Dude, is that your website ? Kate was disappointed. She thought you were linking us to porn.
And we never joke about drugs. Except when we're high and even you are funny.
* "YES I AM HAPPY SPECIALLY BC MY SHIP IS HAPPENING.ANYWAYS I TOLD YOU THAT I AM HAPPY."
Ur ship is happening but the show is dying. And you're happy ? Are you SURE you don't have any weed ?
* "ok you are calling stydia fan service but at the same time you are saying that the bad rating it is Stydia's fault."
It WAS fan-baiting. It was just REALLY CRAPPY fan-baiting. They'd lost Sterek shippers after Season 4 so they were desperate to bait the stydiots, as you were the biggest ship left (but tiny compared to the behemoth that was Sterek). They dumped every other ship (Marrish, Stalia) so they could concentrate on you . . oh, and Layden. GREAT decision. Even the Sciles relationship got pushed aside.
* "Okay for your information the rating started to go down since season 4 (Stalia Canon) and after Allison's death."
No. The ratings went down because the ENTIRE season was basically a series of plot holes and things that made NO sense whatsoever. And no Allison or Isaac. And Derek leaving at the end of the season. But the script writers going with stydiot baiting WAS the definite death knell for the series.
* "And there is a difference between forget her scream and don't have to use it.Lydia wasn't decorative she helped Noah to remember Stiles, she kept Liam and Malia safe,she helped with the ghost riders things.SHE HELPED."
But like Scott's True Alpha status, her powers only seem to work at convenient times. And seem to be dropped the rest of the time. I KNOW why they dropped Lydia's fighting ability. It's because it was Parrish that taught her how to fight. And we can't have the Marrish shippers wondering why that relationship was dropped altogether (Parrish and Lydia are barely in ANY scenes together now).
And surely Stiles dad and his best friend would have had more memories of Stiles than Lydia. But THEY weren't the ones to remember him first ? Sure, Jan.
* "It is confirmed that Stydia is Canon and it is not only bc "one kiss" and Stiles smiled at her (he didn't look at her like he wanna to throw up) and he said "every's changed" in reference to Lydia ,school and life."
Yep, It's canon . . . just before Stiles leaves the show ( At least, that's what the accidentally leaked goodbye to Dylan O'Brien has revealed).
And fine, he DIDN'T look like he wanted to throw up . . maybe it was just indigestion ?
* "And Sweetheart don't *sarcasm detected* at me bc I am very familiar with the term sarcasm."
Are you REALLY familiar with sarcasm . . REALLY ?? * sarcasm detected * Oops.
* "Ok with the stalia thing *there was definitely feeling there* Yeah I know but those feelings weren't love "I like you"_Malia to Stiles season 4 but that words are not the same as an I love you."
But he never looked like he was about to throw up when he kissed HER, so I'm thinking it was a better relationship. Continuously wanting to vomit when you kiss someone, is probably not good for a long term relationship.
* " Jydia / laiden 'chemistry' sorry I only remember Lydia crying in the bathroom and Jackson being rude with her (abusive) and both of them (J and Ainden) treated her like she wasn't smart enough."
I remember Lydia was the one that got through to the kanima and thus saved Jackson. It was talked about as an endgame . . then Colton left suddenly and buggered up that scenario.
* " Sterek i know ,it was an idea but with no confirmation and Tyler is gone.I told you that to."
And Sterek will ALWAYS be the Alphas of this fandom.
IAmATroll,
Sorry I forgot about something.
*dude it's that u* yeah I am the first one not the second.
PATO - 7 years ago
IAmATroll,
First at all don't do jokes about drugs bc it is a serial problem.
*well , ok then.Ur stydiot.Happy*YES I AM HAPPY SPECIALLY BC MY SHIP IS HAPPENING.ANYWAYS I TOLD YOU THAT I AM HAPPY.
*everyone calls it that!...* ok you are calling stydia fan service but at the same time you are saying that the bad rating it is Stydia's fault.You are saying that the writers made stydia happen only for the most part of the fandom who is watching the show so Teen Wolf can have a good rating but at the same time you are that Teen Wolf is having a bad rating bc Stydia.Okay for your information the rating started to go down since season 4 (Stalia Canon) and after Allison's death.
And there is a difference between forget her scream and don't have to use it.Lydia wasn't decorative she helped Noah to remember Stiles, she kept Liam and Malia safe,she helped with the ghost riders things.SHE HELPED.
It is confirmed that Stydia is Canon and it is not only bc "one kiss" and Stiles smiled at her (he didn't look at her like he wanna to throw up) and he said "every's changed" in reference to Lydia ,school and life.And Sweetheart don't *sarcasm detected* at me bc I am very familiar with the term sarcasm.
Ok with the stalia thing *there was definitely feeling there* Yeah I know but those feelings weren't love "I like you"_Malia to Stiles season 4 but that words are not the same as an I love you.
Jydia / laiden 'chemistry' sorry I only remember Lydia crying in the bathroom and Jackson being rude with her (abusive) and both of them (J and Ainden) treated her like she wasn't smart enough.
Sterek i know ,it was an idea but with no confirmation and Tyler is gone.I told you that to.
Stydia : I'm not trying to romanticise Stiles' panic attack.I think Lydias' act to save his life was beautiful (plus the scene was beautiful,I mean acting,music,etc) and with the second kiss: If you can't appreciate the passion of that kiss educate yourself.They were so hungry each other ,it was passion not disgust.Don't *sarcasm detected* to me again.And there is a difference between romanticise a panic attack (something that I didn't) and romanticise unprotected sex in a mental hospital knowing that one of the two persons having sex had the mentallity of a 9 years old child/coyote HEALTHY SO HEALTHY RIGHT?.
Anyways it is not sad to think that I winning bc at the last the most important thing is the content of the serie and now my ship is happening (and not yours ) so.
You are really hungry for discussions ,like me.
And don' try to roast me bc I am a savage.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
So sorry, Jen that you had to continue with the recaps . I think we'll drop them for 6B. Our livers will thank us.
Price Peterson may not be writing any more TW recaps (a new job ?). I'm sure he'll miss them (FREE AT LAST !!!). His recap for 6.10 showed even he has grown tired of it all. Even with Theo (who he trusts).
* "Within minutes, Liam arrived in one of the train stations, which, as we were informed, contains untold numbers of rooms, which made it hard for anybody to find anyone else, unless you are Liam, in which case you immediately found your girlfriend and made out with her."
* "Lydia suggested that Malia wake him up using “emotions” and their nonexistent father-daughter bond. And do you want to know something? It worked!"
* "Things weren’t going great for Corey, who, it turned out, was the only person who could exist in both dimensions, which I suppose is why the Ghost Riders turned him into an intercom. (I don’t know.) "
* "Meanwhile, Scott and Stiles were both sent into the parallel dimension by Mr. Douglas’s Ghost Rider gun, but then they ran into a doorway with a light tunnel and were then back in the real world again. (I think?) "
* "Oh, but we had some old business in the form of the creature that had been pretending to be Stiles’s deceased mother! As it turns out, she was just some wrinkle-faced lady Ghost Rider (but with eyes and a mouth) and she REALLY wanted to strangle Stiles. So, just when we thought she was merely a poignant metaphor conjured through the power of loss and grief, it turned out she was a run-of-the-mill ghoul who couldn’t be killed with normal bullets.
But she COULD be killed with normal bullets if a banshee screamed at the same time. Which, again, OK? I got no further questions."
And this comment was left:
* "I don't know why the portals didn't burn people anymore.
I don't know why Mr. Douglas wanted to recruit the Pack that was fighting against him.
(I also don't know why he thought repeating everything in German would work better than English.)
I don't know why Lydia decided she was in love with Stiles back when she couldn't even remember him.
I don't know why the Ghost Riders decided to leave/restore Beacon Hills, when they were all about disappearing it long before Mr. Douglas came on the scene."
Yep. The show was losing it's way in Season 4. But now it's a complete mess. Such a shame.
Tequila, anyone ?
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
The Ghost Riders are now preparing to leave. But Nazi wolf/lion is not happy. He tries to command them to kill Scott's pack. But gets turned into a Ghost Rider instead. Ummm, if Riders have no leader then why did they obey Nazi wolf/lion earlier ?
The Wild Hunt goes "poof". So, that's the end of that problem. And Parrish and the Sheriff are back at work, without anyone being the wiser. Because the entire town are idiots.
And McArgent and Mason take Corey to hospital, to give him the Magical McGuffin "Nine Herbs".
And how the fuck did everyone (but Malia) graduate ? How ??
"This can't be it." Unfortunately, this pile of dog droppings was all we got this season. Ugh, and that was before stydia was brought in as a last desperate ploy by a bunch of hack writers.
And now Stiles hands over his bat to Mason (Stiles 2.0 ??), to look after "Alpha in training" Liam (ROFL !!!). Stiles gives his Jeep to Scott, and apparently the keys to every house in BH (LOL)
Scott is heading to UC Davis, Lydia to MIT, and Stiles to George Washington (Scott's dad got him into pre-FBI program ? )
Sciles moment ("I need you"/ "I need you too").
Stiles and Scott drive off (with a call on the police radio about a body found in the woods . . so subtle, we might have all missed it).
* So, that was the train wreck that we call 6A. Too much stydiot. Too little Stiles (and Peter). Too many fucking plotholes. WAYYY too much of Pack 2.0. And we have to endure 6B, coming in summer.
Good news that it will be the final series. Bad news is that we will see no or little of Stiles.
Callout to all the forgotten characters: Coach (was he in Mexico when the entire town got poofed ?), Natalie Martin (where did she go ?), Mr Tate (did Malia eat him ?), Braeden (no one cares), Satomi (is her pack still living in the woods ?), Deucalion (where does he live ?), Haydens sister (is she still in limbo ?),Liams stepdad (but he only has guest spots), Theos parents (did he murder them too after he beat his dads hand with a hammer ?), Deaton (apparently he is off fighting zombies ?), and Marin Morrell (she just vanished. Kinda like Danny).
What a wild ride ! Now, I must empty the vomit buckets so they are all ready for 6B. Bye.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
Okay, everyone drink again ! Apparently, the Rift no longer sets everyone on fire. Lydia/Malia have now gone through it. And find a whole lot of people, including sassy Uncle Peter ! And despite the lack of any previous relationship ( and Peter smacked Malia across a cave !) , Malia is able to wake Peter from his limbo state. Suuuure !
Mason and Hayden are in limbo too. And dude on intercom is Cory ? Wait. Who was on it BEFORE Cory was taken ?
And Stiles was gone 3 months ? It seemed sooooooo much longer. But now he's back and beating up Nazis and putting out fires . . . well, Hellhounds. And Parrish is back ! But we won't see him again until the end of the episode . . . because Stydiot, ya know ? But he did have the idea to divert the train.
Pack 1.0 (+ Liam) now have to divert train or Wild Hunt will take everyone in Beacon Hills. Easy. And now Liam has run off because he thinks he has a brilliant idea. Err, maybe you should have told the others first ? " I'll be back ! " Dear God, the brains trust of Beacon Hills.
And the brains trust runs straight into a Rider. But luckily Theo is there to save the day (????). And now all Liam needs to do is ride a horse. Which he has never done before . . . * sigh *
But somehow he makes it through rift without being turned into a crispy critter. Cue Layden. Cue me throwing up.
And Nazi wolf/lion sends Scott/Stiles through multiple Rifts (this is getting confusing. The whisky is probably not helping.)
And Lydia/Malia/Peter facing Riders. But we nave newly-minted HEROIC PETER to save them ! He saves his daughter ! And Lydia goes through a Rift (man, they are everywhere !)
And the TWU ALFA heroically keeps running away from Riders. And also dodges bullets likes he the Winter Soldier (LOL).
Team 2.0 find Corey literally hooked up to the train intercom system. Ouch !
Stiles is under attack by Rider at the school ! But Lydia saves the day with her banshee scream (she finally remembers she has that as a weapon ? Even after crushing Dr Valeck's skull with it ?).
"I didn't say it back."/ "You didn't have to." Cue stydiot kiss (yeah, that looked REAL convincing, Dylan) and hug, with stirring background music. Cue me throwing up copiously into bucket.
Oh look, Chris and Melissa are in limbo. And Chris is fighting Riders and finds out that their own guns can be used against them. Then a ridiculous High Noon standoff (WTF ?). Cue McArgent kiss ("That was so hot !") . Yeah, it was. Still fucking ridiculous though.
Nazi wolf/lion and his Ghost Rider army face off with the Twu Alfa. So, a fair fight then.
" You'd have made a great Hitler Youth, Scott." So, they now have Steve Bannon writing the scripts ?
But Scott is not alone. Theo, Malia and Peter are here . " No one likes a Nazi" (so NOT written by Steve Bannon).
Got to give it to Peter. He really is a kick-ass fighter.
And Malia has thrown a whip to Scott ! Who suddenly knows how to use it, and he diverts the train ! Then he roars so Pack 2.0 can hear (even through a Rift ???). And they then free Corey.
And everyone in Rift is " poofed" back to Beacon Hills, without anyone remembering they were missing ( I guess none of them had family outside town ?). Too many plot holes. Not enough alcohol.
Meanwhile, Claudia confronts Stiles and Lydia. And she is now a Rider (not willed into existence by the Sheriff ??). But the Sheriff shoots her, backed by Lydia's scream (???). Why bring Claudia back at all , seriously ?
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
I know everyone is voting/trolling the ALNM Podcast poll, but let's re-visit the final episode of 6A. How much alcohol did you consume during the episode ? Hal f a bottle of Jack for me, so there maybe some confusion over several moments of the episode . . but that's not unusual for the entire series, really.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E10 "Riders on the Storm".
Previously: The Wild Hunt, Nazi WereWolves/Lions, the REAL star of the show (Stiles, duh).
Oh look, Liam at the hospital. Yeah, we really don't care.
Finally !! Stiles in limbo. But he hears Lydia's voice (really, Jeff Davis ? Really ?) The Sheriff is there ! Stilinski hug !! Oh look, the first musical product placement of the evening (At least FIVE of them for the episode !!)
The Sheriff faces Riders after telling Stiles to run. And a convenient Rift opens up.
And, for some reason Stiles ISN'T burnt to a cinder as he goes through. One drink for every plot hole this episode ! I expect to be verrry drunk in an hours time.
And Stiles ends up with the love of his life . . . . Roscoe the Jeep !!! Sorry, Lydia.
Cue crappy opening credits (seriously, fire whoever edited that pile of crap !)
And pack 1.0/what's left of pack 2.0 are re-united. We still don't care.
Stiles searching for his friends. Lydia and Malia looking for Stiles. The Twu Alfa and son at the hospital . . maybe stay in the same place, guys ?
And now the Ghost train tracks turning up everywhere in town. Ruh Roh.
Nazi WolfLion and pet Hellhound face down Scott/Liam. But the villains are no match for . . . t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶f̶y̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶!̶ Stiles mighty baseball bat ! Group hug !!
Flame on, Hellhound !
And now it's time for Scott to show his TRUE ALPHA power !!! . . . Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. . .
(TO BE CONTINUED)
IAmATroll - 7 years ago
Pato,
Dude, was this you ?
* "PATO - 11 months ago
CUAK CUAK CUAK
TRANSLATE:
STYDIA IS LIFE"
or, was this you ?
* "PATO - 11 months ago
MARRISH IS LIFE"
* "Ok , call me stydiot "
WELL, OK THEN. UR A STYDIOT. HAPPY ?
* "call stydia fan service "
EVERYONE CALLS IT THAT !! EVERY BIT OF CHARACTER PROGRESSION FROM SERIES 5 WAS DROPPED THIS SEASON. ALL HER FIGHTING ABILITY WAS RETCONNED ALTOGETHER. SHE ONLY REMEMBERED HER BANSHEE SCREAM IN THE FUCKING FINAL EPISODE !!
SHE BASICALLY JUST STOOD AROUND AND LOOKED DECORATIVE. AND SUDDENLY "REAL:ISED" SHE'D LOVED STILES ALL ALONG !!
SURE, JAN .
* "I don't care bc I am happy that my ship is canon (confirmed by Will Wallace). So you can win this stupid poll but I know that I am the only one who is winning for real."
UR SHIP IS CANON BECAUSE OF ONE KISS. STILES LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO THROW UP. WE COULD REALLY SEE THE PASSION BETWEEN THEM ! * sarcasm detected *
AND THE RATINGS SHOW THAT FAN SERVICE WAS NOT APPRECIATED BY MOST OF THE FANDOM.
ONLY ONE WINNING FOR REAL ? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING, HONEY ?
* "STEREK: there is NO confirmation that Stiles or Derek are gay or bi."
NO. THEY JUST BAITED THAT STILES WAS BI UNTIL SERIES 4. THEN IT WAS DROPPED.
THEN THEY BASICALLY BAITED STEREK IN THE FINALE OF SEASON 4. TOO LATE, AS HOECHLIN WAS LEAVING.
* "MARRISH: based on sexual hallucinations,I know that this is a tipical argument but NOTHING HAPPENED (they didn't kiss or something like that)"
IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THE WRITERS WERE THINKING ABOUT HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION. BUT DECIDED (IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM) TO DROP MARRISH, AND BREAK UP STALIA SO THEY COULD FAN-BAIT THE STYDIOTS.
* "STALIA: THEY BROKE UP DEAL WITH IT.And they are not in love anymore (well I think that they never love each other whatever). Mals was fucking with that guy and Stiles looks happy with lyds."
THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOME FEELINGS THERE, ON BOTH SIDES. MALIA ONLY HOOKED UP WITH THAT ONE DUDE AFTER THEIR BREAKUP.
AND STILES LOVES THE "IDEA" OF STYDIA. THEY DON"T REALLY HAVE MUCH IN COMMON, EXCEPT FOR THEIR MUTUAL FRIENDS.
* "JYDIA /LAIDEN: Bruh the males are gone.AND you have to admit that JYDIA is abusive."
AND YET THEY HAD AMAZING CHEMISTRY. UNLIKE THE DAMP SQIB THAT IS STYDIA. TWO KISSES. ONE DURING STILES PANIC ATTACK. SO ROMANTIC !! * sarcasm detected * AND THE SECOND KISS . . . IT LOOKED LIKE DYLAN WAS THINKING "You couldn't have had a breath mint first, Holland ?!!"
* "Ok i know that someone is going to troll me"
UR THE ONE WHO JUST FED THE TROLLS, PUMPKIN PIE.
* "but I don't care bc that someone is reading this and knows that I AM WINNING."
SERIOUSLY, DON'T BOGART THE WEED THAT YOU'RE SMOKING.
* ".And this was a little bit rude but is the truth."
IS THIS THE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" THAT I'VE READ ABOUT ?
* "Anyways I love Malia ,Parrish ,Derek and even Aiden ,I don't hate on this characters bc a ship (that will be stupid and hateful)"
UMMM, ARE YOU NEW TO FANDOM ??
* "I know that after this I am going to be respond by hate "
YOU'RE COMING BACK ?! OH BE STILL , MY BEATING HEART !!
* "but you are reading this and I am fucking right."
OH MUFFIN, IT'S SAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT.
* "I AM GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN I AM WINNING AND YOUR NOT "
IF THE NEW DEFINITION OF WINNING IS "LOSING LIKE A BIG, FAT LOSER"
* "and I really want to stop to be rude but I can't bc you are and this is a ship war"
YES !!! LET BATTLE COMMENCE !!
AND SERIOUSLY, HAND OVER THE WEED !!
Pato - 7 years ago
Ok , call me stydiot ,call stydia fan service I don't care bc I am happy that my ship is canon (confirmed by Will Wallace). So you can win this stupid poll but I know that I am the only one who is winning for real.
STEREK: there is NO confirmation that Stiles or Derek are gay or bi.And Derek is gone.(and I am very happy for Tyler H about his role on Supergirl)
MARRISH: based on sexual hallucinations,I know that this is a tipical argument but NOTHING HAPPENED (they didn't kiss or something like that)
STALIA: THEY BROKE UP DEAL WITH IT.And they are not in love anymore (well I think that they never love each other whatever). Mals was fucking with that guy and Stiles looks happy with lyds.
JYDIA /LAIDEN: Bruh the males are gone.AND you have to admit that JYDIA is abusive.
Ok i know that someone is going to troll me but I don't care bc that someone is reading this and knows that I AM WINNING.And this was a little bit rude but is the truth.Anyways I love Malia ,Parrish ,Derek and even Aiden ,I don't hate on this characters bc a ship (that will be stupid and hateful)
I know that after this I am going to be respond by hate but you are reading this and I am fucking right.I AM GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN I AM WINNING AND YOUR NOT and I really want to stop to be rude but I can't bc you are and this is a ship war
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
And now back to the ALNM Podcast poll (Sweet Sixteen).
Wow. that was harder than expected. Stormpilot came over the top of Sterek in the last hours. Which was a shame as we worked hard to get ahead but couldn't get far enough ahead of them. Damn you, Stormpilot !! Reylo was doing well, until the anti-Reylos started helping and clexa was just too big in the end. Kudos, Clexans. You're damn impressive. And Marrish is still here !!
But everyone in this round will automatically be in next year's poll.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Reylo (Star Wars) 6559 - 3369 * CURSES , YOU DAMN ANTIS !! *
* Sansaery (Game of Thrones) vs Benslie (Parks and Recreation) 507 - 523
* Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Hamliza (Hamilton) 710 - 390
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs McHanzo (Overwatch) 865 - 325 * GOOD JOB !! *
* Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) vs Johnlock (Sherlock) 656 - 350
* Stormpilot (Star Wars) vs Sterek (Teen Wolf) 1712 - 1663 * WE LOST BY LESS THAN 50 VOTES !! *
* Stucky (Captain America) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 545 - 392
* Lams (Hamilton) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 231 - 949
The next round will be :
* Clexa vs Drarry
* Doctor/Rose vs Stucky
* Benslie vs Marrish
* Stormpilot vs Hollstein
REMEMBER, VOTE MARRISH !! (and take out any big competition if you can. ESPECIALLY STORMPILOT !!)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Wow ! What a time to be alive ! Antimarrish has left the building. Tylerposet is about to follow. And yinloveyang is back commenting on Hollywood Life * waves *.
But, back to the ALNM Podcast poll (Round of 32).
Well, that was an interesting round. The reylo and stormpilot shippers mad a mini feud ( and coincidentally, the Reylo and Stormpilot ship brackets froze for hours.) After that, you could only vote ONCE an hour on those ship brackets (and Malec too, it seems).
Meanwhile, there was multiple voting on every other ship bracket (we love you, PollDaddy !!).
We fully admit to becoming bored (after it was certain that Sterek and Marrish would win , and we could only vote occasionally on Reylo and against Stormpilot).
So, we started voting on ALL the other brackets. A LOT.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Spideypool (Marvel) 150-101. * UR WELCOME, CLEXA *
* Sansaery (Game of Thrones) vs Holtzbert (Ghostbusters) 115-81 * UR WELCOME, SANSAERY *
** REYLO (Star Wars) vs TempleCage (Luke Cage) 223-209 * YAY !!! *
* Benslie (Parks & Recreation) vs Destiel (Supernatural) 110-64 * UR WELCOME, BENSLIE *
* Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Olicity (Arrow) 106-56 * UR WELCOME, DRARRY *
** MARRISH (Teen Wolf) vs Kylux (Star Wars) 300-46 * YAY !! SORRY, KLUX *
* Hamliza (Hamilton) vs Victuuri (Yuri!!! On Ice) 110-72 * UR WELCOME, HAMLIZA *
* Bechloe (Pitch Perfect) vs McHanzo (Overwatch) 60-100 * UR WELCOME, McHANZO *
* Malec (Shadowhunters) vs Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) 127-137 * UR WELCOME, DR/ROSE *
* Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 303-317 * DARN IT ! WE WOULDA WON THIS IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS !! *
* Hannigram (Hannibal) vs Johnlock (Sherlock) 64-124 * UR WELCOME, JOHNLOCK. SORRY, HANNIGRAM, BUT WE HAD TO MAKE THE TOUGH CALL HERE *
** STEREK (Teen Wolf) vs Stephine (Doctor Strange) 300-19 * YAY !! *
* Stucky (Captain America) vs RebelCaptain (Rogue One) 150-72 * UR WELCOME, STUCKY *
* Lams (Hamilton) vs Bagginshield (The Hobbit) 70-46 * UR WELCOME, LAMS *
* Clintasha (Avengers) vs Han/Leia (Star Wars) 158-108 * UR WELCOME, CLINTASHA *
* Hollstein (Carmilla) vs Korrasami (The Legend of Korra) 110-77 * UR WELCOME, HOLLSTEIN *
Wow. Thanks fellow trolls for your tireless work here. Sterek and Marrish march on (with stydiot nowhere in sight, as it should be). Kylux is out but Reylo is still here. But Stormpilot is still here too. We'll see what we can do in the next round.
And we eliminated some big ships (Destiel, Hannigram, Olicity, Malec, Korrasami, and Han/Leia). Of course, that makes it easier for the remaining big ships in the next round. We didn't just do this because we were bored (or not very sober). This is the matchups:
* Clexa vs REYLO * GO, REYLO !! *
* Drarry vs Hamliza
* Doctor/Rose vs Johnlock
* Stucky vs Clintasha
* Sansaery vs Benslie
* MARRISH vs McHanzo * GO MARRISH !! *
* Stormpilot vs STEREK * TAKE THE FUCKERS OUT, STEREK !! *
. . . WELL, THAT FINAL SUCKED.
AND POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT . . . WAIT, I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT.
. . . WELL, THAT FINAL WAS FUCKED.
AND POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT BEING . . .
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !!!!
* THIS IS NOT A DRILL *
TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !!
See. Even the stydiots know that Dylan is leaving . No more stydiocy for them to enjoy. Awww.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
"i LOVE the harsh karma st/lia shippers got so fucking much. EVERYTHING we suffered is now ten times worse on them and the funny thing is that there is NO hope or chances left, unlike with us."
Tylerposet, ladies and gentlemen. She's a delight and a wonder in this fandom.
"*uses the kiss as an icon and header so antis will bleed out of their eyes bc the truth hits them when trying to invade my space*"
. . . A DELIGHT AND WONDER !!
"when you’ve been warning stila and manip shippers for all the pain that was waiting for them since forever and now they wanna be mad at you cause they’re in pain"
. . . A FUCKING DELIGHT AND DAMN WONDER !!!!!
"that being said i will be quitting tumblr for good within a couple days/weeks but a more detailed post will come soon"
. . . WAIT . . WHAT ?? . . . OMG !! DON'T YOU DARE TEASE US THIS TIME !!
. . . first antimarrish, now tylerposet . . . it's truly an age of miracles.
"Anonymous : omg can i have your account?
no"
. . . . WOW, HER FRIENDS ARE REALLY UPSET. YOU CAN JUST SENSE THEIR PAIN.
PETER HALE - 7 years ago
LMAO. THE ALNM Podcast poll has been hilarious.
"Update from Christina: Hi everyone! I've played with and reset the settings on the polls people reported issues with and they should all be working properly. If you find they aren't, it could be a problem on your end. Try resetting the cookies on your computer in that case and it should clear up any problems.
And please remember, if you try to circumvent the system and vote for more than the allotted amount you will be automatically locked out by Polldaddy. That is something out of our control. And please please please be kind to each other. This is an exciting project for ALNM, but the hateful comments and rude personal messages we receive takes a lot of the fun out of it. We would love to do this each year and would hate to have to cancel it.
Because I don't know how long people were experiencing technical problems with the polls, the end of the round has been pushed out to 9:00 PM PST Thursday February 2nd. "
And we didn't even start THIS feud. Heads up, you CAN only vote once an hour on the Reylo and Stormpilot brackets. But you can still vote multiple times (25 by our testing) on the rest.
Ugh, the amount of stydiot in 6A's final . . what a waste of having Stiles back. But it looks like they're all going their separate ways , so . . . that was a REALLY SHORT endgame.
"the anti stydia tag been wild all night lol
#anti stydia #fuck stydia tbh" (otherbully1.tumblr.com)
Huh. She really did have a major falling out with tylerposet. Hope for her yet.
PETER HALE - 7 years ago
The final for Teen Wolf 6A "Is Stiles are only hope to saving Beacon Hills?" (teenwolf.tumblr.com).
Oh Dear Lord, those poor dears are having problems with their grammar. And writing. And acting. And timelines. And pretty much anything to do with having a descent show.
Anyway, back to the fun at the ALNM Podcast poll. It looks like some Reylo. Kylux and Stormpilot stans are now locked in a comment feud. And the Reylo and Stormpilot brackets are now stopping multiple voting. Sorry, SW shippers but WE are staying out of this one. Also, Marrish and Sterek are doing so well that we're now bored and voting on other polls (mostly to turn around big leads by the big ships, just to give the small ones a chance . . . cause we're nice like that . . . and it might start another feud . . . oops.)
THE MASTER BAITER - 7 years ago
lol.
I was looking at the past ALNM Podcast polls. Stydia went out in Rd 2 in 2015 (to Sterek ) 2012 to 850 votes. Stydia went out in Rd 1 in 2016 (to Steroline) 412 to 299 votes. And now stydiot has gone out in RD 1 in 2017 (to Clintasha) 140 to 87 votes.
It's such a HUGE ship, isn't it ??? !!!!!!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
Hi guys ! Hi Tylerposet ! Still being ultra bitchy ? Huh, it must be a Tuesday.
The Round of 32 at A Little Nerd Music Podcast has begun (Polls close at 9:00 PM PST on Wednesday February 1st.)
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs TempleCage (Luke Cage) 60-14
* Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 63-18
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Kylux (Star Wars) 41-10 * VOTE FOR MARRISH !! *
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Stephine (Doctor Strange) 50-3
Sorry, Klux stans but we have to vote for Marrish (as agreed). Also, vote like hell against Stormpilot ! If they win , they'll be up against Sterek !
You can vote 25 times before you get frozen out, so take a break in-between voting.
LET'S GET VOTING !!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Round of 64 in A Little Nerd Musuc Podcast poll.
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs Pynch (The Raven Cycle) 167-83
* Kylux (Star Wars) vs E x R (Les Miserables) 135-43
* Kastle (Punisher) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 160-169
* Steroline (Vampire Diaries) vs Marrish (Teen Wolf) 32-138
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender) 133-30
* Stydia (Teen Wolf) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 87-140
Good News/Bad News. The good was Sterek and Marrish through to the next round. Better news was that STYDIA LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND !!
Good news was Reylo and Kylux through to the next round (You're welcome, fellow shippers !).
And now the bad news. Stormpilot made it through. They voted hard in the last 5 hours and came over the top of Kastle. We'll go out hard against them in the next round.
Thanks go out to the Reylo/Kylux shippers. And also Kate (stop drinking and get to voting !), Peter Hale, IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding, The Master Baiter, Marrish5ever, and anyone who dropped in to join the fun.
Ships to watch out for (large number of votes) are Clexa, Spideypool, Malec, Han/Leia, Clintasha, Stucky, Hannigram, Johnlock,Destiel, Olicity, Drarry, Victuuri , Sanvers, Hollstein , and Korrasami.
Remember to go after Stormpilot.
Ughh, I can't get over the amount of fan-bait that Teen Wolf is handing out for the finale. So much stydiot . Watch Stiles run towards the portal in slo-mo, hearing Lydia's voice. * REACHES FOR VOMIT BUCKET *
In good news, A Little Nerd Music Podcast is having it's annual shipping bracket poll. I've called in ALL the troll community for this one. Link is above. The Round of 64 is happening now !
Polls close at 6:00 PM PST on Sunday January 29th.
1-HAVE FUN ! Wait until final round to leave comments. We don't want it shut down. So, hold off the Rick Rolls until then.
2- No bashing or insulting your fellow participants . . . unless they're a stydiot or anti reylo or anti kylux (we now have an alliance with them. It always pays to have the Star Wars fandom on your side). If they fit into these categories, pleas feel free to bitch-slap them all over the site.
3- The system is set to allow one vote per person per day. Actually, since it's on PollDaddy, you can vote multiple times. Just remember to have short breaks in-between, so you don't get locked out.
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs Pynch (The Raven Cycle) 125-43
* Kylux (Star Wars) vs E x R (Les Miserables) 100-29
* Kastle (Punisher) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 100-47 * VOTE AGAINST STORMPILOT *
* Steroline (Vampire Diaries) vs Marrish (Teen Wolf) 23-100
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender) 100-21
* Stydia (Teen Wolf) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 57-100 * VOTE AGAINST STYDIA *
Remember, vote for Sterek, Marrish, Reylo and Kylux. The SW and TW faqndoms are swapping votes here.
Also, vote against Stormpilot and Stydia !! Let's get rid of the "enemy" in the first round !
** If Reylo/Kylux are up against Sterek/Marrish in later rounds, the rule is "may the best ship win ".
HAPPY VOTING !!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
Cue crappy stydiot montage, with background music. What the hell is a Stiles ? Stiles and Lydia at the Prom. Stiles panic attack and that stupid bloody "kiss"". Red string ?? Stiles protecting her from Dread Drs.
Lydia with Stiles when Riders took him. ("Remember I love you." "I never said it back."). . . * vomits copiously *
Oh look, the Rift has magically opened up. It must be TWOOO LOOOOOVE !! * projectile vomits all over stydiot fandom *
And what is that mysterious figure standing in the Rift ? Could it be Stiles ? Could it be Peter ?Could it be Parrish ? Could it be Coach ? Could it be the last solitary viewer of this show ?
Do I actually care ? (Answer: NO).
Next week in the finale (Riders on the Storm): Fail Pack 1.0/2.0 face off Nazi wolf-lion, his pet Hellhound and his army of undead Riders. Peter and Theo are now good guys (which will piss off all the antis who hate them . . lol) Oh, and Stiles takes out a bad guy with baseball bat (seriously, someone teach him how to use a gun).
So, next week we will probably have some form of stydiot. But the good news is that Dylan will be leaving, so endgame is now impossible. And Jackson will return for 6B. So, guess who Lydia will be with next seaon ? (unless they decide to give Marrish another go)
Tune in next week to see a show die.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Hi. Only a week to go before TW 6A is over. Since Stiles and Lydia will be in the finale, have your vomit buckets ready. You're going to need them.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E9 'Memory Found'.
Previously: Theo, Stiles, Nazi werewolves, oh my.
This episode was basically split between Fail Pack 1.0 (Scott, Lydia & Malia) and Fail Pack 2.5 (Theo & Liam). Therefore I had to resort to smoking weed to make it entertaining. Good choice as this episode was a pile of crap.
Fail Pack 1.0 decide to remember Stiles. There's a cryo tube (apparently Parrish takes a snooze in it) and hypnosis. Boring. No Stiles, Peter, Chris Argent. Stiles and Peter could carry an episode on their own but they could, you know, act. This was like watching a train wreck.
Fail Pack 2.5 (joined briefly by the Sheriff) had to distract the Riders (who had been rather busy turning Beacon Hills into a ghost town). The Sheriff reluctant to let Theo out of jail (because he's smart).
"If you put a foot out of line, I'll put so many bullets in you, God won't recognise you !" Damn, the Sheriff is such a badass.
"I'm an atheist. Fire at will" Ooh, so is Theo.
Theo forced to tell Sheriff something about Stiles "He was smart enough not to trust me ". DO YOU HEAR THAT, SCOTT ?! DO YOU ?
Bloody musical product placement ! (SIX of them this episode. Running out of money, MTV ?)
The Ghost Riders attack in force and Sheriff goes "poof" in a clod of green smoke (mmm, pretty colours . . .damn, now I have the munchies . .). Theo and Liam flee, like the true apex predators that they are.
Cue crappy opening (fan-made) credits.
Oh look, Fail pack 2.5 steal a police car . . eventually. And goe to the now-deserted hospital (that's like the 3rd time that's happened ?).
Oh look, the Twu Alpha is in cryo tube and reliving memories of Stiles. Cue montage of series 1-6 highlights (saves on having to film anything new).Oh look, Scott is chained to a radiator . Oh look the fight between Scott and Stiles "You trust everyone!!"
Wait, Stiles and Scott were going to live in the same apartment ? The Sciles stans will love that . . . and this . . . the iconic "let's both stand in a puddle of gasoline while holding a lit flare" scene from Motel California (oh 3A, when the show was still good . .).
But Scott turning into a popsicle, so malia takes a turn. Oh look, Malia punching Stiles in Eichen house. And their first full moon together, complete with bondage. And series 4 (*shudders *) when they were in love. But now Malia turning into posicle too. Of course Stiles girlfriend , and best friend, and dad COULDN'T open the rift. Only the power of TWU LUV could do that . . * reaches for vomit bucket *.
Meanwhile, Fail Pack 2.5 are at the hospital and ready to use each other as bait, at a moment's notice. They really trust each other. And yep, the morgue is probably not the place to hide. Oh look, the Ghost Riders arrive . . . in slo-mo. (and it's hilarious as they all use the elevator . . like a small car full of clowns).
And Theo joins Liam in fighting Riders. Do I smell a redemption story ? (oh wait, that was just the weed).
Woh ! Did Theo just take out a Rider with a surgical saw ? And Twu Alfa 2.0 just took out 2 Riders with their own guns. Lol, they almost fist bumped each other in celebration.
And (following redemption arcs for Deucalion and Peter) Theo throws Liam into elevator and faces Riders on his own. Theo goes "poof" (we still trust him).
Back to this pointless story. Apparently, Scott and Malia (WTF??) are now firm stydiot stans. Seriously ?
Malia sucks at hypnosis, so the Twu Alfa steps up and gets Lydia to remember Stiles.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Thanks for that information, Polldaddy. Wow, stydia is doing so much better than stalia . . . ROFL.
And we are now over 1700 comments ! Let's get it to 2000 !!
POLLDADY THINKS STYDIOT IS KILLING WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SHITTY RATINGS.
POLLDADDY THINKS TEEN WOLF WRITERS SUCK LIKE A . . . HUGE SUCKING THING.
POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT SUCKING . . .
WHAT ?
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Dear marrishitty/antimarrish/ilovemarrishit/ilovemarrshit/marrishit (and your other 360 personalities),
Wow. Has it really been only 11 months since you bravely trolled our troll swamp ? My, doesn't time fly when you're trolling a shitty fandom ?
* Oh I am a Marrshit shipper...oops i mean Marrish haha.I started to ship marrish today and I started to watch teen wolf yesterday haha!.I love when they had sex...oh wait that was an hallucination,well I loved when they are in the shower...oh wait that was an hallucination too haha.Whatever.Lidya and Gordan are too cute together,i like Styles and Talia too.
* Oh I am allways in this poll bc is our poll,it is marrishit's poll ... I mean marrish haha.I am here bc it's the only marrish's poll...in the others polls stydia wins bc is engame...oops.Well,i love my ship bc it is bigger than stydia...oh wait that it is an hallucination,marrish has got more shippers than stydia...oh wait that is an hallucination too.
* asdghDJDAFJSKLDFGSD
I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha
* oh u pathetic little freaks. so clearly on tumblr but you don't have the balls to reply to stydia posts there itself, so you copy paste and rant here. can't wait to see your reaction when stydia is endgame ???? who the fuck ships high schoolers with grown, creepy, perverted men anyway??
. . . . I'd forgotten what a delight you were. Anyway, since stydia is about to die an ugly death, I'd just thought I'd send you a heartfelt message from myself and Jen . . .
SUCK MY TITS, LOSER !!!!!
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
. . . . . and Liliaeth is back. Thank god ! We were running out of people to troll in the TW fandom. Whew.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
Let's get back to what we do best.
Which is trolling the TW fandom and rigging every stydiot poll against them. Oh, and someone come up with new rules for a drinking game.
And we need to find some new stydiots to argue with. Tylerposet is too busy these days and antimarrish . . has bravely turned and fled. Brave, brave Sir Robin.
And most of the other stydiots haven't been on their blogs in months.
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. . . was it something we said ?
THE MASTER BAITER - 7 years ago
Forget POTUS Trump. Will someone answer the really important question ?
How did Jeff Davis convince MTV that he knew how to make a successful show ?
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
So, Donald Trump is now President of the United States.
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. . . . well, it was nice knowing you all .
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
Meanwhile, the best scenes were between the Sheriff and Claudia. And Stiles stuff all disappears again. And then we find out Claudia isn't real (DUH).
Wait, the Sheriff and Stiles were with her when she died ? Wasn't the Sheriff out at a traffic accident when she died, and Stiles was the only one with her ??? DID THEY RETCON THIS TOO ????
Anyway, Claudia disappears. And a Rift opens up briefly in Stiles room.
And Scott , Liam, Malia, and Lydia are the last ones left . . except for the Sheriff.
And Stiles real name is Mieczyslaw "Mischief" Stilinski. IT ONLY TOOK SIX FUCKING SEASONS !!!
And apparently, remembering Stiles will open Rift . . because, why not ?
Next week (Memory Found) : Theo is still here (I trust him). Liam fights Riders (ROFL). Shot of that old stydiot "kiss" (Hello fan-service). Stiles in last few seconds of episode. probably ? (We won't see him until FINAL episode).
And now we know that Scott's bite will probably the thing that kills Stiles. Good choice, show. I'm sure that will go down well. FUCK JEFF DAVIS.
Seya next week, when I'll be smoking weed. So, I'm sure that the next recap will make sense.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Welcome back to the I'm-Too-Drunk-To-Be-Writing-These TW Recaps on Trolldaddy.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E8 "Blitzkrieg".
Previously: The Sheriff remembers Stiles (the viewers are starting to forget, we've seen so little of him), Ghost Riders, Nazi Alpha Werewolf.
Oh look, it's Germany 1943. Gee, I wonder if that makes Mr Douglas a Nazi ? Oh look, he's drinking from a glass with a Swastika on the bottom. Hmm, I think that was too subtle. Oooh a pool of blood all over that map of Nazi Germany. Hmm, still a tad too subtle for TW viewers.
P.S. Remind me not to piss off a Nazi Alpha werewolf .
Cue crappy credits.
Oh look, the Sheriff has found the "red string" (LOL at stydiot faces looking disappointed that Lydia was not involved in this scene.) Oh look, Stiles' room has magically reappeared. Because of string . . sure . .
Twu Alfa, Alfa 2.0, Coyote, and banshee have a cunning plan. Scott will bite Stiles so he can survive coming through the rift . . ummm. But then Stiles can come up with a plan to rescue the rest . . ummmm . .
Peter is a tad sceptical of the cunning plan (except for the part about turning Stiles . . STETER ENDGAME !!) and thinks the smart thing to do is run , before the Riders take entire town. Scott thinks HIS cunning plan is better (LOL) , so Peter rolls his eyes sassily and leaves.
Hot Daddy Argent and Melissa are cornered by Nazi Alpha Werewolf. He wants a Hellhound (but it didn't work out so well for him).
Cue musical product placements (I think there were like, 5000 of them in the episode. Maybe it just felt like that many).
Hayden and Mason cry over missing Cory. No one cares.
Team Cunning Plan look for a Rift. Team Alfa 2.0 are guarding Theo (I trust him). We all know that Theo has NO chance against the brain trust here.
Oh look, Liam just broke Kira's sword . Surprisingly, Theo does tell them about the Nazi Alpha Werewolf . . . oh wait, he's actually a Lowenmensch. Part Alpha werewolf and part lion ? And now also a Ghost Rider. Greedy sod.
Cue historic flashback. Nazi uniforms and occult squad that worked for Hitler. Hmm . . still too subtle . Needs more goose stepping.
Oh look, a Rift. And "volunteer" turned into a crispy critter. Ghost Riders "poof" everyone.
And wounded Nazi Alpha Formerly-A-Werewolf-But-Actually-A-Lowenmensch goes looking for Dread Doctors. It doesn't go well and he ends up in giant test tube for next 70 years. And he simply wants Ghost Riders as his personal undead army. Because, why not ?
And Parrish is in a cryo chamber (I guess the Winter Soldier didn't need it anymore). Nazi Alpha (etc) forces Daddy Argent and Melissa to open it up. Then Chris brings a shotgun to a werewolf fight. It doesn't end well. Chris Argent goes "poof" . Then Melissa McCall too. And a ship dies before it's really born.
And Mr Douglas now has his own T̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ Hellhound.
Ghost Riders go after Team Alfa 2.0. Mason (and there goes the brains of the outfit. They are soooooo screwed) and Hayden go "poof". Layden dies ( and crickets are heard chirping in the fandom) and Liam runs like a little bitch.
Team Cunning Plan run into Team Nazi Hellhound. Liam arrives just in time to tell Scott that Mr Douglas is a Nazi and can control Hellhounds. The new brain trust, boys and girls.
And Parrish pulls open the Rift (I guess a little green fire wouldn't bother him). Then Team Nazi Hellhound go through, and the rift closes before the TWU ALFA can follow.
Then Ghost Riders come out to go after Team Cunning Plan. Twu Alfa 2.0 and Banshee Fan Bait run while Malia and Scott get the snot beaten out of them (SERIOUSLY, TRUE ALPHA ????).
Holy shit !! Peter Hale saves Team Cunning Plan, and then he goes "poof" . Malia is sad.
Lydia protects Twu Alfa 2.0 (LOL) from Ghost rider. It was scared of her ? Or maybe it was allergic to Stydiot.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Cue musical product placements (about 4̶0̶0̶0̶
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Thanks Polldaddy for the report on the show's ratings. Is MTV still claiming 8 MILLION people online are watching the show ? Aww, they're funny when they're drunk off their faces.
Liliaeth seems to have gone radio silent in the last few days. I guess she's still recovering from being dragged all over the internet. Apparently, we are not catering enough to her personal desires. STOP WRITING STUFF I DON'T WANT TO READ !! WAHHHH !!!!
Internet agrees she's acting like an entitled asshole.
"Stop pretending you even have an argument here. What you have is a tantrum dressed up in a superiority complex. "
"Don’t bother, liliaeth is a notorious entitled pissbaby"
"I feel like I’ve been seeing this whine for two decades.
Oh wait. I’ve been seeing this whine for two decades."
But this is not surprising for liliaeth. Remember when she left this comment on a fanfic for a writing challenge ?
"I guess my main issue is that you made it sterek to begin with. It's just such a crack ship with no canon basis. In fact if you wanted to focus on Clint and Derek's connection, it would have made more sense to have Scott by Derek's side, since Stiles doesn't give a fuck about Derek beyond of how he impacts on Scott. But then I despite established sterek even more than any other kind of sterek, because it ignores that in canon those two have no connection beyond Scott.
PS: sorry, I should just have ignored anything with sterek in it, cause I should have known from a start that anything involving sterek will have nothing to do with actual Teen Wolf canon.""
The Big Bang moderater then soundly spanked her in public.
" Crossover Big Bang mod here, I am quite disappointed to see this comment left to a story for the challenge by a fellow participant.
It’s generally against fandom etiquette to make the kind of comment you have. The comment sections of someone’s story is not a platform for you to talk about how much you dislike what they are writing about and why.
While it is not explicated stated in the rules (something I didn’t think was necessary to do) participants are expected to treat each other with common decency and this comment by you did cross a line. This is your warning that if I see something like this again you will be banned for participating in any future rounds of the Crossover Big Bang (I can’t condone any participants in a challenge of mine acting this way to each other in a place that is supposed to celebrate their works)."
SHE WAS IN THAT BLOODY BIG BANG AND DECIDED TO PISS ALL OVER ANOTHER PARTICIPENT BECAUSE . . . STEREK IS BAD, SCOTT IS GOOD ??
WHO DOES THAT ??
A bitch does that. * WAVES AT LILIAETH *
"sterek doesn’t exist in canon and that’s why the inescapability of it is bizarre" (digivolvin.tumblr.com)
. . . . . . HMMM, I THINK THIS IS A NEW DEFINITION OF HUGE THAT I WAS NOT AWARE OF.
POLLDADDY IS NOT PLEASED.
EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON TEEN WOLF CAN KISS POLLDADDY'S ASS.
* taps mic * IS THIS ON ? - 7 years ago
Has it really been five days since we trolled here ? Man, there are just too many fandoms to troll these days. And not enough time to even enjoy our drinking game.
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. "I am so sick of people hating on “Pack 2.0″ – a term I hate by the way." (princeescaluswords.tumblr.com)
Oh honey, you're new to fandom, aren't you ?
"Dylan is dunzo. They basically announced they are doing a retrospective episode on him next week. You don’t do retrospective episodes on people who are sticking around." (princeescaluswords.tumblr.com)
Try to keep up. This has been known for weeks.
* So, how many guessed Mieczyslaw for Stile's real name ? I'm pretty sure I've read Sterek fic using it, although Genim was popular for awhile (I think they're the ones voting negatively in the latest HL poll).
* The faux/possibly real marrishitty/antimarrish is no longer infesting our inboxes. We kinda miss her. Just in case you're stalking us still, here is something just for you . . . .
"I am predicting 0.40 for the next episode (might be higher as Peter is back) " CALLED IT !!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
Nazi Alpha (with a hilarious German accent, so we know who he is . .rofl) forces murder-twink to break the ash line, then he breaks open cage.
Then Nazi Alpha gets whipped by Ghost Rider (kinky). Then the Rider gets bitten (kinky). Then the Rider dies (less kinky). Nazi Alpha devours pineal gland (definitely NOT kinky).
Oh look, Peter actually stayed to face the Ghost Riders and told Malia to run. A bit OOC, but ok.
And Peter is saved, when Nazi Alpha kills captured Rider.
And LOL, Parrish back to himself but ran away . . ("Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out. ")
The Twu Alfa and his pack find the dead Rider, and brains-trust that they are, immediately think a wounded Theo did it. Until realise their teacher is evil (should not be a surpise now) and a serial kelling Alpha werewolf. And a Nazi. And the Ghost Rider's whip is missing . .ruh roh.
Cue Nazi Alpha/Ghost Rider Werewolf cornering invisible-twink. Ghost whip 'poofs' Cory. Bye twink, we hardly knew you. Or cared.
And why have Nazi Alpha werewolf's eyes gone from Red to pale green-blue ? was it something he ate ?
Was that too corny ? Probably.
Promo for next episode "Blitzkrieg" (gee, I wonder who's going to star in that ?): The Sheriff remembers Stiles and makes his very own crime board, with all that RED STRING.
The stydiots will kill themselves over THAT ("omg, NO !! The red string is only for STYDIOT. It means they are soulmates. EWWWW. Why would they pair Stiles with HIS DAD ?!!!! Ewwwwww")
Meanwhile, go over to liliaeth's tumblr if you want to see a tantrum live. It's been going on for a couple of days now. Apparently, liliaeth doesn't like the big ships in the TW fandom and would rather the dirty, nasty shippers stop putting their crap in the main TW tag. Because it makes more sense to only use that for the MINOR ships, which have about a DOZEN fic out there. And she is the GOD of this fandom and must be obeyed. Despite a dozen people giving her legitimate suggestions on how to fix this.
It's hilarious. But honey, you seem like a smart person. So, if you feel any pain in you head, it might be because you're repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall. . . . maybe you should stop ?
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Welcome back to my crappy TW recaps. Only a few episodes until Dylan leaves and WE ARE FREE !!! Come and watch the stydiots cry.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E7 "Heartless"
Previously . . . Theo. I trust him. So does Price Peterson.
Oh look, Theo wakes up in a morgue drawer (as one does. Especially if you're dead.). And apparently the lighting budget is at an all time low.
And Theo's sister rips his heart out (not like murder twink didn't deserve it).
And Theo's sister rips his heart out.
And Theo's . . . rinse and repeat. Groundhog Day in hell ?
Cue crappy credits.
Malia beating the heck out of murder twink. Twu Alfa and Twu Alfa 2.0 argue over wether saving Theo from hell was a good idea. They have good ideas ?
"It's awkward when mum and dad fight." LOL, murder twink. Wait . . which one is mom ?
Twu Alfa 2.0 tries to convince dad that Theo can be trusted . . even if he did kill his own sister . . and Tracy . . and Josh . . oh, and Scott. I don't think dad was impressed.
And Theo didn't look that impressed by Liam's threats, either. Kinda like being threated by a Chihuahua. Malia has had enough of twu alfa 1.0 and 2.0.
And the Sheriff (NOT NOAH !!) has found Stiles room behind the wallpaper. Claudia not too happy . . but we trust her too.
Twu Alfa 2.0 and Hayden have Theo in chains (kinky !) Smartest-guy-in-town, Mason has built a cage that can hold a Ghost Rider. And where is he getting the jars of mountain ash ? The entire pack (Twu Alfa, Twu Alfa 2.0, Malia, Hayden, invisible-twink, murder-twink, smartest-guy-in-town) is involved in the plan . . what could possibly go wrong ?
Peter Hale is a crispy critter again, in hospital. But he cheats death again, when Melissa gives him the magic-herbs concoction. Eww, he actually shed his skin !!
Wow, Peter is back to looking like a magnificent bastard again.
"You know, we never did have that second date" Oh Peter. And lol, when Melissa and Malia dropped him on his ass.
Lydia and her momtalk about Claudia. OMG. Did the Sheriff conjure her into existence ?
Meanwhile, the plan to capture a Ghost Rider works perfectly . . except for the part where murder-twink had to help the Twu Alfa. But they now have the rider's gun too. Well, I'm sure that little cage surrounded by mountain ash will work . .
Except no one can speak Ghost Rider. Oops. Oh look, the Rider called for backup. Double oops.
Luckily, smartest-guy-in-town (so mart, he can see his invisible boyfriend) remembers the Hellhound. "We need Parrish" . For the ratings sake, yes we do.
Meanwhile, Lydia and the Sheriff talk about Stiles and Claudia. Oh for fucks sake TWO musical product placements ? Ewwww, did Lydia just sniff Stiles sweaty old lacrosse jersey ??
And now the Sheriff can see the jersey too. Finally.
Parrish talks to the Ghost Rider but just gets the same old message ("We are the Wild Hunt. We hunt forever. Those who hunt with us, hunt forever . . please leave a message after the beep . .").
Scott loses patience and ready to threaten Rider . . lol.
So, the Rider just gets control of Parrish (hounds obey the Hunt, you morons !!) and makes him turn into the Hellhound. And there goes the mountain ash line.
Oh look, Peter and Malia are bonding . . kinda. And Malia is ready to go through rift to get to Stiles (was that stalia baiting ? ) "You have no self preservation instincts. How are you my daughter ?" LOL.
And Peter can hear the Riders. ruh roh.
Mason and Hayden outside cave with Ghost Rider cage. "I'm sure the plan is working" Oh boy.
The Hellhound is now beating the crap out of everyone. But at least Theo remembered to put down more mountain ash.
And Mr Douglas/Nazi Alpha Werewolf turns up. ruh roh.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
KATE !!!!
Stop arguing with runicscribbles (as entertaining as that is) and come back here. faux-marrishitty has returned ! My inbox is full of stydiot.
Still pretending you're NOT antimarrish, huh ? And that you have NO monkey-lovin 'proclivities ?
Sure, hon.
A MOMENTS SILENCE FOR THESE STYDIOTS - 7 years ago
HERE ARE SOME MORE STYDIOT BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN DELETED RECENTLY. * throws confetti *
void--banshee.tumblr.com
the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com (ACTUALLY, NOT GONE. Now ithinkilovedhim.tumblr.com )
screamforstiles.tumblr.com
lavendermartin.tumblr.com
lydiawontforget.tumblr.com (formerly deathbyclarke.tumblr.com) (Now iwanttosavestiles.tumblr.com)
clizzykink.tumblr.com / bi-erica.tumblr.com
antimarrish.tumblr.com (marrish is dead bitches . . . OOH, CLASSY AS EVER. WILL STILL MISS YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY,MARRISHITTY)
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
Head over to tofixtheshadows.tumblr.com if you want to take part in a Scott vs Derek argument. It's been going on all day. Thanks various anons (Hi, Kate !!) for the entertainment.
Hi someothermonstra.tumblr.com !! If you are truly ready to fight the sterek fandom (im gonna fight your fucking anons I’M READY ) , why don't you turn off anon. We're all ready to fight . . . when you're ready to come out of your comfy pillow fort . . .
And now others have arrived to fight off the EVIL sterek fandom:
princeescaluswords.tumblr.com
elandrialore.tumblr.com
runicscribbles.tumblr.com
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH AND HAVE JUST PAID FOR AN ARGUMENT, BUT LEAVE FEELING IT'S A REALLY STUPID CONCEPT.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
OMFG ! Stydiot can now be proven to have killed off Teen Wolf. It is a fact.
I am predicting 0.40 for the next episode (might be higher as Peter is back).
SO, WHAT WILL THE RATINGS LOOK LIKE WHEN STILES LEAVES/DIES, AFTER 6.10 ??
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
NEXT WEEK: Theo is a dick. The Sheriff is in Stiles room. Peter Hale is a crispy critter for the THIRD time. And Nazi Cheekbones goes all red eyed.
WE WANT STILES BACK !!
Ugh, the ratings should be dismal.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Welcome back to my crappy TW recaps. Come and watch a show die.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E56 "Ghosted"
Previously: Theo, Peter and Stiles. (Unfortunately, no Stiles or Peter and hardly any Theo. So, basically a pile of crap. Or, you know, an average episode of this show).
Oh look, Lydia is having visions again. That hardly EVER happens.
A vision of a black party in Canaan back in 1987.
Cue Duran Duran (Hungry Like The Wolf . . LOL).
Oh look, the ghost Riders crash the party and "poof" everyone except one woman. Cue banshee scream.
Crappy credits.
Oh look, N̶o̶a̶h̶ Sheriff John Stilinski refuses to believe Scott about Stiles. AGAIN.
Oh look, the Nazi Alpha werewolf overhears Liam and Hayden talking about the riders. (Also, no Mason or Corey this episode. Meh.)
LOL. Melissa was such a smooth operator as she "snuck" Chris Argent out of his hospital room. Apparently getting hit by the Ghost Riders whip is a bad thing. Who knew ?
So, the Twu Alfa, cries-a-lot banshee, and runs-around-naked-a-lot coyote arrive in Canaan. Kinda looks like the set for The Walking Dead.
Hallucinations start. Malia sees dead mother and sister, and Theo (who shoots her again. ROFL). Scott sees his mom with werewolf bite in her skull (not foreboding or anything).
Oh God, another crappy product placement piece of music. * sigh *
Oh look, Baby Alpha and Girl-Who-Used-To-Hate-His-Guts plan to steal stuff from school. Nazi Cheekbones beat them to it. Yep, he's seen the Riders too.
Oh look, Twu Alfa, Coyote and Banshee chase mysterious boy to his home. Because following random mystery child in a ghost town always leads to good things.
Boy's mother serves weird lemonade (Don't drink the Kool-Aid, Malia !!) . Then the woman locks them in the house (told ya). And the Twu Alfa is not strong enough to break out (seriously, can he even break out of a wet paper bag ??).
Oh look, Scott and Malia decide to follow weird-ass kid down to basement. Which is filled with water. And is now locked behind them. . . . the Beacon Hills brain trust, boys and girls.
And weird-ass mother is actually a banshee. Of course she is. Because they're as common as kanimas, apparently.
Cue screaming contest. Cue vision of Riders taking entire town but leaving the banshee, and her dead son (yep, it's ghost-boy !)
And ghost boy tries to drown coyote and twu alfa. Luckily, mommy lets them all go.So, what did they learn from this little road trip ? Sweet bugger all, apparently.
Meanwhile, Melissa manages to get the right (Celtic ?) herbs to heal Hot-Daddy's wound. It seems to work. And now we have a new ship . . McArgent.
Baby Alpha and Co are now working with Nazi Cheekbones (I'm sure that will end well). And Kira's mother suddenly appears (goddammit, we miss Kira. And, you know that a Kitsune who could harness lightning might be really fucking helpful right now !! Not to mention, Kira's mother knows about the Wild Hunt ! Oh, and how about the Hellhound, which usually accompany the Hunt ??)
And she gave Liam , Kira's sword ! WTF ?
And the Baby Alpha uses it to free Theo from Hell (because he's a dumbass).
Theo is ready (HA !) to offer his sincere help in capturing a Rider. Unfortunatly, he has lost Josh's electric powers. But he knows about Hunt from the Dread Doctors. (P.S. Does he know about Nazi Cheekbones ?)
Oh, and Theo remembers Stiles.
Theo thinks the Hunt is 'stuck' in Beacon Hills somehow (I bet the Nemeton is involved). Oh, and those taken by the Riders all eventually BECOME Riders.
And A happy reunion for Scott and Theo, and an even more heart warming reunion for Theo and Malia (next week, Theo dies. It's all very tragic. Malia cries . .).
Claudia is still acting weird. N̶o̶a̶h̶ The Sheriff decides to start redecorating and gets rid of that ugly wallpaper . . and show ends (FUCKERS !!)
NEXT WEEK: Theo is a dick. The Sheriff is in Stiles room. Peter Hale is a crispy critter for the THIRD time. And Nazi Cheekbones goes all red
Jen & Kate - 7 years ago
1700 COMMENTS !!!!!!
I AM SOCK. HEAR ME ROAR - 7 years ago
. . . . . and the official TW tumblr has started the baiting . . . "Lydia is ready to FIGHT for the one she LOVES. Teen Wolf returns on tuesday! ".
Dude . . the viewers have left the building. Your show is now a dead parrot.
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. . . . IT HAS FUCKING SNUFFED IT !!!!
SOCKS !! - 7 years ago
were back and fluffier an warmer than ever.
still adorable dhjdhbgdhds. still a bittyyy drunkkkk.
HAPPPPY NEWWWW YEARRFGHJJ
TheSocksAreBack - 7 years ago
This is the message to send to the stydiots, just in time for the New Year.
LOL. antimarrish old blog is now titled "marrish is dead bitches". Hasn't anyone told her about Dylan leaving and the stydia ship being dead. . . . someone should really tell her.
Wow. It's been about a year since the Troll Brigade formed. Mostly in response to HL polls reblogged across stydiot tumblrs. * waves at tylerposet *. Thanks for pointing out that stydiot was winning them. That was a glaring error that we corrected, making sure that stydiot lost the next 15 or so polls there.
Teen Wolf was heading into 5B and inevitable oblivion.
Jen made her first troll comment on HL : "The only thing that would make 5B bearable is if Derek returned. Or if Marrish finally became canon. Or if Peter returns and finally kills Jesus wolf and becomes the Alpha again. Peter was the only truly impressive Alpha they’ve had on the show. we want our werewolves to be fierce killers. Not bloody poodles that won’t kill."
. . which led to Goldie's comment "some weak ass ho that’s about to get a knife up her white little ass for good".
. . which led to us trolling her poll and pretty much ruining it. ("Okay. So since some trolls decided to ruin the other poll I made a new one.")
. . which led to her next two polls . . . which we also ruined. Man, she never learned.
WE learned that poll-maker and polldaaddy and apester were pretty easy to rig in your favour (despite claims to the contrary by the stydiots).
We learned that the stydiots really and truly believed they WEREN'T being baited by Jeff Davis.
We learned they were a bunch of idiots.
We learned that a simple # hashtag could piss off a stydiot.
So, we sent a shit load of them to all the stydiot tumblrs we could find.
We learned that we could state the obvious :
* Jeff Davis is obviously just baiting them like he did with Sterek shippers.
* The ratings are going to bomb.
* The show is going to be cancelled.
* Stydiot will never become canon.
. . and the stydiots suddenly grew hard of hearing. They really should consult a specialist.
We learned that alcohol makes the stydiocy bearable. . . . marginally.
We learned that Jeff Davis baited the stydiots too, and probably knew he wouldn't have Dylan for most of the last season.
We learned to love him again.
We learned to sing (very badly). We learned to use emoticons creatively. And you can never have too many Monty Python jokes.
We learned that fire bad, trees pretty.
We learned that the antichrist WOULD become President of the United States. And the apocalypse was probably nigh.
We learned that Teen Wolf was held together by Stiles and a hell of a lot of male eye candy. And removing both of those would kill off the show.
We learned that tequila was the work of the devil.
We learned that rick rolling a poll could get it shut down, if you did it often enough.
We learned that marrishitty was really antimarrish ("But we guessed that right from the start !!" Jen says). We also learned that 'monkeying around' has a WHOLE other meaning for some stydiots.
Basically, we learned nothing in 2016.
Here's hoping it continues in 2017. HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
UR STILL A GIFT, JEFF DAVIS - 7 years ago
Yep, Jeff Davis. The gift that keeps on giving. And is now shitting all over the stydiot fandom. rofl.
* Us staydias were treated like complete shit…. teen wolf kept biting a stydia endgame and apparently dylan isnt even in 6b…
* OK FUCK. stydia better somehow be endgame before they kill off stiles
* i just realize the bad that is stydia doesnt being endgame and i’m crying bye
#I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS#THIS YEAR IS OFICIALLY THE WORST EVER
* like at this point I’m not even sad about Dylan leaving, but I’m sad ‘bout the fact that the writers and the crew kept teasing us with the Stydia endgame and the reunion and all that, while knowing damn well that we can’t have it
not without Stiles
* Repeat after me : Dylan O'Brien not being in 6B does NOT mean stydia won’t be endgame. Pass it on :)
· #listen we have come far and the fact that we even have the scenes we do? #that is AMAZING #yall realize that our ship is so iconic that it doesnt even matter
* GUYS Stydia isn’t dead okay?
Whether or not Dylan is in a ton of 6b, they’re not going to kill their biggest endgame ship! Like after losing Scallison AND Scira, Stydia is THE ship of this show.
* can you believe I finally started watching teen wolf properly after all these years because it looked like stydia would be endgame lol what is my life why does the universe hate me
* Ok, I’m pretty certain that whatever way they have to spin it Stydia will be endgame
* listen. i dont know if the rumors are true but. i will SET THE WORLD ON FIRE if dylan obrien leaves teen wolf before it ends. i cant have watched this show since 2013 for stydia not to be endgame. I literally cant i will be so destroyed
* its cool to ship stalia if that’s what u ship but i don’t even really watch and it’s always been glaringly obvious that stydia is endgame like too obvious im sorry kids but wtf did you expect
* What I really feel: I don’t fucking understand why the hell when Stydia is rising they’re separated by the riders. They’re made for each other and they deserve to be together. I just want them to kiss, hug, and love each other and stop saving their lives.
#everybody knows that stydia is endgame #stydia is my endgame #stydiaislove
* Weheeeee are never ever ever, gettin’ Stydia togetheeeer!
(NO I AM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE! I hate this show so much right now.)
* MERRY CHRISTMAS STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND STILES IS STAYING
At this point in time, I'd be quite prepared to suck Jeff Davis's dick for the enormous wank storm he has created by letting Dylan go.
MY BODY IS READY !!
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
im notygt on the f uckinn floor Jen fuck u.
* listen. i dont know if the rumors are true but. i will SET THE WORLD ON FIRE if dylan obrien leaves teen wolf before it ends. i cant have watched this show since 2013 for stydia not to be endgame. I literally cant i will be so destroyed
lol stydiots are idiiits
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Don't worry, we haven't left. Just enjoying our annual Xmas booze-up. Kate is currently on the floor, not an uncommon occurrence this time of the year.
The other trolls are still around (I think), probably around the HL comment sections or haunting stydiot blogs (yep, they're still in denial over Dylan).
Seya around (probably after we've all recovered from our Xmas hangovers).
TEEN WOLF IS OVER PARTY - 7 years ago
MERRY XMAS !!!!
I love how the stydiots are divided between those who are "leaving the fandom. They are sooo done with TW" and those still in denial and hanging on to hope like grim death. And thanks MTV for neither confirming or denying the report on Dylan leaving after 6A (despite Will Wallace and others trying to put out the fire . . by pouring gasoline over the story). Onwards to the delicious salty tears.
* I’m leaving the fandom. Whats the fucking point? Our ship, and everything we’ve been waiting years for, is dead
#i give up on this show #im not watching 6b
* Im so upset this was the one thing ive been waiting for for so long and they fucking robbed us of it bc they just couldnt wait for dylan to be done filming. I cant be optimistic about this, theyve been baiting and exploiting stydia for money for years
AGAIN, THE STEREK FANDOM *head desk *
* Doesnt matter whether he “lives” or “dies,” obvi what im upset about is dylan leaving the show at all and jeff robbing us of canon stydia and the gross, hideous exploitation of our ship for money and publicity ever since 2013?
* ive said it before and ill say it again: if stiles dies, i’m not going to watch anymore.
* can someone kindly explain to me what the FUCK is going on with dylan obrien and teen wolf bc im honestly really confused but if what i think is happening is actually happening im gonna be really upset??????????? seems like a bunch of rumors though and nothing has been confirmed???????? someone give me some facts plssss for my sanity
* and how tf are they gonna give us stydia this late in the game knowing that it aint even gonna last an entire season?
* Stiles Stilinski dying on teen wolf just proves that 2016 was the worst year of all time
* this is what happens when you crave for more while you KNOW it’s time to stop @ jeff failvis
teen wolf should’ve ended after 3B
* GUYS Stydia isn’t dead okay?
Whether or not Dylan is in a ton of 6b, they’re not going to kill their biggest endgame ship! Like after losing Scallison AND Scira, Stydia is THE ship of this show.
I’m sure they recorded some voice overs for phone calls with him, they probably got some shots for possible skype calls and things like that.
Plus I would like to point out the newest info we got from that crew member about block filming and filming content for 8 episodes, including episodes in 6b.
Everything is fine. Stydia is endgame.
NOTHING FROM MTV ITSELF THOUGH. I GUESS DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT.
* It makes me laugh that probably the only endgame of the whole serie is gonna be layden. They fucked up so freaking much
* I mean 2016 was the worst year ever so it makes sense that Christmas weekend would be ruined with this news.
* @teenwolf Y'ALL HAD TO MAKE YOUR SLOW BURN SO SLOW AND NOW THE ACTOR LEAVES ????
* Stydia is still endgame don't worry
WHO NEEDS XMAS PRESENTS WHEN WE HAVE THIS ? BEST XMAS WANK SINCE THE MASS PSEUDOCIDE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM A FEW YEARS BACK.
TEEN WOLF IS OVER PARTY - 7 years ago
I could do this all day . . and probably will. Let's get back to the stydiot's salty tears.
* so im guessing everyone heard the news that dylan o’b is leaving teen wolf and won’t be in 6B.
I’m truly disappointed that they continued to bait us, knowing how restricted Dylan’s schedule was and the high possibility for his absence in 6B. It wasn’t fun to get played for 3 years straight, while waiting 6 years for 2 people to fall in love and get together.
THE ENTIRE STEREK FANDOM IS NOW BANGING IT'S HEAD AGAINST A DESK.
YEAH, IT MUST BE SOOOOO TERRIBLE TO BE BAITED FOR YEARS. WE HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE . .
* Nope nope nope
If they kill Stiles the ratings gonna drop like a hot potato!
UMMM . . . HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATINGS RECENTLY ??
* ok so what the fuck is going on with DOB and teen wolf?????
* HOLD ON!! WHAT!!! DYLAN HAS WRAPPED UP FILMING!!! HE’S NOT GOING TO BE IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON!?!?!?!?!?!
* if stiles dies in early 2017, i’m gonna call it as being equally as horrible as 2016 and go into hibernation
* PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THINK TEEN WOLF WOULD MAKE 6A FOCUS ON STILES/STYDIA AND THEN HAVE HIM NOT BE IN 6B???? ARE YALL KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???
. . . COUGH * MARRISH * COUGH *
* They cant do this to us we waited for fucking 6 seasons i cant have a other otp not ending up toghether . I cant have this
* Can someone please tell me what THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!????
* I CAN'T BELIEVE DYLAN IS LEAVING AND STYDIA IS NOT ENDGAME.
* WHAT? DYLAN IS LEAVING, NO STYDIA, NO SCILES AND NO STILES. OMG WHAAAT NOOOOOOO
* lydia better not end up with parrish that’s all i’m saying…..
MERRY XMAS EVERY TROLL OUT THERE. IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NEW YEAR !!
TEEN WOLF IS OVER PARTY - 7 years ago
Let's all stop and enjoy the spirit of Xmas. Let's all bathe in the delicious stydiot tears. Ho. Ho. Ho.
* Guys, I’m crushed. I can’t believe this is happening.
* Just when I thought 2016 couldn’t get any more worse…
* Why aren’t you guys mad as hell about this? I’m so mad!
* I’m so sick of seeing all the fans saying things like #teenwolfisover because it’s not.
* I am trying to be positive about all the “Dylan is leaving TW” but like I am just so fucking bitter tonight and if it’s absolutely true I will be so upset. Merry fucking Christmas.
* can someone kindly explain to me what the FUCK is going on with dylan obrien and teen wolf bc im honestly really confused but if what i think is happening is actually happening im gonna be really upset??????????? seems like a bunch of rumors though and nothing has been confirmed???????? someone give me some facts plssss for my sanity
* WHO THE FUCK IS SAYING DYLAN IS NOT COMING BACK TO TEEN WOLF SEASON FINALE?
SO MANY PEOPLE FREAKING OUT BUT STILL NOT FINDING ANY NEWS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMING THAT.
LIKE THE FUCK?
* with all this dylan situation i’m just in denial, kinda just hoping for the best but expecting the worst tbh
* #TeenWolfIsOverParty
14.9K Tweets
Y'all need to grow the fuck up
* Do we have any undeniable proof that Dylan is actually leaving?
Because otherwise I am going to continue living in denial.
* dylan won’t be in 6b??? what
* OK IM REALLY STARTING TO FREAK ABOUT THIS INSTAGRAM POST ABOUT DYLAN FINISHING WORK ON THE TEEN WOLF SET I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE IS NOT IN S6B I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THE SHOW
* i’m gonna just come out and say this: i’m disappointed in dylan. i’m really fucking angry with him actually. i mean, for gods sake, this is the show that fucking started his career!! he knows how much stiles means to the show and to the fans and yet he still chose to leave.
* How stupid of me to actually think that my OTP would make it to the end of the series and be happy!!!
* like at this point I’m not even sad about Dylan leaving, but I’m sad ‘bout the fact that the writers and the crew kept teasing us with the Stydia endgame and the reunion and all that, while knowing damn well that we can’t have it
* It’s really annoying and frustrating when you think that finally your OTP is endgame and you get to see them together and then Dylan decides to fucking leave. Fuck this
* So if the news about Stiles not being in 6B are true then I’ll be losing my mind ???? Of course I’ll support Dylan forever, but this just breaks my heart ????
* I am genuinely disappointed that Stiles won’t be there for 6B especially after having my hopes up for Stydia which had been promised for this season but at the same time I’m not surprised
* From the initial instagram post, I was mostly thinking this Dylan stuff was BS. But now StydiaNews reported it and I’m not sure what to think.
* Imagine building up a relationship with two people for 5 and a half seasons just for one of them to be killed off before the final season
* THIS CANT BE HAPPENING .
DYLAN CAN’T LEAVE TEEN WOLF UNTIL THE VERY LAST EPISODE. I WON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE HOW CAN YOU GIVE US THIS AND LEAVE US AFTER 6A WITH NO STILES.
* if dylan is really leaving the show and stiles will die, it just seems really odd to me that we found out by a ig photo… they would be more carefull not to spoil that, wouldn’t they???
SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN HOECHLIN LEFT. LOL.
Í HAVEN'T STARTED XMAS BOOZING YET I AM FEELING DRUNK. YUMMMMM.
Marrish5ever - 7 years ago
Wow, it's been so long. glad to be back here, where trolls can roam free.
I think we should post some of the wank we are seeing on tumblr. The stydiots are actually hilarious. the ones still in denial are even funnier.
So, sit back as we post all the lovely stydiot wank. (thanks Dylan for making all this possible).
* As conflicted as I am to see something I loved so much once fall apart, there is a part of me that enjoys the fact that Stalia had two seasons of canon love and Stydia has NOTHING because DOB is leaving. (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
WE ALL AGREE (for the first time fyi).
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
OMG. THE WANK IN THE STYDIOT SIDE OF THIS FANDOM IS AT RECORD LEVELS !! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST XMAS EVER !!
Thanks goes out to TW costume designer Daniel Flores, whose Instagram message led to this feast.
" Work finish on this guy right here. Thanks for all the memories and a wonderful 6 seaosn run.” .
We should all send those poor stydiots a cheerful Xmas message . . . #TeenWolfIsOverParty .
Yep, that should do. And also #EndgameMarrish6B.
BEST-XMAS-EVEEEER !!
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Jen just told me about the "Dylan is leaving Teenj Wolf after 6A" story. And the stydiots are tearing their hair out ! ENDGAME MY ASS !!
THANK YOU SANTA !!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
"would yall hate me if i’d go on another long hiatus" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
You really need us to answer that ????
MERRY XMAS FROM THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS !! - 7 years ago
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
* Are you excited for the new season of Teen Wolf ? Meh, not really 16.01 %
(21 May 15)
IT WAS ONLY 3 % NO. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T CLOSE YOUR POLLS. * grins *
* What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
* Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.2 %.
(17 Aug 15)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
* Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
* Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
* Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
* Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 % * VOTE ON THIS ONE !!! *
(8 Mar 16)
* Are you sad 'Teen Wolf' is ending? No. It's time. 22 %
(22 Jul 16)
DUH.
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 62 %
(8 Oct 16)
HMM, GONE DOWN SLIGHTLY. KEEP VOTING !!
* Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 55 %
(9 Nov 16)
GONE UP FROM 52 %. YAY !!
* Do you want Malia and Scott to get together? Nope. #Stalia 34 %
(14 Nov 16)
EWWW.
* Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 90 % * ROFL *
(15 Nov 16)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 54 %
(15 Nov 16)
GONE DOWN FROM 57 % . KEEP VOTING !!
* What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 % * LOL *
(15 Nov 16)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 64 %
(22 Nov 16)
WAS 70 %. KEEP FUCKING VOTING !!
* Do you think Liam can fill Scott's shoes? NO 61 %
(22 Nov 16)
WELL, DUH. THEN AGAIN, SCOTT IS HARDLY THE ALPHA EITHER HALE WAS.
* Who will remember Stiles first ? Malia 67 %. Lydia 28 %. Scott 5 %
(29 Nov 16)
MALIA WAS 90 % & LYDIA 9 %. DON'T STOP VOTING !!
* Are you missing those epic Scott/Stiles scenes? Nope 40 %
(6 Dec 16)
LOL LOL LOL
* Do you think Stiles will be able to get back to Beacon Hills ? No 55 %
(13 Dec 16)
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM LYDIA !!
** KEEP VOTING OVER XMAS (THE STYDIOTS WILL BE TOO BUSY PATTING EACH OTHER ON THE BACK OVER BEING "ENDGAME" OR SOMETHING).
And if you want to see some excellent wank, head over to liliaeth's tumblr. She's been arguing with trolls for days now. it's fucking hilarious. Go read !!
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Teen Wolf doesn't return until 3 January. . . . .
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. . . . meh.
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
OMG LOL
The official Teen Wolf tumblr is now shipping STETER !!!
Shhh, don't tell the stydiots.
Pssst, tell the stydiots.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
. . . and the Electoral College has made it official . . Trump is the next President of the USA.
. . let the binge drinking commence.
P.S. Jen and I will still be around this Xmas. So the festive wank will continue.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Great news !!
The A Little Nerd Music poll is happening next March (nominations for pairings in January).
So, I guess I know where us trolls will be next March ?!!
Psst, save Rick Rolling until the Championship round. Heh.
Ratings are still crap but people tuned in to see Peter and Stiles again. Expect them to head back down next week, as no sign of either in promo. * SIGH *
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
#PetitionToMakeSteterEndgame
Heh. Let's send that to all the stydiots, kay ?
But let's get to the recap. It was 500 % better as was mostly Stiles and Peter, with just a little Scott-Lydia-Malia. And NO FAIL PACK 2.0 !!
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E5 "Radio Silence"
Previuosly: Stiles taken by the Ghost Riders. Yep, that's it.
Oh look, a train station in hell where people just wait and wait and wait for trains to come . . . and they never do . . . oh wait, that's MY train station. So, it really is set in hell.
STILES IS BACK !! And those keys to his Jeep are probably going to be important.
The Riders return with fresh victims. Why the heck are they collecting all these people ?
Oh look, another Hale is shoving Stiles up against a wall. Hello Peter !!! Damn, he's hotter than ever.
"It had to be you".
Cue crappy credits.
"Get the Hell away from me, Stiles !" Damn, sparks flying here.
Stiles has to jog Peter's memory about being in Eichen.
Cue flashback. And we called it !! The pack's break-in to get Lydia led to Peter escaqping (thanks Parrish for breaking the ash barrier !).
"Get back in your cell ! I'm not going to repeat myself." says a really stupid guard .
"No, you're not." says Peter after slamming him into a wall. Ouch.
And that's when the Riders caught up to him. Poof goes Peter.
And he's been in limbo for 3 MONTHS !!
And all the doors at the station lead back to the bloody station. Damn.
Oh look, a random dude who is planning to escape. I'm sure it will end well.
Oh look, an ominous dark tunnel that is the only way out. Stiles gets to push Peter around, err well, through the tunnel. And gets dragged in by Peter . . JUST FUCK, ALREADY !!!
And Lydia and Scott finally notice the Jeep. And pay to stop it being towed. The Jeep was the actual star this episode.
Oh look, that random dude is going to jump on a Riders horse as they leave. That will DEFINITELY end well. . . . . and random dude is a pile of ash. Told ya. Good call not to join him, Peter.
Ooh, Stiles and Peter faceoff . . . "Who will ever come for you." . . . ooh, Burn, Stiles !!
Of course, Stiles found a radio room. And it just happens to connect with the radio in his Jeep. Sure.
And Scott and Malia and Lydia all heard it. Suuure.
The Riders return, but luckily Peter got Stiles to safety . . "If you're keeping count, that's twice I saved your life today." That;s okay. I'm sure Stiles will pay him back in blowjobs . . what, that didn't happen ?
Oh look, Lydia found the jeep's papers and it's in Claudia's name. Cue Claudia acting shadier than ever.
Oh look, Lydia and Stiles are only separated by a wall. Cue stydiot baiting.
And the tow truck driver tries to take the Jeep. Lol, braking the tow-truck wasn't subtle, Malia.
And the Ghost Riders return with more victims, including Gwen. Cue Peter seeing Beacon Hills now on list of way stations. All those stations were targets of the Wild Hunt ?
Peter plans escape, even though could be burnt to a crisp (again !) .Lol, he might ,possibly only-if-he-feels-like-it get help for Stiles if he gets out. I guess those blowjobs weren't good enough, Stiles. And Stiles gets a whip around the throat ("Hey Peter, we need one of these for our sex dungeon")
Peter gets out !!! . . . and is now a crispy critter . . AGAIN.
Scott and Malia follow Peter's roars . . . and Malia remembers him . . and Scott too. Such nice memories. too.
Oh look, Pwter has the keys to the Jeep. clever Peter ! He's still alive, right ?
And the keys fit . . and the radio works too . . huzzah!! And Scott, Lydia remember him now (about time !)
Cue stydiot baiting, with dramatic background music . . "You said remember I love you". Ewwww.
Next week, the twu alfa (Scott) and cries-on-cue (Lydia) go to ghost town Canaan . . and run into a banshee. Remember when banshees were a rare species /
Also, probably no Peter or Stiles. So it will suck. As usual.
Bye.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
Let's have a minutes silence for all the stydiot blogs (& friends) that were deleted over the past year.
* Special mention to marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com and saynotomarrish.tumblr.com. Neither have posted anything since April-May. And staleaveusalone.tumblr.com (hasn't posted since October), and stydiaordie.tumblr.com (No posts since August).
There goes about 70 % of the wank in this fandom.
* Special mention to ultrateenwolfconfessions.tumblr.com (No posts since January). We all miss having the fandom wank in one convenient place.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR US TROLLS. LET'S SEE WHAT XMAS BRINGS US.
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. . . maybe another poll by tylerposet . . . one can only hope.
P.S. Keep voting on the Hollywood Life polls. Anything against the stydiots or klaroliners.
Remember, the polldaddy and apester polls are ridiculously easy to block vote on. And they are never officially closed. So, feel free to retcon some of the older polls. LOL.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
Only the people who can see the Riders are the targets, apparently. Oh look, they have magic guns with magic bullets that make you go POOF ! Ruh roh, Scott can see the Riders now, without Corey's help.
And the Ghost Riders are now pretty much slaughtering the students (well, poofing them anyway). Luckily, Mason and Hayden have got Parrish with them. Parrish goes full on Hellhound (and there goes another uniform, and radio, and weapon . .)as faces Rider. But Rider just shoots him . . and flame-off !! And then the Rider disappears, just before Hayden could . . . growl at it I guess.
And the Ghost Riders finally get Gwen, despite True Alpha 2.0 bravely attacking Riders (and getting smacked like a little bitch).Oh look, the storm just stopped.
Meanwhile, at the Argent bunker . . . Nathan is trying to escape (because he's an idiot). Malia wants Chris to shoot him. We all agree.. And then Nathan gets out, breaking the mountain ash line . . . and POOF ! goes the idiot . . . and soon the rest of the kids.
Meanwhile , Melissa has helped Lydia and her mom look at Claudia's medical records. Great ethics there, Mrs McCall. And Claudia's records show she's had no kids but does have front temporal dementia . . .and should be dead by now. . . which one is the lie ? Hmmm.
Annnnd . . . the Ghost Riders 1, Fail-pack 0. They couldn't save anyone . . good job, guys. Scott and Liam blame themselves (Duh !). The Coach yells at his loser team but promotes Liam to Captain anyway. Umm, sure ? "Show some love" . . ok Coach, you need to lay off the booze.
Malia and Hot Daddy were injured by the Riders during this whole mess. But don't worry, Hot Momma will look after him (are we calling this ship Chelissa or McArgent ?).
Scott and Malia are giving up on Stiles being real but Lydia won't (because the show is still busy baiting the stydiots ).
And True Alpha 2.0 thinks he can catch a Ghost Rider . . . and the other dozen or so Riders, what about them ? . . .and his idiot (except Mason) pack right behind this idea. Although there's no plan. Or weapon . And a Hellhound couldn't take them down. . .
Cue slow-mo walk away from camera . . . and right past a certain blue Jeep.
DUM-DUM-DUM . . .
* Promo for next week: Stiles is in Limbo. Stiles is shoved hard against a wall by a Hale.
"It had to be you." Oh, how this fandom has missed you, Peter. Welcome back.
#ENDGAME STETER !!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E4 "Relics".
Previously: Stiles, Ghost Riders/Wild Hunt, Nazi alpha werewolf.
Oh look, hot daddy/Chris out in the woods at night hunting Nazi werewolves (as you do). Damn, that's a really big gun. . . . and that M24 rifle is pretty big too.
Oh look, hot momma/Melissa has found him. In the dark. And somehow tracking him to the exact tree he happened to be behind. How have we NOT known of her remarkable tracking skills before ? Of course she brought the perfect weapon to bring down a REALLY POWERFUL WEREWOLF. A stun gun ? Huh, well one of those did once bring down Thor . . .
Way to "NOT" warn the wolf that you're approaching, Melissa.
Eww, dead cyclist. EWWWWW, almost dead cyclist . . in a tree (??).
OMG, YOU K̶I̶L̶L̶E̶D̶ K̶E̶N̶N̶Y̶ MALIA ! YOU BASTARD !! (and she seems kinda pissed)
Roll crappy opening credits.
Mason is still smarter than everyone else in the pack (not difficult really). We now know that the Ghost Riders use lightning to travel on. So, those ash lines are now useless.
The pack (1.0 and 2.0) need to protect everyone that was at the party. Hands up anyone who thought they'd succeed ? Yep, me either.
Oh look, hot daddy and hot mommy try to pull the bullet out of an extremely pissed off coyote.
OMG ! She dug that thing out herself !
Hayden is protecting Gwen (so, we should all feel safe now).
Smartest guy in the school is tracking storms, so they can find the Riders. Oh look, a storm is coming.
The other smartest person in the school , Lydia has worked out that the Ghost Riders keep leaving stuff behind when they take victims. So, they just need to find Stile's "relic". (Psst, it's still parked at the school. Why has no one noticed ?).
Scott is organising Pack 2.0 (Liam, Mason, Hayden, Corey) to protect the other kids. Suddenly remembers that the argents have a bunker.
Oh look, the product placement music has started (at least 4 this episode).
Lydia and N̶o̶a̶h̶ John Stilinski talk about Stiles. Mentions of a baseball bat. Aww.
Pack 2.0 take the kids to the Argent bunker but some missing. And some others playing with the weaponry (umm, maybe you should have removed those, Chris. Not exactly great child-proofing there).
Lydia still seeing "ghosts" at the Sheriff's house. Claudia (or, a reasonable facsimile of . . .) stops her ripping off the wallpaper. Because she really likes that cheap-ass paper . . .or, doesn't want anyone to find Stiles room behind it ?
Hot daddy has Malia help babysit the kids (because THAT won't end in bloodshed or anything . .).
OMG ! Did the show actually mention Kate Argent ? Mentioning a character that is no longer on the show ? That's the fist time since . . Jackson ?
Mason is set the task of stopping Riders. Not the TRUE ALPHA, an extremely powerful (LOL) creature. Yep, the day is saved.
Yay ! Coach is still here and the lacrosse team has to play right now ! Because the matches here always end in bloodshed.
Lydia talks to her mom about Stiles and faux-Claudia.
Oh look MTV has put up a new hashtag. "Keep tweeting #RememberStiles to unlock a sneak peek for next week.
#RememberThisShittyShowHasAlreadyBeenCancelledSoWhoFuckingCares?!
Pack 2.0 (and Scott) play lacrosse very badly ("I'm going to kill the three of you !" The coach really loves his team . .).
Meanwhile, Malia really wants to use that stun gun on the kids when they start getting hysterical. Great choice as babysitter ! Uh oh, Nathan is missing.
Smartest boy in School remembers that they have a Hellhound, that helped to take down the Beast. And scare off the Ghost Riders at the party.
Oh look, a storm has started at the lacrosse match. That's not ominous or anything.
And now the Ghost Riders are here. And half their targets are at the match. And the other half at the bunker.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Sorry about not being here, but us trolls have other blogs and other fandoms. And we all want to see the moment that the Klaroliners realise that their ship is NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN.
WOW. NOT EXACTLY REACHING FOR THE STARS.
But no free drinks as slightly up. And I predict will probably get 0.5 or 0.6 next week, as Dylan makes an appearance.
I'll be the one doing the recaps from now on, as Kate is now curled into a ball in the corner and refuses to EVER DO ANOTHER FUCKING RECAP OF THE MOST BORING HOUR OF TV FOR THE WEEK. Or, something like that.
. . can't really blame her.
THE MASTER BAITER - 7 years ago
. . . Stydiot was a "legacy ship" that started with the pilot ? Stydiot is special and loved by the fans ?
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. . . Will Wallace, you are the biggest troll in this fandom. How the hell do you get the stydiots to believe every word you say ?
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. . . never mind. We ARE talking about the stydiots. Poor little things . .
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
"And Lydia goes in search of Relics of her missing love. ” Thank you Teen Wolf wikia . . . wait a minute . . . * projectile vomits * . . . that's better . .
Meanwhile, Stiles won't be seen until episode 5. Ugh, another episode full of FAILPACK 2.0 (good one, Kate !) and nothing else.
But the fandom is only interested in the REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS . . . they got the Sheriff's first name wrong.
It's NOT Noah, Jeff Davis. It's JOHN. How could you forget that ?
If Stiles real name turns out to be anything other than Genim, there will be a shitstorm in TW fandom.
This is the Stargate Atlantis " Major Lorne's first name" situation all over again.
Fandom: What's his first name ? . . . We're calling him Nick.
Show: His first name is Evan.
Fandom: Too late. He's now officially Nick.
As fandom loves to say to canon " I reject your reality and substitute my own".
Wow. Look at those ratings soar . . . No one wins the free drink this week. Damn.
Because we could all do with one after the first 3 episodes.
Seya for 'Watch The Ratings Get Even Shittier' next week.
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 8 years ago
Oops
"Even now, Malia is 96 % , Lydia 12 % and Scott 2 % ."
That should read 86 % for Malia. Wow, my maths officially sucks.
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 8 years ago
And THIS is why it pays to vote early in HL polls. When this poll (Who will remember Stiles first ?) opened earlier, Lydia and Scott were well in front. But our dear stalia stans quickly turned it around in minutes !
Malia was up to 95 % at one stage.
Even now, Malia is 96 % , Lydia 12 % and Scott 2 % .
Now, just keep the voting around this number. I guarantee that if it stays like this, in a few days the stydiots will give up. After all, the poll doesn't say "endgame". They're the polls that they get rabid about.
Lol. The Lydia vote keeps going up a little, only to suddenly lose ground again. That must be so frustrating for them . . . LMAO.
I'm also going for a 0.2/0.3 rating for the latest episode. The show is just bleeding viewers, now that Stiles is gone. It's such a great time to be a troll.
Ooh, I wonder if tylerposet will run another poll this year ? I'd HATE to see this one descend into a farce . . no, really.
THE MASTER BAITER - 8 years ago
Wow. It's been a while since I've been here. Been torturing stydiots over on the HL polls. So much fun.
Just thought I'd guess the ratings for the latest episode. Hmmm, how about 0.3 ?
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
Sorry Kate. But trolling this terrible fandom sometimes demands sacrifice.
In other news . .
* Lydia understands "sundowning" (3-2-1 till the stydiots turn that into something shippy, from the time of the nogitsune ).
* hellastydia:
WHAT IF LYDIA KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT DEMENTIA BECAUSE WHEN THEY THOUGHT STILES HAD IT SHE MADE SURE SHE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT SO SHE COULD HELP HIM
You called it !!
Kate Byrne - 8 years ago
(CONTINED RECAP)
The Sheriff's dad is named Elias. Lydia understands "sundowning" (3-2-1 till the stydiots turn that into something shippy, from the time of the nogitsune ). Elias really good at maths (but duh, army engineer).
Oh look, Elias has a lucid moment . . . and he's a complete dick.
Unsubtle jabs at Scott's dad, and Lydia's mom (damn !). Malia starts growling but the imminent slaughter was unluckily halted by . . the Sheriff !
The Sheriff's first name is Noah ???! But ..but . . but . . fanon says it's John. How many authors are gnashing their teeth and trying to decide wether they'll ignore canon ? I vote ignore. Just like we're all doing with stydiot.
"Go back to your dead wife and loser son ! " WOAH !!
Back at the party, nothing much happening . . . except for the Ghost Rider inside the ASH-PROTECTED house !! Only Gwen can see it and Corey too .Then Corey makes the worst mistake of all . . he tries to tackle the Rider. Gets thrown off like a gnat !
But now EVERYONE can see rider (Corey's power seems to neutralise the Ghost Ridewr's invisi-power ? Cancel each other out ?). Everyone is smart enough to start running (even the drunk ones).
Mason is still the smartest in the room as puts a line of mountain ash down in front of Gwen. Whew, she's safe.
Or not, as the Rider takes his whip to the ash barrier. Ooops.
It was hilarious watching Failpack 2.0 get thrown all over the place. If only they knew an Alpha werewolf . .or a Hellhound.
And there are the rest of the Riders outside.
And Parrish arrives . . .and shoots the Ghost Rider. Because ordinary bullets are so effective on supernatural creatures . . .
The Rider and Parrish Have a deep and meaningful staring contest . . . but then the Rider disappears ala the Oni. Neat trick.
Meanwhile, Chris and Melissa realise a werewolf is stealing pineal glands from his victims. They share a romantic autopsy together.
Nathalie Martin not too happy with Failpack 1.0. Malia still hilarious ("I coulda beaten him up but I chose not to").
Claudi and N̶o̶a̶h̶/ John Stilinski have a talk. Claudia doesn't want kids (even more suspicious).
Scott and Fail Alpha 2.0 have a talk. Gwen safe . . but everyone at party now on the Ghost Riders naughty list.
"I shoulda been here" Oh Scott, you get there in the end.
We find out what an abusive dickhead the Sheriff's father was ( a glass table ? Yikes ! )
The Sheriff dreams of having a son and naming him after Claudia's father ("Why would you wanna saddle a kid with a name like that ? He'll just be called Stiles") Stiles real name is Mxyzptlk, isn't it ?
Chris and Melissa (Chelissa ? McArgent ?) think werewolf is stealing pineal glands/souls ?
Oh look, another unnamed school cleaner has been brutally murdered by that Nazi werewolf. Oh look, he's eating his pineal gland . . .
. . EWWWWWWWWW
* SADLY MISSED: Stiles, Peter and Theo. Tw is a pale imitation of itself without these guys.
NOT SEEN ENOUGH: Parrish, Chris. We need more of our Hound and Daddy Hunter !!
Next week there is STILL no sign of Stiles but we do get his Jeep. OOH, that should get the ratings back.
Also, we have our Hellhound back. YAY !!
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN, JEN. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS !!!!
Kate Byrne - 8 years ago
Ugh, why me ? But I lost that bet fair and square. So, Jen said I had to recap the latest episode. Last time I share my tequila with her.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E3 "Sundowning".
Last time on TW "I think I loved him " . . . SUBTLE.
And there is the blonde, blue-eyed teacher (* SUBTLE *), who is NOT a NAZI alpha werewolf . . . except he totally is. And look at him talk about power, and influence and control * REAL SUBTLE *.
Oh look as he has a massive flashback to show his backstory-that-we-never-saw-coming. Look as he escaped the Dread Doctors tube-of-weird, in a pile of goo. But somehow retained his male-model good looks.
Ooh, he was the one who stole those helium tanks. Helium addiction is not talked about enough.
Oh look, he has glowing red alpha eyes. WE NEVER SAW THAT COMING . . .
And the crappy opening credits are still there. Oh yay.
And now there is another student missing, Phoebe. Why does anyone risk going to this school ? They had actual massacres last season.
Scott and Lydia are looking for Styles. Maybe they should start with One Direction.
Lol. Malia losing control doing a maths test and going full coyote was hilarious ! I do like that ALL the parents know about the supernatural now.
But the sheriff was right. Why DIDN'T Scott just use his Alpha growl on Malia ? He's done it before. But then again, he broke through mountain ash before . . but hasn't been able to do it since. WHAT was the point of being a TRUE ALPHA again ?
Oh look, Malia is naked again. I sense a theme.
So, now we know that the Sheriff's father was an army engineer, nicknamed "Stiles". And the Sheriff not too fond of the dude (we find out why later).
Scott and Lydia try to convince the Sheriff and Claudia to help them find "Stiles". Claudia doesn't seem to want to help that much (yeah, that's not suspicious)
Oh look, the musical product placements have started (there were at least 6 this episode).
Oh look, Lydia is seeing dead people. And apparently hearing trains ??
And look who dropped in on Melissa . . . no, not Isaac. Hello Mr Beardy DILF. Chris argent is back (making this episode marginally better) and wants to see a dead body in the morgue . . as you do.
Hayden talks to missing girls sister, Gwen. And makes the rookie mistake of telling her about the Ghost Riders. Show not Tell, failpack 2.0. Why not show her your flipping glowing eyes. Or fangs. Or claws.
Duh.
And Gwen is going to be the next victim. But with failpack 2.0, she's in safe hands. They're alpha will stay with them , of course . . .LOL.
Chris and Melissa look at a body with a huge bite mark in the skull (gee, I wonder how he died . . .). A werewolf with a really strong jaw . . hmmm, I wonder who that could be . .
Scott, Lydia and malia go to see Sheriff's dad in retirement home. Don't worry, Scott got Liam, Hayden, Mason and Corey to protect Gwen (so, she's perfectly safe). Malia all for kidnapping her to keep her safe. " Don't kidnap her." Scott is so wise.
Malia knocks out nurse at retirement home (umm, you couldn't have snuck in using invisibility ? If only you knew someone who had that power . . .)
Oh look, party time at Scott's house. Nathan not too happy HIS party got relocated but bribery will get you everywhere. Mason is the only one with brains here. He even remembered to put down mountain ash.
Yep, the Sheriff's dad has dementia so probably can't help. Maybe Malia had the right idea about Scott using his JediÁlpha mind trick.
Back to Failpack 2.0. And Hayden only just finding out that werewolves can't get drunk. Must we have Layden and Morey ?
(TO BE CONTINUED)
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 8 years ago
Ok, we're back. Other fandoms are fun to troll, but this will always be our favourite. Back to the polls.
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
2- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.05 %.
(17 Aug 15)
3 – Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
4 – Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
5 – Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
6– Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
7 – Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 % * VOTE ON THIS ONE !!! *
(8 Mar 16)
9- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
10- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
11 – Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 90 % * ROFL *
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 57 %
(15 Nov 16)
13- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 % * LOL *
(15 Nov 16)
14- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 70 %
(22 Nov 16)
15 - Who will remember Stiles first Malia 90 %. Lydia 9 %. Scott 1 %
(29 Nov 16)
We'd like to thank all the stalia stans for the last one. It's nice when ships can come together . . . . AND DESTROY ANOTHER SHIP UTTERLY !! * cough * . . . anyone for a cup of tea ?
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 8 years ago
For those participating in our trolling/wankfest/drinking game, here is a list of the HL polls we've voted on. PLEASE vote on the ones with 'stydia' and éndgame' in them. That seems to bother the stydiots . . .because it's canon now and we should concede defeat . . .yeah, I don't know what they've been smoking either.
Remember to check for the latest poll (they come out around the time the next episode is shown). If you vote early, you can continuously vote and rack up votes quickly.
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
2- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.05 %.
(17 Aug 15)
3 – Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
4 – Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
5 – Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
6– Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
7 – Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 %
(8 Mar 16)
9- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
10- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
11 – Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 89 %
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 57 %
(15 Nov 16)
13- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 %
(15 Nov 16)
14- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 67 %
(22 Nov 16)
GOOD LUCK, FELLOW TROLLS !!
PETER HALE - 8 years ago
Hello darlings,
Thanks to all the Peter stans out there, for spamming every stydiot blog they could find. With Peter about to return, he's seen as a bigger threat to stydiot than marrish. LOL.
Keep sending those Pydia or Steter messages.
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They seem to like them. It certainly gets them all excited anyway. ROFL.
Kate Byrne - 8 years ago
And the ratings for Teen Wolf "Superposition" are out. Remember, episode 1 was 0.57 (and 0.25 in the 18-49 demo)
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We have 0.41 and 0.19 in the 18-49 demo !!! Free drink for ImTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding. She guessed 0.4 this week. Anyone think we'll get lower next week ?
Time to tell the stydiots the good news. Think they'll take it well ?
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
Goddamn it. I had to watch episode 2 sober. Ugh.
* RECAP:
Oh look, it's the Wild Hunt/ Dread Doctors 2.0.
Scott and Liam (aka Twu Alfa 2.0) practice lacrosse. Obligatory background music for viewers to buy.
Mason and his twinky boyfriend (aka Corey) practice physics. Yet another plug for some musician (ie. more background music).
Coach is back (best part of this shitfest) and he's still very... Coach ("Go gays !").
Invisible twink and Mason see Ghost Rider take student.
Crappy opening credits.
Scott, Liam , Mason and Corey a little confused (and no Stiles to help. They are so screwed).
Malia with some unknown boy (who we will probably never see again), and some aggressive spooning. Also, Malia brought her bondage gear. And I am so surprised, another piece of music that MTV is so subtly trying to sell.
Lydia having banshee visions. Scott not remembering Stiles. More fucking music.
Lydia back at school and yet more effin'music.
Scott and Liam at lacrosse practice. Coach in awesome form. Liam not Captain material (well, duh). More @@@UCKING MUSIC !!!!!
Mason and Corey remember . . . something.
Scott talks to his son (ie. Liam) and Coach really loves the pup . . . " I'm looking forward to crushing that adorable little baby face of yours".
Malia and Lydia sorta remembering Stiles. Malia losing control now that her "anchor" is gone (AND STALIA SHIPPERS REJOICE !!)
Scott still not rembering Stiles.
LOL. Lydia's mother convinced the students that the Beast was actually a large bear, and Scott's fangs were a "mass hallucination". OMG, WHAT ? That's how they explained 5B ? How about the bus load of dead teenagers ??
Lydia having more visions .
Parrish back !! And looking into dead helium thief found at school (because that's where you should hide a body around here. not the damn woods nearby).
Scott almost broke into Stiles locker. Luckily a nazi alpha werewolf teacher was there to stop the evil from happening.
Liam and invisible voyeur (ie. Corey) NOT FRIENDS. Mason sad.
Scott gets advice from Deaton (whatever happened to his sister ?)
More bloody music as Scott wakes up in woods.
Malia sleeping on floor (how unhygienic) and trying out her bondage chains. Who was it who helped her with her BDSM ?
Scott, Lydia and malia remember . . . something. Maybe Stiles. Maybe Peter.
Liam and Corey kiss and make up . . . well, hold hands anyway.
Lydia looking for someone "Whoever it was, I think I loved him". Yeah, THAT sounded real convincing. Try not to look so disgusted next time.
Parrish is awesome (we knew that !). And the Sheriff's wife, Claudia is suddenly alive and well and inspiring music in the background (THERE WERE ABOUT NINE IN THE WHOLE EPISODE !!) (Is she back because Stiles is gone ? Will everyone that was dead because of Stiles return ? Allison ? Aiden ? Donovan ?)
Twink and Not-Captain-Material use inviso-power to find missing students card. Mason impressed.
Coach enjoying some martial arts videos (or very weird porn . . it was probably weird porn). Liam wants to be the next Captain/Alpha (ROFL).
Lydia writes "mischief" a lot, and turns it into some outstanding artwork (that strandgly enough spells out "STILES"). What the hell is a Stiles ? (ANSWER: someone who was painfully missed in this pile of crap. No Stiles, no show).
Also sadly missed: Peter , Theo, and Melissa. Not missed: Hayden
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE STYDIOTS ARE SO HAPPY. THERE IS STILL NO CANON STYDIOT. JUST A HELL OF A LOT OF BAITING.
The ratings should be A-W-E-S-O-M-E.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 8 years ago
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62 %.
(17 Aug 15)
2 - Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
3 - Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
4 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
5 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 %
(8 Mar 16)
7- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
8- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
9- Do you like Teen Wolf's new opening credits? NO 79 %
(15 Nov 16)
10- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 58 %
(15 Nov 16)
11- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 82 %
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 78 %
(22 Nov 16)
LOL. The latest poll was only 5 % NOPE a few hours ago. Thanks fellow Anti-Stydiots (Sterek, Stalia, Marrish, Pydia or Steter). Keep voting !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 8 years ago
So many fandoms to troll. So little time.
Apparently, there is a leaked episode 2 of TW somewhere out on the internet. But it's in Russian. And no one really cares.
Even Price Peterson is sick of recapping the show. And doesn't even mention stydiot (HA !!). And the best recaps are on prettiestcaptain.tumblr.com (for the sterek shippers anyway).
Anyone taking bets on the ratings for episode 2 ? I'm going for 0.4.
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
ROFL.
Well, to be fair we have assumed everyone's identity on this site at least once . Although it was the other trolls on this site that gave us that idea in the fist place.
LOL. Kate, you used my fucking handle.
I think you've already started on the bourbon.
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
I see the stydiots are trying to ignore or excuse the shitty ratings. Maybe we should send them a message. Just to make sure they know. Because we're just super helpful that way.
I also found this:
"Kate Byrne - 7 months ago
Anyone taking bets on the ratings for the first episode of season 6 ? The 5b finale was 0.8. I'm going for . . .0.7. But I know Jen is guessing it will be 0.5. We'll see."
Hey Jen ! You won the bet. Bourbon is on me !
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
THE RATINGS FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 6 ARE OUT !!
0.57 for the " STYDIA" episode !! (0.25 in the 18-49 demo) LOWEST RATINGS EVER !! (0.76 was the previous worst and Season 5B finale was 0.80).And Dylan will miss most of the season . . . LOL. In fact, according to those who have seen the leaked episode 2, there is NO STILES in it. So, next weeks ratings will be spectacular (LOL).
"Jen Barnes - 3 months ago :
Let's make a prediction now for Season 6.
If Jeff Davis is stupid enough (and he probably is) to give in to the stydiot shippers, and make stydiot canon I predict that the final season will be the lowest rating season ever. Great note to finish a series on, huh ?"
DID I CALL IT OR WHAT ? !!
Kate Byrne - 8 years ago
Jen was right. There is not enough alcohol in the UNIVERSE to help make episode 1 seem any better.
* RECAP: Oh look some Layden. Oh look, some crappy musical product placement.
Scott not even trying to hide his werewolfishness anymore (I mean, the whole town probably knows by now).
No mention of Kira (no surprise).
The Wild Hunt. But no sign of our resident Hellhound. * sigh *
Oh look, the crappy new opening credits (nice to have the Sheriff, Melissa and Chris in it, but that looked like a really crappy fan-vid).
Oh look, Malia can now turn into a full coyote form at will. That power boost from mum obviously worked. Cool.
And a hint of Stalia , because they're baiting pieces of shit. And yet another music product placement.
And the Nazi Alpha werewolf (?) is a teacher (because Beacon Hills only employs evil teachers, it seems).
Oh look, Mason and Corey.
Lydia and yet another musical interlude.
We all know that Stiles will be taken by the Wild Hunt, so this part was dull.
Stiles kisses Lydia on the cheek (oh, you romantic, Stiles !).
Foreshadowing of Liam as the next Alpha (OMG. ROFL LMAO. FUCK NO !!)
And Stiles is erased from everyone's memory. The Riders come for him (Lydia apparently has forgotten she can fight like The Black Widow, and can turn skulls to pulp with a scream).
OMG. Those " man hands" WERE Lydia's !!! That's hilarious !!
Stiles says something to Lydia, but I can't remember what as I was too busy using the vomit bucket.
What happened to the Jeep , now that Stiles is gone ?
Another fucking music product placement . It's called "Anchor". JFC, stop baiting the stydiots, Jeff ! That's just cruel.
And Stiles love-of-his-life has now forgotten him too (LOL).
So, we'll see Stiles for like 10 minutes for the rest of 6A. But at least we'll see him with a character her has REAL chemistry with.
Hello, Peter.
Jen Barnes - 8 years ago
Ugh, not even tequila made the TW premiere bearable.
To recap: boring, boring, boring, stydiot, boring, boring and more boring.
In better news, there are new polls on Hollywood Life and it is our duty to vote on them.
* Do you like Teen Wolf's new opening credits ? 80 % NO.
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame ? NO 35 % . KEEP VOTING, FELLOW ANTI-STYDIOTS !!
* What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere ? Only 10 % Loved it !
In other news, antimarrish has apparently gone. There is only a placeholder on her blog.
Aww, we're going to miss marrishitty.
Although we can finally stop talking about those monkeys. Whew.
PSA FROM THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 8 years ago
Are we all ready for Teen Wolf season 6 (and *sigh * canon stydiot) ?
1- Check that you have enough alcohol. Buy more. A lot more.
2- Check that your vomit bucket is near where you're sitting.
3-Remember this is the FINAL season.
4-It will all be over soon.
5-Dylan is out for most of the season so stydiot should be minimal.
6- Peter Hale is back. With a little luck we should be rid of the TWU ALFA soon.
7- Get ready to laugh as everyone realises how truly bad stydiot is in reality.
8-Get ready to laugh at the truly crappy new opening credits.
9-One drink whenever you spot an obvious product placement.
10- One drink for every product placement involving music.
11- Get ready to marvel at the wonderfully thought out hashtags.
12-Brace yourself for the stydiot in the first episode . . . a kiss on the cheek . . .wow . . stydiot is soooo steamy !
13- Get ready to troll stydiots after show. Show no mercy.
14- Remember to empty vomit bucket.
15- And remember to buy more alcohol. Because there's 19 EPISODES to go.
16- GOD HELP US ALL.
. Enjoy !!
Jen & Kate - 8 years ago
So, the new opening credits ISN'T fan-made ? WTF ?
If that is any indication, this final series is going to be a real shit-show.
Well, get your vomit buckets ready. Season 6 of Teen Wolf is almost on us.
Have you stocked up on enough alcohol for the first episode ? You're gonna need it.
Thanks to one of our fellow trolls for sending around the new ask " #PydiaIsTheTrueEndgame #ImTheSparkThatLitYourFireSweetheart" (I'm looking at you, PETER HALE . . .)
The responses are fuckin' funny.
* My god this is so true!!1!!1 i should change my url in pydiaislove (stydiaislove.tumblr.com)
Also, tell all the stydiots about the latest HL poll they're losing (Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ?) NOPE 51 %
(9 Nov 16).
Season 6 is gonna be awesome. The trolling is gonna write itself !!
TYLERPOSET'S BLOG - 8 years ago
Only days to go before TW Season 6. So, let's visit tylerposet's Why-Am-I-So-Unpopular-Oh-Right-Now-I-Remember blog (from 7 months ago).
* stydiaforfvckinlife:
Stydia made it to the final four in Zimbio’s 2016 March Madness Poll, and we are losing!!!
We are currently at 47% losing to our opponent who is at 53%!
WHAT WE NEED IS FOR A LARGE NUMBER OF STYDIA SHIPPERS TO COME TOGETHER AND VOTE AT THE SAME TIME FOR THIS TO WORK!
* REBLOG!!!! We cannot loose against Bonnie and Damon, we just can’t!!!!
* GUYS!!!!! We are losing!!!! Anyone who can, go vote for STYDIA right now!!
WOW. LOOK AT ALL THE STYDIOTS RUSHING TO VOTE, AND HELP THEIR SHIP WIN. JUST LIKE STEREK . . .
. . . EXCEPT STEREK ACTUALLY WON POLLS . . .
** tylerposet:
i love how when my friend’s otp was canon i was just okay because whatever they’re my friends and even if they were being super annoying and somewhat of an asshole i was like nah whatever but now MY otp is becoming canon and they suddenly can’t take shit and run away? seriously?
bitch .. you are fake as fuck. and i love who i am for this exact reason.
#and i did warn u abt my otp being endgame i was good fucking friend #u wasnt #byeeeeeeeee tho
** tylerposet: gurl bye lmfao you even was an asshole because i was fangirling over a bts we got in 5a YET i didnt let that ruin anything dont come here and act some type of way it’s funny af
* otherbully:
There is a difference between the petty shit we used to do and the way you’ve been lately. I’m not the only one who feels like this. You have been gross. Not petty. But fucking gross. And hypocritical. You were so extra about not following nogitsexy a while back because she was too disgusting and now these days you make posts that are basically identical to hers. You have turned into literally every person you claimed to not wanna associate with. I didn’t stop dealing with you because of a fucking ship. I couldn’t care less about that because we established a long time ago that we were friends no matter what happened on this dumbass show. I stopped dealing with you because of you. You have become insufferable. You’re becoming the Stydia fandom version of colethewolf these days. It’s disappointing.
** tylerposet:
lmfao blocking me so i cant respond means ‘u r right goldie but i cant admit u r right so shut up’
thanks. big hugs bud.
* Anonymous: Being compared to colethewolf is like the greatest insult ever. Which you're not comparable to. I actually think you're less petty during 5b, you didn't even cared about the haters. People are just more bitter when things aren't going their way.
** tylerposet:
Duh. Lmfao. Comparing someone to s racist sexist piece of shit because of a SHIP!!!! Im yodelling. The saltiness is real af.
WOW. WOW.WOW. THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT BILLIE AND GOLDIE BROKE UP. . . . IT WAS BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH. . . . AND HILARIOUS.
DUDE !!! - 8 years ago
LOL
Apparently, while most of social media went into a post-election meltdown, Tyler Posey tweeted about the really important issue of the day, the legalization of recreational marijuana in California.
Actually, I'm with him on this. If we're all baked for the next 4 years, it will be so much less painful. I mean, what's the worst that Trump could do . . . ?
PATO,
Dude, is that your website ? Kate was disappointed. She thought you were linking us to porn.
And we never joke about drugs. Except when we're high and even you are funny.
* "YES I AM HAPPY SPECIALLY BC MY SHIP IS HAPPENING.ANYWAYS I TOLD YOU THAT I AM HAPPY."
Ur ship is happening but the show is dying. And you're happy ? Are you SURE you don't have any weed ?
* "ok you are calling stydia fan service but at the same time you are saying that the bad rating it is Stydia's fault."
It WAS fan-baiting. It was just REALLY CRAPPY fan-baiting. They'd lost Sterek shippers after Season 4 so they were desperate to bait the stydiots, as you were the biggest ship left (but tiny compared to the behemoth that was Sterek). They dumped every other ship (Marrish, Stalia) so they could concentrate on you . . oh, and Layden. GREAT decision. Even the Sciles relationship got pushed aside.
* "Okay for your information the rating started to go down since season 4 (Stalia Canon) and after Allison's death."
No. The ratings went down because the ENTIRE season was basically a series of plot holes and things that made NO sense whatsoever. And no Allison or Isaac. And Derek leaving at the end of the season. But the script writers going with stydiot baiting WAS the definite death knell for the series.
* "And there is a difference between forget her scream and don't have to use it.Lydia wasn't decorative she helped Noah to remember Stiles, she kept Liam and Malia safe,she helped with the ghost riders things.SHE HELPED."
But like Scott's True Alpha status, her powers only seem to work at convenient times. And seem to be dropped the rest of the time. I KNOW why they dropped Lydia's fighting ability. It's because it was Parrish that taught her how to fight. And we can't have the Marrish shippers wondering why that relationship was dropped altogether (Parrish and Lydia are barely in ANY scenes together now).
And surely Stiles dad and his best friend would have had more memories of Stiles than Lydia. But THEY weren't the ones to remember him first ? Sure, Jan.
* "It is confirmed that Stydia is Canon and it is not only bc "one kiss" and Stiles smiled at her (he didn't look at her like he wanna to throw up) and he said "every's changed" in reference to Lydia ,school and life."
Yep, It's canon . . . just before Stiles leaves the show ( At least, that's what the accidentally leaked goodbye to Dylan O'Brien has revealed).
And fine, he DIDN'T look like he wanted to throw up . . maybe it was just indigestion ?
* "And Sweetheart don't *sarcasm detected* at me bc I am very familiar with the term sarcasm."
Are you REALLY familiar with sarcasm . . REALLY ?? * sarcasm detected * Oops.
* "Ok with the stalia thing *there was definitely feeling there* Yeah I know but those feelings weren't love "I like you"_Malia to Stiles season 4 but that words are not the same as an I love you."
But he never looked like he was about to throw up when he kissed HER, so I'm thinking it was a better relationship. Continuously wanting to vomit when you kiss someone, is probably not good for a long term relationship.
* " Jydia / laiden 'chemistry' sorry I only remember Lydia crying in the bathroom and Jackson being rude with her (abusive) and both of them (J and Ainden) treated her like she wasn't smart enough."
I remember Lydia was the one that got through to the kanima and thus saved Jackson. It was talked about as an endgame . . then Colton left suddenly and buggered up that scenario.
* " Sterek i know ,it was an idea but with no confirmation and Tyler is gone.I told you that to."
And Sterek will ALWAYS be the Alphas of this fandom.
IAmATroll,
Sorry I forgot about something.
*dude it's that u* yeah I am the first one not the second.
IAmATroll,
First at all don't do jokes about drugs bc it is a serial problem.
*well , ok then.Ur stydiot.Happy*YES I AM HAPPY SPECIALLY BC MY SHIP IS HAPPENING.ANYWAYS I TOLD YOU THAT I AM HAPPY.
*everyone calls it that!...* ok you are calling stydia fan service but at the same time you are saying that the bad rating it is Stydia's fault.You are saying that the writers made stydia happen only for the most part of the fandom who is watching the show so Teen Wolf can have a good rating but at the same time you are that Teen Wolf is having a bad rating bc Stydia.Okay for your information the rating started to go down since season 4 (Stalia Canon) and after Allison's death.
And there is a difference between forget her scream and don't have to use it.Lydia wasn't decorative she helped Noah to remember Stiles, she kept Liam and Malia safe,she helped with the ghost riders things.SHE HELPED.
It is confirmed that Stydia is Canon and it is not only bc "one kiss" and Stiles smiled at her (he didn't look at her like he wanna to throw up) and he said "every's changed" in reference to Lydia ,school and life.And Sweetheart don't *sarcasm detected* at me bc I am very familiar with the term sarcasm.
Ok with the stalia thing *there was definitely feeling there* Yeah I know but those feelings weren't love "I like you"_Malia to Stiles season 4 but that words are not the same as an I love you.
Jydia / laiden 'chemistry' sorry I only remember Lydia crying in the bathroom and Jackson being rude with her (abusive) and both of them (J and Ainden) treated her like she wasn't smart enough.
Sterek i know ,it was an idea but with no confirmation and Tyler is gone.I told you that to.
Stydia : I'm not trying to romanticise Stiles' panic attack.I think Lydias' act to save his life was beautiful (plus the scene was beautiful,I mean acting,music,etc) and with the second kiss: If you can't appreciate the passion of that kiss educate yourself.They were so hungry each other ,it was passion not disgust.Don't *sarcasm detected* to me again.And there is a difference between romanticise a panic attack (something that I didn't) and romanticise unprotected sex in a mental hospital knowing that one of the two persons having sex had the mentallity of a 9 years old child/coyote HEALTHY SO HEALTHY RIGHT?.
Anyways it is not sad to think that I winning bc at the last the most important thing is the content of the serie and now my ship is happening (and not yours ) so.
You are really hungry for discussions ,like me.
And don' try to roast me bc I am a savage.
So sorry, Jen that you had to continue with the recaps . I think we'll drop them for 6B. Our livers will thank us.
Price Peterson may not be writing any more TW recaps (a new job ?). I'm sure he'll miss them (FREE AT LAST !!!). His recap for 6.10 showed even he has grown tired of it all. Even with Theo (who he trusts).
* "Within minutes, Liam arrived in one of the train stations, which, as we were informed, contains untold numbers of rooms, which made it hard for anybody to find anyone else, unless you are Liam, in which case you immediately found your girlfriend and made out with her."
* "Lydia suggested that Malia wake him up using “emotions” and their nonexistent father-daughter bond. And do you want to know something? It worked!"
* "Things weren’t going great for Corey, who, it turned out, was the only person who could exist in both dimensions, which I suppose is why the Ghost Riders turned him into an intercom. (I don’t know.) "
* "Meanwhile, Scott and Stiles were both sent into the parallel dimension by Mr. Douglas’s Ghost Rider gun, but then they ran into a doorway with a light tunnel and were then back in the real world again. (I think?) "
* "Oh, but we had some old business in the form of the creature that had been pretending to be Stiles’s deceased mother! As it turns out, she was just some wrinkle-faced lady Ghost Rider (but with eyes and a mouth) and she REALLY wanted to strangle Stiles. So, just when we thought she was merely a poignant metaphor conjured through the power of loss and grief, it turned out she was a run-of-the-mill ghoul who couldn’t be killed with normal bullets.
But she COULD be killed with normal bullets if a banshee screamed at the same time. Which, again, OK? I got no further questions."
And this comment was left:
* "I don't know why the portals didn't burn people anymore.
I don't know why Mr. Douglas wanted to recruit the Pack that was fighting against him.
(I also don't know why he thought repeating everything in German would work better than English.)
I don't know why Lydia decided she was in love with Stiles back when she couldn't even remember him.
I don't know why the Ghost Riders decided to leave/restore Beacon Hills, when they were all about disappearing it long before Mr. Douglas came on the scene."
Yep. The show was losing it's way in Season 4. But now it's a complete mess. Such a shame.
Tequila, anyone ?
(CONTINUED)
The Ghost Riders are now preparing to leave. But Nazi wolf/lion is not happy. He tries to command them to kill Scott's pack. But gets turned into a Ghost Rider instead. Ummm, if Riders have no leader then why did they obey Nazi wolf/lion earlier ?
The Wild Hunt goes "poof". So, that's the end of that problem. And Parrish and the Sheriff are back at work, without anyone being the wiser. Because the entire town are idiots.
And McArgent and Mason take Corey to hospital, to give him the Magical McGuffin "Nine Herbs".
And how the fuck did everyone (but Malia) graduate ? How ??
"This can't be it." Unfortunately, this pile of dog droppings was all we got this season. Ugh, and that was before stydia was brought in as a last desperate ploy by a bunch of hack writers.
And now Stiles hands over his bat to Mason (Stiles 2.0 ??), to look after "Alpha in training" Liam (ROFL !!!). Stiles gives his Jeep to Scott, and apparently the keys to every house in BH (LOL)
Scott is heading to UC Davis, Lydia to MIT, and Stiles to George Washington (Scott's dad got him into pre-FBI program ? )
Sciles moment ("I need you"/ "I need you too").
Stiles and Scott drive off (with a call on the police radio about a body found in the woods . . so subtle, we might have all missed it).
* So, that was the train wreck that we call 6A. Too much stydiot. Too little Stiles (and Peter). Too many fucking plotholes. WAYYY too much of Pack 2.0. And we have to endure 6B, coming in summer.
Good news that it will be the final series. Bad news is that we will see no or little of Stiles.
Callout to all the forgotten characters: Coach (was he in Mexico when the entire town got poofed ?), Natalie Martin (where did she go ?), Mr Tate (did Malia eat him ?), Braeden (no one cares), Satomi (is her pack still living in the woods ?), Deucalion (where does he live ?), Haydens sister (is she still in limbo ?),Liams stepdad (but he only has guest spots), Theos parents (did he murder them too after he beat his dads hand with a hammer ?), Deaton (apparently he is off fighting zombies ?), and Marin Morrell (she just vanished. Kinda like Danny).
What a wild ride ! Now, I must empty the vomit buckets so they are all ready for 6B. Bye.
(CONTINUED)
Okay, everyone drink again ! Apparently, the Rift no longer sets everyone on fire. Lydia/Malia have now gone through it. And find a whole lot of people, including sassy Uncle Peter ! And despite the lack of any previous relationship ( and Peter smacked Malia across a cave !) , Malia is able to wake Peter from his limbo state. Suuuure !
Mason and Hayden are in limbo too. And dude on intercom is Cory ? Wait. Who was on it BEFORE Cory was taken ?
And Stiles was gone 3 months ? It seemed sooooooo much longer. But now he's back and beating up Nazis and putting out fires . . . well, Hellhounds. And Parrish is back ! But we won't see him again until the end of the episode . . . because Stydiot, ya know ? But he did have the idea to divert the train.
Pack 1.0 (+ Liam) now have to divert train or Wild Hunt will take everyone in Beacon Hills. Easy. And now Liam has run off because he thinks he has a brilliant idea. Err, maybe you should have told the others first ? " I'll be back ! " Dear God, the brains trust of Beacon Hills.
And the brains trust runs straight into a Rider. But luckily Theo is there to save the day (????). And now all Liam needs to do is ride a horse. Which he has never done before . . . * sigh *
But somehow he makes it through rift without being turned into a crispy critter. Cue Layden. Cue me throwing up.
And Nazi wolf/lion sends Scott/Stiles through multiple Rifts (this is getting confusing. The whisky is probably not helping.)
And Lydia/Malia/Peter facing Riders. But we nave newly-minted HEROIC PETER to save them ! He saves his daughter ! And Lydia goes through a Rift (man, they are everywhere !)
And the TWU ALFA heroically keeps running away from Riders. And also dodges bullets likes he the Winter Soldier (LOL).
Team 2.0 find Corey literally hooked up to the train intercom system. Ouch !
Stiles is under attack by Rider at the school ! But Lydia saves the day with her banshee scream (she finally remembers she has that as a weapon ? Even after crushing Dr Valeck's skull with it ?).
"I didn't say it back."/ "You didn't have to." Cue stydiot kiss (yeah, that looked REAL convincing, Dylan) and hug, with stirring background music. Cue me throwing up copiously into bucket.
Oh look, Chris and Melissa are in limbo. And Chris is fighting Riders and finds out that their own guns can be used against them. Then a ridiculous High Noon standoff (WTF ?). Cue McArgent kiss ("That was so hot !") . Yeah, it was. Still fucking ridiculous though.
Nazi wolf/lion and his Ghost Rider army face off with the Twu Alfa. So, a fair fight then.
" You'd have made a great Hitler Youth, Scott." So, they now have Steve Bannon writing the scripts ?
But Scott is not alone. Theo, Malia and Peter are here . " No one likes a Nazi" (so NOT written by Steve Bannon).
Got to give it to Peter. He really is a kick-ass fighter.
And Malia has thrown a whip to Scott ! Who suddenly knows how to use it, and he diverts the train ! Then he roars so Pack 2.0 can hear (even through a Rift ???). And they then free Corey.
And everyone in Rift is " poofed" back to Beacon Hills, without anyone remembering they were missing ( I guess none of them had family outside town ?). Too many plot holes. Not enough alcohol.
Meanwhile, Claudia confronts Stiles and Lydia. And she is now a Rider (not willed into existence by the Sheriff ??). But the Sheriff shoots her, backed by Lydia's scream (???). Why bring Claudia back at all , seriously ?
(TO BE CONTINUED)
I know everyone is voting/trolling the ALNM Podcast poll, but let's re-visit the final episode of 6A. How much alcohol did you consume during the episode ? Hal f a bottle of Jack for me, so there maybe some confusion over several moments of the episode . . but that's not unusual for the entire series, really.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E10 "Riders on the Storm".
Previously: The Wild Hunt, Nazi WereWolves/Lions, the REAL star of the show (Stiles, duh).
Oh look, Liam at the hospital. Yeah, we really don't care.
Finally !! Stiles in limbo. But he hears Lydia's voice (really, Jeff Davis ? Really ?) The Sheriff is there ! Stilinski hug !! Oh look, the first musical product placement of the evening (At least FIVE of them for the episode !!)
The Sheriff faces Riders after telling Stiles to run. And a convenient Rift opens up.
And, for some reason Stiles ISN'T burnt to a cinder as he goes through. One drink for every plot hole this episode ! I expect to be verrry drunk in an hours time.
And Stiles ends up with the love of his life . . . . Roscoe the Jeep !!! Sorry, Lydia.
Cue crappy opening credits (seriously, fire whoever edited that pile of crap !)
And pack 1.0/what's left of pack 2.0 are re-united. We still don't care.
Stiles searching for his friends. Lydia and Malia looking for Stiles. The Twu Alfa and son at the hospital . . maybe stay in the same place, guys ?
And now the Ghost train tracks turning up everywhere in town. Ruh Roh.
Nazi WolfLion and pet Hellhound face down Scott/Liam. But the villains are no match for . . . t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶f̶y̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶!̶ Stiles mighty baseball bat ! Group hug !!
Flame on, Hellhound !
And now it's time for Scott to show his TRUE ALPHA power !!! . . . Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. . .
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Pato,
Dude, was this you ?
* "PATO - 11 months ago
CUAK CUAK CUAK
TRANSLATE:
STYDIA IS LIFE"
or, was this you ?
* "PATO - 11 months ago
MARRISH IS LIFE"
* "Ok , call me stydiot "
WELL, OK THEN. UR A STYDIOT. HAPPY ?
* "call stydia fan service "
EVERYONE CALLS IT THAT !! EVERY BIT OF CHARACTER PROGRESSION FROM SERIES 5 WAS DROPPED THIS SEASON. ALL HER FIGHTING ABILITY WAS RETCONNED ALTOGETHER. SHE ONLY REMEMBERED HER BANSHEE SCREAM IN THE FUCKING FINAL EPISODE !!
SHE BASICALLY JUST STOOD AROUND AND LOOKED DECORATIVE. AND SUDDENLY "REAL:ISED" SHE'D LOVED STILES ALL ALONG !!
SURE, JAN .
* "I don't care bc I am happy that my ship is canon (confirmed by Will Wallace). So you can win this stupid poll but I know that I am the only one who is winning for real."
UR SHIP IS CANON BECAUSE OF ONE KISS. STILES LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO THROW UP. WE COULD REALLY SEE THE PASSION BETWEEN THEM ! * sarcasm detected *
AND THE RATINGS SHOW THAT FAN SERVICE WAS NOT APPRECIATED BY MOST OF THE FANDOM.
ONLY ONE WINNING FOR REAL ? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING, HONEY ?
* "STEREK: there is NO confirmation that Stiles or Derek are gay or bi."
NO. THEY JUST BAITED THAT STILES WAS BI UNTIL SERIES 4. THEN IT WAS DROPPED.
THEN THEY BASICALLY BAITED STEREK IN THE FINALE OF SEASON 4. TOO LATE, AS HOECHLIN WAS LEAVING.
* "MARRISH: based on sexual hallucinations,I know that this is a tipical argument but NOTHING HAPPENED (they didn't kiss or something like that)"
IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THE WRITERS WERE THINKING ABOUT HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION. BUT DECIDED (IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM) TO DROP MARRISH, AND BREAK UP STALIA SO THEY COULD FAN-BAIT THE STYDIOTS.
* "STALIA: THEY BROKE UP DEAL WITH IT.And they are not in love anymore (well I think that they never love each other whatever). Mals was fucking with that guy and Stiles looks happy with lyds."
THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOME FEELINGS THERE, ON BOTH SIDES. MALIA ONLY HOOKED UP WITH THAT ONE DUDE AFTER THEIR BREAKUP.
AND STILES LOVES THE "IDEA" OF STYDIA. THEY DON"T REALLY HAVE MUCH IN COMMON, EXCEPT FOR THEIR MUTUAL FRIENDS.
* "JYDIA /LAIDEN: Bruh the males are gone.AND you have to admit that JYDIA is abusive."
AND YET THEY HAD AMAZING CHEMISTRY. UNLIKE THE DAMP SQIB THAT IS STYDIA. TWO KISSES. ONE DURING STILES PANIC ATTACK. SO ROMANTIC !! * sarcasm detected * AND THE SECOND KISS . . . IT LOOKED LIKE DYLAN WAS THINKING "You couldn't have had a breath mint first, Holland ?!!"
* "Ok i know that someone is going to troll me"
UR THE ONE WHO JUST FED THE TROLLS, PUMPKIN PIE.
* "but I don't care bc that someone is reading this and knows that I AM WINNING."
SERIOUSLY, DON'T BOGART THE WEED THAT YOU'RE SMOKING.
* ".And this was a little bit rude but is the truth."
IS THIS THE "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" THAT I'VE READ ABOUT ?
* "Anyways I love Malia ,Parrish ,Derek and even Aiden ,I don't hate on this characters bc a ship (that will be stupid and hateful)"
UMMM, ARE YOU NEW TO FANDOM ??
* "I know that after this I am going to be respond by hate "
YOU'RE COMING BACK ?! OH BE STILL , MY BEATING HEART !!
* "but you are reading this and I am fucking right."
OH MUFFIN, IT'S SAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT.
* "I AM GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN I AM WINNING AND YOUR NOT "
IF THE NEW DEFINITION OF WINNING IS "LOSING LIKE A BIG, FAT LOSER"
* "and I really want to stop to be rude but I can't bc you are and this is a ship war"
YES !!! LET BATTLE COMMENCE !!
AND SERIOUSLY, HAND OVER THE WEED !!
Ok , call me stydiot ,call stydia fan service I don't care bc I am happy that my ship is canon (confirmed by Will Wallace). So you can win this stupid poll but I know that I am the only one who is winning for real.
STEREK: there is NO confirmation that Stiles or Derek are gay or bi.And Derek is gone.(and I am very happy for Tyler H about his role on Supergirl)
MARRISH: based on sexual hallucinations,I know that this is a tipical argument but NOTHING HAPPENED (they didn't kiss or something like that)
STALIA: THEY BROKE UP DEAL WITH IT.And they are not in love anymore (well I think that they never love each other whatever). Mals was fucking with that guy and Stiles looks happy with lyds.
JYDIA /LAIDEN: Bruh the males are gone.AND you have to admit that JYDIA is abusive.
Ok i know that someone is going to troll me but I don't care bc that someone is reading this and knows that I AM WINNING.And this was a little bit rude but is the truth.Anyways I love Malia ,Parrish ,Derek and even Aiden ,I don't hate on this characters bc a ship (that will be stupid and hateful)
I know that after this I am going to be respond by hate but you are reading this and I am fucking right.I AM GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN I AM WINNING AND YOUR NOT and I really want to stop to be rude but I can't bc you are and this is a ship war
And now back to the ALNM Podcast poll (Sweet Sixteen).
Wow. that was harder than expected. Stormpilot came over the top of Sterek in the last hours. Which was a shame as we worked hard to get ahead but couldn't get far enough ahead of them. Damn you, Stormpilot !! Reylo was doing well, until the anti-Reylos started helping and clexa was just too big in the end. Kudos, Clexans. You're damn impressive. And Marrish is still here !!
But everyone in this round will automatically be in next year's poll.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Reylo (Star Wars) 6559 - 3369 * CURSES , YOU DAMN ANTIS !! *
* Sansaery (Game of Thrones) vs Benslie (Parks and Recreation) 507 - 523
* Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Hamliza (Hamilton) 710 - 390
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs McHanzo (Overwatch) 865 - 325 * GOOD JOB !! *
* Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) vs Johnlock (Sherlock) 656 - 350
* Stormpilot (Star Wars) vs Sterek (Teen Wolf) 1712 - 1663 * WE LOST BY LESS THAN 50 VOTES !! *
* Stucky (Captain America) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 545 - 392
* Lams (Hamilton) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 231 - 949
The next round will be :
* Clexa vs Drarry
* Doctor/Rose vs Stucky
* Benslie vs Marrish
* Stormpilot vs Hollstein
REMEMBER, VOTE MARRISH !! (and take out any big competition if you can. ESPECIALLY STORMPILOT !!)
Wow ! What a time to be alive ! Antimarrish has left the building. Tylerposet is about to follow. And yinloveyang is back commenting on Hollywood Life * waves *.
But, back to the ALNM Podcast poll (Round of 32).
Well, that was an interesting round. The reylo and stormpilot shippers mad a mini feud ( and coincidentally, the Reylo and Stormpilot ship brackets froze for hours.) After that, you could only vote ONCE an hour on those ship brackets (and Malec too, it seems).
Meanwhile, there was multiple voting on every other ship bracket (we love you, PollDaddy !!).
We fully admit to becoming bored (after it was certain that Sterek and Marrish would win , and we could only vote occasionally on Reylo and against Stormpilot).
So, we started voting on ALL the other brackets. A LOT.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Spideypool (Marvel) 150-101. * UR WELCOME, CLEXA *
* Sansaery (Game of Thrones) vs Holtzbert (Ghostbusters) 115-81 * UR WELCOME, SANSAERY *
** REYLO (Star Wars) vs TempleCage (Luke Cage) 223-209 * YAY !!! *
* Benslie (Parks & Recreation) vs Destiel (Supernatural) 110-64 * UR WELCOME, BENSLIE *
* Drarry (Harry Potter) vs Olicity (Arrow) 106-56 * UR WELCOME, DRARRY *
** MARRISH (Teen Wolf) vs Kylux (Star Wars) 300-46 * YAY !! SORRY, KLUX *
* Hamliza (Hamilton) vs Victuuri (Yuri!!! On Ice) 110-72 * UR WELCOME, HAMLIZA *
* Bechloe (Pitch Perfect) vs McHanzo (Overwatch) 60-100 * UR WELCOME, McHANZO *
* Malec (Shadowhunters) vs Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) 127-137 * UR WELCOME, DR/ROSE *
* Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 303-317 * DARN IT ! WE WOULDA WON THIS IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS !! *
* Hannigram (Hannibal) vs Johnlock (Sherlock) 64-124 * UR WELCOME, JOHNLOCK. SORRY, HANNIGRAM, BUT WE HAD TO MAKE THE TOUGH CALL HERE *
** STEREK (Teen Wolf) vs Stephine (Doctor Strange) 300-19 * YAY !! *
* Stucky (Captain America) vs RebelCaptain (Rogue One) 150-72 * UR WELCOME, STUCKY *
* Lams (Hamilton) vs Bagginshield (The Hobbit) 70-46 * UR WELCOME, LAMS *
* Clintasha (Avengers) vs Han/Leia (Star Wars) 158-108 * UR WELCOME, CLINTASHA *
* Hollstein (Carmilla) vs Korrasami (The Legend of Korra) 110-77 * UR WELCOME, HOLLSTEIN *
Wow. Thanks fellow trolls for your tireless work here. Sterek and Marrish march on (with stydiot nowhere in sight, as it should be). Kylux is out but Reylo is still here. But Stormpilot is still here too. We'll see what we can do in the next round.
And we eliminated some big ships (Destiel, Hannigram, Olicity, Malec, Korrasami, and Han/Leia). Of course, that makes it easier for the remaining big ships in the next round. We didn't just do this because we were bored (or not very sober). This is the matchups:
* Clexa vs REYLO * GO, REYLO !! *
* Drarry vs Hamliza
* Doctor/Rose vs Johnlock
* Stucky vs Clintasha
* Sansaery vs Benslie
* MARRISH vs McHanzo * GO MARRISH !! *
* Stormpilot vs STEREK * TAKE THE FUCKERS OUT, STEREK !! *
* Lams vs Hollstein
GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BLOCK VOTING !!
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. . . WHAT ?
I AM YOUR POLLDADDY.
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RATINGS FOR TEEN WOLF:
* S6E1 0.57 – 0.25 demo.(18-49 DEMO)
* S6E2 0.41 – 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 – 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 – 0.24 demo.
* S6E5 0.54 – 0.28 demo.
* S6E6 0.45 – 0.21 demo.
* S6E7 0.42 – 0.19 demo.
* S6E8 0.44 – 0.22 demo.
* S6E9 0.49 – 0.24 demo.
* S6E10 0.44 - 0.22 demo.
. . . WELL, THAT FINAL SUCKED.
AND POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT . . . WAIT, I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT.
. . . WELL, THAT FINAL WAS FUCKED.
AND POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT BEING . . .
TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !!!!
* THIS IS NOT A DRILL *
TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !!
See. Even the stydiots know that Dylan is leaving . No more stydiocy for them to enjoy. Awww.
"i LOVE the harsh karma st/lia shippers got so fucking much. EVERYTHING we suffered is now ten times worse on them and the funny thing is that there is NO hope or chances left, unlike with us."
Tylerposet, ladies and gentlemen. She's a delight and a wonder in this fandom.
"*uses the kiss as an icon and header so antis will bleed out of their eyes bc the truth hits them when trying to invade my space*"
. . . A DELIGHT AND WONDER !!
"when you’ve been warning stila and manip shippers for all the pain that was waiting for them since forever and now they wanna be mad at you cause they’re in pain"
. . . A FUCKING DELIGHT AND DAMN WONDER !!!!!
"that being said i will be quitting tumblr for good within a couple days/weeks but a more detailed post will come soon"
. . . WAIT . . WHAT ?? . . . OMG !! DON'T YOU DARE TEASE US THIS TIME !!
. . . first antimarrish, now tylerposet . . . it's truly an age of miracles.
"Anonymous : omg can i have your account?
no"
. . . . WOW, HER FRIENDS ARE REALLY UPSET. YOU CAN JUST SENSE THEIR PAIN.
LMAO. THE ALNM Podcast poll has been hilarious.
"Update from Christina: Hi everyone! I've played with and reset the settings on the polls people reported issues with and they should all be working properly. If you find they aren't, it could be a problem on your end. Try resetting the cookies on your computer in that case and it should clear up any problems.
And please remember, if you try to circumvent the system and vote for more than the allotted amount you will be automatically locked out by Polldaddy. That is something out of our control. And please please please be kind to each other. This is an exciting project for ALNM, but the hateful comments and rude personal messages we receive takes a lot of the fun out of it. We would love to do this each year and would hate to have to cancel it.
Because I don't know how long people were experiencing technical problems with the polls, the end of the round has been pushed out to 9:00 PM PST Thursday February 2nd. "
And we didn't even start THIS feud. Heads up, you CAN only vote once an hour on the Reylo and Stormpilot brackets. But you can still vote multiple times (25 by our testing) on the rest.
Ugh, the amount of stydiot in 6A's final . . what a waste of having Stiles back. But it looks like they're all going their separate ways , so . . . that was a REALLY SHORT endgame.
"the anti stydia tag been wild all night lol
#anti stydia #fuck stydia tbh" (otherbully1.tumblr.com)
Huh. She really did have a major falling out with tylerposet. Hope for her yet.
The final for Teen Wolf 6A "Is Stiles are only hope to saving Beacon Hills?" (teenwolf.tumblr.com).
Oh Dear Lord, those poor dears are having problems with their grammar. And writing. And acting. And timelines. And pretty much anything to do with having a descent show.
Anyway, back to the fun at the ALNM Podcast poll. It looks like some Reylo. Kylux and Stormpilot stans are now locked in a comment feud. And the Reylo and Stormpilot brackets are now stopping multiple voting. Sorry, SW shippers but WE are staying out of this one. Also, Marrish and Sterek are doing so well that we're now bored and voting on other polls (mostly to turn around big leads by the big ships, just to give the small ones a chance . . . cause we're nice like that . . . and it might start another feud . . . oops.)
lol.
I was looking at the past ALNM Podcast polls. Stydia went out in Rd 2 in 2015 (to Sterek ) 2012 to 850 votes. Stydia went out in Rd 1 in 2016 (to Steroline) 412 to 299 votes. And now stydiot has gone out in RD 1 in 2017 (to Clintasha) 140 to 87 votes.
It's such a HUGE ship, isn't it ??? !!!!!!
Hi guys ! Hi Tylerposet ! Still being ultra bitchy ? Huh, it must be a Tuesday.
The Round of 32 at A Little Nerd Music Podcast has begun (Polls close at 9:00 PM PST on Wednesday February 1st.)
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs TempleCage (Luke Cage) 60-14
* Sanvers (Supergirl) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 63-18
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Kylux (Star Wars) 41-10 * VOTE FOR MARRISH !! *
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Stephine (Doctor Strange) 50-3
Sorry, Klux stans but we have to vote for Marrish (as agreed). Also, vote like hell against Stormpilot ! If they win , they'll be up against Sterek !
You can vote 25 times before you get frozen out, so take a break in-between voting.
LET'S GET VOTING !!
Round of 64 in A Little Nerd Musuc Podcast poll.
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs Pynch (The Raven Cycle) 167-83
* Kylux (Star Wars) vs E x R (Les Miserables) 135-43
* Kastle (Punisher) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 160-169
* Steroline (Vampire Diaries) vs Marrish (Teen Wolf) 32-138
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender) 133-30
* Stydia (Teen Wolf) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 87-140
Good News/Bad News. The good was Sterek and Marrish through to the next round. Better news was that STYDIA LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND !!
Good news was Reylo and Kylux through to the next round (You're welcome, fellow shippers !).
And now the bad news. Stormpilot made it through. They voted hard in the last 5 hours and came over the top of Kastle. We'll go out hard against them in the next round.
Thanks go out to the Reylo/Kylux shippers. And also Kate (stop drinking and get to voting !), Peter Hale, IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding, The Master Baiter, Marrish5ever, and anyone who dropped in to join the fun.
Ships to watch out for (large number of votes) are Clexa, Spideypool, Malec, Han/Leia, Clintasha, Stucky, Hannigram, Johnlock,Destiel, Olicity, Drarry, Victuuri , Sanvers, Hollstein , and Korrasami.
Remember to go after Stormpilot.
HAPPY TROLLING/VOTING !!
Ughh, I can't get over the amount of fan-bait that Teen Wolf is handing out for the finale. So much stydiot . Watch Stiles run towards the portal in slo-mo, hearing Lydia's voice. * REACHES FOR VOMIT BUCKET *
In good news, A Little Nerd Music Podcast is having it's annual shipping bracket poll. I've called in ALL the troll community for this one. Link is above. The Round of 64 is happening now !
Polls close at 6:00 PM PST on Sunday January 29th.
1-HAVE FUN ! Wait until final round to leave comments. We don't want it shut down. So, hold off the Rick Rolls until then.
2- No bashing or insulting your fellow participants . . . unless they're a stydiot or anti reylo or anti kylux (we now have an alliance with them. It always pays to have the Star Wars fandom on your side). If they fit into these categories, pleas feel free to bitch-slap them all over the site.
3- The system is set to allow one vote per person per day. Actually, since it's on PollDaddy, you can vote multiple times. Just remember to have short breaks in-between, so you don't get locked out.
* Reylo (Star Wars) vs Pynch (The Raven Cycle) 125-43
* Kylux (Star Wars) vs E x R (Les Miserables) 100-29
* Kastle (Punisher) vs Stormpilot (Star Wars) 100-47 * VOTE AGAINST STORMPILOT *
* Steroline (Vampire Diaries) vs Marrish (Teen Wolf) 23-100
* Sterek (Teen Wolf) vs Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender) 100-21
* Stydia (Teen Wolf) vs Clintasha (Avengers) 57-100 * VOTE AGAINST STYDIA *
Remember, vote for Sterek, Marrish, Reylo and Kylux. The SW and TW faqndoms are swapping votes here.
Also, vote against Stormpilot and Stydia !! Let's get rid of the "enemy" in the first round !
** If Reylo/Kylux are up against Sterek/Marrish in later rounds, the rule is "may the best ship win ".
HAPPY VOTING !!!
(CONTINUED)
Cue crappy stydiot montage, with background music. What the hell is a Stiles ? Stiles and Lydia at the Prom. Stiles panic attack and that stupid bloody "kiss"". Red string ?? Stiles protecting her from Dread Drs.
Lydia with Stiles when Riders took him. ("Remember I love you." "I never said it back."). . . * vomits copiously *
Oh look, the Rift has magically opened up. It must be TWOOO LOOOOOVE !! * projectile vomits all over stydiot fandom *
And what is that mysterious figure standing in the Rift ? Could it be Stiles ? Could it be Peter ?Could it be Parrish ? Could it be Coach ? Could it be the last solitary viewer of this show ?
Do I actually care ? (Answer: NO).
Next week in the finale (Riders on the Storm): Fail Pack 1.0/2.0 face off Nazi wolf-lion, his pet Hellhound and his army of undead Riders. Peter and Theo are now good guys (which will piss off all the antis who hate them . . lol) Oh, and Stiles takes out a bad guy with baseball bat (seriously, someone teach him how to use a gun).
So, next week we will probably have some form of stydiot. But the good news is that Dylan will be leaving, so endgame is now impossible. And Jackson will return for 6B. So, guess who Lydia will be with next seaon ? (unless they decide to give Marrish another go)
Tune in next week to see a show die.
Hi. Only a week to go before TW 6A is over. Since Stiles and Lydia will be in the finale, have your vomit buckets ready. You're going to need them.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E9 'Memory Found'.
Previously: Theo, Stiles, Nazi werewolves, oh my.
This episode was basically split between Fail Pack 1.0 (Scott, Lydia & Malia) and Fail Pack 2.5 (Theo & Liam). Therefore I had to resort to smoking weed to make it entertaining. Good choice as this episode was a pile of crap.
Fail Pack 1.0 decide to remember Stiles. There's a cryo tube (apparently Parrish takes a snooze in it) and hypnosis. Boring. No Stiles, Peter, Chris Argent. Stiles and Peter could carry an episode on their own but they could, you know, act. This was like watching a train wreck.
Fail Pack 2.5 (joined briefly by the Sheriff) had to distract the Riders (who had been rather busy turning Beacon Hills into a ghost town). The Sheriff reluctant to let Theo out of jail (because he's smart).
"If you put a foot out of line, I'll put so many bullets in you, God won't recognise you !" Damn, the Sheriff is such a badass.
"I'm an atheist. Fire at will" Ooh, so is Theo.
Theo forced to tell Sheriff something about Stiles "He was smart enough not to trust me ". DO YOU HEAR THAT, SCOTT ?! DO YOU ?
Bloody musical product placement ! (SIX of them this episode. Running out of money, MTV ?)
The Ghost Riders attack in force and Sheriff goes "poof" in a clod of green smoke (mmm, pretty colours . . .damn, now I have the munchies . .). Theo and Liam flee, like the true apex predators that they are.
Cue crappy opening (fan-made) credits.
Oh look, Fail pack 2.5 steal a police car . . eventually. And goe to the now-deserted hospital (that's like the 3rd time that's happened ?).
Oh look, the Twu Alpha is in cryo tube and reliving memories of Stiles. Cue montage of series 1-6 highlights (saves on having to film anything new).Oh look, Scott is chained to a radiator . Oh look the fight between Scott and Stiles "You trust everyone!!"
Wait, Stiles and Scott were going to live in the same apartment ? The Sciles stans will love that . . . and this . . . the iconic "let's both stand in a puddle of gasoline while holding a lit flare" scene from Motel California (oh 3A, when the show was still good . .).
But Scott turning into a popsicle, so malia takes a turn. Oh look, Malia punching Stiles in Eichen house. And their first full moon together, complete with bondage. And series 4 (*shudders *) when they were in love. But now Malia turning into posicle too. Of course Stiles girlfriend , and best friend, and dad COULDN'T open the rift. Only the power of TWU LUV could do that . . * reaches for vomit bucket *.
Meanwhile, Fail Pack 2.5 are at the hospital and ready to use each other as bait, at a moment's notice. They really trust each other. And yep, the morgue is probably not the place to hide. Oh look, the Ghost Riders arrive . . . in slo-mo. (and it's hilarious as they all use the elevator . . like a small car full of clowns).
And Theo joins Liam in fighting Riders. Do I smell a redemption story ? (oh wait, that was just the weed).
Woh ! Did Theo just take out a Rider with a surgical saw ? And Twu Alfa 2.0 just took out 2 Riders with their own guns. Lol, they almost fist bumped each other in celebration.
And (following redemption arcs for Deucalion and Peter) Theo throws Liam into elevator and faces Riders on his own. Theo goes "poof" (we still trust him).
Back to this pointless story. Apparently, Scott and Malia (WTF??) are now firm stydiot stans. Seriously ?
Malia sucks at hypnosis, so the Twu Alfa steps up and gets Lydia to remember Stiles.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Thanks for that information, Polldaddy. Wow, stydia is doing so much better than stalia . . . ROFL.
And we are now over 1700 comments ! Let's get it to 2000 !!
I AM POLLDADDY.
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RATINGS FOR TEEN WOLF:
* S6E1 0.57 – 0.25 demo.(18-49 DEMO)
* S6E2 0.41 – 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 – 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 – 0.24 demo.
* S6E5 0.54 – 0.28 demo.
* S6E6 0.45 – 0.21 demo.
* S6E7 0.42 – 0.19 demo.
* S6E8 0.44 – 0.22 demo.
* S6E9 0.49 – 0.24 demo.
POLLDADDY IS DISPLEASED.
POLLDADY THINKS STYDIOT IS KILLING WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SHITTY RATINGS.
POLLDADDY THINKS TEEN WOLF WRITERS SUCK LIKE A . . . HUGE SUCKING THING.
POLLDADDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT SUCKING . . .
WHAT ?
Dear marrishitty/antimarrish/ilovemarrishit/ilovemarrshit/marrishit (and your other 360 personalities),
Wow. Has it really been only 11 months since you bravely trolled our troll swamp ? My, doesn't time fly when you're trolling a shitty fandom ?
* Oh I am a Marrshit shipper...oops i mean Marrish haha.I started to ship marrish today and I started to watch teen wolf yesterday haha!.I love when they had sex...oh wait that was an hallucination,well I loved when they are in the shower...oh wait that was an hallucination too haha.Whatever.Lidya and Gordan are too cute together,i like Styles and Talia too.
* Oh I am allways in this poll bc is our poll,it is marrishit's poll ... I mean marrish haha.I am here bc it's the only marrish's poll...in the others polls stydia wins bc is engame...oops.Well,i love my ship bc it is bigger than stydia...oh wait that it is an hallucination,marrish has got more shippers than stydia...oh wait that is an hallucination too.
* asdghDJDAFJSKLDFGSD
I choose Marrishit because I had a stroke haha
* oh u pathetic little freaks. so clearly on tumblr but you don't have the balls to reply to stydia posts there itself, so you copy paste and rant here. can't wait to see your reaction when stydia is endgame ???? who the fuck ships high schoolers with grown, creepy, perverted men anyway??
. . . . I'd forgotten what a delight you were. Anyway, since stydia is about to die an ugly death, I'd just thought I'd send you a heartfelt message from myself and Jen . . .
SUCK MY TITS, LOSER !!!!!
. . . . . and Liliaeth is back. Thank god ! We were running out of people to troll in the TW fandom. Whew.
Let's get back to what we do best.
Which is trolling the TW fandom and rigging every stydiot poll against them. Oh, and someone come up with new rules for a drinking game.
And we need to find some new stydiots to argue with. Tylerposet is too busy these days and antimarrish . . has bravely turned and fled. Brave, brave Sir Robin.
And most of the other stydiots haven't been on their blogs in months.
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. . . was it something we said ?
Forget POTUS Trump. Will someone answer the really important question ?
How did Jeff Davis convince MTV that he knew how to make a successful show ?
So, Donald Trump is now President of the United States.
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. . . . well, it was nice knowing you all .
(CONTINUED)
Meanwhile, the best scenes were between the Sheriff and Claudia. And Stiles stuff all disappears again. And then we find out Claudia isn't real (DUH).
Wait, the Sheriff and Stiles were with her when she died ? Wasn't the Sheriff out at a traffic accident when she died, and Stiles was the only one with her ??? DID THEY RETCON THIS TOO ????
Anyway, Claudia disappears. And a Rift opens up briefly in Stiles room.
And Scott , Liam, Malia, and Lydia are the last ones left . . except for the Sheriff.
And Stiles real name is Mieczyslaw "Mischief" Stilinski. IT ONLY TOOK SIX FUCKING SEASONS !!!
And apparently, remembering Stiles will open Rift . . because, why not ?
Next week (Memory Found) : Theo is still here (I trust him). Liam fights Riders (ROFL). Shot of that old stydiot "kiss" (Hello fan-service). Stiles in last few seconds of episode. probably ? (We won't see him until FINAL episode).
And now we know that Scott's bite will probably the thing that kills Stiles. Good choice, show. I'm sure that will go down well. FUCK JEFF DAVIS.
Seya next week, when I'll be smoking weed. So, I'm sure that the next recap will make sense.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Welcome back to the I'm-Too-Drunk-To-Be-Writing-These TW Recaps on Trolldaddy.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E8 "Blitzkrieg".
Previously: The Sheriff remembers Stiles (the viewers are starting to forget, we've seen so little of him), Ghost Riders, Nazi Alpha Werewolf.
Oh look, it's Germany 1943. Gee, I wonder if that makes Mr Douglas a Nazi ? Oh look, he's drinking from a glass with a Swastika on the bottom. Hmm, I think that was too subtle. Oooh a pool of blood all over that map of Nazi Germany. Hmm, still a tad too subtle for TW viewers.
P.S. Remind me not to piss off a Nazi Alpha werewolf .
Cue crappy credits.
Oh look, the Sheriff has found the "red string" (LOL at stydiot faces looking disappointed that Lydia was not involved in this scene.) Oh look, Stiles' room has magically reappeared. Because of string . . sure . .
Twu Alfa, Alfa 2.0, Coyote, and banshee have a cunning plan. Scott will bite Stiles so he can survive coming through the rift . . ummm. But then Stiles can come up with a plan to rescue the rest . . ummmm . .
Peter is a tad sceptical of the cunning plan (except for the part about turning Stiles . . STETER ENDGAME !!) and thinks the smart thing to do is run , before the Riders take entire town. Scott thinks HIS cunning plan is better (LOL) , so Peter rolls his eyes sassily and leaves.
Hot Daddy Argent and Melissa are cornered by Nazi Alpha Werewolf. He wants a Hellhound (but it didn't work out so well for him).
Cue musical product placements (I think there were like, 5000 of them in the episode. Maybe it just felt like that many).
Hayden and Mason cry over missing Cory. No one cares.
Team Cunning Plan look for a Rift. Team Alfa 2.0 are guarding Theo (I trust him). We all know that Theo has NO chance against the brain trust here.
Oh look, Liam just broke Kira's sword . Surprisingly, Theo does tell them about the Nazi Alpha Werewolf . . . oh wait, he's actually a Lowenmensch. Part Alpha werewolf and part lion ? And now also a Ghost Rider. Greedy sod.
Cue historic flashback. Nazi uniforms and occult squad that worked for Hitler. Hmm . . still too subtle . Needs more goose stepping.
Oh look, a Rift. And "volunteer" turned into a crispy critter. Ghost Riders "poof" everyone.
And wounded Nazi Alpha Formerly-A-Werewolf-But-Actually-A-Lowenmensch goes looking for Dread Doctors. It doesn't go well and he ends up in giant test tube for next 70 years. And he simply wants Ghost Riders as his personal undead army. Because, why not ?
And Parrish is in a cryo chamber (I guess the Winter Soldier didn't need it anymore). Nazi Alpha (etc) forces Daddy Argent and Melissa to open it up. Then Chris brings a shotgun to a werewolf fight. It doesn't end well. Chris Argent goes "poof" . Then Melissa McCall too. And a ship dies before it's really born.
And Mr Douglas now has his own T̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ Hellhound.
Ghost Riders go after Team Alfa 2.0. Mason (and there goes the brains of the outfit. They are soooooo screwed) and Hayden go "poof". Layden dies ( and crickets are heard chirping in the fandom) and Liam runs like a little bitch.
Team Cunning Plan run into Team Nazi Hellhound. Liam arrives just in time to tell Scott that Mr Douglas is a Nazi and can control Hellhounds. The new brain trust, boys and girls.
And Parrish pulls open the Rift (I guess a little green fire wouldn't bother him). Then Team Nazi Hellhound go through, and the rift closes before the TWU ALFA can follow.
Then Ghost Riders come out to go after Team Cunning Plan. Twu Alfa 2.0 and Banshee Fan Bait run while Malia and Scott get the snot beaten out of them (SERIOUSLY, TRUE ALPHA ????).
Holy shit !! Peter Hale saves Team Cunning Plan, and then he goes "poof" . Malia is sad.
Lydia protects Twu Alfa 2.0 (LOL) from Ghost rider. It was scared of her ? Or maybe it was allergic to Stydiot.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Cue musical product placements (about 4̶0̶0̶0̶
Thanks Polldaddy for the report on the show's ratings. Is MTV still claiming 8 MILLION people online are watching the show ? Aww, they're funny when they're drunk off their faces.
Liliaeth seems to have gone radio silent in the last few days. I guess she's still recovering from being dragged all over the internet. Apparently, we are not catering enough to her personal desires. STOP WRITING STUFF I DON'T WANT TO READ !! WAHHHH !!!!
Internet agrees she's acting like an entitled asshole.
"Stop pretending you even have an argument here. What you have is a tantrum dressed up in a superiority complex. "
"Don’t bother, liliaeth is a notorious entitled pissbaby"
"I feel like I’ve been seeing this whine for two decades.
Oh wait. I’ve been seeing this whine for two decades."
But this is not surprising for liliaeth. Remember when she left this comment on a fanfic for a writing challenge ?
"I guess my main issue is that you made it sterek to begin with. It's just such a crack ship with no canon basis. In fact if you wanted to focus on Clint and Derek's connection, it would have made more sense to have Scott by Derek's side, since Stiles doesn't give a fuck about Derek beyond of how he impacts on Scott. But then I despite established sterek even more than any other kind of sterek, because it ignores that in canon those two have no connection beyond Scott.
PS: sorry, I should just have ignored anything with sterek in it, cause I should have known from a start that anything involving sterek will have nothing to do with actual Teen Wolf canon.""
The Big Bang moderater then soundly spanked her in public.
" Crossover Big Bang mod here, I am quite disappointed to see this comment left to a story for the challenge by a fellow participant.
It’s generally against fandom etiquette to make the kind of comment you have. The comment sections of someone’s story is not a platform for you to talk about how much you dislike what they are writing about and why.
While it is not explicated stated in the rules (something I didn’t think was necessary to do) participants are expected to treat each other with common decency and this comment by you did cross a line. This is your warning that if I see something like this again you will be banned for participating in any future rounds of the Crossover Big Bang (I can’t condone any participants in a challenge of mine acting this way to each other in a place that is supposed to celebrate their works)."
SHE WAS IN THAT BLOODY BIG BANG AND DECIDED TO PISS ALL OVER ANOTHER PARTICIPENT BECAUSE . . . STEREK IS BAD, SCOTT IS GOOD ??
WHO DOES THAT ??
A bitch does that. * WAVES AT LILIAETH *
"sterek doesn’t exist in canon and that’s why the inescapability of it is bizarre" (digivolvin.tumblr.com)
* SIGH *
I AM POLLDADDY.
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LET'S SEE THE HUGE RATINGS NUMBERS FOR TEEN WOLF . . .
* S6E1 0.57 - 0.25 demo.(18-49 DEMO)
* S6E2 0.41 - 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 - 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 - 0.24 demo.
* S6E5 0.54 - 0.28 demo.
* S6E6 0.45 - 0.21 demo.
* S6E7 0.42 - 0.19 demo.
* S6E8 0.44 - 0.22 demo.
. . . . . . HMMM, I THINK THIS IS A NEW DEFINITION OF HUGE THAT I WAS NOT AWARE OF.
POLLDADDY IS NOT PLEASED.
EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON TEEN WOLF CAN KISS POLLDADDY'S ASS.
Has it really been five days since we trolled here ? Man, there are just too many fandoms to troll these days. And not enough time to even enjoy our drinking game.
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. "I am so sick of people hating on “Pack 2.0″ – a term I hate by the way." (princeescaluswords.tumblr.com)
Oh honey, you're new to fandom, aren't you ?
"Dylan is dunzo. They basically announced they are doing a retrospective episode on him next week. You don’t do retrospective episodes on people who are sticking around." (princeescaluswords.tumblr.com)
Try to keep up. This has been known for weeks.
* So, how many guessed Mieczyslaw for Stile's real name ? I'm pretty sure I've read Sterek fic using it, although Genim was popular for awhile (I think they're the ones voting negatively in the latest HL poll).
* The faux/possibly real marrishitty/antimarrish is no longer infesting our inboxes. We kinda miss her. Just in case you're stalking us still, here is something just for you . . . .
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ok. The stydiots are getting too smug again. But now Colton Haynes could be returning to Teen Wolf. So, let's all be helpful and spread the message.
#ColtonHaynesReturningFor6B #JydiaIsEndgame #ItWasAlwaysGoingToBeEndgame
And the ratings are out for Teen Wolf.
* S6E1 0.57 - 0.25 demo.(18-49 DEMO)
* S6E2 0.41 - 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 - 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 - 0.24 demo.
* S6E5 0.54 - 0.28 demo.
* S6E6 0.45 - 0.21 demo.
* S6E7 0.42 - 0.19 demo.
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. . . 0.42.
"I am predicting 0.40 for the next episode (might be higher as Peter is back) " CALLED IT !!!
(CONTINUED)
Nazi Alpha (with a hilarious German accent, so we know who he is . .rofl) forces murder-twink to break the ash line, then he breaks open cage.
Then Nazi Alpha gets whipped by Ghost Rider (kinky). Then the Rider gets bitten (kinky). Then the Rider dies (less kinky). Nazi Alpha devours pineal gland (definitely NOT kinky).
Oh look, Peter actually stayed to face the Ghost Riders and told Malia to run. A bit OOC, but ok.
And Peter is saved, when Nazi Alpha kills captured Rider.
And LOL, Parrish back to himself but ran away . . ("Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out. ")
The Twu Alfa and his pack find the dead Rider, and brains-trust that they are, immediately think a wounded Theo did it. Until realise their teacher is evil (should not be a surpise now) and a serial kelling Alpha werewolf. And a Nazi. And the Ghost Rider's whip is missing . .ruh roh.
Cue Nazi Alpha/Ghost Rider Werewolf cornering invisible-twink. Ghost whip 'poofs' Cory. Bye twink, we hardly knew you. Or cared.
And why have Nazi Alpha werewolf's eyes gone from Red to pale green-blue ? was it something he ate ?
Was that too corny ? Probably.
Promo for next episode "Blitzkrieg" (gee, I wonder who's going to star in that ?): The Sheriff remembers Stiles and makes his very own crime board, with all that RED STRING.
The stydiots will kill themselves over THAT ("omg, NO !! The red string is only for STYDIOT. It means they are soulmates. EWWWW. Why would they pair Stiles with HIS DAD ?!!!! Ewwwwww")
Meanwhile, go over to liliaeth's tumblr if you want to see a tantrum live. It's been going on for a couple of days now. Apparently, liliaeth doesn't like the big ships in the TW fandom and would rather the dirty, nasty shippers stop putting their crap in the main TW tag. Because it makes more sense to only use that for the MINOR ships, which have about a DOZEN fic out there. And she is the GOD of this fandom and must be obeyed. Despite a dozen people giving her legitimate suggestions on how to fix this.
It's hilarious. But honey, you seem like a smart person. So, if you feel any pain in you head, it might be because you're repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall. . . . maybe you should stop ?
Welcome back to my crappy TW recaps. Only a few episodes until Dylan leaves and WE ARE FREE !!! Come and watch the stydiots cry.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E7 "Heartless"
Previously . . . Theo. I trust him. So does Price Peterson.
Oh look, Theo wakes up in a morgue drawer (as one does. Especially if you're dead.). And apparently the lighting budget is at an all time low.
And Theo's sister rips his heart out (not like murder twink didn't deserve it).
And Theo's sister rips his heart out.
And Theo's . . . rinse and repeat. Groundhog Day in hell ?
Cue crappy credits.
Malia beating the heck out of murder twink. Twu Alfa and Twu Alfa 2.0 argue over wether saving Theo from hell was a good idea. They have good ideas ?
"It's awkward when mum and dad fight." LOL, murder twink. Wait . . which one is mom ?
Twu Alfa 2.0 tries to convince dad that Theo can be trusted . . even if he did kill his own sister . . and Tracy . . and Josh . . oh, and Scott. I don't think dad was impressed.
And Theo didn't look that impressed by Liam's threats, either. Kinda like being threated by a Chihuahua. Malia has had enough of twu alfa 1.0 and 2.0.
And the Sheriff (NOT NOAH !!) has found Stiles room behind the wallpaper. Claudia not too happy . . but we trust her too.
Twu Alfa 2.0 and Hayden have Theo in chains (kinky !) Smartest-guy-in-town, Mason has built a cage that can hold a Ghost Rider. And where is he getting the jars of mountain ash ? The entire pack (Twu Alfa, Twu Alfa 2.0, Malia, Hayden, invisible-twink, murder-twink, smartest-guy-in-town) is involved in the plan . . what could possibly go wrong ?
Peter Hale is a crispy critter again, in hospital. But he cheats death again, when Melissa gives him the magic-herbs concoction. Eww, he actually shed his skin !!
Wow, Peter is back to looking like a magnificent bastard again.
"You know, we never did have that second date" Oh Peter. And lol, when Melissa and Malia dropped him on his ass.
Lydia and her momtalk about Claudia. OMG. Did the Sheriff conjure her into existence ?
Meanwhile, the plan to capture a Ghost Rider works perfectly . . except for the part where murder-twink had to help the Twu Alfa. But they now have the rider's gun too. Well, I'm sure that little cage surrounded by mountain ash will work . .
Except no one can speak Ghost Rider. Oops. Oh look, the Rider called for backup. Double oops.
Luckily, smartest-guy-in-town (so mart, he can see his invisible boyfriend) remembers the Hellhound. "We need Parrish" . For the ratings sake, yes we do.
Meanwhile, Lydia and the Sheriff talk about Stiles and Claudia. Oh for fucks sake TWO musical product placements ? Ewwww, did Lydia just sniff Stiles sweaty old lacrosse jersey ??
And now the Sheriff can see the jersey too. Finally.
Parrish talks to the Ghost Rider but just gets the same old message ("We are the Wild Hunt. We hunt forever. Those who hunt with us, hunt forever . . please leave a message after the beep . .").
Scott loses patience and ready to threaten Rider . . lol.
So, the Rider just gets control of Parrish (hounds obey the Hunt, you morons !!) and makes him turn into the Hellhound. And there goes the mountain ash line.
Oh look, Peter and Malia are bonding . . kinda. And Malia is ready to go through rift to get to Stiles (was that stalia baiting ? ) "You have no self preservation instincts. How are you my daughter ?" LOL.
And Peter can hear the Riders. ruh roh.
Mason and Hayden outside cave with Ghost Rider cage. "I'm sure the plan is working" Oh boy.
The Hellhound is now beating the crap out of everyone. But at least Theo remembered to put down more mountain ash.
And Mr Douglas/Nazi Alpha Werewolf turns up. ruh roh.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
KATE !!!!
Stop arguing with runicscribbles (as entertaining as that is) and come back here. faux-marrishitty has returned ! My inbox is full of stydiot.
Still pretending you're NOT antimarrish, huh ? And that you have NO monkey-lovin 'proclivities ?
Sure, hon.
HERE ARE SOME MORE STYDIOT BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN DELETED RECENTLY. * throws confetti *
void--banshee.tumblr.com
the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com (ACTUALLY, NOT GONE. Now ithinkilovedhim.tumblr.com )
screamforstiles.tumblr.com
lavendermartin.tumblr.com
lydiawontforget.tumblr.com (formerly deathbyclarke.tumblr.com) (Now iwanttosavestiles.tumblr.com)
clizzykink.tumblr.com / bi-erica.tumblr.com
antimarrish.tumblr.com (marrish is dead bitches . . . OOH, CLASSY AS EVER. WILL STILL MISS YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY,MARRISHITTY)
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
Head over to tofixtheshadows.tumblr.com if you want to take part in a Scott vs Derek argument. It's been going on all day. Thanks various anons (Hi, Kate !!) for the entertainment.
Hi someothermonstra.tumblr.com !! If you are truly ready to fight the sterek fandom (im gonna fight your fucking anons I’M READY ) , why don't you turn off anon. We're all ready to fight . . . when you're ready to come out of your comfy pillow fort . . .
And now others have arrived to fight off the EVIL sterek fandom:
princeescaluswords.tumblr.com
elandrialore.tumblr.com
runicscribbles.tumblr.com
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH AND HAVE JUST PAID FOR AN ARGUMENT, BUT LEAVE FEELING IT'S A REALLY STUPID CONCEPT.
OMFG ! Stydiot can now be proven to have killed off Teen Wolf. It is a fact.
I am predicting 0.40 for the next episode (might be higher as Peter is back).
FREE DRINKS FOR THE ANTIS !!!
And the ratings are out for Teen Wolf.
* S6E1 0.57 - 0.25 demo.
* S6E2 0.41 - 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 - 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 - 0.24 demo.
* S6E5 0.54 - 0.28 demo.
* S6E6 0.45 - 0.21 demo.
NO STILES. NO PETER. NO PARRISH.
NO FUCKING SHOW.
SO, WHAT WILL THE RATINGS LOOK LIKE WHEN STILES LEAVES/DIES, AFTER 6.10 ??
(CONTINUED)
NEXT WEEK: Theo is a dick. The Sheriff is in Stiles room. Peter Hale is a crispy critter for the THIRD time. And Nazi Cheekbones goes all red eyed.
WE WANT STILES BACK !!
Ugh, the ratings should be dismal.
Welcome back to my crappy TW recaps. Come and watch a show die.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E56 "Ghosted"
Previously: Theo, Peter and Stiles. (Unfortunately, no Stiles or Peter and hardly any Theo. So, basically a pile of crap. Or, you know, an average episode of this show).
Oh look, Lydia is having visions again. That hardly EVER happens.
A vision of a black party in Canaan back in 1987.
Cue Duran Duran (Hungry Like The Wolf . . LOL).
Oh look, the ghost Riders crash the party and "poof" everyone except one woman. Cue banshee scream.
Crappy credits.
Oh look, N̶o̶a̶h̶ Sheriff John Stilinski refuses to believe Scott about Stiles. AGAIN.
Oh look, the Nazi Alpha werewolf overhears Liam and Hayden talking about the riders. (Also, no Mason or Corey this episode. Meh.)
LOL. Melissa was such a smooth operator as she "snuck" Chris Argent out of his hospital room. Apparently getting hit by the Ghost Riders whip is a bad thing. Who knew ?
So, the Twu Alfa, cries-a-lot banshee, and runs-around-naked-a-lot coyote arrive in Canaan. Kinda looks like the set for The Walking Dead.
Hallucinations start. Malia sees dead mother and sister, and Theo (who shoots her again. ROFL). Scott sees his mom with werewolf bite in her skull (not foreboding or anything).
Oh God, another crappy product placement piece of music. * sigh *
Oh look, Baby Alpha and Girl-Who-Used-To-Hate-His-Guts plan to steal stuff from school. Nazi Cheekbones beat them to it. Yep, he's seen the Riders too.
Oh look, Twu Alfa, Coyote and Banshee chase mysterious boy to his home. Because following random mystery child in a ghost town always leads to good things.
Boy's mother serves weird lemonade (Don't drink the Kool-Aid, Malia !!) . Then the woman locks them in the house (told ya). And the Twu Alfa is not strong enough to break out (seriously, can he even break out of a wet paper bag ??).
Oh look, Scott and Malia decide to follow weird-ass kid down to basement. Which is filled with water. And is now locked behind them. . . . the Beacon Hills brain trust, boys and girls.
And weird-ass mother is actually a banshee. Of course she is. Because they're as common as kanimas, apparently.
Cue screaming contest. Cue vision of Riders taking entire town but leaving the banshee, and her dead son (yep, it's ghost-boy !)
And ghost boy tries to drown coyote and twu alfa. Luckily, mommy lets them all go.So, what did they learn from this little road trip ? Sweet bugger all, apparently.
Meanwhile, Melissa manages to get the right (Celtic ?) herbs to heal Hot-Daddy's wound. It seems to work. And now we have a new ship . . McArgent.
Baby Alpha and Co are now working with Nazi Cheekbones (I'm sure that will end well). And Kira's mother suddenly appears (goddammit, we miss Kira. And, you know that a Kitsune who could harness lightning might be really fucking helpful right now !! Not to mention, Kira's mother knows about the Wild Hunt ! Oh, and how about the Hellhound, which usually accompany the Hunt ??)
And she gave Liam , Kira's sword ! WTF ?
And the Baby Alpha uses it to free Theo from Hell (because he's a dumbass).
Theo is ready (HA !) to offer his sincere help in capturing a Rider. Unfortunatly, he has lost Josh's electric powers. But he knows about Hunt from the Dread Doctors. (P.S. Does he know about Nazi Cheekbones ?)
Oh, and Theo remembers Stiles.
Theo thinks the Hunt is 'stuck' in Beacon Hills somehow (I bet the Nemeton is involved). Oh, and those taken by the Riders all eventually BECOME Riders.
And A happy reunion for Scott and Theo, and an even more heart warming reunion for Theo and Malia (next week, Theo dies. It's all very tragic. Malia cries . .).
Claudia is still acting weird. N̶o̶a̶h̶ The Sheriff decides to start redecorating and gets rid of that ugly wallpaper . . and show ends (FUCKERS !!)
NEXT WEEK: Theo is a dick. The Sheriff is in Stiles room. Peter Hale is a crispy critter for the THIRD time. And Nazi Cheekbones goes all red
1700 COMMENTS !!!!!!
. . . . . and the official TW tumblr has started the baiting . . . "Lydia is ready to FIGHT for the one she LOVES. Teen Wolf returns on tuesday! ".
Dude . . the viewers have left the building. Your show is now a dead parrot.
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. . . . IT HAS FUCKING SNUFFED IT !!!!
were back and fluffier an warmer than ever.
still adorable dhjdhbgdhds. still a bittyyy drunkkkk.
HAPPPPY NEWWWW YEARRFGHJJ
This is the message to send to the stydiots, just in time for the New Year.
#DylanLeavesAfter6A #StydiaHasBeenCancelled #MarrishIsBack #PsstPassItOn
LOL. antimarrish old blog is now titled "marrish is dead bitches". Hasn't anyone told her about Dylan leaving and the stydia ship being dead. . . . someone should really tell her.
Wow. It's been about a year since the Troll Brigade formed. Mostly in response to HL polls reblogged across stydiot tumblrs. * waves at tylerposet *. Thanks for pointing out that stydiot was winning them. That was a glaring error that we corrected, making sure that stydiot lost the next 15 or so polls there.
Teen Wolf was heading into 5B and inevitable oblivion.
Jen made her first troll comment on HL : "The only thing that would make 5B bearable is if Derek returned. Or if Marrish finally became canon. Or if Peter returns and finally kills Jesus wolf and becomes the Alpha again. Peter was the only truly impressive Alpha they’ve had on the show. we want our werewolves to be fierce killers. Not bloody poodles that won’t kill."
. . which led to Goldie's comment "some weak ass ho that’s about to get a knife up her white little ass for good".
. . which led to us trolling her poll and pretty much ruining it. ("Okay. So since some trolls decided to ruin the other poll I made a new one.")
. . which led to her next two polls . . . which we also ruined. Man, she never learned.
WE learned that poll-maker and polldaaddy and apester were pretty easy to rig in your favour (despite claims to the contrary by the stydiots).
We learned that the stydiots really and truly believed they WEREN'T being baited by Jeff Davis.
We learned they were a bunch of idiots.
We learned that a simple # hashtag could piss off a stydiot.
So, we sent a shit load of them to all the stydiot tumblrs we could find.
We learned that we could state the obvious :
* Jeff Davis is obviously just baiting them like he did with Sterek shippers.
* The ratings are going to bomb.
* The show is going to be cancelled.
* Stydiot will never become canon.
. . and the stydiots suddenly grew hard of hearing. They really should consult a specialist.
We learned that alcohol makes the stydiocy bearable. . . . marginally.
We learned that Jeff Davis baited the stydiots too, and probably knew he wouldn't have Dylan for most of the last season.
We learned to love him again.
We learned to sing (very badly). We learned to use emoticons creatively. And you can never have too many Monty Python jokes.
We learned that fire bad, trees pretty.
We learned that the antichrist WOULD become President of the United States. And the apocalypse was probably nigh.
We learned that Teen Wolf was held together by Stiles and a hell of a lot of male eye candy. And removing both of those would kill off the show.
We learned that tequila was the work of the devil.
We learned that rick rolling a poll could get it shut down, if you did it often enough.
We learned that marrishitty was really antimarrish ("But we guessed that right from the start !!" Jen says). We also learned that 'monkeying around' has a WHOLE other meaning for some stydiots.
Basically, we learned nothing in 2016.
Here's hoping it continues in 2017. HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
Yep, Jeff Davis. The gift that keeps on giving. And is now shitting all over the stydiot fandom. rofl.
* Us staydias were treated like complete shit…. teen wolf kept biting a stydia endgame and apparently dylan isnt even in 6b…
* OK FUCK. stydia better somehow be endgame before they kill off stiles
* i just realize the bad that is stydia doesnt being endgame and i’m crying bye
#I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS#THIS YEAR IS OFICIALLY THE WORST EVER
* like at this point I’m not even sad about Dylan leaving, but I’m sad ‘bout the fact that the writers and the crew kept teasing us with the Stydia endgame and the reunion and all that, while knowing damn well that we can’t have it
not without Stiles
* Repeat after me : Dylan O'Brien not being in 6B does NOT mean stydia won’t be endgame. Pass it on :)
· #listen we have come far and the fact that we even have the scenes we do? #that is AMAZING #yall realize that our ship is so iconic that it doesnt even matter
* GUYS Stydia isn’t dead okay?
Whether or not Dylan is in a ton of 6b, they’re not going to kill their biggest endgame ship! Like after losing Scallison AND Scira, Stydia is THE ship of this show.
* can you believe I finally started watching teen wolf properly after all these years because it looked like stydia would be endgame lol what is my life why does the universe hate me
* Ok, I’m pretty certain that whatever way they have to spin it Stydia will be endgame
* listen. i dont know if the rumors are true but. i will SET THE WORLD ON FIRE if dylan obrien leaves teen wolf before it ends. i cant have watched this show since 2013 for stydia not to be endgame. I literally cant i will be so destroyed
* its cool to ship stalia if that’s what u ship but i don’t even really watch and it’s always been glaringly obvious that stydia is endgame like too obvious im sorry kids but wtf did you expect
* What I really feel: I don’t fucking understand why the hell when Stydia is rising they’re separated by the riders. They’re made for each other and they deserve to be together. I just want them to kiss, hug, and love each other and stop saving their lives.
#everybody knows that stydia is endgame #stydia is my endgame #stydiaislove
* Weheeeee are never ever ever, gettin’ Stydia togetheeeer!
(NO I AM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE! I hate this show so much right now.)
* MERRY CHRISTMAS STYDIA IS ENDGAME AND STILES IS STAYING
At this point in time, I'd be quite prepared to suck Jeff Davis's dick for the enormous wank storm he has created by letting Dylan go.
MY BODY IS READY !!
im notygt on the f uckinn floor Jen fuck u.
* listen. i dont know if the rumors are true but. i will SET THE WORLD ON FIRE if dylan obrien leaves teen wolf before it ends. i cant have watched this show since 2013 for stydia not to be endgame. I literally cant i will be so destroyed
lol stydiots are idiiits
Don't worry, we haven't left. Just enjoying our annual Xmas booze-up. Kate is currently on the floor, not an uncommon occurrence this time of the year.
The other trolls are still around (I think), probably around the HL comment sections or haunting stydiot blogs (yep, they're still in denial over Dylan).
Seya around (probably after we've all recovered from our Xmas hangovers).
MERRY XMAS !!!!
I love how the stydiots are divided between those who are "leaving the fandom. They are sooo done with TW" and those still in denial and hanging on to hope like grim death. And thanks MTV for neither confirming or denying the report on Dylan leaving after 6A (despite Will Wallace and others trying to put out the fire . . by pouring gasoline over the story). Onwards to the delicious salty tears.
* I’m leaving the fandom. Whats the fucking point? Our ship, and everything we’ve been waiting years for, is dead
#i give up on this show #im not watching 6b
* Im so upset this was the one thing ive been waiting for for so long and they fucking robbed us of it bc they just couldnt wait for dylan to be done filming. I cant be optimistic about this, theyve been baiting and exploiting stydia for money for years
AGAIN, THE STEREK FANDOM *head desk *
* Doesnt matter whether he “lives” or “dies,” obvi what im upset about is dylan leaving the show at all and jeff robbing us of canon stydia and the gross, hideous exploitation of our ship for money and publicity ever since 2013?
* ive said it before and ill say it again: if stiles dies, i’m not going to watch anymore.
* can someone kindly explain to me what the FUCK is going on with dylan obrien and teen wolf bc im honestly really confused but if what i think is happening is actually happening im gonna be really upset??????????? seems like a bunch of rumors though and nothing has been confirmed???????? someone give me some facts plssss for my sanity
* and how tf are they gonna give us stydia this late in the game knowing that it aint even gonna last an entire season?
* Stiles Stilinski dying on teen wolf just proves that 2016 was the worst year of all time
* this is what happens when you crave for more while you KNOW it’s time to stop @ jeff failvis
teen wolf should’ve ended after 3B
* GUYS Stydia isn’t dead okay?
Whether or not Dylan is in a ton of 6b, they’re not going to kill their biggest endgame ship! Like after losing Scallison AND Scira, Stydia is THE ship of this show.
I’m sure they recorded some voice overs for phone calls with him, they probably got some shots for possible skype calls and things like that.
Plus I would like to point out the newest info we got from that crew member about block filming and filming content for 8 episodes, including episodes in 6b.
Everything is fine. Stydia is endgame.
NOTHING FROM MTV ITSELF THOUGH. I GUESS DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT.
* It makes me laugh that probably the only endgame of the whole serie is gonna be layden. They fucked up so freaking much
* I mean 2016 was the worst year ever so it makes sense that Christmas weekend would be ruined with this news.
* @teenwolf Y'ALL HAD TO MAKE YOUR SLOW BURN SO SLOW AND NOW THE ACTOR LEAVES ????
* Stydia is still endgame don't worry
WHO NEEDS XMAS PRESENTS WHEN WE HAVE THIS ? BEST XMAS WANK SINCE THE MASS PSEUDOCIDE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM A FEW YEARS BACK.
I could do this all day . . and probably will. Let's get back to the stydiot's salty tears.
* so im guessing everyone heard the news that dylan o’b is leaving teen wolf and won’t be in 6B.
I’m truly disappointed that they continued to bait us, knowing how restricted Dylan’s schedule was and the high possibility for his absence in 6B. It wasn’t fun to get played for 3 years straight, while waiting 6 years for 2 people to fall in love and get together.
THE ENTIRE STEREK FANDOM IS NOW BANGING IT'S HEAD AGAINST A DESK.
YEAH, IT MUST BE SOOOOO TERRIBLE TO BE BAITED FOR YEARS. WE HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE . .
* Nope nope nope
If they kill Stiles the ratings gonna drop like a hot potato!
UMMM . . . HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATINGS RECENTLY ??
* ok so what the fuck is going on with DOB and teen wolf?????
* HOLD ON!! WHAT!!! DYLAN HAS WRAPPED UP FILMING!!! HE’S NOT GOING TO BE IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON!?!?!?!?!?!
* if stiles dies in early 2017, i’m gonna call it as being equally as horrible as 2016 and go into hibernation
* PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THINK TEEN WOLF WOULD MAKE 6A FOCUS ON STILES/STYDIA AND THEN HAVE HIM NOT BE IN 6B???? ARE YALL KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???
. . . COUGH * MARRISH * COUGH *
* They cant do this to us we waited for fucking 6 seasons i cant have a other otp not ending up toghether . I cant have this
* Can someone please tell me what THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!????
* I CAN'T BELIEVE DYLAN IS LEAVING AND STYDIA IS NOT ENDGAME.
* WHAT? DYLAN IS LEAVING, NO STYDIA, NO SCILES AND NO STILES. OMG WHAAAT NOOOOOOO
* lydia better not end up with parrish that’s all i’m saying…..
MERRY XMAS EVERY TROLL OUT THERE. IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NEW YEAR !!
Let's all stop and enjoy the spirit of Xmas. Let's all bathe in the delicious stydiot tears. Ho. Ho. Ho.
* Guys, I’m crushed. I can’t believe this is happening.
* Just when I thought 2016 couldn’t get any more worse…
* Why aren’t you guys mad as hell about this? I’m so mad!
* I’m so sick of seeing all the fans saying things like #teenwolfisover because it’s not.
* I am trying to be positive about all the “Dylan is leaving TW” but like I am just so fucking bitter tonight and if it’s absolutely true I will be so upset. Merry fucking Christmas.
* can someone kindly explain to me what the FUCK is going on with dylan obrien and teen wolf bc im honestly really confused but if what i think is happening is actually happening im gonna be really upset??????????? seems like a bunch of rumors though and nothing has been confirmed???????? someone give me some facts plssss for my sanity
* WHO THE FUCK IS SAYING DYLAN IS NOT COMING BACK TO TEEN WOLF SEASON FINALE?
SO MANY PEOPLE FREAKING OUT BUT STILL NOT FINDING ANY NEWS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMING THAT.
LIKE THE FUCK?
* with all this dylan situation i’m just in denial, kinda just hoping for the best but expecting the worst tbh
* #TeenWolfIsOverParty
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Y'all need to grow the fuck up
* Do we have any undeniable proof that Dylan is actually leaving?
Because otherwise I am going to continue living in denial.
* dylan won’t be in 6b??? what
* OK IM REALLY STARTING TO FREAK ABOUT THIS INSTAGRAM POST ABOUT DYLAN FINISHING WORK ON THE TEEN WOLF SET I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE IS NOT IN S6B I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THE SHOW
* i’m gonna just come out and say this: i’m disappointed in dylan. i’m really fucking angry with him actually. i mean, for gods sake, this is the show that fucking started his career!! he knows how much stiles means to the show and to the fans and yet he still chose to leave.
* How stupid of me to actually think that my OTP would make it to the end of the series and be happy!!!
* like at this point I’m not even sad about Dylan leaving, but I’m sad ‘bout the fact that the writers and the crew kept teasing us with the Stydia endgame and the reunion and all that, while knowing damn well that we can’t have it
* It’s really annoying and frustrating when you think that finally your OTP is endgame and you get to see them together and then Dylan decides to fucking leave. Fuck this
* So if the news about Stiles not being in 6B are true then I’ll be losing my mind ???? Of course I’ll support Dylan forever, but this just breaks my heart ????
* I am genuinely disappointed that Stiles won’t be there for 6B especially after having my hopes up for Stydia which had been promised for this season but at the same time I’m not surprised
* From the initial instagram post, I was mostly thinking this Dylan stuff was BS. But now StydiaNews reported it and I’m not sure what to think.
* Imagine building up a relationship with two people for 5 and a half seasons just for one of them to be killed off before the final season
* THIS CANT BE HAPPENING .
DYLAN CAN’T LEAVE TEEN WOLF UNTIL THE VERY LAST EPISODE. I WON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE HOW CAN YOU GIVE US THIS AND LEAVE US AFTER 6A WITH NO STILES.
* if dylan is really leaving the show and stiles will die, it just seems really odd to me that we found out by a ig photo… they would be more carefull not to spoil that, wouldn’t they???
SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN HOECHLIN LEFT. LOL.
Í HAVEN'T STARTED XMAS BOOZING YET I AM FEELING DRUNK. YUMMMMM.
Wow, it's been so long. glad to be back here, where trolls can roam free.
I think we should post some of the wank we are seeing on tumblr. The stydiots are actually hilarious. the ones still in denial are even funnier.
So, sit back as we post all the lovely stydiot wank. (thanks Dylan for making all this possible).
* As conflicted as I am to see something I loved so much once fall apart, there is a part of me that enjoys the fact that Stalia had two seasons of canon love and Stydia has NOTHING because DOB is leaving. (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
WE ALL AGREE (for the first time fyi).
OMG. THE WANK IN THE STYDIOT SIDE OF THIS FANDOM IS AT RECORD LEVELS !! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST XMAS EVER !!
Thanks goes out to TW costume designer Daniel Flores, whose Instagram message led to this feast.
" Work finish on this guy right here. Thanks for all the memories and a wonderful 6 seaosn run.” .
We should all send those poor stydiots a cheerful Xmas message . . . #TeenWolfIsOverParty .
Yep, that should do. And also #EndgameMarrish6B.
BEST-XMAS-EVEEEER !!
Jen just told me about the "Dylan is leaving Teenj Wolf after 6A" story. And the stydiots are tearing their hair out ! ENDGAME MY ASS !!
THANK YOU SANTA !!
"would yall hate me if i’d go on another long hiatus" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
You really need us to answer that ????
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
* Are you excited for the new season of Teen Wolf ? Meh, not really 16.01 %
(21 May 15)
IT WAS ONLY 3 % NO. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T CLOSE YOUR POLLS. * grins *
* What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
* Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.2 %.
(17 Aug 15)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
* Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
* Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
* Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
* Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 % * VOTE ON THIS ONE !!! *
(8 Mar 16)
* Are you sad 'Teen Wolf' is ending? No. It's time. 22 %
(22 Jul 16)
DUH.
* Are Stiles & Lydia endgame? Nope 66 %
(7 Sep 16)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 62 %
(8 Oct 16)
HMM, GONE DOWN SLIGHTLY. KEEP VOTING !!
* Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 55 %
(9 Nov 16)
GONE UP FROM 52 %. YAY !!
* Do you want Malia and Scott to get together? Nope. #Stalia 34 %
(14 Nov 16)
EWWW.
* Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 90 % * ROFL *
(15 Nov 16)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 54 %
(15 Nov 16)
GONE DOWN FROM 57 % . KEEP VOTING !!
* What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 % * LOL *
(15 Nov 16)
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 64 %
(22 Nov 16)
WAS 70 %. KEEP FUCKING VOTING !!
* Do you think Liam can fill Scott's shoes? NO 61 %
(22 Nov 16)
WELL, DUH. THEN AGAIN, SCOTT IS HARDLY THE ALPHA EITHER HALE WAS.
* Who will remember Stiles first ? Malia 67 %. Lydia 28 %. Scott 5 %
(29 Nov 16)
MALIA WAS 90 % & LYDIA 9 %. DON'T STOP VOTING !!
* Are you missing those epic Scott/Stiles scenes? Nope 40 %
(6 Dec 16)
LOL LOL LOL
* Do you think Stiles will be able to get back to Beacon Hills ? No 55 %
(13 Dec 16)
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM LYDIA !!
** KEEP VOTING OVER XMAS (THE STYDIOTS WILL BE TOO BUSY PATTING EACH OTHER ON THE BACK OVER BEING "ENDGAME" OR SOMETHING).
And if you want to see some excellent wank, head over to liliaeth's tumblr. She's been arguing with trolls for days now. it's fucking hilarious. Go read !!
Teen Wolf doesn't return until 3 January. . . . .
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. . . . meh.
OMG LOL
The official Teen Wolf tumblr is now shipping STETER !!!
Shhh, don't tell the stydiots.
Pssst, tell the stydiots.
. . . and the Electoral College has made it official . . Trump is the next President of the USA.
. . let the binge drinking commence.
P.S. Jen and I will still be around this Xmas. So the festive wank will continue.
Great news !!
The A Little Nerd Music poll is happening next March (nominations for pairings in January).
So, I guess I know where us trolls will be next March ?!!
Psst, save Rick Rolling until the Championship round. Heh.
The ratings for Teen Wolf .
* S6E1 0.57 & 0.25 demo.
* S6E2 0.41 & 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 0.42 & 0.20 demo.
* S6E4 0.50 & 0.24 demo.
. . . and S6E5 0.54 & 0.28 demo.
Ratings are still crap but people tuned in to see Peter and Stiles again. Expect them to head back down next week, as no sign of either in promo. * SIGH *
#PetitionToMakeSteterEndgame
Heh. Let's send that to all the stydiots, kay ?
But let's get to the recap. It was 500 % better as was mostly Stiles and Peter, with just a little Scott-Lydia-Malia. And NO FAIL PACK 2.0 !!
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E5 "Radio Silence"
Previuosly: Stiles taken by the Ghost Riders. Yep, that's it.
Oh look, a train station in hell where people just wait and wait and wait for trains to come . . . and they never do . . . oh wait, that's MY train station. So, it really is set in hell.
STILES IS BACK !! And those keys to his Jeep are probably going to be important.
The Riders return with fresh victims. Why the heck are they collecting all these people ?
Oh look, another Hale is shoving Stiles up against a wall. Hello Peter !!! Damn, he's hotter than ever.
"It had to be you".
Cue crappy credits.
"Get the Hell away from me, Stiles !" Damn, sparks flying here.
Stiles has to jog Peter's memory about being in Eichen.
Cue flashback. And we called it !! The pack's break-in to get Lydia led to Peter escaqping (thanks Parrish for breaking the ash barrier !).
"Get back in your cell ! I'm not going to repeat myself." says a really stupid guard .
"No, you're not." says Peter after slamming him into a wall. Ouch.
And that's when the Riders caught up to him. Poof goes Peter.
And he's been in limbo for 3 MONTHS !!
And all the doors at the station lead back to the bloody station. Damn.
Oh look, a random dude who is planning to escape. I'm sure it will end well.
Oh look, an ominous dark tunnel that is the only way out. Stiles gets to push Peter around, err well, through the tunnel. And gets dragged in by Peter . . JUST FUCK, ALREADY !!!
And Lydia and Scott finally notice the Jeep. And pay to stop it being towed. The Jeep was the actual star this episode.
Oh look, that random dude is going to jump on a Riders horse as they leave. That will DEFINITELY end well. . . . . and random dude is a pile of ash. Told ya. Good call not to join him, Peter.
Ooh, Stiles and Peter faceoff . . . "Who will ever come for you." . . . ooh, Burn, Stiles !!
Of course, Stiles found a radio room. And it just happens to connect with the radio in his Jeep. Sure.
And Scott and Malia and Lydia all heard it. Suuure.
The Riders return, but luckily Peter got Stiles to safety . . "If you're keeping count, that's twice I saved your life today." That;s okay. I'm sure Stiles will pay him back in blowjobs . . what, that didn't happen ?
Oh look, Lydia found the jeep's papers and it's in Claudia's name. Cue Claudia acting shadier than ever.
Oh look, Lydia and Stiles are only separated by a wall. Cue stydiot baiting.
And the tow truck driver tries to take the Jeep. Lol, braking the tow-truck wasn't subtle, Malia.
And the Ghost Riders return with more victims, including Gwen. Cue Peter seeing Beacon Hills now on list of way stations. All those stations were targets of the Wild Hunt ?
Peter plans escape, even though could be burnt to a crisp (again !) .Lol, he might ,possibly only-if-he-feels-like-it get help for Stiles if he gets out. I guess those blowjobs weren't good enough, Stiles. And Stiles gets a whip around the throat ("Hey Peter, we need one of these for our sex dungeon")
Peter gets out !!! . . . and is now a crispy critter . . AGAIN.
Scott and Malia follow Peter's roars . . . and Malia remembers him . . and Scott too. Such nice memories. too.
Oh look, Pwter has the keys to the Jeep. clever Peter ! He's still alive, right ?
And the keys fit . . and the radio works too . . huzzah!! And Scott, Lydia remember him now (about time !)
Cue stydiot baiting, with dramatic background music . . "You said remember I love you". Ewwww.
Next week, the twu alfa (Scott) and cries-on-cue (Lydia) go to ghost town Canaan . . and run into a banshee. Remember when banshees were a rare species /
Also, probably no Peter or Stiles. So it will suck. As usual.
Bye.
Let's have a minutes silence for all the stydiot blogs (& friends) that were deleted over the past year.
al3xtoole.tumblr.com (now theystayalive.tumblr.com)
aforeignerinanoddland.tumblr.com
alecsbrowsandarrows.tumblr.com
alecstether.tumblr.com
allydxa.tumblr.com
antimarrish.tumblr.com (WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU, MARRISHITTY. YOU . .AND THE MONKEYS)
bansheeandsavant.tumblr.com
branstarke.tumblr.com
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
christalereide.tumblr.com
clizzykink.tumblr.com (now bi-erica.tumblr.com)
codysallen.tumblr.com/alexstrands.tumblr.com
coyotesareoverrated.tumblr.com
deathbyclarke.tumblr.com (now lydiawontforget.tumblr.com)
dylanobruv.tumblr.com
elliotalderson.tumblr.com
hollandr.tumblr.com
lncesara.tumblr.com
isabelleligthwood.tumblr.com
izzy-lightswood.tumblr.com
jemma-daisy.tumblr.com
lydiaswolfe.tumblr.com
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com
obriens-maze.tumblr.com
partiepies.tumblr.com
prettybirdlivesson.tumblr.com
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com
queen-diana-prince.tumblr.com
redstringtether.tumblr.com
sass-and-caffeine.tumblr.com
scotts-lydia.tumblr.com
scottsobrien.tumblr.com
shelleyhennigs.tumblr.com
soloposey.tumblr.com (now fsociet.tumblr.com)
sourshale.tumblr.com
spiderdoctor67.tumblr.com
staliasfated.tumblr.com
stilinski-loves-lydia.tumblr.com (now rememberiloveyou.tumblr.com)
stuckywilsons.tumblr.com
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com
stydiaanchors.tumblr.com
stydiaobviously.tumblr.com
stydiva.tumblr.com
the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com
twperson.tumblr.com
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com
* Special mention to marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com and saynotomarrish.tumblr.com. Neither have posted anything since April-May. And staleaveusalone.tumblr.com (hasn't posted since October), and stydiaordie.tumblr.com (No posts since August).
There goes about 70 % of the wank in this fandom.
* Special mention to ultrateenwolfconfessions.tumblr.com (No posts since January). We all miss having the fandom wank in one convenient place.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR US TROLLS. LET'S SEE WHAT XMAS BRINGS US.
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. . . maybe another poll by tylerposet . . . one can only hope.
P.S. Keep voting on the Hollywood Life polls. Anything against the stydiots or klaroliners.
Remember, the polldaddy and apester polls are ridiculously easy to block vote on. And they are never officially closed. So, feel free to retcon some of the older polls. LOL.
(CONTINUED)
Only the people who can see the Riders are the targets, apparently. Oh look, they have magic guns with magic bullets that make you go POOF ! Ruh roh, Scott can see the Riders now, without Corey's help.
And the Ghost Riders are now pretty much slaughtering the students (well, poofing them anyway). Luckily, Mason and Hayden have got Parrish with them. Parrish goes full on Hellhound (and there goes another uniform, and radio, and weapon . .)as faces Rider. But Rider just shoots him . . and flame-off !! And then the Rider disappears, just before Hayden could . . . growl at it I guess.
And the Ghost Riders finally get Gwen, despite True Alpha 2.0 bravely attacking Riders (and getting smacked like a little bitch).Oh look, the storm just stopped.
Meanwhile, at the Argent bunker . . . Nathan is trying to escape (because he's an idiot). Malia wants Chris to shoot him. We all agree.. And then Nathan gets out, breaking the mountain ash line . . . and POOF ! goes the idiot . . . and soon the rest of the kids.
Meanwhile , Melissa has helped Lydia and her mom look at Claudia's medical records. Great ethics there, Mrs McCall. And Claudia's records show she's had no kids but does have front temporal dementia . . .and should be dead by now. . . which one is the lie ? Hmmm.
Annnnd . . . the Ghost Riders 1, Fail-pack 0. They couldn't save anyone . . good job, guys. Scott and Liam blame themselves (Duh !). The Coach yells at his loser team but promotes Liam to Captain anyway. Umm, sure ? "Show some love" . . ok Coach, you need to lay off the booze.
Malia and Hot Daddy were injured by the Riders during this whole mess. But don't worry, Hot Momma will look after him (are we calling this ship Chelissa or McArgent ?).
Scott and Malia are giving up on Stiles being real but Lydia won't (because the show is still busy baiting the stydiots ).
And True Alpha 2.0 thinks he can catch a Ghost Rider . . . and the other dozen or so Riders, what about them ? . . .and his idiot (except Mason) pack right behind this idea. Although there's no plan. Or weapon . And a Hellhound couldn't take them down. . .
Cue slow-mo walk away from camera . . . and right past a certain blue Jeep.
DUM-DUM-DUM . . .
* Promo for next week: Stiles is in Limbo. Stiles is shoved hard against a wall by a Hale.
"It had to be you." Oh, how this fandom has missed you, Peter. Welcome back.
#ENDGAME STETER !!!
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E4 "Relics".
Previously: Stiles, Ghost Riders/Wild Hunt, Nazi alpha werewolf.
Oh look, hot daddy/Chris out in the woods at night hunting Nazi werewolves (as you do). Damn, that's a really big gun. . . . and that M24 rifle is pretty big too.
Oh look, hot momma/Melissa has found him. In the dark. And somehow tracking him to the exact tree he happened to be behind. How have we NOT known of her remarkable tracking skills before ? Of course she brought the perfect weapon to bring down a REALLY POWERFUL WEREWOLF. A stun gun ? Huh, well one of those did once bring down Thor . . .
Way to "NOT" warn the wolf that you're approaching, Melissa.
Eww, dead cyclist. EWWWWW, almost dead cyclist . . in a tree (??).
OMG, YOU K̶I̶L̶L̶E̶D̶ K̶E̶N̶N̶Y̶ MALIA ! YOU BASTARD !! (and she seems kinda pissed)
Roll crappy opening credits.
Mason is still smarter than everyone else in the pack (not difficult really). We now know that the Ghost Riders use lightning to travel on. So, those ash lines are now useless.
The pack (1.0 and 2.0) need to protect everyone that was at the party. Hands up anyone who thought they'd succeed ? Yep, me either.
Oh look, hot daddy and hot mommy try to pull the bullet out of an extremely pissed off coyote.
OMG ! She dug that thing out herself !
Hayden is protecting Gwen (so, we should all feel safe now).
Smartest guy in the school is tracking storms, so they can find the Riders. Oh look, a storm is coming.
The other smartest person in the school , Lydia has worked out that the Ghost Riders keep leaving stuff behind when they take victims. So, they just need to find Stile's "relic". (Psst, it's still parked at the school. Why has no one noticed ?).
Scott is organising Pack 2.0 (Liam, Mason, Hayden, Corey) to protect the other kids. Suddenly remembers that the argents have a bunker.
Oh look, the product placement music has started (at least 4 this episode).
Lydia and N̶o̶a̶h̶ John Stilinski talk about Stiles. Mentions of a baseball bat. Aww.
Pack 2.0 take the kids to the Argent bunker but some missing. And some others playing with the weaponry (umm, maybe you should have removed those, Chris. Not exactly great child-proofing there).
Lydia still seeing "ghosts" at the Sheriff's house. Claudia (or, a reasonable facsimile of . . .) stops her ripping off the wallpaper. Because she really likes that cheap-ass paper . . .or, doesn't want anyone to find Stiles room behind it ?
Hot daddy has Malia help babysit the kids (because THAT won't end in bloodshed or anything . .).
OMG ! Did the show actually mention Kate Argent ? Mentioning a character that is no longer on the show ? That's the fist time since . . Jackson ?
Mason is set the task of stopping Riders. Not the TRUE ALPHA, an extremely powerful (LOL) creature. Yep, the day is saved.
Yay ! Coach is still here and the lacrosse team has to play right now ! Because the matches here always end in bloodshed.
Lydia talks to her mom about Stiles and faux-Claudia.
Oh look MTV has put up a new hashtag. "Keep tweeting #RememberStiles to unlock a sneak peek for next week.
#RememberThisShittyShowHasAlreadyBeenCancelledSoWhoFuckingCares?!
Pack 2.0 (and Scott) play lacrosse very badly ("I'm going to kill the three of you !" The coach really loves his team . .).
Meanwhile, Malia really wants to use that stun gun on the kids when they start getting hysterical. Great choice as babysitter ! Uh oh, Nathan is missing.
Smartest boy in School remembers that they have a Hellhound, that helped to take down the Beast. And scare off the Ghost Riders at the party.
Oh look, a storm has started at the lacrosse match. That's not ominous or anything.
And now the Ghost Riders are here. And half their targets are at the match. And the other half at the bunker.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Sorry about not being here, but us trolls have other blogs and other fandoms. And we all want to see the moment that the Klaroliners realise that their ship is NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN.
Ratings are out for Teen Wolf.
* S6E1 got 0.57 & 0.25 demo.
* S6E2 got 0.41 & 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 got 0.42 & 0.2 demo.
* S6E4 got 0.50 & 0.24 demo.
WOW. NOT EXACTLY REACHING FOR THE STARS.
But no free drinks as slightly up. And I predict will probably get 0.5 or 0.6 next week, as Dylan makes an appearance.
I'll be the one doing the recaps from now on, as Kate is now curled into a ball in the corner and refuses to EVER DO ANOTHER FUCKING RECAP OF THE MOST BORING HOUR OF TV FOR THE WEEK. Or, something like that.
. . can't really blame her.
. . . Stydiot was a "legacy ship" that started with the pilot ? Stydiot is special and loved by the fans ?
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. . . Will Wallace, you are the biggest troll in this fandom. How the hell do you get the stydiots to believe every word you say ?
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. . . never mind. We ARE talking about the stydiots. Poor little things . .
"And Lydia goes in search of Relics of her missing love. ” Thank you Teen Wolf wikia . . . wait a minute . . . * projectile vomits * . . . that's better . .
. maybe she'll find Peter's favourite V-neck shirt . . ?
Meanwhile, Stiles won't be seen until episode 5. Ugh, another episode full of FAILPACK 2.0 (good one, Kate !) and nothing else.
But the fandom is only interested in the REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS . . . they got the Sheriff's first name wrong.
It's NOT Noah, Jeff Davis. It's JOHN. How could you forget that ?
If Stiles real name turns out to be anything other than Genim, there will be a shitstorm in TW fandom.
This is the Stargate Atlantis " Major Lorne's first name" situation all over again.
Fandom: What's his first name ? . . . We're calling him Nick.
Show: His first name is Evan.
Fandom: Too late. He's now officially Nick.
As fandom loves to say to canon " I reject your reality and substitute my own".
Ratings are out for Teen Wolf.
* S6E1 got 0.57 & 0.25 demo.
* S6E2 got 0.41 & 0.19 demo.
* S6E3 got 0.42 & 0.2 demo.
Wow. Look at those ratings soar . . . No one wins the free drink this week. Damn.
Because we could all do with one after the first 3 episodes.
Seya for 'Watch The Ratings Get Even Shittier' next week.
Oops
"Even now, Malia is 96 % , Lydia 12 % and Scott 2 % ."
That should read 86 % for Malia. Wow, my maths officially sucks.
And THIS is why it pays to vote early in HL polls. When this poll (Who will remember Stiles first ?) opened earlier, Lydia and Scott were well in front. But our dear stalia stans quickly turned it around in minutes !
Malia was up to 95 % at one stage.
Even now, Malia is 96 % , Lydia 12 % and Scott 2 % .
Now, just keep the voting around this number. I guarantee that if it stays like this, in a few days the stydiots will give up. After all, the poll doesn't say "endgame". They're the polls that they get rabid about.
Lol. The Lydia vote keeps going up a little, only to suddenly lose ground again. That must be so frustrating for them . . . LMAO.
I'm also going for a 0.2/0.3 rating for the latest episode. The show is just bleeding viewers, now that Stiles is gone. It's such a great time to be a troll.
Ooh, I wonder if tylerposet will run another poll this year ? I'd HATE to see this one descend into a farce . . no, really.
Wow. It's been a while since I've been here. Been torturing stydiots over on the HL polls. So much fun.
Just thought I'd guess the ratings for the latest episode. Hmmm, how about 0.3 ?
Sorry Kate. But trolling this terrible fandom sometimes demands sacrifice.
In other news . .
* Lydia understands "sundowning" (3-2-1 till the stydiots turn that into something shippy, from the time of the nogitsune ).
* hellastydia:
WHAT IF LYDIA KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT DEMENTIA BECAUSE WHEN THEY THOUGHT STILES HAD IT SHE MADE SURE SHE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT SO SHE COULD HELP HIM
You called it !!
(CONTINED RECAP)
The Sheriff's dad is named Elias. Lydia understands "sundowning" (3-2-1 till the stydiots turn that into something shippy, from the time of the nogitsune ). Elias really good at maths (but duh, army engineer).
Oh look, Elias has a lucid moment . . . and he's a complete dick.
Unsubtle jabs at Scott's dad, and Lydia's mom (damn !). Malia starts growling but the imminent slaughter was unluckily halted by . . the Sheriff !
The Sheriff's first name is Noah ???! But ..but . . but . . fanon says it's John. How many authors are gnashing their teeth and trying to decide wether they'll ignore canon ? I vote ignore. Just like we're all doing with stydiot.
"Go back to your dead wife and loser son ! " WOAH !!
Back at the party, nothing much happening . . . except for the Ghost Rider inside the ASH-PROTECTED house !! Only Gwen can see it and Corey too .Then Corey makes the worst mistake of all . . he tries to tackle the Rider. Gets thrown off like a gnat !
But now EVERYONE can see rider (Corey's power seems to neutralise the Ghost Ridewr's invisi-power ? Cancel each other out ?). Everyone is smart enough to start running (even the drunk ones).
Mason is still the smartest in the room as puts a line of mountain ash down in front of Gwen. Whew, she's safe.
Or not, as the Rider takes his whip to the ash barrier. Ooops.
It was hilarious watching Failpack 2.0 get thrown all over the place. If only they knew an Alpha werewolf . .or a Hellhound.
And there are the rest of the Riders outside.
And Parrish arrives . . .and shoots the Ghost Rider. Because ordinary bullets are so effective on supernatural creatures . . .
The Rider and Parrish Have a deep and meaningful staring contest . . . but then the Rider disappears ala the Oni. Neat trick.
Meanwhile, Chris and Melissa realise a werewolf is stealing pineal glands from his victims. They share a romantic autopsy together.
Nathalie Martin not too happy with Failpack 1.0. Malia still hilarious ("I coulda beaten him up but I chose not to").
Claudi and N̶o̶a̶h̶/ John Stilinski have a talk. Claudia doesn't want kids (even more suspicious).
Scott and Fail Alpha 2.0 have a talk. Gwen safe . . but everyone at party now on the Ghost Riders naughty list.
"I shoulda been here" Oh Scott, you get there in the end.
We find out what an abusive dickhead the Sheriff's father was ( a glass table ? Yikes ! )
The Sheriff dreams of having a son and naming him after Claudia's father ("Why would you wanna saddle a kid with a name like that ? He'll just be called Stiles") Stiles real name is Mxyzptlk, isn't it ?
Chris and Melissa (Chelissa ? McArgent ?) think werewolf is stealing pineal glands/souls ?
Oh look, another unnamed school cleaner has been brutally murdered by that Nazi werewolf. Oh look, he's eating his pineal gland . . .
. . EWWWWWWWWW
* SADLY MISSED: Stiles, Peter and Theo. Tw is a pale imitation of itself without these guys.
NOT SEEN ENOUGH: Parrish, Chris. We need more of our Hound and Daddy Hunter !!
Next week there is STILL no sign of Stiles but we do get his Jeep. OOH, that should get the ratings back.
Also, we have our Hellhound back. YAY !!
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN, JEN. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS !!!!
Ugh, why me ? But I lost that bet fair and square. So, Jen said I had to recap the latest episode. Last time I share my tequila with her.
* RECAP: Teen Wolf S6E3 "Sundowning".
Last time on TW "I think I loved him " . . . SUBTLE.
And there is the blonde, blue-eyed teacher (* SUBTLE *), who is NOT a NAZI alpha werewolf . . . except he totally is. And look at him talk about power, and influence and control * REAL SUBTLE *.
Oh look as he has a massive flashback to show his backstory-that-we-never-saw-coming. Look as he escaped the Dread Doctors tube-of-weird, in a pile of goo. But somehow retained his male-model good looks.
Ooh, he was the one who stole those helium tanks. Helium addiction is not talked about enough.
Oh look, he has glowing red alpha eyes. WE NEVER SAW THAT COMING . . .
And the crappy opening credits are still there. Oh yay.
And now there is another student missing, Phoebe. Why does anyone risk going to this school ? They had actual massacres last season.
Scott and Lydia are looking for Styles. Maybe they should start with One Direction.
Lol. Malia losing control doing a maths test and going full coyote was hilarious ! I do like that ALL the parents know about the supernatural now.
But the sheriff was right. Why DIDN'T Scott just use his Alpha growl on Malia ? He's done it before. But then again, he broke through mountain ash before . . but hasn't been able to do it since. WHAT was the point of being a TRUE ALPHA again ?
Oh look, Malia is naked again. I sense a theme.
So, now we know that the Sheriff's father was an army engineer, nicknamed "Stiles". And the Sheriff not too fond of the dude (we find out why later).
Scott and Lydia try to convince the Sheriff and Claudia to help them find "Stiles". Claudia doesn't seem to want to help that much (yeah, that's not suspicious)
Oh look, the musical product placements have started (there were at least 6 this episode).
Oh look, Lydia is seeing dead people. And apparently hearing trains ??
And look who dropped in on Melissa . . . no, not Isaac. Hello Mr Beardy DILF. Chris argent is back (making this episode marginally better) and wants to see a dead body in the morgue . . as you do.
Hayden talks to missing girls sister, Gwen. And makes the rookie mistake of telling her about the Ghost Riders. Show not Tell, failpack 2.0. Why not show her your flipping glowing eyes. Or fangs. Or claws.
Duh.
And Gwen is going to be the next victim. But with failpack 2.0, she's in safe hands. They're alpha will stay with them , of course . . .LOL.
Chris and Melissa look at a body with a huge bite mark in the skull (gee, I wonder how he died . . .). A werewolf with a really strong jaw . . hmmm, I wonder who that could be . .
Scott, Lydia and malia go to see Sheriff's dad in retirement home. Don't worry, Scott got Liam, Hayden, Mason and Corey to protect Gwen (so, she's perfectly safe). Malia all for kidnapping her to keep her safe. " Don't kidnap her." Scott is so wise.
Malia knocks out nurse at retirement home (umm, you couldn't have snuck in using invisibility ? If only you knew someone who had that power . . .)
Oh look, party time at Scott's house. Nathan not too happy HIS party got relocated but bribery will get you everywhere. Mason is the only one with brains here. He even remembered to put down mountain ash.
Yep, the Sheriff's dad has dementia so probably can't help. Maybe Malia had the right idea about Scott using his JediÁlpha mind trick.
Back to Failpack 2.0. And Hayden only just finding out that werewolves can't get drunk. Must we have Layden and Morey ?
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Ok, we're back. Other fandoms are fun to troll, but this will always be our favourite. Back to the polls.
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
2- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.05 %.
(17 Aug 15)
3 – Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
4 – Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
5 – Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
6– Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
7 – Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 % * VOTE ON THIS ONE !!! *
(8 Mar 16)
8- Are Stiles & Lydia endgame? Nope 66 %
(7 Sep 16)
9- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
10- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
11 – Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 90 % * ROFL *
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 57 %
(15 Nov 16)
13- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 % * LOL *
(15 Nov 16)
14- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 70 %
(22 Nov 16)
15 - Who will remember Stiles first Malia 90 %. Lydia 9 %. Scott 1 %
(29 Nov 16)
We'd like to thank all the stalia stans for the last one. It's nice when ships can come together . . . . AND DESTROY ANOTHER SHIP UTTERLY !! * cough * . . . anyone for a cup of tea ?
For those participating in our trolling/wankfest/drinking game, here is a list of the HL polls we've voted on. PLEASE vote on the ones with 'stydia' and éndgame' in them. That seems to bother the stydiots . . .because it's canon now and we should concede defeat . . .yeah, I don't know what they've been smoking either.
Remember to check for the latest poll (they come out around the time the next episode is shown). If you vote early, you can continuously vote and rack up votes quickly.
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- What are you most excited to see in ‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B? PAPA ARGENT 65 % Stydia 30.8 %
(9 Oct 15)
2- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62.05 %.
(17 Aug 15)
3 – Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
4 – Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
5 – Who do you think will save Lydia? PARRISH 49 % Stiles 46 %
(2 Feb 16)
6– Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
7 – Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 %
(8 Mar 16)
8- Are Stiles & Lydia endgame? Nope 67 %
(7 Sep 16)
9- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
10- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
11 – Do you like Teen Wolf’s new opening credits? NO 89 %
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 57 %
(15 Nov 16)
13- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 90 %
(15 Nov 16)
14- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 67 %
(22 Nov 16)
GOOD LUCK, FELLOW TROLLS !!
Hello darlings,
Thanks to all the Peter stans out there, for spamming every stydiot blog they could find. With Peter about to return, he's seen as a bigger threat to stydiot than marrish. LOL.
Keep sending those Pydia or Steter messages.
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They seem to like them. It certainly gets them all excited anyway. ROFL.
And the ratings for Teen Wolf "Superposition" are out. Remember, episode 1 was 0.57 (and 0.25 in the 18-49 demo)
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We have 0.41 and 0.19 in the 18-49 demo !!! Free drink for ImTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding. She guessed 0.4 this week. Anyone think we'll get lower next week ?
Time to tell the stydiots the good news. Think they'll take it well ?
Goddamn it. I had to watch episode 2 sober. Ugh.
* RECAP:
Oh look, it's the Wild Hunt/ Dread Doctors 2.0.
Scott and Liam (aka Twu Alfa 2.0) practice lacrosse. Obligatory background music for viewers to buy.
Mason and his twinky boyfriend (aka Corey) practice physics. Yet another plug for some musician (ie. more background music).
Coach is back (best part of this shitfest) and he's still very... Coach ("Go gays !").
Invisible twink and Mason see Ghost Rider take student.
Crappy opening credits.
Scott, Liam , Mason and Corey a little confused (and no Stiles to help. They are so screwed).
Malia with some unknown boy (who we will probably never see again), and some aggressive spooning. Also, Malia brought her bondage gear. And I am so surprised, another piece of music that MTV is so subtly trying to sell.
Lydia having banshee visions. Scott not remembering Stiles. More fucking music.
Lydia back at school and yet more effin'music.
Scott and Liam at lacrosse practice. Coach in awesome form. Liam not Captain material (well, duh). More @@@UCKING MUSIC !!!!!
Mason and Corey remember . . . something.
Scott talks to his son (ie. Liam) and Coach really loves the pup . . . " I'm looking forward to crushing that adorable little baby face of yours".
Malia and Lydia sorta remembering Stiles. Malia losing control now that her "anchor" is gone (AND STALIA SHIPPERS REJOICE !!)
Scott still not rembering Stiles.
LOL. Lydia's mother convinced the students that the Beast was actually a large bear, and Scott's fangs were a "mass hallucination". OMG, WHAT ? That's how they explained 5B ? How about the bus load of dead teenagers ??
Lydia having more visions .
Parrish back !! And looking into dead helium thief found at school (because that's where you should hide a body around here. not the damn woods nearby).
Scott almost broke into Stiles locker. Luckily a nazi alpha werewolf teacher was there to stop the evil from happening.
Liam and invisible voyeur (ie. Corey) NOT FRIENDS. Mason sad.
Scott gets advice from Deaton (whatever happened to his sister ?)
More bloody music as Scott wakes up in woods.
Malia sleeping on floor (how unhygienic) and trying out her bondage chains. Who was it who helped her with her BDSM ?
Scott, Lydia and malia remember . . . something. Maybe Stiles. Maybe Peter.
Liam and Corey kiss and make up . . . well, hold hands anyway.
Lydia looking for someone "Whoever it was, I think I loved him". Yeah, THAT sounded real convincing. Try not to look so disgusted next time.
Parrish is awesome (we knew that !). And the Sheriff's wife, Claudia is suddenly alive and well and inspiring music in the background (THERE WERE ABOUT NINE IN THE WHOLE EPISODE !!) (Is she back because Stiles is gone ? Will everyone that was dead because of Stiles return ? Allison ? Aiden ? Donovan ?)
Twink and Not-Captain-Material use inviso-power to find missing students card. Mason impressed.
Coach enjoying some martial arts videos (or very weird porn . . it was probably weird porn). Liam wants to be the next Captain/Alpha (ROFL).
Lydia writes "mischief" a lot, and turns it into some outstanding artwork (that strandgly enough spells out "STILES"). What the hell is a Stiles ? (ANSWER: someone who was painfully missed in this pile of crap. No Stiles, no show).
Also sadly missed: Peter , Theo, and Melissa. Not missed: Hayden
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE STYDIOTS ARE SO HAPPY. THERE IS STILL NO CANON STYDIOT. JUST A HELL OF A LOT OF BAITING.
The ratings should be A-W-E-S-O-M-E.
* Polls on Hollywood Life.
1- Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple? YES 62 %.
(17 Aug 15)
2 - Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 64.01 %.
(15 Oct 15)
3 - Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia? NO 64 %.
(26 Jan 16)
4 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NOPE (#Marrish rules!) 52 % .
(2 Feb 16)
5 - Do you want Stiles and Lydia to get together? NO. NEVER! 34 %
(8 Mar 16)
6- Are Stiles & Lydia endgame? Nope 67 %
(7 Sep 16)
7- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? No 63 %
(8 Oct 16)
8- Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ? NOPE 52 %
(9 Nov 16)
9- Do you like Teen Wolf's new opening credits? NO 79 %
(15 Nov 16)
10- Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? NO 58 %
(15 Nov 16)
11- What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere? EH 82 %
(15 Nov 16)
12- Do you think Stiles and Lydia will end up together? NOPE 78 %
(22 Nov 16)
LOL. The latest poll was only 5 % NOPE a few hours ago. Thanks fellow Anti-Stydiots (Sterek, Stalia, Marrish, Pydia or Steter). Keep voting !!
So many fandoms to troll. So little time.
Apparently, there is a leaked episode 2 of TW somewhere out on the internet. But it's in Russian. And no one really cares.
Even Price Peterson is sick of recapping the show. And doesn't even mention stydiot (HA !!). And the best recaps are on prettiestcaptain.tumblr.com (for the sterek shippers anyway).
Anyone taking bets on the ratings for episode 2 ? I'm going for 0.4.
ROFL.
Well, to be fair we have assumed everyone's identity on this site at least once . Although it was the other trolls on this site that gave us that idea in the fist place.
Thanks.
. . . oh fuck me. * hands over half drunk bottle *
LOL. Kate, you used my fucking handle.
I think you've already started on the bourbon.
I see the stydiots are trying to ignore or excuse the shitty ratings. Maybe we should send them a message. Just to make sure they know. Because we're just super helpful that way.
I also found this:
"Kate Byrne - 7 months ago
Anyone taking bets on the ratings for the first episode of season 6 ? The 5b finale was 0.8. I'm going for . . .0.7. But I know Jen is guessing it will be 0.5. We'll see."
Hey Jen ! You won the bet. Bourbon is on me !
THE RATINGS FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 6 ARE OUT !!
0.57 for the " STYDIA" episode !! (0.25 in the 18-49 demo) LOWEST RATINGS EVER !! (0.76 was the previous worst and Season 5B finale was 0.80).And Dylan will miss most of the season . . . LOL. In fact, according to those who have seen the leaked episode 2, there is NO STILES in it. So, next weeks ratings will be spectacular (LOL).
"Jen Barnes - 3 months ago :
Let's make a prediction now for Season 6.
If Jeff Davis is stupid enough (and he probably is) to give in to the stydiot shippers, and make stydiot canon I predict that the final season will be the lowest rating season ever. Great note to finish a series on, huh ?"
DID I CALL IT OR WHAT ? !!
Jen was right. There is not enough alcohol in the UNIVERSE to help make episode 1 seem any better.
* RECAP: Oh look some Layden. Oh look, some crappy musical product placement.
Scott not even trying to hide his werewolfishness anymore (I mean, the whole town probably knows by now).
No mention of Kira (no surprise).
The Wild Hunt. But no sign of our resident Hellhound. * sigh *
Oh look, the crappy new opening credits (nice to have the Sheriff, Melissa and Chris in it, but that looked like a really crappy fan-vid).
Oh look, Malia can now turn into a full coyote form at will. That power boost from mum obviously worked. Cool.
And a hint of Stalia , because they're baiting pieces of shit. And yet another music product placement.
And the Nazi Alpha werewolf (?) is a teacher (because Beacon Hills only employs evil teachers, it seems).
Oh look, Mason and Corey.
Lydia and yet another musical interlude.
We all know that Stiles will be taken by the Wild Hunt, so this part was dull.
Stiles kisses Lydia on the cheek (oh, you romantic, Stiles !).
Foreshadowing of Liam as the next Alpha (OMG. ROFL LMAO. FUCK NO !!)
And Stiles is erased from everyone's memory. The Riders come for him (Lydia apparently has forgotten she can fight like The Black Widow, and can turn skulls to pulp with a scream).
OMG. Those " man hands" WERE Lydia's !!! That's hilarious !!
Stiles says something to Lydia, but I can't remember what as I was too busy using the vomit bucket.
What happened to the Jeep , now that Stiles is gone ?
Another fucking music product placement . It's called "Anchor". JFC, stop baiting the stydiots, Jeff ! That's just cruel.
And Stiles love-of-his-life has now forgotten him too (LOL).
So, we'll see Stiles for like 10 minutes for the rest of 6A. But at least we'll see him with a character her has REAL chemistry with.
Hello, Peter.
Ugh, not even tequila made the TW premiere bearable.
To recap: boring, boring, boring, stydiot, boring, boring and more boring.
In better news, there are new polls on Hollywood Life and it is our duty to vote on them.
* Do you like Teen Wolf's new opening credits ? 80 % NO.
* Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame ? NO 35 % . KEEP VOTING, FELLOW ANTI-STYDIOTS !!
* What did you think of the Teen Wolf premiere ? Only 10 % Loved it !
In other news, antimarrish has apparently gone. There is only a placeholder on her blog.
Aww, we're going to miss marrishitty.
Although we can finally stop talking about those monkeys. Whew.
Are we all ready for Teen Wolf season 6 (and *sigh * canon stydiot) ?
1- Check that you have enough alcohol. Buy more. A lot more.
2- Check that your vomit bucket is near where you're sitting.
3-Remember this is the FINAL season.
4-It will all be over soon.
5-Dylan is out for most of the season so stydiot should be minimal.
6- Peter Hale is back. With a little luck we should be rid of the TWU ALFA soon.
7- Get ready to laugh as everyone realises how truly bad stydiot is in reality.
8-Get ready to laugh at the truly crappy new opening credits.
9-One drink whenever you spot an obvious product placement.
10- One drink for every product placement involving music.
11- Get ready to marvel at the wonderfully thought out hashtags.
12-Brace yourself for the stydiot in the first episode . . . a kiss on the cheek . . .wow . . stydiot is soooo steamy !
13- Get ready to troll stydiots after show. Show no mercy.
14- Remember to empty vomit bucket.
15- And remember to buy more alcohol. Because there's 19 EPISODES to go.
16- GOD HELP US ALL.
. Enjoy !!
So, the new opening credits ISN'T fan-made ? WTF ?
If that is any indication, this final series is going to be a real shit-show.
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. . we can't wait.
Well, get your vomit buckets ready. Season 6 of Teen Wolf is almost on us.
Have you stocked up on enough alcohol for the first episode ? You're gonna need it.
Thanks to one of our fellow trolls for sending around the new ask " #PydiaIsTheTrueEndgame #ImTheSparkThatLitYourFireSweetheart" (I'm looking at you, PETER HALE . . .)
The responses are fuckin' funny.
* My god this is so true!!1!!1 i should change my url in pydiaislove (stydiaislove.tumblr.com)
Also, tell all the stydiots about the latest HL poll they're losing (Are Stiles and Lydia endgame ?) NOPE 51 %
(9 Nov 16).
Season 6 is gonna be awesome. The trolling is gonna write itself !!
Only days to go before TW Season 6. So, let's visit tylerposet's Why-Am-I-So-Unpopular-Oh-Right-Now-I-Remember blog (from 7 months ago).
* stydiaforfvckinlife:
Stydia made it to the final four in Zimbio’s 2016 March Madness Poll, and we are losing!!!
We are currently at 47% losing to our opponent who is at 53%!
WHAT WE NEED IS FOR A LARGE NUMBER OF STYDIA SHIPPERS TO COME TOGETHER AND VOTE AT THE SAME TIME FOR THIS TO WORK!
* REBLOG!!!! We cannot loose against Bonnie and Damon, we just can’t!!!!
* GUYS!!!!! We are losing!!!! Anyone who can, go vote for STYDIA right now!!
WOW. LOOK AT ALL THE STYDIOTS RUSHING TO VOTE, AND HELP THEIR SHIP WIN. JUST LIKE STEREK . . .
. . . EXCEPT STEREK ACTUALLY WON POLLS . . .
** tylerposet:
i love how when my friend’s otp was canon i was just okay because whatever they’re my friends and even if they were being super annoying and somewhat of an asshole i was like nah whatever but now MY otp is becoming canon and they suddenly can’t take shit and run away? seriously?
bitch .. you are fake as fuck. and i love who i am for this exact reason.
#and i did warn u abt my otp being endgame i was good fucking friend #u wasnt #byeeeeeeeee tho
** tylerposet: gurl bye lmfao you even was an asshole because i was fangirling over a bts we got in 5a YET i didnt let that ruin anything dont come here and act some type of way it’s funny af
* otherbully:
There is a difference between the petty shit we used to do and the way you’ve been lately. I’m not the only one who feels like this. You have been gross. Not petty. But fucking gross. And hypocritical. You were so extra about not following nogitsexy a while back because she was too disgusting and now these days you make posts that are basically identical to hers. You have turned into literally every person you claimed to not wanna associate with. I didn’t stop dealing with you because of a fucking ship. I couldn’t care less about that because we established a long time ago that we were friends no matter what happened on this dumbass show. I stopped dealing with you because of you. You have become insufferable. You’re becoming the Stydia fandom version of colethewolf these days. It’s disappointing.
** tylerposet:
lmfao blocking me so i cant respond means ‘u r right goldie but i cant admit u r right so shut up’
thanks. big hugs bud.
* Anonymous: Being compared to colethewolf is like the greatest insult ever. Which you're not comparable to. I actually think you're less petty during 5b, you didn't even cared about the haters. People are just more bitter when things aren't going their way.
** tylerposet:
Duh. Lmfao. Comparing someone to s racist sexist piece of shit because of a SHIP!!!! Im yodelling. The saltiness is real af.
WOW. WOW.WOW. THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT BILLIE AND GOLDIE BROKE UP. . . . IT WAS BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH. . . . AND HILARIOUS.
LOL
Apparently, while most of social media went into a post-election meltdown, Tyler Posey tweeted about the really important issue of the day, the legalization of recreational marijuana in California.
Actually, I'm with him on this. If we're all baked for the next 4 years, it will be so much less painful. I mean, what's the worst that Trump could do . . . ?
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