil discourse.
YEAH, THAT DIDN'T HELP. THE TROLLS (yeah, including us) JUST WENT BACK TO THE OTHER COMMENT SECTION. OOPS.
So, how did it start ? * cough *
There maaaay have been newtmas commenters strangely becoming stucky shippers in the comments. The multiple Jays turned up again. Laura was a fierce newt, until she "mysteriously" became a stucky shipper (complete with links to THAT Rick Astley song). The newts got butthurt that Marrish formed an alliance with Stucky.
There certainly was some fierce voting, with stucky repeatedly catching up to the newts every day, when newtmas got up to 3000 votes ahead. At one stage, stucky was less than 1400 votes behind, and catching up fast . . . then . . .
* Online Contest Vote @Buycontest
We are provide Lots of #VOTES For your #Onlineconetest
The newts had been pushing hard for people to vote on twitter . . then some of them put this in their posts. Oopsy.
The comment section descended into accusations of cheating, vote buying, and complete denial from the newts. Thanks to lou, sugarfreezone , Jeka and candyheart for not letting up, even when it was obvious who was going to win after that. Most stucky shippers left before the new poll was opened, so newtmas were never going to lose. They had over 1000 votes to 250 before votes were hidden.
It's not exactly a surprise that the newts kept saying "love not hate" and "respect the admins" after this. Deflection is a great tactic. Their "Denial is not a river in Egypt" led to some heated exchanges . . and text art. I missed that giant cock turning up in these comment sections . .
Then shippers from previous rounds (who were beaten by the newts) turned up . . and it descended to pure wank.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
well, we fucking tried - 6 years ago
The Final Four of ALNMPodcast poll has finished.
Stucky vs Clex 6812 - 1414
YES !!
Newtmas vs Marrish 14939 - 13400
GODDAMNIT !!
We actually led by over 3000 votes at one stage, only for them to over-run us in one day . WE all got frozen out at one stage, and they made a big gain during that time. We never gave up on the last day (with 4000 votes), but ran out of time. Shit.
But we made the Final Four twice in a row . . not bad for this small, hated ship. And we can add newtmas to the list of ships to eliminate early next year.
And the newts went after marrish on twitter.
* bitch why would you create a ship name for lydia and parrish that doesn’t start with their first name, y’all got me thinking it was mason or melissa
* what even is Marrish? Mason and Parrish? uH
* the comment section is really funny tho these marrish shippers are entertaining me a lot
* We’re combing for their asses
* Marrish, Newtmas being beat my Marrish.....
* they are loosing against marrish?
* how’s Newtmas loosing for Marrish????????
* I'm gonna hunt down anyone who doesn't vote
* hey newtmas are losing … i can’t believe they’re losing against marrish omg.
* HUM THEY ARE LOOSING AGAINST MARRISH GUYS WAKE UP
* marrish shipper exist?
* voting against sterek was exhausting and i felt like dying every day and now someone else took over the fight I love you so much whoever you are
* hey hey hey Newtmas is losing again!! — losing? we never lose
* i can’t believe newtmas are losing against marrish
* newtmas fam, we beat sterek. so we can beat marrish.
* newtmas is losing
* newtmas sweetie im so sorry that an ugly bitch like this would even compare you to marrish oH MY GOD
* stop i was voting for newtmas this morning and I‘m pretty sure this is the same person who voted sterek like crazy and now they’re bitter they lost hdjdjdk I invested far too much time in this poll to beat sterek now I‘m tired
* im feeling disgusted i cant believe my pure and iconic babies played by 2 amazing and unproblematic actors are being compared to that disgusting "couple" played by 2 r*ts im about to throw up .
* We wooooon and go to the finals against stucky! Please let us know when the next round starts because marrish said that they will vote against us and that makes me mad! We gotta win this
* marrish saying they’ll all vote for stucky in the next round when already no one likes your ship and now you have to make it worse by being sore losers
LOL
Anyway, we are throwing all our trolls into voting for Stucky in the final. You can vote 25 times in a row, every 2 minutes or so.
Let's get a big lead on the newts, and keep building on it this time.
Good luck, fellow trolls.
Zimbio . . . or the first poll won by bots - 6 years ago
Zimbio 2018 TV Couples March Madness poll is over . . . and we are all very glad.
SwanQueen defeated SuperCorp in the Final 255 269 - 254 209.
WooHoo.
I'm sure that SQ shippers have accepted the win with good grace . . .
* WE WON THE ZIMBIO POLL!! WE DESERVE THAT SWANQUEEN BE CANON !!!
. . . * sigh *
Back to the ALNMPodcast poll . . and the Marrish V Newtmas battle
. . oh, and Stucky V Clex too.
KEEP VOTING MARRISH !!
And Now For Something Completely Different . . . - 6 years ago
Are we having fun with the Zimbio/ALNMPOdcast polls . . . No ?
Are we wanting to slit our wrists at the level of wank coming out from those two polls . . . Yes ?
Anyway, Zimbio had it's Elite Eight round . . with Sarava and Evak out, and Destiel as the only non F/F ship left . . cue wank !!
But then the SemiFinals happened . . and SwanQueen (defeating Karolina x Nico ) and SuperCorp (defeating Destiel) . . but that one swapped leads throughout a tight competition . . .
. . finally winning 167 765 to 167 042 . . cue accusations of bots being used by SuperCorp !!)
Needless to say, we don't give a fuck about the Final . . but hey ! Knock yourself out !
In the Elite Eight of ALNMPodcast, not enough time for trolling AND voting . . damn it !!
Newtmas vs Sterek 11 975 - 11 175
WE TRIED, OKAY ?! BUT ONCE THIS OTHER DYLAAN O'BRIEN SHIP GOT THE LEAD, THEY HELD IT. IT DIDN'T HELP WHEN WE GOT FROZEN OUT TWICE.
SO MUCH FOR THE ALL TW FINAL . . .
MARRISH vs BENSLIE 1 100 - 490
THIS WAS OVER PRETTY EARLY, AS WE PLANNED. GOOD WORK, KATE !!
Stucky vs Clintasha 6 075 - 4 069
TOUGH MATCH BETWEEN MARVEL SHIPS, BUT WE TOOK A BIG LEAD AND MADE SURE TO KEEP 2000 VOTES BETWEEN US. WE MAY BACK THIS ONE FOR FINAL, JUST IN TIME FOR INFINITY WAR.
Reaper 76 vs Clex 113 - 500
ANOTHER NON CONTEST, BUT WE ARE NOT BACKING IT IN SF, AS UP AGAINST STUCKY.
So, Kate and I are backing Marrish against Newtmas, and Stucky against Clex.
Maybe some time for trolling, if we're lucky.
A Little Nerd Music Podcast Poll - 6 years ago
Well, the Sweet Sixteen round of ALNM Podcast poll is over. And Kate and I may have worn our fingers to the bone on the last day, with some tactical voting (ie. voting against big ships we could face in next round).
Newtmas v Reylo 2234 - 1366
HAD TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE. SORRY, REYLO. BUT ALL SWEET 16 CONTENDERS AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY FOR NEXT YEAR.
Westallen v Stucky 7102 - 8736
THIS WAY WE GOT THE MIGHT WESTALLEN OUT, AS WELL AS GET THE AVENGERS FAVOURITE THROUGH.
E x R v Sterek 352 - 1350
WE POWER VOTED EARLY TO MAKE SURE STEREK GOT THROUGH.
Evak v Clintasha 4173 - 4950
ANOTHER MARVEL PAIR GOES THROUGH.
Marrish v LadyNoir 3002 - 175
SORRY, BUT WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE MARRISH PROGRESSED. SO, VOTED UNTIL GOT UNASSAILABLE LEAD.
Stormpilot v Reaper 76 827 - 1125
WE CAUGHT SP NAPPING, WHEN THEY HAD SMALL LEAD. SO, NO STAR WARS PAIRS IN NEXT ROUND.
AvaLance v Benslie 414 - 915
GOT POPULAR SHIP OUT.
Bughead v WonderTrev 727-331
ANOTHER POPULAR SHIP OUT, DESPITE WINNING. WE KEPT OFF THIS BRACKET, SO THEY DIDN'T CATCH ON UNTIL TOO LATE, THAT ALL THE OTHER BRACKETS SCORED HIGHER (WE MADE SURE OF THAT) . . MEANING THAT THE WILDCARD BRACKET TOOK BUGHEAD'S PLACE !!
Mulder x Krycek v Clex 53 - 1250
KATE AND I DECIDED TO GET BUGHEAD OUT, BY GETTING THIS "WILCARD" SHIP INTO NEXT ROUND (IF THIS BRACKET SCORED HIGHER THAN LOWEST OTHER BRACKET, THEY'D GO THROUGH.
BYE, BYE BUGHEAD.
BUT FRO HERE ON OUT, IT GETS TOUGH.
Marrish v Benslie
Clex v Reaper 76
Newtmas v Sterek
Stucky v Clintasha
BLOODY HELL, BOTH MARVEL PAIRS AGAINST EACH OTHER !!
WELL, AS LONG AS WE GET MARRISH AND STEREK THROUGH..
SEYA . . AND REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR DESTIEL IN ZIMBIO POLL !!
Beware The I̶d̶e̶s̶ Polls of March - 6 years ago
Hey ! Did you survive the simultaneous Sweet Sixteen round of the Zimbio and ALNMPodcast polls ?
Let's start with Zimbio. The bots may have gone, but Clexa was accused of ganging up on all the het ships (esp Bellarke). Needless to say, the Clexans took it well. So, still a lot of fun for us all.
* Finally, the devil was defeated.
* The cheaters are gone. Next time look at the proof and don't pretend you don't see it. You chose wrongly.
* No thx you let cheaters pass and kick two big canon lesbian ships out . No
* Thank you but no more zimbio for me with your new slogan #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters . Why do fandoms have to deal with cheaters themselves? How do you think this supposed to be FUN trying to beat machine with our human hands 24/7?
* Keep it, or better, just close the poll down already! Poll became a joke the moment you didn't kick out BC for cheating!
* clexas shippers are cheating the poll and helping wayhaught with the help of bots @zimbio review the votes
* #ZimbioMarchMadness is a joke #DisqualifyBellarke #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
* Just delete the poll. It’s caused enough trouble.
* So cool of you siding with cheaters. Congrats!
* The only way to fix this mess is to disqualify Bellarke.
By not doing so, you are publically supporting the cheating you claim to be against. We’ve given you the proof.
We won’t forget this. You’re site will fade away into obscurity for being a lying, homophobic, turncoat.
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost ???? Cl was cheating since they first apeared in @zimbio
& You act like children now, well better not cheat next time if you want to win.
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
OH, YOU WACKY CLEXANS. THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE YOU . . . WELL, MAYBE NOT THE BELLARKES.
Anyway, the Sweet 16 round on Zimbio kept up the surprises . . with the last het ships all knocked out (Jonerys, Westallen, Bellarke). Emison also bit the dust. Now, only F/F ships, except for Evak and Destiel . . who beat the powerhouse Wayhaught 39 654 - 39 645 !!
THEY WON IN THE LAST SECONDS BY 9 votes !! In fact , many thought Destiel had lost, but votes were delayed, as the poll closed . . and then the general butthurt began. I guess Clexa didn't vote enough for their fellow F/F ship . . .
* Y’all really let a Supernatural ship beat Wayhaught? The March madness poll is cancelled.
. . . AND THERE'S THE BUTTHURT.
Kate is voting Destiel, because "you shouldn't underestimate the little nerd angel" . . and Misha is all kinds of pretty . . yeah, ok, Kate. Good point.
oh zimbio, we did you wrong . . - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE CLEXANS MAKING EXCUSES FOR DEATH THREATS . . err . . The Zimbio poll.
* And I spoke respectfully. Never have I ever done otherwise.And if I see some1 being disrespectful /sending death threats /crossing lines I'll call them out.
But this happened cuz they're doing us wrong. It doesnt take much to fix it. #DisqualifyBellarke & #ReinstateSanvers
* I'm deeply sorry that you guys are experiencing these things. Thank you for the poll. However fandoms feel as though they are being treated unfairly by you guys, so I suggest taking down the bracket. It's easy to see things will take a turn for the worse in the next few rounds.
* Hey @zimbio you saying you try to make the poll fair is a stinking pile of pigshit.
* So cool of you siding with cheaters. Congrats!
* We never cheated, no other fandom did but blarke lol
I ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE DELUSIONAL NOW.
SLEEP NOW.
OR MAYBE SOME HEAVY DRINKING.
Where do polls go when they die, mommy ? - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, and the sweet, sweet smell of complete and utter wank.
* You should take it down because you're clearly incapable of keeping things fair. This poll used to be fun but it's just bullshit now.
* zimbio: we’re getting death threats
some ppl: yea ok bUT YOU DIDNT TAKE DOWN UR OWN POLL SO LIKE U WERE KINDA ASKIN FOR IT THO
* Of course the problematic kids that wrote fake comments on an unknown website they all know and that lost the poll are now really concerned and «want the poll cancelled as a really good decision" LMAO..
* You know this poll is a mess this year. It’s actually embarrassing to you guys how blatantly Bellarkes are cheating without any actions taken by your team. Cancell it already.
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE CLEXANS PRIORITISE A POLL OVER DEATH THREATS SENT TO ZIMBIO STAFF.
GOOD CHOICE !
* Oh and all these responses who are like ‘sorry about the death threats but..’ just stop. Stop trying to defending or deflect from disgusting behaviour.
THANK YOU.
* Still doesn’t change the fact that you guys are incompetent for the past years and the measures you have chose to take even after seeing evidence with data on how a certain fandom is botting. You can expect less traffic for your poll after this year
. . DEATH THREATS ? STILL NOT RINGING A BELL ? . . OKAY . . .
* i dont agree with death threats or any of that at all. honestly all of this could've been avoided if zimbio just disqualified blxrke and let it actually be fair.
SOOO . . NEXT TIME THEY'D BETTER DQ BELLARKE FROM THE BEGINNING, OR YOU'LL SEND MORE DEATH THREATS ???
* Now they're out here literally mobbing the zimbio twitter with demands to take the poll down because they can't handle losing.
OH THOSE WACKY, WACKY CLEXANS.
* Sorry about the threats! They were sent to you because you let cheaters cheat! Poll was ruined in round 1 by BC with their bots, you didn't stop it when literally everyone sent you proof and you know it! Advice : take the poll down asap and end this agony!
SORRY BUT NOT SORRY, HUH ?
* You were accusing us with cheating and literally screaming everyone that bellarke fandom are the only cheaters but in fact it was you who stole 40k+ votes so if you really wanna lecture someone about not accusing people,lecture them
* And y'all lost 30k, you were cheating(and we had proof), my fandom barley lost any, but that's not the point. If you have no proof of the fandom your accusing sending death threats to zimbio then don't accuse them
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
* Since @zimbio did nothing against the bellarke cheat
ALL the fandons that stayed in the competition are following the bellarke poll closely
Many are monitoring &drawing screen capture every hour or less. The voting is being closely monitored by ALL the fandons & not only by Clexa
WOW
* Clexas? like we have to run a cheating script to win a poll? yall blorkes are pressed and this is why yall never win shit
* People in this thread justifying the death threats by talking about the cheating. Even if some are using bots to cheat, it's still 100% the fault of those who choose to send the death threats. And nothing will make it okay that some people choose to take a poll that serious.
* Dear @zimbio @thejillslattery the poll isn't valid anymore, not when a pairing that we all KNOW would be the final 4 is out and another is in its place thusly affecting DIFFERENTLY who pass to the next round. #Clexa You are willingly wronging a severely wronged fanbase there.
* And I spoke respectfully. Never have I ever done otherwise.And if I see some1 being disrespectful /sending death threats /crossing lines I'll call them out.
But this happened cuz they're doing us wrong. It doesnt take much to fix it. #DisqualifyBellarke & #Reinstat
Let's Bot Again, Like We Did Last Summer - 6 years ago
Back to the wankstorm on the Zimbio poll.
* If the transparent cheaters that are the Blarke shippers don't get disqualified, then I propose we stop voting & abandon this yearly poll altogether, bc what's the point? Crown them "winners" from now to fill their empty lives.
* #DisqualifyBellarke stop cheating in your poll. If you cant stop it just stop ur poll, ppl really out here spending their personal time voting fair while some use bots and scripts. Next rount will be the same. With cheaters ur poll is a waist of time.
* Do you think you can fix everything with adding time for this tour? You've got screenshots proving unfair voting. Look at it! Punish thоse who destroyed your poll with their dirty play and exclude the possibility of using bots on yous site further!
#DisqualifyBellarke
* Im out guys #Clexa im really sad with @zimbio they know its hacked! they dont do nothing...This its not about lost its about play fair...
We are more than a poll. #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters #MarchMadness2018 its ruined!thks bellarkeshit for this
Stop fiddling with your poll while it's live @zimbio! Stop it, fix it, start fresh or wait until next year. Don't let fraudulent votes kick legit ships out because you're unwilling to simply disqualify the offenders! #DisqualifyBellarke
* SIGH *
* But that's the wrong approach. They need to fix their mess or stop the whole thing altogether, not punish us (or other ships) for something they haven't done and have no control over. Part of Bellarke's agenda is to get us out, so you're giving them half of what they want?
* @zimbio you really are something else! #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters #ZimbioMarchCheating sham of a poll! It's a shame you are clearly on team blorkbot, fixed from the start
* In all seriousness though, this poll is only contributing to shipwars, people accusing eachother of cheating and clearly there has been cheated. The only fair thing to do here is take this stupid poll down once and for all. Nobody wins, nobody loses.
SHH, DON'T HARSH OUR BUZZ !
* I hope everyone keeps the receipts for the proof and for what you did. We asked to review the votes and were punished because the settings of YOUR poll were wrong. We give you unrefutable evidence and what do you do? I hope those receipts will be all over the place, on the tag
* We all know Bellarke fans botted their way against Sanvers and have actually managed to anti vote Clexa out of the contest.
Ya'll seriously gonna do nothing about it?
* welp. they really let the cheaters beat sanvers and clexa, when both ships were clearly ahead. @zimbio is trash.
* @zimbio disqualify Bellarke or do some justice cmon it’s pathetic that they have to spend money on their ship bc they know they stand no chance. Cheating just ruined this whole poll for everyone
* Don't be salty because your ship got sunk by The Good Place
AHA HA
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost
* Best part is them getting voted off and Bellarke moving to round 3 ... I don’t even care if Bellarke even wins TBH, this is all that matters since they were whiny, sad babies about it
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost Cl was cheating since they first apeared in @zimbio
& You act like children now, well better not cheat next time if you want to win.
* You really think Clexa, winner of the last two years, lost to a ship with not even 1/4 of the fan base? Please @zimbio What a joke.
* And once again Bimbio shows how not to run a poll.
* Death threats are never ok.
But people are legitimately upset at your horrible handling of the poll cheating. By allowing bellamy/Clarke to go essentially unpunished with all the evidence given, you have emboldened an already toxic & cruel fandom to continue their bad behavior.
* "Death threat are not ok, but" ?
Are you really ?
Why are polls so wanky, mommy ? - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, where Clexa/Sanvers are still stuck in a river in Egypt.
* Enough evidence has now been provided that the #Bellarke bots are out in force....Again! DISQUALIFY them @zimbio why let a minor ship ruin your poll and reputation??? do right by genuine voters!!! #Clexakru #Sanvers
* If they wanted to disqualify the ship who was cheating the most within The 100 fandom, they'd eliminate C/exa, hun
LOL
* If @zimbio doesn’t take action, they can kiss their reputation and site hits goodbye. Cancel the poll or disqualify the cheating Bellarke fandom.
* @zimbio you going to fix the poll with the boting already? Or nah, just let cheaters win?
WELL, THEY DIDN'T LET THE WORST CHEATERS WIN (CLEXA, SANVERS, MALEC, KADENA) . . .
* we wouldnt stand injustice the facts are all out there
. . THAT UR ALL BUG-FUCK CRAY-CRAY ?
* shoutout to the bellarkes who ruined the poll for everyone
* cough * AND THE CLEXANS AND SANVERS. * cough*
* @zimbio everyone can see that bellarkes are cheating and you do nothing about it. You approve cheating and the lowlife bellarke fandom goes unpunished. There's no fair play in your poll and that's a disgrace.
* The most disgusting thing is that they drag another f/f fandom into this and make them look like they are cheating too. But like always, blorkes don’t care
UMM . . . YOU DID CHEAT . . LIKE . . A LOT.
* just cancel the poll entirely everyone would be a lot less stressed ;/
. . AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL FORGET THAT THE BIGGEST CHEATS ON THIS POLL WERE THE CLEXANS & SANVERS . .
* Cancel the whole poll and prepare better for next year.
* I think the graphs are enough evidence to #DisqualifyBellarke. But it's up to @zimbio to decide if #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters.
Given their refusal to stop the voting they're benefiting from, I have my suspicions on where they stand.
* I'm going to vote so much for Bellarke to be eliminated, they did unforgivable things to the fandoms who were playing fair and clean, now that they fuck with our fury and our rancor.
FAIR AND CLEAN ?!!!! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THOSE 40 000 BOT VOTES, RIGHT ?
* Clexa family I adore you & respect personal choice but enough. @zimbio has known for days about the bots/cheating ect and proceeded to penalize the fandoms who maintain their integrity.
OMFG
* @zimbio look at these fandoms that can not accept their loss and they write garbage about bots
* Yesterday it was proved our fandom is not the one is cheating the most, because let's be real everyone is cheating here, but we're still somehow getting accused of ruining things when other fandoms cheated the most. Wow
* If anything they should cancel the whole thing altogether, not make our fandom who, as you've said, has suffered enough, suffer even more. #DisqualifyBellarke #StopZimbio
AWWW, POOR LITTLE CLEXANS. SO BUTTHURT THAT THEIR BOTTING DIDN'T HELP THEM WIN . . LIKE IT USUALLY DOES.
* Oh my god, the @zimbio poll is an utter joke. Antivoting cheaters accusing other antivoting cheaters of antivoting and cheating. What a bunch of hypocrites. Disqualify BOTH Bellarke AND Clexa, because none of them is better than the other.
* Why? We didn't do anything wrong, and as others said, they can cap them. We shouldn't have to be suffering for this any more than any of the other ships. If they can't get their tech together they need to end this altogether #DisqualifyBellarke
* Restart the poll. What the heck. It isn’t fair
CRY HARDER.
* Anti-voting is fine. It happens. Anti-voting with bots is the problem. We'll always vote against each other because the fandoms can't stand each other, it happens for all rival ships.. but only one of us used bots in this poll and that's the issue.
ONLY "ONE" OF YOU USED BOTS . . . WTF ? YOU WERE CAUGHT, CLEXA.
* Bruh I'm dying that the Zimbio fandom poll has turned into a full blown ship war with fucking bots bahahaha
W̶A̶N̶K̶I̶O̶ ZIMBIO POLL - 6 years ago
And the wank never stops on the Zimbio poll.
* Death threats ARE never ok! I propose the poll be cancelled & in its place #clexa fandom pledges to raise money to the charity of your chosing . Any other fandom is welcome to join. #DollarsForCharityInsteadOfBots
WAIT, WEREN'T YOU THE ONES . . .
* Or Clexas could stop complaining and sending death threats. That works too.
. . WHO SENT DEATH THREATS TO ZIMBIO STAFF . . .OH, I GUESS YOU WERE.
* The Lexa fandom isn’t the problem, cheaters and people who threaten others over a stupid poll ARE.
. . . YOU WERE THE ONES WHO SENT THOSE THREATS . . ? AND BOTTED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE . .
* I'm deeply sorry that you guys are experiencing these things. Thank you for the poll. However fandoms feel as though they are being treated unfairly by you guys, so I suggest taking down the bracket. It's easy to see things will take a turn for the worse in the next few rounds.
OH LOOK, ANOTHER CLEXAN WANTING THE POLL CANCELLED. WHAT A SHOCKING SURPRISE . .
* Its obvious @zimbio doesn't care if b*llarke cheats, i'm starting to think thelOO show itself paid them off just 4 the publicity of winning.
* The B*llarke fandom continues to sabotage your poll with bots cheating anti voting. Please check thoroughly delete bot voting before announcing who moves on to round 3.
* Botting is clearly happening for and against very specific fandoms. DQ the guilty ship and restart this round.
* Look, if you aren't able to solve this, just admit it and close that joke of a poll you have going on. At least you could save face.
* Pointless. Void the whole poll. It has no legitimacy. You made a half assed attempt to maintain the integrity of the poll & failed miserably.
Fans did all the leg work for you proving Bellarke cheated for themselves & others. You ignored it.
#DisqualifyBellarke
#BoycottZimbio
IF YOU COULD TURN BUTTHURT INTO ELECTRICITY, YOU COULD LIGHT A MAJOR CITY WITH THE AMOUNT OF BUTTHURT COMING FROM THE CLEXA STANS.
* Looks like bellarke’s cheating will get them into the next round of the @zimbio poll. That’s too bad. Guess I won’t be participating this year.
I'M SURE YOUR SET OF BOTS WILL BE MISSED.
* I don't fucking understand! You guys @zimbio do you see what happens because from what I've see now that`s bullshit! It's obvious that there's cheating AGAIN! This poll is turning into a cesspool! Stop this mayhem!!!
* @zimbio we won’t let this insanity quiet down. You need to disqualify or cancel this poll immediately. If you don’t, you are publically supporting a hateful, cheating, homophobic fandom and giving them a platform to continue spreading their hate and lies. We will expose you both.
WOW. THAT SOUNDS ALMOST LIKE A THREAT.
* Imagine being a bunch of pathetic losers like Blorkes, wasting hundreds if not thousands of dollars in a desperate move to win a free online poll, instead of putting all that money to better use like donate to charity.
Clexa’s can’t relate
Win or not, blorkes will always be shit.
IMAGINE BEING A GIGANTIC HYPOCRITE, WHO USES A WHOLE SERIES OF BOTS TO WIN, TO VOTE AGAINST BELLARKE . . AND THEN TURN AROUND AND CALL IT UNFAIR THAT BELLARKE ARE VOTING AGAINST CLEXA, AND USING BOTS . .
CAN'T RELATE . . BECAUSE I'M NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO.
* @zimbio y’all are so fuckin DUMB go FIX THIS CHEATERS LMAO your dumb poll won’t exist after this year because literally no one is gonna VOTE bc y’all are allowing this shit to happen it isn’t fair and it’s dumb as FUCK
. . AND SPEAKING OF DUMB AS FUCK . .
It's only a poll, right ? - 6 years ago
And the war on the Zimbio poll has now desended to Zimbio saying they may cancel poll, because of continuing abuse and even death threats ( really, Clexa ? I remember when you were cool . . terrifying but still chill).
And the Clexa, Sanvers and other sore losers saying the poll means nothing . . easy to say when you got your botting ass handed to you. And of course you agree with the poll being scrapped . . seriously guys, you lost.
And I love how the Clexa shippers kept providing "proof" of cheating . . involving a screenshot of a suspicious site (Blackhat World ? . . . seriously, why was a Clexan even on that site . . buying their own bots perhaps ?), and weird ass graphs that didn't really show much, except someone is really good at providing useless information.
Back to the wankfest . . .
* To prevent fraudulent votes from being cast in the Sweet 16 round, disqualify Bellarke, put Sanvers through and the poll will run fairly. The time limit was never the issue. Stop letting a cheating fandom get away. I'm sorely disappointed with you guys.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE . . YOU LOST !! EITHER BUY MORE BOTS NEXT TIME OR . . NOVEL CONCEPT, DON'T BOT AT ALL.
YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH TORPEDOED YOUR OWN REPUTATIONS THERE.
* Literally everyone was caught cheating but yall want bellarke disqualified. Bunch of bitter children.
* Care to back up your accusation with some evidence??? Ohhh that's right, there's none.
* The evidence is that they took votes away from everybody when they checked for fraudulent votes. Did you somehow miss that part ??
* You mean the glitch in their system which allowed for all fandoms to submit votes without the 5 mins limit? Yeah I don't see what that has to do with your fandom bot voting though...
* Everyone was using bots sis but keep denying it
THEY ARE IN DEEP DENIAL.
* Clexakru listen up!!!! Go under Zimbio's latest post on twitter & show them your evidence of bot cheating for our round. Ask for the round to be restarted when the issue is fixed or for fandoms to be disqualified. If we make a great case, they'll listen to us.
#DisqualifyBellarke
OMFG
* You let Bellarke go to the next round even when you had proof they cheated. Clexa and Sanvers were unfairly eliminated. There's nothing fair in this poll.
ESPECIALLY THE BOTS YOU ALL USED CLEXA LOST 40 000 + VOTES BECAUSE OF IT.
AGAIN, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
* You said you would do something about the rampant cheating in your March Madness polls. So why did you allow the cheating by the Bellamy/Clarke fans to eliminate Alex/Maggie (#Sanvers)?
WOH ! CALM DOWN.
* Not only that, but Eleanor/Tahani beat Clarke/Lexa (#Clexa)? No way. Not legitimately. If you look at the various graphs out there, TRACKING this stuff, you'd have eliminated Bellamy/Clarke entirely.
I SAID . . CALM DOWN !
* It's clear that the Bellamy/Clarke fans rigged the votes against #Sanvers and #Clexa, out of a desire to win and pure spite.
Further, it's clear that you don't actually care about an honest poll. It's pretty disappointing and I won't support your efforts going forward.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN !!
SHEESH.
* I hope everyone keeps the receipts for the proof and for what you did. We asked to review the votes and were punished because the settings of YOUR poll were wrong. We give you unrefutable evidence and what do you do? I hope those receipts will be all over the place, on the tag
SO MUCH BUTTHURT.
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
SOOOOOO MUCH BUTTHURT.
* You know this poll is a mess this year. It’s actually embarrassing to you guys how blatantly Bellarkes are cheating without any actions taken by your team. Cancell it already.
UR NO LONGER VALID.
WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH CAPTCHA - 6 years ago
Back to the "fun" of voting on two polls simultaneously . . ha . .ha. . ha .
Round 2 of Zimbio's 2018 TV Couples March Madness is over. Oh, what a wankfest that was !
The F/F ships dominated this poll, and there were tons of high-profile casualties.
Bughead Jamie x Claire, Kadena (one of the "suspect" ships involved in botting), Sanvers (another bot ship, that lost to Bellarke . . who didn't bot anywhere near as much, and therefore lost fewer votes when Zimbio deleted suspect votes from everyone), Delena, Haylijah, Malec (you shouldn't have botted, you might have won), CLEXA (winner of last 2 years . . now out of Zimbio AND ALNMPodcast !! Another botter), Olicity, Clace, Varchie, Coliver.
Bellarke, Destiel, Westallen, Jonerys, and Evak are the only non F/F ships left, in the Round of 16. This should be fun.
And WOW. Soooo . . there have been accusations/proof of botting on Eonline, Zimbio and even ALNMPodcast. Nothing like a fandom poll to bring out the best in all of us.
Don't worry, I'll bring you more of the lovely wank real soon. Bye.
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 12 - 6 years ago
Back to the cray-cray that is the Zimbio poll.
* Look at the patterns zimbio & stop the botting from Blarkes! Not only are you allowing them to cheat, but that is allowing them to bot against other fandoms too! You’ve taken all the fun out of this poll, if you don’t support fair play AND STOP THE BOTS then #ZimbioCancelled
* Are people still bitching about @zimbio poll? Omg Grow up. Who cares who wins? It's a stupid poll. What do you think will happen if you win? The whole internet is gonna bow down to your ship and ship it themselves? No nothing is going to happen. Everything is gonna be the same.
UR TOO SANE TO BE ON THIS POLL. GO AWAY.
* This Zimbio poll has been more entertaining and riveting than most of s3 of The 100.
YES IT HAS.
* Y'all still acting as if we're the enemy when they took more votes off of other ships then us. Lmao
* yet yall still gonna lose
* We'll see about that hun. Try your best cheaters.
DON'T YOU LOVE THE WARMTH BETWEEN SANVERS AND BELLARKE SHIPPERS ?
* hello wake up and extend the poll or remove all the fake votes at the end of the poll thanks
* I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the Zimbio poll thing. But all I know is that it happens every year and everyone accuses each other of cheating. And more than not literally everyone is cheating. I vote maybe a few times each round if I even remember.
* They wete bragging about cheat. They are so dumb cuz when they cheat they do it so blatantly. That is how they got exposed. 20,000 in an hour.
* 20,000 in an hr? Y'all on crack or something?
WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT . . .
* Crack? You on crack cuz you guys went crazy and blatantly cheated and got found out. Get back to voting. Your ship needs it.
* Y'all in so much denial when in reality it was you guys that were busted for cheating and us having to pay for your cry baby attitudes and harassment of the poll runners by them deleting our legit votes.
* @zimbio are you still monitoring the poll ???? maybe take out fake votes again?
* Stop. Enough is enough. Don’t go in and vote against Clexa, stop using bots to win, stop cheating! This is nonsense. If you can’t play fair in #ZimbioMarchMadness, then it’s time to #DisqualifyBellarke
* @zimbio If you dont stop With cheating, Will ruin this poll. Now that u did that, bellarke is antivoting Clexa, WITH CHEATING!
* zimbio is a fcuking coward. our fandom worked for that poll without bots and they took it from us
* Well I hope they disqualify Bellarke. Or take away 20,000 votes.
* Yeah I think they should disqualify and actually ban them from competing next year.
* clexa had over 100k votes and now they have 71k. so much for accusing everyone of cheating without looking at your own fandom lol
* thats before and after zimbio deleted the bot votes lmao. they only took 3k votes away at first from bellarke, then all of a sudden they take 20k votes away. it‘s probably because your people are harrassing them
* @zimbio You solved nothing with your poll it is obvious botting still going on the reputation of your poll is at stake
* @zimbio you need to immediately disqualify the Bellarke fandom. Now. They are abusing bots and spending a ton of money to have an unfair advantage over the entire poll. Have some dignity and self respect, and get rid of them plz.
* @zimbio either you disqualify them or end this poll. No fandom can compete with those bots. Its not fair.
* Fuck you @zimbio You are disgusting!
* No offense but you're clearly not capable to get the cheating under control. Just do us all a favor and end this madness for good.
* Zero credibility for u and ur poll this year @zimbio you are really a ducking joke.
OH MAN, I NEED A DRINK. KATE IS OVER VOTING FOR MARRISH/STEREK.
OH, AND BELLARKE DID GET THROUGH TO THE SWEET 16 ROUND . . BUT CLEXA AND SANVERS AND MALEC DIDN'T . . . The wank writes itself really.
SEYA !!
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 11 - 6 years ago
Back to what keeps us all drinking . . . the Zimbio poll !!
* There was evidence that a ship cheated on the zimbio poll but that ship that has proof of cheating doesn't seem to be losing their votes... I doubt all those votes are legit so I can't help but wonder if a shipper works there...
* and you continue to let bellarke use bots for votes. your poll is a joke.
* @zimbio you owe me the time I spent voting on your rigged poll.
* Dear @zimbio Bellamy and Clarke voters cheated. Sure everything looks evened out but you didn’t take away the 9000 bot votes. Your heteroselves are showing. Or did @TheCW pay you to have them finally win a poll?
* So should we just stop voting for @Zimbio now? What's the point, they wont take out all bots and we can't beat bots. It's useless.
* pretty sure it runs deeper than bots at this point. the poll was bought from the beginning, probably to avoid the bad press clexa winning would bring to the april premiere.
* did they just take 40k votes away from us? i'm-
. . BECAUSE YOU USED BOTS TOO, SANVERS.
* @zimbio you might wanna double check what you just did there because it's.... the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do
* Again still waiting for you to correct B*llarke vote totals! If you’re not capable of detecting their bots then hire someone that can! YOU HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS POLL FAIR! Blarkes are cheating & you’re still letting them! #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
I JUST THE LEVEL OF ENTITLEMENT HERE.
* What the hell @zimbio Are you guys getting hacked? Your poll numbers keep changing.
* nope they deleted votes from everyone but bellarke
* I understand that you do not want to disqualify fandoms for the action of a few, but I think it's necessary. It's only going to get worse if the cheating continues
WOW, GOING TO DISQUALIFY YOURSELF THEN ? THAT'S NOBLE.
* @zimbio You friggin took away the 40,000 plus votes from Maggie and Alex but not from Bellamy and Clarke. Fuck that! Stop this! Fix your damn poll.
* Screw you @zimbio for allowing the cheating to go on. We have been tweeting at you and still, you kept quiet.
* What we want is for you @zimbio to clean up this mess. Clean up all the bots votes. Make this a clean and fair game.
* me, trying not to get annoyed with the zimbio poll even though they took away a shit ton of votes for sanvers and like none for blorke
* They said they fixed the problem. They haven’t. They took away votes from other f/f ships but not Bellamy and Clarke This isn’t right. This must be fixed.
* There was never any proof that Bellarkes cheated but y'all kept commenting about how you'd vote for savers without even shipping it??
And that's been shown to be linked to an anti BC account. If there's more proof then show me. That's all I've seen and there's a big thing on Tumblr that shows it was faked to make BCers look bad.
* What i care about is that we were saying bellarke had bots, zimbio says "we'll fix it" and then sanvers looses 30k. It looks fichy.
As far as evidence says, bellarke didn't cheat.
More proof,new conclusions
I've been a fool once today.
* I'm shocked with the number on that poll. Over 140 thousand for Bellamy and Clarke, It is not real
* lmao cls were really complaining about bcs cheating in the march madness poll but when zimbio checked it out cl and sanvers were the ones to lose votes i’m screaming the irony
* We’re not the ones who lost 40000 votes are the investigation that you guys pushed. Also Sanvers are doing numbers similar to that now, are you going to complain about that too?
* @zimbio y’all are lesbophobic as fuck i can’t believe y’all are gonna let cheaters, the bellarke fandom, get away with it lmao. i hope y’all choke bc literally i didn’t even know who the fuck y’all were until this poll you’re irrelevant lmao
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD !!
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 10 - 6 years ago
Back to the delicious, delicious wank of the Zimbio poll.
* All the ships with huge numbers lost tens of thousands... except that one. Wow @zimbio. I really believe you were cracking down on cheaters...
* That's just hysterical considering it's not even a secret they were cheating. I'm sure all fandoms were but somehow the b@llarkes didn't lose a single vote?
* They lost like 3k based on the most recent screenshots of the vote totals prior to the adjustment. No way they only had 3k invalid votes. Not if all the other big ships had 10s of thousands.
* When it's that obvious and public a fandom was cheating (and even bragged about it) and yet they somehow are one of the only fandoms that get a clear pass (3k votes taken away is a joke) then yeah, wtf is the point. I always hated poll and this just makes it worse.
YOU ALL GOT CAUGHT BOTTING, YOU IDIOTS.
* What you did extended the lead of those BUYING VOTES! You deleted the votes of those couples who reported the cheating, this is unbelievable!! Seriously, what are they paying you?!? Your poll is half #LGBT, what does that tell you?!! #Sanvers #Clexa #SwanQueen #AvaLance
Zimbio + Bellarke = Cheating
* Maybe they found out that the people crowing the loudest about cheating, were actually the ones cheating.
YESSSSSSSS !!!
* WHAT IS THIS? You take votes away the fandom that isn’t cheating and don’t do anything to the fandom that is buying votes! We sent you proof and you CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING! Nobody will ever support this poll again if you don’t ACTUALLY STOP BELLARKE FROM CHEATING! #StopCheating
* I can't stop laughing about the zimbio poll. Sometimes karma is real.
I KNOW, RIGHT ?
* @zimbio what a FAIL. ???? You screwed the poll even more! Disqualify the little kids & moms that are buying bots. Don't "fix it", get rid of them. Simple.
* So you took votes away from every ship except from the one who admitted to buying votes... Well done, what a great job!!
Check it again, I think you took the votes from the wrong side!
* They took away 3k votes, i guess we bought 3k votes while you bought 40k :"D
* Oh please, you guys have been cheating from the start. We didnt cheat, bellrk doesnt have that many fans!
* It does, and you know...you can vote multiple times :"D It's not us who lost 40k votes...i'm sorry, but you cheated. Maybe it was not you personally, but some people in your fandom.
* Your fandom cheat constantly, the evidence is right there. People in your fandom admitted to cheating so get off your high horse and open your eyes. They should have taken the votes from bellrk instead
* they are the ones running the poll so they are able to check who is really cheating okay. they removed all cheat votes and it was predominantly from clexa and sanvers. so perhaps you should stop fighting for a battle youve lost and do what bellarkes are doing, which is vote hard
* Me trying to keep my cool when I saw everyone lost 1000s of votes in the zimbio poll except for the blorkes
* Yo @zimbio did you get the fandoms mixed up? If you keep standing with theses cheaters and only taking 3k votes acting like your actually doing something, then i doubt anyone is going to stay voting for you guys
* Girl, sanvers and cl lost like 37-40k votes, not bellarke. idk what you're trying to proof at this point....
* This @zimbio poll thing is such ducking bs. What a joke for a second I believed u people would actually do something about it.
* Hey, @zimbio you sold with giblets ... you were given undeniable evidence and what did you do? you pathetic...your poll is illegitimate
#FakePolls
* YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT ZIMBIO POLL??? KNOWING THAT
LITERALLY ALL THE FANDOMS CHEAT BUT THEY STILL ACCUSE EACH OTHER ANYWAY DKSLGKKEKFKS
* There was evidence that a ship cheated on the zimbio poll but that ship that has proof of cheating doesn't seem to be losing their votes... I doubt all those votes are legit so I can't help but w
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 9 - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, where the butthurt over losing votes is at an all time high.
** ATTENTION: We have also fixed the problem that allowed extra votes to come in. (Zimbio management)
* Is @JRothenbergTV running the zimbio poll?
* Hi @zimbio can you confirm this? How much is he paying you?
* Um, you deducted 40k votes from Sanvers AKA the side that has been playing fairly the whole time. How aren't we supposed to believe this is rigged? I won't be voting in a your poll next year if favoritism like this happens. We have been voting like crazy for no reason apparently.
* Clexa fandom was voting for Sanvers and like you have seen Clexa was cheating. Im sorry for you
Karmas a bitch.
* Speak for yourselves. There are screenshots of Bellarkes admitting to cheating :) Clexa won this thing last year and even their votes weren't increasing as quickly as Bellarke's. It's very obvious those Bellarkes were cheating and we bore the brunt of it.
* The screenshots are worthless and Zimbio have done their works. Now we all know who are cheating.
* LOL nah, you just can't admit that your fandom was cheating even after there's proof but I get it! Sticking up for your fandom and all - sucks that you can't call a spade, a spade though. Unfortunate that @zimbio is partaking in your nonsense though :)
* Sweetie you havent seen that Bellarke still have almost all their votes and Sanvers and Clexa have lost 40k ?
YEAH, YOU ACCUSED THE BELLARKES OF BOTTING AND THEN COMPLAINED TO ZIMBIO . . . CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
* anyways, i’m pretty positive that the network has something to do with the zimbio poll. clexa probably would have won again, it would have shed negative light just in time for the april premiere and the 100 would’ve once again been on shit lists. zimbio got cut a cheque
DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT, HUH ?
* Where exactly did anyone admit to buying votes ?? Yall wanted them to fix the poll and they did
* Um, no you didn't fix it. Try again. This time try punishing the primary offenders - Bellarke. You didn't "hear us" bc all the complaints were about Bellarke - the only ones you DIDN'T remove votes from.
* You are the cheaters not us YOU. CLEXA HAVE VOTED FOR YOUR FANDOM AND CLEXA WAS CHEATING
* Riiiight. There is a mountain of evidence Bellarke cheated.
All fandoms were anti-voting you for it.
IF you win the only ppl that will consider you winners is other Bellarkes. So have fun among yourselves.
* You can keep saying you didn't cheat til you are blue in the face. Nobody believes it. There is actual proof & logic.
Go try to convince someone else.
* what about #Kadena? You took their votes and gave it to Avalance and you’re still acting like everything is OK!!!!????
where is justice for #kadena!!!!?????
* y’all took away half the kadena votes i see you @zimbio you ugly bitches
* @zimbio now how 'bout you punish the real cheaters in this poll?? just a suggestion....
UMM . . . THEY DID . . .
* you just took 40k votes from the sanvers fandom, the fandom who BROUGHT to your attention that the other side was cheating with bots and scripts...seems like you're just mad we exposed how you allow cheating rather than actually being concerned about being fair.
* There was no evidence bellarke was cheating. Yall got so worked up over fake bullshit that it backfired on you. Oh well, atleast they fixed the poll
* They really think a fandom with like 127 people can vote thousands of times in a few minutes lmao. They didn't just cheat, they did it in the most obvious way possible
* Lmao i think the problem is that yall are stuck in denial. Bellarke isn't a small fandom and now the reciepts prove it. Too bad those fake screenshots didn't help yall in the slightest
* lmao blarkes totally cheated which is why you were all so butthurt about them investigating, you see the problem is this thing's totally rigged
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 8 - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, where the wank has now gone up to 11 !!
* You don't gain like..13k votes in a couple of hours even if you guys do vote all day and night
* Why not ?? The sanvers fandom did.
* No they didn't that's why their behind. Blarke isn't getting bigger but yet ur getting more votes then you have the past two years? Sure, Jan.
* Wow, it's almost as if more people join the fandom every year. Crazy huh. And wasn't alpha male madness around zimbo last year? None of us gave a shit about zimbo we were voting for that. Over a million votes btw. Also, sanvers were increasing yesterday 600 votes per refresh so . .
So basically yall ganged up on bellarke because we were winning aka "cheating" and it didnt work so now yall are bitter. Maybe focus on your own fandom instead of crying about ours. If Zimbo finds sm1 was cheating then i hope they do something but otherwise yall have no proof.
It's called voting sis. Maybe you should try it instead of wasting your time arguing with me.
OOH, FUCKING BURN !!
* All i'm saying is the bellarke fandom isn't the only fandom that has had a "suspicous" amount of increase in votes. I know plenty who have been voting their asses off and people act like we dont exist, its all bots.
* It may not be all bots, but you guys gained votes to fast for most of them not to be bots, either way you guys were cheating and choose to deny it instead of encouraging others to play fair. Even if you guys do win, it wouldn't count because everyone knows you were cheating
* Of course i'm denying it because i didnt cheat. If others cheated then zimbo will find out but they need to investigate ALL fandoms because i've seen evidence of yall admitting to cheating as well and suspicous increases in votes for sanvers.
* How is anti voting any different from cheating ? Nvm i guess it doesnt matter, fact remains that if they investigate all fandoms for bought votes then my guess is majority of fandoms, including yours, is going down. So i can see why yall only want bellarke investigated
* Literally all my original post said was to investigate all fandoms and yall got butthurt. If they find evidence of bellarke cheating then they should do something but theres no reason for yall to be upset about them investigating everyone if none of you are cheating like u said.
* I'm not worried about them cheacking out ours, only reason I commented was because you said you guys were voting all day and night like that's the reason you guys gained so many votes when it's not
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORRIED.
* Bellarkes stop cheating on the zimbio poll challenge already failed
AND SO DID YOURS.
* I know @zimbio can’t possibly be done with the cleanup on their poll. Ya missed the worst fandom, in history, that has literally been cheating since day 1 of this poll.
. . CLEXA ?
* you literally took votes away from the side that wasn’t cheating, n*ce. bellarkes literally admitted to buying votes on a forum. we knew this was rigged
* anyways that 1% of hope we had for this being fair is over. y’all are trash like we assumed. the poll is already bought and zimbio knows it, that’s why they haven’t taken votes away from the right parties
* 40k votes taken from the fandom NOT using bots and the fandom who paid for bots to vote remains untouched...... just wondering but are you kidding? @zimbio??? hello?
* @zimbio you might wanna double check what you just did there because it's.... the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do
. . . ONLY GO AFTER THE BELLARKE BOT AND NOT YOURS ?
* ...they... they took votes from us instead of bellrke, who were the ones using bots to vote...... yeah good save @zimbio wouldn’t want to ensure this is done fairly or anything
LOL
* why have sanvers just lost like 20k on that poll?? @zimbio explain
LOL
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 7 - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, and the McCarthy Hearings . . err, the bot accusations.
* @zimbio you are allowing the Bellarke fandom to cheat their way through the poll to achieve a Clexa (the canon couple) final over the non existing pairing Bellarke. You are willing to compromise the integrity of the poll to achieve this .
* Where's your morals when your fandom is cheating?
* Disqualify Ball!rke for cheating there is prood everywhere! #Sanvers had 9k more votes less than 24h ago and now Bell!rke have 6,5k more votes than Sanvers. They're using bots and scripts. We'll boycott the poll if you don't do something !
* @zimbio Your poll might be rigged. Please check, and don't stand by this kind of cheating. Thank you.
* Ppl should just stop voting. The only ppl winning here are cheating blorkes, opportunistic zimbio and toxic heterosexuality.
* How much are they paying you, @zimbio? Anyone with a brain can see that those rabid BC stans have never been a contender in any poll, until they decided to spend their savings #BotsForGlory
Congrats, you're officially part of the problem
I GUESS YOU PAID THEM MORE THEN ?
* for god's sake do they have to this bot, cheating thing with every poll? Seriously? give a rest blorkes
* which is why i think zimbio probably knows or has a hand in the poll being bought already. otherwise they would address the claims
AND NOW IT'S A CONSPIRACY . . . ? ARE YOU HIGH ?
* Are you talking serious? You want me to tolerate you with your cheats? Do you really think it’s fair for people who worked very hard and deserves win! Lose against someone that cheated al the time? Nah...
* Really? Didn’t you read my tweet? It’s obviously bellarke cheated and if you investigate there’s more and more evidence. And nope I don’t think my fandom is better I just put in the place of the people who plays fair. And respect that’s the thing the fair players should have
* I love how they pretend they didnt cheat when it is right there. They have done this before and they eventually lost. Cheaters don’t win. Karma is a bitch. Bellarke is like Trump. They cheat to win.
AND KARMA CERTAINLY CAME FOR THE BITCHES, RIGHT ?
* @zimbio your poll is a disgrace. Bullies and homophobic cheaters are using bots to win. Sort it out.
THEY DID. THAT'S WHY THEY TOOK YOUR VOTES AWAY.
* @zimbio you are disgusting. You’re deliberately allowing cheating on your poll. Is anyone paying attention there? This is blatantly obvious.
* are bcs really cheating on the zimbio poll lmao imagine being that desperate
I KNOW, RIGHT ?!
* @zimbio will you please look into your March Madness poll. It's supposed to be fun but a certain fandom has taken to cheating to get ahead of the competition. Surely you don't want to be associated with that?
. . . AND THEN ZIMBIO BEGAN INVESTIGATING THE BOT CLAIMS . . .
* Thank you for replying. People paying for votes n bots is taking all the fun out this poll.
* Thanks but we need solutions. Spending time doing a poll is only fun when there's no cheating. Bellarke has been paying for "scripts" in a very explicit way. If they don't lose their invalid votes, what's the point? I won't participate anymore
* it's great that you took action, i just want to say that my fandom has won many polls ( we even had one with over 1 m votes ), and the fandom that is accusing us is, if you're familiar with it, the anti 100 fandom. they miiiight be biased
. . ACCURATE.
* it physically pains me now marcos and lorna got in the crossfire between bellarke and clexa on that zimbio poll
* I hope this means you're investigating ALL fandoms because i know for a fact bellarke shippers have been voting all day and night.
OH, THEY SURE DID :)
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 6 - 6 years ago
Back to the Carnivale that is the Zimbio poll, where you might want to be careful of accusing others of using bots . . if you happen to be using bots as well.
* @zimbio bellarke was behind Sanvers for 4 days and now in just hours they are in first place?? Their fandom is not as big as all the others ships in that poll. I want a FairPlay. #cheatersout #InvestigateBellarke
OH, YOU IDIOTS . . .
* And you guys aren't? Only difference between y'all and Bellarke is they have a better voting bot macro.
LOL
* Bellarke shippers what do you think you are going to win with this cheats? If you keep buying the poll congratulations you are going to win it but nothing is gonna happen expect that you are going to be remembered as the worst and cheater ship ever @zimbio #InvestigateBellarke
OH HONEY, IT'S NOT BELLARKE THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED AS CHEATING ON THIS POLL.
* There’s evidence everywhere y’all been exposed.
All fandoms know you’ve got some people from your fandom rigging the poll.
MY, WHAT A VIVID IMAGINATION YOU ALL HAVE . . .
* From where I see it it’s pointless to keep voting in the @zimbio poll.
* I'm not voting anymore. I won't vote until they fix it.
* Me neither! It’s pointless. It’s blatantly obvious that they are cheating.
* Why don't you be a little more obvious bell*rkes? You guys were down 10k and somehow magically gain it in a couple hours? Not logical no matter how big you think your fandom is.
* More importantly, everyone KNOWS bellarke is a tiny, minuscule fandom that can't even win a twitter poll unless they create fake twitter accounts to vote. it's like 3 bored housewives and 3 teenagers with fake accounts and bots. they're cheaters and everyone knows it.
* Bellarke can’t win a poll so they cheat!
LIKE CLEXA, SANVERS, MALEC & KADENA DID ?
* Blarke is apparently getting 1000s of votes per hour, every hour. Just like an unpopular ship to cheat.
* @zimbio is useless. Despite evidences that Bellamy and Clarke voters cheated. They don’t do shit about it. Screw this poll.
* So @zimbio got back to someone & they said there wasn’t enough evidence that Bc is cheating!
Like are you foreal?
Every fandom has been noticing and tweeting to you about it & showing proof Stop validating cheating & take action!
SO, ZIMBIO WENT BACK AND FOUND OUT IT WAS THE ACCUSERS WHO WERE CHEATING.
. . GREAT JOB, GUYS.
YOU SURE SHOWED THEM !
* hey @zimbio your poll isn't worth a damn as long as you're turning a blind eye to obvious cheating. The rapidity of the numbers change is telling enough on top of their online posts confirming this. Don't let cheating ruin your reputation.
* This can't be happening @zimbio for Christ's sake, pull yourself together and give us a fair poll, not this nonsense how can you let this happen? Fix this and kick out that fandom that loves to cheat. #Sanvers deserves better. We deserve better
I'M THINKING OF A WORD.
RHYMES WITH BUNT.
* So @zimbio this is still not cheating? 2 hours later BC fandom gained 4000 votes but no, its not cheating, right? #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE . . .
* Totally agree. It’s a poll about ships and should be just fun but every year is the same.. cheating and shipwars @zimbio should really do something
AND THEY DID. THEY REMOVED VOTES FROM EVERY SUSPECT SHIP . . LIKE YOURS.
* Unfortunately this yr u chose to turn a blind eye to blatant boting and scripting. US’s std of legal proof requires only probable cause and despite calls from contesting fandoms citing irregularities in surges of votes and evidence of buying bot you turned a blind eye. Who bought your soul @zimbio ? And to those who cheat you not only let down your own fandom (those who didn’t cheat) but brought discredit to the entire poll.
DO YOU ACTUALLY HEAR THE WORD COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ?
DO YOU ?
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 5 - 6 years ago
Back to the Zimbio poll, where someone accused the Bellarkes of being witches. That someone, who wore a pointy black hat, and carried a broom, apparently.
Oh wait, I meant someone accused the Bellarkes of being cheaters . . yeah, that analogy works . . .
* Because I'm questioning what the person that made that Screenshot did on this website too.
FINALLY, SOMEONE POINTED THAT OUT !! WHY WOULD A CLEXAN BE ON A "BLACKHAT" HACKING SITE ??
* If this cheating continues, I suggest we boycott the poll altogether. The next cheating will be against #Kadena then #Swanqueen. What’s the point? They’ll cheat all the way through the last round.
* Yes eventually they will meet #Swanqueen ! Swanqueen fandom is large and formidable but pitted unfairly against a fandom that uses bots and scripts? The f/f fandoms have to unite and help #sanvers against the cheaters!
* @zimbio please monitor your polls! Integrity of your poll and system is at stake!
* Yea but know when to defend and accept your fandoms fault.
I can’t go out there defending my fandom seeing proof of different occasions they were accused of cheating you know. Would make things look worst for us.
. . . AND NOW THAT IT WAS Y-O-U-R SHIP THAT WAS CAUGHT CHEATING . . CLEXA ?? SANVERS ?? MALEC ?? KADENA ??
* This is not the idea of a fair poll for me. Fix it please
Call out the #ZimbioMarchMadness Poll for cheating. None of us can win if @zimbio @ScatterBrain21 allows Bellarke to blatantly cheat.
Don't give them the clicks!
IS THIS A LIST OF THE SHIPS THAT WERE CAUGHT BOTTING . . ??
* @zimbio @ScatterBrain21 @thejillslattery Disqualify Ball!rke for cheating there is prood everywhere! #Sanvers had 9k more votes less than 24h ago and now Bell!rke have 6,5k more votes than Sanvers. They're using bots and scripts. We'll boycott the poll if you don't do something !
OOH, ZIMBIO MUST BE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS.
* When I went to bed 7 hours ago Bellarke was down 8,000 votes and they’ve been down 8,000 votes for 2 days. So for them to gain 13,000 and Sanvers to only gain about 2,000 isn’t likely. We all know they cheat, and we all know @zimbio doesn’t care as long as they get site clicks
* Exactly! We have to report them!
* Of course they are 1) it gets them site clicks and 2) people will continue cheating bc even with proof they don't disqualify and 3) even if they keep changing their site interface people will continue to find ways to cheat so they decided to site back and do nothing
* CHECK YOUR POLL
* We all know that Bellarkes cant win without cheating. They hate that they have never won any couple polls. If they pull this off then the poll means nothing. If you have to cheat to win, then you arent winners.
OH, IRONY.
* How in the hell did Bellarke make up over 8000 votes overnight?
* with bots and buying votes
. . LIKE SANVERS, CLEXA, MALEC, KADENA & OTHERS DID ??
* By turning a blind eye to the cheating that is clearly happening on your March madness poll you have become part of the problem. #StopTheCheats
* Your zimbio march madness poll seem to be allowing cheating. Script working around the 5min vote.
* They are cheating using bots and voting sites....Its exhausting and frustrating because we’ve been busting our asses voting and there is literally evidence of their cheating and @zimbio is not doing anything about it. What is the point of the poll?
* bellarke is cheating on this poll, no other explanation. they've been losing by large numbers since the start of this round. not a fan of who they're facing, but i'm a fan of fair competition. you're disallowing that by letting them get away with this. shame on you, @zimbio
SO, HOW'S IT FEEL NOW ? AFTER ZIMBIO CAUGHT THE REAL CHEATERS ?
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 4 - 6 years ago
Oh God ! The wank on the Zimbio poll is soooo good !!
Bughead & Varchie vs Barchie . . . OMG.
* there’s so much drama going on with the zimbio poll now......accusations of cheating being thrown left and right
* Clexughs so convinced that bellarkes are cheating as if we have a significant lead over everyone else. Lmao. How about y'all stop being pathetic and just vote for your ship and let us vote for ours?
* Except that's exactly what's happening. Getting more votes than SwanQueen? Sanvers? Clexa? Supercorp? WestAllen? Sure Jan.
Cheating means everyone loses.
* If you're not cheating in sure you wouldn't mind being investigated.
* Exactly! They have more votes than SQ who are basically the biggest fandom here. This whole poll is a joke and @zimbio is doing NOTHING!
* How about you investigate your poll? We gave you prof and you do nothing? This is the example you want to set? Award the cheaters for a win they did nothing for?
* Y'all got caught, no one's going to make a you guys take a huge ass lead after that
* The bottom line is that Bellarke went from 15th to 1st in a very short period of time, with a vote count outpacing ships it's never, ever overtaken before that I can recall.
* I believe they are cheating actually, it's not possible to gain all those votes. I was just asking and telling what I heard as I am in many groups where ppl are saying different things, it wasn't meant as an attack against those who are reporting. I am reporting this too.
* INVESTIGATE YOUR POLL! People are cheating goddamn it!
* But that's what always happens with these polls, lots of antivoting and cheating :/
* Bellarke shippers have been exposed for cheating, but I don't know if @zimbio will do anything about it.
* They're obviously cheating, lame ass people spending money on a zimbio poll.
* I will no longer be voting in, or promoting the @zimbio poll. This has just gotten insane with the Bellarke fandom.
* Round 2 on @zimbio has started and like Round 1 you can see the fandom that its dominating the poll fairly. Keep eyes open for the moment certain fandom starts botting. Again.
* #Sanvers Fandom,vote for @Zimbio,Bellarke use bots against you,unite your forces,do not let the scammers win again,do something,#LGBT ships,help #Svanvers! @Zimbio check your poll‼️ How long we will endure cheaters
* Will you investigate your poll? Or you suddenly can't read?
* When some are using bots, scripts and other unfair methods, we have to compete by sheer numbers, effort and passion! #Sanvers gravely need help now! Supporters of f/f ships pls help! #Clexa #WayHaught #Supercorp #SwanQueen
* The bots are crazy as hell. Like where do their votes come from? Like hundreds every minute???
* Looks like the bots vote every 5 mins. If we want to keep up or win, we will need to do the same. SMH. This zimbio poll suddenly turned to a bot battle.
UMM, SWEETIE . . THE POLL ALLOWS YOU TO VOTE EVERY 5 MINUTES.
* It’s unfortunate but there are evidence that they are buying scripts and using bots... but @zimbio chose to turn a blind eye
* Boo cheaters!
* #Sanvers fandom don’t stop voting! Bellarke are buying scripts to catch up!
Just a heads up!
* If @zimbio allows this blatant cheating, we might as well just boycott the hole poll entirely.
* Was very tempted to. Many of my mutuals tried to call them out to Zimbio during round 1 but were met with silence. Another way is we can support each other to try to stamp out these cheaters by sheer numbers and dedication in voting.
* Lol other fandoms yes but defenitley not bigger than sanvers.
The number reasonable?
5-6 hours ago the gap was 10k!
Now it’s just 4K lmao sure jan.
Also Malec saw bellarke cheated on this poll too. In 30 min bc gained almost 1,200 votes.
30k votes with 492 rt? Lol
HMM, THEN WHY DID ZIMIO REMOVE "SUSPECT" VOTES FROM SANVERS AND MALEC, AMONGST OTHERS ? AND NOT BELLARKE ? HMMM ?
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 3 - 6 years ago
Back to the wankfest that is the Zimbio poll.
Between the SwanQueen vs OutlawQueen vs CaptainSwan shipper war, and Clexa (and every other F/F ship, apparently) vs Bellarke . . we have enough wank to last for the rest of the month. And that's before Kate and I (and whoever else we can round up) start trolling ALNMPodcast poll.
LOL.
* @zimbio some fandome makes a joke out of ur poll, show us you care about fair play and you respect other fans who vote fair or clicks is the only one thing is important for you?
* I knew that something was not clean here, they could not so quickly dial voices and get ahead of all #fondoms. and why everyone is silent
* They don't care!!! So why we? Just another nothing worth poll...
* People are cheating on your poll! Go investigate!
* It’s not possible! B*llarke is way too small. It is disappointing that a reputable #Zimbio is doing nothing. All of the fandoms deserve the chance to win by putting their hearts into this poll, not their money!
* @zimbio prevent cheating, check and fix ur poll and votes! #fairplay
* @zimbio Don’t let cheating ruin a popular poll. Please do something now!
* Certain fandom are cheating with scripts and bots and buying votes, check it and fix your poll, make it fair poll of course if you care about something more than just amount of clicks to ur site.
* Stop voting on the @zimbio poll. They know this is happening and won't do anything about it. Stop giving them clicks.
* Your zimbio march madness poll seem to be allowing cheating. Script working around the 5min vote. No reply from @zimbio if it's allowed to script the poll, maybe it is?
* #InvestigateBellarke How long will you tolerate cheaters?Check your poll!We want #FairPlay!This is not a single case, Bellarke cheats everywhere with bots and scripts, buying votes!Stop their scams, save your reputation!
* Clexa I suggest you stop voting in the @zimbio poll bots/buying votes ect is going on. Zimbio knows what’s going on & is doing nothing.
* That’s it I’m calling out specifics fandoms for their cheating in @ zimbio poll in exactly 2 hrs, done playing games with phobic pieces of garbage!
* Thanks @zimbio for keeping the poll non toxic & honest , so glad your site can be counted on for integrity. this is what’s called sarcasm!
* lol you guys got busted for cheating on zimbio poll. Paying money to a hacker forum for scripts so pathetic lmao — lol we're not clexas
* … how about you start investigating your own poll?
* They're too small of a fandom to have almost the same amount of votes as SQ does. Them cheating is the only explanation
* does #swanqueen #supergirl & #bellakre know that clexa fans are accusing them of cheating in the @zimbio poll?
its appears anyone who is a threat to them are cheating in their opinion
* Hi Can you show that you care about honest play and fans respect? Certain fandom is cheating, buying votes, IP, bots! Investigate!
* Check. Your. Poll. For. Cheaters.
* That’s Zimbio poll has taught me that 26,000 people are okay with incest. (and I don’t wanna hear about how “it’s supposed to be that way cuz that’s the Targaryen way”)
I TAKE IT UR NOT IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM . . ? ; )
* CHECK YOUR POLL FOR CHEATERS!!! #InvestigateBellarke
* The lack of response from @zimbio regarding some obvious cheating by blorks (they're even bragging about it) is disappointing. Takes the fun out of polls and until this is resolved I will no longer be advertising your poll. At this rate I don't even feel like participating in it.
* They clexas just admitted to cheating in the zimbio poll !!
* lmao y'all blarkes are stupid af, it literally doesn't say what fandom this is from. it doesn't even say what website it is, for all we know it could totally be fake lmao try again we all know you are the ones cheating
POPCORN ANYONE ?
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - PT 2 - 6 years ago
So, do we believe that the Bellarkes are dirty, rotten, botting cheats OR the Clexans are dirty, rotten, butthurt liars ?
Do we care ?
No.
Back to the wank . . .
* I'm not into this whole poll stuff but this it is definitely the work of bots , there is know chance that alll of the other are way behind
* Unless you investigate belarke for their huge cheating using bots or whatever AGAIN, we should all boycott this poll. They never make it past 1st round in any poll as they are a tiny fandom, now they're climbing by hundreds per minute in very 'automated' way #ZimbioMarchMadness
* Just an hour ago bellarke had less votes than #Clexa now they even have more than swanqueen lol
Check your polls please.
The day Bellarkes stop cheating is the day the world ends lol
Andhkeoejdkjejw . . the auditcity. To call #bellarke cheaters when cls have been disqualified HOW MANY times for HOW MANY polls and are proven to cheat again and again and again. Ohhhhhh hunny!!!!
* You talking about the irrelevant POLL
Just one that happened to be biased and eliminated clexa even after they admitted Bellarkes bought votes to rig our poll.
* Now this is what CHEATING on POLL AFTER POLL looks like. lol smh.
Everyone knows bellarke ain’t that big even you guys have to make accounts to make it relevant.
* Basically Only ppl that say cls are known for cheating is you Bcs. I wonder why.
Other fandoms have caught y’all cheating and know the Bc fandom are cheaters and are full of fake accounts and bots.
* Please monitor your poll. Suspicious activity for the B/C votes and it only seems to be getting worse. Always thought of your polls as one of the fairer ones, hope you won't let this change.
* Just because we're a big and powerful fandom, Clexa want to cancel @zimbio 's poll because they are being threatened. Lmao... #bellarke
* Idk if anyone cheated or not but you have to admit that the clexa fandom does this just as much...
* Lmao clexa is a big fandom no need to cheat.
Funny swan queen and clexa were top and rose at a decent pace yet took the bellarke fandom hours to notice the polls and once y’all did y’all rose 2k votes in 2 hours.
Your not even being descrete.
* Please take a look to the poll something is very suspicious in one ship
* @zimbio we kindly ask you to look into this matter. If there's a bot, u have to stop it. This is not fair. They are gaining a lot and just in a few hours. Last year it happened with Bamon. Please look into the matter and save the poll. At least, check it
* I’m going to vote for my favourite ships but you should check your poll. There are couples who were losing and now suddenly they gained lots of votes. Have a look because we are here to play but to play fairly
* Hey @zimbio you've got people cheating on your poll!
* Nothing will be done. Even with evidence @zimbio won't do anything.
* kate_b23 ???? Retweeted
@zimbio there are some evidance about certain fandom using scripts and bots for voting on ur poll. may be its time to check votes on your poll and fix this. What the meaning of the competition if someone are cheating. Make it fair for everyone. #annoyingblorks
* That’s not funny anymore. Maybe everyone should boycott this poll till @zimbio do something about it.
* It’s a shame @zimbio doesn’t seem to care. I’m busting my ass voting manually every 5 minutes for all my f/f couples & it’s unfair this people advance because they are cheating.
* We cannot be silent about that! We must speak up about it to let everyone see the lies of bellarke.
* @zimbio someone literally admitting to cheating and voting for bellamy / clarke. what are you going to do about it? i wanted you guys before today too. they’ve never advanced past the first round in 2 years.
WOOOOOOOOW
ZIMBIO - TO BOT OR NOT TO BOT - 6 years ago
Well, since Sterek and Marrish have pretty good leads in ALNMPodcast poll, let's turn our attention to the wankfest that is the Zimbio poll.
You can find the best wank on the zimbio poll hashtag on twitter.
During nominations -
* last year was such a MESS lmfao
* I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT, there's gonna be blood all over twitter, people becoming savages
* I’m half dreading and half ready to be entertaining by the inevitable brawling.
* Ah yes, it's that time of year again when Zimbio's March Madness TV Couples Poll turns reasonably sane and peace-loving mutuals from various fandoms into this.... TEAR THE BITCH APART !!
* Wait is it that time of the year for the zimbio poll already??? I‘m gonna kms I‘m still haunted by last year
* tbh the zimbio poll is just fun to antivote so they don’t make it past the first round
* If Swan Queen wins Zimbio 2018 after Root won 2015 and Clexa won 2016 plus 2017 then Zimbio will officially be THE wlw shipping poll
And then the poll began -
* STYDIA IS STILL IN FHE ZIMBIO POLL? Friends, we have ourselves an opportunity, and I will do the sin art rewards again for every round we make it through
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
* @zimbio it’s 2018 and y’all still haven’t found a way to keep pressed m/f crack ships from cheating hard core so they feel validated by winning a poll. There is some major cheating going on in a certain t100 fandom. Crazy numbers.
* No, they aren’t a big enough fandom to justify the vote rates they’ve held for almost 18+ hours. And now, crazy crazy, the competition for their most hated rival is suddenly seeing a major increase in votes too. Shocking! Whatever could it be
* @zimbio Please support #FairPlay Don’t let cheating ruin a popular poll. With a small fandom like Bellarke, it’s is not possible to out vote all power couples in this bracket by such a large margin. Please do something now!
* I have plenty of other evidence if you care to be proven wrong even further and look delusional #bellarke is a strong ass fandom. We may not be the very largest, but we certainly are strong and not to be under estimated.
* @zimbio one fandom is cheating on their poll and antivoting other. Make them vote Fair.
* There is no way B*llarke can gain that many votes so quickly. They are too small of a fandom. Please stop the cheating before the poll is ruined for everyone. @zimbio
* The clexas are actually threatening people over that @zimbio poll.
* How come you are not doing anything to support fair play in your poll? The insane amount of rapid voting by the small b*llarke fandom is not possible. Let fandoms vote out of pride, not cheating! Do something before all cheating & anti voting ruins it for everyone!
* You need to take a look into the voting method of Bellamy and Clarke. Many people have noticed & pointed out that their vote rate is suspicious, since last night they have managed to solidly out vote every single couple without slowing down. This poll is supposed to be fun.
* Check your poll,@zimbio ,Bellarke voted in a scam, it is not possible for such a small fandom like him to bounce by 1000 votes for a short time and to lead such strong fandom as Swan Queen!Do not let the scammers ruin your reputation!
* Obviously Lorna and Marcos wouldn't have 11k votes on Zimbio's poll if cls weren't anti-voting us...omg, how classy
* Check ur poll and votes pls. Obviously certain fandom gained a lot in short period of time. I hope clicks is not only one thing is important for you. #fairplay
* Please check your poll. There are some suspicious activity from Bellarke fandom that is small for real. We stand for fair polls and hope for your support.
elyzalexx ???? Retweeted
last tweet calling fans to vote for bellarke was 8 hours ago and from 7k votes they rose to 13k if thats not weird...
* just saying. check your polls - tell us theyre okay and we'll keep voting.
WOW
WOW
WOW
A LITTLE NERD MUSIC PODCAST POLL - PT 2 - 6 years ago
(PART 2)
Victuuri v Stormpilot 345-448
SORRY, REYLO SHIPPERS. NO TIME TO GET RID OF OPPONENT THIS ROUND.
Clintasha v Merthur 309-165
WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE. THEN AGAIN, THIS IS A BIG MARVEL YEAR.
Bughead v Nomanita 579-300
ANOTHER SHIP TO WATCH. RIVERDALE HAS QUIETE A FOLLOWING.
Reaper 76 v Jonerys 105-78
WonderTrev v Culmets 163-62
Mulder x Krycek v Marrish 2549 - 3762
YEP, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. OVER 6300 VOTES IN THIS BRACKET. AND THE BRACKET GOT FROZEN DUE TO M/K BOTTING ON THE LAST DAY, WHEN MARRISH WAS LEADING BY OVER 700. A NEW BRACKET WAS THEN OPENED, AND KATE NEVER FUCKING STOPPED VOTING FOR HOURS. THE M/K SHIPPERS GOT IN LESS THAN 200 VOTES TO KATE'S 1000 VOTES !!
I'M NOW CALLING HER KATETERMINATOR.
DAMN.
So, we're getting a big vote early for Marrish/Sterek in the Sweet Sixteen round. Then we can relax and vote out big ships that could oppose us next round . . . sorry, Reylo.
Meanwhile, on Zimbio . . . Bellarke is being accused of botting by other ships . . . because someone said so on some "BlackHat" site . . . what WERE the clexans doing on that site, hmmm?
Seya guys (I mean you, marrishitty, antimarrish), Vote Marrish/Sterek. Now that Teen Wolf is over, polls like this are the only ones we'll get on.
A LITTLE NERD MUSIC PODCAST POLL - 6 years ago
Oh God! How did we survive that ? I don't mean ALNMP poll, I mean Kate completely sober !! That was a truly terrifying experience. Let's not do that again.
Round of 32 is over, and wow! That was tiring. I'm pretty sure that Kate almost singlehandedly got Marrish into the next round, and Sterek was never really under threat, and got through too.
Zimbio was obviously distracting some, with some fancied ships out this round too. Olicity, Malec, Johnlock, Merthur, Mulder x Krycek, and Jonerys were all knocked out !!
Clex v Newtmas 647-778
VOTING HAPPENED UP TIL POLL CLOSED, CAUSING A TIE !! POLL REMAINED OPEN ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS. BUT CLEX GET 2ND CHANCE IN SWEET 16 ROUND !!
Drarry v Reylo 110-296
YES, REYLO !!
E x R v Elio x Oliver 56-50
Sterek v Olicity 661-615
GAVE STEREK BATCH OF VOTES HOUR BEFORE POLL CLOSED, STEALING WIN OFF OLICITY.
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
Johnlock v AvaLance 262-318
Rickyl v LadyNoir 39-67
Malec v Westallen 645- 1865
HMM, THESE GUYS COULD BE A PROBLEM.
Benslie v Fyodor x Anatole 90-67
Jack x Davey v Evak 52-83
Stucky v Charle x Matteusz 290-11
GO, WINTER SOLDIER/CAP !!
Victuuri v Stormpilot 345-448
SORRY
SO MANY FUCKING POLLS !!! - Part 2 - 6 years ago
Holy shit ! Why would you have TWO polls going at the same time ? I know Zimbio is the big one, but some of us want to be able to feel our fingers next week. Ouch.
Zimbio is still mid-level wank, and that won't change by the next round . . . when most of the pairs left are F/F ships. That's right, the women are ruling . . with only a few M/M, and het pairs that have a chance to make it through (Malec, Coliver or Evak, Jonerys or Varchie, Westallen, Bellarke).
Haylijah, Clace, Destiel, Delena, Cisco x Gypsy, Olicity, Jamie x Claire, and Bughead are all struggling against the powerhouse all-female ships.
And all that attention on Zimbio has certainly opened up the ALNM Podcast poll.
Kate (who is sober at the moment, but the night is young . .) and I have had a blast, getting our ships through the Round of 64 , and getting rid of the "enemies", and any big ship who may be a later threat.
We also may have gotten bored, and started voting for small ships, to get them through as well . . hey, why not ?
Clex v Klance 204-55
Hollstein v Newtmas 75-145 (LAST YEAR'S FINALIST OUT!!)
Drarry v Jamie/Claire 202-70
Reylo v Cophine 241-83
Destiel v E x R 81-120 (UR WELCOME, SAM/DEAN SHIPPERS)
Doctor/Rose v Elio/Oliver 128-130 (VOTING WAS HAPPENING HERE UP TO THE CLOSE OF THE POLL)
Sterek v Spideypool 301-64 (YAY !!!)
Wayhaught v Olicity 167-200 (ANOTHER TOUGH OPPONENT WE GOT RID OF EARLY)
Supercorp v Mulder/Krycek 215-500 (WE VOTED OUR BUTTS OFF FOR OUR OLD FAVS, AND GOT RID OF ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP AT THE SAME TIME)
Marrish v Karamel 600-342 (THIS WAS TOUGH, BUT WE BOTH WANT EITHER STEREK OR MARRISH TO WIN THIS POLL, SO . . .)
Tododeku v Rickyl 60-72
Bellarke v LadyNoir 29-62 (AND ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP BITES THE DUST . . HEH)
Johnlock v Han/Lando 200-145 (REYLO IS THE ONLY SW SHIP WE'LL VOTE FOR, SINCE KYLUX WASN'T NOMINATED)
Stydia v AvaLance 155-352 (BYE, STYDIOT!! WE MADE SURE STYDIOT LOST IN BOTH POLLS)
Benslie v Nakia/T'Challa 285-233 (KATE MAY HAVE VOTED BENSLIE, AFTER BUCKY/SHURI DIDN'T GET INTO POLL)
McHanzo v Fyodor/Anatole 16-32
Malec v OOQ 781-520 (WE VOTED OOQ, SINCE MALEC STANS SHOWED HOW TOXIC THEY CAN BE . . BUT TOO STRONG . .THEY FACE WESTALLEN NEXT . . AAAAND THE TOXIC JUST WENT NUCLEAR)
Lams v Westallen 729-1661 (WE ALMOST CAUGHT THE WESTIES NAPPING . . BUT THEY WOKE UP, DAMN IT !!)
Stucky v Emison 443-98
SasuSaku v Charlie/Matteusz 44-115 (AND ANOTHER PAST FINALIST GOES)
Sheith v Jack/Davey 75-120
Hamliza v Evak 118-176 (OH HI , LAST YEAR'S EONLINE WINNER !)
Clintasha v RebelCaptain 192-154 (YEP, WE VOTED OUT ANOTHER SW SHIP THAT ISN'T REYLO)
Sanvers v Merthur 87-330 ( BYE TO ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP)
Victuuri v ScienceBoyfriends 142-71
Stormpilot v Peraltiago 739-553 (DAMN IT, WE COULDN'T GET RID OF THIS SHIP, A PAST WINNER TOO)
Reaper76 v SwanQueen 170-155 (BUT WE DID GET RID OF THIS PAST WINNER)
Jonerys v Korrasami 235-188 (YEP, WE VOTED OUT ANOTHER TOUGH OPPONENT)
Bughead v Snowbarry 1542-1147 (WE ALMOST CAUGHT UP WITH THE BUGGERS, BUT THEY WERE TOO STRONG)
Clexa v Nomanita 100-310 (BUT WE DID GET RID OF OUR MAIN TARGET, LAST YEARS WINNER)
Sansaery v WonderTrev 105 -151
Otayuri v Culmets 85-104
And that's it for the Round of 64. Now let's see if we survive the Round of 32 . . . where did you put the fucking tequila, Kate ?!!
SO MANY FUCKING POLLS !!! - 6 years ago
Yes, Kate and I survived the first round of the polls on A Little Nerd Music Podcast and Zimio TV Couples March Madness (WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THEM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME ?! WHY??!!).
So much talk of bots on Zimio (Clexa accusing the Bellarke shippers . . of course). And demands that Zimio fix the poll. So many threats of boycotting the poll. So many cramped hands. But at least we didn't have to deal with the dreaded captcha (SO MANY STOREFRONTS !!!!).
The big ships on Zimio all made it to Round 2 (Malec, Bughead, Haylijah, Emison, Delena, SwanQueen, Sanvers, Bellarke, Jamie x Claire, Evak (oh hi, former eonline winner !), Coliver, Varchie, Jonaerys, Clace, SuperCorp, Waynaught Destiel, Olicity and Clexa (who swept all before it with almost 70 000 votes !!).
But Bamon, CaptainSwan, Klaroline (Yay !), Stydiot (YAY !!!), MSR, Richonne and Karamel all missed out. LOL, Stydiot can't win at anything, can it ?
Seya later with the ALNM Podcast recap . . if I can drag Kate out of that tequila bottle . . . there, there Kate, it's over now.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
Just a quick note, Kate and I are heavily involved in the two (AT THE SAME TIME?? WHY DO YOU HATE US ??) polls over on Zimbio and A Little Nerd Music Podcast.
And the Zimbio poll has descended into name-calling and accusations of using bots. So, we'll have some great wank to report soon. Seya after round 1 ends.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
And Eonline TV's Top Couple 2018 winner is . . . Hileon (Hilal & Leon)from Wounded Love !!
Another win for a foreign series over those damn Yankees . . lol.
Hileon d Olicity (Arrow) 82.2 % to 18.8 % . . . HOLY SHIT !! Like Evak last year, the contenders voted early and kept up their momentum after that. In fact, the Olicity shippers were really friendly (in stark contrast to the bitchery in the comments by the XF and Outlander stans.
236 052 votes to 54 653 votes . . . who. Olicity threw in the towel early on, so it was kinda boring. The only spark was the MSR shippers still going "we woz robbed" on twitter.
Anyway, Zimbio and ALNMPodcast are about to have their polls soon, and nominations are being held now.
So, if you see Sam/Dean, Steter, Sterek, Reylo, Karamel, Snowbarry, Clalec or Shucky (Shuri/Bucky) among the pairs on ALNMPodcast . . . well, I blame Kate * COUGH * .
Yes, Black Panther is Marvels latest runaway hit movie . . and the wank over the tiny Shuri/Bucky ship is hilarious !
Seya later, marrishitty (why are u still here ?)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE DIRTY ROTTEN S̶C̶O̶U̶N̶D̶R̶E̶L̶S̶ EONLINE POLL.
* I was curious because people kept saying that no matter how many times they voted for Mulder and Scully today (18th) the percentages didn't change at all. So in the name of science I started casting votes at 6:40pm GMT and and by 10:30pm GMT I had reached 800. That is just me. One person, 800 votes. The percentage has not changed at all. Please e-online, explain to me how that is possible? I think your poll is broken.
* Mulder and Scully needs to investigate this! They have to stay here longer E!News!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MATHS WORKS ?
* Every one knows Malec is going to win why do you argue?
UMM, SWEETIE . . .
* This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Grown people arguing about fictional characters in a poll that don't mean s***! I'm quite sure the actors themselves don't give a damn so why do you, this poll is not going to affect in your lives in any way and if it does that's just damn sad!
\ (•◡•) /
So, anyway . . Hileon (Wounded Love) & Olicity (Arrow) are into the final. We're voting Hileon, because that'll blow up the tiny little minds of the commenters there.
And we like that.
How did the Philes take the loss on tumblr ?
* In less than 1h it dropped almost 8%. Impossible in a fair fight.
* EXACTLY!! Last night we were losing 27-73. How’s that possible?
* I think they manipulate the system. Have you seen the results from the previous rounds? Maybe are reducing our votes.
* I sent contacted eonline, told them what I thought was happening
* If you search for hileon on yt you’ll find a lot and tbh i think any ship should be allowed to participate… I think it is cool that they are so far in the game but that voting pattern is suspicious af… We all voted the entire day and dropped in huge numbers… Even if they have more voters, the numbers would have gone down way slower-all the previous numbers would back that up…
* People have been complaining to enews about this on twitter. Then Turkish fans starting attacking them and flooding their tl with insults.
And why is this show on the poll in the first place?
* I’m not buying it. They’re frakking the vote with bots or something. Nobody’s even heard of that other ship!
* Has anybody contacted eonline? It seems like they are manipulate the Poll with a Bot..
* And it keeps dropping. In minutes 0,4%… if that’s how they prove their ship I don’t want to be part of this… MSR has 25 years of history. They can go to hell with their boat.
* and it keeps dropping. 10mins after I posted this, we now have 39,1%.
* We are losing quickly, feels like something shady is going on but no matter what we have to STEP UP OUR GAME!
* Its The ET channel No one watches that trash anyway. Lame ass cheaters.
. . . So, they seem to be taking it well. Man, the final is going to be wild.
Now, back to trolling fandoms on tumblr/twitter/ao3 . . .
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE TIKI TORCH CARRYING COMMENT SECTION OF THE EONLINE POLL.
* After that poll is over I hope I will never hear about that turkish ship ever again. Not touching that show despite it aired in my country.
* wounded love people are using bots and bragging about it. Should be disqualified. Come on E News, pay attention!
* Why are going around slandering us? Show us those who bragged about such a thing? But you don't have any proof.
* Some HiLeon Fans just posted here that it was ordered on their countries national TV that people should vote for the show here. How is that not unfair?
* actually it was twitter acc and ig of officcial Wounded love (vatanim sensim) acc
* That's something different then "encouraging" on national TV. I would be dusgusted if my fandom, ship and show would be (ab)used as political propaganda to furthering somebody elses agenda and power.
* why u causing so much drama, i follow all official accaunts of Wounded love. Firist you all say that this show has no off acc and know this. Bye
* they were ordered to vote? That's one messed up fandom. Glad I won't have to hear about them again after this poll is over. This poll is supposed to be FUN! Not poltical
* god you don't know anything about my country or my language but you can still say something that isn't true. Go find some evidence for our "cheat" and speak. But you can't find cause there is no damn cheating. girl what planet are you live in?all of you talking about some video things and cheating proof but no one show them to us. You watch some videos in my language and you don't even know what is the videos about then you came here and blame people, shitting their days. Cmon thats really annoying. Somebody contact eonline if he/she thinks we are cheating cause thats enough you blame us with unreal things and your bad behaviours.
* nobody said YOU were personally cheating. Get over yourself!
* lady you say HiLeon fandom is cheating and turned this into a political thing. I am one of the fans and i say there is no abusing or forcing in our Tv shows there is just information about our success about it and they'r trying to announce this competition they don't say go and vote for wounded love or you must do this we are in 2018 and i think everyone has their own ideas. I'm saying again. ANY NATIONAL TV OR OFFİCİAL ACCOUNT FORSİNG OR ABUSING ANYONE THEY JUST GIVING INFO ABOUT IT.
* Mulder and Scully forever. That other couple could never compare...ever. Shame on E News for letting this go on, not responding, and not making this right.
* Fansjust posted here that it was ordered I mean encouraged on their countries national TV that people should vote for the show here. How is that not unfair? I would be disgusted if my fandom, ship and show would be (ab)used as political propaganda to furthering somebody elses agenda and power.
* Oh oh, not good
* That's about 5 different kinds of bizarre. It doesn't surprise me though. Whatever gets them through their day.
OMG ! UR SUCH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS !!
* I'm embarrassed by what other philes have said and shocked by some of the wounded love's fandom has said.
WUT ? THAT YOUR FANDOM IS A BUNCH OF LYING BIGOTS ? BUT THAT'S ACCURATE !
* I don't think the count is right. We can't even vote for Mulder & Scully and there's so much irony in that
* Hileon had most votes from the beginnig and In the last round we didn't feel the need to vote so much because we never went down under 75%) so stop saying that we are cheating and believing every single rumor, nobody has prof so deal with it.
* Really absurd! In my country, maybe 1% of the population heard about Vatanim Sensin. How could he win from X-files ???
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE SWEET, WARM, CUDDLY . . . COMMENT SECTION FROM HELL, ON THE EONLINE POLL.
* We could deal with it, if it weren't for Hileon fans spamming the official Gillian Anderson Twitter and other user accounts and promoting Ageism? Is that the "honorouble" or "fair" behaviour that HiLeon fans demand from other fandoms and especially the MSR fans? Do you see MSR fans spamming HiLeon accounts or one of their stars with MSR content?
WE'VE YET TO SEE PROOF OF THESE CLAIMS
Like said below, maybe instead of internet polls, your young fandom could rather spend their energy in creating subtitles for your show in languages it's not aired in, especially in English, French and German (three of the largest TV markets in the world). This would (propably) help better to make people discover your show.
. . "BECAUSE I CAN'T BE ARSED TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MYSELF . . ?"
Fandom is about love and acceptance of others, not hate. Isn't that what your show is about as well? Then why are you (as a fandom) so aggressive against other fandoms and people?
HOW TF DID YO WRITE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ?
* As for the other topic, if you take a look just in the comments here you will understand tha we aren't the agressive ones. You are the ones accusing us for cheating when we are voting our asses off day & night.
* But I have to disagree, you (as a fandom) are the agressive ones. You come to an US based/Western site and then react hurt if people don't know your show or show or ask who/what they are. As a countermeasure you promote Ageism against my show, fandom and cast.
Another thing is wanting to win with highest percentage possible, sometimes over 90%. How do you think the other fandoms that lost makes that feel? Why do you have to beat everyone such an advantage? Why can't you let people lose with dignity with like 48%? There are unwritten rules in fandom you may no be familiar with yet, this would one of them
WHY DID A BUNCH OF NOBODIES FROM A NOTHING FANDOM BEAT MINE ?! WAHHHH !!
Of course I don't condone any agression coming from my fandom, but again, you provide no examples, just genereic "but you did that, too" as an excuse.
UMM, EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THIS POLL IS PROOF OF WHAT A BUNCH OF LYING BIGOTS THE MSERs ARE . . .
Again, another unwritten Fandom rule, stay fair and don't insult other ships and Fandoms.
(>ლ)
* So i hope you can understand now why this constant accusations of cheating or tries to disqualify us are feeling like a below the belt move to us.
* Don`t give up Philes! we are able to look back on 25 years of love, trust and the greatest communitie I can imagine! maybe they win this fight but , I'm pretty sure that no one will know them over 10 years or 25 years
* What the hell is happening E!? We, X files fans are voting but it only increasing for Wounded Love ! This canno't happening.
I really don't want to accuse anyone of cheating,
BUT UR GOING TO ANYWAY, RIGHT ?
I'm mostly just surprised a non-Western couple has made it this far, considering E! as a news outlet operates primarily in English-speaking countries, among a few others. That's the reality. That's E!'s target audience. It looks like in addition to the US there's E! in Germany, France, UK, Canada, Mexico and Brazil. Is Wounded Love that big in the non-English speaking countries?
UMM, YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE LANGUAGES SPOKEN IN THESE COUNTRIES IS GERMAN, FRENCH, ENGLISH, ENGLISH/FRENCH, SPANISH, AND PORTUGUESE, RIGHT ??
* even on Turkish national TV they talk about it and ask to vote:)
* And how is encouraging a whole country via national TV to vote not cheating/unfair?
(>ლ)
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL . . . WHERE THE MSR SHIPPERS ARE LOSING WITH DIGNITY . . . LOL.
WHEN WE LEFT IT LAST, JERI HAD PAINTED HERSELF INTO A CORNER WITH HER LIES.
* OMG she deleted the video
* do you have a screenshot? Damnit, trust no one didn't you know? If you see something you have to screenshot that as a proof!
* oh there's a screen shot of it hang on lol
* hmmm I posted the proof and it disappeared. -.-
* whoooaaat? How comes???
PSST . . BECAUSE SHE MADE IT UP.
* Yeah, sure it did. I don't know how anyone can fall for your ruse.
HAHA. SPRUNG !!
* twitter it by using tags and/or send it directly to E!News.
* already done that on Twitter but eonline doesn’t seem to care
* Good luck to whoever wins out of Shadowhunters & Arrow, you too will be up against cheaters in the final if E doens't step in. Or maybe all you guys should vote for MSR too and hope that they end up winning so the fight is fair in the final round.
* . . .who have discovered some not so honest people along the way who have ruined it for us.
YES, THEY'RE CALLED MSR SHIPPERS. YEP, A DOG ATE MY SCREENSHOT OF THOSE LYING, CHEATING WL SHIPPERS . . .
* It's ok. We know MSR are the real winners. We don't need some hacked poll to know the truth
* This poll is a joke. E News needs to get their act together.
Team Mulder and Scully!
* Sure this fandom and their show is getting the attention for now... but not in a good way.
* very shading and their behavior is quite disgusting by many of them, and they are making fun of us and using Turkish or Russian to insult us. It's sometimes hard to translate their posts and to find out what evil words they used and how they are laughing their asses off. Very shady and definitely no positive promo for their small and still unknown show.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE INSULTING YOU IF U DON'T SPEAK RUSSIAN OR TURKISH ? EVIL WORDS ? ANYTHING NOT SPOKEN IN ENGLISH, RIGHT ?
UR SUCH A BUNCH OF BIGOTS.
* How did Wounded Love even get in this poll to begin with? I'm familiar with every couple from this whole poll, but never heard of them. They need to be tossed out.
never heard of it, too, and I have lil Istanbul colony in my city. My Turkish kiosks owners I come by every day have no clue they couldn't tell me something about this show.
THEY MUST ADMIRE THE TIKI TORCHES YOU TAKE TO YOUR LITTLE . . * cough * . . MARCHES TOO, RIGHT ?
* ... how can a show I've never heard of be beating the iconic Mulder and Scully? It's a conspiracy... no matter, we all know who the Top TV couple of ALL TIME is....... Sculder.... always and forever. E-online... fix this.
* Guys,HiLeon fandom is not using bots,ok? Why don’t you accept this? Why don’t u understand this? HiLeon fandom is so strong and big. If you have never watched them,you can’t understand why you are losing. We are not cheating.
* No but some may be using manuipulated user scripts..*lol*
* I will vote in the next round for whoever wins your poll. But against a fandom that may be using manipulated user scripts to manipulate eonline polls this may not help either.
* I was also thinking about to vote for whoever is in the final around against our cheating destroyer. It won't change much but with what they are using no one got and will have a fair voting and their win and their fandom will be forgotten as soon as this poll is over.
* My European friends have never heard of this series!
YOU MEAN YOUR ENGLISH SPEAKING EUROPEAN FRIENDS ? THE ONES WHO DON'T SPEAK TURKISH ?
AHA . . .OKAY . .
* I don't deny its existence, I'm just saying none of the people I know have ever heard of this. Weird don't you think?
* do you really think there is like 5 people watching Hileon and using bots to win? Ridiculous
* This people cant understand that hileon fans are not cheating its not even possible!!!
* we were actually talking right now about KNOWING and not cheating here!
SUUURE, BUDDY.
(TO BE CONT
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
AND NOW BACK TO THE EONLINE TV 'S TOP COUPLES 2018 POLL . . WHERE THE COMMENT SECTION IS FILLED WITH CRAY-CRAY.
* WTH. Enough with the Turkish bot voting. No way a couple no one's ever heard of is actually beating Mulder & Scully.
* You know, i've seen lots of bad comments but this was one of the most racist and insulting comment. Really try to show some respect
* maybe you should warn the owner of the first comment, the one who talks about "turkish bot voting" because it is being racist, talking about turkish people cheating. I'm sure you can agree this
* I wouldn't call it racist, maybe sterotyped, prejudiced or clicheed? AFAIK Turkish is nationality, not a race?
* You do not know what the word "racism" means.
I DOUBT SHE CAN SPELL IT EITHER.
* This is clearly rigged. Cheating no one has ever heard of Wounded Love. Had to IMDB
* Well you certainly succeeded in people been put off your show. Is that what you wanted (including making your young fandom disliked by all the other fandoms your show was up against)? You certainly suceeded in that, from what I have seen on social media plattform in the last weeks.
EXCEPT FOR THE LARGE NUMBER OP PLATFORMS THAT THINK MSR SHIPPERS ARE A BUNCH OF RACISTS . .
* Who the fook are Hilal and Leon?
* oh who fook is scully murly
* Mulder and Scully are the main characters in one of the longest-running science fiction series in network TV history, not some Turkish soap opera on its second season starring a girl who looks 15 year old and a guy with a pedo-stache.
* please do not start .... what the hell ... i will show you turkish soap ... is it now racist that happens here? This series you're talking about scrully mullly I've never heard of in my life ... and I'm watching a lot about the 90's never heard about this 25 year old series.
* The fact that you've never heard of The X-Files only shows your ignorance.
O-M-G
* How are you taking into account the cheating? Not like Mulder and Scully are losing to a well known couple.
* Maybe the eonline people are already fixing it. I hope!
* but then they should also delete the votes from cheating!
* Mulder and Scully !!! Don't need a stupid poll to know who is the best couple. We've been "shipping" those two for 25 years..... XFiles was where that term originated !!!!! NOWAY they are legit losing this...
* Everyone that is not using scripts or voting with like three devices deserves to win...
DUDE, YOU CAN VOTE WITH AS MANY DEVICES AS YOU OWN. THAT'S NOT CHEATING.
* Eonline is going to do something about this? Those who vote for Hilal and Leon use bots. This unfair. We keep on voting the whole time Mulder and Scully and the opponents are in the lead cause they cheat. Time you do something
* i've been voting non stop since 10 to 00.47 in Sweden for #Hileon, what mekes u think we are cheating??
* the videos that lot of your fandom posted on the internet with how they are doing it. That’s how I m not even thinking it but knowing it.
* yeah they posted it to prove that they aren't cheating. They showed how they vote. How is that cheating?? And people are saying that our fandom cheats through an app which doesn't exist
* check again. If you can’t get it or accept it guys it’s not my fault. And, we are on top for 25 years. Bet your couple won’t be that strong not even a year after the show ends. Best regards. And try to face us fair. If you dare. Do you dare?
* They are posting videos of it on twitter of how they are cheating. You might not be -- but your fellow fans are.
* can u send the link?
NOTE THAT THEY DID NOT . . BECAUSE THAT WOULD SHOW WHAT A BUNCH OF LIARS THEY ARE.
* report it to E!News asap to stop this fucking cheating by WL fans!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE TROLLING AND RACISM ARE PLENTIFUL.
* Something feels wierd here. I think E! wants MSR to lose
* It seems somebody is using an app to count more votes. Is that cheating? Well, hopefully xphiles don't go there and vote as clean as possible. For the record, history knows about Mulder and Scully. For Hilal and the other, it needs 25 years to be alive...I don't think that will happen.
* How nice that the creators of this poll don't REALIZE and disqualify a ship that is cheating using a bot voter. No justice. And it's sad that a fandom can't rely on its own manpower and has to stoop so low. Embarrassing. Glad I'm not a part of that ship.
* E!News please check the votes and the security part of this poll!!!
* Oh and if you need to use apps in order to win..well, that says a lot about your love for your show, and it's nothing good. You need to use apps to win xphiles? I think we already won
* where did you see that they're cheating???
* A post that somebody in Facebook shared where it says that with that app they could win.
* if that is true, so much for there is no cheating.
*lol* Also they spamming the official Gillian Anderson account because they posted the link.
Can people please think about the poor social media being that is handling that account that to has to delete all the spam posts on a Saturday?
* send the proof to E!News, asap!!! Or post the screenshots everywhere so everyone can see this voting is unfair! E!News has to act!
* have you even searched for it? LMAO!!! You haven’t obviously, because if you had you would know before accusing that It’s a counting app and not a bot, it is not even related to voting. ROTFL! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on eonline voting!!!
* Xphiles don't cheat. We don't "count beads" as some hilal and the other fans say. Mulder and Scully are so pure to even consider that move. They are an honest couple, so we are.
* Why do you find it so hard to believe that Wounded Love can be winning without cheating? Does spreading slunders about our fandom make you feel better? If you are so suspicious of this app why dont you download it yourself to see that it's nothing more than 'counting beads'? So simple.
HOLY SHIT ! THE XF SHIPPERS ARE SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS.
* If you have proof of cheating, please screencap it and send/report both the screencap and the link to the post to eonline
AND YET THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIDN'T POST THE EVIDENCE OF THE MYSTERIOUS CLAIM OF CHEATING AND MYSTERIOUSLY USING BOTS. FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON.
IT WAS ALL VERY . . MYSTERIOUS.
* THIS POLL IS CLEARLY RIGGED WITH BOTS VOTING FOR H & L.
* This is such an Fake!
* Scully and Mulder ein this Thing... god i hate you all so much! I mean when Your couple really are the best you don't have to fake this battle. And now for the haters:,, I don't care... we will win this!" The war is not over !
* Darlin'.. you should go and see an psychologist.. This is what kind of indigestion and envy .d
* Shut up ans don't call me Darlin'.
* It's just strange that MSR had more votes in practically every round than the couple that no one here seems to know and all of a sudden they have so many? Where have y'all been?
Considering the amount of people who've been voting all day it does feel weird that it just keeps going down, it hardly seems fair.
I don't mind losing but this whole thing has felt somewhat strange from the beginning.
* It's an X Files and hopefully E!News can solve this case as cheating by using these Apps that were said! E!News it's up to you now!!!
* I sent an email to the website’s contact us address located on the bottom of their homepage requesting they investigate whether bots or apps are being used in this poll. I would encourage others to contact them directly this way in the spirit of fair play.
SO, HOW DID THAT GO FOR YOU GUYS ? NO REPLY ?
ISN'T THAT STRANGE ? HMMM
( TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL . . . GOD HELP US ALL.
* Sooo... Just because a show doesn't air in US, them winning this poll is because of their cheats? Yeah right, 'cause US couples should just win it all right?
* Last year a Norwegian couple won so not only US couples are able to win this competition ;p
* If you think giving eonline ad revenues clicks by voting in a poll will make your show known - this won't happen because you just advertise it to other fandom people who have been putting off your show and couple by it's fandom (you succeeded at that at least for me).
* Good for you. Would be great if your fandom could do that with out insulting my OTP, show and fandom - and leaving potlitics out of it as well:)
Any why do you alway have to win with such a big lead? You could also win with like 52% like in the other polls and everyone would be happy and woulnd't call your voting pattern suspicous...
* u know what i read some people on twitter were sayong "tURN OFF THE INTENET ON TURKEY" or "Who tf is this turkish couple, never heard of them lets get them down or something" so yeah .
* another bot
* As for the Hilal/whoever fans getting a bad image, I knew nothing about them or X-Files fans before looking at these posts but I can tell you the Mulder/Scully shippers are now looking WAY more nutzoid with their accusations of Turkish people being cheaters who vote with bots, and their claims that Mulder/Scully fans invented shipping, fanfic and tv couples (good grief).
* I was a little more inclined to vote for Scully/Mulder than the other couple I had never even heard of, till I read through this thread. To answer your other post: Sorry, but as a whole this fandom is not comporting itself well here. I know nothing of battles on twitter or anywhere else, I can only judge what I see here, and if you look at this thread objectively you have to admit most of the X Files fans (I don't see any other fandoms complaining here) are being a lot nastier and more aggressive. I have seen someone calling the male protag in the Turkish show a "pedophile" for being a 20 year old actor with a 17 year old leading lady, xenophobic nonsense about Turks being cheats who use bots, how-can-this-show-win-when-I've-never-heard-of-it statements, and just general insults when none are called for.
OMG ! A RATIONAL PERSON. . . HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE ?
* Can't even find a Wounded Love fan group on FB . So, where is the voting force coming from?
* You claiming to use bots because you do not like Turks.
* You are trying so hard to prove that we are cheating. You forgot about the poll. With this pace, of course you will have fewer votes. In our fandom, each voice is precious and valuable, when it does not matter to you.
* Or not...we see your fans bragging on Tumblr about doing it.
* Would you mind posting some links to this?
FUNNILY ENOUGH, NO SUCH EVIDENCE WAS SHOWN. GEE, I WONDER WHY ?
* what the fuck is going on
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW
* MSR is classic and iconic. lets not forget we coined the term shipper. without us, none of these other shows would even exist
* Are you kidding?
* Romantic chemistry has always been a priority for tv shows with couples; it didn't start with X Files. Moonlighting, Cheers and a lot of other shows are good examples. TXF might have made it more popular, but saying the other shows in this poll wouldn't exist without them is taking it just a leeeetle too far, don't you think?
* XF fans did coin the term shipper. No one can take that from us.
. . . BACKS AWAY SLOWLY FROM CRAY-CRAYS.
* Just because you don't love Turkish people you cannot blame us with cheating. It is always have to be your show right? No sorry but not this time.
* APPLAUSE *
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO T̶R̶O̶L̶L̶F̶E̶S̶T̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶8̶ THE EONLINE TV'S TOP COUPLES POLL.
* forget it Sis don’t even correspond to this people. they are just predudice and racist, that’s about it.
I KNOW RIGHT ? WHEN DID THE MSR SHIPPERS BECOME MEAN GIRLS ?
* As I said, we are not idiots! This app zirkomatik of yours can transfer a Trojan that can be used to manipulate the results. And I know this bc this is an open secret in Turkey or Russia. And there are many ways to pass the reCaptcha. And if you have a reputation for cheaters, it is not my fault obviously, I only repeat what is said and what can be seen in many videos in social media. And yes, I have seen enough of the behaviour of the ppl from your fandom to call it childish and rude, You are a prove that kids should not be allowed to social media.
THEY'RE NOT THE ONES ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF RACIST TODDLERS, ANNA.
* you can contact with e online and show them if you have any proof. We'r not afraid anything about this subject. You'r free. But i bet you don't have any proof. Cause you didn't search. You just blame people for nothing and call them defense childish.
* Anna Beata Giędoła Sorry, you say you are not an idiot but what you wrote shows that you are. And you also sound racist. How terrible. Anyways... First of all it's "zikirmatik", I am correcting you in case if you wanna search it. But since you are an idiot and not even searching what you are talking about, it's not a bot, it's not even related to voting in anyway. It's basically a counter. Apparently some people found it easier to use it to count how many votes they have given. This is so funny really, I am laughing at this with my ass that ignorant people thought it's a bot! ROTFL!
* Wow that's a little racist...
NO KIDDING
* LMAO people just accept it we are not cheating Hileon is known by Russia, Ukrainia, Kazakhstan, Sweden, Germany other Arabic and Latin countrys. Really its a foreign couple why are u so suprised?? US doesnt know this show so it means theyre cheating?? Wow! Same thing happend last year to #Evak norwegian couple they were accused of cheating. Go and search for hileon most of u are just asking "Who tf are hilal leon" and nobody actually want to know.
* Here must be cheaters and bots at work, please, E!News checks this out!!!
* Your idea is not enough my friend.There “must” be?Why?You are unbeatable or something like that?Let me tell you something,no one is unbeatable.Neither you nor we.We are as strong as you are,please admit it!
* I am not your damn FRIEND! Ehrg! And I said it bc something fishy is wrong with this poll so I want E!News to check their security. We are also voting from all around the world 24 hours per day. We have the bigger Fandom, but still WL is leading unnaturally high, toooooooooo high. (Yes, for my taste, the same as you like it.) And I'm still sure there are more X-Philes out there all around the world (and that for 25 years now), your series is just 2 years old and the western world has no clue about it. However you are google it there is almost no info about it. The most stuff I've learned about it it's from this poll. That's quite weird don't you think? And the people on Twitter are using Turkish and Russian to post nasty mean stuff, it's hard to understand them or to react. So, well, that's the impression I got, and it's not a fucking good one.
* You know that your behaviour may be putting people off at giving the show a try, though?
* you have an old TV series and you do not have a lot of fans, and we have a lot of fans from the Turkish TV series so you do not have many
* I'm not sure that there are many fans of the series of the 90s.
* yes, there are
AND KATE AND I USED TO LOVE XF. YIKES.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE EVERYONE USES BOTS TO WIN . . . APPARENTLY.
* Why didn't the Wounded Love fandom doesn't have like 600K votes in the former round but a mere 20.000 if it as large and active? I think someone in your fandom is rigging the polls, recaptchas are no not botsave.
I'm out of this poll, I value my time more than compete with a cheating fandom.
I'm happy we showed th Outlander fandom the ropes.though. Congratulation, Wounded Love fandom you may be the successor of the Outlander Fandom as most disliked fandom by other fandoms this year...
* u obviously cant accept that there is more powerful fandom)and it doesn't matter how many videos youre couple has. What matters is how many fans are voting. How is this cheating we have a lot more fans in our fandom than u have. But your opinion is your opinion bye..
* i know you are jealous but you should accept that hileon fans are really strong without cheating. first, look turkey's population and think about their leadership in ratings in Turkey. Got it? it is definitely possible. Also Turkey is one of the countries which uses social media most. And besides turkish fans there are so many arab fans supporting us. we're playing a fair game. even if you lose, dont lie sweetie
* you are just a bad person who thinks everyone cheaters except you and your fandoms. İt's not fear. we are not cheating fandom maybe you'r cheating people all the time and because of this you think other people can cheat you? Just pathetic
* they are using vote bots.
For those who aren't on Twitter and Tumblr. Your fellow fans are bragging about use of vote bots. You may be doing it the right way but much of your votes are from people who are making you look bad. It's sad. I feel for y'all because a poll is a poll and no matter the outcome, my choice will always be Mulder and Scully. 25 years is a big deal. They're just special.
* Your FB profile is fake, bot.
* you are not even smart enough to do what you do secretly. There are videos in the internet where your “great” fandom is bragging about how they cheat
* send screen shots to appsupport@eentertainment.com to show them that they're cheating. might do something, i know its just a poll but its infuriating and disrespectful.
* I sent what I found --all we can do now is see what happens.
* this comment is so irresponsible, and so racialist. what do mean by “Turkish people are very known for it”? How many Turks do you know?? Do you even know where Turkey is located?? Who gives you right to blame one nation? Please give a little respect and stop being so arrogant....
* And I am a Mother Teresa! Do you think ppl are idiots? It's not a secret that Turkish ppl have an obsession with online voting and polls and you have apps and scripts and know how to cheat. I'm from Eastern Europe and have friends even in Turkey so stop being ridiculous. This voting supposed to be a fun. You turned it into some ridiculous farce, you are being rude and attacking other fandoms in social media, you even attacked Gillian Anderson because she dared to post about the voting. For god's sake, kids, where are your parents? You showed some extremely childish behaviour over last two days so really go ahead and take this poll if you need it so much to prove something to yourself. The fun is over anyway.
* when you say "cheaters" is normal but we try to answer this it's childish? Even google ask when we'r vote are you a robot. And who the hell are you can think we are cheating?. You mean google and this page stupid and we can cheat them? Girl you don't know anything about it but you can still blame people. Your behaviors are rude and unfair. How can we use bots for a page that have security system like this. If you can really think this this means you have really bad issues.
WOOOOW
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE TROLLING IS O̶P̶T̶I̶O̶N̶A̶L̶ COMPULSARY.
* everyone's commenting for MSR and yet they're losing? fishy...
no one even knows what Wounded Love even is, double the fishyness...
* Wounded love also started on 100%... very strange....
* Pretty sure more people know about the x files and MSR than this show either way. It seems dodgy. Especially seeing as in the other rounds they were also winning by a huge amount. That's really suspicious and unlikely to happen every time.
* Exactly. The number of votes from the XF fandom was double of the amounts of the WOunded Loves votes in every one of the former rounds....something is very off here.
* what did you mean by saying 'no one' no one in the US or UK or Europe? hahaha you think if 'you' dont know, 'no one' knows. Here, in some asian countries, in arab countries, and especially in Turkey, this series is very famous. You think only famous things are good? How ignorant. You should stop looking media and read some book, after that maybe if you have enough mind you can understand what i'm saying
* did you see my comment just above this one? I said more people would know of the x files than this show even if it is famous around the Arabic countries
* with a new poll how can one side starting already with almost 100 procent? Shouldn't it be even? And Philes were right there, too, when it began. How is that possible?
YOU DO REALISE THAT HILEON SHIPPERS WERE VOTING AT THE SAME TIME. THAT MEANS THEY CANCELLED OUT YOUR VOTES, THUS THE PERCENTAGES DIDN'T CHANGE. THEY JUST GOT THE LEAD EARLY AND VOTED STEADILY AFTER THAT.
* This is poll could be rigged. I don't even know who the hell all these other couple but Mulder and Scully is the only one that matters. Y'all are CANNCELLDT
The X Files didn't stay this 25 years long for us to not win this
* Y'all using bots and revoting. I know your tricks, stay on your lane and play fair
* Something is strange here. You guys think CSM is meddling with this poll? We need a rational explanation!!!
MAN, I DIDN'T THINK THE MSRs COULD BE AS BAD AS THE MALECS AND STYDIOTS . . . GUESS I WAS WRONG.
* E!News shame on you! It's not and was never SCULDER (or Mully or Sculdry or whatever)! It's just plain MSR bc Mulder Scully do not need a combo shipper name, they are THE SHIP OF ALL SHIPS!
* Same was the Titanic
OK, THAT WAS FUNNY.
* you guys should learn how to lose...with dignity...
* WE know we're loosing but we do it in an honest way without any cheating programs and without political order on national TV, so we go with our heads up and with a ship that will last longer than WL. We were here decades before it and will remain even longer and as a world wide phenomenon. Everyone and every other ship is disliking your series and your Fandom because of the behavior by many of your fans, because of the cheating and bc of the salty taste from the political stuff.
* Also does anyone else find it strange that most of the comments for wounded love don't have profile pics and don't even look like real pages? I mean I know some people might not have profile pics, but come on, really??? This whole thing is probably rigged lol
* well, this has stopped being fun EOnline! Wounded Love ppl are using bots. Turkish ppl are very known for it and it is sad. You will never win with cheaters!
* Pretty sure the txf fandom is more powerful, it's been around for 25 years and every English speaking country as well as Europe/turkey knows about it. So they probably are cheating
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
BACK TO THE EONLINE TV'S TOP COUPLES POLL (the wankfest that never dies).
So, has the XF, OUTLANDER fandoms stopped wanking ? . . .
* These Mulder and Scully fans must never have watched Outlander
* Did someone suggest Claire and whoever he is have more chemistry than Mulder and Scully? Did someone else than suggest that whoever the actors are have more chemistry off screen than David and Gillian LOL that's hysterical.
* Only because you have not watched them
* Mulder and Scully are a bit past their sell by date. Jamie and Claire are the new kids on the block not just for looks but for acting ability. They can portray different emotions without even speaking with facial expressions and their eye contact. Watch Outlander and see what I mean. If that doesn't change your mind nothing will
* Are Mulder/Scully fans really this deluded, that they think they invented tv couples and shipping?
UMM, NEVER MIND. AT LEAST THE XF & WOUNDED LOVE FANDOMS ARE FRIENDLY.
* Mulder and Scully are the orginal Shipper couple for 25 years, no one has more chemistry, best of all time
* This means they are old if you want you can ship fred and ginger. That’s it
* we are noooot old, we are long lasting! You should see our neXt generations. Our series do exists for 25 years and we gain new fans and very young ones every year even whenever had a 15 years haitus!
* That means WE PHILES INVENTED YOU ALL. And THAT'S IT.
UH, GUYS ? . .
* Shut up. The rest of the wolrld and even the search engine don't even know who the fuck are your couples or your fuckin show. Do you guys even trend in the US or worldwide every wednesday.
The X Files didn't stay 25 years long for us to not win this. Before you're even born, The X Files already exist, we're even the ones the invented the word "Shipper". Stay on your lane, y'all are CANCELLEDT
* dont you have any shame? HiLeon fandom is not just the teenagers under 18. I was a big fan of x-files and MSR before i've seen this comment. You've just made me hate of it.
* Haha y'all clearly too young that's why y'all got triggered so easily
* hahah keep crying !!
OK, MAYBE NOT.
* your profile isn't even legit. You are probably the one setting up the bots. And if chuck and Blair were in this against wounded love, who would you vote for?
* They're a girl who looks 15 years old and a guy with a pedo-stache.
* The thing is you cannot accept how HiLeon became the breakout couple, they are so much more LOVED by international fandom as well. You just cannot accept this. So this arguement is pointless.
* LOL. She plays a girl is16-17 yo and her real age is the ~ same (she is 19 yo this year). And he has the stache of every 1920s man, especially Europeans. Since he plays a Greek soldier it's accurate. Sigh I am very familiar how Americans can be ignorant but some comments are really bs.
* What does legit mean? I don't use my personal account for fandom stuff, this is my fandom account if you are asking that, so what? I don't even use FB that much. These talks like you guys think you know something started to get really bothersome. Your fandom says they even quited voting and here we are still voting, then you are blaming other fandom of using bots. Are you even real? Sigh...
* So the guy is a pedophile in a relationship with an underage girl. Thanks for confirming you're a bunch of creeps.
* Is he or is he not an adult in a relationship with an underage girl? You, creeps, don't need our help to look bad.
WOW. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
* The malec fandom asked the westallen and sanvers fandom to vote for them . That's cheating in every way . They knew Olicity was gonna beat them and now we have to vote against 3 different fandoms ? That's just unfair and pathetic.
NOTHING AGAINST THE RULES BY ROPING IN OTHER SHIPPERS, OR HAVING "POWER HOUR" VOTING.
UR JUST MAD YOU DIDN"T THINK OF IT FIRST.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
WELCOME BACK TO OUR OWN PERSONAL WEBPAGE . . . LOL.
I guess everyone has been on the eonline poll, right ? Gotta love the amount of wank in the comments. Apparently, someone used a bot to cheat in the last round (Final Four) . . with no proof other than accusations of "boasting"" by the cheaters on twitter . . . as one does when cheating on a poll ?????
This is Skam vs Shadowhunters all over again.
Sooooooo much wank . . Westallen, Ezria, Wayhaught, Jaenerys, Jaime/Claire (wow Outlander is such a wankfest for a newish fandom!!), Haylijah, Bughead, Barchie, Varchie, Malec, Clace, Olicity, MSR (Mulder/Scully), Delena . . . and a "little" tv series from Turkey, Vatanim Sensin (Wounded Love) and it's ship Hileon. Oh yeah, the wank rights it self. This is SKAM vs every other ship all over again. LOL.
Let's look at the comments so far.
* bitter because klaroline is not nominated
AWWW, WE FEEL FOR YOU . . NO, REALLY!!
* i hope noone cheats cause that looks very suspicious
AND THESE COMMENTS STARTED IN ROUND ONE!!
* ok,...umm what ??? Who are they and what is Wounded Love??? I've never heard of that I'm so confused
* Uh,who,are they and what show is that???
* Who the f is Hilal and Leon and why are they winning by so much??
* Ok Wounded Love sounds like a great show and all but... I'm not the only one who's just now hearing about it, right? Like I've literally NEVER heard of this show before and am VERY confused on how it's couple is winning by a landslide.
YOU CAN JUST SENSE THE XENOPHOBIA RISING. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, WHEN THE NORWEGIAN SHOW SKAM (and the ship Evak) WON THE POLL .
* Okey, Supercorp shippers, let's vote for #Emison. We have to destroy Caramel.
LOOOOOOOOOL
* Some of us missed the other couple names altogether. So now we only have 2 couples to choose from not 32 since we don't have a clue who else is on the list. Please relaunch the whole thing. Come on E!
Lately your not with the program at all.
* Honestly you should just start the vote over. I don't know how you think what you did makes any sense!
EONLINE FIXED THEIR ROUND 2 MISTAKE, BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOME.
DID THEY REALLY THINK THAT THE POLL WOULD BE STARTED OVER BECAUSE OF THEIR BUTTHURT ??!
* I thought Mudler/Scully were dead!!
AND THE COMMENT WAR BETWEEN XFILES & OUTLANDER BEGAN.
* Mulder and Scully best chemistry beetween two people
* You must not have watched Outlander
* Mmm no, Mulder and Scully do not have more chemistry. I feel absolutely nothing when I watch those two. I fall asleep watching them. It’s like watching the most boring, tasteless people attempting to pass off as a “couple”. When people think of chemistry, Caitriona and Sam (Claire and Jamie) come to mind. Not only that, Claire and Jamie’s chemistry is the talk of the internet, not Mulder an Scully. Sorry folks, you haven’t seen real chemistry and love until you’ve seen Claire and Jamie.
* I fandom that is what, 3 years old, is sh****ing on the ships other fandoms... I guess that explains why the Outlander tv show fandom is disliked so much by all other tv show fandoms.
* What the heck is Outlander? If it weren't for M & S, there would be no such thing as Shippers. And unless Outlander has 25 yrs worth of history, it's garbage. These Outlander folks are done. It's over. You lost.
* These other couples are just sooo cheesy and cheap. But, what do you expect from cable tv . Claire and Jamie have a REAL love story, the most epic on tv.
* I love Scully and Mulder, best couple, and the best chemistry, i love this people so much
* You’re clearly in the dark and haven’t seen real chemistry. Outlander’s Claire and Jamie have real chemistry, on and off screen.
( TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
So, now you know what Kate's been up to (bless her little psychotic heart). But I have been in the Star Wars fandom . . God help me. Kate joined me (but she's already batshit crazy, so she enjoyed herself).
Again, we went after fic that was in the wrong shipping tag (ANTI KYLUX & ANTI REYLO).
a kylux fix - fanficlurker (ANTI KYLUX, TREEZIE RIPOFF THAT WAS PUT IN THE REYLO TAG AFTER A SHORT COMMENT WAR, WHERE KATE PRETENDED TO BE TREEZIE. THEN WE FOUND OUT HIS IDENTITY ON TUMBLR. AND THEN HE GOT BUTTHURT AND DELETED . . DAMNIT!! ) DELETED
A little bit of heaven - scalira (SOCKS, SINGING, REYLO SNIPPETS AND THE AUTHOR'S TWITTER DISCOVERED, AND IT ALL DETERIOATED RAPIDLY AFTER THAT. COMMENTS NOW MODERATED)
A little bit of sugar - SpaceAlexander (SOMEBODY TROLLED THIS BEFORE WE FOUND IT, DAMNIT!)
a reylo fic - treezie (OVER 5700 COMMENTS IN OUR TROLLING MAGNUM OPUS, WHICH ENDED AFTER A SHORT COMMENT WAR WITH THE AUTHOR & HER CLIQUE ON HER TWITTER ACCOUNT . . .
twitter.com/nicegal21 . . . * whistles innocently *) COMMENTS NOW MODERATED
a reylo sequel - helwolf (ACTUAL REYLO FIC THAT SENDS UP TREEZIES FIC. WE HELPFULY SUPPLIED A LINK TO TREEZIE/EMILY)
A short Kylux Fic - alittleshotofjohn (ANTI KYLUX)
A Short Reylo Fic - dracomalfoys DELETED
hearts pulse - queeraf
Kisses (for want of a better title) - AngelAxexinf (REYLO SMUT IN COMMENTS, ARGUMENTS WITH AUTHOR, WEIRD ASS ACSENTS, AND RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ENTRIES)
nolite te bastardes carborundorum - SaintHeretical (ACTUAL REYLO FIC THAT WAS SHIT ON BY ANTS ON TUMBLR. ANTS TRY TO ATTACK AUTHOR BUT GET TORN APART IN COMMENTS.THEN KATE AND I PRETENDED TO BE PRO AND ANTI REYLOS. THAT WAS FUN.) NOW MODERATED (Gee, I wonder why)
Reylo - orphan_account
Roses by the Bunches - LegallyLucifer aka FigureSgayts (WEED BROWNIE RECIPES, REYLO POSITIVITY MONTH, REYLO SNIPPETS, AND ARGUING OVER TLJ TRAILER)
Star Wars Episode VIII - khaleesicharlie aka spooky_mulder (COMMENTS MODERATED)
Understanding the force. - EdGluskin
When Rey came home - Swimmergirl_01
Who Are You Really - WhatTheWentz (WRITTEN BY WELL KNOWN TUMBLR TROLL madame-rants-a-lot. NOW A DISPROVED THEORY THAT LUKE IS REYS FATHER. LOL)
you and i both know that you gotta go - sapphoe SOME TLJ TAUNTING IN THE COMMENTS)
WOW. SO MUCH WANK.
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WE JOINED THIS FANDOM.
Seya around, random person who comes across this page. And a special shout-out to marrishitty. We miss you, you monkey loving pervert.
Jen & Kate
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 6 years ago
2 MONTHS??!
Wow. I almost forgot this comment section . . . we should call it The Hollywood Life Trolls Blog . . .
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS BLOG
. . . that's better.
Well, how goes the trolling? Pretty damn good. There's just so much fandom wank out there. SO MUCH!
The Flash and Supergirl fandoms have been my favourite v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ places to troll. Kate and I have been targeting any ANTI fics in the shipper tag on the AO3.
Soooo . . here are all the anti snowbarry, anti karamel fic (MOST ARE TAGGED KARA/MON-EL)
Snowbarry fanfic because who is the is the real otp - allxnwest
A Desire Fufilled - Boobchanan
Tugging the strings - Boobchanan (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT YET ANOTHER "LET'S TRASH THE CHARACTER WE HATE" FIC)
A Karamel Series - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account)
Another Karamel Fic - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account) (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT IS ALL ABOUT MURDERING MON-EL . . * sigh *)
Maybe I was always small, but I could fly before I crawled - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account)
Casual Murder at request of AnneTheFire - Mmjohns
Mon El down a well - Mmjohns
Falling For You - HetHetHet (Personal_Helicon)
Melting Marshmallows and Hearts - HetHetHet (Personal_Helicon)
I want to do bad things to you - caycep (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT WAY-TOO_LOVINGLY-DESCRIBED MURDER OF MON-EL)
Justice To The OTP - LiveTheGay
Kara and Mon's first time - nochillreadytokill
On the radio - nochillreadytokill
Marry me - Nun_A_Legend
Moan-el - Clexkru
Rough and Ready - pinotnoir1994
The Darkest Place - katiemcgarth
You Can't Help Who You Fall In Love With - TwerkingAtSundaySchool
Of course it's all fun and games before someone gets into a comment war with a Nazi, and gets a fic deleted within hours (* glares at Kate *) . . . anyway, avoid this crazy alt right nutjob on tumblr, hatefuldisco (who has created over 30 tumblrs for her particular brand of cray-cray).
Yes, that was in the Shadow Hunters fandom. Ooops. Kate got pissed that the Clalec shippers (all 5 of them) were getting bullied, so went after any clalec tagged fic on the AO3. That turned into a bit of a trainwreck . . .
A Calec fic - orphan_account (A TREEZIE RIPOFF FIC)
a realization - scalira DELETED
Alec and Clary - That_British_Writer_Person DELETED
Controlled Love Story - Jacklyne (NOT TAGGED CLALEC BUT SHITS ALL OVER CLALEC WRITERS. COMMENTS NOW MODERATED . . FOR SOME REASON)
I'm With The Band - jordahparrish (NOT TAGGED CLALEC BUT OBVIOUSLY STICKING THE KNIFE TO CLALEC WRITERS)
lazy afternoon- PersephoneWrites (MOST OF KATE'S COMMENTS ENDED UP BEING DELETED . . WTF DID YOU SAY, KATE?)
Midnight training - TakahashiYuri (THIS IS AN ACTUAL CLALEC FIC BUT SOME ANTI IDIOTS TURNED UP IN THE COMMENTS SO KATE GOT RIGHT ON THAT)
My Parabatai’s Girl - TRIGGERED (MORE IDIOTS IN THE COMMENTS . . MALEC SHIPPERS ARE NOT EXACTLY ALL SWEETNESS & LIGHT)
of love and necessary conversations - adorkable (spencereid) DELETED
The Most Beautiful Person - Once_Upon_A_Ghost_Story (CLALEC TAG NOW REMOVED . . HOW'D YOU DO THAT, KATE?)
Has it really been six weeks ? Huh.
Well, it's not like there's anyone who visits here anymore. I mean, stydiot is dead and buried . . .
A shout out to antimarrish , liliaeth, madame-rants-a-lot, marrishshippersclub, otherbully1, rongasm, runicscribbles, saynotomarrish, stydiaordie, and tylerposet. And every other stydiot who entertained us.
(* waves to marrishitty *)
So, what are we up to now ? Well, Teen Wolf may be over but fandom wank continues. Like, you can pick a fandom at random , and you can be certain of a ship war or two.
Needless to say, Kate and I are having a ball.
The Vampire Diaries/Originals fandoms are a blast. You gotta love how batshit-fucking-crazy the klarowhiners are ! And the Shadowhunters fandom seems to love dogpiling the like, FIVE people who ship clalec. Kate had fun on all the anti clalec fic on AO3. Which is why most of them moderate their comment sections now (wise move).
And the Westallen vs Snowbarry ships in The Flash fandom . . . wow.
But Mon-El returning to Supergirl has opened up so many opportunities . . for us to troll that fandom ( as most authors on the AO3 who wrote anti-karamel fic found out).
But it's the Star Wars fandom that we're having the most fun (esp treezie's fic in above link). So much wank !! And crepe memes. And ants. And a heck of a lot of Annes. And Porg recipes.
So, that's where you'll mostly find us. I know most of our fellow trolls moved on elsewhere (aww, we'll miss ya), but we'll keep on trolling.
@stydia Are you still there ? or, did you bugger off ?
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
Dear stydia
OMFG! It's been like 8-9 months since anyone dared come here. I honestly thought you'd all forgotten.
Wait! antimarrish, is that you ? Pato ? marrishitty and her multiple personalities ?
And we're back for our final roundup of Teen Wolf.
We had so many characters return, but so many were missing too. Let's all remember the characters that Jeff Davis forgot.
* Cora Hale
Where did she go ? Is she still in South America ? Is she still a big ball of snark ?
* The Calaveras
The only family of Hunters we know about, outside of the Argents. Wish we'd seen more.
* Natalie Martin
Where did Lydia's mom go, after early in 6B ? Do any of us care ?
* Henry Tate
Seriously, what is it with missing parents around here ? What ever happened to the Desert Wolf ?
* Braeden
Obviously no longer with Derek. So, no one really cares anymore.
* Alan Deaton/Marin Morrell
After an earlier cameo. Deaton disappeared yet again. And no one has seen Morrell since 3B. Has anyone even noticed ?
* Danny
Left Beacon Hills . No one noticed. Except us. We did. Fuck you, Jeff.
* Isaac
Somewhere in France ? Or, possibly in some zombie wasteland.
* Hayden
Liam's ex-girlfriend. No one misses Layden. Because now we have Thiam. Slash ships rule !
* Kira Yukimura/Noshiko & Ken Yukimura
Apparently, Kira is still stuck under sand with those Skinwalkers. I guess she took her parents with her ?
* Various teachers
Remember Principal Thomas and his Deputy ? Yeah, us either.
* Various students
Whatever happened to bisexual Caitlin ? Or sassy Danielle ?
AND WHO THE FUCK IS GREENBERG ??
And now we remember those who never made it out of the Death Trap that is Beacon Hills:
* Deucalion/Kali/Ennis/Aiden
Remember when the Alpha Pack was something to be feared ? And before Duke turned into a cardigan wearing peacenik ?
* Allison Argent/Victoria Argent
Chris is basically the last Argent standing. And Victoria was the scariest villain this series ever had. We miss her sharpening a pencil while glaring at Scott.
* Talia Hale/Laura Hale
We barely met either of them. But we will always remember Laura . . as the corpse cut in half in the first episode.
* Boyd/Erica
We'll always miss Derek's puppies. Especially the way they finally gave Boyd a back story . . only to kill him off in the next episode.
* Jennifer Blake
Basically Kate Argent 2.0. Therefore we all hate her. But damn, did she look good when slaughtering people with her powers !
* Satomi/Brett & Lori
Ancient werewolf taken out off-screen. Bisexual Brett and his sister taken out over one whole episode, that was boring as batshit (maybe shoulda taken them out off-screen too).
* Matt Daehler
Nolan 1.0. The original psycho-boy.
* Eichen House staff/inmates (Valack/Brunski/Schrader)
Seriously, not a place I'd like to work. Work Safety leaves a lot to be desired.
* Claudia Stilinski
A character they brought back for 6A. Wish they hadn't.
* Pretty much every Super Villain
Like seriously. The Alpha Pack, Berserkers, various Argents, the Darach, Nogitsune, Oni, Dread Doctors, various assassins (Garrett & Violet/The Chemist/The Mute), La Bete du Gevaudan, Ghost Riders, Nazi werewolves, the Anuk-ite.
Wow.
* Various chimeras
We'll miss you Josh, Tracy. Not so much you, Donovan or Belasko. And we never knew the rest (Lucas, Patrick, Noah, Zach, Beth . .).
* Sean Walcott
The wendigo kid at the beginning of season 4. You looked like being an interesting character . . so, of course they killed you.
* Various students/teachers/cops/Hunters/supernaturals/doctors and nurses
Remember the teacher that hated Stiles, Adrian Harris ? Started a real trend in teacher related deaths.
In fact, any of these professions will get you killed, if you live in Beacon Hills. Goddamn !
Wow. This show certainly packed a lot of murder into it's 6 seasons. Maybe only the Walking Dead had a higher body count.
We'll see you guys around . . maybe. :)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(PART 2)
Back to " Decorative Stonework Statues For Beginners", or the Auk-ite handing everyones asses to them. Peter already turned to stone, but now Malia and Ethan and Jackson too. And Derek follows, after facing . . Jennifer Blake ? (OMFG, his WORST FEAR ?? Monroe tells her Hunters to shoot statues, just in case (Man, she has to die !!).
Meanwhile, the Sheriff shows what a badass really looks like, and beats up his Deputies, and forces them to free Parrish in Eichen. Then they free Rafael, and plans to disarm all the Hunters. It's nice to see someone who knows how to plan.
Scott finally faces the Anuk-ite, who uses his worst fears against him. Cue Nogitsune Stiles (and drooling from all the female fans), and attacks by Derek and Malia.
Then the stupidest scene ever . . as Scott rips out his eyes with his claws (* barf *) . The Anuk-ite turns into Oni, Berserker, Dread Doctors, but Scott was just buying time . . for Stiles to turn up with MOUNTAIN ASH (omfg, Gerard !!). Somehow, Stiles is NOT turned to stone, even though looks at Anuk-ite, but the Anuk-ite is turned to stone itself after being trapped in mountain ash ??!
All the supernaturals turned to stone break free (Derek, Peter) and take out Hunters. Monroe is smart enough to run (Damnit !)
Oh, and Gerard shoots Kate with the lethal yellow wolfsbane, and Chris walks out on the pair, leaving were-jaguar Kate to rip Gerard to pieces ( & hopefully die herself).
The most awesome scene is when Coach suddenly appears and beats the crap out of a Hunter with a lacrosse stick ("Good to see you, coach" Jackson says (after flinching when Coach wailed the hell out of the Hunter). "You too, Jackson" . . now, that is a BADASS !!)
At the hospital, we have our redemption moment for Theo, as he takes pain away from a dying Gabe (aww, our puppy cares about people . . except for the sister he murdered, and those chimera he stole powers from, and what the hell happened to his "parents", after he threatened them with a hammer anyway ??).
Scott's eyes are healed with a kiss (???) by Malia. Oh, and Lydia holds Stiles hand (he doesn't even notice . . so there was 0.01 % stydiot for the entire 6B.)
Oh, and Parrish can now make guns too hot to handle . . when did he learn to do that ?
Liam tells Monroe "You lost." (well, duh) .
Later, Liam and Nolan are now co-captains of lacrosse team (another great Coach moment). Everyone knows about supernatural (Dude, it's Beacon Hills). And all those decorative stone statues have been removed (?).
Chris and Melissa also get a kiss scene (LOL, everyone got a scene except stydiot). Oh, and Peter and Theo and Jackson, Ethan (back in London), Chris, and Deaton (oh hi ! You got 2 seconds here !) are now part of Scott's pack.
Flash forward to possible spinoff, as Scott and pack (Stile, Lydia, Liam, Derek, Malia) meet . . at night, in the rain (what else ?!) slow-mo walk with new pack member Alec. And not even hand holding for stydiot (thank you, Jeff. The reactions all across the stydiot nation were worth having to sit through 6A).
THE END.
Back later for further notes. I can't believe that Kate and I have been trolling this fandom for several years now. How time flies, when you're dealing with idiots. Bye.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf S6E20 "The Wolves Of War".(extra-long final episode ever . . yeah, making it longer definitely made it suck less . . no, really.)
All we have to know going in is that there is the Anuk-ite and Gerard. That about covers it.
Oh look, an obvious flash forward with Twu Alfa Scott and Call-Me-Daddy (Chris Argent) protecting young werewolves from Hunters.
1-This totally spoils the wether Scott survives battle with the Anuk-ite.
and
2- What the fuck was up with the crappy CGI ??! Did their special effects budget run out, just like their lighting budget ? It was hilarious though, watching Chris slide along to his truck. * snort *
Oh look, Scott and Chris bonding over Allison ( she gets a couple of mentions. Unlike Kira.). And the new werewolf, Alec is an obvious attempt to promote a spinoff. NOT IMPRESSED.
Back to the action as Scott and the rest under fire from Monroe and her Hunters. Then Stiles runs his jeep into one Hunter, while Derek does hilarious ninja leap at another two. Love the massive Stiles eyeroll before Derek leaps into action (knows the dude is a show off).
The Hunters flee. Deucalion dies ( at least I'm now sure they won't kill Peter). Snarky Peter-Derek reunion. No hug or kiss for stydiot (LOL). Scott hugs Derek (ROFL).
Oh look, Gerard sends a radio message to Scott, and tortures Jackson (LOL at concerned look by Lydia). Gerard has already captured Rafael, Parrish and has Liam, Mason, Corey and Melissa all bailed up at the hospital.
The Twu Alfa sends Theo to the hospital, to back up his Beta. We get a cute I Love You moment between Mason and Corey (more than we get with stydiot ! ROFL). Melissa tends to wounded Nolan.
Liam runs into Gabe, but is pulled into lift by Theo as Gabe opens fire. Then the pair make out in lift . . wait, that didn't happen ? Team Thiam takes out Hunters ( Melissa and Nolan now helping), while Team Morey also kicks ass ! Then Gabe shot by own Hunters (but no one cares).
Then we get the Sterek moment the whole fandom has wanted since Season 4. Stiles tells story of how he saved Derek from FBI . . but Derek tells of how he saved Stiles when toe grazed by bullet . . and yes, we do get the "bridal carry" that was spoiled weeks ago . . and was disbelieved by the stydiots. (FYI, Stiles and Lydia are not even standing next to each other in this scene . . LOL LOL)
Meanwhile, Peter is sent to the school (oh look, it's night. It's ALWAYS night at this school) to look for Anuk-ite. He is the first of the gang to be turned to stone. (what happened to the statues left at the hospital ? Are they now decorative garden ornaments ?). But, in a plot twist, it turns out supernaturals can live after being turned to stone. So, thank Gog Jeff Davis saved us all from dramatic tension !
Scott is shot by Monroe, with the yellow wolfsbane bullet, and Malia chases her but somehow can't catch her (even though has supernatural speed on her side). Derek uses a blowtorch to burn out the poison (I thought they needed the actual type of wolfsbane , and then burn it to ash and put it in wound ?? Did you retcon your own damn rule s AGAIN, Jeff ??)
Meanwhile, Jackson flirts with his captor , and then beats the hell out of him with his Kanima tail !! That was actually awesome ! He frees himself, and then Lydia uses scream to smash open door. Then we get this awesome scene where Lydia squeals and runs into Jackson's arms !! So much for stydiot !!
Stiles pulls them apart (doesn't really look that upset though), and Jackson says they have to rescue Ethan (penny drops on their relationship, but apparently Lydia always suspected Jackson liked guys too). Cute Jethan moment follows.
Everyone converges on school, and everyone is promply turned to stone by Anuk-ite, as it uses people's own fears to compel them to look.
(END OF PART 1)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
Wait ! Is Stydiageddon still going ? Holy shit ! Move on, guys. Stydiot is dead.
* Um, I’m not sure what he’s talking about, but there was NO Stiles and Lydia. Overall, I would say it’s a letdown. I love series finales where they focus on the characters and their personal lives. This had little of that and way too much focus on characters who aren’t main characters.
* yeah, we waited for so long to see stydia finally together, and when they are finally on a relationship, we couldn’t even see it properly. So, i’m grateful for all their journey and for the great 6A. it should’ve ended in 6A, after the amazing 6×10. That was the real series finale.
* it was stiles who dumped malia lol. Stiles only loved one girl in his life and the girl is and and always will be Lydia Martin. Stydia is endgame. true love always wins in the end.
* Stydia will forever be one of the most popular and beloved couples. And you didn’t watched the entire 6A??? Stiles was taken by the ghost riders and only lydia could bring stiles back, because of their love and their connection. Stydia had six years of development. Lyda cared about stiles and stiles cared about lydia. They have the most beautiful and special connection. Malia and stiles was only meant to be a temporary thing because stiles only loved one girl and this girl is and always will be lydia martin. And that’s why stydia is endgame. In th end, true love always wins.
* What a garbage finale. All meaningless fighting with no focus on the main characters personal lives. And we had random side characters making out but not one hug between Stiles and Lydia who had zero interaction all season. Trash.
* lol only in your dreams “sterek had more development”. haha. nice joke there. Stydia had six years of development. Youre trying to compare your crack ship with an actual OTP and canon endgame on the show? Sterek never had a chance. Stydia is forever and endgame.
* true haha. Only in a very delusional mind would think that sterek would be anything more than a crack ship lol. Joke is on them. Stydia was always meant to be endgame. Since the pilot.
* actually, sterek is a crack ship, because it was never a actual ship. Stydia is a a real ship and endgame. Sterek was never meant to happen and Jeff davis only talked about sterek like a joke. Stydia was always meant to be endgame. Stydia is Teen Wolf’s most powerful couple and Jeff know this. In 6A we finally had stydia as 100% canon and now they are endgame, because in the end true love always wins.
* what stalia are you talking about??? lol stiles only loved one girl and it was always Lydia. Stydia is endgame and was always meant to be endgame. The only thing forced here is you. Stay bitter. lol.
* Honestly what a joke. That whole finale episode sucked big time. I watch this show for Stydia and we got nothing …. not even one lousy hug or kiss. As if you wouldnt hug your boyfriend after not seeing him for a month or so … instead she slaps him on the shoulder like he was her friend nothing more in one scene. Really Jeff what was the point should have left them as friends. It ended perfectly at 6×10.
* Even Chris argent and Melissa got a kiss and I didn’t even get my stydia hug. Or a sciles scene. Wtf was that finale
S6E20 - 0.67 (0.37 Demo) - You notice that the highest ratings this season have been the episodes that had Stiles. Not a surprise that people tuned in to see their last ever sterek moment. Farewell show. You took our hearts and crushed them mercilessly. Kudos Jeff Davis, you magnificent bastard !
Bye.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
AND STYDIAGEDDON CONTINUES . . . WHICH FOR THE STYDIOTS, SEEMS TO BE A STRANGE COMBINATION OF OUTRIGHT DENIAL AND HEAVY DRINKING. COOL.
* After 6 years, Stydia is officially endgame.
* BANGS HEAD AGAINST DESK *
* honestly…I can’t believe they had Lydia scream and hug Jackson like he didn’t…abuse her…i’m
#i'm speechless #I can not
* Six seasons and Lydia Martin never said I love you to Stiles Stilinski
AND SHE NEVER WILL.
* Your right meg! But we can’t do anything but just know stydia deserved better. I’m still happy that they are endgame.
ONE SHOT FOR EVERY TIME A STYDIOT GOES INTO DENIAL AND SCREAMS THAT STYDIOT WAS ENDGAME !! OMG, I'M GOING TO BE SOOO DRUNK !!
* I actually don't agree at all. I feel that the stydia in the finale was perfect. It was so stydia I don't get how ppl don't see that.
AWW, U GUYS ARE HALLUCINATING AGAIN. MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM THE LSD, KAY ?
* It's like they told Holland and Dylan to avoid contact. It's not fan service if you've made it canon. The avoidance was distracting.
HI MEG BONNEY !! KISS MY ASS !!
It's so interesting to see Stydia shippers complain about this. Especially when you guys were so silent when the show completely erased Sterek from the show, kept Dylan & Hoechlin from interacting together, kept Sterek apart, & laughed at us. I guess, karma?
COLETHEWOLF, U ARE OUR HERO !!
* i cant believe stydia didn’t even have a fucking peck on the lips on the LAST episode ever of tw and that through all of season 5 and 6a i had to watch liam and hayden kiss 4 times a episode
* HI STYDIA BECAME ENDGAME (always has been)
AND I’M ONLY HERE TO CACKLE ONE LAST TIME AT THE HATERS THX
MY SHIP IS SO PURE
HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY DEVELOPED RELATIONSHIPS I’VE EVER SEEN ON TV AND NOT TO FORGET HEALTHY AS WELL
THX FOR SHOWING EVERYONE WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE
#don't argue with me
. . ARE YOU FEELING OK ? NO ? MAYBE PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN, THEN ? (HONESTLY, UR THE FUNNIEST STYDIOT YET).
* important dates in my life:
january 31, 2017: stydia became canon
september 24, 2017: stydia became endgame
OMFGHRDDRYF WHAT THE HELL ? THIS IS TAKING DENIAL TO SCARY LEVELS.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
And the PureFandom recap is out, and the stydiot-obsessed writer (Meg Bonney) is not impressed !
* The Stiles/Pack reunion was a little underwhelming. After all this time apart, we thought we’d see a little more between Scott and Stiles – and Lydia and Stiles, but nope. And after 6a, we all thought we were going to see this couple actually BE a couple and hug or something, but they did not (boo!).
* Lydia and Stiles go to the armory to save Jackson and things get awkward. First, Lydia runs and hugs him, which is weird because at this point in the episode she still hasn’t even touched her current BF. Also, he was pretty terrible to her and then just left town. It just felt out of place and more like a Holland/Colton moment, rather than an earned Lydia/Jackson moment.
ROFL
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
BACK TO STYDIAGEDDON !!
* I mean, the least jeff could do is release the script for the five minute stydia sex scene. it’s what we deserve.
IT NEVER EXISTED, YOU FUCKING MORONS !!
* "imagine writing a show about this friendship and building up a couple for 6 years just to ignore both in the series finale? Bet y'all didn’t see that coming!”
* the hand hold and her looking up at stiles and remembering how important her kiss was with him, and then having the two couples walking side by side at the end, scalia + stydia, pretty much leaves nothing up for interpretation LOL … to the people that want stydia not to be real, they can choose to believe it’s not and focus on fanworks, but canon is pretty much set in stone …
OK, NOW "I" NEED A DRINK.
* GOOD THINGS stydia is 100% endgame
lol but i knew that i would really have to kill for a stydia knew we wouldn’t get one but it’s okay they’re canon that’s all that matters ❤️❤️ but also Jeff Davis screwed us stydias up one last time just for the sake of memories and old times thanks jeff ????????????
* In the light of recent events, aka the last episode not giving us the Stydia we deserve, I felt that it was my duty as a writer to give back to this loving fandom family and just bestow you with some little one shots.
I THINK THE STYDIOTS GOT E-X-A-C-T-L-Y WHAT THEY DESERVED.
* I’d like to point out that Lydia literally didn’t want stiles to come back because she couldn’t lose him but apparently has no problem separating from him to go with jethan and they couldn’t even make her run to hug stiles/kiss him but she could run to hug Jackson and not want to let him go.
* im not the biggest stydia fan but thay could at least have given a finale kiss to one of the biggest ship of the show
I KNOW. WE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE A STEREK KISS !!
NOW I NEED A BREAK. BUT GO ONTO ANY OF THE STYDIOT BLOGS. WALL TO WALL ENTERTAINMENT AT THE MOMENT !!
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
BACK TO THE DRINKING GAME THAT IS STYDIOT !!!
* I’ll end it on this:we didn’t have it all but we had endgame..
MAN, THEY'RE IN DENIAL .
* STYDIA AND SCALIA WERE END GAME AND TO ANYONE WHO EVER WAS RUDE AND INSULTED MY SHIPS SAYING THEY WEREN’T END GAME….I WON
WON WHAT ? THE RESPECT OF THE SHOW'S WRITERS AND ACTORS ? THE LOVE OF ALL THE OTHER SHIPPERS IN THIS FANDOM ?
(FOOTAGE NOT FOUND)
* lydia remembering her and stiles’ first kiss was a blessing thank you jeff davis
YEP. PANIC ATTACKS ARE THE PERFECT TIME TO STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN SOMEONES THROAT.
* I know teen wolf is about the pack as a whole BUT THEY COULDNT EVEN GIVE STYDIA FANS A CHEEK KISS?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. ALL OF THESE DAMN YEARS AND WE GOT NOTHING. BUT NOOOOOOO JACKSON AND LYDIA GET A HUG AND WE GET NOTHING. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FCK. JEFF. DAVIS. THAT FELT LIKE A ROYAL FUCK YOU TO THE FANS.
. . AND HERE WE THOUGHT JEFF WAS BEING TOO SUBTLE.
* STYDIA IS ENDGAMEEEEE YEEEEEEE IM SO HAPPY
. . WERE WE WATCHING THE SAME EPISODE ??
* okay but my #1 question for right now is… Why wasnt there at least a stydia hand holding or Stiles arm wrapped around Lydia in the final scene? We saw Scalia kiss twice and even they got a longing glance during the flash foward… Like was it intentional? or were they like oh stydia got all the scenes last season? I just dont get it.
* I WAITED ALL THESE SEASONS TO SAY THIS, TO FINALLY BE SURE THAT NOTHING IS GONNA TAKE THIS FACT FROM ME. WE DID IT FANDOM:
STYDIA
IS
ENDGAME
. . AND WE WAITED THIS LONG TO FINALLY SAY THIS:
NO
IT'S
NOT !!
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME BITCHESSSSSSS!
#we been knew tho
. . STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE !!!
* SHUT UP I’M SCREAMING A STYDIA SEX SCENE WAS IN THE WRITING IT WAS ON PAPER IT EXISTED
. . . OMFG !! THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT !!
* I’m sorry but what. There’s more scenes of fucking Jackson and Lydia than actual stiles and Lydia like im Jeff “i’m gonna make a "cute” scene with Lydia and her abuser rather than her and her soulmate" davis
* STYDIA IS OFFICIALLY END GAME SO FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS
. . 1) NO IT'S NOT.
. . 2) NO.
* So you’re telling me that they spent half a season setting Stydia up and having Lydia realize she’s in love with Stiles and then I get a three second hand hold in the SERIES FINALE and that’s supposed to satisfy me?
I got more Stydia content when they weren’t canon.
* I CANT BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS TIME SUFFERING PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY FOR THIS SHIP THEY ARE FINALLY CANON BUT IM GOING TO DIE BITTER ANYWAYS BC FROM ALL THE SHIPS THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT FOR INTERPRETATION LIKE SERIOUSLY COULD YOU NOT PUT A 2 SECONDS SCENE IN THE END OF THEM HOLDING HANDS OR WHATEVER WHAT THE FUCK I NEED CLOSURE PLEASE ARE THEY ENDGAME OR NOT JESUS FUCK
* I don’t think anyone will ever understand the pain i’m in right now because there was basically no stydia this season even tho i had been waiting years for them to finally get together and boi lemme tell you that was just as painful
* Okay, so. Pretty sure that us EVERYONE on the Stydia and Sciles fandoms gives as many dollars as possible, we could pay Dylan, Holland and Tyler to do the Stydia, Sciles and Scilydia scenes that Jeff “couldn’t do”.
I mean. Tyler WOULD also help us. He’s our Holy Father™ and loves Sciles and Stydia
HAVE YOU TRIED THERAPY ?
* i guess i could now change my url to “stydiaendgamehappenedin2017″
ONLY IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT YOU.
* Yo @ all the antis - stydia is literally still endgame?? lmao nothing changed just cuz the episode was sparse but stiles still admitted he’s been in love with Lydia the entire show and they have been in a long-term relationship…. why you celebratin?
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE AND JUST SO FUCKING ENTERTAING TO WATCH, AS YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT ENDGAME IS REAL. OMFG !!!
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
* I’m proud to finally say that STYDIA IS AN ENDGAME
#to all of those who still deny it
FOOTAGE NOT FOUND.
* STYDIA FANS DESERVED MORE
NO THEY DIDN'T.
* you know that already but let me remind you that STYDIA IS ENDGAME YOU ALL
FOOTAGE STILL NOT FOUND.
* where was the stydia kiss tho?!?!? like??? jeff??? yall did them dirty
#stydia #like seriously i was waiting #wtf
* I spent over 5 years waiting for Stiles and Lydia to get together, 5 fucking years. They finally bring them together in 6x10 and then it’s back to absolutely nothing for 9 episodes. 6x20 rolls around and the only shred of affection we get is a hug between Lydia and the guy who emotionally abused her for their entire relationship. What do we get between Stiles and Lydia? A fucking hand touch, are you kidding me?!
I loved this show and that series final felt like a betrayal.
* yeah okay but where was stydia tho?
#but there was the stydia we were promised? · like · for real
* so where’s stydia? stydia’s hug, kiss or sex scene? WHAT THE FUCK JEFF
* Stydia was one of the most thought out ships of the entire show and they somehow got the least amount of kisses out of all the couples???!!! WTF THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
#I’m so bitter about how Jeff did all of 6b it’s such shit #THE CHARACTERS DESERVE BETTER #WE DESERVE BETTER
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND I COULDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE
SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO DRUGS BOYS AND GIRLS. IT MAKES YOU BELIEVE CRAZY THINGS.
* we saw so many scalia kisses in the last few episodes. but i have to live rest of my pathetic life seeing ONLY two stydia kisses. and one of them was way back in season 3. i will hate jeff davis forever for this.
* Me after 6x20: Where is my facking STYDIA !?
* I’m calling the ending of Teen Wolf bittersweet.
Sweet because Scott McCall was an amazing alpha.
FOOTAGE DEFINITELY NOT FOUND.
Bitter because where the hell was my stydia.
* I mean why would I be bitter that I waited 6 seasons for Stydia to happen and they didn’t kiss in the finale?
* Makes super happy to know Stydia is canon and endgame and together and married for life, but it makes me sad to know I’ll never have a love like theirs.
I’m not crying. Oh.Yes
I AM CRYING
U STARTED DRINKING EARLY, HUH ?
* So the teen wolf finale was absolute garbage…….
#we were robbed #stydia
* ALSO STYDIA WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GIVE MINUTE SEX SCENE OMFG ASDFGHJKL
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND I COULDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE
. . EXCEPT YOU ARE APPARENTLY HALLUCINATING. MAYBE TAKE YOUR MEDS ?
* can we all just take a moment to understand that after 6 seasons of this show, we can finally say that stydia was officially endgame.
like we called it but it actually happened.
JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS !!!
* I think they are absolutely endgame. Couples don’t have to hug or hang all over each other 24/7 for people to know they are dating. Lydia and Stiles are too strong of people to be all over each other and constantly needing the other person by their side. And I was meaning if Lydia had gotten over him in season 2 she would have seen how great and kind Stiles is to her and how he treats her with respect. If that happened in season 2, she wouldn’t even notice Aiden is season 3.
. . OR JUST IGNORE ME AND KEEP TALKING CRAZY, THEN.
* Didn’t JackASSon leave Lydia alone and heart broken at the beginning of season 3? Why is she running to him like they have been dating this whole time and haven’t seen each other in a few years? I hate this.
And did y’all see Stiles’ face? He’s like, “Really? After all he did to you, you are going to run to him like nothing happened?” Poor Stiles.
. She has been doing so well and she found herself a boy who respects her and treats her kind, but the second she sees Jackson she runs to him like nothing ever happened.
. Honestly I’m so angry? That’s so disrespectful towards Lydia’s character and I’m so triggered
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
IT'S OVER !! ALL THE SUFFERING !! ALL THE TORMENT !!
WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER SECOND OF STYDIOT AGAIN !!
I think TrollingSinceChernobyl said it best :
"The best thing in 6b is the srydia pro tag. Seriously, who could predict it? It’s better and more entertaining than anti srydia tag. The sweet, sweet taste of their tears.
Fam, what a time to be PETTY :) "
So, back to Stydiageddon.
* I’m proud to finally say that STYDIA IS AN ENDGAME
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
And back to . . what are we calling it . . STYDIAGEDDON !!!
* I’m so sad
#I cannot believe they ruined half of Lydia's development for that #I am so disappointed
* the writers are so dumb and insensitive if they think it’s okay to ruin lydias character development by making her be okay with all the shit jackson did to her in the past like when he made her cry and when he called her the deadest weight in his life… who actually thought it was a good idea to have her happily run to her abuser?
* i already lost hope that we'll get any stydia in the finale. i'm pretty sure all we'll have will be them standing next to each other and exchange a few lines. i'm sure we won't get anything meaningful, especially a kiss (6a should've been the end tbh)
Yep. 100%. I’ll still claim Scolia but that’s it from 6b. Everything else can choke.
* i just saw gifs of the lydia and jackson thing and literally said EW out loud and now feel like crying. she SPRINTS into the arms of her abuser but barely even bats an eye when her BOYFRIEND shows up after like a month? jeff davis can choke this is so disappointing and gross
* I know everyone is upset about the lack of stydia and the horrible OOC spoilers but honestly I aspect nothing more from tw.
I wasn’t very surprised. And the thing that hurt was this idea that we had made up Stydia, that it didn’t exist the way we thought it did, but I remembered that the writers are shit and got over it so that was kinda my emotional journey.
* While I think the Derek/Stiles spoilers would be the stupidest scene ever, second maybe only to the Jackson/lydia reunion, whoever presented those spoilers didnt mention pretty much anything by way of stydia dialogue. So im holding out (if these are true) that there is solid stydia dialogue whether that be in their own reunion or the flashforward...a girl can dream
* LMAO This shit is so OOC and makes zero sense!!! Lydia doesn't give a flying fuck if Jackson is safe or not n why in the world would she have a sense thst he's not ok??? Also lydia having a talking/ bantering scene with Peter in this economy??? I can't believe Jeff allowed this?? huge silence ????
* Are stiles and lydia even dating? or did it like just leave us with them after the kiss
* So Stiles and Lydia are going to be extremely OOC in the finale love that
* for real what kind of drugs do you think Jeff and his writers were on as they wrote 6b especially the final? It must be strong af
* Never gonna watch anything associated with Jeff Davis name ever again.
ON THAT LAST ONE, THE ENTIRE FANDOM AGREES.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
LOL. Thanks Jen, for your tireless self-sacrifice in having to recap this bucket of drivel. Now, let's see what is happening with the stydiots. With all the recent/future pydia/jydia/sterek scenes, I think we know how they'll react.
* ugh can u believe so far this season we got more p/ydia and j/ydia than stydia like can u hear me rioting
#i'm so pissed, #in which universe is this okay??, #ugh i'm done with this show
* Jackson treated Lydia like shit,he made her feel like she was nothing and now she sees him and goes and gives him a really emotional hug?hell no
* Okay i’ve seen the jydia hug and WTF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?WHY JEFF?WHY?
* anyways…rip to lydia martin’s self-respect
# I really had the tiniest hope but the j*dia hug ruined it
* no offence but teen wolf can choke. i mean writing off a woc was just not enough, they decided to normalise a relationship between lydia and her freakin abuser!!! OH WAIT THERE IS MORE. Let’s do it in front of her boyfriend. you know the ONLY PERSON that gives her the damn respect she deserves!!!!! hmm makes sense.
#the disrespect!!!!!!!!
* Teen wolf can choke, thats all I gotta say. I cant believe they would do this to this to stiles. Disrespect lydia’s character like that. Completely ignore their relationship like that. Well jeff you can shove ur abuse loving ass somewhere else.
#anti teen wolf #im so upset guys you don't understand
* but jackson literally tortured lydia?? made her cry 1000 times???? can’t believe she would have so little self respect to RUN to him and HUG him and all that IN FRONT OF STILES ??????¿¿¿¿ THAT’S SO OOC WTF
* wHAT THE HELLL I HATE THIS SHOW 6B IS SOOO BAD GSFAGEYSVSHS
* Teen wolf acting like jackson didn’t abuse lydia and their relationship wasnt toxic af and make them hug does not only upset me it makes me livid and really mad
* Real talk tho, Jydia hugging is so messy Teen Wolf has really come to this huh?
* in other news the tw writers dont give a shite about female characters who are abused and are quick to brush it off (THEY MADE MY GURL LYDIA HUG HER ABUSIVE EX!!)
* They hyped up the stydia/Jackson reunion so much and now it sounds stupid.
#you can keep your jydia hug #and ooc Stiles #jeffs making it so hard for me to stay positive
* Bs.
Y'all got me all the way fucked up if you actually want me to believe that kick ass, power princess, banshee queen, Lydia Martin suddenly woke up in the middle of the night whispering ‘where’s jackson’ when she has no idea that he’s even in beacon hills or has had any communication with his trash, toxic, abusive ass, in years since his narcissistic ass went to London ? That had nothing to do with her banshee abilities lol. These writers are so trash if this series wasn’t over in 2 episodes I promise you I’d be boycotting the fuck out of it.
#anti jackson whittemore #anti jydia #anti Jeff Davis #anti this toxic bullshit script #HE PHYSCIALLY ABD MENTALLY ABUSED LYDIA STOP TRYING TO MAKE JYDIA PLATONIC OR NOT ATHING #LYDIA MARTIN DOESNT GIVE A FLIP ABOUT THAT LIZARD TOE #literally I don't know if o should laugh or cry #that scene wasn't shit and I rebuke it #the fact that this irrelevant toad is back in the first place is stupid on it's own #leave Lydia Martin alone #SHE DOESNT NEED JACKSON #and he doesn't deserve Lydia #I'm fuming
* As someone who had incredibly low expectations for Teen Wolf 6b lemme just say
I’m still really disappointed.
#THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN SLOPPY ASS WRITING
#and the finale is a clusterfuck
#i always thought I would watch the teen wolf series finale live
#but I don't think it's worth the effort guys
#I've been positive this whole season but I'm annoyed now
#they fucked up my favorite ship (stydia) by not giving them any semblance of romance
#and they fucked up my second favorite ship (scolia) by giving them TOO MUCH romance
LOL
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(PART 2)
Derek catches Chris following him, and they head off to another Hale vault. Great snark between pair over Gerard being allowed to live. Then the FBI arrive (how did you not hear them, Derek ??), but Kate Argent kills them (disguised as one of them . . how did they NOT realise she wasn't one of them ??). At this point, Derek looks soooo done with all of this crap (US TOO !!).
Oh look, Derek getting beaten up by his ex . . again!!. Then Chris shoots her (YESSSSSSS !!!). But she's got the yellow wolfsbane and intends to give it to Gerard (who will use it in a bullet for Scott, thus removing his powers . . still a smart old bastard I see). So, I guess we're all heading back to BH.
Some more Pydia . . LOL. Lydia tells of vision where entire pack turned to stone (Derek, Jackson, Ethan, Malia, Peter, Scott . .)
Then some hilarious scenes as Deucalion tries to teach Scott and Malia to fight blind ( "Now you sound like an Alpha" . . LOL ROFL LOL ROFL LMAO . .). Malia seems to love beating up a blindfolded Scott just a little too much. But Duke too good for either of them (even without wolfing out) . . it actually starts to be embarrassing ("I didn't think it was possible. I'm actually starting to wish I was blind again"). LOL.
Finally, Scott puts on his Big Alpha Panties and wins ONE fight with Duke. Woo Hoo !?
And that's when Peter and Lydia arrive, followed by Monroe and a shit-ton of Hunters. Deucalion is shot !! (if he dies we riot !!)
So, an episode with ZERO STYDIOT, just like ALL the other episodes in 6B. Also, no Jackson or Theo or Stiles or Melissa (is she still in the hospital ?).
There are already promos/sneak peeks out for the FINAL EVER E$PISODE . . and they've already given away that Deucalion dies (sonofabitch !!). There is Kate, Jennifer, Nogitsune (?), Oni, Rafael and the Sheriff and Parrish in standoff with Anuk-ite. Stiles and Derek are back and lots of sterekness , and minimal stydiot (in one scene, they are not even standing together. In another, Lydia runs right past Stiles and tackle-hugs Jackson (and at this point, the stydiots are smashing their heads against desks and burning effigies of Jeff Davis).
And then there is Stiles apparently looking at the Anuk-ite . . . cue stydiots exploding into bloody piles of goo !!
I can't wait to see Kate and SIATW find all the stydioty goodness that must be out there right now !!
Seya.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf S6E19 "Broken Glass ".
(PART 1)
And we're in Brazil, with Call-Me-Daddy (Chris Argent) meeting a cop to hear his story (and how many weapons do you have, Chris??) about a massacre ( where a dozen bodies were burnt). The cops investigated, and so did someone else . . DEREK HALE !! Yeah, the TRUE ALPHA is back (shutup, we wish he was) and so is the charisma to the show.
Derek takes out the cops and forces them to tell him Gerard set it up, to draw Derek out (and set the FBI on him).
Next thing we have is Derek in an old shed filled with various cars he owns (?) , including . . * drum roll * THE CAMARO !! And he immediately drives it through the door . . like it would have taken him seconds to OPEN the door . . but he always did like those show-off flippy somersaults (but Hoechlin was athletic enough to make it look hot, not ridiculous like when Posey did it).
And wasn't it nice of Gerard to leave a clue where to find him . . ten foot tall letters, written in blood. Subtle.
Back in BH, Ms Must-Die-In-Finale (Monroe) is arming her forces, and teaching them how to electrocute and stab werewolves . . which she proceeds to do with Ethan. Gabe (who apparently didn't tell anyone about the Anuk-ite or dead Hunters) and Nolan and Sydney (who ?) are there. And Ethan asks what we all want to know . . where's Jackson ?
Cue Lydia asking the same thing in a vision. Cue stydiots diving onto social media to bitterly complain. LOL.
Scalia scene . . I don't care.
Psycho-Boy (Nolan) is now reconsidering sticking with Hunters . . so we know he's now doomed. He takes Liam to the hospital ( and the Hunters have taken it over, as well as the school and police station ???). They find supernaturals being fed wolfsbane IVs (why ??). Liam lets Nolan go . . but don't worry. We all get to see his ass beat down by Gabe.
Mason and Corey (oh hi !) have a weird chat about Nazi/Jews parallel with war on supernaturals (omg). They realise too late that Nolan was used to draw Liam, Corey and Mason to the hospital . . IT'S A TRAP !!
Oh look, the Sheriff meets with Parrish to discuss strategy (Scott, why don't you let the Sheriff, Derek, Parish, Peter, Deucalion or Chris Argent run tactics in your pack . . you know, actual experienced fighters/Hunters/Alphas/soldiers ???!!)
A snarkily good scene between Lydia and Peter . . cue the stydiots now complaining about jydia AND pydia, and now basically frothing at the mouth. Anyway, these two recognise the signs that the war is about to begin (commications down, pack divided)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(PART 2)
Oh look, Mrs Finch is wounder by Quinn (WTF with the purple eyes??) So what does the tactical genius, Scott do ?? Run after Quinn before the merge can happen ? At least a Twu Alfa will stand some chance against it.
Yeah right ! Scott tells Baby Beta to stop Quinn, and tries to get Mrs Finch to shift so she will heal. She does and she has Alpha eyes ( you think she would have noticed if:
A) She was always the Alpha and the connections to her pack were suddenly severed.
or
B) She inherited the Alpha powers after her pack Alpha was murdered.
ANOTHER PLOT HOLE !! WOO HOO !! Also, we never see Mrs Finch again after this.
Gabe arrives at school (which has gone from daylight during Liam's class, to pitch black night right after class . . SAY IT WITH ME , BOYS AND GIRLS !! ANOTHER GODDAMN PLOT HOLE !!). Also, how long did it take Gabe to simply call two hunters and grab a few guns ?!
And poor little Baby Beta faces not just Quinn , but Aaron too. And Quinn smacks Baby Beta down like a little bitch.
And then a freaky anuk-ite kiss/fight/murder/spider fest ( and how did Aaron win, as he had a human body and not a werewolf's ?? PLOT HOLE ?? Ugh.) And Aaron shifts into the Alpha form of an Anuk-ite ( WTF IS IT WITH THE NO MOUTHED MONSTERS OF LATE?? HOW DO THEY EAT ??)
Lydia arrives in time to save Liam (aww, Lydia. Why ??). And Gabe finally shows some brains and hides. The other two Hunters are turned to stone. Poor little red shirts.
Malia has caught up by this time, but we never see Theo or Mason (don't worry, they'll gloss over any injuries next week). Scott says they need to fight blind, so will need Deucalion. I would have gone with a rocket launcher.
Scalia shower sex scene * zzzzzzz * * snore *
Anuk-ite turns people to stone at hospital (bodies everywhere but no reaction next episode ???), as it finds dead Hellhound. Gerard turns up there ( as a smart old bastard, who keeps his back to creature), and wants to do a deal.
Gerard will weaken Scott somehow and Anuk-ite will kill him, and every other supernatural creature strong enough to cage the Anuk-ite.
Thus ends episode 18. Wow, that was boring.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Well, the agony of watching this pile of crap will soon be over. So, onto the recap for the last double episode ( yeah, that really helped the ratings, didn't it ?)
Teen Wolf S6E18 "Genotype".
(PART 1)
Annnd the charisma has left the building again Another episode without the Sheriff, Parrish, Ethan, Jackson, Chris Argent, Peter or Deucalion. And still no Derek or Stiles. * sigh *
And Lydia and Mason sure recovered from being shot reaaaaly fast. Anywayu, The Brains Trust of Beacon Hills decide to track down both halves of the anuk-ite (Aaron and some female werewolf). What could go wrong ? (seriously, a group with smart people like Theo and Mason, and a genius like Lydia and they can barely tie their shoes between them?!!)
Cries-a-lot (Lydia) and Malia decide to get help . . from the dead Hellhound, Halwyn. Umm, sure. There may have been bad-touching of a corpse involved. And then rendering a Banshee unconscious (Malia looked a little too gleeful to be able to help here . .LOL). Oh look, Halwyn isn't really dead . . ee's just pining for the fjords !
And off we go to the MRI machine, and Cries-a-lot miraculously masters how to use an MRI (but then proceeds to destroy it . . because she's a GENIUS !! Seriously, why not just use all those wonderful surgical instruments just lying there ion the morgue ?!) Anyway, it turns out the bullet is coated in silver and the remains of it will kill Halwyn when he begins healing (because all it takes to take down an immortal Hellhound is a little silver ??!!!!)
Wait, Halwyn built the closed unit at Eichen House ? And basically went into hibernation for over a 100 years, just in case the anuk-ite escaped ? Good to know. So anyway, the bullet is pulled out and Halwyn is awake . . only to realise he's going to die . . again.
And that's when we're told the anuk-ite can't be killed, once it merges. In fact, it basically becomes a Medusa and can turn you to stone with a look. Ruh roh. Oh, and then Halwyn dies. But there wasn't enough character development for anyone to care.
Meanwhile, we have Theo and Mason (who are after Aaron) go down into the dark, very dark tunnels (as opposed to all those dark hospital rooms ? And the even darker school ??? WTF is up with this show's lighting budget ?). But Mason is ready to tackle any supernatural threat . . with Stile's metal bat (we must have reminders that the star of the show is still MIA. Scott is even driving Roscoe . . WTF ?)
Oh look, they decide to " follow the fear" . . . down an even darker tunnel . . * sigh *
Oh look, they found Aaron ! Oh look, he's handing them their asses. Do we care that Theo is now a helpful little psychopath ? Hmmm, no.
And Aaron feels the connection to his other half and uses it to track her down. Smart monster. But now Theo and Mason are out of the fight . . great tactical thinking, Twu Alfa.
Now back to the Twu Alfa and Baby Beta (Scott and Liam). They now think other half of anuk-ite is Liam's biology teacher, Mrs Finch. Why wouldn't they ? Half the teachers at Beacon Hills High have been evil.
And there is douchebag Gabe. Already bored with this episode. Now even more bored.
Liam tests to wether Mrs Finch is a werewolf. First with an ultrasonic emitter, then wolfsbane dust on chalk eraser (and why didn't that effect Liam ??). But nada, even when breathes in dust.
Mrs Finch though is revealed to be a werewolf after all (despite no reaction to Liam's tests . . HUGE FUCKING PLOTHOLE BUT WHAT'S NEW ??!)
And way to break it to her gently that her entire pack was slaughtered and her daughter, Quinn is the other half of the anuk-ite. Wait, the Quinn who was shot by the Deputy ? Okay, sure. (Also, how did Mrs Finch not feel the death of her ENTIRE pack ?? ANOTHER FUCKING PLOTHOLE !!)
And seriously Scott, you didn't think she'd try to protect her own daughter ?!
OUCH. Double episodes just don't work. Even Derek couldn't save TW. So, the finale ratings are going to suck. At least all the pain and suffering will soon be over (except for the stydiots. Their reaction to the finale should be epic !!)
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
And PureFandom has released it's Teen Wolf spoiler-free review.
Scalia score: 10/10
Stydia score: 6/10 - NOT 10/10 YOU NOTICE. IN OTHER WORDS, HARDLY ANY STYDIOT BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT.
Thiam score: 9/10
Sterek score: 4/10 - I ASSUME THAT WAS A TYPO. YOU MEANT 10/10 BUT COULDN'T BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT , AS UR A RABID STYDIOT.
Morey score: 10/10
LOL. NEARLY EVERY SHIP GOT HIGHER SCORE THAN STYDIOT. AND WE ALL KNOW THE AMOUNT OF STEREK IS HIGH TOO.
LET STYDIAGEDDON COMMENCE.
* Stydia Might Not kiss on the Final episode of teen wolf EVER. is Rumor around twitter but If is true then is simple Jeff didn’t give a shit about it. hope im wrong but if is true, Catch me at Jeff ???? & Strangle his Ugly Stupid ass piece of shit⚰ .
Stydia deserved better writers who loved them not be against them.
Stydia deserved better!
FUCK YOU JEFF DAVIS ????????
I’M SO HAPPY TW IS OVER !!
BECAUSE YOUR SHOW WAS DOOMED since Allison & Kiara, Derek, Stiles was Out
Forever gonna cry for this sweet couple that Deserved the world…but Jeff treated them so fucking ugly and mean ????????
* so today’s both eps (in my timezone) were quite thrilling and well, interesting. but yet still…0/10 stydia and next week’s the last frickin’ eps EVER and YETTTTTTTT there’s this rumor that stydia won’t get fluff or romantic mf scenes. it is not that i dislike scalia, but scalia’s relationship development is a fuckin’ canon for like 5 eps and stydia’s relationship development is a fuckin’ canon for 6 mf seasons??? it’s super under appreciated and im very much upset how the writers decided to just fucked up like that and everytime jeff being asked, “is there gonna be stydia scenes?” and he be like, “there’ll be stydia scenes that the fans will find liking them” and i was like, “BITCH WHERE????”. idk guys…im just…this show is suppose to be where what us fans (half of the fans’ otp) likes do come true since it’s the last season and there’ll be no more and YET the fucking writers decided just to fucked up. we’ve been patient enough for 7 years and yet…these are what we get :(
* I am scared dor stydia not being endgame they have to give us something … hand holding a hug a talk anything ugh …
* . As much as I adore Scott and Malia I am so jealous that Stiles and Lydia didn’t get that shower scene. It was a great scene and all, but I will be forever bitter, because that was FanFiction come to life for Stydia.
* Now we are facing the finale and it looks like there is zero stydia scenes. I am so so disappointed! Even though I LOVED 6x10, there has never been a “yes they are 100% a couple lets give you a cute scene” part for stydia and it sucks.
* I've never felt so cosmically disrespected, hated and insulted as a fan since 1x01.
* HAVE THE WRITERS FORGOTTEN THAT LYDIA IS IN A RELATIONSHIP?
* Lydia's already made up her mind, stop trying to undo 6A + the rest of her development out of spite.
IT'S SUCH A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE !!!
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
BACK TO THE STYDIOT'S COLLECTIVE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN aka #StopErasingStydia.
As well as the "horror" that there has been ZERO stydiot in 6B, there is also the "outrage" that the show has been shipping Scalia, Thiam, Marrish, Jethan, and (in n the trailers) Sterek.
But now a new sneak peek is out . . and Malia is shown "killing" Lydia. Cue the stydiots calling for " that coyote ho to die".
Aww, aren't they sweet ?
Add that to spoilers (PureFandom and bhadpodcast) that there will be zero to minimal stydiot in the remaining 3 episodes, as well as quiete a lot of sterek (bridal carry???) AND Trollingsincechernobyl and Colethewolf ripping the poor little idiots apart . . . well, it hasn't been a great week for them.
JEFF DAVIS REALLY IS THIS FANDOM'S BIGGEST TROLL.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - - 7 years ago
AND NOW BACK TO THE STYDIOTS GOING INTO A COMPLETE MELTDOWN aka #StopErasingStydia.
I'M HONESTLY SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW , I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
* i will kms if thats the case
* y'all are really gonna throw away a ship that's been growing for years? lmao you guys are trash
* Sorry the old Stydia can't come to the phone right now, why? Oh cos Jeff killed them.
* i just saw we get no stydia until 6x20 im killing myself on this day
* Stydia was put on the back burner for THIS? (STEREK) Stiles' little screentime was taken up by THIS? ????
* I'm expecting worse than nothing at this point since the writers hate them so much.
* jeff Davis your a fucken liar piss of crap and the WRITERRS
* I can't believe Stydia is being so disrespected in every & any way the writers can imagine. This is horrible and unfair.
* I dont even understand why there are people who dont ship Stydia on this trend. How about you back off and leave?
JEFF DAVIS MAY BE A GIFT AFTERALL.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
BACK TO STYDIAGEDDON AKA #StopErasingStydia.
* I can't believe we waited for 6 seasons and when they finally have their moment the writers are throwing it away
* I'm just waiting for @MTVteenwolf to acknowledge us and tell us why we're getting the minimum amount of stydia scenes
* Conspiracy theory: Some Sterek shippers somehow found a loophole onto the writing team and overturned them.
* Jeff:"#Stydia will be very much a couple in 6B stay tuned!"
* 6 years of development and once they're finally together the 6b writers act like they don't even exist
* If Sterek is even "implied" endgame I'm unstanning.
* Stop trying to erase the best otp in that shitty show
* what the fuck is wrong with jeff everyoe watcched the show for stydia and now he is ruining it fuck off
* wHY IS HE DOING THAT TO US WE ALL WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW BC OF STYDIA AND NOW SCALIA IS HONNA BE ENDGAME OR WHAT
* THE BEST SHIP IN THE SHOW WHAT HE FUCK JEFF!
* Okay I was holding on to some hope until this point but now I am done defending the writers. I can't believe they did this.
* what the fuck is wrong with jeff everyoe watcched the show for stydia and now he is ruining it fuck off
* okay some of us have waited six years to see stydia as a couple and we only got (1) one episode seeing them as one so yea I'm pissed tf off
* i dedicated my life to a ship for 6 years, waiting for them to be canon and now that they are i'm not even getting couple scenes i'm mad asf
* jeff & holland's fat ass baited us so hard saying lydi's gonn miss him & find out what true love is like? where tf i aint seeing any of that
* huge silence we really aren't gonna get anything we are lucky if stiles looks at lydia lol they are gonna bait tf out of sterek
* i started watching teen wolf for stydia cuz i thought they cute and now when they became canon they're treated like shit
* Jeff shall know that the show would never succeed with out Stydia, erasing them means a big failure.
* The writers didn't need Dylan on screen to convey that Stydia was still "okay" and their feelings hadn't disappeared
* We deadass believed Stydia would have scenes but MTV forgot they exist
* how can they do that to the ship everyone watches the fucking show for
* We were cheated and made fools of
* just cant accept the fact that developing that couple just 2 fucking forget it in the end
* I'm honestly so pissed rn. I'm literally in English class throwing a fit
* i just realized we are never gonna see stydia properly as a couple.
like never. after 6 years of waiting. i'm hanging myself
* yall teen wolf writers better this final episode be good for us stydias bc we dont deservethis shit treatment ur givin us
* We really aren't going to see stydia as a couple. I'm hanging myself
* THE BEST SHIP DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT
* we were lied to
* We stayed along for the ride until the end and got nothing. No reward, no closure, no gratification, nothing. Below zero.
* i'm done
* Oh, so Stiles is back in town but he's not sleeping with Lydia. Um... why aren't they okay?
* We can't do shit about this. Wtf is even life anymore. Why is there no stydia?? I haven't watched teen wolf in weeks.
* the most beautiful couple, with six long development seasons being forgotten for Scalia who never existed, ok Jeff Davis!
* Bitch listen I did not wait this long to see stydia canon for 1 freakin episode
* Stydia is the heart and the soul of this show
REMEMBER WHEN WE SENT THEM #DylanLeavesAfter6A #StydiaHasBeenCancelled #MarrishIsBack #PsstPassItOn ? MAYBE WE SHOULD REMIND THEM.
AND THE POOR LITTLE DARLINGS FEEL LET DOWN BY JEFF . . GEE, NONE OF US OTHER SHPPERS KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE . .
BUT THEY CAN ALWAYS BLAME SCALIA (& STEREK etc) . . OH, THEY ALREADY HAVE.
* …what the fuck is this tag… if it wasn't apparent before that Stydias are complete crackheads, it is now.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
#StopErasingStydia . . . the hashtag that keeps on giving. Let's all return to Stydiageddon.
* Stydia is the OG ship.
We stydias have been there from the very BEGINNING
WE DONT DESERVE THIS
(OH YES YOU DO)
* Why does it ultimately feel like they're back to strangers like s1?
* We need answers. Why is Sterek bait more important to development and closure than a romantic Stydia reunion?
* hopefully 620 will give us what we deserved...
(WE HOPE THAT TOO.)
'* im sorry but we dont care about scalia?? its an unhealthy ship stop supporting them
* I deserve to see them now
* These are great episodes, but the fact that the show spent all of 6a building to Stydia & then spends 6b actively avoiding it is frustrating
* I'm hating my instinct that the finale will offer nothing by way of Stydia. I've been saying it for months but I didnt want to be right.
* I am so disappointed. No voice mails, no calls, no texts, no interactions even if they would be in the same room!! This upsets me
* I don't get it. they aren't going to kiss in their reunion? I'm sorry I just can't understand it
* So they aren't both in Beacon Hills until 6.20 or they just don't have romantic interactions until 6.20 (if that)?
* It's disgusting! :) ending show without showing the most beautiful couple having a canon scenes:)
* Thank you! I am tired of this. They act like Stydia never existed
* It's incredibly unrealistic. A few of my friends that watch the show are under the impression that Stydia broke up.
Thanks Teen Wolf.
* Honestly Meg, I have a theory that the new writing team hated Stydia and came in with an agenda...
* Apparently it was said that there will be stydia in all eps that Dylan is in (I can't find it). Looks like that was a gotcha on us if so.
* I'm so mad rn, we've been waiting so long for them to be finally together and we aren't you to get any scene of them being a cute couple!?
* I'm crying. I hope 6x20 gives us stydia Jeff is fucking asshole I will never forgive jeff.
* I'm so done with Teen wolf. I get more dissapointed in every episode. Stydia made me watch the show and now we don't get anything. Good job
* They ruined everything what was build & I don't wanna watch this show anymore. Im done here.
* the fact that they spent SIX WHOLE SEASONS building to stydia and that we're not going to get nothing else by these two episodes is awful
* Gonna go to sleep,when I wake up this better be WW trending and we get a hand written apology from Jeff and the writers
(ENTITLEMENT MUCH ?)
* I demand to know why Lydia and Stiles refuse to acknowledge each others' existence. Did something happen off screen?
* Did Stiles and Lydia both magically decide they lost romantic feelings for each other or something?
* 6B BETTER FUCKING PROVIDE BECAUSE I DID NOT WAIT ALL THESE YEARS FOR NO ENDGAME SCENES. I'M GOING TO SCREAM SNZJDN
* the best ship ever finally became a couple this year but we are only going to watch them in 1 episode
* Stiles doesn't show up for a shot, hospitalized Lydia and the writers are still trying to force Marrish after 6A?
* See, I didn't even expect much and in still shocked and upset at the audacity and blatant disrespect.
* Keep trending #StopErasingStydia until someone finally speaks up.
* When I have seen the Scalia scene with the song we believed for stydia I lost all hope of a Stydia scene
* Jeff:"stydia will be very much a couple in 6B"
Stydia: * crickets chirping *
* they are treating the more developed couple as trash
* So y'all are gonna pretend that stydia never existed on the final 3 episodes of the whole series?
* imagine developing a relationship for six years and then completely ignoring it in the final season :)
* the most developed couple of the show is being treated like SHIT! enough is enough!!!
* The writers hate Stydia. Loud. And. Clear.
LOLLOLLOL
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
* waves * I'm back !!!
Well, the Star Wars, Shadowhunters, and Supergirl fandoms are fun. The troll brigade has taken to trolling anti fic on the AO3. I think we may have led to a few being deleted . . oops. So much fun poking at the anti Clalecs, anti Reylos, and anti Karamels. Treezie's fic is now a troll haven ! Go and read.
But I have had time to trawl the best from the #StopErasingStydia tag.
* We should trend #StopErasingStydia worldwide. We need to be heard and call some people out.
* Jeff Davis I want answers NOW. #StopErasingStydia
* Guys, trend #StopErasingStydia until M.//TV says something.
* #StopErasingStydia the writers had one fucking job they really had to go and fuck up the last season I hate them
* Maybe antis screamed about it but that shouldn't matter. Don't pretend a ship doesn't exist just to pacify a few. #StopErasingStydia
* And I hate the fact that unfortunately this hashtag will be useless because the episodes have been already filmed smh #StopErasingStydia
* Someone needs to step up and address why the girl who cried over losing Stiles acts like she lost her romantic feelings. #StopErasingStydia
* No hate on Scalia but we got 7 episodes in the LAST season on a rushed ship and 0.01/10 on Stydia!? #StopErasingStydia
* How can I focus and even like Scalia while having them means erase my beautiful OTP that has been building for years?#StopErasingStydia
* six development seasons to treat them like nothing now I DON'T ACCEPT THAT #StopErasingStydia
* So y'all are gonna pretend that stydia never existed on the final 3 episodes of the whole series?
#StopErasingStydia
* Hey, new 6B writers. This happened, whether you like it or not. You can try but you can't undo it. #StopErasingStydia
* #StopErasingStydia the most developed couple of the show is being treated like SHIT! enough is enough!!!
* Seasons and seasons of development, and 6B threw it all away. I'm disappointed. #StopErasingStydia
* I'm so mad that they are doing this!! We have waited for years and now we get this??!!
* they hate us so much more than i thought
* @MTVteenwolf You threw away a ship that's been building for years for a ship that has been together for two seconds #StopErasingStydia
* #StopErasingStydia The boyfriends who have all been waiting for years are forgotten, okay, how wonderful.
* im so done with this show im so pissed out rn #StopErasingStydia
* bitch stfu honestly and go jack off to your paraphilia female dog maulia based ship xoxo
* LMAO THX BUD cant wait for malia to die and for my wedding scene :)
* I can't believe we've come this far and now my bbies aren't even mentioned, not for a second. My #1 OTP deserves better #StopErasingStydia
* I'm done with TW. Tell me when stydia is back, until then im done with it
* IM AM SO MAD THEY STOLE ITS OKAY THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STYDIA IM DONE
* Wow, what a great birthday gift. We wait 6 years and they give us nothing when they finally get together. I'm pissed.
* The thing is that the writers DON'T LIKE STYDIA. Jeff used them only for ratings on 6a. I'm so mad.
* Omfg seriously? ????and they have actually told that we will get Stydia scenes... I guess they meant 20 seconds standing next to each other...
* totally would rather have stydia over Scalia. We waiting six years for them don't just give us one episode.
* I'm crying, My heart is officially ????
I thought maybe ep 19 but Noooo
Jeff & his writers are such a evil assholes
* Jeff really sucks honestly I mean he gave us stydia then still on the end disappoint us so unfair!!!
* All of this for nothing. Smh.
* stydias: our ship is endgame and yours never will be
also stydias: #StopErasingStydia #StydiaLivesMatter #stydiadeservesbetter
AFTER THE STYDIOTS SHITTING ALL OVER STEREK, STALIA AND MARRISH . . REVENGE IS SWEET.
Even Jackson, Ethan, Deucalion and Peter couldn't lift the ratings. LOL.
PureFandom has given a spoiler free review of the next 2 episodes:
* Lydia and Peter have to do a little problem solving and it’s full of delightful snark.
PYDIA SHIPPERS GET MORE SCENES THAN STYDIA. LOL.
* Someone is back and it’s epic.
PLEASE BE DEREK HALE.
* Family reunion. There is a bit of a family reunion, but not the fun kind.
HELLO KATE, GERARD AND CHRIS ARGENT.
* Creepiest kiss ever. Seriously, EVER.
STYDIA ?? OH WAIT, THAT'S EVERY KISS THEY'VE HAD.
** Stydia score: 0/10 (It’s just plain weird at this point. I don’t get it.)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Now back to Stydiageddon (Thanks Jen for that idea!!).
* WTF Jeff
I honestly was hoping void stiles would come back at some point, like you tease us with that effing poster but all you ever do is mention it, like wtf I was hoping for more but okay bitch whateves. And Stydia this season like such a great buildup for basically nothing in season 6b. They barely ever even mention him at all.
* •we will never get to see stiles and lydia cheer for the other during graduation with the rest of the pack.
•we will never see stiles and lydia move into the nice and relatively modern and homely apartment that they saved for after college whether it’s in or near bh.
•we will never see their wedding and how beautiful lydia looks in her dress nor will we see stiles’ awe struck face as he sees her walking down the aisle with his dad, nor will we listen to their vows or scott, malia, noah or natalies speeches.
•we will never see lydia and stiles finding out that they’re expecting their first baby which was totally unexpected or planning for it and telling scott, noah, malia etc about it.
•we will never see lydia give birth to their son and how both stiles and her cry whenever he’s born nor will we see them holding him in their arms for first time.
•we won’t get to see them live out their life together before dying side by side.
HOLY SHIT! THANK YOU JEFF, FOR SPARING US THIS BUCKET OF VOMIT!
* Wait how can we not be getting any stydia till 6x20? When we are supposed to be getting an awkward stydia scene with jackson included and a time jump in the last episode???
* Ok so Lydia was in the hospital and Stiles was not notified, wait what. I need to see more Stydia after 6a’s buildup!
* not to be repetitive but i miss stydia and im sad as fuck
* It’s just tragic how in the beginning of 6b everyone had great stydia expectations and were like: STYDIA DORM SEX. STYDIA FLUFF. DOMESTIC STYDIA. And after a few dreadful episodes that lack Stiles Stilinski the entire fandom is just like, can we at least see them in a scene together? Pleeaaase??
* If they knew that Dylan could only appear in 3 episodes in small scenes this season, why the hell were they not involving Lydia? Like the first ep, they could have had a scene or flashback of Lydia taking Stiles to uni or something instead! Or episode 19 didn't have to focus on Stiles saving derek ? What I'm trying to say is, they should have made better use of their time with Dylan!!
* We’re trying to trend #StopErasingStydia on twitter if anyone wants to join lol
GO ONTO TUMBLR, OR THE #StopErasingStydia TAG ON TWITTER. IT'S COMEDY GOLD !!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(PART 3)
*I’m disappointed beyond words rn. I can’t believe that after all this time this is what we get. It’s the last episode of the season. Last episode ever. Also the last time we will see Stiles and Lydia, also being the only episode we’re getting them. I’m so angry and disappointed that I literally (cried) because we sure as hell don’t deserve this, when there’s been more Stydia in seasons they weren’t even canon! 6b has failed to deliver even the smallest mentions we could’ve had without Stiles having to be there. And they’re supposed to be a couple! Seriously what in hell was Jeff talking about saying we will see them soon and we’ll see them have those couply scenes, when supposedly the only episode we’ll see them in is 6x20 and it’s only 50 minutes long… And I know they’re probably going to have like somewhat reunion and possibly another scene, but that’s like it. So yeah count me pissed
* Honestly I’m still so freaking disgusted because of the 0/10 stydia in 6x18/6x19. Teen Wolf is my favorite show ever because of what it makes me feel, and I love these characters so much, but the writers are doing things so bad this season.
They could have included Stiles/Stydia without his physical presence very easily, it just doesn’t feel right that Lydia doesn’t give a shit about him, it doesn’t make sense, HE IS HER BOYFRIEND. And idk I just don’t know anything right now, they gave us Stydia in 6a just to act like it never happened, I’m so dissaponted
* i hate the writers for ignoring stydia all season and im done defending them because it’s really not that hard to write a scene where they text each other or where lydia talks about him OR JUST LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF KARMA IN THE MORNING!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(PART 2)
Teen Wolf S6E17 "Werewolves Of London".
Oh look, Peter has changed his mind and will help Scott's pack (which consists of Liam,Theo, Lydia, Malia, Mason, Corey and possibly Parrish??), because . . . Hunters blew up his cars . . OMFG.
Peter seen Malia's memories of Scott (awkward!), and tells his daughter "not to fall in love with a dead man" (yeah, the whole scalia thing is cute but also boring, so whatever).
Ethan and Jackson strut into Beacon Hills high school (and Jackson confirmed as bisexual . . wow, that was subtle, show). Unfortunately, they run into ThisBitch, who somehow captures two superhumanly strong werewolves on her own (????). She then proceeds to electrocute them, as one does.
ThisBitch has to die, damnit! Also, where is Chris Argent??
Two episodes next week (the dead Hellhound is back from the dead?), then the final ever episode the week after. No sign of Stiles or Derek in next two eps, so no stydiot too (YAY).
AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THE STYDIOTS ARE DOING.
* teen wolf is getting so bad and apparently there’s 0 stydia content in 6x18 and 6x19 and it’s plain weird with them??? like your lazy asses really couldn’t come up with anything?? first of all it’s just weird that we didn’t even see stiles and lydia text or hear stiles leave LYDIA a voicemail like how hard would it have been to have dylan say a few damn words when he was on set!!! speaking of that your (the writers) dumbasses could’ve fucking waited until dylan had more of an opening in his schedule so the boy could’ve been in the whole of 6b. do u guys even think??? i just.. sigh.
* not to be repetitive but i miss stydia and im sad as fuck
* I KNOW IT ISNT THE STYDIA SHOW BUT WHERE IS THE STYDIA WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR THE PAST SIX SEASONS?????
* It’s just tragic how in the beginning of 6b everyone had great stydia expectations and were like: STYDIA DORM SEX. STYDIA FLUFF. DOMESTIC STYDIA. And after a few dreadful episodes that lack Stiles Stilinski the entire fandom is just like, can we at least see them in a scene together? Pleeaaase??
* At this point, I’m honestly tempted to just wait for 6x20 to come out and just watch that.
Us stydia shippers have been waiting six seasons to finally have our babies endgame and then we don’t see them at all. Instead, we have to watch other ships that have miscellaneously appeared on the final season.
I’m honestly not hating on the other ships, I just think that stydia deserve a thousand times better.
I mean, Lydia’s mother did not even come to see her in the hospital!!! No one went to see her. Not even Scott. She’s been pushed aside so much this season and the idea that Stiles was not even informed is actually so unrealistic.
I’m sorry. I know this is the last few episodes we’re ever going to get, but I’m so damn disappointed. Lydia and Stiles deserve better.
* the most unrealistic thing about 6x17 is that Stiles didn’t rush home while Lydia was in a hospital bed injured
* We’re trying to trend #StopErasingStydia on twitter if anyone wants to join lol
* #KeepErasingStydia 2017 (LOL)
*I’m disappointed beyond words rn. I can’t believe that after all this time this is what we get. It’s the last episode of the season. Last episode ever. Also the last time we will see Stiles and Lydia, also being the only episode we’re getting them. I’m so angry and disappointed that I literally (cried) because we sure as hell don’t deserve this, when there’s been more Stydia in seasons they weren’t even canon! 6b has failed to deliver even the smallest mentions we could’ve had without Stiles having to be there. And they’re supposed to be a couple! Seriously what in hell was Jeff talking about saying we will see them soon and we’ll see them have those couply scenes, when supposedly the only episode we’ll see them in is 6x20 and it’s only 50 minutes long… And I know they’re probably going to have like somewhat reunion and possibly another scene, but that’s like it. So
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Okay, sorry about the delay (not that anyone cares on this forgotten comment section, or my own insignificant blog). Ratings are delayed, but the recap is here.
Teen Wolf S6E17 "Werewolves Of London"
Aaaand the charisma is back! All we've had so far in 6b is a few minute of Stiles, and the new ship Thiam. But now we get Jackson, Ethan, Deucalion, and Peter in one episode. No sign of Stiles?Derek yet and Cory is invisible (sorry), but also . . . NO STYDIOT YET IN 6B!!! (and only 3 episodes left!!).
And we have . . well, werewolves in London. Jethan is my new favourite ship (after Sterek and Steter, duh). Those opening scenes with Jackson (part Kanima?) saving his boyfriend Ethan from Hunters, all to the strains of Tchaicovsky..Those 2 kisses were the hottest thing since Derek was on the show. Goddamn it Jackson, you are still goddamn hot. And there haven't been enough hot guys on the show recently.
It doesn't take long for the pair to interrogate the Hunters over Gerard (why is he recruiting amateurs??). Return to Beacon Hills immanent.
Scott and Malia at the hospital. Yes, Melissa was shot. So was Rafael McCall, Mason and Lydia. But all are okay (so there goes all the tension they built up). And no one has called Stiles and told him about Lydia (cue meltdown amongst the stydiots on tumblr). Scott realises he's in over his head and needs to get help (finally!!).
Deucalion arrives, but is not interested in fighting anymore. Malia decides to attack an Alpha werewolf (because she's suicidal now, apparently). Scott is told he'll have to kill Gerard, but the Twu Alfa still won't do it (because . . reasons?).
Liam goes postal on student Hunter Gabe, while Theo is only too happy to give advice to his boyfriend on how to dispose of a body.. Gabe leads them to freezer filled with bodies (seriously, this school . .), all victims of the Anuk-ite (Aaron). Apparently, it is looking for it's "other half", a werewolf (???).
Oh, it was Gabe who shot up Scott's house (there were like ten guns used though??), and told Monroe that Nolan did it (friend? boyfriend?).
The Sheriff tries to talk sense into ThisBitch (Monroe). And even tells her about Gerard's victims (Matt Daehler , Deucalion, his own Hunters , everyone that The Beast killed . .). but ThisBitch refuses to listen (she's pretty much Teen Wolf's Joffrey) Oh, and the entire police force are now her personal minions (to be fair, the police have been frequent victims of the supernatural in this town).But ThisBitch can't stop Mr Badass Sheriff™ from leaving the station.
Scott and Malia are now desperate enough to try and recruit Peter Hale, and meet him in Eichen House (is anyone still running that place?). Peter has his sass on full blast, as also smart enough to stay out of this battle (has nice condo, travels the world and has two very rare cars (one he bought for Malia . . awww). He then shows the Hunter he captured (omg, it was hilarious watching Peter with his fingers in his ears, as Hunter shoots his way out of cell but Scott refuses to kill. (You made it this far without getting your hands dirty. No one makes it through a war with clean hands" Peter tells the Twu Alfa. And when experienced soldiers/fighters like Sheriff Stilinski, Deucalion and Peter say you should just kill Gerard . . maybe it's time to face reality. Kill or be killed.)
Malia meets Peter , and tries to show him (via that weird claws into neck trick) the anuk-ite.. Peter still not interested (smart wolf).
So Malia takes Scott to recruit werewolf pack (unknown up to thi s moment), The Primals. But the anuk-ite beat them to it, and the entire pack is dead. But Plot-Device, or Lydia turns up (after having weird vision of snow-covered hospital and a dead Hellhound). (Seriously all she's done in 6B is have visions and scream a door off it's hinges.) They find body of Primal werewolf (so, the other half of anuk-ite has a body ?)
So, up slightly but still dismal. I think it only went up because some thought Jackson and Ethan would be in it. It looks like only the last FOUR episodes have any of the real favouites (Derek, Stiles, Peter, Jackson, Ethan) or some old villains (Jennifer, Kate).
Ugh, it's still terrible. At least Thiam looks like a ship that actually has chemistry. See, even Liam looks good if combined with Theo (so, we are just going to gloss over the fact he murdered his sister and possibly his parents/fake parents ???).
Buck up Jen, soon all our suffering will be over. :)))
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf S6E16 "Triggers".
Aaand TW is back . . yay ?
There's been sneak peeks for the next episode . . and charisma returns to Teen Wolf. Yes, Jackson and Ethan are back . . and Jackson is now bi and dating Ethan . . YES !!! The two sneak peeks were more exciting than ALL the 6 episodes of 6B, so far ! Oh, and Deucalion is returning too.
Gerard is running rings around the Twu Alfa (not a surprise), removing all his weapons from the armoury before Scott can destroy them, giving them all away to Beacon Hills population, and preparing to use all the Nemetons to destroy supernaturals worldwide . . . Damn, son !
The Anuk-ite (Aaron and . . Nolan ??) is killing any supernatural creature at school (seriously, why do parents even send their kids here ?).
Scott's plan works as well as expected, and he and Malia would be dead If they weren't working with badass Chris Argent and Lydia (who suddenly remembers how to fight).
Liam and Theo spend the episode punching each other, then making out a lot (oh, did that only happen in my head ?).
Scott's dad now knows about the supernatural (SINCE WHEN ???).
And there's a shootout at the end where someone is shot (Scott's mum ??).
Yep, that's about it. And still no sign of Derek, Stiles or Peter, or Parrish.
AND ONLY 4 EPISODES LEFT.
But still ZERO stydiot in 6B, so it evens out.
Seya.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
I don't wanna do recaps anymore !
Ugh. A double episode . . . WHY ???!!
Teen Wolf S6E14 - "Face-to-Faceless"
Oh look, the lighting has improved . . just kidding. New kid (Aaron ?) is full of spiders and in his spare time, resurrects skinless corpses.
Some new werewolf takes out hunters, only to be shot by a cop.
Brett and Lori confirmed dead. Meh.
Twu Alfa Scott forces Liam to go to school . . because that'll end well.
Pack 2.0 (Liam, Mason, Corey) hunted by entire lacrosse team (led by newest psycho Nolan). Liam realises the school guidance councillor (Tamara Monroe) is the new Hunter (but half the teachers turn out to be evil at this school . .).
And now Liam is being beaten by the team , and the teacher lets them (because the teachers are terrible around here). Coach, of all people saves baby wolf.
Chris Argent goes to negotiate peace with Gerard . . which goes as well as you'd expect ( "Tell Scott to run"). Chris is sensible and tells Scott to bloody well run . . so, of course he won't. Lydia arranges meeting with Tamara, who turns up in sewer tunnels with a lot of Hunters . . including "advisor" Gerard ( because he is letting Tamara be the leader)
Some Scott-Malia scenes (don't care).
The skinless fear creature turns up at police station, and not even Hellhound immune. That's when Melissa finds that corpse gone missing ( but what happened to Aaron ?).
We finally find out Tamara's back story (victim/survivor of The Beast on that school bus, during 5B). Finally, someone mentions that massacre . . like, why wasn't the school closed down then???
So, Tamara knows about Werewolves, Hellhounds, Oni, Werecoyotes, Darahk, Wendigos ?) And so do the Hunters she recruited.
And now Mr Skinless is in the sewer too. And now there's a firefight. Luckily, Scott has Malia and Lydia as backup . . oh god, they're all going to die.
Luckily, Lydia also brought backup . . her real boyfriend, Hellhound Parrish.
Parrish 1 Skinless 0. Of course, the creature isn't really dead, right ?
And yes, Lydia WAS fascinated by Parrish naked chest. LOL.
And werewolf from start of show turns up at Scott's house. I'm so bored !!
Teen Wolf S6E15 "Pressure Test".
Theo is alive !! And being electrocuted by that Eichen House creeper-turned-Hunter (students, teachers, cops ??), along with 2 other werewolves. Theo is smarter than the average werewolf (* cough* Scott * cough*) and gets free.
2 werewolves are all that's left of Satomi's pack (Satomi dead ??!!!!), and they're all arrested for murder.
Theo gets confession from Satomí's wolves (they're eyes were blue) .
Standoff at police station, as Tamara turns up with all the heavily armed Hunters (including Nolan). Seems like anyone can attack the police in this town. Oh look, no radio, phones or lights (because the lighting budget is still crap).
Sheriff, Parrish, Scott, Lydia, Liam and Malia all there, with other werewolf (what the hell IS her name?).
And Nolan lets himself be captured, so he can kill Satomi's pack.
Liam punches Theo (and the ship Thiam is born!!) Traitor inside police station ? Fear creature gets 2 cops to kill themselves. Scott still won't kill, even though this is war (yawn). Scott's plan to fool Tamara fails (lol).
Scott's dad turns up to save the day, and FBI take werewolves. (spoiler: they are both killed by Hunters).
Meanwhile Deaton turns up and helps Mason and Corey discover what creature escaped Wold Hunt.
It's a fear inducing, two-faced (two creatures?) shapeshifter, an anuk-ite. And almost unstoppable (of course it is).
Pack pretends to leave town, but preparing for war ?
BORING!! And no Peter, Derek, Stiles, Deucalion, Jackson or Ethan, or anyone with charisma. But no stydiot either, so * shrugs *.
Guess I'll see you in 2 weeks. Only 5 more episodes and it's over!!
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo) - HOLY SHIT !! A NEW LOW !!
Poor old Jen. She's stuck with writing up the recaps for this craptastic show. No show next week (YAY !!), so back after that. Or, if a wankstorm explodes in this fandom.
Marrish, anyone ?
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
Wow. I guess it's lucky it's already been cancelled, huh?
Without Stiles and Derek, no one watches.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Thanks Jen.
And yes, it looks like Scott will fumble around against a far more experienced Hunter, until Derek and Peter come to save his pack.(LOL) And Theo IS alive, as there are shots of him with Scott in that earlier promo for 6B.
The Teen Choice Awards are pissing off the stydiots. They can't believe Bughead is more popular than their shitty ship ! The awards must be rigged ! How could Riverdale win so many awards?? (LOL)
But Dylan O'Brien did win Best Actor in SF/F. Even Posey won an award (how??), and Holland (why??????).
But stydiot lost out to Bughead as Best Ship (LOL LOL LOL) !!
Shadowhunters got bubkis. The malec shippers are going to be pissed ! (Holy Shit ! Tumblr just melted down ! The level of butthurt is bigger than the entire fandom !)
Wait, Mark Pellegrino lost out on Choice TV Villain ? He's fricking Lucifer !! How??
Back for the ratings later (yeah, so much to look forward to).
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
On the next episode of Teen Wolf . . Gerard readies his werewolf killing army. Oh, and Liam is in trouble (but no one actually cares). Also, Brett's sister apparently died too ? (also don't care).
But we all miss Peter. Where the fuck did he go ?
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf S6E13 "After Images".
Well, after killing off Theo last week, the show decides to kill off it's bisexual werewolf Brett this week ( at least his sister survived . . I think. It was hard to tell because of the usual level of lighting on this show).
First, not one second of stydiot \ ( . . ) / .
But also no Stiles, Derek, Jackson, Ethan, Jennifer, or Kate (are they going to pack them into the last 1-2 eps ?). Also no Sheriff or Parrish.
So, we're left with Pack 2.0 (Mason, Corey and Liam). Goddamn it!
We got hints of Scalia, and also Hot Daddy/Hot Nurse (McArgent?).
Scott, Malia, Lorilee and Liam ran around like dumbasses in the tunnels, looking for a wounded Brett (who was more clever than them all combined !). Splitting up, running into tripwires . . if only they had an experienced Alpha to lead them . . come back, Derek !! The new guidance councillor/Hunter is now learning how to hunt from Gerard Argent . . although he's good at it, if a wee-bit-dramatic (" . . . to hunt them all !"). His plan to reveal the shapeshifters to the general population has worked, leaving them little place to hide now. You're still a clever bastard, Gerard.
Meanwhile, Matt Daehler 2.0/Nolan stabs Cory in the hand, revealing his instantaneous healing to the school (come on, you tell me that they haven't known this for a while now ? After the Ghost Riders, and The Beast ???)
The fear-amplifying creature (that escaped the Wild Hunt) has now turned the humans against the supernaturals . . wow, that must have been really difficult. Maybe it would be more peaceful in town without them . . considering recent body counts (anyone remember Jennifer Blake ? ).
Ugh, they can take Pack 2.0 anytime they want. Bunch of dumbasses (except Mason). Gerard is not going to have much of a challenge here, really.
Soooo . . . when is Stiles coming back ??
S6Ê11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo) . . . NO STILES, NO RATINGS !!!
Great recap, Jen ! And the stydiots have gone into meltdown after the marrish scenes in the latest episode (they even had a song in the background, when Lydia saved Jordan. That tends to happen with ROMANTIC pairings !!)
I LOVE THE SMELL OF STYDIOT BUTTHURT IN THE MORNING !!
* that scene was LITERALLY FUCKING STYDIA BANTER. BUT WITH PARRISH.
WHY AM I SECONDS FROM NOT CLAIMING THIS FUCKING SHOW.
* they literally re-shot the “you are not going without me” scene but with p@rrish instead of stiles because the show writers on teen wolf are uninspired asshats
* God don’t tell me Lydia saved Parrish. Fuck this show
* the teen wolf writers really wrote another scene of lydia screaming to save someone at gunpoint except it’s not with stiles + a love confession it’s p@rrish and comPLETELY UNPARALLELED, UNORIGINAL CONTENT
tags: this show is literally 6 feet under
* Dear Stydia Fandom
I know we were all upset about the Marrish in this episode, but let’s all calm down. Lydia helping Parrish does not mean that Lydia doesn’t love Stiles or that Stydia isn’t endgame. Lydia and Stiles have a connection and a bond that cannot be broken. Just remember that Lydia loves Stiles and Stiles loves Lydia!!
* why must I endure all this anti-ness in the stydia search … I didn’t even realize m*rrish was still alive it was so dead and buried last season yet here we are
* sorry parish Lydia may have saved you but she will only kiss the love of her life
* okay but why… are they pulling marrish and sterek… after 6x10??? there should be no turning back after that.
* can parrish stay 67890m away from Lydia
* are they really gonna parallel stydia and m/rrish twice in 1 ep
#anti marrish #i cannot believ my eyes
* Poor Lydia, had to waste a scream on that ugly pedo.
* are they running so out of ideas for m@rrish scenes to copy the stydia’s ones
* no offense but i really hate m/rrish why does this show insist on pairing lydia w men that are older than her
#liek its genuinely 1000% not abou stdia
#but why do they keep pairing lydia w these men!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
#shes 18!!!!!!!!11
* when stydia is cannon and we still have endure the pain of m@rrish scenes
* ITS LIKE STYDIA ISNT EVEN A THING AND OF COURSE ALL LYDIA GETS TO DO IS HANG AROUND WITH PARR/SHS CRUSTY ASS WHILE TW PRETENDS THAT LYDIA DOESNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
LIKE LITERALLY WHAT IS A STILES
#i'm sorry #but I can't handle this #we deserve better
* Let the m@rrish shippers enjoy these two scenes, we got a fucking build up of six freakin seasons and we still are endgame, which, IM REMINDING THEM, means that this story is gonna END with Stiles and Lydia TOGETHER, DATING, and MUTUALLY LOVING AND RESPECTING EACH OTHER. Well, yes, “it sucks”, as they say. It sucks, for them.
* M@RRISH SHIPPERS NEED TO CHILL, YOU ONLY GETTING SCENES THAT ARE PLATONIC AND WE WILL BE GETTING STYDIA KISSING AND BEING IN LOVE. STYDIA IS ENDGAME.
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL STILES COMES BACK AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY “GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT”
* So…that episode…I’m just going to lower my expectations for this entire season on everything except Scolia.
And that m*rrish shit was awful, like it ruined the whole episode for me, and I should be thrilled because my other top is gaining traction, but Nooooo burnt cheeto had to ruin everything
* Remember when the stydia tag used to be a nice place to go see content about Stydia and only stydia? Yeah me either.
#fuck antis man #ruining my tag
OMG ! THE POOR THINGS ARE HAVING A BREAKDOWN !
. . . WE SHOULD SEND MORE MESSAGES TO THEM, TO COMFORT THEM IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED !
sooooo . .
#MARRISH IS BACK ?
# STEREK IS BACK ?
# JYDIA THE TRUE ENDGAME IS BACK ?
or . .
# PYDIA IS HOTTER THAN STYDIA ? . . so many trolling choices.
(PART 8)
* Nice meeting you too Destiel shippers, I hope I never have to talk to any of you ever in my life, you guys are disgusting.
* haha like you Sc shippers are ones to talk . You know who sucks, people like exactly the shitty shit you are.
* THATS NOT FAIR SUPERCORP JUST WON BECAUSE OF CHEATING !! Zimbio should correct this, Destiel desveres this!
* can you guys consider that maybe supercorp isn't cheating? this same thing happened with destiel earlier. while i agree that it's suspicious, remember that supergirl is a huge fandom, with a large amount of them also being supercorp supporters.
* Can you consider there's literally an admission on this feed of vote cycling from SuperCorp? Or are we going to ignore that?
* the majority of the supercorp fans did not cheat. i'm aware that a minority of supercorp fans did cheat, and i literally hate that they did that. i'm really sorry @destiel fans.
* Hey, I'm on your side wtf, I was the one voting for Supercorp and fighting those destiel people dirtying our names, don't fight me sis, let's celebrate.
* haha darling we do not dirty your name . It IS dirty enough that no one can make it dirtier anymore . So would you please, i mean pretty please shut your 'dirtynamedship' little mouth .
* Cant win a rigged game
* Supercorp is gonna win by cheating.. its so not fair. Destiel deserves this
* How is it possible that supercorp is beating a huge ship? WHAT THE FUCK
* Supercorp cheating as always. 1200 votes in 5 min? Yes impossible.
* Then can you please stop accusing us and give us some credit? That maybe we're powerful enough to win this without cheating?
* ,,please stop accusing us' lol. I've voted at supergirl ship in earlier rounds
* Wtf you're the one accusing me.
* Yikes, I hope these bot rumors aren't true. Also a reminder for all *HUMAN* Supercorpers to vote!
* Don't let Destiel shippers make you believe we are the cheaters, they've called Sydena, Wayhaught and Thundergrace the "cheaters" when they took the lead, and they've been veeeery close to losing all these times. Which is funny bc in the second round when they took the fake votes away, Destiel lose it's lead by around 5k lol.
* DUDES. ZIMBIO GUYS PLEASE MONITOR YOUR VOTING SYSTEM. It really is suspicious how supercorp fam vote has spiked. PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS
* Come on! This is so fictional. Supercorp losing to a joke ship?! Bullshit!
* I'm pretty sure that March Blue just wants to fight with someone... anyone will do, and about any topic. She clearly isn't intelligent enough to be worth bothering about, and besides, we shouldn't feed the troll.
* SUPERCORP IS CHEATING! So annoying
* Shit is beyond rigged this season. Fuck this poll bullshit.
* my point is destiel does not exist on the show and never will
* Damn! Y’all get so pissy I’m so glad Jensen said it! destiel does not exist! They are not a couple! I will forever love him for that. I always felt sorry for Dean being paired up with Jimmy Novak. Gross.
AND THIS WAS BEFORE THE DESTIELS IMPLODED !!
(PART 7)
** 2017: Clexa (The 100) won for second year in row (defeating SwanQueen from OUAT)
* Why vote & make clexa win when they aren't even able to be a couple anymore? So stupid
* Lexa will never come back but thanks for ruining the only thing Swen wanted after 6 years of being mistreated � you could never understand but congratulations, enjoy your article.
** 2018: SwanQueen (OUAT) won (defeated SuperCorp from Supergirl)
(Destiel made it to the SFs)
* Please prolong the voting! You know, how annoying the fans of Dean and Castiel "Supernatural" We did not have 700 votes, you can not imagine how we are crying! Although an hour or two more, I pray!
* If the final is Swan Queen versus Destiel - two pairs that have never received even a hint of actual legitimacy in their shows - I will just cry. Seriously, how hard would it be to find sixty-four ACTUAL couples (like Deanoru) or at least pairs that were close to being coupled (SuperCorp). Fricking slash freaks....
* its sad when you have a team that doesnt cheat (swanqueen) going up aginst a group that is known for cycling votes (supercorps) you would think zimbo would had fixed this shit from a couple years ago when docubus admitted to doing it.
For that fact keep voting swanqueen just to piss them off.
* That's disapointing, especially with mutiple Supercorp shippers admitting to vote cycling in the comments. I'll be voting hard for Swanqueen this round I guess. Cheaters don't deserve to win.
* Right now they're LOSING to Supercorp which is honestly just more evidence of cheating... I don't even watch OUAT but I know that Swanqueen is a huge and very established fandom that couldn't possibly be losing fairly to a much smaller ship.
* So your entire argument around SC cheating is that it would be impossible for your "huge and established" fandom to lose to a (supposedly) much smaller ship even though SQ barely won the previous round with just 400 votes against a ship that has only existed for a few months, had about 3 out of 10 episodes of development, and is from a paid subscription service (HULU)? Right....
* No, read again. Supercorp already ADMITTED to cheating last round in the comments. I'm saying the fact that another huge fandom is losing to them is evidence that they are CONTINUING to cheat. It's likely since they already admitted to doing it once.
* There have also been people voting against the most popular ships in order to boost the chances of their own ships winning. Again, people admitted to that in the comments. So your "evidence" of Swanqueen not getting a lot of support is false.
And it's not "my fandom." I don't even watch Once Upon A Time.
* If you dont ship either one. Please fuck off! Neither ship needs your anti votes.
* I hope people realize that this doesn't determine 'top couple' so I don't know why people are acting like this is the literal end of the world and bashing other ships.
* This is just a note to fellow Supercorpers, based only off of what I've seen in the comments *because I honestly don't know what stance to take on the cheating rumors*: we don't need to cheat! (and even if we did, we still shouldn't!!!)
* I really , like really want swanqueen to win because i dont want cheaters to win at all lol.
* Supercorp are cheaters because my ship lost! Is basically what I'm hearing from you pathetic losers.
* Supercorp are cheaters nothing more. Didn't deserve it. They didn't only cheat once but like 5 times in 2 days to instantly gain over 1.2k-1.4k votes in 5 min and we had to catch up everytime, now they've done it 15 min before the end and we weren't able to catch up. Anyway ya'll are supercunts cheaters. Good luck Swanqueen, hopefully it doesn't happen to you too.
* Nice meeting you too Destiel shippers, I hope I never have to talk to any of you ever in my life, you guys are disgusting.
WOOOOOW
(PART 6)
** Zimbio March Madness Winners -
2012: Faberry (Glee) (defeated Chair from Gossip Girl)
2013: Destiel (SN) (defeated Rumbelle from OUAT)
2014: Destiel (SN) (defeated Bo/Lauren from Lost Girl)
2015: Root/Shaw (POI) (defeated Clexa from The 100)
2016: Clexa (The 100) (defeated Bamon from TVD)
2017: Clexa (The 100) (defeated SwanQueen from OUAT)
2018: SwanQueen (OUAT) (defeated SuperCorp from Supergirl)
Hmm, 7 slash/femslash pairs have won, and most are fanon (except Clexa).
So, was 2014 any less wanky than the previous year?
I'll let you all judge.
** 2014: Destiel (SN) won for second year in row (defeated Bo/Lauren from Lost Girl)
* ............smh! Seriously what kind of stupidity is this?? They aren't even a "couple"! Neither of them is even a gay character! So why the hell are they even on this list much less winning it?? It's actually very disrespectful to the Actual TV couples on the list!! This just goes to show you how pathetic TV viewers are today!! No wonder so many horrible shows survive for 5, 6, 7+ seasons, yet quality shows only last a season or 2....smh!
* WTF, they arent a real cuple, Doccubus for the Win
* If this was a bracket for best tv duo I would approve of Dean and Castiel winning. But since it's called couples and Dean And Castiel are not a real couple, I disapprove.
* Destiel is not real. Just stop.
** 2015: Root/Shaw (Person Of Interest) won (defeated Clexa of The 100)
* Swan Queen won imo. Shoot magical percentage jump in the last few hours before their poll closed was bull and everyone knows it. Just as Shoots huge percentage jump early this Monday morning against Clexa. Shoot is a Cheat. Period.
* this list is 100% unfair because there's way way too much AU couples, NON-REAL couples
* Next year can we get separate Fanon/Canon bracket. Cause half of these couples wouldn't happen on their shows
* It is really quite disgusting to see Skye/Ward as a pairing here when Ward is Skye's ABUSER and also a Nazi.
* HOW did Olicity get knocked out first round?!
* Not to offend the other couple but did Olicity just threw their bracket for the Eonline poll?
** 2016: Clexa (The 100) won (defeated Bamon from TVD)
And the reign of Clexa had begun!
* Destiel wait, and what abaut rickyl? Rick and daryl are awesome! Rick and michonne sucks o.o'
* Would have been happy if the vote wasn't so easily cheatable. The obvious winners are being cheated so now they are giving the cheaters back their own medecine. Sorry shippers but Clarke/Lexa take the crown in most polls easy without the need to cheat.
* what a shame Zimbio does nothing against cheaters
* you have proof? why don't you contact Zimbio and send it to them. You Dullena salty stans stay salty.
* if you wouldnt live under a rock you wouldnt have such a dumb thing, there is plenty of proofs on twitter, ps: Dullena? lol when i you look at you all i see is a roasted Bacon
* and if you wouldn't live under your ASS, you'll know that Bots have been used by YOUR fandom ever since. Takes one to know, doesn't it? #racistasshole
* Oh the Clexa fans are more then cheaters! They always cheat, trust me! For the fact that in the show, we are sort of enenies, we know alot about them, and they have already cheated 1000 times when they were against us! Wish Demon and Bonie win!
* 1, im not living under my ass, im sitting on it, thanks for your concern 2, don't use words what you don't understand 3, check #bamonexposed on twitter
NOTHINGS REALLY CHANGED, HAS IT ?
(PART 5)
* I been checking the vote between LG and BBT and at times lg will lose 5 votes in few seconds and than 8 votes in 5 seconds I hope people are not hacking again, BBT votes doesn't decrease and is increasing at a steady rate, I mean normal rate. guys if someone is hacking please stop and play fair and zimbio would u be able to monitor this.
* okay SERIOUSLY how is ezria losing to faberry? FABERRY DOESN'T EXIST.
* But Rachel and Quinn are not even a real couple!
* Destiel isn't even a canon ship... perplexed as to why it is here under 'couples'.
* fanon couples shouldn't be eligible for the contest anyway, only real, canon pairings should count! Go Rumbelle!
* OUAT fans were cheating, it was pretty obvious.
* I don't plan on using your site for any entertainment info, etc. Your decision to delete certain votes as fraudulent has no basis, since I'm sure what one group does, all of them do. It's arbitrary and it really invalidates your poll, making it appear that you favor one couple over the others..
* There's definitely some cheating going on with this poll.
2013 WAS A GREAT YEAR FOR WANK !!
(PART 4)
* It doesn't truly matter to me who wins, it will not in any way change my opinions of my couples, BUT! It's really annoying the number of comments & posts I saw on various sites with fucking STELENA fans pushing for people to vote for Penny/Leonard, in their words- "Even if you don't like them at all & or don't know them! DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO IN ORDER TO BEAT DELENA!"
And I won't even get started on their comments about finding ways to cheat the voting system and vote multiple times per round...
What is the point of these polls if there isn't some semblance of fairness?
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE
* Oh God if Faberry goes against Klaine it'll be a bloodbath, clash of the fandoms.
YOU SEE. THIS ONE UNDERSTANDS.
* well there was a lot of cheating last year so I hope you admins are keeping a close eye, especially with all the cheating against Faberry last year.
(PART 3)
Ahh, 2013 Zimbio March Madness! The wankfest that keeps on giving.
* So apparently the Lauren & Bo team is cheating
* There are people on Tumblr publishing a "easier way" to vote, including Google apps and cleaning cache and cookies in order to vote multiple times in a short time. And suddenly, a poll that was steady with a 57/43 changed to 54/46 in less than an hour. Can you stop this, please?
* um... somethings not right after I voted for BOLO it said 60% Dean and Castiel and 46% Bo and Lauren somethings wrong here.
* Everyone accusing various fanbases of cheating needs to get over themselves and stop being sore losers.
* WTH, Sterek is losing? CHEAT!
* HYMN and The New Girl have some very obvious bots voting for them. Their numbers are going up by the thousands in less than an hour. This is getting ridiculous. Can we get a mod in here to check out the #s? Because this isn't not fair.
* It is a crime that Jim and Pam aren't still in the running, and I haven't heard of almost a quarter of these shows. What is this crap?
* The New Girl added 2000 votes in less than 30 minutes. If you're going to cheat, can you at least do it in a less obvious way. Geez...
* how can damon n elena lose n klaroline get less votes...i am hating this...this is dumb not voting anymore.
* How did Klaus and Caroline get on here instead of Caroline and Tyler. They are actually together and are a reflection of true love. Not abuse like Klaus and Caroline.
* check the votes! its IMPOSSIBLE that "rumbelle" couple up like 10 or 15 votes per click ITS IMPOSSIBLE they are cheating chek the VOTES!
(PART 2)
* theyre not canon, which means I refuse to see them as the winner of this, votes or not votes. chuck and blair forever hate on it.
* so a non-couple win best couple...makes sense.
* I don't understand this whole Faberry thing. I thought this poll was about couples. Rachel and Quinn aren't a couple. They're barely even friends, unless it conveniences one of them. And as far as I'm concerned Quinn has always harbored a resentment toward Rachel for taking Finn from her. They have terrible back story full of hate, bullying and jealousy. They've only gotten "close" in the last few episodes. This is the most ridiculous "pairing" in this whole poll.
* I can't wait until glee ends, then Faberry might DIE!
2013: Destiel won! (defeating canon Rumple/Belle from OUAT)
* but they're *NOT A COUPLE*.
* not to go all Evil Queen but why the bloody hell didn't Rumbelle win
* Boo, Rumbelle should have won.
* NOO! Rumbelle ship it the largest! supernatural has enough fans Rumbelle is fairly new and needs more attention! I demand a rematch between the two!
* Another year where a non canon couple wins, that can't be a good sign.
Whaaaaaa? How could they lose? They're the best most tragic and romantic couple ever! The only other couple I would've been ok with winning is Shamey. :( Boooooo.
* What a rip off boo!!!!
* Winning by cheating is not winning.
* I'm sad. I've been so thrilled, that my two favorite couples made it to the finale and now, instead of friendly competing, we attack each other and accuse the other from cheating.
* This is for the girl saying that we are cheating: Nicole...I get that you´re upset because your ship is losing but God! You and others keep saying that the destiel shippers are rude, YET here you are trying to put down a ship and spreading hate.
Since you didn´t get what I said, i´m going to repeat: i´ve seen Rumbellers making posts telling others how to cheat. That´s what I said, lol. If Zimbio has taken votes for Rumbelle and not Destiel...is because someone did something wrong.
Now can you please keep voting for your ship and leave ours alone? Especially if the only thing you do is spread hate.
You vote on your ship and I vote for my ship....why spreading hate?
* Don't understand how a non-romantic couple is in the leagues but okay
* Rumbelle fans, STOP BELITTLING OUR SHIP BECAUSE IT'S "NOT CANON".
* C'mon Rumbelle! Destiel isn't even canon, but Rumbelle is! RUMBELLE!
* Voting for Rumbelle. Not only are they the ONLY DECENT COUPLE on OUAT, but Dean and Cas aren't a couple on Supernatural and I can't stand that the fans want them to be. It feels like making a joke out of heterosexuality. They aren't gay. You don't just suddenly become gay. Not even for someone as awesome as Cas.
* Only Rumbelle is true love, only Rumbelle is the real couple.
* How can we know now that someone isn´t cheating ?
SO THE CHEATING THING ISN'T NEW
LOL
* My votes are not even registering now. so you tell me why? The #'s are only moving for Dean, and Castiel. and I know for a fact that Rumbellr's are voting like crazy, so prove to me that it's not rigged now.
* Come on though! In the world of the show! Dean and Castiel aren't actually a couple, while Rumpelstiltskin and Belle are! Rumbelle all the way!
* Rumbelle is true love! Destiel isn't a real couple.
* Come on Rumbellers a canon couple should win!
* How in the world is votes fraudulent? No one can do anything wrong like that, except the ones in charge of the page. I hope this is fixed...
* I don´t see why we should even bother voting on this poll. There´s so many fans saying on Tumblr that they are voting more than once! How can that be possible? We can only vote once, right? This poll is a joke!
AND IT WAS JUST AS WANKY IN PREVIOUS ROUNDS
Yep, the first big poll has arrived. Zimbio March Madness has begun, and A Little Nerd Music Podcast is about to get underway too. So, get your fingers ready to vote and try not have any Captcha flashbacks (shopfronts! crossings! THE HORROR!!).
Just thought I'd go back to the start of Zimbio's polls, where wank was in it's infancy.
2012: Faberry (Glee) won! (defeating canon couple Chair from Gossip Girl).
And the Chair stans took the loss with quiet dignity.
* they are not a couple!
* what a stupid win. they aren't even a couple. that's so dumb.
* they are not even a couple....i rather delena or chair.
* So a couple that is based on one belittling the other, telling the other to kill themselves and constantly making fun of the other not to mention all in all treating the other like crap wins. oh, lets not forget that they will never be canon either.
* theyre not canon, which means I refuse to see them as the winner of this, votes or not votes. chuck and blair forever
BACK TO OLICITY BEING THE SWEET, ACCEPTING FANS THAT EVERYONE LOVES . . . LOL
* Someone please explain.... how we win and 10 seconds later They added 5k votes (just 10 seconds later)... and they change the result.... ?...?... fraud.
* I’d be chill if we outright lost but this is shady. People saw final result with Olicity 2% winning. I personally saw the time up with poll pending with Olicity 2% winning.
* Dear @TVGuide here are 2 separate screenshots showing #Olicity won that poll but yet the final results so different...go kick rocks!
* How was it 48/52 FOR Olicity when the poll closed and then we lose with 49% like what!?
* I mean it's just a dumb twitter poll but this is bullshit lmao anyway
* I don't even know what happened like one minute I'm looking at the poll ending, thinking 'YAS WE DID IT and then I'm blinking and the results suddenly changed and I'm...
* I'm so disappointed in this, I know I shouldn't be as it's just a poll but to be cheated out of it in the end is just ridiculous. I'm not voting in anymore polls. I've a head of grey hair now thanks to tvguide
* Yeah I think out of respect for ALL of the Olicity fans that took the time out to vote in this poll, you should give some sort of explanation & not just ignore
* Yeah, that’s not a last minute save. That’s rigged because y’all wanted Jake and Amy to win no matter what. #Olicity won, flat out, clear as day. The poll closed with final results for us and then magically y’all added 5k to them AFTER IT WAS OVER
* tvguide was doing this massive poll thing for valentines with a variety of tv couples and the final two were peraltiago and olicity, peraltiago won and now olicity stans are claiming that the poll was ‘rigged’
* Except for the part where #Olicity actually won when it said FINAL RESULTS and then y’all changed it.
* It probably glitched like the poll ended and the votes were backlogged so before you refreshed it said Olicity won but when you actually refreshed the screen it turned to say peraltiago had won because the votes were added because it was refreshed...you see my thinking?
* No. Because Olicity were ahead by over 3k votes when it closed, I did the math. So Peraltiago didn’t just add 5k, it was more like 8-10k after it was already closed and that’s absurd. But I’m done debating this. It’s clear that neither side is going to change minds
* "you did the math" of every twitter user around the world. Just because your phone didnt refresh instantly. You lost hahahahh. Stop being so upset hahha
* Look at it this way, @TVGuide had to rig a poll for Jake & Amy a ship on a show on a bigger show on a much bigger network for them to beat Oliver & Felicity. That's the power of #Olicity.
* olicity stans are so pathetic this is just a twitter poll like go watch your little tv show it might get cancelled soon
* Last minute save of 5k votes ???? Are y'all serious right now? It wasn't even the last minute it was after it ended!!!
* Really? That many votes in one second with one refresh? I just know some serious money was spent so enjoy the contested win. I actually like b99 and jake/amy its just not possible the numbers and it said FINAL results with our win. If it was reversed they would be asking too
* Olicity fans getting this whingey over a twitter poll and acting like theres some conspiracy because they didnt get what they wanted reminded me of just how much i love arrow but dislike the fanbase. Dont be so frustrated that you cant listen to reason.
IF THIS EARLY POLL IS ANY INDICATION, THEN THE AMOUNT OF WANK TO COME WILL BE PHENOMENAL !!
Seya !
BACK TO OLICITY LOSING A POLL . . AND APPARENTLY IT'S SANITY.
* Ummmm. No. I have questions. I literally watched the poll closing with Olicity in the lead by a few % points, then in the matter of a millisecond it said “final results” with Jake and Amy ahead. Not possible.
* How are you gonna tell us they added 5k votes in literally less than a second?
* For that matter, it actually DID close with final results on Olicity and then suddenly the FINAL results changed to give the other ship 5k more??? Nah.
* You must have not refreshed your view because Jake and Amy were ahead for the last several minutes.
* Incorrect.
* Ok, so close to 5 thousand votes were added in the final count. That swung it the other way. It probably hadn't been tallied up at the time of the screenshot.
* And yet it already says final results. So, no. Final results are final results and it was for Olicity.
* Well whatever counter they had probably hadn't correctly added up the votes yet? Its not like all 5 thousand votes came in a minute after final results.
* Dude, if your votes aren’t in and tallied by the time it closes then they don’t count. That’s how polls work.
* I'm sure the votes were in, but they weren't tallied up by whatever system counts up the votes. The Jake and Amy result was there when I checked less than a minute after the poll expired. The votes didn't magically appear. They must have been entered, just not tallied up.
* “Less than a minute after the poll expired”
We are literally saying Olicity was in the lead & had the win of Final Results WHEN the poll expired, closed, FINAL. Can’t change final results after it closes. We weren’t ahead “less than a minute after” we were ahead WHEN it closed.
* Its pretty simple. 5 thousand votes don't magically appear in 30 seconds. They were already voted but hadn't been tallied up. Twitter poll counts aren't second to second accurate. The Final Results mark is just a timer ending so it has no connection to the vote count.
* Okay. I don’t know how to more clearly explain that once a poll closes and it says “final results,” votes cannot be added regardless of if they just weren’t tallied yet. What’s even the point of saying final results if it’s not true and votes can still be added?
* The "Final Results" is just a timer. Its basically more to show people that you can't cast any further votes. The votes that have already been cast get counted and since vote counting isn't second to second accurate, TV Guide announced the winner after all the votes were counted.
* Oh my god. This is not my first fandom poll rodeo. I do in fact know how they work, and this has never happened before. Because it’s not supposed to. I’m done. Enjoy your win.
WOOOOOOOOW
* How is it possible that the poll was closing and we were at 52% and then suddenly 49%????
* Rigged. Olicity was winning by several % points as the poll was literally closing.
* Wow another robbery on something they'll say we can't prove...a poll doesn't take that long to close or jump 3% in seconds
* olicity were winning by 4% when the poll was ending & the in by 3%?? How is that possible?? Not taking part in another poll again! So obvious it was fixed
* If you guys could hear me and Call screaming over this TVGuide poll. ISTG. This was a devastating loss.
* THERE ARE SCREENSHOTS WE HAD 52% WHEN IT ENDED. SOMETHING IS GOING ON I SWEAR
* STUPID FOX AND NBC VIEWERS COMING IN AT THE LAST SECOND AND STEALING WHAT RIGHTFULLY OURS.
* im still suspicious im sorry 52% literally when it ended wtf
* Olicity won that poll. We saw it. Rigged.
* Wtf?? I know I shouldn't be but I legit spent the last 10 minutes of that poll having a near fatal heart attack & then we get done like that when we WON.. It's rigged..ridiculous
IT'S GOOD TO SEE THEM TAKING IT SO WELL.
The first w̶a̶n̶k̶f̶e̶s̶t̶ poll of the season.
* TV Guide Valentines Day Ship Bracket.
Yeah, it's not one of the "big" polls, but we have to start somewhere. Westallen and Bellarke went out in the first round without a whimper (damn it !). Then Bughead in the second round.
And then Jamie/Claire and Malec went out in the SFs.. But The Runaways Nico/Karolina was the ship that brought the wank, when they lost. To Olicity.
* unfortunately you can't win when people buy votes, it literally jumped nearly a thousand votes and has over 500 more votes than the Malec poll now even though that poll has been retweeted 3 times more
* people who buy votes really need to realize that your ship winning a poll is awesome but..it’s not worth rigging
* Yeah. Hopefully the marvels runaways account will pull through, because nearly everyone who watches and follows ships Nico and Karolina
* Even if they do they'll just buy more votes, it's pointless unfortunately
* Reminds me of a certain other part of the riverdale fandom that involves the ship of b and a that used to robo task that pop sugar online poll last year
* it was obvious because nobody retweeted the poll in that time, it literally jumped hundreds of votes, deanoru was gaining and gaining then it just went from 57% to 69% - look at the number of retweets on the malec poll compared to this one yet this just jumped way ahead in votes
* THIS POLL IS GGETING HOMOPH9BIC HOW TF IS DEANORU LOSING NOW
* Because they keep buying hundreds of votes
* if deanoru lose that poll im literally killing myself we cannot lose to olicity. WE CANNOT I REFUSE
* Its so sad that DEANORU lose and olicity won that poll, you really dont like f/f couples
NOT THAT MALEC WERE WANK FREE.
* if malec loses in this poll i'll start screaming
* so umm hey fam, we like won people's choice awards that we got nominated for by _voting_ soooo HOW ARE WE LOSING THIS SIMPLE POLL???? IT MIGHT JUST BE THE LAST VALENTINE'S DAY WE GET TO DO THIS FOR MALEC SO C'MON VOTE FOR MALEC!!!!
* Uh this is the last poll malec are gonna be in So like.. we wanna win bruh
* so those poll results are very annoying anyway
* these polls do not matter in the greater context of the fandom zeitgeist, and anyway better to lose to this than olicity
* #wellactually if malec win this poll nbc will throw out b99 and replace it with sh
* this is why people cap the save sh tweets and call sh stans annoying
* Guys it was only a poll, you can't expect everyone to vote for Malec. Every fandom has their favorites and the actors have every right to be competitive and asking their fans to vote for them.
They were both joking, keep calm.
WOW
Anyway, Olicity looked like winning the final easily. Until they relaxed too soon, and were defeated by Peraltago (B9-9)!! And that's when the wank hit the fan.
* Seriously, I'm so fucking mad. @CW_Arrow has one job but they still fail us. How hard is to promote your couple and help them win a damn poll?!
* LOL it was 52-48 for Olicity while the "poll closing" was up there and now suddenly Olicity lost.
LOLLL such bullshit.
* The cheaters were in force tonight... !!! ...
* We were winning by 4% when poll was ending! It's f*ckin fixed!
* @TVGuide im sorry but there are ACTUAL SCREENSHOTS olicity had 52% when the poll ended???? why the dramatic change in results????
MMM . . . WANK.
We're back!!
Has it really been 6 months? Wow. I can't believe this comment section is still here. Wait. Has the site changed it's name from PollDaddy to CrowdSignal ?. . . aww. There go all our "daddy" jokes. Damn it.
Anyway, nothing much new in the Jen and Kate world. I still have a kitten blog. Kate got kicked off a few more sites, and had half her tumblr content banned (those darn "female presenting nipples". Oh well, there goes the porn blog.
It's the AO3 comment sections where you can find some of the best trolling these days. We've had a ball trolling anti-Karamel (Supergirl), anti-Snowbarry (The Flash), anti-Reylo (Star Wars) (* waves to treezie *), anti-Clalec (Shadow Hunters) fanfic. (* waves at ratshit insane hatefuldisco *)
But it's the Marvel fandom and the rabid ant Team Cap brigade that we've settled on. Apparently, CACW has made them all froth at the mouth over Steve, Wanda, Natasha and the rest. And that the MCU seems to be Team Cap really pisses them off.
So, of course we decided to piss them off a little more. Which has led to deleted comments, moderated sections, and ... yeah, that's pretty much all they can do. If you can write troll fics, then the ao3 really doesn't care about troll comments. That 's what anon, and VPNs are for anyway.
Kate and I have found a whole bunch of others, who fight valiantly against the anti-Team Cap pricks. So, take a bow . . . Albatross, AvadaKedavra, AFishCalledWanda, beebo (UR A FUCKING LEGEND!!), BuckThis, CherryPie, candyfloss, candyass, Cherry, Calm Your Tits, CapShield, Candy and Lollipops, cupcake, CaptainAndHero, chupachup, Dickishly Stubborn, Duck LÓrange, frickfrack, featherswift, gizmo, gdavis, ICanDoThisAllDay, kiss my star spangled ass, LightMyFire, mothtoflame, MY NAME IS BUCKY, Oh Captain My Captain, peggysue, redstaratnight, redstar, STAR SPANGLED MAN, ShieldMe, ShieldandStar, stars and stripes, scarlet is my color, scruffy nerfherder (UR ALSO A LEGEND!!), tegan, tallyho (WE'RE NOT WORTHY!! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!), The Great Red Dragon (we honestly want to have your troll babies!!), Trash Panda (OUR HERO!! TROLLS ANY TONY STAN THAT TRASHES WAKANDA, T'CHALLA, or SHURI), ThisIsADeadParrot (I LOVE HOW MANY M.PYTHON FANS THERE ARE HERE), WidowBites445 (EVER VIGILANT TO ANY TONY STANS CALLING NATASHA A HO), and WAKANDA FOREVER!!,
A special shout out to the "Team Cap"" troll, u brave little soldier. And the wonderful Otterly Ridiculous/Cheezus/Cry Fowl group. We bow to your dedication, perseverance, and completely random facts about otters/chickens/cheese (can't wait to see what you guys come up with next).
If you're looking for all the prime trolling, just check out comment sections of any fic that is tagged:
Not Steve Friendly, Not Steve Rogers Friendly, Anti-Team Cap, Not Ex-Avengers Friendly, Civil War Team Iron Man, Not Natasha Friendly, Not Peggy Carter Friendly, Not SHIELD Friendly, Not Pepper Friendly, Not T'Challa Friendly, not Team Cap Friendly, Not Team Captain America Friendly, Not Wanda Friendly, Not Wakanda Friendly, Steve Bashing, Team Cap Bashing, Team Cap Critical, Team Consequences, Wakanda Critical, and Team Cap Is Full Of Shit.
wow.
It's almost like the tony stark stans are trying to piss off the entire fandom. Hmm, someone should point out what a mistake that is.
Repeatedly. With text art included.
Which, as responsible fandom citizens, we've done.
We even put up a helpful "How To Write An Ant Team Cap Fic". But they seem to be following that already..
And Kate insisted on the Drinking Game. * hic ! *
And we're all taking part in tumblrs "101 Ways To Kill Tony-A-Thon". It's bloody good fun !! Maximum splatter and gore guaranteed !
Will be back soon, as it's poll season. And we know how plentiful the wank will be for them !
Eonline, Zimbio, and A Little Nerd Music Podcast (nomination open now) polls will all begin soon. So, rest your fingers and get ready for the fun !!
You didn't think we'd forget The Teen Choice Awards, did ya ? Hell no! Not with the wank that usually accompanies them. So gooood!
First, why didn't Cobra Kai win all the awards? It's amazing! Peasants!!
Marvel swept all before them, and so did Riverdale (9 awards!!). Which pissed off so many. Especially when Bughead won Choice Liplock. The Varchies, and Barchies hated that their ships are not as popular (aww diddums).
Bughead also won Choice Ship, beating Olicity, Westallen, Varchie, and Malec. As expected, the malec stans took it well . . . yeah, just kidding.
Supergirl, The Flash and Shadowhunters all won a few awards, but Riverdale swamped them all in popularity. sorry haters, Bughead isn't going anywhere.
Star Wars didn't do as well, with only the late Carrie Fisher winning. But Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Avengers Infinity War swept away the awards (Shuri, Thor, Black Widow, and Ironman, but not Captain America... awww)
Soooo . . what was the response to Bughead winning pretty much everything?
* But bughead as a pairing is: boring, underdeveloped, immature, white, straight, and takes up 85% of the screen time for this show with a large ensemble cast.
* I'm so happy about our awards but..BUT. BUGHEAD OVER MALEC? I'm not surprised. BUT ARE Y'ALL IDIOTS? Maybe you were afraid we would shut down the internet. BECAUSE BITCH WE WOULD. MALEC DESERVED IT AND Y'ALL AT @TeenChoiceFOX ARE SLEEPING
* Bughead have a TCA. Malec have a FUCKING GLAAD AWARD!!!! I think we all know who the superior ship actually is. #SaveShadowhunters
** If your ship is superior why’d your show get cancelled lol
* yeah.. because it depends on a ship why a show get cancelled..
** If your ship was that important your show would have done better and wouldn’t have gotten cancelled.
* and again.. it totally depends on one ship! that’s bs.
** Well if your ship did so well the show would get more views even on that, but it didn’t. Cancelled
* and again.. bs have a good night
** I’ll enjoy our ten awards. Have a good day
** you may have a glaad award but atleast we have a show
OH FUCK ! THE BURN !!
* Bughead is a poorly developed, toxic, unlikeable, and unnecessary ship, and y'all are giving it awards????? Yikes, riverdale fans are a whole new level of disappointing
* bughead will keep winning rigged awards for the next few years bc the cw thinks they'll boost ratings when in actuality rivedale is just fucking terrible
* okay now malec better win that award bc i swear if shumdario has to sit there and lose to bughead ohh sweeeetie
* bughead won.... tca’ AINT SHIT a white boring ass hetero couple won over an lgbtq+ couple that’s helped so many people with showing representation... fuck bughead and riverfail... what was i expecting tca’ is rigged.. they really have NO taste...
* how THE FUCK did bughead win against malec???? never watching the tca's again like the whole thing is rigged so malec won in my heart
* If we lose that TCA to Bughead I will scream forever. FOREVER. I'm screaming just thinking about it..
* tca’ is rigged so of course they pick the least helpful boring ugly ship... even the name is embarrassing. wtf is a bughead.. malec are and always will be superior...
* don't get me wrong but if bughead will win award on TCA i'm gonna kill myself and fuck of everything.
sorry but malec deserve it
* Cole and Lili won TCA, gosh that’s not even funny
* So bughead won against malec again?? Y’all really do love toxic relationships that are so fucking cliche?? They won over West Allen, another healthy relationship?? How??
Later, bitches!
Wow. Four months later and our little wank section is still here. Thanks Hollywood Life, for giving us a voice . . . so we can troll every fandom. It's kinda like our home away from home.
Teen Wolf might be dead but we're still here. Kate and I have moved on to troll other fandoms. But we'll always have a soft spot for TW , and the stydiots.
TVD, The Flash, Supergirl, ShadowHunters, Star Wars, and The Avengers have been some of the more recent fandoms we've trolled. You may have seen us haunting AO3 comment sections. Those are fun, as AO# doesn't come after you most of the time. FREEEEEEEDOM !!!!
* cough * Anyway, with the anti snowberry, anti caramel contingents out there, the trolling opportunities in the DC universe are plentiful. And the anti clalecs are just so darling (although our trolling there has been outstripped by hatefuldisco and her 100 blogs . . . YOWZA !!). And the Klarowhiners are still their very own special level of cray-cray in the TVD fandom. You guys do know the show was cancelled, right?
And trolling the anti reylos hasn't been the same since fanficlurker deleted her ao3 account and scalira and treezie finally moderated their comment sections. Oh well, we'll always have those 92 pages of trolling on A Reylo Fic (waves at @nicegal21 aka Treezie over on her twitter account).
But The Avengers behemoth is where it's at these days, if you want plentiful pastures to troll away in. So many choices. Do we troll those who are anti Bucky/Everett Ross, or do we troll those who are ant Shuri/Bucky?
And you can find so many opportunities on Tony/T'Challa fic. The underlying racism in some of those fic (Kate found one fic where T'Challa was Tony's slave!! And I found one where Tony inherited the Wakanda throne after T'Challa died!! OMFG!!)
And then there are the Tony Stark stans. They make klaowhiners and stydiots seem like reasonable folk by comparison. Their rabid hatred of Steve Rogers, and the rest of Team Cap (Wanda, Clint, Sam, Bucky, Natasha, T'Challa, Scott) is unending, especially since Civil War. They write a ton of Tony fic, where they spend most of the fic tearing Team Cap to pieces (usually by making Wand into some kind of demented Nazi, Steve into a vicious moron, Clint and Natasha into backstabbing traitors, and the rest into mindless followers).
Team Tony also seem eager to show that Bucky would rather be with kind and reasonable Tony, than his villainous friend !! LOL
SO, we've had fun in the AO3 comments. It's strange how so many of the Tony stans "suddenly" become Team Cap. A real mystery.
If you're looking for the worst Tony stans, well we have a short list of one we found so far (note that some of them moderate their fic for some strange reason * cough *).
AnonEhouse ,aliaoftwoworlds , Ana (Anafandom), boleyn13 , dls , ficlicious, hcb53139 (ravinghazelnut) , HiMyNameIsNotSlimShady ,Infie , izumi2 , KahunaBurger , katling ,kim40twtw , Kizmet , Magi_Silverwolf , Mimine101, Moonliel , Once_Upon_A_Ghost_Story , pawn_vs_player , petroltogo, Picasso25, SailorChibi , shadowlancer_95 , TheSovereigntyofReality , PineappleRightSideUp (THE RACISM IS STRONG IN THIS ONE)), Wix , Xythia .
ENJOY!!
(CONTINUED)
Back to the ALNMPodcast Poll Final Round . . where Newtmas won, and the wank was plentiful. These were the comments after the first poll was shut down.
* well congrats guys, your whine ***es made it. I was voting non stop for hours day and night losing my sleep for newtmas and now my efforst are gone because you can't handle losing. Yeah, great job.
* We didn't cheat. Believe it or not I don't care. Now all you did was tire the admin with your whines and waste our time for voting.
* The only thing I am mad about is the time I wasted voting on here just so you'll take this away from me because some couldn't handle losing.
* Guys it's a poll. There's always next year. Besides, the non-existent 'cheating' was on the last poll so just get over it
* hahahaha look at them being pressed
And the accusations went on, with VPNs, and shippers giving up, and accusations of cheating against every ship. Kristy, jak of all trades, lou, sugarfreezone, Jeka, candyheart kept up the stucky defence. The twitter hate continued.
* I hope the newts enjoy their win on this poll . . after all, it was the best money could buy. Right?
* I guess I can't blame the admins for giving your side some votes back at the end . . after all, you guys paid for them.
* Remember, newts to give thanks to the one who helped you the most in this win . . .
twitter.com/Buycontest.
* Congratulations to the 2018 d̶i̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶r̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶a̶t̶s̶ winners, Newtmas !!
Oh look, a rickroll. Just in time for 1 April. *lol *
* Drinking Game.
1-a drink every time Laura gets impersonated in this comment section. On that alone, you could end up plastered.
2- a drink every time the newts bring up "anti voting", as if that is the same as buying votes.
3- a drink every time a newt denies their side cheated, even after proof has been seen everywhere.
4 - a drink for every time a newt says stop the hate or go love your ship, because there's nothing like ignoring genuine grievances to make you feel the love.
LOL
So, what was the reaction on twitter ?
* marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks marrish sucks god y’all really dumb as shit
* it’s so obvious that they’re just bitter because they lost in the previous round it’s so dumb
* WE’VE GONE UP A WHOLE 5% IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES ALONE, YOURE ALL DOING GREAT SWEETIE WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS
(* because that's not suspicious or anything . . . *)
* In less than half hour we went up from 1300 to almost 2100!!! Guys our fandom is so freaking strong!!! We can do this!!!!
( * I'll take 1000 votes for $5 Alex *)
* Like, what the fuck??? That’s childish, really, stop spreading hate around fandom when yoi don’t know shit.
* ever since i found out marrish shipper exist i hated them
* it’s so annoying how ppl in the comments now think we’ve been cheating all along.
GEE, I WONDER WHY . .
* i never bought votes. none of us did.
SURE, JAN.
* please pray for marrish shipper kristy. not only because they ship marrish, but also because they lost their brain somewhere along the way.
* also comments were deactivated so kristy can never waste my time again because they don’t have the guts to interact with me when it’s not anonymous here on twitter dot com i never lose
AAH . . I LOVE THE SMELL OF WANK IN THE MORNING !!
So, which poll next ?
Aaaand A Little Nerd Music Podcast Ship Bracket 2018 is over !! Remember when we complained there was not enough trolling ? Well, the final certainly made up for the previous rounds.
* Newtmas vs Stucky 23852 - 19236 ?
NEWTMAS OBVIOUSLY WON. BUT THE FINAL VOTES HAVEN'T BEEN REVEALED YET (with votes hidden in last few hours).
So, what happened ? Weeeell . . .
* Admin Note: Be nice to each other please. We have not seen any evidence of bot activity in this poll. I have seen a vote buying website providing unsolicited advertisement, but I have yet to see anyone actively promoting it. Ships having alliances is also not cheating. So, instead of negativity, let’s all share WHY you love your ship. Good luck!
YEP, THE NEWTS GOT CAUGHT ADVERTISING "BUY VOTE" SITES ON TWITTER. IT WAS NOT EXACTLY RECEIVED WELL. THE COMMENT SECTION TURNED INTO A BITCHFEST. THE ADMINS TRIED TO HOSE IT DOWN, AND EVENTUALLY SHUT DOWN THE POLL AND OPEN A NEW ONE, WITH AN EXTENDED DEADLINE.
* Admin Note: This poll is being shut down due to wank and the lovely anonymous hate messages I've been receiving. Please find the new poll here with brand new rules to try to resolve many of the issues we have seen raised.
* Here's the new poll. The rules are as follows:
•Voting is limited by one vote per IP address every three hours.
•Due to their lead in the last poll, Newtmas has a 5% advantage that will be added at the conclusion of the poll.
•Voting ends 11:59PM PST on March 31st with results being blinded 24 hours prior.
•The winner will be announced on the episode of the podcast posted April 2nd.
Be nice. Please.
THE VOTES ADDED BACK TO NEWTMAS AT THE END, WENT DOWN LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT ON TOP OF . . ANOTHER BUCKET OF SHIT.
* Admin Update: Comments section on poll closed due to lack of civil discourse.
YEAH, THAT DIDN'T HELP. THE TROLLS (yeah, including us) JUST WENT BACK TO THE OTHER COMMENT SECTION. OOPS.
So, how did it start ? * cough *
There maaaay have been newtmas commenters strangely becoming stucky shippers in the comments. The multiple Jays turned up again. Laura was a fierce newt, until she "mysteriously" became a stucky shipper (complete with links to THAT Rick Astley song). The newts got butthurt that Marrish formed an alliance with Stucky.
There certainly was some fierce voting, with stucky repeatedly catching up to the newts every day, when newtmas got up to 3000 votes ahead. At one stage, stucky was less than 1400 votes behind, and catching up fast . . . then . . .
* Online Contest Vote @Buycontest
We are provide Lots of #VOTES For your #Onlineconetest
The newts had been pushing hard for people to vote on twitter . . then some of them put this in their posts. Oopsy.
The comment section descended into accusations of cheating, vote buying, and complete denial from the newts. Thanks to lou, sugarfreezone , Jeka and candyheart for not letting up, even when it was obvious who was going to win after that. Most stucky shippers left before the new poll was opened, so newtmas were never going to lose. They had over 1000 votes to 250 before votes were hidden.
It's not exactly a surprise that the newts kept saying "love not hate" and "respect the admins" after this. Deflection is a great tactic. Their "Denial is not a river in Egypt" led to some heated exchanges . . and text art. I missed that giant cock turning up in these comment sections . .
Then shippers from previous rounds (who were beaten by the newts) turned up . . and it descended to pure wank.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
The Final Four of ALNMPodcast poll has finished.
Stucky vs Clex 6812 - 1414
YES !!
Newtmas vs Marrish 14939 - 13400
GODDAMNIT !!
We actually led by over 3000 votes at one stage, only for them to over-run us in one day . WE all got frozen out at one stage, and they made a big gain during that time. We never gave up on the last day (with 4000 votes), but ran out of time. Shit.
But we made the Final Four twice in a row . . not bad for this small, hated ship. And we can add newtmas to the list of ships to eliminate early next year.
And the newts went after marrish on twitter.
* bitch why would you create a ship name for lydia and parrish that doesn’t start with their first name, y’all got me thinking it was mason or melissa
* what even is Marrish? Mason and Parrish? uH
* the comment section is really funny tho these marrish shippers are entertaining me a lot
* We’re combing for their asses
* Marrish, Newtmas being beat my Marrish.....
* they are loosing against marrish?
* how’s Newtmas loosing for Marrish????????
* I'm gonna hunt down anyone who doesn't vote
* hey newtmas are losing … i can’t believe they’re losing against marrish omg.
* HUM THEY ARE LOOSING AGAINST MARRISH GUYS WAKE UP
* marrish shipper exist?
* voting against sterek was exhausting and i felt like dying every day and now someone else took over the fight I love you so much whoever you are
* hey hey hey Newtmas is losing again!! — losing? we never lose
* i can’t believe newtmas are losing against marrish
* newtmas fam, we beat sterek. so we can beat marrish.
* newtmas is losing
* newtmas sweetie im so sorry that an ugly bitch like this would even compare you to marrish oH MY GOD
* stop i was voting for newtmas this morning and I‘m pretty sure this is the same person who voted sterek like crazy and now they’re bitter they lost hdjdjdk I invested far too much time in this poll to beat sterek now I‘m tired
* im feeling disgusted i cant believe my pure and iconic babies played by 2 amazing and unproblematic actors are being compared to that disgusting "couple" played by 2 r*ts im about to throw up .
* We wooooon and go to the finals against stucky! Please let us know when the next round starts because marrish said that they will vote against us and that makes me mad! We gotta win this
* marrish saying they’ll all vote for stucky in the next round when already no one likes your ship and now you have to make it worse by being sore losers
LOL
Anyway, we are throwing all our trolls into voting for Stucky in the final. You can vote 25 times in a row, every 2 minutes or so.
Let's get a big lead on the newts, and keep building on it this time.
Good luck, fellow trolls.
Zimbio 2018 TV Couples March Madness poll is over . . . and we are all very glad.
SwanQueen defeated SuperCorp in the Final 255 269 - 254 209.
WooHoo.
I'm sure that SQ shippers have accepted the win with good grace . . .
* WE WON THE ZIMBIO POLL!! WE DESERVE THAT SWANQUEEN BE CANON !!!
. . . * sigh *
Back to the ALNMPodcast poll . . and the Marrish V Newtmas battle
. . oh, and Stucky V Clex too.
KEEP VOTING MARRISH !!
Are we having fun with the Zimbio/ALNMPOdcast polls . . . No ?
Are we wanting to slit our wrists at the level of wank coming out from those two polls . . . Yes ?
Anyway, Zimbio had it's Elite Eight round . . with Sarava and Evak out, and Destiel as the only non F/F ship left . . cue wank !!
But then the SemiFinals happened . . and SwanQueen (defeating Karolina x Nico ) and SuperCorp (defeating Destiel) . . but that one swapped leads throughout a tight competition . . .
. . finally winning 167 765 to 167 042 . . cue accusations of bots being used by SuperCorp !!)
Needless to say, we don't give a fuck about the Final . . but hey ! Knock yourself out !
In the Elite Eight of ALNMPodcast, not enough time for trolling AND voting . . damn it !!
Newtmas vs Sterek 11 975 - 11 175
WE TRIED, OKAY ?! BUT ONCE THIS OTHER DYLAAN O'BRIEN SHIP GOT THE LEAD, THEY HELD IT. IT DIDN'T HELP WHEN WE GOT FROZEN OUT TWICE.
SO MUCH FOR THE ALL TW FINAL . . .
MARRISH vs BENSLIE 1 100 - 490
THIS WAS OVER PRETTY EARLY, AS WE PLANNED. GOOD WORK, KATE !!
Stucky vs Clintasha 6 075 - 4 069
TOUGH MATCH BETWEEN MARVEL SHIPS, BUT WE TOOK A BIG LEAD AND MADE SURE TO KEEP 2000 VOTES BETWEEN US. WE MAY BACK THIS ONE FOR FINAL, JUST IN TIME FOR INFINITY WAR.
Reaper 76 vs Clex 113 - 500
ANOTHER NON CONTEST, BUT WE ARE NOT BACKING IT IN SF, AS UP AGAINST STUCKY.
So, Kate and I are backing Marrish against Newtmas, and Stucky against Clex.
Maybe some time for trolling, if we're lucky.
Well, the Sweet Sixteen round of ALNM Podcast poll is over. And Kate and I may have worn our fingers to the bone on the last day, with some tactical voting (ie. voting against big ships we could face in next round).
Newtmas v Reylo 2234 - 1366
HAD TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE. SORRY, REYLO. BUT ALL SWEET 16 CONTENDERS AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY FOR NEXT YEAR.
Westallen v Stucky 7102 - 8736
THIS WAY WE GOT THE MIGHT WESTALLEN OUT, AS WELL AS GET THE AVENGERS FAVOURITE THROUGH.
E x R v Sterek 352 - 1350
WE POWER VOTED EARLY TO MAKE SURE STEREK GOT THROUGH.
Evak v Clintasha 4173 - 4950
ANOTHER MARVEL PAIR GOES THROUGH.
Marrish v LadyNoir 3002 - 175
SORRY, BUT WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE MARRISH PROGRESSED. SO, VOTED UNTIL GOT UNASSAILABLE LEAD.
Stormpilot v Reaper 76 827 - 1125
WE CAUGHT SP NAPPING, WHEN THEY HAD SMALL LEAD. SO, NO STAR WARS PAIRS IN NEXT ROUND.
AvaLance v Benslie 414 - 915
GOT POPULAR SHIP OUT.
Bughead v WonderTrev 727-331
ANOTHER POPULAR SHIP OUT, DESPITE WINNING. WE KEPT OFF THIS BRACKET, SO THEY DIDN'T CATCH ON UNTIL TOO LATE, THAT ALL THE OTHER BRACKETS SCORED HIGHER (WE MADE SURE OF THAT) . . MEANING THAT THE WILDCARD BRACKET TOOK BUGHEAD'S PLACE !!
Mulder x Krycek v Clex 53 - 1250
KATE AND I DECIDED TO GET BUGHEAD OUT, BY GETTING THIS "WILCARD" SHIP INTO NEXT ROUND (IF THIS BRACKET SCORED HIGHER THAN LOWEST OTHER BRACKET, THEY'D GO THROUGH.
BYE, BYE BUGHEAD.
BUT FRO HERE ON OUT, IT GETS TOUGH.
Marrish v Benslie
Clex v Reaper 76
Newtmas v Sterek
Stucky v Clintasha
BLOODY HELL, BOTH MARVEL PAIRS AGAINST EACH OTHER !!
WELL, AS LONG AS WE GET MARRISH AND STEREK THROUGH..
SEYA . . AND REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR DESTIEL IN ZIMBIO POLL !!
Hey ! Did you survive the simultaneous Sweet Sixteen round of the Zimbio and ALNMPodcast polls ?
Let's start with Zimbio. The bots may have gone, but Clexa was accused of ganging up on all the het ships (esp Bellarke). Needless to say, the Clexans took it well. So, still a lot of fun for us all.
* Finally, the devil was defeated.
* The cheaters are gone. Next time look at the proof and don't pretend you don't see it. You chose wrongly.
* No thx you let cheaters pass and kick two big canon lesbian ships out . No
* Thank you but no more zimbio for me with your new slogan #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters . Why do fandoms have to deal with cheaters themselves? How do you think this supposed to be FUN trying to beat machine with our human hands 24/7?
* Keep it, or better, just close the poll down already! Poll became a joke the moment you didn't kick out BC for cheating!
* clexas shippers are cheating the poll and helping wayhaught with the help of bots @zimbio review the votes
* #ZimbioMarchMadness is a joke #DisqualifyBellarke #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
* Just delete the poll. It’s caused enough trouble.
* So cool of you siding with cheaters. Congrats!
* The only way to fix this mess is to disqualify Bellarke.
By not doing so, you are publically supporting the cheating you claim to be against. We’ve given you the proof.
We won’t forget this. You’re site will fade away into obscurity for being a lying, homophobic, turncoat.
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost ???? Cl was cheating since they first apeared in @zimbio
& You act like children now, well better not cheat next time if you want to win.
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
OH, YOU WACKY CLEXANS. THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE YOU . . . WELL, MAYBE NOT THE BELLARKES.
Anyway, the Sweet 16 round on Zimbio kept up the surprises . . with the last het ships all knocked out (Jonerys, Westallen, Bellarke). Emison also bit the dust. Now, only F/F ships, except for Evak and Destiel . . who beat the powerhouse Wayhaught 39 654 - 39 645 !!
THEY WON IN THE LAST SECONDS BY 9 votes !! In fact , many thought Destiel had lost, but votes were delayed, as the poll closed . . and then the general butthurt began. I guess Clexa didn't vote enough for their fellow F/F ship . . .
* Y’all really let a Supernatural ship beat Wayhaught? The March madness poll is cancelled.
. . . AND THERE'S THE BUTTHURT.
Kate is voting Destiel, because "you shouldn't underestimate the little nerd angel" . . and Misha is all kinds of pretty . . yeah, ok, Kate. Good point.
BACK TO THE CLEXANS MAKING EXCUSES FOR DEATH THREATS . . err . . The Zimbio poll.
* And I spoke respectfully. Never have I ever done otherwise.And if I see some1 being disrespectful /sending death threats /crossing lines I'll call them out.
But this happened cuz they're doing us wrong. It doesnt take much to fix it. #DisqualifyBellarke & #ReinstateSanvers
* I'm deeply sorry that you guys are experiencing these things. Thank you for the poll. However fandoms feel as though they are being treated unfairly by you guys, so I suggest taking down the bracket. It's easy to see things will take a turn for the worse in the next few rounds.
* Hey @zimbio you saying you try to make the poll fair is a stinking pile of pigshit.
* So cool of you siding with cheaters. Congrats!
* We never cheated, no other fandom did but blarke lol
I ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE DELUSIONAL NOW.
SLEEP NOW.
OR MAYBE SOME HEAVY DRINKING.
Back to the Zimbio poll, and the sweet, sweet smell of complete and utter wank.
* You should take it down because you're clearly incapable of keeping things fair. This poll used to be fun but it's just bullshit now.
* zimbio: we’re getting death threats
some ppl: yea ok bUT YOU DIDNT TAKE DOWN UR OWN POLL SO LIKE U WERE KINDA ASKIN FOR IT THO
* Of course the problematic kids that wrote fake comments on an unknown website they all know and that lost the poll are now really concerned and «want the poll cancelled as a really good decision" LMAO..
* You know this poll is a mess this year. It’s actually embarrassing to you guys how blatantly Bellarkes are cheating without any actions taken by your team. Cancell it already.
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE CLEXANS PRIORITISE A POLL OVER DEATH THREATS SENT TO ZIMBIO STAFF.
GOOD CHOICE !
* Oh and all these responses who are like ‘sorry about the death threats but..’ just stop. Stop trying to defending or deflect from disgusting behaviour.
THANK YOU.
* Still doesn’t change the fact that you guys are incompetent for the past years and the measures you have chose to take even after seeing evidence with data on how a certain fandom is botting. You can expect less traffic for your poll after this year
. . DEATH THREATS ? STILL NOT RINGING A BELL ? . . OKAY . . .
* i dont agree with death threats or any of that at all. honestly all of this could've been avoided if zimbio just disqualified blxrke and let it actually be fair.
SOOO . . NEXT TIME THEY'D BETTER DQ BELLARKE FROM THE BEGINNING, OR YOU'LL SEND MORE DEATH THREATS ???
* Now they're out here literally mobbing the zimbio twitter with demands to take the poll down because they can't handle losing.
OH THOSE WACKY, WACKY CLEXANS.
* Sorry about the threats! They were sent to you because you let cheaters cheat! Poll was ruined in round 1 by BC with their bots, you didn't stop it when literally everyone sent you proof and you know it! Advice : take the poll down asap and end this agony!
SORRY BUT NOT SORRY, HUH ?
* You were accusing us with cheating and literally screaming everyone that bellarke fandom are the only cheaters but in fact it was you who stole 40k+ votes so if you really wanna lecture someone about not accusing people,lecture them
* And y'all lost 30k, you were cheating(and we had proof), my fandom barley lost any, but that's not the point. If you have no proof of the fandom your accusing sending death threats to zimbio then don't accuse them
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
* Since @zimbio did nothing against the bellarke cheat
ALL the fandons that stayed in the competition are following the bellarke poll closely
Many are monitoring &drawing screen capture every hour or less. The voting is being closely monitored by ALL the fandons & not only by Clexa
WOW
* Clexas? like we have to run a cheating script to win a poll? yall blorkes are pressed and this is why yall never win shit
* People in this thread justifying the death threats by talking about the cheating. Even if some are using bots to cheat, it's still 100% the fault of those who choose to send the death threats. And nothing will make it okay that some people choose to take a poll that serious.
* Dear @zimbio @thejillslattery the poll isn't valid anymore, not when a pairing that we all KNOW would be the final 4 is out and another is in its place thusly affecting DIFFERENTLY who pass to the next round. #Clexa You are willingly wronging a severely wronged fanbase there.
* And I spoke respectfully. Never have I ever done otherwise.And if I see some1 being disrespectful /sending death threats /crossing lines I'll call them out.
But this happened cuz they're doing us wrong. It doesnt take much to fix it. #DisqualifyBellarke & #Reinstat
Back to the wankstorm on the Zimbio poll.
* If the transparent cheaters that are the Blarke shippers don't get disqualified, then I propose we stop voting & abandon this yearly poll altogether, bc what's the point? Crown them "winners" from now to fill their empty lives.
* #DisqualifyBellarke stop cheating in your poll. If you cant stop it just stop ur poll, ppl really out here spending their personal time voting fair while some use bots and scripts. Next rount will be the same. With cheaters ur poll is a waist of time.
* Do you think you can fix everything with adding time for this tour? You've got screenshots proving unfair voting. Look at it! Punish thоse who destroyed your poll with their dirty play and exclude the possibility of using bots on yous site further!
#DisqualifyBellarke
* Im out guys #Clexa im really sad with @zimbio they know its hacked! they dont do nothing...This its not about lost its about play fair...
We are more than a poll. #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters #MarchMadness2018 its ruined!thks bellarkeshit for this
Stop fiddling with your poll while it's live @zimbio! Stop it, fix it, start fresh or wait until next year. Don't let fraudulent votes kick legit ships out because you're unwilling to simply disqualify the offenders! #DisqualifyBellarke
* SIGH *
* But that's the wrong approach. They need to fix their mess or stop the whole thing altogether, not punish us (or other ships) for something they haven't done and have no control over. Part of Bellarke's agenda is to get us out, so you're giving them half of what they want?
* @zimbio you really are something else! #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters #ZimbioMarchCheating sham of a poll! It's a shame you are clearly on team blorkbot, fixed from the start
* In all seriousness though, this poll is only contributing to shipwars, people accusing eachother of cheating and clearly there has been cheated. The only fair thing to do here is take this stupid poll down once and for all. Nobody wins, nobody loses.
SHH, DON'T HARSH OUR BUZZ !
* I hope everyone keeps the receipts for the proof and for what you did. We asked to review the votes and were punished because the settings of YOUR poll were wrong. We give you unrefutable evidence and what do you do? I hope those receipts will be all over the place, on the tag
* We all know Bellarke fans botted their way against Sanvers and have actually managed to anti vote Clexa out of the contest.
Ya'll seriously gonna do nothing about it?
* welp. they really let the cheaters beat sanvers and clexa, when both ships were clearly ahead. @zimbio is trash.
* @zimbio disqualify Bellarke or do some justice cmon it’s pathetic that they have to spend money on their ship bc they know they stand no chance. Cheating just ruined this whole poll for everyone
* Don't be salty because your ship got sunk by The Good Place
AHA HA
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost
* Best part is them getting voted off and Bellarke moving to round 3 ... I don’t even care if Bellarke even wins TBH, this is all that matters since they were whiny, sad babies about it
* CL were the ones cheating the most, thats why they had 40K+ votes removed, thats why they lost Cl was cheating since they first apeared in @zimbio
& You act like children now, well better not cheat next time if you want to win.
* You really think Clexa, winner of the last two years, lost to a ship with not even 1/4 of the fan base? Please @zimbio What a joke.
* And once again Bimbio shows how not to run a poll.
* Death threats are never ok.
But people are legitimately upset at your horrible handling of the poll cheating. By allowing bellamy/Clarke to go essentially unpunished with all the evidence given, you have emboldened an already toxic & cruel fandom to continue their bad behavior.
* "Death threat are not ok, but" ?
Are you really ?
Back to the Zimbio poll, where Clexa/Sanvers are still stuck in a river in Egypt.
* Enough evidence has now been provided that the #Bellarke bots are out in force....Again! DISQUALIFY them @zimbio why let a minor ship ruin your poll and reputation??? do right by genuine voters!!! #Clexakru #Sanvers
* If they wanted to disqualify the ship who was cheating the most within The 100 fandom, they'd eliminate C/exa, hun
LOL
* If @zimbio doesn’t take action, they can kiss their reputation and site hits goodbye. Cancel the poll or disqualify the cheating Bellarke fandom.
* @zimbio you going to fix the poll with the boting already? Or nah, just let cheaters win?
WELL, THEY DIDN'T LET THE WORST CHEATERS WIN (CLEXA, SANVERS, MALEC, KADENA) . . .
* we wouldnt stand injustice the facts are all out there
. . THAT UR ALL BUG-FUCK CRAY-CRAY ?
* shoutout to the bellarkes who ruined the poll for everyone
* cough * AND THE CLEXANS AND SANVERS. * cough*
* @zimbio everyone can see that bellarkes are cheating and you do nothing about it. You approve cheating and the lowlife bellarke fandom goes unpunished. There's no fair play in your poll and that's a disgrace.
* The most disgusting thing is that they drag another f/f fandom into this and make them look like they are cheating too. But like always, blorkes don’t care
UMM . . . YOU DID CHEAT . . LIKE . . A LOT.
* just cancel the poll entirely everyone would be a lot less stressed ;/
. . AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL FORGET THAT THE BIGGEST CHEATS ON THIS POLL WERE THE CLEXANS & SANVERS . .
* Cancel the whole poll and prepare better for next year.
* I think the graphs are enough evidence to #DisqualifyBellarke. But it's up to @zimbio to decide if #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters.
Given their refusal to stop the voting they're benefiting from, I have my suspicions on where they stand.
* I'm going to vote so much for Bellarke to be eliminated, they did unforgivable things to the fandoms who were playing fair and clean, now that they fuck with our fury and our rancor.
FAIR AND CLEAN ?!!!! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THOSE 40 000 BOT VOTES, RIGHT ?
* Clexa family I adore you & respect personal choice but enough. @zimbio has known for days about the bots/cheating ect and proceeded to penalize the fandoms who maintain their integrity.
OMFG
* @zimbio look at these fandoms that can not accept their loss and they write garbage about bots
* Yesterday it was proved our fandom is not the one is cheating the most, because let's be real everyone is cheating here, but we're still somehow getting accused of ruining things when other fandoms cheated the most. Wow
* If anything they should cancel the whole thing altogether, not make our fandom who, as you've said, has suffered enough, suffer even more. #DisqualifyBellarke #StopZimbio
AWWW, POOR LITTLE CLEXANS. SO BUTTHURT THAT THEIR BOTTING DIDN'T HELP THEM WIN . . LIKE IT USUALLY DOES.
* Oh my god, the @zimbio poll is an utter joke. Antivoting cheaters accusing other antivoting cheaters of antivoting and cheating. What a bunch of hypocrites. Disqualify BOTH Bellarke AND Clexa, because none of them is better than the other.
* Why? We didn't do anything wrong, and as others said, they can cap them. We shouldn't have to be suffering for this any more than any of the other ships. If they can't get their tech together they need to end this altogether #DisqualifyBellarke
* Restart the poll. What the heck. It isn’t fair
CRY HARDER.
* Anti-voting is fine. It happens. Anti-voting with bots is the problem. We'll always vote against each other because the fandoms can't stand each other, it happens for all rival ships.. but only one of us used bots in this poll and that's the issue.
ONLY "ONE" OF YOU USED BOTS . . . WTF ? YOU WERE CAUGHT, CLEXA.
* Bruh I'm dying that the Zimbio fandom poll has turned into a full blown ship war with fucking bots bahahaha
And the wank never stops on the Zimbio poll.
* Death threats ARE never ok! I propose the poll be cancelled & in its place #clexa fandom pledges to raise money to the charity of your chosing . Any other fandom is welcome to join. #DollarsForCharityInsteadOfBots
WAIT, WEREN'T YOU THE ONES . . .
* Or Clexas could stop complaining and sending death threats. That works too.
. . WHO SENT DEATH THREATS TO ZIMBIO STAFF . . .OH, I GUESS YOU WERE.
* The Lexa fandom isn’t the problem, cheaters and people who threaten others over a stupid poll ARE.
. . . YOU WERE THE ONES WHO SENT THOSE THREATS . . ? AND BOTTED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE . .
* I'm deeply sorry that you guys are experiencing these things. Thank you for the poll. However fandoms feel as though they are being treated unfairly by you guys, so I suggest taking down the bracket. It's easy to see things will take a turn for the worse in the next few rounds.
OH LOOK, ANOTHER CLEXAN WANTING THE POLL CANCELLED. WHAT A SHOCKING SURPRISE . .
* Its obvious @zimbio doesn't care if b*llarke cheats, i'm starting to think thelOO show itself paid them off just 4 the publicity of winning.
* The B*llarke fandom continues to sabotage your poll with bots cheating anti voting. Please check thoroughly delete bot voting before announcing who moves on to round 3.
* Botting is clearly happening for and against very specific fandoms. DQ the guilty ship and restart this round.
* Look, if you aren't able to solve this, just admit it and close that joke of a poll you have going on. At least you could save face.
* Pointless. Void the whole poll. It has no legitimacy. You made a half assed attempt to maintain the integrity of the poll & failed miserably.
Fans did all the leg work for you proving Bellarke cheated for themselves & others. You ignored it.
#DisqualifyBellarke
#BoycottZimbio
IF YOU COULD TURN BUTTHURT INTO ELECTRICITY, YOU COULD LIGHT A MAJOR CITY WITH THE AMOUNT OF BUTTHURT COMING FROM THE CLEXA STANS.
* Looks like bellarke’s cheating will get them into the next round of the @zimbio poll. That’s too bad. Guess I won’t be participating this year.
I'M SURE YOUR SET OF BOTS WILL BE MISSED.
* I don't fucking understand! You guys @zimbio do you see what happens because from what I've see now that`s bullshit! It's obvious that there's cheating AGAIN! This poll is turning into a cesspool! Stop this mayhem!!!
* @zimbio we won’t let this insanity quiet down. You need to disqualify or cancel this poll immediately. If you don’t, you are publically supporting a hateful, cheating, homophobic fandom and giving them a platform to continue spreading their hate and lies. We will expose you both.
WOW. THAT SOUNDS ALMOST LIKE A THREAT.
* Imagine being a bunch of pathetic losers like Blorkes, wasting hundreds if not thousands of dollars in a desperate move to win a free online poll, instead of putting all that money to better use like donate to charity.
Clexa’s can’t relate
Win or not, blorkes will always be shit.
IMAGINE BEING A GIGANTIC HYPOCRITE, WHO USES A WHOLE SERIES OF BOTS TO WIN, TO VOTE AGAINST BELLARKE . . AND THEN TURN AROUND AND CALL IT UNFAIR THAT BELLARKE ARE VOTING AGAINST CLEXA, AND USING BOTS . .
CAN'T RELATE . . BECAUSE I'M NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO.
* @zimbio y’all are so fuckin DUMB go FIX THIS CHEATERS LMAO your dumb poll won’t exist after this year because literally no one is gonna VOTE bc y’all are allowing this shit to happen it isn’t fair and it’s dumb as FUCK
. . AND SPEAKING OF DUMB AS FUCK . .
And the war on the Zimbio poll has now desended to Zimbio saying they may cancel poll, because of continuing abuse and even death threats ( really, Clexa ? I remember when you were cool . . terrifying but still chill).
And the Clexa, Sanvers and other sore losers saying the poll means nothing . . easy to say when you got your botting ass handed to you. And of course you agree with the poll being scrapped . . seriously guys, you lost.
And I love how the Clexa shippers kept providing "proof" of cheating . . involving a screenshot of a suspicious site (Blackhat World ? . . . seriously, why was a Clexan even on that site . . buying their own bots perhaps ?), and weird ass graphs that didn't really show much, except someone is really good at providing useless information.
Back to the wankfest . . .
* To prevent fraudulent votes from being cast in the Sweet 16 round, disqualify Bellarke, put Sanvers through and the poll will run fairly. The time limit was never the issue. Stop letting a cheating fandom get away. I'm sorely disappointed with you guys.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE . . YOU LOST !! EITHER BUY MORE BOTS NEXT TIME OR . . NOVEL CONCEPT, DON'T BOT AT ALL.
YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH TORPEDOED YOUR OWN REPUTATIONS THERE.
* Literally everyone was caught cheating but yall want bellarke disqualified. Bunch of bitter children.
* Care to back up your accusation with some evidence??? Ohhh that's right, there's none.
* The evidence is that they took votes away from everybody when they checked for fraudulent votes. Did you somehow miss that part ??
* You mean the glitch in their system which allowed for all fandoms to submit votes without the 5 mins limit? Yeah I don't see what that has to do with your fandom bot voting though...
* Everyone was using bots sis but keep denying it
THEY ARE IN DEEP DENIAL.
* Clexakru listen up!!!! Go under Zimbio's latest post on twitter & show them your evidence of bot cheating for our round. Ask for the round to be restarted when the issue is fixed or for fandoms to be disqualified. If we make a great case, they'll listen to us.
#DisqualifyBellarke
OMFG
* You let Bellarke go to the next round even when you had proof they cheated. Clexa and Sanvers were unfairly eliminated. There's nothing fair in this poll.
ESPECIALLY THE BOTS YOU ALL USED CLEXA LOST 40 000 + VOTES BECAUSE OF IT.
AGAIN, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
* You said you would do something about the rampant cheating in your March Madness polls. So why did you allow the cheating by the Bellamy/Clarke fans to eliminate Alex/Maggie (#Sanvers)?
WOH ! CALM DOWN.
* Not only that, but Eleanor/Tahani beat Clarke/Lexa (#Clexa)? No way. Not legitimately. If you look at the various graphs out there, TRACKING this stuff, you'd have eliminated Bellamy/Clarke entirely.
I SAID . . CALM DOWN !
* It's clear that the Bellamy/Clarke fans rigged the votes against #Sanvers and #Clexa, out of a desire to win and pure spite.
Further, it's clear that you don't actually care about an honest poll. It's pretty disappointing and I won't support your efforts going forward.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN !!
SHEESH.
* I hope everyone keeps the receipts for the proof and for what you did. We asked to review the votes and were punished because the settings of YOUR poll were wrong. We give you unrefutable evidence and what do you do? I hope those receipts will be all over the place, on the tag
SO MUCH BUTTHURT.
* I'm sorry you received threats but I think it's actually best to just take the poll down cuz the cheating won't stop and you'll have to accept that you'll receive critic for handling it so poorly
SOOOOOO MUCH BUTTHURT.
* You know this poll is a mess this year. It’s actually embarrassing to you guys how blatantly Bellarkes are cheating without any actions taken by your team. Cancell it already.
UR NO LONGER VALID.
Back to the "fun" of voting on two polls simultaneously . . ha . .ha. . ha .
Round 2 of Zimbio's 2018 TV Couples March Madness is over. Oh, what a wankfest that was !
The F/F ships dominated this poll, and there were tons of high-profile casualties.
Bughead Jamie x Claire, Kadena (one of the "suspect" ships involved in botting), Sanvers (another bot ship, that lost to Bellarke . . who didn't bot anywhere near as much, and therefore lost fewer votes when Zimbio deleted suspect votes from everyone), Delena, Haylijah, Malec (you shouldn't have botted, you might have won), CLEXA (winner of last 2 years . . now out of Zimbio AND ALNMPodcast !! Another botter), Olicity, Clace, Varchie, Coliver.
Bellarke, Destiel, Westallen, Jonerys, and Evak are the only non F/F ships left, in the Round of 16. This should be fun.
And WOW. Soooo . . there have been accusations/proof of botting on Eonline, Zimbio and even ALNMPodcast. Nothing like a fandom poll to bring out the best in all of us.
Don't worry, I'll bring you more of the lovely wank real soon. Bye.
Back to the cray-cray that is the Zimbio poll.
* Look at the patterns zimbio & stop the botting from Blarkes! Not only are you allowing them to cheat, but that is allowing them to bot against other fandoms too! You’ve taken all the fun out of this poll, if you don’t support fair play AND STOP THE BOTS then #ZimbioCancelled
* Are people still bitching about @zimbio poll? Omg Grow up. Who cares who wins? It's a stupid poll. What do you think will happen if you win? The whole internet is gonna bow down to your ship and ship it themselves? No nothing is going to happen. Everything is gonna be the same.
UR TOO SANE TO BE ON THIS POLL. GO AWAY.
* This Zimbio poll has been more entertaining and riveting than most of s3 of The 100.
YES IT HAS.
* Y'all still acting as if we're the enemy when they took more votes off of other ships then us. Lmao
* yet yall still gonna lose
* We'll see about that hun. Try your best cheaters.
DON'T YOU LOVE THE WARMTH BETWEEN SANVERS AND BELLARKE SHIPPERS ?
* hello wake up and extend the poll or remove all the fake votes at the end of the poll thanks
* I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the Zimbio poll thing. But all I know is that it happens every year and everyone accuses each other of cheating. And more than not literally everyone is cheating. I vote maybe a few times each round if I even remember.
* They wete bragging about cheat. They are so dumb cuz when they cheat they do it so blatantly. That is how they got exposed. 20,000 in an hour.
* 20,000 in an hr? Y'all on crack or something?
WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT . . .
* Crack? You on crack cuz you guys went crazy and blatantly cheated and got found out. Get back to voting. Your ship needs it.
* Y'all in so much denial when in reality it was you guys that were busted for cheating and us having to pay for your cry baby attitudes and harassment of the poll runners by them deleting our legit votes.
* @zimbio are you still monitoring the poll ???? maybe take out fake votes again?
* Stop. Enough is enough. Don’t go in and vote against Clexa, stop using bots to win, stop cheating! This is nonsense. If you can’t play fair in #ZimbioMarchMadness, then it’s time to #DisqualifyBellarke
* @zimbio If you dont stop With cheating, Will ruin this poll. Now that u did that, bellarke is antivoting Clexa, WITH CHEATING!
* zimbio is a fcuking coward. our fandom worked for that poll without bots and they took it from us
* Well I hope they disqualify Bellarke. Or take away 20,000 votes.
* Yeah I think they should disqualify and actually ban them from competing next year.
* clexa had over 100k votes and now they have 71k. so much for accusing everyone of cheating without looking at your own fandom lol
* thats before and after zimbio deleted the bot votes lmao. they only took 3k votes away at first from bellarke, then all of a sudden they take 20k votes away. it‘s probably because your people are harrassing them
* @zimbio You solved nothing with your poll it is obvious botting still going on the reputation of your poll is at stake
* @zimbio you need to immediately disqualify the Bellarke fandom. Now. They are abusing bots and spending a ton of money to have an unfair advantage over the entire poll. Have some dignity and self respect, and get rid of them plz.
* @zimbio either you disqualify them or end this poll. No fandom can compete with those bots. Its not fair.
* Fuck you @zimbio You are disgusting!
* No offense but you're clearly not capable to get the cheating under control. Just do us all a favor and end this madness for good.
* Zero credibility for u and ur poll this year @zimbio you are really a ducking joke.
OH MAN, I NEED A DRINK. KATE IS OVER VOTING FOR MARRISH/STEREK.
OH, AND BELLARKE DID GET THROUGH TO THE SWEET 16 ROUND . . BUT CLEXA AND SANVERS AND MALEC DIDN'T . . . The wank writes itself really.
SEYA !!
Back to what keeps us all drinking . . . the Zimbio poll !!
* There was evidence that a ship cheated on the zimbio poll but that ship that has proof of cheating doesn't seem to be losing their votes... I doubt all those votes are legit so I can't help but wonder if a shipper works there...
* and you continue to let bellarke use bots for votes. your poll is a joke.
* @zimbio you owe me the time I spent voting on your rigged poll.
* Dear @zimbio Bellamy and Clarke voters cheated. Sure everything looks evened out but you didn’t take away the 9000 bot votes. Your heteroselves are showing. Or did @TheCW pay you to have them finally win a poll?
* So should we just stop voting for @Zimbio now? What's the point, they wont take out all bots and we can't beat bots. It's useless.
* pretty sure it runs deeper than bots at this point. the poll was bought from the beginning, probably to avoid the bad press clexa winning would bring to the april premiere.
* did they just take 40k votes away from us? i'm-
. . BECAUSE YOU USED BOTS TOO, SANVERS.
* @zimbio you might wanna double check what you just did there because it's.... the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do
* Again still waiting for you to correct B*llarke vote totals! If you’re not capable of detecting their bots then hire someone that can! YOU HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS POLL FAIR! Blarkes are cheating & you’re still letting them! #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
I JUST THE LEVEL OF ENTITLEMENT HERE.
* What the hell @zimbio Are you guys getting hacked? Your poll numbers keep changing.
* nope they deleted votes from everyone but bellarke
* I understand that you do not want to disqualify fandoms for the action of a few, but I think it's necessary. It's only going to get worse if the cheating continues
WOW, GOING TO DISQUALIFY YOURSELF THEN ? THAT'S NOBLE.
* @zimbio You friggin took away the 40,000 plus votes from Maggie and Alex but not from Bellamy and Clarke. Fuck that! Stop this! Fix your damn poll.
* Screw you @zimbio for allowing the cheating to go on. We have been tweeting at you and still, you kept quiet.
* What we want is for you @zimbio to clean up this mess. Clean up all the bots votes. Make this a clean and fair game.
* me, trying not to get annoyed with the zimbio poll even though they took away a shit ton of votes for sanvers and like none for blorke
* They said they fixed the problem. They haven’t. They took away votes from other f/f ships but not Bellamy and Clarke This isn’t right. This must be fixed.
* There was never any proof that Bellarkes cheated but y'all kept commenting about how you'd vote for savers without even shipping it??
And that's been shown to be linked to an anti BC account. If there's more proof then show me. That's all I've seen and there's a big thing on Tumblr that shows it was faked to make BCers look bad.
* What i care about is that we were saying bellarke had bots, zimbio says "we'll fix it" and then sanvers looses 30k. It looks fichy.
As far as evidence says, bellarke didn't cheat.
More proof,new conclusions
I've been a fool once today.
* I'm shocked with the number on that poll. Over 140 thousand for Bellamy and Clarke, It is not real
* lmao cls were really complaining about bcs cheating in the march madness poll but when zimbio checked it out cl and sanvers were the ones to lose votes i’m screaming the irony
* We’re not the ones who lost 40000 votes are the investigation that you guys pushed. Also Sanvers are doing numbers similar to that now, are you going to complain about that too?
* @zimbio y’all are lesbophobic as fuck i can’t believe y’all are gonna let cheaters, the bellarke fandom, get away with it lmao. i hope y’all choke bc literally i didn’t even know who the fuck y’all were until this poll you’re irrelevant lmao
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD !!
Back to the delicious, delicious wank of the Zimbio poll.
* All the ships with huge numbers lost tens of thousands... except that one. Wow @zimbio. I really believe you were cracking down on cheaters...
* That's just hysterical considering it's not even a secret they were cheating. I'm sure all fandoms were but somehow the b@llarkes didn't lose a single vote?
* They lost like 3k based on the most recent screenshots of the vote totals prior to the adjustment. No way they only had 3k invalid votes. Not if all the other big ships had 10s of thousands.
* When it's that obvious and public a fandom was cheating (and even bragged about it) and yet they somehow are one of the only fandoms that get a clear pass (3k votes taken away is a joke) then yeah, wtf is the point. I always hated poll and this just makes it worse.
YOU ALL GOT CAUGHT BOTTING, YOU IDIOTS.
* What you did extended the lead of those BUYING VOTES! You deleted the votes of those couples who reported the cheating, this is unbelievable!! Seriously, what are they paying you?!? Your poll is half #LGBT, what does that tell you?!! #Sanvers #Clexa #SwanQueen #AvaLance
Zimbio + Bellarke = Cheating
* Maybe they found out that the people crowing the loudest about cheating, were actually the ones cheating.
YESSSSSSSS !!!
* WHAT IS THIS? You take votes away the fandom that isn’t cheating and don’t do anything to the fandom that is buying votes! We sent you proof and you CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING! Nobody will ever support this poll again if you don’t ACTUALLY STOP BELLARKE FROM CHEATING! #StopCheating
* I can't stop laughing about the zimbio poll. Sometimes karma is real.
I KNOW, RIGHT ?
* @zimbio what a FAIL. ???? You screwed the poll even more! Disqualify the little kids & moms that are buying bots. Don't "fix it", get rid of them. Simple.
* So you took votes away from every ship except from the one who admitted to buying votes... Well done, what a great job!!
Check it again, I think you took the votes from the wrong side!
* They took away 3k votes, i guess we bought 3k votes while you bought 40k :"D
* Oh please, you guys have been cheating from the start. We didnt cheat, bellrk doesnt have that many fans!
* It does, and you know...you can vote multiple times :"D It's not us who lost 40k votes...i'm sorry, but you cheated. Maybe it was not you personally, but some people in your fandom.
* Your fandom cheat constantly, the evidence is right there. People in your fandom admitted to cheating so get off your high horse and open your eyes. They should have taken the votes from bellrk instead
* they are the ones running the poll so they are able to check who is really cheating okay. they removed all cheat votes and it was predominantly from clexa and sanvers. so perhaps you should stop fighting for a battle youve lost and do what bellarkes are doing, which is vote hard
* Me trying to keep my cool when I saw everyone lost 1000s of votes in the zimbio poll except for the blorkes
* Yo @zimbio did you get the fandoms mixed up? If you keep standing with theses cheaters and only taking 3k votes acting like your actually doing something, then i doubt anyone is going to stay voting for you guys
* Girl, sanvers and cl lost like 37-40k votes, not bellarke. idk what you're trying to proof at this point....
* This @zimbio poll thing is such ducking bs. What a joke for a second I believed u people would actually do something about it.
* Hey, @zimbio you sold with giblets ... you were given undeniable evidence and what did you do? you pathetic...your poll is illegitimate
#FakePolls
* YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT ZIMBIO POLL??? KNOWING THAT
LITERALLY ALL THE FANDOMS CHEAT BUT THEY STILL ACCUSE EACH OTHER ANYWAY DKSLGKKEKFKS
* There was evidence that a ship cheated on the zimbio poll but that ship that has proof of cheating doesn't seem to be losing their votes... I doubt all those votes are legit so I can't help but w
Back to the Zimbio poll, where the butthurt over losing votes is at an all time high.
** ATTENTION: We have also fixed the problem that allowed extra votes to come in. (Zimbio management)
* Is @JRothenbergTV running the zimbio poll?
* Hi @zimbio can you confirm this? How much is he paying you?
* Um, you deducted 40k votes from Sanvers AKA the side that has been playing fairly the whole time. How aren't we supposed to believe this is rigged? I won't be voting in a your poll next year if favoritism like this happens. We have been voting like crazy for no reason apparently.
* Clexa fandom was voting for Sanvers and like you have seen Clexa was cheating. Im sorry for you
Karmas a bitch.
* Speak for yourselves. There are screenshots of Bellarkes admitting to cheating :) Clexa won this thing last year and even their votes weren't increasing as quickly as Bellarke's. It's very obvious those Bellarkes were cheating and we bore the brunt of it.
* The screenshots are worthless and Zimbio have done their works. Now we all know who are cheating.
* LOL nah, you just can't admit that your fandom was cheating even after there's proof but I get it! Sticking up for your fandom and all - sucks that you can't call a spade, a spade though. Unfortunate that @zimbio is partaking in your nonsense though :)
* Sweetie you havent seen that Bellarke still have almost all their votes and Sanvers and Clexa have lost 40k ?
YEAH, YOU ACCUSED THE BELLARKES OF BOTTING AND THEN COMPLAINED TO ZIMBIO . . . CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
* anyways, i’m pretty positive that the network has something to do with the zimbio poll. clexa probably would have won again, it would have shed negative light just in time for the april premiere and the 100 would’ve once again been on shit lists. zimbio got cut a cheque
DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT, HUH ?
* Where exactly did anyone admit to buying votes ?? Yall wanted them to fix the poll and they did
* Um, no you didn't fix it. Try again. This time try punishing the primary offenders - Bellarke. You didn't "hear us" bc all the complaints were about Bellarke - the only ones you DIDN'T remove votes from.
* You are the cheaters not us YOU. CLEXA HAVE VOTED FOR YOUR FANDOM AND CLEXA WAS CHEATING
* Riiiight. There is a mountain of evidence Bellarke cheated.
All fandoms were anti-voting you for it.
IF you win the only ppl that will consider you winners is other Bellarkes. So have fun among yourselves.
* You can keep saying you didn't cheat til you are blue in the face. Nobody believes it. There is actual proof & logic.
Go try to convince someone else.
* what about #Kadena? You took their votes and gave it to Avalance and you’re still acting like everything is OK!!!!????
where is justice for #kadena!!!!?????
* y’all took away half the kadena votes i see you @zimbio you ugly bitches
* @zimbio now how 'bout you punish the real cheaters in this poll?? just a suggestion....
UMM . . . THEY DID . . .
* you just took 40k votes from the sanvers fandom, the fandom who BROUGHT to your attention that the other side was cheating with bots and scripts...seems like you're just mad we exposed how you allow cheating rather than actually being concerned about being fair.
* There was no evidence bellarke was cheating. Yall got so worked up over fake bullshit that it backfired on you. Oh well, atleast they fixed the poll
* They really think a fandom with like 127 people can vote thousands of times in a few minutes lmao. They didn't just cheat, they did it in the most obvious way possible
* Lmao i think the problem is that yall are stuck in denial. Bellarke isn't a small fandom and now the reciepts prove it. Too bad those fake screenshots didn't help yall in the slightest
* lmao blarkes totally cheated which is why you were all so butthurt about them investigating, you see the problem is this thing's totally rigged
Back to the Zimbio poll, where the wank has now gone up to 11 !!
* You don't gain like..13k votes in a couple of hours even if you guys do vote all day and night
* Why not ?? The sanvers fandom did.
* No they didn't that's why their behind. Blarke isn't getting bigger but yet ur getting more votes then you have the past two years? Sure, Jan.
* Wow, it's almost as if more people join the fandom every year. Crazy huh. And wasn't alpha male madness around zimbo last year? None of us gave a shit about zimbo we were voting for that. Over a million votes btw. Also, sanvers were increasing yesterday 600 votes per refresh so . .
So basically yall ganged up on bellarke because we were winning aka "cheating" and it didnt work so now yall are bitter. Maybe focus on your own fandom instead of crying about ours. If Zimbo finds sm1 was cheating then i hope they do something but otherwise yall have no proof.
It's called voting sis. Maybe you should try it instead of wasting your time arguing with me.
OOH, FUCKING BURN !!
* All i'm saying is the bellarke fandom isn't the only fandom that has had a "suspicous" amount of increase in votes. I know plenty who have been voting their asses off and people act like we dont exist, its all bots.
* It may not be all bots, but you guys gained votes to fast for most of them not to be bots, either way you guys were cheating and choose to deny it instead of encouraging others to play fair. Even if you guys do win, it wouldn't count because everyone knows you were cheating
* Of course i'm denying it because i didnt cheat. If others cheated then zimbo will find out but they need to investigate ALL fandoms because i've seen evidence of yall admitting to cheating as well and suspicous increases in votes for sanvers.
* How is anti voting any different from cheating ? Nvm i guess it doesnt matter, fact remains that if they investigate all fandoms for bought votes then my guess is majority of fandoms, including yours, is going down. So i can see why yall only want bellarke investigated
* Literally all my original post said was to investigate all fandoms and yall got butthurt. If they find evidence of bellarke cheating then they should do something but theres no reason for yall to be upset about them investigating everyone if none of you are cheating like u said.
* I'm not worried about them cheacking out ours, only reason I commented was because you said you guys were voting all day and night like that's the reason you guys gained so many votes when it's not
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORRIED.
* Bellarkes stop cheating on the zimbio poll challenge already failed
AND SO DID YOURS.
* I know @zimbio can’t possibly be done with the cleanup on their poll. Ya missed the worst fandom, in history, that has literally been cheating since day 1 of this poll.
. . CLEXA ?
* you literally took votes away from the side that wasn’t cheating, n*ce. bellarkes literally admitted to buying votes on a forum. we knew this was rigged
* anyways that 1% of hope we had for this being fair is over. y’all are trash like we assumed. the poll is already bought and zimbio knows it, that’s why they haven’t taken votes away from the right parties
* 40k votes taken from the fandom NOT using bots and the fandom who paid for bots to vote remains untouched...... just wondering but are you kidding? @zimbio??? hello?
* @zimbio you might wanna double check what you just did there because it's.... the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do
. . . ONLY GO AFTER THE BELLARKE BOT AND NOT YOURS ?
* ...they... they took votes from us instead of bellrke, who were the ones using bots to vote...... yeah good save @zimbio wouldn’t want to ensure this is done fairly or anything
LOL
* why have sanvers just lost like 20k on that poll?? @zimbio explain
LOL
Back to the Zimbio poll, and the McCarthy Hearings . . err, the bot accusations.
* @zimbio you are allowing the Bellarke fandom to cheat their way through the poll to achieve a Clexa (the canon couple) final over the non existing pairing Bellarke. You are willing to compromise the integrity of the poll to achieve this .
* Where's your morals when your fandom is cheating?
* Disqualify Ball!rke for cheating there is prood everywhere! #Sanvers had 9k more votes less than 24h ago and now Bell!rke have 6,5k more votes than Sanvers. They're using bots and scripts. We'll boycott the poll if you don't do something !
* @zimbio Your poll might be rigged. Please check, and don't stand by this kind of cheating. Thank you.
* Ppl should just stop voting. The only ppl winning here are cheating blorkes, opportunistic zimbio and toxic heterosexuality.
* How much are they paying you, @zimbio? Anyone with a brain can see that those rabid BC stans have never been a contender in any poll, until they decided to spend their savings #BotsForGlory
Congrats, you're officially part of the problem
I GUESS YOU PAID THEM MORE THEN ?
* for god's sake do they have to this bot, cheating thing with every poll? Seriously? give a rest blorkes
* which is why i think zimbio probably knows or has a hand in the poll being bought already. otherwise they would address the claims
AND NOW IT'S A CONSPIRACY . . . ? ARE YOU HIGH ?
* Are you talking serious? You want me to tolerate you with your cheats? Do you really think it’s fair for people who worked very hard and deserves win! Lose against someone that cheated al the time? Nah...
* Really? Didn’t you read my tweet? It’s obviously bellarke cheated and if you investigate there’s more and more evidence. And nope I don’t think my fandom is better I just put in the place of the people who plays fair. And respect that’s the thing the fair players should have
* I love how they pretend they didnt cheat when it is right there. They have done this before and they eventually lost. Cheaters don’t win. Karma is a bitch. Bellarke is like Trump. They cheat to win.
AND KARMA CERTAINLY CAME FOR THE BITCHES, RIGHT ?
* @zimbio your poll is a disgrace. Bullies and homophobic cheaters are using bots to win. Sort it out.
THEY DID. THAT'S WHY THEY TOOK YOUR VOTES AWAY.
* @zimbio you are disgusting. You’re deliberately allowing cheating on your poll. Is anyone paying attention there? This is blatantly obvious.
* are bcs really cheating on the zimbio poll lmao imagine being that desperate
I KNOW, RIGHT ?!
* @zimbio will you please look into your March Madness poll. It's supposed to be fun but a certain fandom has taken to cheating to get ahead of the competition. Surely you don't want to be associated with that?
A "CERTAIN" FANDOM . . . CLEXA ? SANVERS ? MALEC ?
. . . AND THEN ZIMBIO BEGAN INVESTIGATING THE BOT CLAIMS . . .
* Thank you for replying. People paying for votes n bots is taking all the fun out this poll.
* Thanks but we need solutions. Spending time doing a poll is only fun when there's no cheating. Bellarke has been paying for "scripts" in a very explicit way. If they don't lose their invalid votes, what's the point? I won't participate anymore
* it's great that you took action, i just want to say that my fandom has won many polls ( we even had one with over 1 m votes ), and the fandom that is accusing us is, if you're familiar with it, the anti 100 fandom. they miiiight be biased
. . ACCURATE.
* it physically pains me now marcos and lorna got in the crossfire between bellarke and clexa on that zimbio poll
* I hope this means you're investigating ALL fandoms because i know for a fact bellarke shippers have been voting all day and night.
OH, THEY SURE DID :)
Back to the Carnivale that is the Zimbio poll, where you might want to be careful of accusing others of using bots . . if you happen to be using bots as well.
* @zimbio bellarke was behind Sanvers for 4 days and now in just hours they are in first place?? Their fandom is not as big as all the others ships in that poll. I want a FairPlay. #cheatersout #InvestigateBellarke
OH, YOU IDIOTS . . .
* And you guys aren't? Only difference between y'all and Bellarke is they have a better voting bot macro.
LOL
* Bellarke shippers what do you think you are going to win with this cheats? If you keep buying the poll congratulations you are going to win it but nothing is gonna happen expect that you are going to be remembered as the worst and cheater ship ever @zimbio #InvestigateBellarke
OH HONEY, IT'S NOT BELLARKE THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED AS CHEATING ON THIS POLL.
* There’s evidence everywhere y’all been exposed.
All fandoms know you’ve got some people from your fandom rigging the poll.
MY, WHAT A VIVID IMAGINATION YOU ALL HAVE . . .
* From where I see it it’s pointless to keep voting in the @zimbio poll.
* I'm not voting anymore. I won't vote until they fix it.
* Me neither! It’s pointless. It’s blatantly obvious that they are cheating.
* Why don't you be a little more obvious bell*rkes? You guys were down 10k and somehow magically gain it in a couple hours? Not logical no matter how big you think your fandom is.
* More importantly, everyone KNOWS bellarke is a tiny, minuscule fandom that can't even win a twitter poll unless they create fake twitter accounts to vote. it's like 3 bored housewives and 3 teenagers with fake accounts and bots. they're cheaters and everyone knows it.
* Bellarke can’t win a poll so they cheat!
LIKE CLEXA, SANVERS, MALEC & KADENA DID ?
* Blarke is apparently getting 1000s of votes per hour, every hour. Just like an unpopular ship to cheat.
* @zimbio is useless. Despite evidences that Bellamy and Clarke voters cheated. They don’t do shit about it. Screw this poll.
* So @zimbio got back to someone & they said there wasn’t enough evidence that Bc is cheating!
Like are you foreal?
Every fandom has been noticing and tweeting to you about it & showing proof Stop validating cheating & take action!
SO, ZIMBIO WENT BACK AND FOUND OUT IT WAS THE ACCUSERS WHO WERE CHEATING.
. . GREAT JOB, GUYS.
YOU SURE SHOWED THEM !
* hey @zimbio your poll isn't worth a damn as long as you're turning a blind eye to obvious cheating. The rapidity of the numbers change is telling enough on top of their online posts confirming this. Don't let cheating ruin your reputation.
* This can't be happening @zimbio for Christ's sake, pull yourself together and give us a fair poll, not this nonsense how can you let this happen? Fix this and kick out that fandom that loves to cheat. #Sanvers deserves better. We deserve better
I'M THINKING OF A WORD.
RHYMES WITH BUNT.
* So @zimbio this is still not cheating? 2 hours later BC fandom gained 4000 votes but no, its not cheating, right? #ZimbioStandsWithCheaters
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE . . .
* Totally agree. It’s a poll about ships and should be just fun but every year is the same.. cheating and shipwars @zimbio should really do something
AND THEY DID. THEY REMOVED VOTES FROM EVERY SUSPECT SHIP . . LIKE YOURS.
* Unfortunately this yr u chose to turn a blind eye to blatant boting and scripting. US’s std of legal proof requires only probable cause and despite calls from contesting fandoms citing irregularities in surges of votes and evidence of buying bot you turned a blind eye. Who bought your soul @zimbio ? And to those who cheat you not only let down your own fandom (those who didn’t cheat) but brought discredit to the entire poll.
DO YOU ACTUALLY HEAR THE WORD COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ?
DO YOU ?
Back to the Zimbio poll, where someone accused the Bellarkes of being witches. That someone, who wore a pointy black hat, and carried a broom, apparently.
Oh wait, I meant someone accused the Bellarkes of being cheaters . . yeah, that analogy works . . .
* Because I'm questioning what the person that made that Screenshot did on this website too.
FINALLY, SOMEONE POINTED THAT OUT !! WHY WOULD A CLEXAN BE ON A "BLACKHAT" HACKING SITE ??
* If this cheating continues, I suggest we boycott the poll altogether. The next cheating will be against #Kadena then #Swanqueen. What’s the point? They’ll cheat all the way through the last round.
* Yes eventually they will meet #Swanqueen ! Swanqueen fandom is large and formidable but pitted unfairly against a fandom that uses bots and scripts? The f/f fandoms have to unite and help #sanvers against the cheaters!
* @zimbio please monitor your polls! Integrity of your poll and system is at stake!
* Yea but know when to defend and accept your fandoms fault.
I can’t go out there defending my fandom seeing proof of different occasions they were accused of cheating you know. Would make things look worst for us.
. . . AND NOW THAT IT WAS Y-O-U-R SHIP THAT WAS CAUGHT CHEATING . . CLEXA ?? SANVERS ?? MALEC ?? KADENA ??
* This is not the idea of a fair poll for me. Fix it please
* #Sanvers #Clexa #SwanQueen #Malec #Supercorp #Kadena #ThunderGrace #Deanoru #Choni #Wayhaught #Emison
Call out the #ZimbioMarchMadness Poll for cheating. None of us can win if @zimbio @ScatterBrain21 allows Bellarke to blatantly cheat.
Don't give them the clicks!
IS THIS A LIST OF THE SHIPS THAT WERE CAUGHT BOTTING . . ??
* @zimbio @ScatterBrain21 @thejillslattery Disqualify Ball!rke for cheating there is prood everywhere! #Sanvers had 9k more votes less than 24h ago and now Bell!rke have 6,5k more votes than Sanvers. They're using bots and scripts. We'll boycott the poll if you don't do something !
OOH, ZIMBIO MUST BE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS.
* When I went to bed 7 hours ago Bellarke was down 8,000 votes and they’ve been down 8,000 votes for 2 days. So for them to gain 13,000 and Sanvers to only gain about 2,000 isn’t likely. We all know they cheat, and we all know @zimbio doesn’t care as long as they get site clicks
* Exactly! We have to report them!
* Of course they are 1) it gets them site clicks and 2) people will continue cheating bc even with proof they don't disqualify and 3) even if they keep changing their site interface people will continue to find ways to cheat so they decided to site back and do nothing
* CHECK YOUR POLL
* We all know that Bellarkes cant win without cheating. They hate that they have never won any couple polls. If they pull this off then the poll means nothing. If you have to cheat to win, then you arent winners.
OH, IRONY.
* How in the hell did Bellarke make up over 8000 votes overnight?
* with bots and buying votes
. . LIKE SANVERS, CLEXA, MALEC, KADENA & OTHERS DID ??
* By turning a blind eye to the cheating that is clearly happening on your March madness poll you have become part of the problem. #StopTheCheats
* Your zimbio march madness poll seem to be allowing cheating. Script working around the 5min vote.
* They are cheating using bots and voting sites....Its exhausting and frustrating because we’ve been busting our asses voting and there is literally evidence of their cheating and @zimbio is not doing anything about it. What is the point of the poll?
* bellarke is cheating on this poll, no other explanation. they've been losing by large numbers since the start of this round. not a fan of who they're facing, but i'm a fan of fair competition. you're disallowing that by letting them get away with this. shame on you, @zimbio
SO, HOW'S IT FEEL NOW ? AFTER ZIMBIO CAUGHT THE REAL CHEATERS ?
Oh God ! The wank on the Zimbio poll is soooo good !!
Bughead & Varchie vs Barchie . . . OMG.
* there’s so much drama going on with the zimbio poll now......accusations of cheating being thrown left and right
* Clexughs so convinced that bellarkes are cheating as if we have a significant lead over everyone else. Lmao. How about y'all stop being pathetic and just vote for your ship and let us vote for ours?
* Except that's exactly what's happening. Getting more votes than SwanQueen? Sanvers? Clexa? Supercorp? WestAllen? Sure Jan.
Cheating means everyone loses.
* If you're not cheating in sure you wouldn't mind being investigated.
* Exactly! They have more votes than SQ who are basically the biggest fandom here. This whole poll is a joke and @zimbio is doing NOTHING!
* How about you investigate your poll? We gave you prof and you do nothing? This is the example you want to set? Award the cheaters for a win they did nothing for?
* Y'all got caught, no one's going to make a you guys take a huge ass lead after that
* The bottom line is that Bellarke went from 15th to 1st in a very short period of time, with a vote count outpacing ships it's never, ever overtaken before that I can recall.
* I believe they are cheating actually, it's not possible to gain all those votes. I was just asking and telling what I heard as I am in many groups where ppl are saying different things, it wasn't meant as an attack against those who are reporting. I am reporting this too.
* INVESTIGATE YOUR POLL! People are cheating goddamn it!
* But that's what always happens with these polls, lots of antivoting and cheating :/
* Bellarke shippers have been exposed for cheating, but I don't know if @zimbio will do anything about it.
* They're obviously cheating, lame ass people spending money on a zimbio poll.
* I will no longer be voting in, or promoting the @zimbio poll. This has just gotten insane with the Bellarke fandom.
* Round 2 on @zimbio has started and like Round 1 you can see the fandom that its dominating the poll fairly. Keep eyes open for the moment certain fandom starts botting. Again.
* #Sanvers Fandom,vote for @Zimbio,Bellarke use bots against you,unite your forces,do not let the scammers win again,do something,#LGBT ships,help #Svanvers! @Zimbio check your poll‼️ How long we will endure cheaters
* Will you investigate your poll? Or you suddenly can't read?
* When some are using bots, scripts and other unfair methods, we have to compete by sheer numbers, effort and passion! #Sanvers gravely need help now! Supporters of f/f ships pls help! #Clexa #WayHaught #Supercorp #SwanQueen
* The bots are crazy as hell. Like where do their votes come from? Like hundreds every minute???
* Looks like the bots vote every 5 mins. If we want to keep up or win, we will need to do the same. SMH. This zimbio poll suddenly turned to a bot battle.
UMM, SWEETIE . . THE POLL ALLOWS YOU TO VOTE EVERY 5 MINUTES.
* It’s unfortunate but there are evidence that they are buying scripts and using bots... but @zimbio chose to turn a blind eye
* Boo cheaters!
* #Sanvers fandom don’t stop voting! Bellarke are buying scripts to catch up!
Just a heads up!
* If @zimbio allows this blatant cheating, we might as well just boycott the hole poll entirely.
* Was very tempted to. Many of my mutuals tried to call them out to Zimbio during round 1 but were met with silence. Another way is we can support each other to try to stamp out these cheaters by sheer numbers and dedication in voting.
* Lol other fandoms yes but defenitley not bigger than sanvers.
The number reasonable?
5-6 hours ago the gap was 10k!
Now it’s just 4K lmao sure jan.
Also Malec saw bellarke cheated on this poll too. In 30 min bc gained almost 1,200 votes.
30k votes with 492 rt? Lol
HMM, THEN WHY DID ZIMIO REMOVE "SUSPECT" VOTES FROM SANVERS AND MALEC, AMONGST OTHERS ? AND NOT BELLARKE ? HMMM ?
Back to the wankfest that is the Zimbio poll.
Between the SwanQueen vs OutlawQueen vs CaptainSwan shipper war, and Clexa (and every other F/F ship, apparently) vs Bellarke . . we have enough wank to last for the rest of the month. And that's before Kate and I (and whoever else we can round up) start trolling ALNMPodcast poll.
LOL.
* @zimbio some fandome makes a joke out of ur poll, show us you care about fair play and you respect other fans who vote fair or clicks is the only one thing is important for you?
* I knew that something was not clean here, they could not so quickly dial voices and get ahead of all #fondoms. and why everyone is silent
* They don't care!!! So why we? Just another nothing worth poll...
* People are cheating on your poll! Go investigate!
* It’s not possible! B*llarke is way too small. It is disappointing that a reputable #Zimbio is doing nothing. All of the fandoms deserve the chance to win by putting their hearts into this poll, not their money!
* @zimbio prevent cheating, check and fix ur poll and votes! #fairplay
* @zimbio Don’t let cheating ruin a popular poll. Please do something now!
* Certain fandom are cheating with scripts and bots and buying votes, check it and fix your poll, make it fair poll of course if you care about something more than just amount of clicks to ur site.
* Stop voting on the @zimbio poll. They know this is happening and won't do anything about it. Stop giving them clicks.
* Your zimbio march madness poll seem to be allowing cheating. Script working around the 5min vote. No reply from @zimbio if it's allowed to script the poll, maybe it is?
* #InvestigateBellarke How long will you tolerate cheaters?Check your poll!We want #FairPlay!This is not a single case, Bellarke cheats everywhere with bots and scripts, buying votes!Stop their scams, save your reputation!
* Clexa I suggest you stop voting in the @zimbio poll bots/buying votes ect is going on. Zimbio knows what’s going on & is doing nothing.
* That’s it I’m calling out specifics fandoms for their cheating in @ zimbio poll in exactly 2 hrs, done playing games with phobic pieces of garbage!
* Thanks @zimbio for keeping the poll non toxic & honest , so glad your site can be counted on for integrity. this is what’s called sarcasm!
* lol you guys got busted for cheating on zimbio poll. Paying money to a hacker forum for scripts so pathetic lmao — lol we're not clexas
* … how about you start investigating your own poll?
* They're too small of a fandom to have almost the same amount of votes as SQ does. Them cheating is the only explanation
* does #swanqueen #supergirl & #bellakre know that clexa fans are accusing them of cheating in the @zimbio poll?
its appears anyone who is a threat to them are cheating in their opinion
* Hi Can you show that you care about honest play and fans respect? Certain fandom is cheating, buying votes, IP, bots! Investigate!
* Check. Your. Poll. For. Cheaters.
* That’s Zimbio poll has taught me that 26,000 people are okay with incest. (and I don’t wanna hear about how “it’s supposed to be that way cuz that’s the Targaryen way”)
I TAKE IT UR NOT IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM . . ? ; )
* CHECK YOUR POLL FOR CHEATERS!!! #InvestigateBellarke
* The lack of response from @zimbio regarding some obvious cheating by blorks (they're even bragging about it) is disappointing. Takes the fun out of polls and until this is resolved I will no longer be advertising your poll. At this rate I don't even feel like participating in it.
* They clexas just admitted to cheating in the zimbio poll !!
* lmao y'all blarkes are stupid af, it literally doesn't say what fandom this is from. it doesn't even say what website it is, for all we know it could totally be fake lmao try again we all know you are the ones cheating
POPCORN ANYONE ?
So, do we believe that the Bellarkes are dirty, rotten, botting cheats OR the Clexans are dirty, rotten, butthurt liars ?
Do we care ?
No.
Back to the wank . . .
* I'm not into this whole poll stuff but this it is definitely the work of bots , there is know chance that alll of the other are way behind
* Unless you investigate belarke for their huge cheating using bots or whatever AGAIN, we should all boycott this poll. They never make it past 1st round in any poll as they are a tiny fandom, now they're climbing by hundreds per minute in very 'automated' way #ZimbioMarchMadness
* Just an hour ago bellarke had less votes than #Clexa now they even have more than swanqueen lol
Check your polls please.
The day Bellarkes stop cheating is the day the world ends lol
Andhkeoejdkjejw . . the auditcity. To call #bellarke cheaters when cls have been disqualified HOW MANY times for HOW MANY polls and are proven to cheat again and again and again. Ohhhhhh hunny!!!!
* You talking about the irrelevant POLL
Just one that happened to be biased and eliminated clexa even after they admitted Bellarkes bought votes to rig our poll.
* Now this is what CHEATING on POLL AFTER POLL looks like. lol smh.
Everyone knows bellarke ain’t that big even you guys have to make accounts to make it relevant.
* Basically Only ppl that say cls are known for cheating is you Bcs. I wonder why.
Other fandoms have caught y’all cheating and know the Bc fandom are cheaters and are full of fake accounts and bots.
* Please monitor your poll. Suspicious activity for the B/C votes and it only seems to be getting worse. Always thought of your polls as one of the fairer ones, hope you won't let this change.
* Just because we're a big and powerful fandom, Clexa want to cancel @zimbio 's poll because they are being threatened. Lmao... #bellarke
* Idk if anyone cheated or not but you have to admit that the clexa fandom does this just as much...
* Lmao clexa is a big fandom no need to cheat.
Funny swan queen and clexa were top and rose at a decent pace yet took the bellarke fandom hours to notice the polls and once y’all did y’all rose 2k votes in 2 hours.
Your not even being descrete.
* Please take a look to the poll something is very suspicious in one ship
* @zimbio we kindly ask you to look into this matter. If there's a bot, u have to stop it. This is not fair. They are gaining a lot and just in a few hours. Last year it happened with Bamon. Please look into the matter and save the poll. At least, check it
* I’m going to vote for my favourite ships but you should check your poll. There are couples who were losing and now suddenly they gained lots of votes. Have a look because we are here to play but to play fairly
* Hey @zimbio you've got people cheating on your poll!
* Nothing will be done. Even with evidence @zimbio won't do anything.
* kate_b23 ???? Retweeted
@zimbio there are some evidance about certain fandom using scripts and bots for voting on ur poll. may be its time to check votes on your poll and fix this. What the meaning of the competition if someone are cheating. Make it fair for everyone. #annoyingblorks
* That’s not funny anymore. Maybe everyone should boycott this poll till @zimbio do something about it.
* It’s a shame @zimbio doesn’t seem to care. I’m busting my ass voting manually every 5 minutes for all my f/f couples & it’s unfair this people advance because they are cheating.
* We cannot be silent about that! We must speak up about it to let everyone see the lies of bellarke.
* @zimbio someone literally admitting to cheating and voting for bellamy / clarke. what are you going to do about it? i wanted you guys before today too. they’ve never advanced past the first round in 2 years.
WOOOOOOOOW
Well, since Sterek and Marrish have pretty good leads in ALNMPodcast poll, let's turn our attention to the wankfest that is the Zimbio poll.
You can find the best wank on the zimbio poll hashtag on twitter.
During nominations -
* last year was such a MESS lmfao
* I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT, there's gonna be blood all over twitter, people becoming savages
* I’m half dreading and half ready to be entertaining by the inevitable brawling.
* Ah yes, it's that time of year again when Zimbio's March Madness TV Couples Poll turns reasonably sane and peace-loving mutuals from various fandoms into this.... TEAR THE BITCH APART !!
* Wait is it that time of the year for the zimbio poll already??? I‘m gonna kms I‘m still haunted by last year
* tbh the zimbio poll is just fun to antivote so they don’t make it past the first round
* If Swan Queen wins Zimbio 2018 after Root won 2015 and Clexa won 2016 plus 2017 then Zimbio will officially be THE wlw shipping poll
And then the poll began -
* STYDIA IS STILL IN FHE ZIMBIO POLL? Friends, we have ourselves an opportunity, and I will do the sin art rewards again for every round we make it through
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
* @zimbio it’s 2018 and y’all still haven’t found a way to keep pressed m/f crack ships from cheating hard core so they feel validated by winning a poll. There is some major cheating going on in a certain t100 fandom. Crazy numbers.
* No, they aren’t a big enough fandom to justify the vote rates they’ve held for almost 18+ hours. And now, crazy crazy, the competition for their most hated rival is suddenly seeing a major increase in votes too. Shocking! Whatever could it be
* @zimbio Please support #FairPlay Don’t let cheating ruin a popular poll. With a small fandom like Bellarke, it’s is not possible to out vote all power couples in this bracket by such a large margin. Please do something now!
* I have plenty of other evidence if you care to be proven wrong even further and look delusional #bellarke is a strong ass fandom. We may not be the very largest, but we certainly are strong and not to be under estimated.
* @zimbio one fandom is cheating on their poll and antivoting other. Make them vote Fair.
* There is no way B*llarke can gain that many votes so quickly. They are too small of a fandom. Please stop the cheating before the poll is ruined for everyone. @zimbio
* The clexas are actually threatening people over that @zimbio poll.
* How come you are not doing anything to support fair play in your poll? The insane amount of rapid voting by the small b*llarke fandom is not possible. Let fandoms vote out of pride, not cheating! Do something before all cheating & anti voting ruins it for everyone!
* You need to take a look into the voting method of Bellamy and Clarke. Many people have noticed & pointed out that their vote rate is suspicious, since last night they have managed to solidly out vote every single couple without slowing down. This poll is supposed to be fun.
* Check your poll,@zimbio ,Bellarke voted in a scam, it is not possible for such a small fandom like him to bounce by 1000 votes for a short time and to lead such strong fandom as Swan Queen!Do not let the scammers ruin your reputation!
* Obviously Lorna and Marcos wouldn't have 11k votes on Zimbio's poll if cls weren't anti-voting us...omg, how classy
* Check ur poll and votes pls. Obviously certain fandom gained a lot in short period of time. I hope clicks is not only one thing is important for you. #fairplay
* Please check your poll. There are some suspicious activity from Bellarke fandom that is small for real. We stand for fair polls and hope for your support.
elyzalexx ???? Retweeted
last tweet calling fans to vote for bellarke was 8 hours ago and from 7k votes they rose to 13k if thats not weird...
* just saying. check your polls - tell us theyre okay and we'll keep voting.
WOW
WOW
WOW
(PART 2)
Victuuri v Stormpilot 345-448
SORRY, REYLO SHIPPERS. NO TIME TO GET RID OF OPPONENT THIS ROUND.
Clintasha v Merthur 309-165
WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE. THEN AGAIN, THIS IS A BIG MARVEL YEAR.
Bughead v Nomanita 579-300
ANOTHER SHIP TO WATCH. RIVERDALE HAS QUIETE A FOLLOWING.
Reaper 76 v Jonerys 105-78
WonderTrev v Culmets 163-62
Mulder x Krycek v Marrish 2549 - 3762
YEP, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. OVER 6300 VOTES IN THIS BRACKET. AND THE BRACKET GOT FROZEN DUE TO M/K BOTTING ON THE LAST DAY, WHEN MARRISH WAS LEADING BY OVER 700. A NEW BRACKET WAS THEN OPENED, AND KATE NEVER FUCKING STOPPED VOTING FOR HOURS. THE M/K SHIPPERS GOT IN LESS THAN 200 VOTES TO KATE'S 1000 VOTES !!
I'M NOW CALLING HER KATETERMINATOR.
DAMN.
So, we're getting a big vote early for Marrish/Sterek in the Sweet Sixteen round. Then we can relax and vote out big ships that could oppose us next round . . . sorry, Reylo.
Meanwhile, on Zimbio . . . Bellarke is being accused of botting by other ships . . . because someone said so on some "BlackHat" site . . . what WERE the clexans doing on that site, hmmm?
Seya guys (I mean you, marrishitty, antimarrish), Vote Marrish/Sterek. Now that Teen Wolf is over, polls like this are the only ones we'll get on.
Oh God! How did we survive that ? I don't mean ALNMP poll, I mean Kate completely sober !! That was a truly terrifying experience. Let's not do that again.
Round of 32 is over, and wow! That was tiring. I'm pretty sure that Kate almost singlehandedly got Marrish into the next round, and Sterek was never really under threat, and got through too.
Zimbio was obviously distracting some, with some fancied ships out this round too. Olicity, Malec, Johnlock, Merthur, Mulder x Krycek, and Jonerys were all knocked out !!
Clex v Newtmas 647-778
VOTING HAPPENED UP TIL POLL CLOSED, CAUSING A TIE !! POLL REMAINED OPEN ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS. BUT CLEX GET 2ND CHANCE IN SWEET 16 ROUND !!
Drarry v Reylo 110-296
YES, REYLO !!
E x R v Elio x Oliver 56-50
Sterek v Olicity 661-615
GAVE STEREK BATCH OF VOTES HOUR BEFORE POLL CLOSED, STEALING WIN OFF OLICITY.
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
Johnlock v AvaLance 262-318
Rickyl v LadyNoir 39-67
Malec v Westallen 645- 1865
HMM, THESE GUYS COULD BE A PROBLEM.
Benslie v Fyodor x Anatole 90-67
Jack x Davey v Evak 52-83
Stucky v Charle x Matteusz 290-11
GO, WINTER SOLDIER/CAP !!
Victuuri v Stormpilot 345-448
SORRY
Holy shit ! Why would you have TWO polls going at the same time ? I know Zimbio is the big one, but some of us want to be able to feel our fingers next week. Ouch.
Zimbio is still mid-level wank, and that won't change by the next round . . . when most of the pairs left are F/F ships. That's right, the women are ruling . . with only a few M/M, and het pairs that have a chance to make it through (Malec, Coliver or Evak, Jonerys or Varchie, Westallen, Bellarke).
Haylijah, Clace, Destiel, Delena, Cisco x Gypsy, Olicity, Jamie x Claire, and Bughead are all struggling against the powerhouse all-female ships.
And all that attention on Zimbio has certainly opened up the ALNM Podcast poll.
Kate (who is sober at the moment, but the night is young . .) and I have had a blast, getting our ships through the Round of 64 , and getting rid of the "enemies", and any big ship who may be a later threat.
We also may have gotten bored, and started voting for small ships, to get them through as well . . hey, why not ?
Clex v Klance 204-55
Hollstein v Newtmas 75-145 (LAST YEAR'S FINALIST OUT!!)
Drarry v Jamie/Claire 202-70
Reylo v Cophine 241-83
Destiel v E x R 81-120 (UR WELCOME, SAM/DEAN SHIPPERS)
Doctor/Rose v Elio/Oliver 128-130 (VOTING WAS HAPPENING HERE UP TO THE CLOSE OF THE POLL)
Sterek v Spideypool 301-64 (YAY !!!)
Wayhaught v Olicity 167-200 (ANOTHER TOUGH OPPONENT WE GOT RID OF EARLY)
Supercorp v Mulder/Krycek 215-500 (WE VOTED OUR BUTTS OFF FOR OUR OLD FAVS, AND GOT RID OF ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP AT THE SAME TIME)
Marrish v Karamel 600-342 (THIS WAS TOUGH, BUT WE BOTH WANT EITHER STEREK OR MARRISH TO WIN THIS POLL, SO . . .)
Tododeku v Rickyl 60-72
Bellarke v LadyNoir 29-62 (AND ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP BITES THE DUST . . HEH)
Johnlock v Han/Lando 200-145 (REYLO IS THE ONLY SW SHIP WE'LL VOTE FOR, SINCE KYLUX WASN'T NOMINATED)
Stydia v AvaLance 155-352 (BYE, STYDIOT!! WE MADE SURE STYDIOT LOST IN BOTH POLLS)
Benslie v Nakia/T'Challa 285-233 (KATE MAY HAVE VOTED BENSLIE, AFTER BUCKY/SHURI DIDN'T GET INTO POLL)
McHanzo v Fyodor/Anatole 16-32
Malec v OOQ 781-520 (WE VOTED OOQ, SINCE MALEC STANS SHOWED HOW TOXIC THEY CAN BE . . BUT TOO STRONG . .THEY FACE WESTALLEN NEXT . . AAAAND THE TOXIC JUST WENT NUCLEAR)
Lams v Westallen 729-1661 (WE ALMOST CAUGHT THE WESTIES NAPPING . . BUT THEY WOKE UP, DAMN IT !!)
Stucky v Emison 443-98
SasuSaku v Charlie/Matteusz 44-115 (AND ANOTHER PAST FINALIST GOES)
Sheith v Jack/Davey 75-120
Hamliza v Evak 118-176 (OH HI , LAST YEAR'S EONLINE WINNER !)
Clintasha v RebelCaptain 192-154 (YEP, WE VOTED OUT ANOTHER SW SHIP THAT ISN'T REYLO)
Sanvers v Merthur 87-330 ( BYE TO ANOTHER TOUGH SHIP)
Victuuri v ScienceBoyfriends 142-71
Stormpilot v Peraltiago 739-553 (DAMN IT, WE COULDN'T GET RID OF THIS SHIP, A PAST WINNER TOO)
Reaper76 v SwanQueen 170-155 (BUT WE DID GET RID OF THIS PAST WINNER)
Jonerys v Korrasami 235-188 (YEP, WE VOTED OUT ANOTHER TOUGH OPPONENT)
Bughead v Snowbarry 1542-1147 (WE ALMOST CAUGHT UP WITH THE BUGGERS, BUT THEY WERE TOO STRONG)
Clexa v Nomanita 100-310 (BUT WE DID GET RID OF OUR MAIN TARGET, LAST YEARS WINNER)
Sansaery v WonderTrev 105 -151
Otayuri v Culmets 85-104
And that's it for the Round of 64. Now let's see if we survive the Round of 32 . . . where did you put the fucking tequila, Kate ?!!
Yes, Kate and I survived the first round of the polls on A Little Nerd Music Podcast and Zimio TV Couples March Madness (WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THEM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME ?! WHY??!!).
So much talk of bots on Zimio (Clexa accusing the Bellarke shippers . . of course). And demands that Zimio fix the poll. So many threats of boycotting the poll. So many cramped hands. But at least we didn't have to deal with the dreaded captcha (SO MANY STOREFRONTS !!!!).
The big ships on Zimio all made it to Round 2 (Malec, Bughead, Haylijah, Emison, Delena, SwanQueen, Sanvers, Bellarke, Jamie x Claire, Evak (oh hi, former eonline winner !), Coliver, Varchie, Jonaerys, Clace, SuperCorp, Waynaught Destiel, Olicity and Clexa (who swept all before it with almost 70 000 votes !!).
But Bamon, CaptainSwan, Klaroline (Yay !), Stydiot (YAY !!!), MSR, Richonne and Karamel all missed out. LOL, Stydiot can't win at anything, can it ?
Seya later with the ALNM Podcast recap . . if I can drag Kate out of that tequila bottle . . . there, there Kate, it's over now.
Just a quick note, Kate and I are heavily involved in the two (AT THE SAME TIME?? WHY DO YOU HATE US ??) polls over on Zimbio and A Little Nerd Music Podcast.
And the Zimbio poll has descended into name-calling and accusations of using bots. So, we'll have some great wank to report soon. Seya after round 1 ends.
And Eonline TV's Top Couple 2018 winner is . . . Hileon (Hilal & Leon)from Wounded Love !!
Another win for a foreign series over those damn Yankees . . lol.
Hileon d Olicity (Arrow) 82.2 % to 18.8 % . . . HOLY SHIT !! Like Evak last year, the contenders voted early and kept up their momentum after that. In fact, the Olicity shippers were really friendly (in stark contrast to the bitchery in the comments by the XF and Outlander stans.
236 052 votes to 54 653 votes . . . who. Olicity threw in the towel early on, so it was kinda boring. The only spark was the MSR shippers still going "we woz robbed" on twitter.
Anyway, Zimbio and ALNMPodcast are about to have their polls soon, and nominations are being held now.
So, if you see Sam/Dean, Steter, Sterek, Reylo, Karamel, Snowbarry, Clalec or Shucky (Shuri/Bucky) among the pairs on ALNMPodcast . . . well, I blame Kate * COUGH * .
Yes, Black Panther is Marvels latest runaway hit movie . . and the wank over the tiny Shuri/Bucky ship is hilarious !
Seya later, marrishitty (why are u still here ?)
BACK TO THE DIRTY ROTTEN S̶C̶O̶U̶N̶D̶R̶E̶L̶S̶ EONLINE POLL.
* I was curious because people kept saying that no matter how many times they voted for Mulder and Scully today (18th) the percentages didn't change at all. So in the name of science I started casting votes at 6:40pm GMT and and by 10:30pm GMT I had reached 800. That is just me. One person, 800 votes. The percentage has not changed at all. Please e-online, explain to me how that is possible? I think your poll is broken.
* Mulder and Scully needs to investigate this! They have to stay here longer E!News!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MATHS WORKS ?
* Every one knows Malec is going to win why do you argue?
UMM, SWEETIE . . .
* This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Grown people arguing about fictional characters in a poll that don't mean s***! I'm quite sure the actors themselves don't give a damn so why do you, this poll is not going to affect in your lives in any way and if it does that's just damn sad!
\ (•◡•) /
So, anyway . . Hileon (Wounded Love) & Olicity (Arrow) are into the final. We're voting Hileon, because that'll blow up the tiny little minds of the commenters there.
And we like that.
How did the Philes take the loss on tumblr ?
* In less than 1h it dropped almost 8%. Impossible in a fair fight.
* EXACTLY!! Last night we were losing 27-73. How’s that possible?
* I think they manipulate the system. Have you seen the results from the previous rounds? Maybe are reducing our votes.
* I sent contacted eonline, told them what I thought was happening
* If you search for hileon on yt you’ll find a lot and tbh i think any ship should be allowed to participate… I think it is cool that they are so far in the game but that voting pattern is suspicious af… We all voted the entire day and dropped in huge numbers… Even if they have more voters, the numbers would have gone down way slower-all the previous numbers would back that up…
* People have been complaining to enews about this on twitter. Then Turkish fans starting attacking them and flooding their tl with insults.
And why is this show on the poll in the first place?
* I’m not buying it. They’re frakking the vote with bots or something. Nobody’s even heard of that other ship!
* Has anybody contacted eonline? It seems like they are manipulate the Poll with a Bot..
* And it keeps dropping. In minutes 0,4%… if that’s how they prove their ship I don’t want to be part of this… MSR has 25 years of history. They can go to hell with their boat.
* and it keeps dropping. 10mins after I posted this, we now have 39,1%.
* We are losing quickly, feels like something shady is going on but no matter what we have to STEP UP OUR GAME!
* Its The ET channel No one watches that trash anyway. Lame ass cheaters.
. . . So, they seem to be taking it well. Man, the final is going to be wild.
Now, back to trolling fandoms on tumblr/twitter/ao3 . . .
BACK TO THE TIKI TORCH CARRYING COMMENT SECTION OF THE EONLINE POLL.
* After that poll is over I hope I will never hear about that turkish ship ever again. Not touching that show despite it aired in my country.
* wounded love people are using bots and bragging about it. Should be disqualified. Come on E News, pay attention!
* Why are going around slandering us? Show us those who bragged about such a thing? But you don't have any proof.
* Some HiLeon Fans just posted here that it was ordered on their countries national TV that people should vote for the show here. How is that not unfair?
* actually it was twitter acc and ig of officcial Wounded love (vatanim sensim) acc
* That's something different then "encouraging" on national TV. I would be dusgusted if my fandom, ship and show would be (ab)used as political propaganda to furthering somebody elses agenda and power.
* why u causing so much drama, i follow all official accaunts of Wounded love. Firist you all say that this show has no off acc and know this. Bye
* they were ordered to vote? That's one messed up fandom. Glad I won't have to hear about them again after this poll is over. This poll is supposed to be FUN! Not poltical
* god you don't know anything about my country or my language but you can still say something that isn't true. Go find some evidence for our "cheat" and speak. But you can't find cause there is no damn cheating. girl what planet are you live in?all of you talking about some video things and cheating proof but no one show them to us. You watch some videos in my language and you don't even know what is the videos about then you came here and blame people, shitting their days. Cmon thats really annoying. Somebody contact eonline if he/she thinks we are cheating cause thats enough you blame us with unreal things and your bad behaviours.
* nobody said YOU were personally cheating. Get over yourself!
* lady you say HiLeon fandom is cheating and turned this into a political thing. I am one of the fans and i say there is no abusing or forcing in our Tv shows there is just information about our success about it and they'r trying to announce this competition they don't say go and vote for wounded love or you must do this we are in 2018 and i think everyone has their own ideas. I'm saying again. ANY NATIONAL TV OR OFFİCİAL ACCOUNT FORSİNG OR ABUSING ANYONE THEY JUST GIVING INFO ABOUT IT.
* Mulder and Scully forever. That other couple could never compare...ever. Shame on E News for letting this go on, not responding, and not making this right.
* Fansjust posted here that it was ordered I mean encouraged on their countries national TV that people should vote for the show here. How is that not unfair? I would be disgusted if my fandom, ship and show would be (ab)used as political propaganda to furthering somebody elses agenda and power.
* Oh oh, not good
* That's about 5 different kinds of bizarre. It doesn't surprise me though. Whatever gets them through their day.
OMG ! UR SUCH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS !!
* I'm embarrassed by what other philes have said and shocked by some of the wounded love's fandom has said.
WUT ? THAT YOUR FANDOM IS A BUNCH OF LYING BIGOTS ? BUT THAT'S ACCURATE !
* I don't think the count is right. We can't even vote for Mulder & Scully and there's so much irony in that
* Hileon had most votes from the beginnig and In the last round we didn't feel the need to vote so much because we never went down under 75%) so stop saying that we are cheating and believing every single rumor, nobody has prof so deal with it.
* Really absurd! In my country, maybe 1% of the population heard about Vatanim Sensin. How could he win from X-files ???
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE SWEET, WARM, CUDDLY . . . COMMENT SECTION FROM HELL, ON THE EONLINE POLL.
* We could deal with it, if it weren't for Hileon fans spamming the official Gillian Anderson Twitter and other user accounts and promoting Ageism? Is that the "honorouble" or "fair" behaviour that HiLeon fans demand from other fandoms and especially the MSR fans? Do you see MSR fans spamming HiLeon accounts or one of their stars with MSR content?
WE'VE YET TO SEE PROOF OF THESE CLAIMS
Like said below, maybe instead of internet polls, your young fandom could rather spend their energy in creating subtitles for your show in languages it's not aired in, especially in English, French and German (three of the largest TV markets in the world). This would (propably) help better to make people discover your show.
. . "BECAUSE I CAN'T BE ARSED TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MYSELF . . ?"
Fandom is about love and acceptance of others, not hate. Isn't that what your show is about as well? Then why are you (as a fandom) so aggressive against other fandoms and people?
HOW TF DID YO WRITE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ?
* As for the other topic, if you take a look just in the comments here you will understand tha we aren't the agressive ones. You are the ones accusing us for cheating when we are voting our asses off day & night.
* But I have to disagree, you (as a fandom) are the agressive ones. You come to an US based/Western site and then react hurt if people don't know your show or show or ask who/what they are. As a countermeasure you promote Ageism against my show, fandom and cast.
Another thing is wanting to win with highest percentage possible, sometimes over 90%. How do you think the other fandoms that lost makes that feel? Why do you have to beat everyone such an advantage? Why can't you let people lose with dignity with like 48%? There are unwritten rules in fandom you may no be familiar with yet, this would one of them
WHY DID A BUNCH OF NOBODIES FROM A NOTHING FANDOM BEAT MINE ?! WAHHHH !!
Of course I don't condone any agression coming from my fandom, but again, you provide no examples, just genereic "but you did that, too" as an excuse.
UMM, EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THIS POLL IS PROOF OF WHAT A BUNCH OF LYING BIGOTS THE MSERs ARE . . .
Again, another unwritten Fandom rule, stay fair and don't insult other ships and Fandoms.
(>ლ)
* So i hope you can understand now why this constant accusations of cheating or tries to disqualify us are feeling like a below the belt move to us.
* Don`t give up Philes! we are able to look back on 25 years of love, trust and the greatest communitie I can imagine! maybe they win this fight but , I'm pretty sure that no one will know them over 10 years or 25 years
* What the hell is happening E!? We, X files fans are voting but it only increasing for Wounded Love ! This canno't happening.
I really don't want to accuse anyone of cheating,
BUT UR GOING TO ANYWAY, RIGHT ?
I'm mostly just surprised a non-Western couple has made it this far, considering E! as a news outlet operates primarily in English-speaking countries, among a few others. That's the reality. That's E!'s target audience. It looks like in addition to the US there's E! in Germany, France, UK, Canada, Mexico and Brazil. Is Wounded Love that big in the non-English speaking countries?
UMM, YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE LANGUAGES SPOKEN IN THESE COUNTRIES IS GERMAN, FRENCH, ENGLISH, ENGLISH/FRENCH, SPANISH, AND PORTUGUESE, RIGHT ??
* even on Turkish national TV they talk about it and ask to vote:)
* And how is encouraging a whole country via national TV to vote not cheating/unfair?
(>ლ)
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL . . . WHERE THE MSR SHIPPERS ARE LOSING WITH DIGNITY . . . LOL.
WHEN WE LEFT IT LAST, JERI HAD PAINTED HERSELF INTO A CORNER WITH HER LIES.
* OMG she deleted the video
* do you have a screenshot? Damnit, trust no one didn't you know? If you see something you have to screenshot that as a proof!
* oh there's a screen shot of it hang on lol
* hmmm I posted the proof and it disappeared. -.-
* whoooaaat? How comes???
PSST . . BECAUSE SHE MADE IT UP.
* Yeah, sure it did. I don't know how anyone can fall for your ruse.
HAHA. SPRUNG !!
* twitter it by using tags and/or send it directly to E!News.
* already done that on Twitter but eonline doesn’t seem to care
* Good luck to whoever wins out of Shadowhunters & Arrow, you too will be up against cheaters in the final if E doens't step in. Or maybe all you guys should vote for MSR too and hope that they end up winning so the fight is fair in the final round.
* . . .who have discovered some not so honest people along the way who have ruined it for us.
YES, THEY'RE CALLED MSR SHIPPERS. YEP, A DOG ATE MY SCREENSHOT OF THOSE LYING, CHEATING WL SHIPPERS . . .
* It's ok. We know MSR are the real winners. We don't need some hacked poll to know the truth
* This poll is a joke. E News needs to get their act together.
Team Mulder and Scully!
* Sure this fandom and their show is getting the attention for now... but not in a good way.
* very shading and their behavior is quite disgusting by many of them, and they are making fun of us and using Turkish or Russian to insult us. It's sometimes hard to translate their posts and to find out what evil words they used and how they are laughing their asses off. Very shady and definitely no positive promo for their small and still unknown show.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE INSULTING YOU IF U DON'T SPEAK RUSSIAN OR TURKISH ? EVIL WORDS ? ANYTHING NOT SPOKEN IN ENGLISH, RIGHT ?
UR SUCH A BUNCH OF BIGOTS.
* How did Wounded Love even get in this poll to begin with? I'm familiar with every couple from this whole poll, but never heard of them. They need to be tossed out.
never heard of it, too, and I have lil Istanbul colony in my city. My Turkish kiosks owners I come by every day have no clue they couldn't tell me something about this show.
THEY MUST ADMIRE THE TIKI TORCHES YOU TAKE TO YOUR LITTLE . . * cough * . . MARCHES TOO, RIGHT ?
* ... how can a show I've never heard of be beating the iconic Mulder and Scully? It's a conspiracy... no matter, we all know who the Top TV couple of ALL TIME is....... Sculder.... always and forever. E-online... fix this.
* Guys,HiLeon fandom is not using bots,ok? Why don’t you accept this? Why don’t u understand this? HiLeon fandom is so strong and big. If you have never watched them,you can’t understand why you are losing. We are not cheating.
* No but some may be using manuipulated user scripts..*lol*
* I will vote in the next round for whoever wins your poll. But against a fandom that may be using manipulated user scripts to manipulate eonline polls this may not help either.
* I was also thinking about to vote for whoever is in the final around against our cheating destroyer. It won't change much but with what they are using no one got and will have a fair voting and their win and their fandom will be forgotten as soon as this poll is over.
* My European friends have never heard of this series!
YOU MEAN YOUR ENGLISH SPEAKING EUROPEAN FRIENDS ? THE ONES WHO DON'T SPEAK TURKISH ?
AHA . . .OKAY . .
* I don't deny its existence, I'm just saying none of the people I know have ever heard of this. Weird don't you think?
* do you really think there is like 5 people watching Hileon and using bots to win? Ridiculous
* This people cant understand that hileon fans are not cheating its not even possible!!!
* we were actually talking right now about KNOWING and not cheating here!
SUUURE, BUDDY.
(TO BE CONT
AND NOW BACK TO THE EONLINE TV 'S TOP COUPLES 2018 POLL . . WHERE THE COMMENT SECTION IS FILLED WITH CRAY-CRAY.
* WTH. Enough with the Turkish bot voting. No way a couple no one's ever heard of is actually beating Mulder & Scully.
* You know, i've seen lots of bad comments but this was one of the most racist and insulting comment. Really try to show some respect
* maybe you should warn the owner of the first comment, the one who talks about "turkish bot voting" because it is being racist, talking about turkish people cheating. I'm sure you can agree this
* I wouldn't call it racist, maybe sterotyped, prejudiced or clicheed? AFAIK Turkish is nationality, not a race?
* You do not know what the word "racism" means.
I DOUBT SHE CAN SPELL IT EITHER.
* This is clearly rigged. Cheating no one has ever heard of Wounded Love. Had to IMDB
* Well you certainly succeeded in people been put off your show. Is that what you wanted (including making your young fandom disliked by all the other fandoms your show was up against)? You certainly suceeded in that, from what I have seen on social media plattform in the last weeks.
EXCEPT FOR THE LARGE NUMBER OP PLATFORMS THAT THINK MSR SHIPPERS ARE A BUNCH OF RACISTS . .
* Who the fook are Hilal and Leon?
* oh who fook is scully murly
* Mulder and Scully are the main characters in one of the longest-running science fiction series in network TV history, not some Turkish soap opera on its second season starring a girl who looks 15 year old and a guy with a pedo-stache.
* please do not start .... what the hell ... i will show you turkish soap ... is it now racist that happens here? This series you're talking about scrully mullly I've never heard of in my life ... and I'm watching a lot about the 90's never heard about this 25 year old series.
* The fact that you've never heard of The X-Files only shows your ignorance.
O-M-G
* How are you taking into account the cheating? Not like Mulder and Scully are losing to a well known couple.
* Maybe the eonline people are already fixing it. I hope!
* but then they should also delete the votes from cheating!
* Mulder and Scully !!! Don't need a stupid poll to know who is the best couple. We've been "shipping" those two for 25 years..... XFiles was where that term originated !!!!! NOWAY they are legit losing this...
* Everyone that is not using scripts or voting with like three devices deserves to win...
DUDE, YOU CAN VOTE WITH AS MANY DEVICES AS YOU OWN. THAT'S NOT CHEATING.
* Eonline is going to do something about this? Those who vote for Hilal and Leon use bots. This unfair. We keep on voting the whole time Mulder and Scully and the opponents are in the lead cause they cheat. Time you do something
* i've been voting non stop since 10 to 00.47 in Sweden for #Hileon, what mekes u think we are cheating??
* the videos that lot of your fandom posted on the internet with how they are doing it. That’s how I m not even thinking it but knowing it.
* yeah they posted it to prove that they aren't cheating. They showed how they vote. How is that cheating?? And people are saying that our fandom cheats through an app which doesn't exist
* check again. If you can’t get it or accept it guys it’s not my fault. And, we are on top for 25 years. Bet your couple won’t be that strong not even a year after the show ends. Best regards. And try to face us fair. If you dare. Do you dare?
* They are posting videos of it on twitter of how they are cheating. You might not be -- but your fellow fans are.
* can u send the link?
NOTE THAT THEY DID NOT . . BECAUSE THAT WOULD SHOW WHAT A BUNCH OF LIARS THEY ARE.
* report it to E!News asap to stop this fucking cheating by WL fans!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE TROLLING AND RACISM ARE PLENTIFUL.
* Something feels wierd here. I think E! wants MSR to lose
* It seems somebody is using an app to count more votes. Is that cheating? Well, hopefully xphiles don't go there and vote as clean as possible. For the record, history knows about Mulder and Scully. For Hilal and the other, it needs 25 years to be alive...I don't think that will happen.
* How nice that the creators of this poll don't REALIZE and disqualify a ship that is cheating using a bot voter. No justice. And it's sad that a fandom can't rely on its own manpower and has to stoop so low. Embarrassing. Glad I'm not a part of that ship.
* E!News please check the votes and the security part of this poll!!!
* Oh and if you need to use apps in order to win..well, that says a lot about your love for your show, and it's nothing good. You need to use apps to win xphiles? I think we already won
* where did you see that they're cheating???
* A post that somebody in Facebook shared where it says that with that app they could win.
* if that is true, so much for there is no cheating.
*lol* Also they spamming the official Gillian Anderson account because they posted the link.
Can people please think about the poor social media being that is handling that account that to has to delete all the spam posts on a Saturday?
* send the proof to E!News, asap!!! Or post the screenshots everywhere so everyone can see this voting is unfair! E!News has to act!
* have you even searched for it? LMAO!!! You haven’t obviously, because if you had you would know before accusing that It’s a counting app and not a bot, it is not even related to voting. ROTFL! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on eonline voting!!!
* Xphiles don't cheat. We don't "count beads" as some hilal and the other fans say. Mulder and Scully are so pure to even consider that move. They are an honest couple, so we are.
* Why do you find it so hard to believe that Wounded Love can be winning without cheating? Does spreading slunders about our fandom make you feel better? If you are so suspicious of this app why dont you download it yourself to see that it's nothing more than 'counting beads'? So simple.
HOLY SHIT ! THE XF SHIPPERS ARE SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS.
* If you have proof of cheating, please screencap it and send/report both the screencap and the link to the post to eonline
AND YET THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIDN'T POST THE EVIDENCE OF THE MYSTERIOUS CLAIM OF CHEATING AND MYSTERIOUSLY USING BOTS. FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON.
IT WAS ALL VERY . . MYSTERIOUS.
* THIS POLL IS CLEARLY RIGGED WITH BOTS VOTING FOR H & L.
* This is such an Fake!
* Scully and Mulder ein this Thing... god i hate you all so much! I mean when Your couple really are the best you don't have to fake this battle. And now for the haters:,, I don't care... we will win this!" The war is not over !
* Darlin'.. you should go and see an psychologist.. This is what kind of indigestion and envy .d
* Shut up ans don't call me Darlin'.
* It's just strange that MSR had more votes in practically every round than the couple that no one here seems to know and all of a sudden they have so many? Where have y'all been?
Considering the amount of people who've been voting all day it does feel weird that it just keeps going down, it hardly seems fair.
I don't mind losing but this whole thing has felt somewhat strange from the beginning.
* It's an X Files and hopefully E!News can solve this case as cheating by using these Apps that were said! E!News it's up to you now!!!
* I sent an email to the website’s contact us address located on the bottom of their homepage requesting they investigate whether bots or apps are being used in this poll. I would encourage others to contact them directly this way in the spirit of fair play.
SO, HOW DID THAT GO FOR YOU GUYS ? NO REPLY ?
ISN'T THAT STRANGE ? HMMM
( TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL . . . GOD HELP US ALL.
* Sooo... Just because a show doesn't air in US, them winning this poll is because of their cheats? Yeah right, 'cause US couples should just win it all right?
* Last year a Norwegian couple won so not only US couples are able to win this competition ;p
* If you think giving eonline ad revenues clicks by voting in a poll will make your show known - this won't happen because you just advertise it to other fandom people who have been putting off your show and couple by it's fandom (you succeeded at that at least for me).
* Good for you. Would be great if your fandom could do that with out insulting my OTP, show and fandom - and leaving potlitics out of it as well:)
Any why do you alway have to win with such a big lead? You could also win with like 52% like in the other polls and everyone would be happy and woulnd't call your voting pattern suspicous...
* u know what i read some people on twitter were sayong "tURN OFF THE INTENET ON TURKEY" or "Who tf is this turkish couple, never heard of them lets get them down or something" so yeah .
* another bot
* As for the Hilal/whoever fans getting a bad image, I knew nothing about them or X-Files fans before looking at these posts but I can tell you the Mulder/Scully shippers are now looking WAY more nutzoid with their accusations of Turkish people being cheaters who vote with bots, and their claims that Mulder/Scully fans invented shipping, fanfic and tv couples (good grief).
* I was a little more inclined to vote for Scully/Mulder than the other couple I had never even heard of, till I read through this thread. To answer your other post: Sorry, but as a whole this fandom is not comporting itself well here. I know nothing of battles on twitter or anywhere else, I can only judge what I see here, and if you look at this thread objectively you have to admit most of the X Files fans (I don't see any other fandoms complaining here) are being a lot nastier and more aggressive. I have seen someone calling the male protag in the Turkish show a "pedophile" for being a 20 year old actor with a 17 year old leading lady, xenophobic nonsense about Turks being cheats who use bots, how-can-this-show-win-when-I've-never-heard-of-it statements, and just general insults when none are called for.
OMG ! A RATIONAL PERSON. . . HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE ?
* Can't even find a Wounded Love fan group on FB . So, where is the voting force coming from?
* You claiming to use bots because you do not like Turks.
* You are trying so hard to prove that we are cheating. You forgot about the poll. With this pace, of course you will have fewer votes. In our fandom, each voice is precious and valuable, when it does not matter to you.
* Or not...we see your fans bragging on Tumblr about doing it.
* Would you mind posting some links to this?
FUNNILY ENOUGH, NO SUCH EVIDENCE WAS SHOWN. GEE, I WONDER WHY ?
* what the fuck is going on
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW
* MSR is classic and iconic. lets not forget we coined the term shipper. without us, none of these other shows would even exist
* Are you kidding?
* Romantic chemistry has always been a priority for tv shows with couples; it didn't start with X Files. Moonlighting, Cheers and a lot of other shows are good examples. TXF might have made it more popular, but saying the other shows in this poll wouldn't exist without them is taking it just a leeeetle too far, don't you think?
* XF fans did coin the term shipper. No one can take that from us.
. . . BACKS AWAY SLOWLY FROM CRAY-CRAYS.
* Just because you don't love Turkish people you cannot blame us with cheating. It is always have to be your show right? No sorry but not this time.
* APPLAUSE *
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO T̶R̶O̶L̶L̶F̶E̶S̶T̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶8̶ THE EONLINE TV'S TOP COUPLES POLL.
* forget it Sis don’t even correspond to this people. they are just predudice and racist, that’s about it.
I KNOW RIGHT ? WHEN DID THE MSR SHIPPERS BECOME MEAN GIRLS ?
* As I said, we are not idiots! This app zirkomatik of yours can transfer a Trojan that can be used to manipulate the results. And I know this bc this is an open secret in Turkey or Russia. And there are many ways to pass the reCaptcha. And if you have a reputation for cheaters, it is not my fault obviously, I only repeat what is said and what can be seen in many videos in social media. And yes, I have seen enough of the behaviour of the ppl from your fandom to call it childish and rude, You are a prove that kids should not be allowed to social media.
THEY'RE NOT THE ONES ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF RACIST TODDLERS, ANNA.
* you can contact with e online and show them if you have any proof. We'r not afraid anything about this subject. You'r free. But i bet you don't have any proof. Cause you didn't search. You just blame people for nothing and call them defense childish.
* Anna Beata Giędoła Sorry, you say you are not an idiot but what you wrote shows that you are. And you also sound racist. How terrible. Anyways... First of all it's "zikirmatik", I am correcting you in case if you wanna search it. But since you are an idiot and not even searching what you are talking about, it's not a bot, it's not even related to voting in anyway. It's basically a counter. Apparently some people found it easier to use it to count how many votes they have given. This is so funny really, I am laughing at this with my ass that ignorant people thought it's a bot! ROTFL!
* Wow that's a little racist...
NO KIDDING
* LMAO people just accept it we are not cheating Hileon is known by Russia, Ukrainia, Kazakhstan, Sweden, Germany other Arabic and Latin countrys. Really its a foreign couple why are u so suprised?? US doesnt know this show so it means theyre cheating?? Wow! Same thing happend last year to #Evak norwegian couple they were accused of cheating. Go and search for hileon most of u are just asking "Who tf are hilal leon" and nobody actually want to know.
* Here must be cheaters and bots at work, please, E!News checks this out!!!
* Your idea is not enough my friend.There “must” be?Why?You are unbeatable or something like that?Let me tell you something,no one is unbeatable.Neither you nor we.We are as strong as you are,please admit it!
* I am not your damn FRIEND! Ehrg! And I said it bc something fishy is wrong with this poll so I want E!News to check their security. We are also voting from all around the world 24 hours per day. We have the bigger Fandom, but still WL is leading unnaturally high, toooooooooo high. (Yes, for my taste, the same as you like it.) And I'm still sure there are more X-Philes out there all around the world (and that for 25 years now), your series is just 2 years old and the western world has no clue about it. However you are google it there is almost no info about it. The most stuff I've learned about it it's from this poll. That's quite weird don't you think? And the people on Twitter are using Turkish and Russian to post nasty mean stuff, it's hard to understand them or to react. So, well, that's the impression I got, and it's not a fucking good one.
* You know that your behaviour may be putting people off at giving the show a try, though?
* you have an old TV series and you do not have a lot of fans, and we have a lot of fans from the Turkish TV series so you do not have many
* I'm not sure that there are many fans of the series of the 90s.
* yes, there are
AND KATE AND I USED TO LOVE XF. YIKES.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE EVERYONE USES BOTS TO WIN . . . APPARENTLY.
* Why didn't the Wounded Love fandom doesn't have like 600K votes in the former round but a mere 20.000 if it as large and active? I think someone in your fandom is rigging the polls, recaptchas are no not botsave.
I'm out of this poll, I value my time more than compete with a cheating fandom.
I'm happy we showed th Outlander fandom the ropes.though. Congratulation, Wounded Love fandom you may be the successor of the Outlander Fandom as most disliked fandom by other fandoms this year...
* u obviously cant accept that there is more powerful fandom)and it doesn't matter how many videos youre couple has. What matters is how many fans are voting. How is this cheating we have a lot more fans in our fandom than u have. But your opinion is your opinion bye..
* i know you are jealous but you should accept that hileon fans are really strong without cheating. first, look turkey's population and think about their leadership in ratings in Turkey. Got it? it is definitely possible. Also Turkey is one of the countries which uses social media most. And besides turkish fans there are so many arab fans supporting us. we're playing a fair game. even if you lose, dont lie sweetie
* you are just a bad person who thinks everyone cheaters except you and your fandoms. İt's not fear. we are not cheating fandom maybe you'r cheating people all the time and because of this you think other people can cheat you? Just pathetic
* they are using vote bots.
For those who aren't on Twitter and Tumblr. Your fellow fans are bragging about use of vote bots. You may be doing it the right way but much of your votes are from people who are making you look bad. It's sad. I feel for y'all because a poll is a poll and no matter the outcome, my choice will always be Mulder and Scully. 25 years is a big deal. They're just special.
* Your FB profile is fake, bot.
* you are not even smart enough to do what you do secretly. There are videos in the internet where your “great” fandom is bragging about how they cheat
* send screen shots to appsupport@eentertainment.com to show them that they're cheating. might do something, i know its just a poll but its infuriating and disrespectful.
* I sent what I found --all we can do now is see what happens.
* this comment is so irresponsible, and so racialist. what do mean by “Turkish people are very known for it”? How many Turks do you know?? Do you even know where Turkey is located?? Who gives you right to blame one nation? Please give a little respect and stop being so arrogant....
* And I am a Mother Teresa! Do you think ppl are idiots? It's not a secret that Turkish ppl have an obsession with online voting and polls and you have apps and scripts and know how to cheat. I'm from Eastern Europe and have friends even in Turkey so stop being ridiculous. This voting supposed to be a fun. You turned it into some ridiculous farce, you are being rude and attacking other fandoms in social media, you even attacked Gillian Anderson because she dared to post about the voting. For god's sake, kids, where are your parents? You showed some extremely childish behaviour over last two days so really go ahead and take this poll if you need it so much to prove something to yourself. The fun is over anyway.
* when you say "cheaters" is normal but we try to answer this it's childish? Even google ask when we'r vote are you a robot. And who the hell are you can think we are cheating?. You mean google and this page stupid and we can cheat them? Girl you don't know anything about it but you can still blame people. Your behaviors are rude and unfair. How can we use bots for a page that have security system like this. If you can really think this this means you have really bad issues.
WOOOOW
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE POLL, WHERE TROLLING IS O̶P̶T̶I̶O̶N̶A̶L̶ COMPULSARY.
* everyone's commenting for MSR and yet they're losing? fishy...
no one even knows what Wounded Love even is, double the fishyness...
* Wounded love also started on 100%... very strange....
* Pretty sure more people know about the x files and MSR than this show either way. It seems dodgy. Especially seeing as in the other rounds they were also winning by a huge amount. That's really suspicious and unlikely to happen every time.
* Exactly. The number of votes from the XF fandom was double of the amounts of the WOunded Loves votes in every one of the former rounds....something is very off here.
* what did you mean by saying 'no one' no one in the US or UK or Europe? hahaha you think if 'you' dont know, 'no one' knows. Here, in some asian countries, in arab countries, and especially in Turkey, this series is very famous. You think only famous things are good? How ignorant. You should stop looking media and read some book, after that maybe if you have enough mind you can understand what i'm saying
* did you see my comment just above this one? I said more people would know of the x files than this show even if it is famous around the Arabic countries
* with a new poll how can one side starting already with almost 100 procent? Shouldn't it be even? And Philes were right there, too, when it began. How is that possible?
YOU DO REALISE THAT HILEON SHIPPERS WERE VOTING AT THE SAME TIME. THAT MEANS THEY CANCELLED OUT YOUR VOTES, THUS THE PERCENTAGES DIDN'T CHANGE. THEY JUST GOT THE LEAD EARLY AND VOTED STEADILY AFTER THAT.
* This is poll could be rigged. I don't even know who the hell all these other couple but Mulder and Scully is the only one that matters. Y'all are CANNCELLDT
The X Files didn't stay this 25 years long for us to not win this
* Y'all using bots and revoting. I know your tricks, stay on your lane and play fair
* Something is strange here. You guys think CSM is meddling with this poll? We need a rational explanation!!!
MAN, I DIDN'T THINK THE MSRs COULD BE AS BAD AS THE MALECS AND STYDIOTS . . . GUESS I WAS WRONG.
* E!News shame on you! It's not and was never SCULDER (or Mully or Sculdry or whatever)! It's just plain MSR bc Mulder Scully do not need a combo shipper name, they are THE SHIP OF ALL SHIPS!
* Same was the Titanic
OK, THAT WAS FUNNY.
* you guys should learn how to lose...with dignity...
* WE know we're loosing but we do it in an honest way without any cheating programs and without political order on national TV, so we go with our heads up and with a ship that will last longer than WL. We were here decades before it and will remain even longer and as a world wide phenomenon. Everyone and every other ship is disliking your series and your Fandom because of the behavior by many of your fans, because of the cheating and bc of the salty taste from the political stuff.
* Also does anyone else find it strange that most of the comments for wounded love don't have profile pics and don't even look like real pages? I mean I know some people might not have profile pics, but come on, really??? This whole thing is probably rigged lol
* well, this has stopped being fun EOnline! Wounded Love ppl are using bots. Turkish ppl are very known for it and it is sad. You will never win with cheaters!
* Pretty sure the txf fandom is more powerful, it's been around for 25 years and every English speaking country as well as Europe/turkey knows about it. So they probably are cheating
(TO BE CONTINUED)
BACK TO THE EONLINE TV'S TOP COUPLES POLL (the wankfest that never dies).
So, has the XF, OUTLANDER fandoms stopped wanking ? . . .
* These Mulder and Scully fans must never have watched Outlander
* Did someone suggest Claire and whoever he is have more chemistry than Mulder and Scully? Did someone else than suggest that whoever the actors are have more chemistry off screen than David and Gillian LOL that's hysterical.
* Only because you have not watched them
* Mulder and Scully are a bit past their sell by date. Jamie and Claire are the new kids on the block not just for looks but for acting ability. They can portray different emotions without even speaking with facial expressions and their eye contact. Watch Outlander and see what I mean. If that doesn't change your mind nothing will
* Are Mulder/Scully fans really this deluded, that they think they invented tv couples and shipping?
UMM, NEVER MIND. AT LEAST THE XF & WOUNDED LOVE FANDOMS ARE FRIENDLY.
* Mulder and Scully are the orginal Shipper couple for 25 years, no one has more chemistry, best of all time
* This means they are old if you want you can ship fred and ginger. That’s it
* we are noooot old, we are long lasting! You should see our neXt generations. Our series do exists for 25 years and we gain new fans and very young ones every year even whenever had a 15 years haitus!
* That means WE PHILES INVENTED YOU ALL. And THAT'S IT.
UH, GUYS ? . .
* Shut up. The rest of the wolrld and even the search engine don't even know who the fuck are your couples or your fuckin show. Do you guys even trend in the US or worldwide every wednesday.
The X Files didn't stay 25 years long for us to not win this. Before you're even born, The X Files already exist, we're even the ones the invented the word "Shipper". Stay on your lane, y'all are CANCELLEDT
* dont you have any shame? HiLeon fandom is not just the teenagers under 18. I was a big fan of x-files and MSR before i've seen this comment. You've just made me hate of it.
* Haha y'all clearly too young that's why y'all got triggered so easily
* hahah keep crying !!
OK, MAYBE NOT.
* your profile isn't even legit. You are probably the one setting up the bots. And if chuck and Blair were in this against wounded love, who would you vote for?
* They're a girl who looks 15 years old and a guy with a pedo-stache.
* The thing is you cannot accept how HiLeon became the breakout couple, they are so much more LOVED by international fandom as well. You just cannot accept this. So this arguement is pointless.
* LOL. She plays a girl is16-17 yo and her real age is the ~ same (she is 19 yo this year). And he has the stache of every 1920s man, especially Europeans. Since he plays a Greek soldier it's accurate. Sigh I am very familiar how Americans can be ignorant but some comments are really bs.
* What does legit mean? I don't use my personal account for fandom stuff, this is my fandom account if you are asking that, so what? I don't even use FB that much. These talks like you guys think you know something started to get really bothersome. Your fandom says they even quited voting and here we are still voting, then you are blaming other fandom of using bots. Are you even real? Sigh...
* So the guy is a pedophile in a relationship with an underage girl. Thanks for confirming you're a bunch of creeps.
* Is he or is he not an adult in a relationship with an underage girl? You, creeps, don't need our help to look bad.
WOW. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
* The malec fandom asked the westallen and sanvers fandom to vote for them . That's cheating in every way . They knew Olicity was gonna beat them and now we have to vote against 3 different fandoms ? That's just unfair and pathetic.
NOTHING AGAINST THE RULES BY ROPING IN OTHER SHIPPERS, OR HAVING "POWER HOUR" VOTING.
UR JUST MAD YOU DIDN"T THINK OF IT FIRST.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
WELCOME BACK TO OUR OWN PERSONAL WEBPAGE . . . LOL.
I guess everyone has been on the eonline poll, right ? Gotta love the amount of wank in the comments. Apparently, someone used a bot to cheat in the last round (Final Four) . . with no proof other than accusations of "boasting"" by the cheaters on twitter . . . as one does when cheating on a poll ?????
This is Skam vs Shadowhunters all over again.
Sooooooo much wank . . Westallen, Ezria, Wayhaught, Jaenerys, Jaime/Claire (wow Outlander is such a wankfest for a newish fandom!!), Haylijah, Bughead, Barchie, Varchie, Malec, Clace, Olicity, MSR (Mulder/Scully), Delena . . . and a "little" tv series from Turkey, Vatanim Sensin (Wounded Love) and it's ship Hileon. Oh yeah, the wank rights it self. This is SKAM vs every other ship all over again. LOL.
Let's look at the comments so far.
* bitter because klaroline is not nominated
AWWW, WE FEEL FOR YOU . . NO, REALLY!!
* i hope noone cheats cause that looks very suspicious
AND THESE COMMENTS STARTED IN ROUND ONE!!
* ok,...umm what ??? Who are they and what is Wounded Love??? I've never heard of that I'm so confused
* Uh,who,are they and what show is that???
* Who the f is Hilal and Leon and why are they winning by so much??
* Ok Wounded Love sounds like a great show and all but... I'm not the only one who's just now hearing about it, right? Like I've literally NEVER heard of this show before and am VERY confused on how it's couple is winning by a landslide.
YOU CAN JUST SENSE THE XENOPHOBIA RISING. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, WHEN THE NORWEGIAN SHOW SKAM (and the ship Evak) WON THE POLL .
* Okey, Supercorp shippers, let's vote for #Emison. We have to destroy Caramel.
LOOOOOOOOOL
* Some of us missed the other couple names altogether. So now we only have 2 couples to choose from not 32 since we don't have a clue who else is on the list. Please relaunch the whole thing. Come on E!
Lately your not with the program at all.
* Honestly you should just start the vote over. I don't know how you think what you did makes any sense!
EONLINE FIXED THEIR ROUND 2 MISTAKE, BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOME.
DID THEY REALLY THINK THAT THE POLL WOULD BE STARTED OVER BECAUSE OF THEIR BUTTHURT ??!
* I thought Mudler/Scully were dead!!
AND THE COMMENT WAR BETWEEN XFILES & OUTLANDER BEGAN.
* Mulder and Scully best chemistry beetween two people
* You must not have watched Outlander
* Mmm no, Mulder and Scully do not have more chemistry. I feel absolutely nothing when I watch those two. I fall asleep watching them. It’s like watching the most boring, tasteless people attempting to pass off as a “couple”. When people think of chemistry, Caitriona and Sam (Claire and Jamie) come to mind. Not only that, Claire and Jamie’s chemistry is the talk of the internet, not Mulder an Scully. Sorry folks, you haven’t seen real chemistry and love until you’ve seen Claire and Jamie.
* I fandom that is what, 3 years old, is sh****ing on the ships other fandoms... I guess that explains why the Outlander tv show fandom is disliked so much by all other tv show fandoms.
* What the heck is Outlander? If it weren't for M & S, there would be no such thing as Shippers. And unless Outlander has 25 yrs worth of history, it's garbage. These Outlander folks are done. It's over. You lost.
* These other couples are just sooo cheesy and cheap. But, what do you expect from cable tv . Claire and Jamie have a REAL love story, the most epic on tv.
* I love Scully and Mulder, best couple, and the best chemistry, i love this people so much
* You’re clearly in the dark and haven’t seen real chemistry. Outlander’s Claire and Jamie have real chemistry, on and off screen.
( TO BE CONTINUED)
So, now you know what Kate's been up to (bless her little psychotic heart). But I have been in the Star Wars fandom . . God help me. Kate joined me (but she's already batshit crazy, so she enjoyed herself).
Again, we went after fic that was in the wrong shipping tag (ANTI KYLUX & ANTI REYLO).
a kylux fix - fanficlurker (ANTI KYLUX, TREEZIE RIPOFF THAT WAS PUT IN THE REYLO TAG AFTER A SHORT COMMENT WAR, WHERE KATE PRETENDED TO BE TREEZIE. THEN WE FOUND OUT HIS IDENTITY ON TUMBLR. AND THEN HE GOT BUTTHURT AND DELETED . . DAMNIT!! ) DELETED
A little bit of heaven - scalira (SOCKS, SINGING, REYLO SNIPPETS AND THE AUTHOR'S TWITTER DISCOVERED, AND IT ALL DETERIOATED RAPIDLY AFTER THAT. COMMENTS NOW MODERATED)
A little bit of sugar - SpaceAlexander (SOMEBODY TROLLED THIS BEFORE WE FOUND IT, DAMNIT!)
a reylo fic - treezie (OVER 5700 COMMENTS IN OUR TROLLING MAGNUM OPUS, WHICH ENDED AFTER A SHORT COMMENT WAR WITH THE AUTHOR & HER CLIQUE ON HER TWITTER ACCOUNT . . .
twitter.com/nicegal21 . . . * whistles innocently *) COMMENTS NOW MODERATED
a reylo sequel - helwolf (ACTUAL REYLO FIC THAT SENDS UP TREEZIES FIC. WE HELPFULY SUPPLIED A LINK TO TREEZIE/EMILY)
A short Kylux Fic - alittleshotofjohn (ANTI KYLUX)
A Short Reylo Fic - dracomalfoys DELETED
hearts pulse - queeraf
Kisses (for want of a better title) - AngelAxexinf (REYLO SMUT IN COMMENTS, ARGUMENTS WITH AUTHOR, WEIRD ASS ACSENTS, AND RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ENTRIES)
nolite te bastardes carborundorum - SaintHeretical (ACTUAL REYLO FIC THAT WAS SHIT ON BY ANTS ON TUMBLR. ANTS TRY TO ATTACK AUTHOR BUT GET TORN APART IN COMMENTS.THEN KATE AND I PRETENDED TO BE PRO AND ANTI REYLOS. THAT WAS FUN.) NOW MODERATED (Gee, I wonder why)
Reylo - orphan_account
Roses by the Bunches - LegallyLucifer aka FigureSgayts (WEED BROWNIE RECIPES, REYLO POSITIVITY MONTH, REYLO SNIPPETS, AND ARGUING OVER TLJ TRAILER)
Star Wars Episode VIII - khaleesicharlie aka spooky_mulder (COMMENTS MODERATED)
Understanding the force. - EdGluskin
When Rey came home - Swimmergirl_01
Who Are You Really - WhatTheWentz (WRITTEN BY WELL KNOWN TUMBLR TROLL madame-rants-a-lot. NOW A DISPROVED THEORY THAT LUKE IS REYS FATHER. LOL)
you and i both know that you gotta go - sapphoe SOME TLJ TAUNTING IN THE COMMENTS)
WOW. SO MUCH WANK.
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WE JOINED THIS FANDOM.
Seya around, random person who comes across this page. And a special shout-out to marrishitty. We miss you, you monkey loving pervert.
Jen & Kate
2 MONTHS??!
Wow. I almost forgot this comment section . . . we should call it The Hollywood Life Trolls Blog . . .
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS BLOG
. . . that's better.
Well, how goes the trolling? Pretty damn good. There's just so much fandom wank out there. SO MUCH!
The Flash and Supergirl fandoms have been my favourite v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ places to troll. Kate and I have been targeting any ANTI fics in the shipper tag on the AO3.
Soooo . . here are all the anti snowbarry, anti karamel fic (MOST ARE TAGGED KARA/MON-EL)
Snowbarry fanfic because who is the is the real otp - allxnwest
A Desire Fufilled - Boobchanan
Tugging the strings - Boobchanan (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT YET ANOTHER "LET'S TRASH THE CHARACTER WE HATE" FIC)
A Karamel Series - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account)
Another Karamel Fic - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account) (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT IS ALL ABOUT MURDERING MON-EL . . * sigh *)
Maybe I was always small, but I could fly before I crawled - Changed_For_Good (orphan_account)
Casual Murder at request of AnneTheFire - Mmjohns
Mon El down a well - Mmjohns
Falling For You - HetHetHet (Personal_Helicon)
Melting Marshmallows and Hearts - HetHetHet (Personal_Helicon)
I want to do bad things to you - caycep (NOT TAGGED KARAMEL BUT WAY-TOO_LOVINGLY-DESCRIBED MURDER OF MON-EL)
Justice To The OTP - LiveTheGay
Kara and Mon's first time - nochillreadytokill
On the radio - nochillreadytokill
Marry me - Nun_A_Legend
Moan-el - Clexkru
Rough and Ready - pinotnoir1994
The Darkest Place - katiemcgarth
You Can't Help Who You Fall In Love With - TwerkingAtSundaySchool
Of course it's all fun and games before someone gets into a comment war with a Nazi, and gets a fic deleted within hours (* glares at Kate *) . . . anyway, avoid this crazy alt right nutjob on tumblr, hatefuldisco (who has created over 30 tumblrs for her particular brand of cray-cray).
Yes, that was in the Shadow Hunters fandom. Ooops. Kate got pissed that the Clalec shippers (all 5 of them) were getting bullied, so went after any clalec tagged fic on the AO3. That turned into a bit of a trainwreck . . .
A Calec fic - orphan_account (A TREEZIE RIPOFF FIC)
a realization - scalira DELETED
Alec and Clary - That_British_Writer_Person DELETED
Controlled Love Story - Jacklyne (NOT TAGGED CLALEC BUT SHITS ALL OVER CLALEC WRITERS. COMMENTS NOW MODERATED . . FOR SOME REASON)
I'm With The Band - jordahparrish (NOT TAGGED CLALEC BUT OBVIOUSLY STICKING THE KNIFE TO CLALEC WRITERS)
lazy afternoon- PersephoneWrites (MOST OF KATE'S COMMENTS ENDED UP BEING DELETED . . WTF DID YOU SAY, KATE?)
Midnight training - TakahashiYuri (THIS IS AN ACTUAL CLALEC FIC BUT SOME ANTI IDIOTS TURNED UP IN THE COMMENTS SO KATE GOT RIGHT ON THAT)
My Parabatai’s Girl - TRIGGERED (MORE IDIOTS IN THE COMMENTS . . MALEC SHIPPERS ARE NOT EXACTLY ALL SWEETNESS & LIGHT)
of love and necessary conversations - adorkable (spencereid) DELETED
The Most Beautiful Person - Once_Upon_A_Ghost_Story (CLALEC TAG NOW REMOVED . . HOW'D YOU DO THAT, KATE?)
Kate's scary when she's drinking. Yikes!
Has it really been six weeks ? Huh.
Well, it's not like there's anyone who visits here anymore. I mean, stydiot is dead and buried . . .
A shout out to antimarrish , liliaeth, madame-rants-a-lot, marrishshippersclub, otherbully1, rongasm, runicscribbles, saynotomarrish, stydiaordie, and tylerposet. And every other stydiot who entertained us.
(* waves to marrishitty *)
So, what are we up to now ? Well, Teen Wolf may be over but fandom wank continues. Like, you can pick a fandom at random , and you can be certain of a ship war or two.
Needless to say, Kate and I are having a ball.
The Vampire Diaries/Originals fandoms are a blast. You gotta love how batshit-fucking-crazy the klarowhiners are ! And the Shadowhunters fandom seems to love dogpiling the like, FIVE people who ship clalec. Kate had fun on all the anti clalec fic on AO3. Which is why most of them moderate their comment sections now (wise move).
And the Westallen vs Snowbarry ships in The Flash fandom . . . wow.
But Mon-El returning to Supergirl has opened up so many opportunities . . for us to troll that fandom ( as most authors on the AO3 who wrote anti-karamel fic found out).
But it's the Star Wars fandom that we're having the most fun (esp treezie's fic in above link). So much wank !! And crepe memes. And ants. And a heck of a lot of Annes. And Porg recipes.
So, that's where you'll mostly find us. I know most of our fellow trolls moved on elsewhere (aww, we'll miss ya), but we'll keep on trolling.
@stydia Are you still there ? or, did you bugger off ?
Dear stydia
OMFG! It's been like 8-9 months since anyone dared come here. I honestly thought you'd all forgotten.
Wait! antimarrish, is that you ? Pato ? marrishitty and her multiple personalities ?
Anyway . . .
"stydia was endgame :) "
▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀▀█▀▀ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀
▒█▀▀▀ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ░▒█░░ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▄▄ ▒█▀▀▀
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▒█░░ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█▄▄▄
▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▀▀█▀▀
▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░░▒█ ░▒█░░
▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▒█░░
▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀▀█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄░▒█ ▒█▀▀▄
▒█▀▀▀ ▒█░░▒█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▒█▒█ ▒█░▒█
▒█░░░ ▒█▄▄▄█ ░▀▄▄▀ ▒█░░▀█ ▒█▄▄▀
stydia was endgame :)
And we're back for our final roundup of Teen Wolf.
We had so many characters return, but so many were missing too. Let's all remember the characters that Jeff Davis forgot.
* Cora Hale
Where did she go ? Is she still in South America ? Is she still a big ball of snark ?
* The Calaveras
The only family of Hunters we know about, outside of the Argents. Wish we'd seen more.
* Natalie Martin
Where did Lydia's mom go, after early in 6B ? Do any of us care ?
* Henry Tate
Seriously, what is it with missing parents around here ? What ever happened to the Desert Wolf ?
* Braeden
Obviously no longer with Derek. So, no one really cares anymore.
* Alan Deaton/Marin Morrell
After an earlier cameo. Deaton disappeared yet again. And no one has seen Morrell since 3B. Has anyone even noticed ?
* Danny
Left Beacon Hills . No one noticed. Except us. We did. Fuck you, Jeff.
* Isaac
Somewhere in France ? Or, possibly in some zombie wasteland.
* Hayden
Liam's ex-girlfriend. No one misses Layden. Because now we have Thiam. Slash ships rule !
* Kira Yukimura/Noshiko & Ken Yukimura
Apparently, Kira is still stuck under sand with those Skinwalkers. I guess she took her parents with her ?
* Various teachers
Remember Principal Thomas and his Deputy ? Yeah, us either.
* Various students
Whatever happened to bisexual Caitlin ? Or sassy Danielle ?
AND WHO THE FUCK IS GREENBERG ??
And now we remember those who never made it out of the Death Trap that is Beacon Hills:
* Deucalion/Kali/Ennis/Aiden
Remember when the Alpha Pack was something to be feared ? And before Duke turned into a cardigan wearing peacenik ?
* Allison Argent/Victoria Argent
Chris is basically the last Argent standing. And Victoria was the scariest villain this series ever had. We miss her sharpening a pencil while glaring at Scott.
* Talia Hale/Laura Hale
We barely met either of them. But we will always remember Laura . . as the corpse cut in half in the first episode.
* Boyd/Erica
We'll always miss Derek's puppies. Especially the way they finally gave Boyd a back story . . only to kill him off in the next episode.
* Jennifer Blake
Basically Kate Argent 2.0. Therefore we all hate her. But damn, did she look good when slaughtering people with her powers !
* Satomi/Brett & Lori
Ancient werewolf taken out off-screen. Bisexual Brett and his sister taken out over one whole episode, that was boring as batshit (maybe shoulda taken them out off-screen too).
* Matt Daehler
Nolan 1.0. The original psycho-boy.
* Eichen House staff/inmates (Valack/Brunski/Schrader)
Seriously, not a place I'd like to work. Work Safety leaves a lot to be desired.
* Claudia Stilinski
A character they brought back for 6A. Wish they hadn't.
* Pretty much every Super Villain
Like seriously. The Alpha Pack, Berserkers, various Argents, the Darach, Nogitsune, Oni, Dread Doctors, various assassins (Garrett & Violet/The Chemist/The Mute), La Bete du Gevaudan, Ghost Riders, Nazi werewolves, the Anuk-ite.
Wow.
* Various chimeras
We'll miss you Josh, Tracy. Not so much you, Donovan or Belasko. And we never knew the rest (Lucas, Patrick, Noah, Zach, Beth . .).
* Sean Walcott
The wendigo kid at the beginning of season 4. You looked like being an interesting character . . so, of course they killed you.
* Various students/teachers/cops/Hunters/supernaturals/doctors and nurses
Remember the teacher that hated Stiles, Adrian Harris ? Started a real trend in teacher related deaths.
In fact, any of these professions will get you killed, if you live in Beacon Hills. Goddamn !
Wow. This show certainly packed a lot of murder into it's 6 seasons. Maybe only the Walking Dead had a higher body count.
We'll see you guys around . . maybe. :)
(PART 2)
Back to " Decorative Stonework Statues For Beginners", or the Auk-ite handing everyones asses to them. Peter already turned to stone, but now Malia and Ethan and Jackson too. And Derek follows, after facing . . Jennifer Blake ? (OMFG, his WORST FEAR ?? Monroe tells her Hunters to shoot statues, just in case (Man, she has to die !!).
Meanwhile, the Sheriff shows what a badass really looks like, and beats up his Deputies, and forces them to free Parrish in Eichen. Then they free Rafael, and plans to disarm all the Hunters. It's nice to see someone who knows how to plan.
Scott finally faces the Anuk-ite, who uses his worst fears against him. Cue Nogitsune Stiles (and drooling from all the female fans), and attacks by Derek and Malia.
Then the stupidest scene ever . . as Scott rips out his eyes with his claws (* barf *) . The Anuk-ite turns into Oni, Berserker, Dread Doctors, but Scott was just buying time . . for Stiles to turn up with MOUNTAIN ASH (omfg, Gerard !!). Somehow, Stiles is NOT turned to stone, even though looks at Anuk-ite, but the Anuk-ite is turned to stone itself after being trapped in mountain ash ??!
All the supernaturals turned to stone break free (Derek, Peter) and take out Hunters. Monroe is smart enough to run (Damnit !)
Oh, and Gerard shoots Kate with the lethal yellow wolfsbane, and Chris walks out on the pair, leaving were-jaguar Kate to rip Gerard to pieces ( & hopefully die herself).
The most awesome scene is when Coach suddenly appears and beats the crap out of a Hunter with a lacrosse stick ("Good to see you, coach" Jackson says (after flinching when Coach wailed the hell out of the Hunter). "You too, Jackson" . . now, that is a BADASS !!)
At the hospital, we have our redemption moment for Theo, as he takes pain away from a dying Gabe (aww, our puppy cares about people . . except for the sister he murdered, and those chimera he stole powers from, and what the hell happened to his "parents", after he threatened them with a hammer anyway ??).
Scott's eyes are healed with a kiss (???) by Malia. Oh, and Lydia holds Stiles hand (he doesn't even notice . . so there was 0.01 % stydiot for the entire 6B.)
Oh, and Parrish can now make guns too hot to handle . . when did he learn to do that ?
Liam tells Monroe "You lost." (well, duh) .
Later, Liam and Nolan are now co-captains of lacrosse team (another great Coach moment). Everyone knows about supernatural (Dude, it's Beacon Hills). And all those decorative stone statues have been removed (?).
Chris and Melissa also get a kiss scene (LOL, everyone got a scene except stydiot). Oh, and Peter and Theo and Jackson, Ethan (back in London), Chris, and Deaton (oh hi ! You got 2 seconds here !) are now part of Scott's pack.
Flash forward to possible spinoff, as Scott and pack (Stile, Lydia, Liam, Derek, Malia) meet . . at night, in the rain (what else ?!) slow-mo walk with new pack member Alec. And not even hand holding for stydiot (thank you, Jeff. The reactions all across the stydiot nation were worth having to sit through 6A).
THE END.
Back later for further notes. I can't believe that Kate and I have been trolling this fandom for several years now. How time flies, when you're dealing with idiots. Bye.
Teen Wolf S6E20 "The Wolves Of War".(extra-long final episode ever . . yeah, making it longer definitely made it suck less . . no, really.)
All we have to know going in is that there is the Anuk-ite and Gerard. That about covers it.
Oh look, an obvious flash forward with Twu Alfa Scott and Call-Me-Daddy (Chris Argent) protecting young werewolves from Hunters.
1-This totally spoils the wether Scott survives battle with the Anuk-ite.
and
2- What the fuck was up with the crappy CGI ??! Did their special effects budget run out, just like their lighting budget ? It was hilarious though, watching Chris slide along to his truck. * snort *
Oh look, Scott and Chris bonding over Allison ( she gets a couple of mentions. Unlike Kira.). And the new werewolf, Alec is an obvious attempt to promote a spinoff. NOT IMPRESSED.
Back to the action as Scott and the rest under fire from Monroe and her Hunters. Then Stiles runs his jeep into one Hunter, while Derek does hilarious ninja leap at another two. Love the massive Stiles eyeroll before Derek leaps into action (knows the dude is a show off).
The Hunters flee. Deucalion dies ( at least I'm now sure they won't kill Peter). Snarky Peter-Derek reunion. No hug or kiss for stydiot (LOL). Scott hugs Derek (ROFL).
Oh look, Gerard sends a radio message to Scott, and tortures Jackson (LOL at concerned look by Lydia). Gerard has already captured Rafael, Parrish and has Liam, Mason, Corey and Melissa all bailed up at the hospital.
The Twu Alfa sends Theo to the hospital, to back up his Beta. We get a cute I Love You moment between Mason and Corey (more than we get with stydiot ! ROFL). Melissa tends to wounded Nolan.
Liam runs into Gabe, but is pulled into lift by Theo as Gabe opens fire. Then the pair make out in lift . . wait, that didn't happen ? Team Thiam takes out Hunters ( Melissa and Nolan now helping), while Team Morey also kicks ass ! Then Gabe shot by own Hunters (but no one cares).
Then we get the Sterek moment the whole fandom has wanted since Season 4. Stiles tells story of how he saved Derek from FBI . . but Derek tells of how he saved Stiles when toe grazed by bullet . . and yes, we do get the "bridal carry" that was spoiled weeks ago . . and was disbelieved by the stydiots. (FYI, Stiles and Lydia are not even standing next to each other in this scene . . LOL LOL)
Meanwhile, Peter is sent to the school (oh look, it's night. It's ALWAYS night at this school) to look for Anuk-ite. He is the first of the gang to be turned to stone. (what happened to the statues left at the hospital ? Are they now decorative garden ornaments ?). But, in a plot twist, it turns out supernaturals can live after being turned to stone. So, thank Gog Jeff Davis saved us all from dramatic tension !
Scott is shot by Monroe, with the yellow wolfsbane bullet, and Malia chases her but somehow can't catch her (even though has supernatural speed on her side). Derek uses a blowtorch to burn out the poison (I thought they needed the actual type of wolfsbane , and then burn it to ash and put it in wound ?? Did you retcon your own damn rule s AGAIN, Jeff ??)
Meanwhile, Jackson flirts with his captor , and then beats the hell out of him with his Kanima tail !! That was actually awesome ! He frees himself, and then Lydia uses scream to smash open door. Then we get this awesome scene where Lydia squeals and runs into Jackson's arms !! So much for stydiot !!
Stiles pulls them apart (doesn't really look that upset though), and Jackson says they have to rescue Ethan (penny drops on their relationship, but apparently Lydia always suspected Jackson liked guys too). Cute Jethan moment follows.
Everyone converges on school, and everyone is promply turned to stone by Anuk-ite, as it uses people's own fears to compel them to look.
(END OF PART 1)
Wait ! Is Stydiageddon still going ? Holy shit ! Move on, guys. Stydiot is dead.
* Um, I’m not sure what he’s talking about, but there was NO Stiles and Lydia. Overall, I would say it’s a letdown. I love series finales where they focus on the characters and their personal lives. This had little of that and way too much focus on characters who aren’t main characters.
* yeah, we waited for so long to see stydia finally together, and when they are finally on a relationship, we couldn’t even see it properly. So, i’m grateful for all their journey and for the great 6A. it should’ve ended in 6A, after the amazing 6×10. That was the real series finale.
* it was stiles who dumped malia lol. Stiles only loved one girl in his life and the girl is and and always will be Lydia Martin. Stydia is endgame. true love always wins in the end.
* Stydia will forever be one of the most popular and beloved couples. And you didn’t watched the entire 6A??? Stiles was taken by the ghost riders and only lydia could bring stiles back, because of their love and their connection. Stydia had six years of development. Lyda cared about stiles and stiles cared about lydia. They have the most beautiful and special connection. Malia and stiles was only meant to be a temporary thing because stiles only loved one girl and this girl is and always will be lydia martin. And that’s why stydia is endgame. In th end, true love always wins.
* What a garbage finale. All meaningless fighting with no focus on the main characters personal lives. And we had random side characters making out but not one hug between Stiles and Lydia who had zero interaction all season. Trash.
* lol only in your dreams “sterek had more development”. haha. nice joke there. Stydia had six years of development. Youre trying to compare your crack ship with an actual OTP and canon endgame on the show? Sterek never had a chance. Stydia is forever and endgame.
* true haha. Only in a very delusional mind would think that sterek would be anything more than a crack ship lol. Joke is on them. Stydia was always meant to be endgame. Since the pilot.
* actually, sterek is a crack ship, because it was never a actual ship. Stydia is a a real ship and endgame. Sterek was never meant to happen and Jeff davis only talked about sterek like a joke. Stydia was always meant to be endgame. Stydia is Teen Wolf’s most powerful couple and Jeff know this. In 6A we finally had stydia as 100% canon and now they are endgame, because in the end true love always wins.
* what stalia are you talking about??? lol stiles only loved one girl and it was always Lydia. Stydia is endgame and was always meant to be endgame. The only thing forced here is you. Stay bitter. lol.
* Honestly what a joke. That whole finale episode sucked big time. I watch this show for Stydia and we got nothing …. not even one lousy hug or kiss. As if you wouldnt hug your boyfriend after not seeing him for a month or so … instead she slaps him on the shoulder like he was her friend nothing more in one scene. Really Jeff what was the point should have left them as friends. It ended perfectly at 6×10.
* Even Chris argent and Melissa got a kiss and I didn’t even get my stydia hug. Or a sciles scene. Wtf was that finale
DO THEY EVER SHUT UP ?!!
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo)
S6E16 - 0.43 (0.22 Demo)
S6E17 - 0.42 (0.21 Demo)
S6E18 - 0.42 (0.23 Demo)
S6E19 - 0.38 (0.21 Demo)
S6E20 - 0.67 (0.37 Demo) - You notice that the highest ratings this season have been the episodes that had Stiles. Not a surprise that people tuned in to see their last ever sterek moment. Farewell show. You took our hearts and crushed them mercilessly. Kudos Jeff Davis, you magnificent bastard !
Bye.
AND STYDIAGEDDON CONTINUES . . . WHICH FOR THE STYDIOTS, SEEMS TO BE A STRANGE COMBINATION OF OUTRIGHT DENIAL AND HEAVY DRINKING. COOL.
* After 6 years, Stydia is officially endgame.
* BANGS HEAD AGAINST DESK *
* honestly…I can’t believe they had Lydia scream and hug Jackson like he didn’t…abuse her…i’m
#i'm speechless #I can not
* Six seasons and Lydia Martin never said I love you to Stiles Stilinski
AND SHE NEVER WILL.
* Your right meg! But we can’t do anything but just know stydia deserved better. I’m still happy that they are endgame.
ONE SHOT FOR EVERY TIME A STYDIOT GOES INTO DENIAL AND SCREAMS THAT STYDIOT WAS ENDGAME !! OMG, I'M GOING TO BE SOOO DRUNK !!
* I actually don't agree at all. I feel that the stydia in the finale was perfect. It was so stydia I don't get how ppl don't see that.
AWW, U GUYS ARE HALLUCINATING AGAIN. MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM THE LSD, KAY ?
* It's like they told Holland and Dylan to avoid contact. It's not fan service if you've made it canon. The avoidance was distracting.
HI MEG BONNEY !! KISS MY ASS !!
It's so interesting to see Stydia shippers complain about this. Especially when you guys were so silent when the show completely erased Sterek from the show, kept Dylan & Hoechlin from interacting together, kept Sterek apart, & laughed at us. I guess, karma?
COLETHEWOLF, U ARE OUR HERO !!
* i cant believe stydia didn’t even have a fucking peck on the lips on the LAST episode ever of tw and that through all of season 5 and 6a i had to watch liam and hayden kiss 4 times a episode
* HI STYDIA BECAME ENDGAME (always has been)
AND I’M ONLY HERE TO CACKLE ONE LAST TIME AT THE HATERS THX
MY SHIP IS SO PURE
HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY DEVELOPED RELATIONSHIPS I’VE EVER SEEN ON TV AND NOT TO FORGET HEALTHY AS WELL
THX FOR SHOWING EVERYONE WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE
#don't argue with me
. . ARE YOU FEELING OK ? NO ? MAYBE PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN, THEN ? (HONESTLY, UR THE FUNNIEST STYDIOT YET).
* important dates in my life:
january 31, 2017: stydia became canon
september 24, 2017: stydia became endgame
OMFGHRDDRYF WHAT THE HELL ? THIS IS TAKING DENIAL TO SCARY LEVELS.
And the PureFandom recap is out, and the stydiot-obsessed writer (Meg Bonney) is not impressed !
* The Stiles/Pack reunion was a little underwhelming. After all this time apart, we thought we’d see a little more between Scott and Stiles – and Lydia and Stiles, but nope. And after 6a, we all thought we were going to see this couple actually BE a couple and hug or something, but they did not (boo!).
* Lydia and Stiles go to the armory to save Jackson and things get awkward. First, Lydia runs and hugs him, which is weird because at this point in the episode she still hasn’t even touched her current BF. Also, he was pretty terrible to her and then just left town. It just felt out of place and more like a Holland/Colton moment, rather than an earned Lydia/Jackson moment.
ROFL
BACK TO STYDIAGEDDON !!
* I mean, the least jeff could do is release the script for the five minute stydia sex scene. it’s what we deserve.
IT NEVER EXISTED, YOU FUCKING MORONS !!
* "imagine writing a show about this friendship and building up a couple for 6 years just to ignore both in the series finale? Bet y'all didn’t see that coming!”
* the hand hold and her looking up at stiles and remembering how important her kiss was with him, and then having the two couples walking side by side at the end, scalia + stydia, pretty much leaves nothing up for interpretation LOL … to the people that want stydia not to be real, they can choose to believe it’s not and focus on fanworks, but canon is pretty much set in stone …
OK, NOW "I" NEED A DRINK.
* GOOD THINGS stydia is 100% endgame
lol but i knew that i would really have to kill for a stydia knew we wouldn’t get one but it’s okay they’re canon that’s all that matters ❤️❤️ but also Jeff Davis screwed us stydias up one last time just for the sake of memories and old times thanks jeff ????????????
* In the light of recent events, aka the last episode not giving us the Stydia we deserve, I felt that it was my duty as a writer to give back to this loving fandom family and just bestow you with some little one shots.
I THINK THE STYDIOTS GOT E-X-A-C-T-L-Y WHAT THEY DESERVED.
* I’d like to point out that Lydia literally didn’t want stiles to come back because she couldn’t lose him but apparently has no problem separating from him to go with jethan and they couldn’t even make her run to hug stiles/kiss him but she could run to hug Jackson and not want to let him go.
* im not the biggest stydia fan but thay could at least have given a finale kiss to one of the biggest ship of the show
I KNOW. WE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE A STEREK KISS !!
NOW I NEED A BREAK. BUT GO ONTO ANY OF THE STYDIOT BLOGS. WALL TO WALL ENTERTAINMENT AT THE MOMENT !!
BACK TO THE DRINKING GAME THAT IS STYDIOT !!!
* I’ll end it on this:we didn’t have it all but we had endgame..
MAN, THEY'RE IN DENIAL .
* STYDIA AND SCALIA WERE END GAME AND TO ANYONE WHO EVER WAS RUDE AND INSULTED MY SHIPS SAYING THEY WEREN’T END GAME….I WON
WON WHAT ? THE RESPECT OF THE SHOW'S WRITERS AND ACTORS ? THE LOVE OF ALL THE OTHER SHIPPERS IN THIS FANDOM ?
(FOOTAGE NOT FOUND)
* lydia remembering her and stiles’ first kiss was a blessing thank you jeff davis
YEP. PANIC ATTACKS ARE THE PERFECT TIME TO STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN SOMEONES THROAT.
* I know teen wolf is about the pack as a whole BUT THEY COULDNT EVEN GIVE STYDIA FANS A CHEEK KISS?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. ALL OF THESE DAMN YEARS AND WE GOT NOTHING. BUT NOOOOOOO JACKSON AND LYDIA GET A HUG AND WE GET NOTHING. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FCK. JEFF. DAVIS. THAT FELT LIKE A ROYAL FUCK YOU TO THE FANS.
. . AND HERE WE THOUGHT JEFF WAS BEING TOO SUBTLE.
* STYDIA IS ENDGAMEEEEE YEEEEEEE IM SO HAPPY
. . WERE WE WATCHING THE SAME EPISODE ??
* okay but my #1 question for right now is… Why wasnt there at least a stydia hand holding or Stiles arm wrapped around Lydia in the final scene? We saw Scalia kiss twice and even they got a longing glance during the flash foward… Like was it intentional? or were they like oh stydia got all the scenes last season? I just dont get it.
* I WAITED ALL THESE SEASONS TO SAY THIS, TO FINALLY BE SURE THAT NOTHING IS GONNA TAKE THIS FACT FROM ME. WE DID IT FANDOM:
STYDIA
IS
ENDGAME
. . AND WE WAITED THIS LONG TO FINALLY SAY THIS:
NO
IT'S
NOT !!
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME BITCHESSSSSSS!
#we been knew tho
. . STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE !!!
* SHUT UP I’M SCREAMING A STYDIA SEX SCENE WAS IN THE WRITING IT WAS ON PAPER IT EXISTED
. . . OMFG !! THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT !!
* I’m sorry but what. There’s more scenes of fucking Jackson and Lydia than actual stiles and Lydia like im Jeff “i’m gonna make a "cute” scene with Lydia and her abuser rather than her and her soulmate" davis
* STYDIA IS OFFICIALLY END GAME SO FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS
. . 1) NO IT'S NOT.
. . 2) NO.
* So you’re telling me that they spent half a season setting Stydia up and having Lydia realize she’s in love with Stiles and then I get a three second hand hold in the SERIES FINALE and that’s supposed to satisfy me?
I got more Stydia content when they weren’t canon.
* I CANT BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS TIME SUFFERING PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY FOR THIS SHIP THEY ARE FINALLY CANON BUT IM GOING TO DIE BITTER ANYWAYS BC FROM ALL THE SHIPS THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT FOR INTERPRETATION LIKE SERIOUSLY COULD YOU NOT PUT A 2 SECONDS SCENE IN THE END OF THEM HOLDING HANDS OR WHATEVER WHAT THE FUCK I NEED CLOSURE PLEASE ARE THEY ENDGAME OR NOT JESUS FUCK
* I don’t think anyone will ever understand the pain i’m in right now because there was basically no stydia this season even tho i had been waiting years for them to finally get together and boi lemme tell you that was just as painful
* Okay, so. Pretty sure that us EVERYONE on the Stydia and Sciles fandoms gives as many dollars as possible, we could pay Dylan, Holland and Tyler to do the Stydia, Sciles and Scilydia scenes that Jeff “couldn’t do”.
I mean. Tyler WOULD also help us. He’s our Holy Father™ and loves Sciles and Stydia
HAVE YOU TRIED THERAPY ?
* i guess i could now change my url to “stydiaendgamehappenedin2017″
ONLY IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT YOU.
* Yo @ all the antis - stydia is literally still endgame?? lmao nothing changed just cuz the episode was sparse but stiles still admitted he’s been in love with Lydia the entire show and they have been in a long-term relationship…. why you celebratin?
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE AND JUST SO FUCKING ENTERTAING TO WATCH, AS YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT ENDGAME IS REAL. OMFG !!!
* I’m proud to finally say that STYDIA IS AN ENDGAME
#to all of those who still deny it
FOOTAGE NOT FOUND.
* STYDIA FANS DESERVED MORE
NO THEY DIDN'T.
* you know that already but let me remind you that STYDIA IS ENDGAME YOU ALL
FOOTAGE STILL NOT FOUND.
* where was the stydia kiss tho?!?!? like??? jeff??? yall did them dirty
#stydia #like seriously i was waiting #wtf
* I spent over 5 years waiting for Stiles and Lydia to get together, 5 fucking years. They finally bring them together in 6x10 and then it’s back to absolutely nothing for 9 episodes. 6x20 rolls around and the only shred of affection we get is a hug between Lydia and the guy who emotionally abused her for their entire relationship. What do we get between Stiles and Lydia? A fucking hand touch, are you kidding me?!
I loved this show and that series final felt like a betrayal.
* yeah okay but where was stydia tho?
#but there was the stydia we were promised? · like · for real
* so where’s stydia? stydia’s hug, kiss or sex scene? WHAT THE FUCK JEFF
* Stydia was one of the most thought out ships of the entire show and they somehow got the least amount of kisses out of all the couples???!!! WTF THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
#I’m so bitter about how Jeff did all of 6b it’s such shit #THE CHARACTERS DESERVE BETTER #WE DESERVE BETTER
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND I COULDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE
SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO DRUGS BOYS AND GIRLS. IT MAKES YOU BELIEVE CRAZY THINGS.
* we saw so many scalia kisses in the last few episodes. but i have to live rest of my pathetic life seeing ONLY two stydia kisses. and one of them was way back in season 3. i will hate jeff davis forever for this.
* Me after 6x20: Where is my facking STYDIA !?
* I’m calling the ending of Teen Wolf bittersweet.
Sweet because Scott McCall was an amazing alpha.
FOOTAGE DEFINITELY NOT FOUND.
Bitter because where the hell was my stydia.
* I mean why would I be bitter that I waited 6 seasons for Stydia to happen and they didn’t kiss in the finale?
* Makes super happy to know Stydia is canon and endgame and together and married for life, but it makes me sad to know I’ll never have a love like theirs.
I’m not crying. Oh.Yes
I AM CRYING
U STARTED DRINKING EARLY, HUH ?
* So the teen wolf finale was absolute garbage…….
#we were robbed #stydia
* ALSO STYDIA WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GIVE MINUTE SEX SCENE OMFG ASDFGHJKL
* STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND I COULDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE
. . EXCEPT YOU ARE APPARENTLY HALLUCINATING. MAYBE TAKE YOUR MEDS ?
* can we all just take a moment to understand that after 6 seasons of this show, we can finally say that stydia was officially endgame.
like we called it but it actually happened.
JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS !!!
* I think they are absolutely endgame. Couples don’t have to hug or hang all over each other 24/7 for people to know they are dating. Lydia and Stiles are too strong of people to be all over each other and constantly needing the other person by their side. And I was meaning if Lydia had gotten over him in season 2 she would have seen how great and kind Stiles is to her and how he treats her with respect. If that happened in season 2, she wouldn’t even notice Aiden is season 3.
. . OR JUST IGNORE ME AND KEEP TALKING CRAZY, THEN.
* Didn’t JackASSon leave Lydia alone and heart broken at the beginning of season 3? Why is she running to him like they have been dating this whole time and haven’t seen each other in a few years? I hate this.
And did y’all see Stiles’ face? He’s like, “Really? After all he did to you, you are going to run to him like nothing happened?” Poor Stiles.
. She has been doing so well and she found herself a boy who respects her and treats her kind, but the second she sees Jackson she runs to him like nothing ever happened.
. Honestly I’m so angry? That’s so disrespectful towards Lydia’s character and I’m so triggered
IT'S OVER !! ALL THE SUFFERING !! ALL THE TORMENT !!
WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER SECOND OF STYDIOT AGAIN !!
I think TrollingSinceChernobyl said it best :
"The best thing in 6b is the srydia pro tag. Seriously, who could predict it? It’s better and more entertaining than anti srydia tag. The sweet, sweet taste of their tears.
Fam, what a time to be PETTY :) "
So, back to Stydiageddon.
* I’m proud to finally say that STYDIA IS AN ENDGAME
And back to . . what are we calling it . . STYDIAGEDDON !!!
* I’m so sad
#I cannot believe they ruined half of Lydia's development for that #I am so disappointed
* the writers are so dumb and insensitive if they think it’s okay to ruin lydias character development by making her be okay with all the shit jackson did to her in the past like when he made her cry and when he called her the deadest weight in his life… who actually thought it was a good idea to have her happily run to her abuser?
* i already lost hope that we'll get any stydia in the finale. i'm pretty sure all we'll have will be them standing next to each other and exchange a few lines. i'm sure we won't get anything meaningful, especially a kiss (6a should've been the end tbh)
Yep. 100%. I’ll still claim Scolia but that’s it from 6b. Everything else can choke.
* i just saw gifs of the lydia and jackson thing and literally said EW out loud and now feel like crying. she SPRINTS into the arms of her abuser but barely even bats an eye when her BOYFRIEND shows up after like a month? jeff davis can choke this is so disappointing and gross
* I know everyone is upset about the lack of stydia and the horrible OOC spoilers but honestly I aspect nothing more from tw.
I wasn’t very surprised. And the thing that hurt was this idea that we had made up Stydia, that it didn’t exist the way we thought it did, but I remembered that the writers are shit and got over it so that was kinda my emotional journey.
* While I think the Derek/Stiles spoilers would be the stupidest scene ever, second maybe only to the Jackson/lydia reunion, whoever presented those spoilers didnt mention pretty much anything by way of stydia dialogue. So im holding out (if these are true) that there is solid stydia dialogue whether that be in their own reunion or the flashforward...a girl can dream
* LMAO This shit is so OOC and makes zero sense!!! Lydia doesn't give a flying fuck if Jackson is safe or not n why in the world would she have a sense thst he's not ok??? Also lydia having a talking/ bantering scene with Peter in this economy??? I can't believe Jeff allowed this?? huge silence ????
* Are stiles and lydia even dating? or did it like just leave us with them after the kiss
* So Stiles and Lydia are going to be extremely OOC in the finale love that
* for real what kind of drugs do you think Jeff and his writers were on as they wrote 6b especially the final? It must be strong af
* Never gonna watch anything associated with Jeff Davis name ever again.
ON THAT LAST ONE, THE ENTIRE FANDOM AGREES.
LOL. Thanks Jen, for your tireless self-sacrifice in having to recap this bucket of drivel. Now, let's see what is happening with the stydiots. With all the recent/future pydia/jydia/sterek scenes, I think we know how they'll react.
* ugh can u believe so far this season we got more p/ydia and j/ydia than stydia like can u hear me rioting
#i'm so pissed, #in which universe is this okay??, #ugh i'm done with this show
* Jackson treated Lydia like shit,he made her feel like she was nothing and now she sees him and goes and gives him a really emotional hug?hell no
* Okay i’ve seen the jydia hug and WTF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?WHY JEFF?WHY?
* anyways…rip to lydia martin’s self-respect
# I really had the tiniest hope but the j*dia hug ruined it
* no offence but teen wolf can choke. i mean writing off a woc was just not enough, they decided to normalise a relationship between lydia and her freakin abuser!!! OH WAIT THERE IS MORE. Let’s do it in front of her boyfriend. you know the ONLY PERSON that gives her the damn respect she deserves!!!!! hmm makes sense.
#the disrespect!!!!!!!!
* Teen wolf can choke, thats all I gotta say. I cant believe they would do this to this to stiles. Disrespect lydia’s character like that. Completely ignore their relationship like that. Well jeff you can shove ur abuse loving ass somewhere else.
#anti teen wolf #im so upset guys you don't understand
* but jackson literally tortured lydia?? made her cry 1000 times???? can’t believe she would have so little self respect to RUN to him and HUG him and all that IN FRONT OF STILES ??????¿¿¿¿ THAT’S SO OOC WTF
* wHAT THE HELLL I HATE THIS SHOW 6B IS SOOO BAD GSFAGEYSVSHS
* Teen wolf acting like jackson didn’t abuse lydia and their relationship wasnt toxic af and make them hug does not only upset me it makes me livid and really mad
* Real talk tho, Jydia hugging is so messy Teen Wolf has really come to this huh?
* in other news the tw writers dont give a shite about female characters who are abused and are quick to brush it off (THEY MADE MY GURL LYDIA HUG HER ABUSIVE EX!!)
* They hyped up the stydia/Jackson reunion so much and now it sounds stupid.
#you can keep your jydia hug #and ooc Stiles #jeffs making it so hard for me to stay positive
* Bs.
Y'all got me all the way fucked up if you actually want me to believe that kick ass, power princess, banshee queen, Lydia Martin suddenly woke up in the middle of the night whispering ‘where’s jackson’ when she has no idea that he’s even in beacon hills or has had any communication with his trash, toxic, abusive ass, in years since his narcissistic ass went to London ? That had nothing to do with her banshee abilities lol. These writers are so trash if this series wasn’t over in 2 episodes I promise you I’d be boycotting the fuck out of it.
#anti jackson whittemore #anti jydia #anti Jeff Davis #anti this toxic bullshit script #HE PHYSCIALLY ABD MENTALLY ABUSED LYDIA STOP TRYING TO MAKE JYDIA PLATONIC OR NOT ATHING #LYDIA MARTIN DOESNT GIVE A FLIP ABOUT THAT LIZARD TOE #literally I don't know if o should laugh or cry #that scene wasn't shit and I rebuke it #the fact that this irrelevant toad is back in the first place is stupid on it's own #leave Lydia Martin alone #SHE DOESNT NEED JACKSON #and he doesn't deserve Lydia #I'm fuming
* As someone who had incredibly low expectations for Teen Wolf 6b lemme just say
I’m still really disappointed.
#THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN SLOPPY ASS WRITING
#and the finale is a clusterfuck
#i always thought I would watch the teen wolf series finale live
#but I don't think it's worth the effort guys
#I've been positive this whole season but I'm annoyed now
#they fucked up my favorite ship (stydia) by not giving them any semblance of romance
#and they fucked up my second favorite ship (scolia) by giving them TOO MUCH romance
LOL
(PART 2)
Derek catches Chris following him, and they head off to another Hale vault. Great snark between pair over Gerard being allowed to live. Then the FBI arrive (how did you not hear them, Derek ??), but Kate Argent kills them (disguised as one of them . . how did they NOT realise she wasn't one of them ??). At this point, Derek looks soooo done with all of this crap (US TOO !!).
Oh look, Derek getting beaten up by his ex . . again!!. Then Chris shoots her (YESSSSSSS !!!). But she's got the yellow wolfsbane and intends to give it to Gerard (who will use it in a bullet for Scott, thus removing his powers . . still a smart old bastard I see). So, I guess we're all heading back to BH.
Some more Pydia . . LOL. Lydia tells of vision where entire pack turned to stone (Derek, Jackson, Ethan, Malia, Peter, Scott . .)
Then some hilarious scenes as Deucalion tries to teach Scott and Malia to fight blind ( "Now you sound like an Alpha" . . LOL ROFL LOL ROFL LMAO . .). Malia seems to love beating up a blindfolded Scott just a little too much. But Duke too good for either of them (even without wolfing out) . . it actually starts to be embarrassing ("I didn't think it was possible. I'm actually starting to wish I was blind again"). LOL.
Finally, Scott puts on his Big Alpha Panties and wins ONE fight with Duke. Woo Hoo !?
And that's when Peter and Lydia arrive, followed by Monroe and a shit-ton of Hunters. Deucalion is shot !! (if he dies we riot !!)
So, an episode with ZERO STYDIOT, just like ALL the other episodes in 6B. Also, no Jackson or Theo or Stiles or Melissa (is she still in the hospital ?).
There are already promos/sneak peeks out for the FINAL EVER E$PISODE . . and they've already given away that Deucalion dies (sonofabitch !!). There is Kate, Jennifer, Nogitsune (?), Oni, Rafael and the Sheriff and Parrish in standoff with Anuk-ite. Stiles and Derek are back and lots of sterekness , and minimal stydiot (in one scene, they are not even standing together. In another, Lydia runs right past Stiles and tackle-hugs Jackson (and at this point, the stydiots are smashing their heads against desks and burning effigies of Jeff Davis).
And then there is Stiles apparently looking at the Anuk-ite . . . cue stydiots exploding into bloody piles of goo !!
I can't wait to see Kate and SIATW find all the stydioty goodness that must be out there right now !!
Seya.
Teen Wolf S6E19 "Broken Glass ".
(PART 1)
And we're in Brazil, with Call-Me-Daddy (Chris Argent) meeting a cop to hear his story (and how many weapons do you have, Chris??) about a massacre ( where a dozen bodies were burnt). The cops investigated, and so did someone else . . DEREK HALE !! Yeah, the TRUE ALPHA is back (shutup, we wish he was) and so is the charisma to the show.
Derek takes out the cops and forces them to tell him Gerard set it up, to draw Derek out (and set the FBI on him).
Next thing we have is Derek in an old shed filled with various cars he owns (?) , including . . * drum roll * THE CAMARO !! And he immediately drives it through the door . . like it would have taken him seconds to OPEN the door . . but he always did like those show-off flippy somersaults (but Hoechlin was athletic enough to make it look hot, not ridiculous like when Posey did it).
And wasn't it nice of Gerard to leave a clue where to find him . . ten foot tall letters, written in blood. Subtle.
Back in BH, Ms Must-Die-In-Finale (Monroe) is arming her forces, and teaching them how to electrocute and stab werewolves . . which she proceeds to do with Ethan. Gabe (who apparently didn't tell anyone about the Anuk-ite or dead Hunters) and Nolan and Sydney (who ?) are there. And Ethan asks what we all want to know . . where's Jackson ?
Cue Lydia asking the same thing in a vision. Cue stydiots diving onto social media to bitterly complain. LOL.
Scalia scene . . I don't care.
Psycho-Boy (Nolan) is now reconsidering sticking with Hunters . . so we know he's now doomed. He takes Liam to the hospital ( and the Hunters have taken it over, as well as the school and police station ???). They find supernaturals being fed wolfsbane IVs (why ??). Liam lets Nolan go . . but don't worry. We all get to see his ass beat down by Gabe.
Mason and Corey (oh hi !) have a weird chat about Nazi/Jews parallel with war on supernaturals (omg). They realise too late that Nolan was used to draw Liam, Corey and Mason to the hospital . . IT'S A TRAP !!
Oh look, the Sheriff meets with Parrish to discuss strategy (Scott, why don't you let the Sheriff, Derek, Parish, Peter, Deucalion or Chris Argent run tactics in your pack . . you know, actual experienced fighters/Hunters/Alphas/soldiers ???!!)
A snarkily good scene between Lydia and Peter . . cue the stydiots now complaining about jydia AND pydia, and now basically frothing at the mouth. Anyway, these two recognise the signs that the war is about to begin (commications down, pack divided)
(PART 2)
Oh look, Mrs Finch is wounder by Quinn (WTF with the purple eyes??) So what does the tactical genius, Scott do ?? Run after Quinn before the merge can happen ? At least a Twu Alfa will stand some chance against it.
Yeah right ! Scott tells Baby Beta to stop Quinn, and tries to get Mrs Finch to shift so she will heal. She does and she has Alpha eyes ( you think she would have noticed if:
A) She was always the Alpha and the connections to her pack were suddenly severed.
or
B) She inherited the Alpha powers after her pack Alpha was murdered.
ANOTHER PLOT HOLE !! WOO HOO !! Also, we never see Mrs Finch again after this.
Gabe arrives at school (which has gone from daylight during Liam's class, to pitch black night right after class . . SAY IT WITH ME , BOYS AND GIRLS !! ANOTHER GODDAMN PLOT HOLE !!). Also, how long did it take Gabe to simply call two hunters and grab a few guns ?!
And poor little Baby Beta faces not just Quinn , but Aaron too. And Quinn smacks Baby Beta down like a little bitch.
And then a freaky anuk-ite kiss/fight/murder/spider fest ( and how did Aaron win, as he had a human body and not a werewolf's ?? PLOT HOLE ?? Ugh.) And Aaron shifts into the Alpha form of an Anuk-ite ( WTF IS IT WITH THE NO MOUTHED MONSTERS OF LATE?? HOW DO THEY EAT ??)
Lydia arrives in time to save Liam (aww, Lydia. Why ??). And Gabe finally shows some brains and hides. The other two Hunters are turned to stone. Poor little red shirts.
Malia has caught up by this time, but we never see Theo or Mason (don't worry, they'll gloss over any injuries next week). Scott says they need to fight blind, so will need Deucalion. I would have gone with a rocket launcher.
Scalia shower sex scene * zzzzzzz * * snore *
Anuk-ite turns people to stone at hospital (bodies everywhere but no reaction next episode ???), as it finds dead Hellhound. Gerard turns up there ( as a smart old bastard, who keeps his back to creature), and wants to do a deal.
Gerard will weaken Scott somehow and Anuk-ite will kill him, and every other supernatural creature strong enough to cage the Anuk-ite.
Thus ends episode 18. Wow, that was boring.
Well, the agony of watching this pile of crap will soon be over. So, onto the recap for the last double episode ( yeah, that really helped the ratings, didn't it ?)
Teen Wolf S6E18 "Genotype".
(PART 1)
Annnd the charisma has left the building again Another episode without the Sheriff, Parrish, Ethan, Jackson, Chris Argent, Peter or Deucalion. And still no Derek or Stiles. * sigh *
And Lydia and Mason sure recovered from being shot reaaaaly fast. Anywayu, The Brains Trust of Beacon Hills decide to track down both halves of the anuk-ite (Aaron and some female werewolf). What could go wrong ? (seriously, a group with smart people like Theo and Mason, and a genius like Lydia and they can barely tie their shoes between them?!!)
Cries-a-lot (Lydia) and Malia decide to get help . . from the dead Hellhound, Halwyn. Umm, sure. There may have been bad-touching of a corpse involved. And then rendering a Banshee unconscious (Malia looked a little too gleeful to be able to help here . .LOL). Oh look, Halwyn isn't really dead . . ee's just pining for the fjords !
And off we go to the MRI machine, and Cries-a-lot miraculously masters how to use an MRI (but then proceeds to destroy it . . because she's a GENIUS !! Seriously, why not just use all those wonderful surgical instruments just lying there ion the morgue ?!) Anyway, it turns out the bullet is coated in silver and the remains of it will kill Halwyn when he begins healing (because all it takes to take down an immortal Hellhound is a little silver ??!!!!)
Wait, Halwyn built the closed unit at Eichen House ? And basically went into hibernation for over a 100 years, just in case the anuk-ite escaped ? Good to know. So anyway, the bullet is pulled out and Halwyn is awake . . only to realise he's going to die . . again.
And that's when we're told the anuk-ite can't be killed, once it merges. In fact, it basically becomes a Medusa and can turn you to stone with a look. Ruh roh. Oh, and then Halwyn dies. But there wasn't enough character development for anyone to care.
Meanwhile, we have Theo and Mason (who are after Aaron) go down into the dark, very dark tunnels (as opposed to all those dark hospital rooms ? And the even darker school ??? WTF is up with this show's lighting budget ?). But Mason is ready to tackle any supernatural threat . . with Stile's metal bat (we must have reminders that the star of the show is still MIA. Scott is even driving Roscoe . . WTF ?)
Oh look, they decide to " follow the fear" . . . down an even darker tunnel . . * sigh *
Oh look, they found Aaron ! Oh look, he's handing them their asses. Do we care that Theo is now a helpful little psychopath ? Hmmm, no.
And Aaron feels the connection to his other half and uses it to track her down. Smart monster. But now Theo and Mason are out of the fight . . great tactical thinking, Twu Alfa.
Now back to the Twu Alfa and Baby Beta (Scott and Liam). They now think other half of anuk-ite is Liam's biology teacher, Mrs Finch. Why wouldn't they ? Half the teachers at Beacon Hills High have been evil.
And there is douchebag Gabe. Already bored with this episode. Now even more bored.
Liam tests to wether Mrs Finch is a werewolf. First with an ultrasonic emitter, then wolfsbane dust on chalk eraser (and why didn't that effect Liam ??). But nada, even when breathes in dust.
Mrs Finch though is revealed to be a werewolf after all (despite no reaction to Liam's tests . . HUGE FUCKING PLOTHOLE BUT WHAT'S NEW ??!)
And way to break it to her gently that her entire pack was slaughtered and her daughter, Quinn is the other half of the anuk-ite. Wait, the Quinn who was shot by the Deputy ? Okay, sure. (Also, how did Mrs Finch not feel the death of her ENTIRE pack ?? ANOTHER FUCKING PLOTHOLE !!)
And seriously Scott, you didn't think she'd try to protect her own daughter ?!
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo)
S6E16 - 0.43 (0.22 Demo)
S6E17 - 0.42 (0.21 Demo)
S6E18 - 0.42 (0.23 Demo)
S6E19 - 0.38 (0.21 Demo)
OUCH. Double episodes just don't work. Even Derek couldn't save TW. So, the finale ratings are going to suck. At least all the pain and suffering will soon be over (except for the stydiots. Their reaction to the finale should be epic !!)
And PureFandom has released it's Teen Wolf spoiler-free review.
Scalia score: 10/10
Stydia score: 6/10 - NOT 10/10 YOU NOTICE. IN OTHER WORDS, HARDLY ANY STYDIOT BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT.
Thiam score: 9/10
Sterek score: 4/10 - I ASSUME THAT WAS A TYPO. YOU MEANT 10/10 BUT COULDN'T BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT , AS UR A RABID STYDIOT.
Morey score: 10/10
LOL. NEARLY EVERY SHIP GOT HIGHER SCORE THAN STYDIOT. AND WE ALL KNOW THE AMOUNT OF STEREK IS HIGH TOO.
LET STYDIAGEDDON COMMENCE.
* Stydia Might Not kiss on the Final episode of teen wolf EVER. is Rumor around twitter but If is true then is simple Jeff didn’t give a shit about it. hope im wrong but if is true, Catch me at Jeff ???? & Strangle his Ugly Stupid ass piece of shit⚰ .
Stydia deserved better writers who loved them not be against them.
Stydia deserved better!
FUCK YOU JEFF DAVIS ????????
I’M SO HAPPY TW IS OVER !!
BECAUSE YOUR SHOW WAS DOOMED since Allison & Kiara, Derek, Stiles was Out
Forever gonna cry for this sweet couple that Deserved the world…but Jeff treated them so fucking ugly and mean ????????
* so today’s both eps (in my timezone) were quite thrilling and well, interesting. but yet still…0/10 stydia and next week’s the last frickin’ eps EVER and YETTTTTTTT there’s this rumor that stydia won’t get fluff or romantic mf scenes. it is not that i dislike scalia, but scalia’s relationship development is a fuckin’ canon for like 5 eps and stydia’s relationship development is a fuckin’ canon for 6 mf seasons??? it’s super under appreciated and im very much upset how the writers decided to just fucked up like that and everytime jeff being asked, “is there gonna be stydia scenes?” and he be like, “there’ll be stydia scenes that the fans will find liking them” and i was like, “BITCH WHERE????”. idk guys…im just…this show is suppose to be where what us fans (half of the fans’ otp) likes do come true since it’s the last season and there’ll be no more and YET the fucking writers decided just to fucked up. we’ve been patient enough for 7 years and yet…these are what we get :(
* I am scared dor stydia not being endgame they have to give us something … hand holding a hug a talk anything ugh …
* . As much as I adore Scott and Malia I am so jealous that Stiles and Lydia didn’t get that shower scene. It was a great scene and all, but I will be forever bitter, because that was FanFiction come to life for Stydia.
* Now we are facing the finale and it looks like there is zero stydia scenes. I am so so disappointed! Even though I LOVED 6x10, there has never been a “yes they are 100% a couple lets give you a cute scene” part for stydia and it sucks.
* I've never felt so cosmically disrespected, hated and insulted as a fan since 1x01.
* HAVE THE WRITERS FORGOTTEN THAT LYDIA IS IN A RELATIONSHIP?
* Lydia's already made up her mind, stop trying to undo 6A + the rest of her development out of spite.
IT'S SUCH A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE !!!
BACK TO THE STYDIOT'S COLLECTIVE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN aka #StopErasingStydia.
As well as the "horror" that there has been ZERO stydiot in 6B, there is also the "outrage" that the show has been shipping Scalia, Thiam, Marrish, Jethan, and (in n the trailers) Sterek.
But now a new sneak peek is out . . and Malia is shown "killing" Lydia. Cue the stydiots calling for " that coyote ho to die".
Aww, aren't they sweet ?
Add that to spoilers (PureFandom and bhadpodcast) that there will be zero to minimal stydiot in the remaining 3 episodes, as well as quiete a lot of sterek (bridal carry???) AND Trollingsincechernobyl and Colethewolf ripping the poor little idiots apart . . . well, it hasn't been a great week for them.
JEFF DAVIS REALLY IS THIS FANDOM'S BIGGEST TROLL.
AND NOW BACK TO THE STYDIOTS GOING INTO A COMPLETE MELTDOWN aka #StopErasingStydia.
I'M HONESTLY SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW , I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
* i will kms if thats the case
* y'all are really gonna throw away a ship that's been growing for years? lmao you guys are trash
* Sorry the old Stydia can't come to the phone right now, why? Oh cos Jeff killed them.
* i just saw we get no stydia until 6x20 im killing myself on this day
* Stydia was put on the back burner for THIS? (STEREK) Stiles' little screentime was taken up by THIS? ????
* I'm expecting worse than nothing at this point since the writers hate them so much.
* jeff Davis your a fucken liar piss of crap and the WRITERRS
* I can't believe Stydia is being so disrespected in every & any way the writers can imagine. This is horrible and unfair.
* I dont even understand why there are people who dont ship Stydia on this trend. How about you back off and leave?
JEFF DAVIS MAY BE A GIFT AFTERALL.
BACK TO STYDIAGEDDON AKA #StopErasingStydia.
* I can't believe we waited for 6 seasons and when they finally have their moment the writers are throwing it away
* I'm just waiting for @MTVteenwolf to acknowledge us and tell us why we're getting the minimum amount of stydia scenes
* Conspiracy theory: Some Sterek shippers somehow found a loophole onto the writing team and overturned them.
* Jeff:"#Stydia will be very much a couple in 6B stay tuned!"
* 6 years of development and once they're finally together the 6b writers act like they don't even exist
* If Sterek is even "implied" endgame I'm unstanning.
* Stop trying to erase the best otp in that shitty show
* what the fuck is wrong with jeff everyoe watcched the show for stydia and now he is ruining it fuck off
* wHY IS HE DOING THAT TO US WE ALL WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW BC OF STYDIA AND NOW SCALIA IS HONNA BE ENDGAME OR WHAT
* THE BEST SHIP IN THE SHOW WHAT HE FUCK JEFF!
* Okay I was holding on to some hope until this point but now I am done defending the writers. I can't believe they did this.
* what the fuck is wrong with jeff everyoe watcched the show for stydia and now he is ruining it fuck off
* okay some of us have waited six years to see stydia as a couple and we only got (1) one episode seeing them as one so yea I'm pissed tf off
* i dedicated my life to a ship for 6 years, waiting for them to be canon and now that they are i'm not even getting couple scenes i'm mad asf
* jeff & holland's fat ass baited us so hard saying lydi's gonn miss him & find out what true love is like? where tf i aint seeing any of that
* huge silence we really aren't gonna get anything we are lucky if stiles looks at lydia lol they are gonna bait tf out of sterek
* i started watching teen wolf for stydia cuz i thought they cute and now when they became canon they're treated like shit
* Jeff shall know that the show would never succeed with out Stydia, erasing them means a big failure.
* The writers didn't need Dylan on screen to convey that Stydia was still "okay" and their feelings hadn't disappeared
* We deadass believed Stydia would have scenes but MTV forgot they exist
* how can they do that to the ship everyone watches the fucking show for
* We were cheated and made fools of
* just cant accept the fact that developing that couple just 2 fucking forget it in the end
* I'm honestly so pissed rn. I'm literally in English class throwing a fit
* i just realized we are never gonna see stydia properly as a couple.
like never. after 6 years of waiting. i'm hanging myself
* yall teen wolf writers better this final episode be good for us stydias bc we dont deservethis shit treatment ur givin us
* We really aren't going to see stydia as a couple. I'm hanging myself
* THE BEST SHIP DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT
* we were lied to
* We stayed along for the ride until the end and got nothing. No reward, no closure, no gratification, nothing. Below zero.
* i'm done
* Oh, so Stiles is back in town but he's not sleeping with Lydia. Um... why aren't they okay?
* We can't do shit about this. Wtf is even life anymore. Why is there no stydia?? I haven't watched teen wolf in weeks.
* the most beautiful couple, with six long development seasons being forgotten for Scalia who never existed, ok Jeff Davis!
* Bitch listen I did not wait this long to see stydia canon for 1 freakin episode
* Stydia is the heart and the soul of this show
REMEMBER WHEN WE SENT THEM #DylanLeavesAfter6A #StydiaHasBeenCancelled #MarrishIsBack #PsstPassItOn ? MAYBE WE SHOULD REMIND THEM.
AND THE POOR LITTLE DARLINGS FEEL LET DOWN BY JEFF . . GEE, NONE OF US OTHER SHPPERS KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE . .
BUT THEY CAN ALWAYS BLAME SCALIA (& STEREK etc) . . OH, THEY ALREADY HAVE.
* …what the fuck is this tag… if it wasn't apparent before that Stydias are complete crackheads, it is now.
#StopErasingStydia . . . the hashtag that keeps on giving. Let's all return to Stydiageddon.
* Stydia is the OG ship.
We stydias have been there from the very BEGINNING
WE DONT DESERVE THIS
(OH YES YOU DO)
* Why does it ultimately feel like they're back to strangers like s1?
* We need answers. Why is Sterek bait more important to development and closure than a romantic Stydia reunion?
* hopefully 620 will give us what we deserved...
(WE HOPE THAT TOO.)
'* im sorry but we dont care about scalia?? its an unhealthy ship stop supporting them
* I deserve to see them now
* These are great episodes, but the fact that the show spent all of 6a building to Stydia & then spends 6b actively avoiding it is frustrating
* I'm hating my instinct that the finale will offer nothing by way of Stydia. I've been saying it for months but I didnt want to be right.
* I am so disappointed. No voice mails, no calls, no texts, no interactions even if they would be in the same room!! This upsets me
* I don't get it. they aren't going to kiss in their reunion? I'm sorry I just can't understand it
* So they aren't both in Beacon Hills until 6.20 or they just don't have romantic interactions until 6.20 (if that)?
* It's disgusting! :) ending show without showing the most beautiful couple having a canon scenes:)
* Thank you! I am tired of this. They act like Stydia never existed
* It's incredibly unrealistic. A few of my friends that watch the show are under the impression that Stydia broke up.
Thanks Teen Wolf.
* Honestly Meg, I have a theory that the new writing team hated Stydia and came in with an agenda...
* Apparently it was said that there will be stydia in all eps that Dylan is in (I can't find it). Looks like that was a gotcha on us if so.
* I'm so mad rn, we've been waiting so long for them to be finally together and we aren't you to get any scene of them being a cute couple!?
* I'm crying. I hope 6x20 gives us stydia Jeff is fucking asshole I will never forgive jeff.
* I'm so done with Teen wolf. I get more dissapointed in every episode. Stydia made me watch the show and now we don't get anything. Good job
* They ruined everything what was build & I don't wanna watch this show anymore. Im done here.
* the fact that they spent SIX WHOLE SEASONS building to stydia and that we're not going to get nothing else by these two episodes is awful
* Gonna go to sleep,when I wake up this better be WW trending and we get a hand written apology from Jeff and the writers
(ENTITLEMENT MUCH ?)
* I demand to know why Lydia and Stiles refuse to acknowledge each others' existence. Did something happen off screen?
* Did Stiles and Lydia both magically decide they lost romantic feelings for each other or something?
* 6B BETTER FUCKING PROVIDE BECAUSE I DID NOT WAIT ALL THESE YEARS FOR NO ENDGAME SCENES. I'M GOING TO SCREAM SNZJDN
* the best ship ever finally became a couple this year but we are only going to watch them in 1 episode
* Stiles doesn't show up for a shot, hospitalized Lydia and the writers are still trying to force Marrish after 6A?
* See, I didn't even expect much and in still shocked and upset at the audacity and blatant disrespect.
* Keep trending #StopErasingStydia until someone finally speaks up.
* When I have seen the Scalia scene with the song we believed for stydia I lost all hope of a Stydia scene
* Jeff:"stydia will be very much a couple in 6B"
Stydia: * crickets chirping *
* they are treating the more developed couple as trash
* So y'all are gonna pretend that stydia never existed on the final 3 episodes of the whole series?
* imagine developing a relationship for six years and then completely ignoring it in the final season :)
* the most developed couple of the show is being treated like SHIT! enough is enough!!!
* The writers hate Stydia. Loud. And. Clear.
LOLLOLLOL
* waves * I'm back !!!
Well, the Star Wars, Shadowhunters, and Supergirl fandoms are fun. The troll brigade has taken to trolling anti fic on the AO3. I think we may have led to a few being deleted . . oops. So much fun poking at the anti Clalecs, anti Reylos, and anti Karamels. Treezie's fic is now a troll haven ! Go and read.
But I have had time to trawl the best from the #StopErasingStydia tag.
* We should trend #StopErasingStydia worldwide. We need to be heard and call some people out.
* Jeff Davis I want answers NOW. #StopErasingStydia
* Guys, trend #StopErasingStydia until M.//TV says something.
* #StopErasingStydia the writers had one fucking job they really had to go and fuck up the last season I hate them
* Maybe antis screamed about it but that shouldn't matter. Don't pretend a ship doesn't exist just to pacify a few. #StopErasingStydia
* And I hate the fact that unfortunately this hashtag will be useless because the episodes have been already filmed smh #StopErasingStydia
* Someone needs to step up and address why the girl who cried over losing Stiles acts like she lost her romantic feelings. #StopErasingStydia
* No hate on Scalia but we got 7 episodes in the LAST season on a rushed ship and 0.01/10 on Stydia!? #StopErasingStydia
* How can I focus and even like Scalia while having them means erase my beautiful OTP that has been building for years?#StopErasingStydia
* six development seasons to treat them like nothing now I DON'T ACCEPT THAT #StopErasingStydia
* So y'all are gonna pretend that stydia never existed on the final 3 episodes of the whole series?
#StopErasingStydia
* Hey, new 6B writers. This happened, whether you like it or not. You can try but you can't undo it. #StopErasingStydia
* #StopErasingStydia the most developed couple of the show is being treated like SHIT! enough is enough!!!
* Seasons and seasons of development, and 6B threw it all away. I'm disappointed. #StopErasingStydia
* I'm so mad that they are doing this!! We have waited for years and now we get this??!!
* they hate us so much more than i thought
* @MTVteenwolf You threw away a ship that's been building for years for a ship that has been together for two seconds #StopErasingStydia
* #StopErasingStydia The boyfriends who have all been waiting for years are forgotten, okay, how wonderful.
* im so done with this show im so pissed out rn #StopErasingStydia
* bitch stfu honestly and go jack off to your paraphilia female dog maulia based ship xoxo
* LMAO THX BUD cant wait for malia to die and for my wedding scene :)
* I can't believe we've come this far and now my bbies aren't even mentioned, not for a second. My #1 OTP deserves better #StopErasingStydia
* I'm done with TW. Tell me when stydia is back, until then im done with it
* IM AM SO MAD THEY STOLE ITS OKAY THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STYDIA IM DONE
* Wow, what a great birthday gift. We wait 6 years and they give us nothing when they finally get together. I'm pissed.
* The thing is that the writers DON'T LIKE STYDIA. Jeff used them only for ratings on 6a. I'm so mad.
* Omfg seriously? ????and they have actually told that we will get Stydia scenes... I guess they meant 20 seconds standing next to each other...
* totally would rather have stydia over Scalia. We waiting six years for them don't just give us one episode.
* I'm crying, My heart is officially ????
I thought maybe ep 19 but Noooo
Jeff & his writers are such a evil assholes
* Jeff really sucks honestly I mean he gave us stydia then still on the end disappoint us so unfair!!!
* All of this for nothing. Smh.
* stydias: our ship is endgame and yours never will be
also stydias: #StopErasingStydia #StydiaLivesMatter #stydiadeservesbetter
AFTER THE STYDIOTS SHITTING ALL OVER STEREK, STALIA AND MARRISH . . REVENGE IS SWEET.
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo)
S6E16 - 0.43 (0.22 Demo)
S6E17 - 0.42 (0.21 Demo)
Even Jackson, Ethan, Deucalion and Peter couldn't lift the ratings. LOL.
PureFandom has given a spoiler free review of the next 2 episodes:
* Lydia and Peter have to do a little problem solving and it’s full of delightful snark.
PYDIA SHIPPERS GET MORE SCENES THAN STYDIA. LOL.
* Someone is back and it’s epic.
PLEASE BE DEREK HALE.
* Family reunion. There is a bit of a family reunion, but not the fun kind.
HELLO KATE, GERARD AND CHRIS ARGENT.
* Creepiest kiss ever. Seriously, EVER.
STYDIA ?? OH WAIT, THAT'S EVERY KISS THEY'VE HAD.
** Stydia score: 0/10 (It’s just plain weird at this point. I don’t get it.)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Now back to Stydiageddon (Thanks Jen for that idea!!).
* WTF Jeff
I honestly was hoping void stiles would come back at some point, like you tease us with that effing poster but all you ever do is mention it, like wtf I was hoping for more but okay bitch whateves. And Stydia this season like such a great buildup for basically nothing in season 6b. They barely ever even mention him at all.
* •we will never get to see stiles and lydia cheer for the other during graduation with the rest of the pack.
•we will never see stiles and lydia move into the nice and relatively modern and homely apartment that they saved for after college whether it’s in or near bh.
•we will never see their wedding and how beautiful lydia looks in her dress nor will we see stiles’ awe struck face as he sees her walking down the aisle with his dad, nor will we listen to their vows or scott, malia, noah or natalies speeches.
•we will never see lydia and stiles finding out that they’re expecting their first baby which was totally unexpected or planning for it and telling scott, noah, malia etc about it.
•we will never see lydia give birth to their son and how both stiles and her cry whenever he’s born nor will we see them holding him in their arms for first time.
•we won’t get to see them live out their life together before dying side by side.
HOLY SHIT! THANK YOU JEFF, FOR SPARING US THIS BUCKET OF VOMIT!
* Wait how can we not be getting any stydia till 6x20? When we are supposed to be getting an awkward stydia scene with jackson included and a time jump in the last episode???
* Ok so Lydia was in the hospital and Stiles was not notified, wait what. I need to see more Stydia after 6a’s buildup!
* not to be repetitive but i miss stydia and im sad as fuck
* It’s just tragic how in the beginning of 6b everyone had great stydia expectations and were like: STYDIA DORM SEX. STYDIA FLUFF. DOMESTIC STYDIA. And after a few dreadful episodes that lack Stiles Stilinski the entire fandom is just like, can we at least see them in a scene together? Pleeaaase??
* If they knew that Dylan could only appear in 3 episodes in small scenes this season, why the hell were they not involving Lydia? Like the first ep, they could have had a scene or flashback of Lydia taking Stiles to uni or something instead! Or episode 19 didn't have to focus on Stiles saving derek ? What I'm trying to say is, they should have made better use of their time with Dylan!!
* We’re trying to trend #StopErasingStydia on twitter if anyone wants to join lol
GO ONTO TUMBLR, OR THE #StopErasingStydia TAG ON TWITTER. IT'S COMEDY GOLD !!!
(PART 3)
*I’m disappointed beyond words rn. I can’t believe that after all this time this is what we get. It’s the last episode of the season. Last episode ever. Also the last time we will see Stiles and Lydia, also being the only episode we’re getting them. I’m so angry and disappointed that I literally (cried) because we sure as hell don’t deserve this, when there’s been more Stydia in seasons they weren’t even canon! 6b has failed to deliver even the smallest mentions we could’ve had without Stiles having to be there. And they’re supposed to be a couple! Seriously what in hell was Jeff talking about saying we will see them soon and we’ll see them have those couply scenes, when supposedly the only episode we’ll see them in is 6x20 and it’s only 50 minutes long… And I know they’re probably going to have like somewhat reunion and possibly another scene, but that’s like it. So yeah count me pissed
* Honestly I’m still so freaking disgusted because of the 0/10 stydia in 6x18/6x19. Teen Wolf is my favorite show ever because of what it makes me feel, and I love these characters so much, but the writers are doing things so bad this season.
They could have included Stiles/Stydia without his physical presence very easily, it just doesn’t feel right that Lydia doesn’t give a shit about him, it doesn’t make sense, HE IS HER BOYFRIEND. And idk I just don’t know anything right now, they gave us Stydia in 6a just to act like it never happened, I’m so dissaponted
* i hate the writers for ignoring stydia all season and im done defending them because it’s really not that hard to write a scene where they text each other or where lydia talks about him OR JUST LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF KARMA IN THE MORNING!!
(PART 2)
Teen Wolf S6E17 "Werewolves Of London".
Oh look, Peter has changed his mind and will help Scott's pack (which consists of Liam,Theo, Lydia, Malia, Mason, Corey and possibly Parrish??), because . . . Hunters blew up his cars . . OMFG.
Peter seen Malia's memories of Scott (awkward!), and tells his daughter "not to fall in love with a dead man" (yeah, the whole scalia thing is cute but also boring, so whatever).
Ethan and Jackson strut into Beacon Hills high school (and Jackson confirmed as bisexual . . wow, that was subtle, show). Unfortunately, they run into ThisBitch, who somehow captures two superhumanly strong werewolves on her own (????). She then proceeds to electrocute them, as one does.
ThisBitch has to die, damnit! Also, where is Chris Argent??
Two episodes next week (the dead Hellhound is back from the dead?), then the final ever episode the week after. No sign of Stiles or Derek in next two eps, so no stydiot too (YAY).
AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THE STYDIOTS ARE DOING.
* teen wolf is getting so bad and apparently there’s 0 stydia content in 6x18 and 6x19 and it’s plain weird with them??? like your lazy asses really couldn’t come up with anything?? first of all it’s just weird that we didn’t even see stiles and lydia text or hear stiles leave LYDIA a voicemail like how hard would it have been to have dylan say a few damn words when he was on set!!! speaking of that your (the writers) dumbasses could’ve fucking waited until dylan had more of an opening in his schedule so the boy could’ve been in the whole of 6b. do u guys even think??? i just.. sigh.
* not to be repetitive but i miss stydia and im sad as fuck
* I KNOW IT ISNT THE STYDIA SHOW BUT WHERE IS THE STYDIA WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR THE PAST SIX SEASONS?????
* It’s just tragic how in the beginning of 6b everyone had great stydia expectations and were like: STYDIA DORM SEX. STYDIA FLUFF. DOMESTIC STYDIA. And after a few dreadful episodes that lack Stiles Stilinski the entire fandom is just like, can we at least see them in a scene together? Pleeaaase??
* At this point, I’m honestly tempted to just wait for 6x20 to come out and just watch that.
Us stydia shippers have been waiting six seasons to finally have our babies endgame and then we don’t see them at all. Instead, we have to watch other ships that have miscellaneously appeared on the final season.
I’m honestly not hating on the other ships, I just think that stydia deserve a thousand times better.
I mean, Lydia’s mother did not even come to see her in the hospital!!! No one went to see her. Not even Scott. She’s been pushed aside so much this season and the idea that Stiles was not even informed is actually so unrealistic.
I’m sorry. I know this is the last few episodes we’re ever going to get, but I’m so damn disappointed. Lydia and Stiles deserve better.
* the most unrealistic thing about 6x17 is that Stiles didn’t rush home while Lydia was in a hospital bed injured
* We’re trying to trend #StopErasingStydia on twitter if anyone wants to join lol
* #KeepErasingStydia 2017 (LOL)
*I’m disappointed beyond words rn. I can’t believe that after all this time this is what we get. It’s the last episode of the season. Last episode ever. Also the last time we will see Stiles and Lydia, also being the only episode we’re getting them. I’m so angry and disappointed that I literally (cried) because we sure as hell don’t deserve this, when there’s been more Stydia in seasons they weren’t even canon! 6b has failed to deliver even the smallest mentions we could’ve had without Stiles having to be there. And they’re supposed to be a couple! Seriously what in hell was Jeff talking about saying we will see them soon and we’ll see them have those couply scenes, when supposedly the only episode we’ll see them in is 6x20 and it’s only 50 minutes long… And I know they’re probably going to have like somewhat reunion and possibly another scene, but that’s like it. So
Okay, sorry about the delay (not that anyone cares on this forgotten comment section, or my own insignificant blog). Ratings are delayed, but the recap is here.
Teen Wolf S6E17 "Werewolves Of London"
Aaaand the charisma is back! All we've had so far in 6b is a few minute of Stiles, and the new ship Thiam. But now we get Jackson, Ethan, Deucalion, and Peter in one episode. No sign of Stiles?Derek yet and Cory is invisible (sorry), but also . . . NO STYDIOT YET IN 6B!!! (and only 3 episodes left!!).
And we have . . well, werewolves in London. Jethan is my new favourite ship (after Sterek and Steter, duh). Those opening scenes with Jackson (part Kanima?) saving his boyfriend Ethan from Hunters, all to the strains of Tchaicovsky..Those 2 kisses were the hottest thing since Derek was on the show. Goddamn it Jackson, you are still goddamn hot. And there haven't been enough hot guys on the show recently.
It doesn't take long for the pair to interrogate the Hunters over Gerard (why is he recruiting amateurs??). Return to Beacon Hills immanent.
Scott and Malia at the hospital. Yes, Melissa was shot. So was Rafael McCall, Mason and Lydia. But all are okay (so there goes all the tension they built up). And no one has called Stiles and told him about Lydia (cue meltdown amongst the stydiots on tumblr). Scott realises he's in over his head and needs to get help (finally!!).
Deucalion arrives, but is not interested in fighting anymore. Malia decides to attack an Alpha werewolf (because she's suicidal now, apparently). Scott is told he'll have to kill Gerard, but the Twu Alfa still won't do it (because . . reasons?).
Liam goes postal on student Hunter Gabe, while Theo is only too happy to give advice to his boyfriend on how to dispose of a body.. Gabe leads them to freezer filled with bodies (seriously, this school . .), all victims of the Anuk-ite (Aaron). Apparently, it is looking for it's "other half", a werewolf (???).
Oh, it was Gabe who shot up Scott's house (there were like ten guns used though??), and told Monroe that Nolan did it (friend? boyfriend?).
The Sheriff tries to talk sense into ThisBitch (Monroe). And even tells her about Gerard's victims (Matt Daehler , Deucalion, his own Hunters , everyone that The Beast killed . .). but ThisBitch refuses to listen (she's pretty much Teen Wolf's Joffrey) Oh, and the entire police force are now her personal minions (to be fair, the police have been frequent victims of the supernatural in this town).But ThisBitch can't stop Mr Badass Sheriff™ from leaving the station.
Scott and Malia are now desperate enough to try and recruit Peter Hale, and meet him in Eichen House (is anyone still running that place?). Peter has his sass on full blast, as also smart enough to stay out of this battle (has nice condo, travels the world and has two very rare cars (one he bought for Malia . . awww). He then shows the Hunter he captured (omg, it was hilarious watching Peter with his fingers in his ears, as Hunter shoots his way out of cell but Scott refuses to kill. (You made it this far without getting your hands dirty. No one makes it through a war with clean hands" Peter tells the Twu Alfa. And when experienced soldiers/fighters like Sheriff Stilinski, Deucalion and Peter say you should just kill Gerard . . maybe it's time to face reality. Kill or be killed.)
Malia meets Peter , and tries to show him (via that weird claws into neck trick) the anuk-ite.. Peter still not interested (smart wolf).
So Malia takes Scott to recruit werewolf pack (unknown up to thi s moment), The Primals. But the anuk-ite beat them to it, and the entire pack is dead. But Plot-Device, or Lydia turns up (after having weird vision of snow-covered hospital and a dead Hellhound). (Seriously all she's done in 6B is have visions and scream a door off it's hinges.) They find body of Primal werewolf (so, the other half of anuk-ite has a body ?)
(END OF PT 1)
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo)
S6E16 - 0.43 (0.22 Demo)
So, up slightly but still dismal. I think it only went up because some thought Jackson and Ethan would be in it. It looks like only the last FOUR episodes have any of the real favouites (Derek, Stiles, Peter, Jackson, Ethan) or some old villains (Jennifer, Kate).
Ugh, it's still terrible. At least Thiam looks like a ship that actually has chemistry. See, even Liam looks good if combined with Theo (so, we are just going to gloss over the fact he murdered his sister and possibly his parents/fake parents ???).
Buck up Jen, soon all our suffering will be over. :)))
Teen Wolf S6E16 "Triggers".
Aaand TW is back . . yay ?
There's been sneak peeks for the next episode . . and charisma returns to Teen Wolf. Yes, Jackson and Ethan are back . . and Jackson is now bi and dating Ethan . . YES !!! The two sneak peeks were more exciting than ALL the 6 episodes of 6B, so far ! Oh, and Deucalion is returning too.
Gerard is running rings around the Twu Alfa (not a surprise), removing all his weapons from the armoury before Scott can destroy them, giving them all away to Beacon Hills population, and preparing to use all the Nemetons to destroy supernaturals worldwide . . . Damn, son !
The Anuk-ite (Aaron and . . Nolan ??) is killing any supernatural creature at school (seriously, why do parents even send their kids here ?).
Scott's plan works as well as expected, and he and Malia would be dead If they weren't working with badass Chris Argent and Lydia (who suddenly remembers how to fight).
Liam and Theo spend the episode punching each other, then making out a lot (oh, did that only happen in my head ?).
Scott's dad now knows about the supernatural (SINCE WHEN ???).
And there's a shootout at the end where someone is shot (Scott's mum ??).
Yep, that's about it. And still no sign of Derek, Stiles or Peter, or Parrish.
AND ONLY 4 EPISODES LEFT.
But still ZERO stydiot in 6B, so it evens out.
Seya.
I don't wanna do recaps anymore !
Ugh. A double episode . . . WHY ???!!
Teen Wolf S6E14 - "Face-to-Faceless"
Oh look, the lighting has improved . . just kidding. New kid (Aaron ?) is full of spiders and in his spare time, resurrects skinless corpses.
Some new werewolf takes out hunters, only to be shot by a cop.
Brett and Lori confirmed dead. Meh.
Twu Alfa Scott forces Liam to go to school . . because that'll end well.
Pack 2.0 (Liam, Mason, Corey) hunted by entire lacrosse team (led by newest psycho Nolan). Liam realises the school guidance councillor (Tamara Monroe) is the new Hunter (but half the teachers turn out to be evil at this school . .).
And now Liam is being beaten by the team , and the teacher lets them (because the teachers are terrible around here). Coach, of all people saves baby wolf.
Chris Argent goes to negotiate peace with Gerard . . which goes as well as you'd expect ( "Tell Scott to run"). Chris is sensible and tells Scott to bloody well run . . so, of course he won't. Lydia arranges meeting with Tamara, who turns up in sewer tunnels with a lot of Hunters . . including "advisor" Gerard ( because he is letting Tamara be the leader)
Some Scott-Malia scenes (don't care).
The skinless fear creature turns up at police station, and not even Hellhound immune. That's when Melissa finds that corpse gone missing ( but what happened to Aaron ?).
We finally find out Tamara's back story (victim/survivor of The Beast on that school bus, during 5B). Finally, someone mentions that massacre . . like, why wasn't the school closed down then???
So, Tamara knows about Werewolves, Hellhounds, Oni, Werecoyotes, Darahk, Wendigos ?) And so do the Hunters she recruited.
And now Mr Skinless is in the sewer too. And now there's a firefight. Luckily, Scott has Malia and Lydia as backup . . oh god, they're all going to die.
Luckily, Lydia also brought backup . . her real boyfriend, Hellhound Parrish.
Parrish 1 Skinless 0. Of course, the creature isn't really dead, right ?
And yes, Lydia WAS fascinated by Parrish naked chest. LOL.
And werewolf from start of show turns up at Scott's house. I'm so bored !!
Teen Wolf S6E15 "Pressure Test".
Theo is alive !! And being electrocuted by that Eichen House creeper-turned-Hunter (students, teachers, cops ??), along with 2 other werewolves. Theo is smarter than the average werewolf (* cough* Scott * cough*) and gets free.
2 werewolves are all that's left of Satomi's pack (Satomi dead ??!!!!), and they're all arrested for murder.
Theo gets confession from Satomí's wolves (they're eyes were blue) .
Standoff at police station, as Tamara turns up with all the heavily armed Hunters (including Nolan). Seems like anyone can attack the police in this town. Oh look, no radio, phones or lights (because the lighting budget is still crap).
Sheriff, Parrish, Scott, Lydia, Liam and Malia all there, with other werewolf (what the hell IS her name?).
And Nolan lets himself be captured, so he can kill Satomi's pack.
Liam punches Theo (and the ship Thiam is born!!) Traitor inside police station ? Fear creature gets 2 cops to kill themselves. Scott still won't kill, even though this is war (yawn). Scott's plan to fool Tamara fails (lol).
Scott's dad turns up to save the day, and FBI take werewolves. (spoiler: they are both killed by Hunters).
Meanwhile Deaton turns up and helps Mason and Corey discover what creature escaped Wold Hunt.
It's a fear inducing, two-faced (two creatures?) shapeshifter, an anuk-ite. And almost unstoppable (of course it is).
Pack pretends to leave town, but preparing for war ?
BORING!! And no Peter, Derek, Stiles, Deucalion, Jackson or Ethan, or anyone with charisma. But no stydiot either, so * shrugs *.
Guess I'll see you in 2 weeks. Only 5 more episodes and it's over!!
Sorry we're late , but trolling waits for no one.
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
S6E14 - 0.44 (0.22 Demo)
S6E15 - 0.37 (0.17 Demo) - HOLY SHIT !! A NEW LOW !!
Poor old Jen. She's stuck with writing up the recaps for this craptastic show. No show next week (YAY !!), so back after that. Or, if a wankstorm explodes in this fandom.
Marrish, anyone ?
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6E11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo)
S6E13 - 0.43 (0.21 Demo)
Wow. I guess it's lucky it's already been cancelled, huh?
Without Stiles and Derek, no one watches.
Thanks Jen.
And yes, it looks like Scott will fumble around against a far more experienced Hunter, until Derek and Peter come to save his pack.(LOL) And Theo IS alive, as there are shots of him with Scott in that earlier promo for 6B.
The Teen Choice Awards are pissing off the stydiots. They can't believe Bughead is more popular than their shitty ship ! The awards must be rigged ! How could Riverdale win so many awards?? (LOL)
But Dylan O'Brien did win Best Actor in SF/F. Even Posey won an award (how??), and Holland (why??????).
But stydiot lost out to Bughead as Best Ship (LOL LOL LOL) !!
Shadowhunters got bubkis. The malec shippers are going to be pissed ! (Holy Shit ! Tumblr just melted down ! The level of butthurt is bigger than the entire fandom !)
Wait, Mark Pellegrino lost out on Choice TV Villain ? He's fricking Lucifer !! How??
Back for the ratings later (yeah, so much to look forward to).
On the next episode of Teen Wolf . . Gerard readies his werewolf killing army. Oh, and Liam is in trouble (but no one actually cares). Also, Brett's sister apparently died too ? (also don't care).
But we all miss Peter. Where the fuck did he go ?
Teen Wolf S6E13 "After Images".
Well, after killing off Theo last week, the show decides to kill off it's bisexual werewolf Brett this week ( at least his sister survived . . I think. It was hard to tell because of the usual level of lighting on this show).
First, not one second of stydiot \ ( . . ) / .
But also no Stiles, Derek, Jackson, Ethan, Jennifer, or Kate (are they going to pack them into the last 1-2 eps ?). Also no Sheriff or Parrish.
So, we're left with Pack 2.0 (Mason, Corey and Liam). Goddamn it!
We got hints of Scalia, and also Hot Daddy/Hot Nurse (McArgent?).
Scott, Malia, Lorilee and Liam ran around like dumbasses in the tunnels, looking for a wounded Brett (who was more clever than them all combined !). Splitting up, running into tripwires . . if only they had an experienced Alpha to lead them . . come back, Derek !! The new guidance councillor/Hunter is now learning how to hunt from Gerard Argent . . although he's good at it, if a wee-bit-dramatic (" . . . to hunt them all !"). His plan to reveal the shapeshifters to the general population has worked, leaving them little place to hide now. You're still a clever bastard, Gerard.
Meanwhile, Matt Daehler 2.0/Nolan stabs Cory in the hand, revealing his instantaneous healing to the school (come on, you tell me that they haven't known this for a while now ? After the Ghost Riders, and The Beast ???)
The fear-amplifying creature (that escaped the Wild Hunt) has now turned the humans against the supernaturals . . wow, that must have been really difficult. Maybe it would be more peaceful in town without them . . considering recent body counts (anyone remember Jennifer Blake ? ).
Ugh, they can take Pack 2.0 anytime they want. Bunch of dumbasses (except Mason). Gerard is not going to have much of a challenge here, really.
Soooo . . . when is Stiles coming back ??
Teen Wolf ratings.
S6Ê11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
S6E12 - 0.47 (0.23 Demo) . . . NO STILES, NO RATINGS !!!
Great recap, Jen ! And the stydiots have gone into meltdown after the marrish scenes in the latest episode (they even had a song in the background, when Lydia saved Jordan. That tends to happen with ROMANTIC pairings !!)
I LOVE THE SMELL OF STYDIOT BUTTHURT IN THE MORNING !!
* that scene was LITERALLY FUCKING STYDIA BANTER. BUT WITH PARRISH.
WHY AM I SECONDS FROM NOT CLAIMING THIS FUCKING SHOW.
* they literally re-shot the “you are not going without me” scene but with p@rrish instead of stiles because the show writers on teen wolf are uninspired asshats
* God don’t tell me Lydia saved Parrish. Fuck this show
* the teen wolf writers really wrote another scene of lydia screaming to save someone at gunpoint except it’s not with stiles + a love confession it’s p@rrish and comPLETELY UNPARALLELED, UNORIGINAL CONTENT
tags: this show is literally 6 feet under
* Dear Stydia Fandom
I know we were all upset about the Marrish in this episode, but let’s all calm down. Lydia helping Parrish does not mean that Lydia doesn’t love Stiles or that Stydia isn’t endgame. Lydia and Stiles have a connection and a bond that cannot be broken. Just remember that Lydia loves Stiles and Stiles loves Lydia!!
* why must I endure all this anti-ness in the stydia search … I didn’t even realize m*rrish was still alive it was so dead and buried last season yet here we are
* sorry parish Lydia may have saved you but she will only kiss the love of her life
* okay but why… are they pulling marrish and sterek… after 6x10??? there should be no turning back after that.
* can parrish stay 67890m away from Lydia
* are they really gonna parallel stydia and m/rrish twice in 1 ep
#anti marrish #i cannot believ my eyes
* Poor Lydia, had to waste a scream on that ugly pedo.
* are they running so out of ideas for m@rrish scenes to copy the stydia’s ones
* no offense but i really hate m/rrish why does this show insist on pairing lydia w men that are older than her
#liek its genuinely 1000% not abou stdia
#but why do they keep pairing lydia w these men!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
#shes 18!!!!!!!!11
* when stydia is cannon and we still have endure the pain of m@rrish scenes
* ITS LIKE STYDIA ISNT EVEN A THING AND OF COURSE ALL LYDIA GETS TO DO IS HANG AROUND WITH PARR/SHS CRUSTY ASS WHILE TW PRETENDS THAT LYDIA DOESNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
LIKE LITERALLY WHAT IS A STILES
#i'm sorry #but I can't handle this #we deserve better
* Let the m@rrish shippers enjoy these two scenes, we got a fucking build up of six freakin seasons and we still are endgame, which, IM REMINDING THEM, means that this story is gonna END with Stiles and Lydia TOGETHER, DATING, and MUTUALLY LOVING AND RESPECTING EACH OTHER. Well, yes, “it sucks”, as they say. It sucks, for them.
* M@RRISH SHIPPERS NEED TO CHILL, YOU ONLY GETTING SCENES THAT ARE PLATONIC AND WE WILL BE GETTING STYDIA KISSING AND BEING IN LOVE. STYDIA IS ENDGAME.
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL STILES COMES BACK AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY “GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT”
* So…that episode…I’m just going to lower my expectations for this entire season on everything except Scolia.
And that m*rrish shit was awful, like it ruined the whole episode for me, and I should be thrilled because my other top is gaining traction, but Nooooo burnt cheeto had to ruin everything
* Remember when the stydia tag used to be a nice place to go see content about Stydia and only stydia? Yeah me either.
#fuck antis man #ruining my tag
OMG ! THE POOR THINGS ARE HAVING A BREAKDOWN !
. . . WE SHOULD SEND MORE MESSAGES TO THEM, TO COMFORT THEM IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED !
sooooo . .
#MARRISH IS BACK ?
# STEREK IS BACK ?
# JYDIA THE TRUE ENDGAME IS BACK ?
or . .
# PYDIA IS HOTTER THAN STYDIA ? . . so many trolling choices.