And back to a surprisingly not-too-bad (but not that good either) episode. But the same problem with lighting as usual ( seriously, was that new kid studying in a classroom at night, without the lights on??!).
No Stiles or Derek this week, but also not a jot of stydiot so I'll take that. And a hint of Scalia (* shrugs*).
First up, hunters straight up murder Theo (rude !). Pack 2.0 (Mason, Cory and Liam) play lacrosse and . . . I honestly don't care.
Scott and others are being made afraid by that creature that escaped the Wild Hunt. Magical spiders all over the place ( shades of the Oni and the Nogitsune, where flies ended up possessing people . . . like the new kid . . ruh roh).
Chris Argent is still as Daddy as fuck, and trying to track who is buying so many weapons . . . I'm pretty sure it's the guy who appears at the end . . Gerard Argent.
The new school guidance councillor is an amateur hunter (she made her own silver bullets), who is after Liam and also Brett (NOOOOOOO!!!). But Brett turns the tables on her, which leads to Gerard being forced to save her.
And some beautiful MARRISH moments . . heh. Parrish went to investigate Lydia's vision of Eichen, but ends up almost killed by now-paranoid doctor (and a ton of dead bodies . . an average day in Eichen House). But luckily, Lydia arrives in time to use her banshee scream to kill doctor ! OMG, she called him Jordan ! (Kate is going to flip at the heart eyes he gave her after his rescue !!!)
So, we have Gerard about to lead an army of hunters after every supernatural creature in Beacon Hills. And , an extremely powerful and fear-inducing creature on the loose. So, basically a Tuesday for this town.
Well, back to trolling the Shadow Hunters fandom (already toxic after less than 2 seasons . . is that a record??). Bye.
. . . wow, those ratings really rocketed up to . . . less than the 6A premiere . . yikes.
Did the stydiots forget to watch ? AGAIN ?
Well, I'm sure that they'll all rush back now, knowing that Dylan will be only a guest star for the rest of the season (we'll see as much of him as we did in 6A). And the Layden shippers . . wait, are there any of those ??
Back to the show that died three seasons ago !!!
No more full recaps but we will supply a summary. To be honest, there wasn't much to recap (not anything interesting anyway).
Lacrosse is back and Scott is assistant Coach !( (I guess we'll see those masterful tactics of his put into practice * rofl *).Hayden has dumped Liam (but no-one cares, or about anything with Pack 2.0).
A whole lot of animals acting weird and dying (Jennifer Blake, are you back ?).
No Stiles in opening credits (ruh roh). Also, no sign of Peter, the Sheriff, Chris Argent or Theo.
Also, no Stydiot ( wow, that was a short relationship, wasn't it ?)
A new and obviously suss guidance councillor (Ms Morell 2.0) , who turns out to be a Hunter (shall we feign surprise now ?)
Oh look, a really suss student (Matt Dahler 2.0 ?)
A new Hellhound escapes Eichen and is looking for an escapee from the Wild Hunt (and is accompanied by some really crappy CGI).
Lydia (freakin' genius that she is) leaves a list of all of Beacon Hills supernatural creatures in a drawer in the Principal's office (I'm sure that Gerard Argent will NEVER get a hold of that !! )
Lydia has a vision (but still can't see how stupid it was to leave that list !!).
Beacon Hills school has night classes . . because it wants more of it's students to be murdered ?)
Naked (except for those non-flammable shorts) Hellhounds battle it out at school. Liam somehow wins fight with Hellhound (that just about killed Parrish . . except we know he's still alive) . . ok, suuuure.
Even the new guidance councillor/Hunter wins fight with Hellhound (except we have already seen him alive in promos). And was she using Yellow Wolfsbane bullets ? (and they had the Argent crest on them, like the ones Kate Argent used).
Scott is driving Stiles jeep . . how dare you !!
ANNNNND Stiles turns up in the last few minutes, as an intern at the FBI Academy (which means Scott's dad will turn up at some stage, right ?).
And Stiles has a spit take when sees a video of a half naked Derek Hale (suuure, you're not bi, Stiles !!). Also must have been surprised as the video was obv from Season 1 !
And Derek is wanted for mass murder . . of course he is, because he cannot catch a fucking break !
And STEREK is back and stydiot is all but dead. Just as God intended.
Okay, it was a full recap. But I couldn't restrain my sarcasm . It needed to be FREEEEE !!
Kate and the troll kru are settling in to other trollier fandoms, but we will be around for 6B. Seya next week (although I will post ratings when they come out . . just for a laugh.) Bye.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
Wow.
Comic Con was a blast ! And a new supply of wank . . BONUS !!
We all enjoyed the new trailers (Justice League and Thor Ragnarok were AWESOME !!). But it's the fandom wank that we all enjoy best.
First, the trailer for The Avengers Infinity War was leaked and Marvel spent days trying to take down every copy on YouTube. Stable. Horse. Bolted, Marvel!! (the only copies up at moment are fakes and rickrolls!! LOL!!)
But the Supergirl fandom has imploded. Supercorp is pissed at the cast and saying the show should be cancelled. The cast has been harassed. The Karamel fandom is laughing it's ass off. And blogs are being deleted left and right. It's a goddamn circus!!
It's a great time to be a troll !! And Teen Wolf will be back 30 July !! Those poor little stydiots . .
I'm so happy I could cry.
Jen Barnes & Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Annnnd now there is a new Teen Wolf trailer released at SDCC. Same Sterek, Jackson shots but also Peter, and Deucalion. Oh, and Lydia rescuing Parrish from Eichen . . * cough * MARRISH * cough *.
AND NO STYDIA !!!!!!! That's right. After a sneak peek, a teaser, and TWO trailers . . ABSOLUTELY NO STYDIOT !!!!
We're all enjoying the stydiots reactions to this , aren't we ?
Meanwhile, Kate is having fun trolling Star Wars (the anti reylos are a hoot !!), Shadowhunters (the anti clalecs are all effing insane. But so are some of the clalec shippers . .), Supergirl (Kate has been divebombing comments on the AO3. We need more caramel recipes . .), and The Originals fandoms (the klaroliners have gone into mourning as series 5 will be the FINAL series . . come and watch a ship die !!).
Fandom can be so much fun these days !!
Jen Barnes & Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Also, in the "Final Ten Episodes" TW trailer, we have a new Hellhound, lots of Hunters including Chris, Gerard and Kate. We have Scott/Malia become canon, no sign of stydiot at all (LOL!!). We also have Sterek, Peter, Theo, Ethan and Jackson !! (oh, and Lydia and Liam).
Let's all now enjoy the stydiots salty tears !!
Wow. The latest promo for Teen Wolf 6B came out . . . and WE HAVE STEREK !!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!!
Ok, it's probably only in the last episode . . but who cares?1 Stydiot is dead and Sterek is back !!
Let the trolling begin . . after all, the poor little stydiots are going to be soooo upset. We need to console them . . how about sending them #SterekEndgame6B ?
MUA HA HA !!!!
Seriously, fuck you ! - 7 years ago
WHY MUST YOU KEEP CUTTING OFF MESSAGES, POLLDADDY ? WHY ?
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-chernobyl said it best -
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
AND THE STYDIOTS ARE TAKING THE WHOLE "Dylan won't be in 6B" WELL.
* I AM GOING TO SLEEP NOW
REMEMBER STYDIA ARE FUCKING
STYDIA ARE IN LOVE
AND WE WILL SEE STYDIA BEING A COUPLE IN 6B
* i know! i’m so excited. i swear to god if they don’t do like a five years in the future scene at the end and show stydia and their little babies i will sue.
PSSST . . I KNOW A GOOD LAWYER.
* I heard that Jackson is coming back. I am so worried that this is gonna ruin Stydia. I am freaking out!
PLEASE BE THE GIGANTIC TROLL WE KNOW YOU ARE , JEFF. AND MAKE JYDIA HAPPEN.
* Okay but how the FUCK are people meant to ask about stydia WHEN NEITHER OF THE ACTORS ARE THERE !!!!!?????!?!?!??!
* i’ve been waiting for the past 5 months to see stydia again, if there isn’t at least a glimpse of them in whatever is being released today..
* IF WE FUCKING GET STYDIA CONTENT TOMORROW I AM GOING TO RECORD MY ASS CRYING.
* you all I think if we don’t get stydia in the trailer I will take a break from Tumblr to mend my broken heart.
Holy crap ! The stydiots are still around . . and still fucking delightful. Can't wait for 6B.
Now, back to trolling the Supergirl, Star Wars, and Shadowhunters fandoms.
Oh Fuck You Polldaddy - 7 years ago
WHY MUST YOU KEEP CUTTING OFF MESSAGES, POLLDADDY ? WHY ?
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best -
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best:
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best:
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
I'm going to miss this little "home away from home" after Teen Wolf finally dies. Still, that's TEN more episodes to troll our little hearts out.
And San Diego Comic Con will have the Teen Wolf cast . . . but NO HOLLAND or DYLAN !!! LOL. I'm sure the stydiots are handling that news well . . .
* We now have a date for teen wolf to let us down one last time.
* “The SDCC panel will take place on Thursday, July 20 at 2 p.m., and will feature cast members Tyler Posey, Dylan Sprayberry, Shelley Hennig, Cody Christian, Khylin Rhambo and executive producer Jeff Davis.”
… no Holland and no Dylan .. for the only season featuring canon stydia… someone just toss me into the flaming sun
... conspiracy theory: some antis passed around a petition for this
* Holland has an excuse for not going to SDCC but @ Dylan where is yours?? Is it the fact that you’re only gonna be in 10 seconds of these 10 episodes? Huh??
* @teenwolf y’all had 10 episodes!!! half a season to just put in some effort!! but now we have teen wolf on sundays, a lazy tagline, STLL NO TRAILER, and two out of the core three missing from the SDCC lineup, and I’m pissed!! where is the respect?? the honor?? I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
* more appropriate teen wolf 6b taglines than “The Final Fight”:
•Y’all Will Watch Anything So Here’s This
•Who Gives A Shit Anymore
•Scream Season 3
•We’re All 30
•We Give Up
•You’re Gonna Watch It Either Way
•We Moved On And So Should You
•We Feel Sorry For This Fandom
•Fuck You
• We Are The Worst™
• Who Cares??Not Us
• 2.0 Being Focus
• Even More Plot Holes
• We Are Gonna Shove 2.0 Kids Down Your Throat
• Have 3.0 Kids Too
• A Stiles? What The Hell Is A Stiles
• Darkness. Actually Can’t See Anything
• Your Favorites Are All Gone
•Here Is 10 New Kids to Waste Screen Time On
•We Are Totally Gonna Ignore The Originals
•Promotion?? Never Heard of Her
•We Will Squeeze In 17 Plot Ideas In 10 Episodes
* MTV really just reached into a hat and pulled out the most generic final season tag line they could huh “the final fight” at least make it look like you’re trying
* soooo are we not getting an official trailer until SDCC??? they truly don’t give a fuck about teen wolf anymore I’m legit angry let me pipe down
* Holland and Dylan aren’t going to the last SDCC panel what a couple of snakes I’m so upset
* dylan o’brien is a fucking snake i can’t believe he couldn’t just commit to 10 more episodes WE GET IT you’re in MOVIES big whoop nobody cares your job was to make out with holland roden for one more half of a season i HATE
* Really worried that Teen Wolf writers think 6A satisfied the Stydia fire in my heart….I mean it was better than anything I could have hoped and imagined but I’m like real worried that means we won’t get Stydia in 6B. Don’t fail me now Jeff, they’re endgame, give them at least a few scenes that showcase their bond.
* i feel like dylan will feed us, he FUCKING improvised the cheek kiss scene, he gave us an extra scene and i am sure that he will try his best to give us something. lets be positive guys. it really wouldn’t make any sense for us to not get stydia scenes. it’s the only ship that is in the show since day one. we at least getting one scene. like do you think it will end with not a single stydia scene??? we will get our happy stydia scene in the end. i love you all and i hate seeing you all stressed, i get stressed all the time and i really get from where your fear is coming from, but it really wouldn’t make any sense for us not to get any stydia scene. st@LIA got scenes and they were barley a healthy ship every single ship got scenes even the ugly ship m@rrish, so lets be positive and hopefully we will be happy.
BLESS THEIR LITTLE HEARTS, I LOVE THEM.
THEY ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT IN 6B.
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
WEEEEEERE BAAAACK!!!!
Teen Wolf 6B will start July 30, so we'll be around to watch a show die.
And the latest trailer has . . well, hardly any new footage really. It does have Scott's eyes now YELLOW. Wow, he stayed a True Alpha a long time, didn't he ?
And Dylan WON'T be in 6B, except for a few . . phone calls ? . . maybe ?
Kate and I will be around to witness this disaster of a final series. At the moment , the Troll Brigade is haunting various comment sections on the AO3. We've decided to troll any anti fic posted in the SHIPPER tag (esp Reylo, Karamel and Clalec). It's fun, and educational.
NO ! WE'RE NOT DEAD ! STOP SAYING THAT !
Heh. Wow, has it really been 3 weeks ?
First . .
"stilesbanshee : U back?"
"My fake ass will be back for two days and then leave for a year again so I didn’t wanna say anything ????. I just wanted to reblog Riverdale and then I saw all the hate and was like ‘this why I left tumblr’. BUT HOW ARE U"
YEP. TYLERPOSET IS BACK AND IS NOW IN THE RIVERDALE FANDOM.
SO, I GUESS SHE'S SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM NOW.
" I won’t let Tumblr ‘everything is offending and problematic’ ruin that "
SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IRONY. OH HONEY . . .
"otherbully1:
Goldie, my dearest love, has come back to me :)"
"Don’t hate me if I go again but as you can see I won’t forget about you !!!!! "
"otherbully1 : I know you won’t :) "
OMG ! GOLDIE AND BILLIE ARE BESTIES AGAIN . . . RUN !!!!
Anyway, the troll brigade has moved on to other, trollier pastures (but we'll be around for Teen Wolf 6B).
Agents Of SHIELD, The Flash, The 100, Supergirl, The Originals, Shadowhunters and various others. It's like a smorgasbord of delicious trolling opportunities.
But me and Kate (& The Master Baiter, IamTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding, marrish5ever, Stydia Is A Toxic Wastedump, and Peter Hale) are now waist deep in the sewer that calls itself the Star Wars fandom. You can find us on whatever comment section on the AO3 that we haven't been kicked off.
At the moment, we're having fun on treezie "a reylo fic". But hey, if you write a fic designed to troll a fandom, you just might attract some trolls.
And here we are.
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. (Stop laughing, Kate ! )
Sorry about radio silence, fellow trolls. Been in several different fandoms, to look for new trollish hunting grounds.
The Vampire Diaries is still troll central (* waves at klarowhiners *). But now there is The Flash (WestAllen vs SnowBarry), Supergirl (Karamel is the hated ship there, so that makes it easy to bait the antis), Agents of SHIELD (the anti SkyeWard group are hilariously easy to rile), The 100 (the Bellarkes are always fun to piss off. Just mention Clexa.), and Shadowhunters (for some reason, the most hated group is the ship that is basically shipped by 6 people . . Clalec. A real threat there it seems . . ???).
And Kate has been trolling the Star Wars fandom (yep, you were right IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding). Go to the above link (treezie "A Reylo Fic") to see her (and a few other actual reylo shippers) slam the anti-Reylos. Fifty four pages of prime trolling and porn snippets. Feel free to join in (and who got the bright idea to put anti-reylo crap in the REYLO tag ? Bet you're wishing you'd never thought of that !)
So, probably won't be here much until Teen Wolf 6B starts.
Happy Trolling !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
Lol Jen. It gets better. No one is talking about Teen Wolf . . because there is a Mazerunner: Death Cure video out now and lots of Dylan in it. Who cares about Scott and the other various teens we don't care about?!
And is Kate really replying to anti-Reylos on the AO3 with reylo porn snippets?
ROFL
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
And MTV has released the 6B trailer . . . I mean a 6 minute Sneak Peek . . . oh wait, it is a 90 second sneak peek . . . with Scott, Lydia and Malia . . . and NO STILES. Wow. This season is going to be terrific ! * SARCASM DETECTED * (sorry, Pato)
And the comment section on YouTube is filled with the ONE question everyone wants to know - WHERE IS STILES ?
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
OMG ! WE GOT A NEW TROLL WE CAN PLAY WITH !!!!
PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY LIKE PATO DID . . AND MARRISHITTY . . AND YINLOVEYANG . . AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE . . . WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID ??
Agatha (Mrs) - 7 years ago
Of course it's your life.. What a banal existence it must be.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Hi Agatha (Mrs) !!
We always welcome new v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ friends here. Feel free to comment anytime you want (because Polldaddy never seems to close these comment sections down. Yay !!).
. . . also, being fandom trolls IS our life.
Agatha (Mrs) - 7 years ago
I cant believe that a bunch of trolls still use this site. You're all petty. Get a life.
THE KLAROWHINERS ARE ALL CRAY-CRAY - 7 years ago
Aaaaand the klarowhiners never shut up. Now Camille has been killed on The Originals, they've turned their sights to Hayley. Oh boy.
* II hope and pray they kill off Hayley via the Hollow and they leave NOLA for good. Everyone in NOLA seriously hates them. Hayley sucks and the “save the baby” drama is ridiculous. Every season they come up with an outrageous retcon or absurd situation to jam her into everything. With Hayley it’s a never ending stream of nonsensical pity and praise propaganda. She, these dumb baby storylines, and awful ships drags down the show. I hope we get the old Mikaelsons back not the whiny family we’ve seen. TO shouldn’t be Twilight or a Disney production. They need to stop trying to turn Klaus and Elijah into princes for Klaroline, Haylijah, and Klayley fantasies. They don’t need to be “good”, they need to be smart (listen to Hayley and do the opposite) and I wish they would stop with this redemption nonsense.
Write Hayley off, bring back Kol and Rebekah, drop the baby trash, FFS leave NOLA, and get some character development for all of them. Elijah desperately needs something to do other than obsess about Hayley and Klaus. Haylijah is unbearable. Klelijah need actual friends badly. And, I don’t want to see Marcel anymore. The only good things going for this season is Vincent and the Hollow. Hopefully Hayley won’t hijack that too.
SERIOUSLY, KEEP YOUR BITCH MOUTH OFF MARCEL.
Sheesh.
I'm starting to miss the stydiots.
THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE TROLLS - 7 years ago
There's a new Will Wallace interview up on Pure B̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ Fandom.
* So staying on the topic of 6B, I have to ask about Stydia. Will we get to see them as a legit couple?
* It’s pretty safe to say that. We know how last season ended, so I’d say it’s pretty safe to think that we will see that happen, but again, we will have to wait and see.
- - -
So, basically they are going to continue fanbaiting . . . but I'm sure the stydiots are too smart to fall for that . . . * snort *
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
shut up Jen.
* ugh * Fire bad. Trees pretty.
And I have NO idea why spoilertv banned me. Is my singing that bad ?
But tvline . . . was the GIANT COCK too much ?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A BIG COCK ??
SERIOUSLY, WHAT ?!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
LOL.
Kate has now been kicked off tvline AND spoilertv. That's what happens when you post shit when you're drunk.
Yep. Not dead (* waves to fellow trolls *). Just hopping between several fandoms, and not a lot happening in the Teen Wolf fandom. We need some wank . . . or another poll
Oh Kate. Are you going to get kicked off Hollywwood Life next ? (not likely as they let you post pretty much anything) rofl.
. . it sure is quiet around here. I wonder if the stydiots have quietened down and got a bit saner . .
* Stydia fandom, we are BLESSED
Like do they realise what they did to us by making Dylan say “I love you so much” and “Will you marry me?” for AA? And then Holland’s “I’m pregnant” in Grey’s Anatomy. All these edits. Stydia proposal and babies. I’m alive you guys. I’m alive.
. . I guess not . . oh well . .
P.S. Yep, gone back to my old name. Tylerposet apparently DIDN'T leave the fandom . . AGAIN.
P.P.S. Has anyone seen Jen or Kate ? I think they dove into the Vampire Diaries fandom and we haven't heard from them since. Those Klaroliners can be vicious.
P.P.P.S. PAAAAAAAATO ?
PETER HALE - 7 years ago
But the real question is where did PATO go ? Did we scare her/him away ?
. . we really should stop doing that.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
Huh. Have Jen and Kate left the fandom ?
But where will we get our precious wank ?
NOOOOOOOO
SonOfSockPuppet - 7 years ago
No one here but us c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s ̶ monkeys . . . hmmm, I hope marrishitty didn't read that. She mightn't be able to resist coming back . . . I'm just saying . .
SockPuppet - 7 years ago
where did everyone go?
THE KLAROWHINERS ARE ALL CRAY-CRAY - 7 years ago
Nope, we're not dead. Just busy. Real life crap, fandom polls, and some really fun trolling.
So, boys and girls. Let's see what those whacky klarowhiners have been up to.
* Never a Cami fan, she annoyed me too much. Listening to more of her crap…ugh
* Sorry, Andy, he already had Beauty and the Beast-style relationship and I won’t miss this cheap copy of it.
I’m happy we’re done with Klamille interactions and I can enjoy the rest of the season in peace.
* Not everyone can actually handle klaus that’s why caroline is best suited for him
* Firstly, I’m so glad that Cammi has gone, especially when you start season 4 and there she was being annoying again with Klaus.
- - - -
Yep, still a bucket full of crazy . . . * wanders off to see what the Belllark-ing Mad are up to in the 100 fandom *
THE PURE H̶E̶L̶L̶ FANDOM POLL - 7 years ago
I think I need a holiday. This poll was pure hell. I LOVED IT !!
Back to the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
* FINAL ROUND . . . To no-ones surprise . . . CLEXA WON !!! (60 % VOTE !!)(308.1K votes)
As per usual, the Clexakru powered ahead to an unassailable lead. Onl y Sterek kept up (25 % at one stage) but soon got it's votes snatched away. Delena and Destiel tried but failed. I do believe the Clexa ship can only be brought down with a rocket launcher now.
We love Sterek but knew that there was little chance against the ClexaKru. The Sterek ship is still HUGE in the TW fandom, but shippers don't have the same enthusiasm for fandom polls. Sign of a dying fandom.
We are proud of our new ship, Klamille for defeating the Klarowhiners.
And the TrollKru had a lot of fun trolling the polls comment sections. Especially Kate. See if you can spot her.
It was hilariously easy to rile up the various fandoms. Just find the ship that gets shit on by another big ship . . . then start voting for that ship until it becomes a threat to the "big" ship. Then watch the wank unfold.
Which is why Calaric, Klamille, Ezria, Karamel, and Snowbarry got a sudden influx of votes.
Delicious, delicious wank !!!
Anyway, back to trolling The Originals fandom. Let's see what those whacky Klarowhiners have got up to.
THE PURE H̶E̶L̶L̶ FANDOM POLL - 7 years ago
OMG ! Fandom Polls are the work of the devil ! I can't feel my hands. Kate is speaking in tongues.
Back to the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
* Which ship will get a second chance? (THIS ROUND IS OVER & KLAMILLE WON !!)
KLAMILLE 44 % to KLAROLINE 33 % (154.5K votes).
Note: The other 9 ships got 23 %. (17 % SANVERS, 6 % BETTY/VERONICA)
Oh what a round as BETTY/VERONICA did well on the first day, but were overtaken by SANVERS.
Then the huge battle between Klamille and Klaroline begun. Every time Klamille pulled ahead ( 50 % on the first day !), Klaroline would catch up.
So, on the final day we got the TrollKru (hey thanks, Clexa !) together and voted in huge blocks. It was worth the pain.
Special thanks goes out to IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding, PETER HALE, THE MASTER BAITER,
Marrish5ever and various other trolls. Great work !!
Klaroline is gone ! Stydiot was a non entity (0 % * snort *). This was a great day !
Now the FINAL is here (ends 4 April 10PM CST).
WE MUST VOTE STEREK !!
(Sorry, Klamille but we got you to the final and eliminated your main rival . . .)
This will be tough as we are up against Destiel, Delena, Olicity, Clexa, Spuffy, Supercorp, Westallen and others. Clexa have already taken a big lead.
VOTE STEREK !!!
THE PURE H̶E̶L̶L̶ FANDOM POLL - 7 years ago
Ugh. What Hell God came up with the idea of fandom polls ? They seem to add 90 000 % wank to fandom . . . THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THEM !!
So, let's head back to the wankfest known as the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
The first round just ended (the fandoms who came 2nd go into a poll to get the last place in next round).
* Teen Wolf - STEREK 73 % to STYDIA 24 % (18.7K votes)
Note: The other 6 ships got only 3 %.
Wow. The stydiots got beaten so badly, they probably had to go to hospital.
All over on the first day too !
* The Originals - HAYLIJAH 50 % to KLAMILLE 46 %. (21.6K votes)
Note: The other 5 ships got 4 %.
Now this was a battle and a half. Klamille came so close to winning too. Kate thinks she put in at least half those votes (at least, that's what her cramped hands feel like). She was mostly doing it to piss off the Klarowhiners though. good job, Kate.
* The Vampire Diaries - DELENA 59 % to KLAROLINE 32 % (73.2K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 9 %. (Steroline, Stelena, Bonzo, Calaric).
The Klarowhiners must be pissed that they are NOT the big ship in this fandom. Also, that Calaric had over 20 % at one stage (Good one, Kate !!).
* Arrow - OLICITY beat LAULIVER (Laurel/Oliver) (125.5K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 33 %. ?
* snort * The voting continued after the poll closed, so I have no idea of percentages . (Olicity 31 % , Lauliver 36 %, Sara/Nyssa 33 % ????). Yeah, nice try guys.
* Legends Of Tomorrow - SNART/SARA 50 % to SARA/RIP 20 % (12.5K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 30 %.
* The Flash - WESTALLEN 56 % to SNOWBARRY 37 % (34.1K votes).
Note: The other 5 ships got 7 % .
Snowbarry gave the Westallens a scare here. And the amount of wank on social media was hilarious.
* Pretty Little Liars - EZRIA 38 % to EMISON 24 % (2.6K votes)
Note: The other 6 ships got 38 %.
Once Ezria got ahead, it was never threatened again. Nice level of wank though.
* Riverdale - VERONICA/ARCHIE 56 % to BETTY/VERONICA 34 % (30.4K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 10 %.
* Supergirl - SUPERCORP 47 % to SANVERS 42 % (88.5K votes).
Note: The other 4 ships got 11 %.
Super level of wank here as Karamel got over 20 % of the vote, at one stage. Also, massive arguments over canon vs. fanon ships. A beautiful thing to watch.
* The 100 - CLEXA 41 % to ECHO/BELLAMY 17 % (2 M votes . . . 2 MILLION ???????) * WTF ? *
Note: The other 5 ships got 42 %.
Neeeeever a real contest. In fact, once they knew they'd won, the ClexaKru had time to make sure Bellarke came 5th in the poll !! Nice one !
* OTHER SHIPS (Top 3 go through to next round) DESTIEL 25 % to BRIENNE./TARMUND 14 % to SPUFFY 11 %. (3.7K votes).
Note: The other 12 ships have 50 % ( Malec 5 % , Bamon 1 % , Richonne 7 %, Fitzsimmons 5 %, CaptainSwan 8 %).
No big surprise as Destiel took the lead, and an easy one.
* So, 13 teams into the next round (Destiel, Brienne/Tarmund, Spuffy, Sterek, Haylijah, Delena, Olicity, Snart/Sara, Westallen, Ezria, Veronica/Archie, Supercorp, and Clexa).
And now there is a poll to see which ONE ship joins them.
Klamille is leading at moment but is in tough contest with Betty/Veronica, Klaroline and Sanvers.
You'll all be happy to know that STYDIOT has no chance of winning . . . again.
* goes to happy place *
Goddamn It - 7 years ago
* Kate always loves giving them to all our adoring fans . . . all 2 of them.
I hope everyone enjoyed the April Fool's Day presents. ate always loves giving them to all our adoring fans . . . all 2 of them.
Seya next year !
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Yep, it's official. Goldie is back ! The amount of wank in the Teen Wolf fandom just lifted by about 600 %.
So, what pearls of wisdom has she come up with ?
* "Anonymous : what's the thing you hate the most about jordan parrish?"
he breathes
OH GOLDIE. NOW WE REMEMBER WHY WE H̶a̶t̶e̶ /̶ ̶L̶o̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶/W̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶T̶o̶ ̶D̶i̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶ ̶A̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶ LOVE YOU. * cough *
* I love how Stydia has been canon since 3x11 (:
AND NOW IT'S OVER.
AND IT WAS CRAP.
AND THE RATINGS HAVE TANKED.
AND THE SERIES IS NOW CANCELLED.
AND DYLAN HAS LEFT THE SHOW.
. . . . welcome back !!
Jen Barnes & Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
No, we haven't died (and I'm now glaring at those who are saying "Damn It").
Other than torturing the Klaro-Whiners, we are enjoying the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
11 different fandom polls, that you can vote on as many times as you want(using incognito). First round ends April 1.
* Teen Wolf - STEREK 72 % to STYDIA 25 % (17.4K voted)
This poll was practically won on the first day . And (as expected) the stydiots gave up not long afterwards. There has been NO vote change in days. It's not even a contest really. And the stydiots keep saying they're a HUGE fandom.
Sure Jan.
Note: The other 6 ships got only 3 %. Yikes. Also, where the heck was MARRISH ?
* The Originals - HAYLIJAH 49 % to KLAMILLE 39 %. (8.5K voted)
Another wank rich poll, as the Klaro Whiners are dead set on making Klamille lose. We should do something about that (LOL).
Note: The other 5 ships got 12 %.
* The Vampire Diaries - DELENA 61 % to KLAROLINE 27 % to CALARIC (Caroline/Alaric) 10 %. (55.1K voted)
Wow. Not even a close contest. The Klaro Whiners must be spitting chips.
But the early voting war was between Klaroline and Calaric (were 20 % at one stage). Ur welcome, Delena (who passed Klaroline while they were distracted and probably tired). The amount of complaining wank is a beautiful thing to see.
Note: The other 3 ships got 2 %. (Steroline, Stelena, Bonzo).
* Arrow - OLICITY 49 % to LAULIVER (Laurel/Oliver) 43 % (40.7K voted)
Looked [pretty one sided until today, when the Lauliver shippers came out in force.
Note: The other 4 ships got 8 %.
* Legends Of Tomorrow - SNART/SARA 50 % to SARA/RIP 21 %
No comment as not in this fandom.
Note: The other 4 ships got 29 %.
* The Flash - WESTALLEN 50 % to SNOWBARRY 43 % (25.2K voted).
Westallen was winning easily, until someone (* cough *) started power voting for Snowbarry. Needless to say, that produced a small amount of panic (especially as there was only 3 % difference at one stage). ROFL
Note: The other 5 ships got 7 % .
* Pretty Little Liars - EZRIA 35 % to EMISON 24 % to SPOBY 24 % (2.4K voted)
Yeah, we admit it. We voted for Ezria so we could enjoy the amount of wank that came from them winning. But not much of a contest really.
Note: The other 5 ships got 17 %.
* Riverdale - VERONICA/ARCHIE 56 % to BETTY/VERONICA 34 % (30.1K voted)
Another fandom we know nothing about.
Note: The other 4 ships got 10 %.
* Supergirl - SANVERS 50 % to SUPERCORP 31 % to KARAMEL 16 % (41.2K voted).
Mmmm, wank. They really do hate Karamel, which is why we helped get it to 21 % , at one point. They were actually only 2 % behind Supercorp.
Note: The other 3 ships got 3 %.
* The 100 - CLEXA 43 % (1.7 M voted . . . 1. 7 MILLION ???????)
Who. Can anyone beat the mighty clexa ? Yeah, that's rhetorical.
Bellarke has now actually dropped to 4th, on 14 % (Echo/Bellamy 19 %, Lincoln/Octavia 17%).
Note: The other 3 ships got 7 %.
* OTHER SHIPS (Top 3 go through to next round) - SPUFFY 15 % & CAPTAIN SWAN 11 % & DESTIEL 10 % (2.5K voted).
Note: The other 12 ships have 64 % ( Malec 7 % , Bamon 2 % , Richonne 7 %, Fitzsimmons 6 %).
The Troll Brigade hasn't abandoned this site (it's so comfy). But we have now chosen our new fandoms to troll.
And the winner is . . . THE VAMPIRE DIARIES/THE ORIGINALS.
The klaro whiners (good one, Kate ! ) are just too good to pass up. With VD now over, they think Caroline will just walk straight over to TO. And with Stefan, and Camille dead, less rivals to worry about.
The potential for massive wank here is probably 600 %. I may be understating that.
Don't worry. We haven't abandoned this troll hole. We will return here to troll the Teen Wolf fandom in time for 6B. Should be fun ! (not so much for the stydiots).
So, just follow the link above to find our new premises (still on Troll Daddy). And we are commenting over on tvline.com (harder to do as actually moderated, unlike Hollywood Life. But they do need to occasionally sleep, so that's when we can troll the forums freely. We do like a challenge.)
Some of our long time fellow-trolls are dipping their toes into other fandoms (esp. Star Wars, the Wank Granddaddy of all fandoms), so you'll see them around too.
The Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge - Championship Round) . . . to no ones surprise, Clexa defeated Swanqueen 53 % to 47 %. Well, Clexa just won the ALNM Podcast poll, so hardly a surprise. They are as big and as organised as Sterek. Congratulations ! ( The #ClexaKru proved to be an unstoppable force of nature two years in a row. - Zimbio). 3.7 million votes were cast in this poll (over all rounds) !
See you guys around.
SonOfSockPuppet - 7 years ago
Has it really been two days since we were here ? How time flies when you're trolling the VD fandom.
On the Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge Final Four) Clexa and Swan queen are through to the Final.. Damn, that will be one doozy of a final.
* Do you think Klaus and Caroline are endgame? (Hollywood Life poll)
11 % No. (This needs to be corrected)
* Is 'Teen Wolf' the best teen show of its time? (Hollywood Life poll)
64 % NO.
Seriously, how was the Yes vote 95 % ?? Thank God, we've corrected it.
Anyway, fellow trolls. We are still here in the Teen Wolf fandom (until the bitter end) but Vampire Diaries/The Originals fandom is just too wanky to pass up.
Especially as Klaroline looks likely to be dropped altogether by the writers, now that VD has ended. LOL.
Seya around.
UltraSockPuppet - 7 years ago
A moments silence for the now deleted ultrateenwolfconfessions.tumblr.com.
We shall miss having the fandom wank all in one place. Goodbye my friend.
SockPuppet - 7 years ago
Hi !
The Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge - Elite Eight) has Swanqueen, Bamon, Clexa (thrashed Malec), and Kara/Lena (Supergirl).
Does anyone want to bet against clexa ?
. . . . yeah, I didn't think so.
* "Just wondering that why won't we get stydia love scene, not that i want scallison level kinda scene but still i wanted & m hugely disappointed in jeff cuz I have read it somewhere on Instagram that DOB or HOLL either one of them didn't want love scene. And now that i have read it I can't help but wonder why DOB was less involved in 6x10 kiss???? i mean he had fucking sex scene with his gf, with shelley but he won't with HOLL,what is ths some holy pact btwen him and his slut gf, who fucks every1"
A stydiot said this. Still so fucking charming, I see. * wow*
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
omg. The latest Hollywood Life article on Teen Wolf is hilarious.
* Dear ‘Teen Wolf,’ Thank You For 6 Incredible Years Of Fun, Love & Tears
THANK YOU FORTHE FIRST 3 INCREDIBLE YEARS. PITY ABOUT THE VOMIT BUCKET OF THE LAST 3 YEARS.
* The ‘Teen Wolf’ cast and crew are wrapping up their final days on set after six seasons. The show could have very easily coasted with hot guys and shirtless scenes, but ‘Teen Wolf’ became so much more than just that show.
YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO HOT GUYS AND SHIRTLESS SCENES. THAT WAS THE ONLY THING YOU WERE GOOD AT.
* Jeff Davis masterfully planted the seeds for Stiles and Lydia early on, with Stiles yearning after the girl he thought he could never have. He didn’t just throw them together after Jackson (Colton Haynes) left just for the sake of shock value. He let Stiles and Lydia grow up and let their feelings mature until they were ready to fully face them.
OMG. HE NEEEEEVER PLANNED ON THEM BEING ENDGAME. HE TRIED OUT STORA, STALIA, LAIDEN, AND MARRISH BEFORE HE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO THROW STYDIOT INTO THE RING . . IN THE FINAL SEASON.
JUST BEFORE DYLAN LEFT FOR GOOD !
* HollywoodLifers, are you sad Teen Wolf is ending? Let me know!
HERE, HAVE MY VOMIT BUCKET. I WON'T NEED IT FOR MUCH LONGER.
Now, back to trolling the klaroliners . . .
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Wow, the Teen Wolf fandom is pretty much dead. . . and still with TEN more episodes to go. Yikes.
The Zimbio poll had only a little wank in the comments (opportunity lost, guys !). Mostly on botting and down-voting opponents.
All's fair in love and polls, sweethearts.
Anyway, the Final Eight Round will SIX femmeslash pairs, one slash pair (Malec) and one het pair (Bamon).
We're not particularly backing anyone here (although we think Clexa will be the one to beat).
Oh, fellow trolls are split between heading to The Originals or Star Wars fandoms next. Klaroliners are just our shade of bat-shit crazy, but the anti-Reylos are just soooooo easy to rile up. Hmmm, decisions.
PATO ? I guess you got lost on your way back here . . ? * WAVES *
MARRISHITTY ? I guess you're still being treated for your . . err, problem ? FYI, Planet Of The Apes is NOT a porno. Just thought you should know.
PETER HALE - 7 years ago
Did you miss me, darlings ?
Anyway, Teen Wolf 6B has wrapped and there was NO sign of Dylan O'Brien. Which pretty much confirms that he's left the series for good.
So . . . . NO MORE STYDIOT!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Peter, Parrish and Deucalion will be in 6B. Possible cameos from either Derek, Isaac or Jackson. I'm good.
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
Ooh, love the new name IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding.
OK, Jen and I are preparing for the post-Teen Wolf era. The trolls are looking for a new fandom. Ideas ?
We need a fandom that is extremely wanky and with wall-to-wall ship wars. So, basically just like TW.
Ideas so far:
1-Supernatural (but we've been there, done that. Still carry the scars.)
2-The Vampire Diaries/The Originals (We're kinda already trolling the klaroliners).
3-The 100 (Clexa vs Bellarke . . . mmmm, ship war . .)
4-Shadowhunters (deliciously wanky for a "new" fandom)
5-Star Wars (The Force Awakens) (we are friends with some from both the Reylo and Kylux fandoms . .)
6-Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Again, the hate-on for Skyeward makes for tasty wank)
7-Jessica Jones (ooh, Jessigrave seems to cause all kinds of wank)
8-Voltron: Legendary Defender (SOOOOO MUCH SHIP WANK !!)
9-Naruto (DITTO !!)
10-Supergirl (just for the Mon-El wank alone . .)
11-Once Upon A Time (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SHIP WANK . . SOOOOO MUCH !!)
Any other ideas, few lurkers who occasionally comment here ?
P.S. Eonline FINALLY posted who won their poll . . Evak (Skam) !! (by 55 % to Malec 45 %). Wow, they even beat Steroline, Clexa, and Stydia .
Expect massive amount of wank after this (although the Malecs are still a lovefest over that final episode. Damnnit.)
P.P.S. Zimbio 2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge poll had lots of upsets in Rd 2.
Destiel, Olicity, Delena, Klaroline, and Stydia are out.
"In a rather shocking turn of events, Stiles & Lydia from Teen Wolf were taken down by Orange Is the New Black's Poussey and Soso. Stydia made it to the Final Four last year and have been a formidable force in previous years as well. This was definitely one of the closest races in Round 2."
Guess the stydiot ship is going in the same direction as the show's ratings.
Anyway, the Sweet Sixteen round has begun. I don't care who wins. Just enjoy the wank.
* Are bots/macros allowed? Some fandoms are openly bragging about using them
* Some fans are also bragging about antivoting other ships... This poll has turned sour. It was more fun last year and the year before!
LOL LOL LOL
IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
Yep, still here (under my new name). Man, the Teen Wolf fandom is SOOOOO dead.
"Thank you to the 3 Stydia fans still left on tumblr. You make me feel not so lonely. We in this together!" (deathcabjenny.tumblr.com)
HA !! I think you meant 'still left in the fandom' . . right ? BTW, how did you go on the ALNMPodcast poll ? Oh, you lost that ?
How about the Eonline poll ? You guys lost that too ??
And the Zimbio poll . . how ya guys doing ?
rofl
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
First . . . 1800 COMMENTS !!
Second, this from Angela Harvey:
"Okay, I guess it's time to spill the beans . . . truth is, I was never a Stydia shipper. I wanted them to stay platonic. "
LOL. Until Jeff Davis suddenly decided to have "romantic" stydiot in the final season. So much for "planned since the very beginning" !
Fight me !!
NOT ANOTHER BLOODY POLL !! - 7 years ago
The first round of 2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge on Zimbio is over.
* Stydia vs Paige/Walter (Scorpion) 73 to 27 %
Sterek is not even nominated (which is weird but no one really understands how the nominations works, so ???).
Stydia now face Poussey and Soso ('Orange Is the New Black'), and are only leading 52 to 48 %.
VOTE AGAINST STYDIOT NOW !!
MALEC STANS ARE REALLY GRACIOUS LOSERS - 7 years ago
Kate and I (and the rest of the troll brigade) may have a new fandom to troll. Although, the Shadowhunter fandom seems to have plenty of trolls already.
The Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) is over. And complete outsider Evak (Skam) has won, beating Malec (Shadowhunters) 55.21 % to 44.79 %. It wasn't even close, with over 5 million votes total in the final.
Aaaand the Malecs are now a puddle of pure bitterness that rivals the stydiots and klaroliners.
* Its okay, it hurts but we as a fandom are strong! We KNOW who deserved this win.
The E news poll was biased, the skam fandom is hateful, the actors of skam are completely unprofessional and there is a possibility of cheating votes.
But we can at least sleep at night knowing we gave our all ❤
Malec is love, this fandom is beautiful, and I am so proud to be apart of this fight! Next year friends, we shall crush it.
* Anonymous: Has anyone considered sending in that screenshot of what the skam fan said about the hacking to the E! twitter? That does raise some bells and it would at least somewhat alert them to possible cheating.
EXCEPT IT WAS PROBABLY A STYDIOT TROLL WHO SENT THAT MESSAGE, IN THE PREVIOUS ROUND.
TRY TO KEEP UP.
* Also I’m so glad malec won the poll :) sure it says they “lost” or whatever but :) malec won :) Bc they’re healthy :) and have good mental illness rep :) and interracial rep :) and so much more :) they’re not a shame :) they won :) malec fandom won :)
AH, ALTERNATIVE FACTS.
* MALEC LOST THE POLL BUT WHO CARES THEY KISSED AND SAID I LOVE YOU YOUR POLL CAN CHOKE
* ALSO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO MUCH BETTER THAN WINNING A POLL OMG WE WON SO MUCH MORE
* anonymous asked:
who did you vote for in the evak vs malec poll?
please don’t get mad, but I voted for the store front… I know they’ve been getting a lot of hate, so I decided to help them out!
LOL
* Malec fandom: Skam doesn't want international attention, you could be ruining the future of your show by voting for Evak!!!
Skam showrunner: Urges people to vote for Even and Isak on her instagram
ROFL
We'll probably post any more wank we find here, but the Troll Brigade can now turn it's attention to the Zimbio poll.
What a time to be alive !
AND THE EONLINE POLL WANK CONTINUES !! - 7 years ago
This poll may yet be wankier than ALNMPodcast.
Evak leads Malec 54.3 % to 45.7 %. Only 4 hours to go.
* I'm honestly so upset right now. We were doing so well yesterday. We got into a 49% and now we're at 45%. We, Malec fans have worked so hard and the Evak fans are barely doing anything. They are just hacking and talking shit. :/
* Stop acting like your opinions are revolutionary. They're not. Evak shippers were racist, there's no excusing that. Stop trying o excuse racism because your incestuos ship is losing its margin on the poll
* Honestly, even if the poll was hacked/cheated/what-the-fuck-ever, I doubt eonline would say anything about it. They got their poll, their site traffic, their exposure, what do they care? They were clearly leaning towards evak from the beginning so they have no reason to invalidate the whole contest due to cheating. Not saying I believe cheating actually happened, just saying if it did, eonline would likely never confirm it.
* Evak should've never been included in this poll. Enews is an American entertainment news channel. What's the point of Skam winning? It's not going to be shown in the US. If it does, it's going to be remade with different actors and be heavily edited. It's so biased to include Skam. They just want a white ship to win. Why aren't fans promoting Shadowhunters? It's not like Skam is available to everyone. Also, Skam fans are racists. If you don't see it, you're probably part of it. Vote Malec!
* Anonymous: so you still haven't posted any proof of all these skam accounts that have said these things about the sh actors. many people have been asked for all these accounts and no one has proof. it's just a game of telephone now. just like with the cheating tweet you posted, that was a troll account created that day with 2 tweets made by a stydia stan. you posting that without looking into it just shows that you are willing to post false hearsay.
"Lol I don’t have to post proof? Im not over here playing FBI. Drink some tea? Go fuck yourself to your pretty little blonde boys lol
Just fuck off in general, or come off anon, stop being a coward, and then maybe I’ll take you seriously aha"
. . . MMM . . I LOVE THE SMELL OF BUTTHURT IN THE MORNING.
* Likely an unpopular opinion: This may be selfish but Malec really needs to win and I wish Evak fans will listen to my perspective.
OMG, WE LOVE THE SWEET SMELL OF DESPERATION IN THE MORNING TOO.
* malec should win bc its interracial yall whites should stop
. . . THE SWEET, SWEET SMELL . .MMMM.
* This blog is NOT passive. I do not care about keeping the peace, when you have skammers out there claiming they are cheating votes.
I do not give a shit about your invalid arguments as to why your ship is better or deserves this award.
MALEC FANS ARE SHARKS, AND I AM OUT FOR THE KILL ????????????????
VOTE MALEC VOTE MALEC VOTE MALEC
. . . LOL. WE LOVE THE SMELL OF BATSHIT CRAZY TOO.
* Ummm, do you have a source that the Skam fandom are cheating? Because this 'technical experts' bulls**t and the earlier source (a malec shipper who would obviously be biased) you gave that said a friend of a friend told her are not accurate sources to make such accusations. Maybe just understand that you aren't always going to be on the winning side, just because what you want to happen isn't happening does not mean some grave injustice is occurring. Not everyone can be happy from this poll.
* doesn’t even matter if it’s true or not, the fact that only their fandom is talking about cheating just proves who the real winners should be
SWEETHEART, THAT HACKING CLAIM WAS FROM A TROLL ACCOUNT, WHICH WAS DELETED AS SOON AS IT WAS SET UP. GROW A BRAIN.
NEXT YOU'LL BE CLAIMING THAT OBAMA BUGGED TRUMP TOWER . . .
Evak is now 54.4 % to Malec 45.5 %.
THEY'RE SUCH GRACIOUS LOSERS, AREN'T THEY ? - 7 years ago
And the Malecs have now transformed into Stydiots and complaining THEY WAS ROBBED !!
* Styd*as were right tho, ev*ks are cheating the poll, there are proof that they're cheating against malec now so they're cheaters
* skum better not let it go to their head cause honestly... only one reason they won. in my honest opinion.
* It's a TV couples poll, not an American TV couples poll. Why are Americans so ignorant? Both fandoms are huge and passionate, that's why it's such a tight race.
FINALLY . . A SANE, RATIONAL PERSON . . WHO MUST BE NEW TO FANDOM . . ROFL
* Why are people so convinced that Skam fandom is cheating? Well yeah of course, all the russian hackers are on our side..
* I’m so fucking bitter, it’s not even funny.
honestly it seems like all our votes went to evak instead.
* I was so proud to see both malec and evak as finalists because what a win you know, 2 lgbtq couples? But seeing how it brought out the worst of the fandom now I'm not that proud anymore
* They hacked the poll and said it was to look at the numbers as a defense, stop defending cheaters, do you even know how hard it is to shift a poll this far into the competition and yet they went up 0.5% in 10 fucking minutes it's literally impossible, we have a much bigger fanbase and it took us all night to rise up by 3%. Regardless they now have the reputation of cheaters in tumblr. Clexa lost because lexa is dead, clexa ended last year and it was popular last year now not so much
* But do we have any proof ev*k shippers are cheating? I’ve only seen accusations but no proof
ANOTHER SANE PERSON. BUT HONEY, WE NOW LIVE IN THE TRUMP ERA. YOU DON'T NEED PROOF.
JUST A TWITTER ACCOUNT.
RIGHT, MR PRESIDENT ?
** Seriously, thanks to all the stydiots, klaroliners and malecs who have entertained us all recently. You make our day.
EONLINE - THE POLL THAT KEEPS ON WANKING - 7 years ago
** TV's Top Couple 2017: Round 6 (Top 2) - Magnus and Alec or Isak and Even?
This poll is closed
NO, IT'S NOT FUCKING CLOSED. STOP THAT !
. . and now the Malec stans are crying foul over the eonline poll. Just like the Stydiot stans. Apparently they can't believe that the Skam fandom could beat them. As if their fans are not as passionate or as dedicated. LOL.
* What the fuck I went to bed and we were at 49.8% and I wake up and we’re at 36% how is that even possible
* honestly if sk*m win this poll i’m going to be so devastated
* Srydia shippers who vote like crazy for malec just bc their ship was crushed by evak are kinda pathetic.
OMG ! ARE THEY ? ! SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TWICE ??
* how did we just drop .2% in the past 30 seconds when it took us 2 hours to get that far last night
* LITERALLY THE MORE WE VOTE WE KEEP DROPPING OMFG UGGGHHH
* We are down to 47.7% ... why do i feel that the polls are rigged?? I mean the Malec fandom has been voting like crazy and yet we are going down :(
UMMM, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO VOTING LIKE CRAZY . . AND NOT LETTING THEMSELVES BE DRAWN INTO ARGUMENTS . . LIKE U GUYS ARE.
* i lost all hope. we keep going down. :(
* listen something about this poll is fishy it makes absolutely zero sense for malec to be dropping like this not when we’ve been voting like crazy i mean it took an entire night to get those 3% and we’ve basically lost most of them within 5 hours it’s just…… hard to believe that we’re this vastly outnumbered but ok
* ok, who else feels like crying?
It’s not fair.. we worked so hard to get ti 49% and now we just keep sliding down no matter how many times we voted.
* i have so many questions? we’ve all been voting but the numbers only went down? and why does it say “this poll is closed” after we vote?
* anonymous asked:
Skam is suuuper popular now, I'm actually a huge fan of it, even though I'm voting for Malec. After this poll, I'd actually recommend watching it.
No thanks. Not interested in watching a teenage tv show in language I don’t understand.
* This isn't sour grapes or anything, but how is Skam even on an E Entertainment 2017 poll anyway? It's an American TV show poll -- all the other ships were from American TV, no? It's very strange. 95 percent of the people who voted on this poll from the other ships have never even heard of the Norwegian show. It plays NOWHERE in the US. It's weird. Really weird. If it were a remake for the US I'd get it, but...
I'M FINDING THIS HILARIOUS. AFTER ACCUSATIONS OF RACISM AGAINST EVAK, THEY ARE SAYING SHIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A TRUMP SUPPORTERS MOUTH.
HOW DARE EONLINE HAVE NON AMERICANS ON THEIR POLL !!
HOW DARE THIS NORWEGIAN SHOW BE SPOKEN IN . . . NORWEGIAN ! OMG !
IT'S UN-AMERICAN !
LMAO.
Yep, that's NOT sour grapes . . . REALLY !!
* Malec is nominated for E's Top Couple of 2017 tournament. I know the other ship nominated is forming alliances with other fandoms to win this. I was wondering if Ziam shippers could help us by voting for Malec. The poll ends today March 6th at 5pm. You can reblog the posts from www malecinfo tumblr com or go to the Malec tag to reblog posts. Would appreciate it
OMG !! IT'S A CONSPIRACY NOW !!!
* There are rumors of the other side cheating and I think it might be true honestly. Malec went down a percent since I woke up half an hour ago. Like what
* Why the fuck are we back at 48.1% omg why
* I keep voting and it keeps going down, it's been 4hours and we lost almost 2% even tho i've been voting non stop, they're probably going at it like crazy now, we're going to go back at 46% before america wakes up at this pace, I feel like giving up we're not going to win if america doesn't wake up right now
- - - MEANWHILE, Evak leads Malec 53.3 % to 46.7 %.
After almost catching up, Evak is now pulling away again steadily. Only 10 hours to go !!
STOREFRONTS & STREET SIGNS - A HORROR STORY - 7 years ago
The Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) Final Two continues. Malec vs Evak.
Just as much wank. And Captcha can die a fiery death as far as most people are concerned.
* Poll: Are you a robot?
Me after clicking the same pictures of road signs and shop fronts for the past few days: I... don't know...
* When you start picking street signs, even though its asking for store fronts. And truly question what is a mountain? Because apparently that was just a hill.
And now I’m a robot.
* Poll: Are you a robot?
Me: Fuck no!
Also Me: *fails at proving that I’m not a robot*
* This fucking eonline poll’s capchas are getting out of hand. There was one that’s like “select all the signs in this picture by dragging the cursor and tracing its shape.” BITCH HOW? WHY?
* There’s just going to be a shit ton of people soon that can’t look at a store front, street signs, or grass without just sobbing
** AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!
STYDIOTS ARE FUCKING CRAZY - PART 4 - 7 years ago
omfg. Now the poor little stydiots want the eonline poll to reopen, because of the "problems" they had (ie. THEY FUCKING LOST !!).
But the final between Malec and Evak has already begun . . so the chances of that happening is . . ZERO.
Awww.
STYDIOTS ARE FUCKING CRAZY - PART 3 - 7 years ago
. . . . . aaaaaand the stydiots are still bitching all over tumblr and twitter about " the mean, horrible, rigged Eonline poll".
DUUUUDE, you lost. I mean, you should be used to that by now. You just lost the ALNMPodcast poll, and now the eonline poll . . . that should get you guys all prepared . . . to LOSE the Zimbio poll next.
I say us trolls should celebrate the massive amount of wank the stydiots gave us recently. Let's start voting again on this poll. Let's get it to at least 90 % NO to Stydiot Endgame.
It's the least we can do.
STYDIOTS ARE FUCKING CRAZY - PART 2 - 7 years ago
And now the stydiot fandom is devouring itself . So beautiful to watch, I'm almost crying.
* this is to the people who actually voted, those who lied cause they were lazy can kiss my fucking ass
* at least we got this far, im so proud we made it the final 4, it's the farthest any teen wolf ship has ever gotten, im truly so proud
. . UMMM, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF STEREK ? . . THE SHIP THAT BEAT DESTIEL IN THE SLASH MADNESS POLL ON AFTERELTON ? . . THAT HAVE WON A SHIT LOAD OF OTHER POLLS (MANY OVER YOUR CRAPPY SHIP) . . NO ?
* real life question.. why is evak even in this poll... skams not even relevant and is just illegally watched??
So, stydiot losing the eonline poll is the fault of :
1-Lazy stydiots. They all should have voted !
2- The evak fandom, for daring to actually beat them. How dare they !
3- The other Teen Wolf ships, for voting against them. Because the stydiots have been all sweetness and light with all the other ships. . . . suuuure.
4- EOnline for running the damn poll, and for letting themselves be hacked ( because one person claimed that and I'm sure the anonymous stranger wasn't lying . . .)
Hoo boy, this is going to be an interesting week.
** VOTE AGAINST STYDIA ON THE ZIMBIO POLL !! **
STYDIOTS ARE FUCKING CRAZY - 7 years ago
Ummm . . the stydiots are so butthurt that they lost ANOTHER poll (should be used to it by now) that they created their very own twitter account so they could thrust all their butthurt over thereal culprit for them losing . . EONLINE ! (AntiEonline on twitter)
Someone pass the beer and pretzels ! We are going to have another wankstorm to entertain us !
And this is before they lose the Zimbio poll . . LMAO.
STYDIA IS A CESSPIT OF WANK - 7 years ago
And the stydiot fandom is still the fandom that just keeps on wanking . . .
* Lydia Stilinski: Guys! We have to vote for STYDIA. All the SKAM lovers, please understand that we have been waiting for stydia to happen for 6 years and now they are FINALLY endgame. You will all have alot of chances to show isak and evan to the world but pleasee understand that this is teen wolf's last season. This is our last chance to show stydia to the world and prove that they are endgame. This is our last chance to do something for teen wolf. Over the years, teen wolf has done so much for us and it has gotten us through the toughest times of our lives! They have touched our lives in so many ways that no one could ever imagine. This is our only way of paying them back! We owe it to teen wolf. I sincerely hope you guys understand. Please help us out and vote for STYDIA! Thank You.
* Lydia Stilinski: vote for stydia cuz this is teen wolf's last season
* Lydia Stilinski
atleast there is some hope for you guys to win in the future cuz the show still goes on but we do not have that. This is our last season and its officially the last time for stydia. Plus there is a lot of love for evak so the producers are not going to end it so easily. This is my opinion. xx
* Lydia Stilinski
I dont think you guys get it! We are doing this not only for our otp but its for the whole show. This is the show's last season along with stydia's last season. That's why if y'all noticed, this is the first and last time why stydia shippers want it THIS bad. This show has done so much for us and we owe it to them. Its not just about stydia. Its about teen wolf as a whole. Besides it's only fair that we win because we've been waiting 6 whole years for this and evak is just new. And a ship with so much of love and support never dies easily. But ofc it's upto the writers.
* I'm sorry but if Stydia doesn't go through, then it's a travesty.
* Lydia Stilinski
What is wrong with this site? Since yesterday, stydia shippers have been voting and yet not even a 0.1 percent increase in the votes. This is so unfair. Im seriously starting to think that this thing is rigged ! Keep voting stydia shippers dont give up.
* Lydia Stilinski
sorry no stydia deserves to win. Its really not fair cuz we, the stydia fandom have been waiting for 6 years and y'all evak shippers have been waiting for what seems like 1 season. Stydia deserves to win especially now as teen wolf is ending in summer after 6 years. We need to win and end this beautiful series with a bang. xox
* Actually the Isak+Even twitter account WAS hacked. And this happened after a Stydia-fan had made a tweet asking if anyone could hack it to stop the account tweeting about power-hours. So the owner had to change the password, and that was that.
* Lydia Stilinski
IS THIS POLL HACKED E??
* Lydia Stilinski
the reason why i asked that was because someone said that the polls have been hacked! Read the earlier comments first! And there is no need for throwing out accusations because the votes for stydia are clearly rushing.
* Lydia Stilinski
It says poll is closed but the votes are still changing so it is being counted. But, apparently someone on twitter said that their dad hacked the poll. :"(
* Lydia Stilinski
I dont get it! Alot of people think that the meaning of a good relationship is sex and kissing? NO IT IS NOT! Its all about the connection. I dont think evak will ever have that kind of connection that stydia had. When you get into a relationship, it should start with friendship and then build a foundation and then fall in love. You dont just go jumping on each other the second you meet. And just because in your opinion they dont kiss, does not mean that theyre boring. You would know this if you knew what love and friendship actually is.
* Someone hacked your poll you might want to check it out apparently it was the Evak fandom.
WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! LOL
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
The amount of stydiot salty tears is delicious !!
* I just read that sterek and stalia shippers are voting against stydia in the poll. Thats honestly just really sad that the fandom cant support each other. This isn’t even just about stydia either. Its about the show and letting it get recognized in its final season.
AND MARRISH SHIPPERS. AND STETER. AND PYDIA.
AND WHEN DID YOU SUPPORT STEREK, STALIA, MARRISH ?
AND THE SHOW IS RECOGNISED . . . FOR BEING A HUGE PILE OF SHIT.
** VOTE AGAINST STYDIA IN THE ZIMBIO POLL !! **
WE'VE BEATEN STD !! - 7 years ago
It must have been so frustrating, seeing the stydiot total not move all day !
Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) . Isak/Evan (Skam) beat Stydiot 51.86 % to 48.14 % in the Final Four.
Over 3 MILLION votes !
Oh, and Malec won too.
* Your daily reminder that M*rrish is nothing ????
* Anonymous asked:Wait what do you mean unfair?
With the poll having constant technical difficulties and possible bots and hacking from the other side
* we fought hard in an unfair fight and came pretty damn close.
* RT if you believe that Stydia deserves better than a biased poll based off of cheaters and glitches.
*@eonline evaks hacked your site and cheated just so y 'all know.
* An Evak just said her dad hacked the poll to get more votes and I swear to god if that's why we lose I will riot in the streets.
* blaming stydia and making stuff up to cover yourselves ???? clap clap, so clever.
* evaks gtfo my mentions and stop looking innocent when y'all know you did not deserve your fake win
* lmao okay plead not guilty when there are receipts everywhere
* Y'ALL LITERALLY ADMITTED TO HACKING THAT'S NOT "ADVANCED TECH" IT'S CHEATING POINT BLANK YOU ARROGANT MORON
* only because you dirty rats cheated :/
* you mean like your pathetic fandom cheated, asked help from our antis and hacked the site???
* okay but...... don't try telling me these polls weren't blatantly and obviously rigged........
* lmao congrats evaks y'all fake won with the help of antis from tw but you wouldn't have stood a chance otherwise ????????????
* EVAK IS UGLY AND DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT
* stydias vote malek we're dragging evaks down with us
* FUCK YOU ENTITLED PATHETIC EVAKS STEREKS AND STALIAS WHO DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT FAIR AND SQUARE WITH HACKING AND ADMITTING IT
* evaks are ugly
* lmao stereks coming @ me... listen babyboo, you have no chances left and sterek will never happen. you have nothing to fight for. the end.
* the evak shippers cheated one of them even admitted that they had their dad hack the poll #DO #OVER #PLEASE
* if you have to brag about cheating and hacking you know your ship ain't that great
(UMM, YOU MEAN THE STYDIOT THAT PRETENDED TO BE AN EVAK SHIPPER AND SPREAD THAT RUMOUR ?)
* I feel like they (Eonline) might be biased towards e/vak? Or they might ship another TW couple and just really hate Stydia. lol I’m not 100% sure though. It’s just a feeling I got.
* With that being said, Stydia is still endgame and get ready for Zimbio!
OMG !! LOL !! LET'S ALL VOTE STYDIOT AS THE MOST BUTTHURT FANDOM FOR 2017.
THEY LOST ALNM PODCAST, AND NOW EONLINE. LET'S MAKE THEIR HEADS EXPLODE AS THEY LOSE ZIMBIO AS WELL.
* "Please any fandom that wants to help, we’ll help you with Zimbio if you help us now, please please please vote stydia in the eonline poll
Tagged: #stydia #steroline #bellarke #Malec #delena #stelena #SCALLISON #scira #melargent
#melinski #captain swan #klaine "
WOW, THAT SMACKS OF DESPERATION.
I THINK THEY'RE LOSING !! KEEP VOTING SKAM !!
VOTE AGAINST STD !! - 7 years ago
"std is winning so please vote" OMG !! WE'RE USING THAT FROM NOW ON !!
"That stydia account is whining to E! saying that haters are voting for Skam. Winning a ship poll won't make their ship sucks any less." ROFL.
And trolling-since-Chernobyl is keeping tabs on the stydiot wank. It's hilarious !
* “you guys do realize evak really isn’t winning, right? i mean, come on. there’s no way they’re more popular or bigger than stydia. What’s happening is salty stereks and stalias teaming up and voting against us. they didn’t get their canon ship (me: STALIA IS NOT CANON??? XDDD), so they’re trying to make damn sure we don’t win this and WE CAN RISE UP AND BEAT THEM. the haters are trying to make us lose by antivoting (me: Said a member of a fandom that begged other fandoms to vote for stydia :D) out of spite, but we need to show them we’re the alphas and vote harder because i guarantee there are plenty more of us than there are of them and we can do it”
I think I just pissed myself laughing. LOL.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
. . and we get criticised for forming alliances with sterek or reylo ??
"CLEXA SHIPPERS:
Last year we voted with you and helped you win the Zimbio March Madness poll.
Help us now and vote for Stydia in the eonline poll! We need your help!"
"STEROLINE SHIPPERS!
I was hoping you all might want to help us out in the eonline poll?
We all know how beautiful a slowburn friends to lovers story line is, yours an epic and amazing story about to get its fairytale ending and ours just finally going canon. Help us win this poll for them! (If you’d like ????)
Vote Stydia ❤❤❤"
wow. What a bunch of suckups.
VOTE SKAM !!
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 7 years ago
Skam (who the heck are you ?) is beating stydiot 52 % to 48 %.
Good work, troll brigade. Just keep voting until the stydiots give up or start crying. Actually, if they start crying, you should send them a message
P.S. I vote for IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding.
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
And now the stydiots are offering to write fanfiction as an incentive to voting on that Eonline poll.
Well, if there ever was an incentive to vote AGAINST stydiot, here it is.
" Every vote counts. Even if you’re not a huge Stydia shipper, even if you like Evak too, this is our LAST CHANCE to win it. Evak will have another turn next year, and then I will throw my support behind it. But for now, this is OUR LAST CHANCE. Please vote. "
Aww, it's their last chance . . WE MUST DESTROY THEM NOW !!
Skam is now 51.8 %. Keep voting !!
P.S. Should I change my name ? I 've already changed it from "IAmTheRealAntimarrishNaOnlyKidding".
But with antimarrish and tylerposet leaving the fandom, it may be time. Here are my choices:
* IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding
* IAmTheRealYoncebansheeNaOnlyKidding
* IAmTheRealRongasmNaOnlyKidding
Any other suggestions ? . . . ummm, Kate . . I don't want ANY suggestions by you. LOL.
Annnd it only took us a few hours to get the vampire diaries comment section shut down. The moderators must have been asleep. That was fun.
But the Klaroliners are such easy targets really. Not as much fun as the stydiots.
And please stop crying. We still find that really offputting. Thanks.
Hi.
Jen is still mourning tylerposet leaving us (which seems to involve a generous application of boubon). So, you'll have to put up with me. Also, to the "faux" marrishitty who keeps messaging us . . please do continue. With Goldie gone, we're running out of wank. The fandom needs you.
* Results of A Little Nerd Music Podcast poll:
CLEXA won with 56 453 votes ! ( over Hollstein on 28 140 votes)
There were over 22 000 votes in the Hollstein vs Marrish SF. There were 84 593 votes in the Championship Round.
Of course, Sterek got 839 168 votes (losing to Destiel on 844 825 votes) on Ultimate Slash Madness (on AfterElton) in 2013.
Sterek also got 193 957 votes (beating Hannigram, McShep and Stucky) in Ultimate Slash Madness 2014.
So, Clexa is "big" compared to ships it went up against, but still tiny compared to Sterek at it's height.
Good work, Marrish shippers for going as far as you did. Especially sweet as stydiot fizzled out in the FIRST round. LOL.
YEP, WE'RE STILL HERE - 7 years ago
Huh, it sure is quiet around here. Hiatus on Teen Wolf. BNFs of the fandom leaving (antimarrish, tylerposet). . Some of the trolls leaving for other fandoms. End of an era, guys.
And the distraction of the poll on A Little Nerd Music Podcast.
The Championship Round: Clexa vs Hollstein.
And the winner is . . . we'll find out on the next podcast (but Clexa were about 20 000 votes ahead before the vote count became hidden).
Clexa are actually terrifyingly organised when it comes to winning polls (kinda like sterek but not quiete as big). And it didn't take long before the wank started in the comment section. Clexa vs Hollstein vs Bellarke vs various trolls (not that we added anything . . no, really * cough * ). Apparently, the 100 and Carmilla fandoms are just as wanky as us. Wow.
So . . . CLEXA won !!!! Cngratulations (have been fond of them since they beat stydiot in several polls).
Seya around.
TYLERPOSET HAS LEFT THE BUILDING - 7 years ago
IT IS OFFICIAL ! TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !
* "It’s time to quit
Hey my lovely followers. Hey my lovely friends and mutuals. Hey my lovely stalkers. Hey my lovely haters. It took me ages to write this post, but it’s finally done when you’re reading this. As you can read in the title: it’s time to quit.
I started Tumblr out of nowhere, when teen wolf season four started and I was frustrated about a lot of things and wanted to complain about it. I made a stupid post about liam or dylan s and it had like 100+ notes and I gained 60 followers, but I didn’t realize until I logged on a week after posting it. For me, a new blogger it was so overwhelming lol. That same week I gained 100 followers and I can’t even begin to tell how happy that made me.
It started like that and soon I started gaining a shitload of followers in a little time. After a year I already had over 6000 followers. It might seem like nothing, but I was new and no one knew me and I gained followers quick. It was really overwhelming. People sent me messages all day long, it came to a point that I started to not care about messages. Not because I feel I’m too good for you, but because I couldn’t answer all of them.
This popularity that grew so quick was fun, but on the other hand it came with a lot of hate and mean stuff. People started talking about me on other platforms. People I didn’t even know or ever see on Tumblr knew every detail about me and everything I ever posted. Things I had forgotten myself. Death threats, fake ‘suicide’ posts, literally everything. Stalkers in my ask box. People telling me gross stuff about my family It was all part of it apparently. But OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK LOLOLOLOLOL I’M AMAZING BYEEEEE !!!!!!!!
But a time came and my life started getting a little too troubled. When I started Tumblr I didn’t know what I wanted with my life. I was confused and I felt lonely. I wasn’t lonely, I FELT lonely. So Tumblr felt good because I could talk to you guys. Then another time came and things got better. I didn’t feel alone anymore for some reason. I was having fun, fell in love (didn’t date anyone), everything was going good. Then ANOTHER time came and everything went downhill. I have never felt this way, but depression had caught my ass and didn’t leave me. I’m not really a talker, so I kept it a secret and I still do. No one around me knows and I’m just pretending it’s all cool, but it isn’t. I just know that at this point I am fighting to become a better person, a happier person and an even stronger person. I never ever doubted my strength, but sometimes it doesn’t matter how strong you are, unfortunately. Don’t get me wrong. Everything goes fine. I have great friends and have a lot of fun. But you know depression, it just comes and doesn’t leave.
As you guys have noticed, I’m not really active anymore. I just don’t give a fuck anymore. I’m a double major student, so everything is heavy on me. I have two jobs and I started a legal blog AND I work out. I just can’t make time for Tumblr anymore. Right now I made the decision that it’s enough. My journey on Tumblr is over. The good times and bad times, I’ll miss it all. I’ll miss the haters and my friends. Every single one of you.
I WON’T BE GIVING AWAY MY BLOG SO DON’T ASK ME.
My blog will exists so you guys can enjoy my rants and gifs and everything. I won’t be deleting it. I WON’T RETURN WITH ANOTHER BLOG. SO DON’T GIVE IN WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO BE ME WITH A NEW URL OR WHATEVER. I WON’T DO THAT.
If we’re mutuals please feel free to send me a message with your instagram so we can still be in contact. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND I WILL MISS YOU.
GOLDIE
OUT"
* "Hey my lovely stalkers. Hey my lovely haters. " AWWW, SHE REMEMBERED US.
* "I WON’T BE GIVING AWAY MY BLOG SO DON’T ASK ME." . . DAMN IT!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Well, we seemed to have lost PATO. If anyone sees the little fella, please return to PollDaddy. . . .anyway . . .
The ALNM Podcast poll (Final Four) !!!
WOW ! That was fun, and bloody exhausting.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Stucky (Captain America) 7807 - 1043
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 8524 - 13556 * SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR *
We voted all day, every day (Kate worked her ass off . At least several thousand votes were ALL her ! Damn !). Who knew that Marrish v Hollstein would produce over 22000 votes ? The Marrish shippers (and allies all across the TW, Star Wars & 100 fandoms) were passionate and vocal. Early on, we managed to snatch the lead from Hollstein. But cross-voting by Clexa shippers, and the stydiots also voting against us meant we were always coming from behind. The lead narrowed to less than 2000 on the final day, then blew out to 5000. Oh well, there's always next year.
Thanks Marrish5ever for her voting energy. Wow !
And then the trolling began (so, of course we had to join in). Even the Clexa comment section couldn't escape the feud between marrish and stydiot. * waves at stydia trash. Then slaps her for her homophobia * There might have been some giant text art used. Sorry about the giant cock.
And poor jay. Just making an innocent comment, only to have their name hijacked for the rest of the competition. Ooh, nice Rickrolling (has it really been 10 years since that started ?) And superb use of monty python.
And then the entire Hollstein comment section spontaneously became marrish shippers. And then Poll Daddy, and the sentient Cute Meme Face turned up. And somewhere around that time, the moderaters probably wondered why they ever decided to run a fandom poll.
So, we'll have Reylo and Bellarke voting against Clexa, and Marrish voting against Hollstein . Wow. That's going to be a wank free Final !
Seya all there !
IAmATroll - 7 years ago
PATO ? PATOOOOOOO ?
Pat-o, pay-ay-ay-to
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay-ay-ay-to
Daylight come and he wan' go home
The A Little Nerd Music Podcast poll has been delayed (and our fingers thank the moderators).
* "To give all your little voting fingers a rest, polls for the Final Four will open tomorrow night (Sunday February 12th at 9:00PM PST). So get your rest while you can!"
VOTE MARRISH !!
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
April,
I think you're on the wrong poll.
April - 7 years ago
Cora and Lydia.
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 7 years ago
Well first, we're still all really disappointed that Tylerposet told us that she was leaving the fandom . . and has yet to follow through. She's such a tease.
Anyway, after the big split between tylerposet and otherbully1, we now have the big blow-up between runicscribbles and bigskydreaming.
* "I know this isn’t exactly what you’re saying and I apologize, since this is such an upsetting topic that we both agree on. I’m not trying to say you’re wrong because you’re not, and I know that wasn’t your intent with this, but as someone who is very involved in this fandom and the history of what’s going on, it just feels like this is very dismissive of what’s been happening." (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
* "Rune, please don’t try to flip the script on me. I literally posted my rant BECAUSE I saw you reblog the Josh Keaton podcast, just like I’ve seen everything else you’ve reblogged from Voltron fandom, and I don’t know why you’re assuming you’re the only one I follow who reblogs Voltron fandom stuff, and the only source of access I have to it, even if I chose not to speak up about fandom related things before now?"
(bigskydreaming.tumblr.com)
* " I’m only this pissed because I’m disappointed. There’s a lot we disagree on, that’s always been true. But when the one thing I never thought I’d have to question when it came to you given how you weren’t just anti-Sterek, you were freaking leading the charge against these IDENTICAL kinds of defenses is suddenly up for grabs the second you feel like your new fandom doesn’t understand how this time, its different…..is there a reason I shouldn’t be disappointed, Rune?" (bigskydreaming.tumblr.com)
* "I feel like I’ve been fairly consistent with how I ship things and how critical I am of the ships I’m invested in as well. I’m not sure we need to open up my anti-Stiles or Anti-Sciles tag to dive into the hundreds of things I’ve written and reblogged being critical of the, at that time, ship that I enjoyed the most. So by all means, you have a right to your feelings, but I’m not here to make you proud of me or prove something to you, and I feel like that’s kind of a bullshit move for you to make." (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
SOMEONE GRAB THE POPCORN !! THIS LOOKS TO BE EPIC !!
CONGRATULATIONS MARRISH !! - 7 years ago
A special thanks goes out to the entire Marrish fandom. Without your hard work in the ALNMP poll, the stydiots would have won.
THANK YOU ALL !!!!
Jen Barnes - 7 years ago
Well, PATO seems to be taking a break (was it something we said ? Please say yes.). But we have other stuff to talk about.
The ALNM Podcast poll (Elite Eight) !!!
Wow, that was something ! We got an extra days voting, for a start. Stucky and Doctor/Rose had a last hour voting battle. Last year's winner, Stormpilot apparently didn't turn out to vote early on, and paid for it later (You're welcome, Reylos !). Marrish won, despite a big flurry of votes from the stydiots (WE SEE YOU !).
And then there was the unexpected HUGE battle between Drarry and Clexa ! They were both votring in huge blocks for days, until the unstoppable force that is Clexa pulled ahead. And the comment section was lol worthy, but friendly.
Special call out to Kate, who went above and beyond to vote for her ship Marrish (I'm pretty sure at least a 1000 of those votes were hers). And is now happily sipping vodka (oh, did we finish the tequila ?) and soaking her hands in cold water. You stay strong, Kate. (Too good for this world. Too pure.)
* Clexa (The 100) vs Drarry (Harry Potter) 7141 - 3105 * HOLY CRAP, CLEXA !! *
* Stormpilot (Star Wars) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 733 - 1262
Get ready for the next round ! Vote early. Vote often. Remember, you can vote in batches of 25 if you use Incognito or something similar.
And, can ANYONE beat Clexa ??
* Clexa vs Stucky * Battle of the giants ! *
* Marrish vs Hollstein * Battle of the small ships ! *
VOTE MARRISH !!!
IAmATroll - 7 years ago
PATO ?
. . . . PATO ???
. . . . PAAAAAAAATO ?
. . . He buggered off
So he has, he's scampered
Kate Byrne - 7 years ago
IT'S OFFICIAL. JEFF DAVIS IS A TROLL.
* “Maybe they’re stumbling towards romantic love,” Davis says, “or maybe it blows up in their face after the first month and they say, ‘Screw it. Let’s just be friends.'” (tvline.com)
With Dylan gone, I guess we know which option it will be.
JEFF DAVIS.
ONE OF US ! ONE OF US ! ONE OF US !
CRY HARDER SCOTT STANS - 7 years ago
* "Yes. I am bitter. I am bitter right now that people believe that this was somehow a good ending, when we got a 10 episode epic poem to a character who was supposed to be the comic relief."
This stuff is delicious. I want to lick the Scott stans salty tears. Years of shitting over the sterek fandom (the original ANTIS of this fandom, long before the stydiots) and now they are whining over THEIR favourite. ROFL.
SCOTT STANS ARE IDIOTS - 7 years ago
LOL .
* Is a side character on his own show * I just read this on a Scott McCall blog.
OMG. Are you guys just realising this ? Wow. That only took SIX seasons.
Wait . . . you actually looked for a "Professional Poop Delivery Service " ? Well, that explains the huge amount of shit that the stydiots send to the rest of the fandom. Now we know where you get it from.
Kate is still complaining about lack of porn . . . or weed . . or tequila.
* "Dude I fucking hate you."
But . . but we really like you . . . . . . . . . * sarcasm detected *
WOH ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FACE ? !
MUST BE ALL THE WEED I'M SMOKING.
WAIT. THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY I'M A STYDIOT.
DOH.
IAmATroll - 7 years ago
PATO !!
Welcome back !
"Sorry I forgot about something.
*dude it's that u* yeah I am the first one not the second. "
Oh yeah, I think one of the troll brigade began to pretend to be people posting on this site. Our bad.
And really confusing after a while.
Whatever happened to WhatTheHellHound ? Or SorryNotSorry ? ( I do hope her problem with the STUCK CAPSLOCK KEY is over. Don't you hate it WHEN THAT HAPPENS ?)
Frank Zhang? Wolfsbane ? Effy Stonem ? Cassie Ainsworth ? SuckPuppet ? Rory Cook ? Tove Lo ?
Marrish5ever (before we stole that identity) ? MarrishIsEndgame ? (was pretty much asking us to steal that identity) Chanel Nr°1 ? Justin Bibah ?
SockPuppet (yeah, we stole that name too) ? Cat Stevens ? Eleanor Henstridge ? Abby Coleman ?
stalidiot ? Cassie Ainsworth ? marrishit (poor darling apparently suffered a stroke) ? Gwen Stefani ?
bitch ?
Was it something we said ? Or did they see some poor boy having a panic attack and they all rushed to kiss him ?
IAmAHugeTroll,
Dude I fucking hate you.Seriously *sarcasm detected* anyways I am tired but I will answer you tomorrow. Sorry ,I through that you was a Stalia shipper. Whatever.Bye.
The link is not porn is even worst.*sarcasm detected*._Savage
THEN AGAIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHIP SUCH A SHITTY SHIP.
MYSTERIES OF LIFE.
IAmAHugeFuckingTroll - 7 years ago
(CONTINUED)
* "Stydia : I'm not trying to romanticise Stiles' panic attack.I think Lydias' act to save his life was beautiful (plus the scene was beautiful,I mean acting,music,etc) "
A kiss is NOT how to treat a panic attack. And most of us took that as a comical moment. Like Scott throwing Isaac into a wall (LOL).
* "and with the second kiss: If you can't appreciate the passion of that kiss educate yourself.They were so hungry each other ,it was passion not disgust."
SURE, JAN. IT WAS ALLLLL PASSION. AND NOTHING ELSE. NO DISGUST WHATSOEVER.
* sarcasm detected * Oops again.
* "Don't *sarcasm detected* to me again"
OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU FINDING THIS ANNOYING ? I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
* sarcasm detected *
* "And there is a difference between romanticise a panic attack (something that I didn't) and romanticise unprotected sex in a mental hospital knowing that one of the two persons having sex had the mentallity of a 9 years old child/coyote HEALTHY SO HEALTHY RIGHT?."
Wow. We're not even Stalia shippers here (I'm a Sterek shipper. Kate is a Marrish shipper. And we both are fond of Steter.). But it's CANON that Malia is NOT mentally 9 years old. Crappy writing, but what's new ? And the first kiss during a panic attack is any better than this stalia scene. Really ?
* "Anyways it is not sad to think that I winning bc at the last the most important thing is the content of the serie and now my ship is happening (and not yours ) so."
The content of the series is crap. So, I guess it's hardly surprising that stydiot is the shittiest ship they've ever had. . . . wait for it . . * sarcasm detected *
You're winning ? Here, have a trophy ????. It's about the same size as your ship * sarcasm detected *.
* "You are really hungry for discussions ,like me.
And don' try to roast me bc I am a savage."
Oh no ! You're a savage ! EVERYONE RUN !!! * sarcasm detected *
I hope that wasn't too much sarcasm. I really do . . * SARCASM DETECTED *
Teen Wolf S6E12 "Raw Talent".
And back to a surprisingly not-too-bad (but not that good either) episode. But the same problem with lighting as usual ( seriously, was that new kid studying in a classroom at night, without the lights on??!).
No Stiles or Derek this week, but also not a jot of stydiot so I'll take that. And a hint of Scalia (* shrugs*).
First up, hunters straight up murder Theo (rude !). Pack 2.0 (Mason, Cory and Liam) play lacrosse and . . . I honestly don't care.
Scott and others are being made afraid by that creature that escaped the Wild Hunt. Magical spiders all over the place ( shades of the Oni and the Nogitsune, where flies ended up possessing people . . . like the new kid . . ruh roh).
Chris Argent is still as Daddy as fuck, and trying to track who is buying so many weapons . . . I'm pretty sure it's the guy who appears at the end . . Gerard Argent.
The new school guidance councillor is an amateur hunter (she made her own silver bullets), who is after Liam and also Brett (NOOOOOOO!!!). But Brett turns the tables on her, which leads to Gerard being forced to save her.
And some beautiful MARRISH moments . . heh. Parrish went to investigate Lydia's vision of Eichen, but ends up almost killed by now-paranoid doctor (and a ton of dead bodies . . an average day in Eichen House). But luckily, Lydia arrives in time to use her banshee scream to kill doctor ! OMG, she called him Jordan ! (Kate is going to flip at the heart eyes he gave her after his rescue !!!)
So, we have Gerard about to lead an army of hunters after every supernatural creature in Beacon Hills. And , an extremely powerful and fear-inducing creature on the loose. So, basically a Tuesday for this town.
Well, back to trolling the Shadow Hunters fandom (already toxic after less than 2 seasons . . is that a record??). Bye.
P.S. I wonder how the stydiots are reacting?? LOL
Well, if Jen is doing the recaps (thank youuuuuuuuuu !!!), then I'll post the ratings.
Here is season 6A ratings:
S6E1 - 0.57
S6E2 - 0.41
S6E3 - 0.43
S6E4 - 0.51
S6E5 - 0.55
S6E6 - 0.45
S6E7 - 0.43
S6E8 - 0.44
S6E9 - 0.49
S6E10 - 0.45
DRUMROLL PLEASE . . .
SÊ11 - 0.51 (0.26 Demo)
. . . wow, those ratings really rocketed up to . . . less than the 6A premiere . . yikes.
Did the stydiots forget to watch ? AGAIN ?
Well, I'm sure that they'll all rush back now, knowing that Dylan will be only a guest star for the rest of the season (we'll see as much of him as we did in 6A). And the Layden shippers . . wait, are there any of those ??
Back to the trolling.
Teen Wolf S6E11 "Said the Spider to the Fly".
Back to the show that died three seasons ago !!!
No more full recaps but we will supply a summary. To be honest, there wasn't much to recap (not anything interesting anyway).
Lacrosse is back and Scott is assistant Coach !( (I guess we'll see those masterful tactics of his put into practice * rofl *).Hayden has dumped Liam (but no-one cares, or about anything with Pack 2.0).
A whole lot of animals acting weird and dying (Jennifer Blake, are you back ?).
No Stiles in opening credits (ruh roh). Also, no sign of Peter, the Sheriff, Chris Argent or Theo.
Also, no Stydiot ( wow, that was a short relationship, wasn't it ?)
A new and obviously suss guidance councillor (Ms Morell 2.0) , who turns out to be a Hunter (shall we feign surprise now ?)
Oh look, a really suss student (Matt Dahler 2.0 ?)
A new Hellhound escapes Eichen and is looking for an escapee from the Wild Hunt (and is accompanied by some really crappy CGI).
Lydia (freakin' genius that she is) leaves a list of all of Beacon Hills supernatural creatures in a drawer in the Principal's office (I'm sure that Gerard Argent will NEVER get a hold of that !! )
Lydia has a vision (but still can't see how stupid it was to leave that list !!).
Beacon Hills school has night classes . . because it wants more of it's students to be murdered ?)
Naked (except for those non-flammable shorts) Hellhounds battle it out at school. Liam somehow wins fight with Hellhound (that just about killed Parrish . . except we know he's still alive) . . ok, suuuure.
Even the new guidance councillor/Hunter wins fight with Hellhound (except we have already seen him alive in promos). And was she using Yellow Wolfsbane bullets ? (and they had the Argent crest on them, like the ones Kate Argent used).
Scott is driving Stiles jeep . . how dare you !!
ANNNNND Stiles turns up in the last few minutes, as an intern at the FBI Academy (which means Scott's dad will turn up at some stage, right ?).
And Stiles has a spit take when sees a video of a half naked Derek Hale (suuure, you're not bi, Stiles !!). Also must have been surprised as the video was obv from Season 1 !
And Derek is wanted for mass murder . . of course he is, because he cannot catch a fucking break !
And STEREK is back and stydiot is all but dead. Just as God intended.
Okay, it was a full recap. But I couldn't restrain my sarcasm . It needed to be FREEEEE !!
Kate and the troll kru are settling in to other trollier fandoms, but we will be around for 6B. Seya next week (although I will post ratings when they come out . . just for a laugh.) Bye.
Wow.
Comic Con was a blast ! And a new supply of wank . . BONUS !!
We all enjoyed the new trailers (Justice League and Thor Ragnarok were AWESOME !!). But it's the fandom wank that we all enjoy best.
First, the trailer for The Avengers Infinity War was leaked and Marvel spent days trying to take down every copy on YouTube. Stable. Horse. Bolted, Marvel!! (the only copies up at moment are fakes and rickrolls!! LOL!!)
But the Supergirl fandom has imploded. Supercorp is pissed at the cast and saying the show should be cancelled. The cast has been harassed. The Karamel fandom is laughing it's ass off. And blogs are being deleted left and right. It's a goddamn circus!!
It's a great time to be a troll !! And Teen Wolf will be back 30 July !! Those poor little stydiots . .
I'm so happy I could cry.
Annnnd now there is a new Teen Wolf trailer released at SDCC. Same Sterek, Jackson shots but also Peter, and Deucalion. Oh, and Lydia rescuing Parrish from Eichen . . * cough * MARRISH * cough *.
AND NO STYDIA !!!!!!! That's right. After a sneak peek, a teaser, and TWO trailers . . ABSOLUTELY NO STYDIOT !!!!
We're all enjoying the stydiots reactions to this , aren't we ?
Meanwhile, Kate is having fun trolling Star Wars (the anti reylos are a hoot !!), Shadowhunters (the anti clalecs are all effing insane. But so are some of the clalec shippers . .), Supergirl (Kate has been divebombing comments on the AO3. We need more caramel recipes . .), and The Originals fandoms (the klaroliners have gone into mourning as series 5 will be the FINAL series . . come and watch a ship die !!).
Fandom can be so much fun these days !!
Also, in the "Final Ten Episodes" TW trailer, we have a new Hellhound, lots of Hunters including Chris, Gerard and Kate. We have Scott/Malia become canon, no sign of stydiot at all (LOL!!). We also have Sterek, Peter, Theo, Ethan and Jackson !! (oh, and Lydia and Liam).
Let's all now enjoy the stydiots salty tears !!
Wow. The latest promo for Teen Wolf 6B came out . . . and WE HAVE STEREK !!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!!
Ok, it's probably only in the last episode . . but who cares?1 Stydiot is dead and Sterek is back !!
Let the trolling begin . . after all, the poor little stydiots are going to be soooo upset. We need to console them . . how about sending them #SterekEndgame6B ?
MUA HA HA !!!!
WHY MUST YOU KEEP CUTTING OFF MESSAGES, POLLDADDY ? WHY ?
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-chernobyl said it best -
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
AND THE STYDIOTS ARE TAKING THE WHOLE "Dylan won't be in 6B" WELL.
* I AM GOING TO SLEEP NOW
REMEMBER STYDIA ARE FUCKING
STYDIA ARE IN LOVE
AND WE WILL SEE STYDIA BEING A COUPLE IN 6B
* i know! i’m so excited. i swear to god if they don’t do like a five years in the future scene at the end and show stydia and their little babies i will sue.
PSSST . . I KNOW A GOOD LAWYER.
* I heard that Jackson is coming back. I am so worried that this is gonna ruin Stydia. I am freaking out!
PLEASE BE THE GIGANTIC TROLL WE KNOW YOU ARE , JEFF. AND MAKE JYDIA HAPPEN.
* Okay but how the FUCK are people meant to ask about stydia WHEN NEITHER OF THE ACTORS ARE THERE !!!!!?????!?!?!??!
* i’ve been waiting for the past 5 months to see stydia again, if there isn’t at least a glimpse of them in whatever is being released today..
* IF WE FUCKING GET STYDIA CONTENT TOMORROW I AM GOING TO RECORD MY ASS CRYING.
* you all I think if we don’t get stydia in the trailer I will take a break from Tumblr to mend my broken heart.
Holy crap ! The stydiots are still around . . and still fucking delightful. Can't wait for 6B.
Now, back to trolling the Supergirl, Star Wars, and Shadowhunters fandoms.
WHY MUST YOU KEEP CUTTING OFF MESSAGES, POLLDADDY ? WHY ?
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best -
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best:
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
Our favourite troll, trolling-since-Chernobyl said it best:
* One shitty trailer and suddenly whole salty fam is kicking again
I'm going to miss this little "home away from home" after Teen Wolf finally dies. Still, that's TEN more episodes to troll our little hearts out.
And San Diego Comic Con will have the Teen Wolf cast . . . but NO HOLLAND or DYLAN !!! LOL. I'm sure the stydiots are handling that news well . . .
* We now have a date for teen wolf to let us down one last time.
* “The SDCC panel will take place on Thursday, July 20 at 2 p.m., and will feature cast members Tyler Posey, Dylan Sprayberry, Shelley Hennig, Cody Christian, Khylin Rhambo and executive producer Jeff Davis.”
… no Holland and no Dylan .. for the only season featuring canon stydia… someone just toss me into the flaming sun
... conspiracy theory: some antis passed around a petition for this
* Holland has an excuse for not going to SDCC but @ Dylan where is yours?? Is it the fact that you’re only gonna be in 10 seconds of these 10 episodes? Huh??
* @teenwolf y’all had 10 episodes!!! half a season to just put in some effort!! but now we have teen wolf on sundays, a lazy tagline, STLL NO TRAILER, and two out of the core three missing from the SDCC lineup, and I’m pissed!! where is the respect?? the honor?? I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
* more appropriate teen wolf 6b taglines than “The Final Fight”:
•Y’all Will Watch Anything So Here’s This
•Who Gives A Shit Anymore
•Scream Season 3
•We’re All 30
•We Give Up
•You’re Gonna Watch It Either Way
•We Moved On And So Should You
•We Feel Sorry For This Fandom
•Fuck You
• We Are The Worst™
• Who Cares??Not Us
• 2.0 Being Focus
• Even More Plot Holes
• We Are Gonna Shove 2.0 Kids Down Your Throat
• Have 3.0 Kids Too
• A Stiles? What The Hell Is A Stiles
• Darkness. Actually Can’t See Anything
• Your Favorites Are All Gone
•Here Is 10 New Kids to Waste Screen Time On
•We Are Totally Gonna Ignore The Originals
•Promotion?? Never Heard of Her
•We Will Squeeze In 17 Plot Ideas In 10 Episodes
* MTV really just reached into a hat and pulled out the most generic final season tag line they could huh “the final fight” at least make it look like you’re trying
* soooo are we not getting an official trailer until SDCC??? they truly don’t give a fuck about teen wolf anymore I’m legit angry let me pipe down
* Holland and Dylan aren’t going to the last SDCC panel what a couple of snakes I’m so upset
* dylan o’brien is a fucking snake i can’t believe he couldn’t just commit to 10 more episodes WE GET IT you’re in MOVIES big whoop nobody cares your job was to make out with holland roden for one more half of a season i HATE
* Really worried that Teen Wolf writers think 6A satisfied the Stydia fire in my heart….I mean it was better than anything I could have hoped and imagined but I’m like real worried that means we won’t get Stydia in 6B. Don’t fail me now Jeff, they’re endgame, give them at least a few scenes that showcase their bond.
* i feel like dylan will feed us, he FUCKING improvised the cheek kiss scene, he gave us an extra scene and i am sure that he will try his best to give us something. lets be positive guys. it really wouldn’t make any sense for us to not get stydia scenes. it’s the only ship that is in the show since day one. we at least getting one scene. like do you think it will end with not a single stydia scene??? we will get our happy stydia scene in the end. i love you all and i hate seeing you all stressed, i get stressed all the time and i really get from where your fear is coming from, but it really wouldn’t make any sense for us not to get any stydia scene. st@LIA got scenes and they were barley a healthy ship every single ship got scenes even the ugly ship m@rrish, so lets be positive and hopefully we will be happy.
BLESS THEIR LITTLE HEARTS, I LOVE THEM.
THEY ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT IN 6B.
WEEEEEERE BAAAACK!!!!
Teen Wolf 6B will start July 30, so we'll be around to watch a show die.
And the latest trailer has . . well, hardly any new footage really. It does have Scott's eyes now YELLOW. Wow, he stayed a True Alpha a long time, didn't he ?
And Dylan WON'T be in 6B, except for a few . . phone calls ? . . maybe ?
Kate and I will be around to witness this disaster of a final series. At the moment , the Troll Brigade is haunting various comment sections on the AO3. We've decided to troll any anti fic posted in the SHIPPER tag (esp Reylo, Karamel and Clalec). It's fun, and educational.
Seya around.
NO ! WE'RE NOT DEAD ! STOP SAYING THAT !
Heh. Wow, has it really been 3 weeks ?
First . .
"stilesbanshee : U back?"
"My fake ass will be back for two days and then leave for a year again so I didn’t wanna say anything ????. I just wanted to reblog Riverdale and then I saw all the hate and was like ‘this why I left tumblr’. BUT HOW ARE U"
YEP. TYLERPOSET IS BACK AND IS NOW IN THE RIVERDALE FANDOM.
SO, I GUESS SHE'S SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM NOW.
" I won’t let Tumblr ‘everything is offending and problematic’ ruin that "
SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IRONY. OH HONEY . . .
"otherbully1:
Goldie, my dearest love, has come back to me :)"
"Don’t hate me if I go again but as you can see I won’t forget about you !!!!! "
"otherbully1 : I know you won’t :) "
OMG ! GOLDIE AND BILLIE ARE BESTIES AGAIN . . . RUN !!!!
Anyway, the troll brigade has moved on to other, trollier pastures (but we'll be around for Teen Wolf 6B).
Agents Of SHIELD, The Flash, The 100, Supergirl, The Originals, Shadowhunters and various others. It's like a smorgasbord of delicious trolling opportunities.
But me and Kate (& The Master Baiter, IamTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding, marrish5ever, Stydia Is A Toxic Wastedump, and Peter Hale) are now waist deep in the sewer that calls itself the Star Wars fandom. You can find us on whatever comment section on the AO3 that we haven't been kicked off.
At the moment, we're having fun on treezie "a reylo fic". But hey, if you write a fic designed to troll a fandom, you just might attract some trolls.
And here we are.
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. (Stop laughing, Kate ! )
Sorry about radio silence, fellow trolls. Been in several different fandoms, to look for new trollish hunting grounds.
The Vampire Diaries is still troll central (* waves at klarowhiners *). But now there is The Flash (WestAllen vs SnowBarry), Supergirl (Karamel is the hated ship there, so that makes it easy to bait the antis), Agents of SHIELD (the anti SkyeWard group are hilariously easy to rile), The 100 (the Bellarkes are always fun to piss off. Just mention Clexa.), and Shadowhunters (for some reason, the most hated group is the ship that is basically shipped by 6 people . . Clalec. A real threat there it seems . . ???).
And Kate has been trolling the Star Wars fandom (yep, you were right IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding). Go to the above link (treezie "A Reylo Fic") to see her (and a few other actual reylo shippers) slam the anti-Reylos. Fifty four pages of prime trolling and porn snippets. Feel free to join in (and who got the bright idea to put anti-reylo crap in the REYLO tag ? Bet you're wishing you'd never thought of that !)
So, probably won't be here much until Teen Wolf 6B starts.
Happy Trolling !!
Lol Jen. It gets better. No one is talking about Teen Wolf . . because there is a Mazerunner: Death Cure video out now and lots of Dylan in it. Who cares about Scott and the other various teens we don't care about?!
And is Kate really replying to anti-Reylos on the AO3 with reylo porn snippets?
ROFL
And MTV has released the 6B trailer . . . I mean a 6 minute Sneak Peek . . . oh wait, it is a 90 second sneak peek . . . with Scott, Lydia and Malia . . . and NO STILES. Wow. This season is going to be terrific ! * SARCASM DETECTED * (sorry, Pato)
And the comment section on YouTube is filled with the ONE question everyone wants to know - WHERE IS STILES ?
OMG ! WE GOT A NEW TROLL WE CAN PLAY WITH !!!!
PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY LIKE PATO DID . . AND MARRISHITTY . . AND YINLOVEYANG . . AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE . . . WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID ??
Of course it's your life.. What a banal existence it must be.
Hi Agatha (Mrs) !!
We always welcome new v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ friends here. Feel free to comment anytime you want (because Polldaddy never seems to close these comment sections down. Yay !!).
. . . also, being fandom trolls IS our life.
I cant believe that a bunch of trolls still use this site. You're all petty. Get a life.
Aaaaand the klarowhiners never shut up. Now Camille has been killed on The Originals, they've turned their sights to Hayley. Oh boy.
* II hope and pray they kill off Hayley via the Hollow and they leave NOLA for good. Everyone in NOLA seriously hates them. Hayley sucks and the “save the baby” drama is ridiculous. Every season they come up with an outrageous retcon or absurd situation to jam her into everything. With Hayley it’s a never ending stream of nonsensical pity and praise propaganda. She, these dumb baby storylines, and awful ships drags down the show. I hope we get the old Mikaelsons back not the whiny family we’ve seen. TO shouldn’t be Twilight or a Disney production. They need to stop trying to turn Klaus and Elijah into princes for Klaroline, Haylijah, and Klayley fantasies. They don’t need to be “good”, they need to be smart (listen to Hayley and do the opposite) and I wish they would stop with this redemption nonsense.
Write Hayley off, bring back Kol and Rebekah, drop the baby trash, FFS leave NOLA, and get some character development for all of them. Elijah desperately needs something to do other than obsess about Hayley and Klaus. Haylijah is unbearable. Klelijah need actual friends badly. And, I don’t want to see Marcel anymore. The only good things going for this season is Vincent and the Hollow. Hopefully Hayley won’t hijack that too.
SERIOUSLY, KEEP YOUR BITCH MOUTH OFF MARCEL.
Sheesh.
I'm starting to miss the stydiots.
There's a new Will Wallace interview up on Pure B̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ Fandom.
* So staying on the topic of 6B, I have to ask about Stydia. Will we get to see them as a legit couple?
* It’s pretty safe to say that. We know how last season ended, so I’d say it’s pretty safe to think that we will see that happen, but again, we will have to wait and see.
- - -
So, basically they are going to continue fanbaiting . . . but I'm sure the stydiots are too smart to fall for that . . . * snort *
shut up Jen.
* ugh * Fire bad. Trees pretty.
And I have NO idea why spoilertv banned me. Is my singing that bad ?
But tvline . . . was the GIANT COCK too much ?
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH A BIG COCK ??
SERIOUSLY, WHAT ?!!
LOL.
Kate has now been kicked off tvline AND spoilertv. That's what happens when you post shit when you're drunk.
Yep. Not dead (* waves to fellow trolls *). Just hopping between several fandoms, and not a lot happening in the Teen Wolf fandom. We need some wank . . . or another poll
Oh Kate. Are you going to get kicked off Hollywwood Life next ? (not likely as they let you post pretty much anything) rofl.
* tumbleweeds blow across comment section * * crickets chirping *
. . it sure is quiet around here. I wonder if the stydiots have quietened down and got a bit saner . .
* Stydia fandom, we are BLESSED
Like do they realise what they did to us by making Dylan say “I love you so much” and “Will you marry me?” for AA? And then Holland’s “I’m pregnant” in Grey’s Anatomy. All these edits. Stydia proposal and babies. I’m alive you guys. I’m alive.
. . I guess not . . oh well . .
P.S. Yep, gone back to my old name. Tylerposet apparently DIDN'T leave the fandom . . AGAIN.
P.P.S. Has anyone seen Jen or Kate ? I think they dove into the Vampire Diaries fandom and we haven't heard from them since. Those Klaroliners can be vicious.
P.P.P.S. PAAAAAAAATO ?
But the real question is where did PATO go ? Did we scare her/him away ?
. . we really should stop doing that.
Huh. Have Jen and Kate left the fandom ?
But where will we get our precious wank ?
NOOOOOOOO
No one here but us c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s ̶ monkeys . . . hmmm, I hope marrishitty didn't read that. She mightn't be able to resist coming back . . . I'm just saying . .
where did everyone go?
Nope, we're not dead. Just busy. Real life crap, fandom polls, and some really fun trolling.
So, boys and girls. Let's see what those whacky klarowhiners have been up to.
* Never a Cami fan, she annoyed me too much. Listening to more of her crap…ugh
* Sorry, Andy, he already had Beauty and the Beast-style relationship and I won’t miss this cheap copy of it.
I’m happy we’re done with Klamille interactions and I can enjoy the rest of the season in peace.
* Not everyone can actually handle klaus that’s why caroline is best suited for him
* Firstly, I’m so glad that Cammi has gone, especially when you start season 4 and there she was being annoying again with Klaus.
- - - -
Yep, still a bucket full of crazy . . . * wanders off to see what the Belllark-ing Mad are up to in the 100 fandom *
I think I need a holiday. This poll was pure hell. I LOVED IT !!
Back to the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
* FINAL ROUND . . . To no-ones surprise . . . CLEXA WON !!! (60 % VOTE !!)(308.1K votes)
As per usual, the Clexakru powered ahead to an unassailable lead. Onl y Sterek kept up (25 % at one stage) but soon got it's votes snatched away. Delena and Destiel tried but failed. I do believe the Clexa ship can only be brought down with a rocket launcher now.
Note: The other 13 ships got 40 %. Ouch. (Delena 18 %, Destiel 8 %, Klamille 6 %, Sterek 4 %, Westallen 2 %, Supercorp 1 %, Olicity 1 %) .
We love Sterek but knew that there was little chance against the ClexaKru. The Sterek ship is still HUGE in the TW fandom, but shippers don't have the same enthusiasm for fandom polls. Sign of a dying fandom.
We are proud of our new ship, Klamille for defeating the Klarowhiners.
And the TrollKru had a lot of fun trolling the polls comment sections. Especially Kate. See if you can spot her.
It was hilariously easy to rile up the various fandoms. Just find the ship that gets shit on by another big ship . . . then start voting for that ship until it becomes a threat to the "big" ship. Then watch the wank unfold.
Which is why Calaric, Klamille, Ezria, Karamel, and Snowbarry got a sudden influx of votes.
Delicious, delicious wank !!!
Anyway, back to trolling The Originals fandom. Let's see what those whacky Klarowhiners have got up to.
OMG ! Fandom Polls are the work of the devil ! I can't feel my hands. Kate is speaking in tongues.
Back to the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
* Which ship will get a second chance? (THIS ROUND IS OVER & KLAMILLE WON !!)
KLAMILLE 44 % to KLAROLINE 33 % (154.5K votes).
Note: The other 9 ships got 23 %. (17 % SANVERS, 6 % BETTY/VERONICA)
Oh what a round as BETTY/VERONICA did well on the first day, but were overtaken by SANVERS.
Then the huge battle between Klamille and Klaroline begun. Every time Klamille pulled ahead ( 50 % on the first day !), Klaroline would catch up.
So, on the final day we got the TrollKru (hey thanks, Clexa !) together and voted in huge blocks. It was worth the pain.
Special thanks goes out to IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding, PETER HALE, THE MASTER BAITER,
Marrish5ever and various other trolls. Great work !!
Klaroline is gone ! Stydiot was a non entity (0 % * snort *). This was a great day !
Now the FINAL is here (ends 4 April 10PM CST).
WE MUST VOTE STEREK !!
(Sorry, Klamille but we got you to the final and eliminated your main rival . . .)
This will be tough as we are up against Destiel, Delena, Olicity, Clexa, Spuffy, Supercorp, Westallen and others. Clexa have already taken a big lead.
VOTE STEREK !!!
Ugh. What Hell God came up with the idea of fandom polls ? They seem to add 90 000 % wank to fandom . . . THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THEM !!
So, let's head back to the wankfest known as the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
The first round just ended (the fandoms who came 2nd go into a poll to get the last place in next round).
* Teen Wolf - STEREK 73 % to STYDIA 24 % (18.7K votes)
Note: The other 6 ships got only 3 %.
Wow. The stydiots got beaten so badly, they probably had to go to hospital.
All over on the first day too !
* The Originals - HAYLIJAH 50 % to KLAMILLE 46 %. (21.6K votes)
Note: The other 5 ships got 4 %.
Now this was a battle and a half. Klamille came so close to winning too. Kate thinks she put in at least half those votes (at least, that's what her cramped hands feel like). She was mostly doing it to piss off the Klarowhiners though. good job, Kate.
* The Vampire Diaries - DELENA 59 % to KLAROLINE 32 % (73.2K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 9 %. (Steroline, Stelena, Bonzo, Calaric).
The Klarowhiners must be pissed that they are NOT the big ship in this fandom. Also, that Calaric had over 20 % at one stage (Good one, Kate !!).
* Arrow - OLICITY beat LAULIVER (Laurel/Oliver) (125.5K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 33 %. ?
* snort * The voting continued after the poll closed, so I have no idea of percentages . (Olicity 31 % , Lauliver 36 %, Sara/Nyssa 33 % ????). Yeah, nice try guys.
* Legends Of Tomorrow - SNART/SARA 50 % to SARA/RIP 20 % (12.5K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 30 %.
* The Flash - WESTALLEN 56 % to SNOWBARRY 37 % (34.1K votes).
Note: The other 5 ships got 7 % .
Snowbarry gave the Westallens a scare here. And the amount of wank on social media was hilarious.
* Pretty Little Liars - EZRIA 38 % to EMISON 24 % (2.6K votes)
Note: The other 6 ships got 38 %.
Once Ezria got ahead, it was never threatened again. Nice level of wank though.
* Riverdale - VERONICA/ARCHIE 56 % to BETTY/VERONICA 34 % (30.4K votes)
Note: The other 4 ships got 10 %.
* Supergirl - SUPERCORP 47 % to SANVERS 42 % (88.5K votes).
Note: The other 4 ships got 11 %.
Super level of wank here as Karamel got over 20 % of the vote, at one stage. Also, massive arguments over canon vs. fanon ships. A beautiful thing to watch.
* The 100 - CLEXA 41 % to ECHO/BELLAMY 17 % (2 M votes . . . 2 MILLION ???????) * WTF ? *
Note: The other 5 ships got 42 %.
Neeeeever a real contest. In fact, once they knew they'd won, the ClexaKru had time to make sure Bellarke came 5th in the poll !! Nice one !
* OTHER SHIPS (Top 3 go through to next round) DESTIEL 25 % to BRIENNE./TARMUND 14 % to SPUFFY 11 %. (3.7K votes).
Note: The other 12 ships have 50 % ( Malec 5 % , Bamon 1 % , Richonne 7 %, Fitzsimmons 5 %, CaptainSwan 8 %).
No big surprise as Destiel took the lead, and an easy one.
* So, 13 teams into the next round (Destiel, Brienne/Tarmund, Spuffy, Sterek, Haylijah, Delena, Olicity, Snart/Sara, Westallen, Ezria, Veronica/Archie, Supercorp, and Clexa).
And now there is a poll to see which ONE ship joins them.
Klamille is leading at moment but is in tough contest with Betty/Veronica, Klaroline and Sanvers.
You'll all be happy to know that STYDIOT has no chance of winning . . . again.
* goes to happy place *
* Kate always loves giving them to all our adoring fans . . . all 2 of them.
* sigh *
I hope everyone enjoyed the April Fool's Day presents. ate always loves giving them to all our adoring fans . . . all 2 of them.
Seya next year !
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Yep, it's official. Goldie is back ! The amount of wank in the Teen Wolf fandom just lifted by about 600 %.
So, what pearls of wisdom has she come up with ?
* "Anonymous : what's the thing you hate the most about jordan parrish?"
he breathes
OH GOLDIE. NOW WE REMEMBER WHY WE H̶a̶t̶e̶ /̶ ̶L̶o̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶/W̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶T̶o̶ ̶D̶i̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶ ̶A̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶ LOVE YOU. * cough *
* I love how Stydia has been canon since 3x11 (:
AND NOW IT'S OVER.
AND IT WAS CRAP.
AND THE RATINGS HAVE TANKED.
AND THE SERIES IS NOW CANCELLED.
AND DYLAN HAS LEFT THE SHOW.
. . . . welcome back !!
No, we haven't died (and I'm now glaring at those who are saying "Damn It").
Other than torturing the Klaro-Whiners, we are enjoying the 2017 Shipper Showdown poll on purefandom.com.
11 different fandom polls, that you can vote on as many times as you want(using incognito). First round ends April 1.
* Teen Wolf - STEREK 72 % to STYDIA 25 % (17.4K voted)
This poll was practically won on the first day . And (as expected) the stydiots gave up not long afterwards. There has been NO vote change in days. It's not even a contest really. And the stydiots keep saying they're a HUGE fandom.
Sure Jan.
Note: The other 6 ships got only 3 %. Yikes. Also, where the heck was MARRISH ?
* The Originals - HAYLIJAH 49 % to KLAMILLE 39 %. (8.5K voted)
Another wank rich poll, as the Klaro Whiners are dead set on making Klamille lose. We should do something about that (LOL).
Note: The other 5 ships got 12 %.
* The Vampire Diaries - DELENA 61 % to KLAROLINE 27 % to CALARIC (Caroline/Alaric) 10 %. (55.1K voted)
Wow. Not even a close contest. The Klaro Whiners must be spitting chips.
But the early voting war was between Klaroline and Calaric (were 20 % at one stage). Ur welcome, Delena (who passed Klaroline while they were distracted and probably tired). The amount of complaining wank is a beautiful thing to see.
Note: The other 3 ships got 2 %. (Steroline, Stelena, Bonzo).
* Arrow - OLICITY 49 % to LAULIVER (Laurel/Oliver) 43 % (40.7K voted)
Looked [pretty one sided until today, when the Lauliver shippers came out in force.
Note: The other 4 ships got 8 %.
* Legends Of Tomorrow - SNART/SARA 50 % to SARA/RIP 21 %
No comment as not in this fandom.
Note: The other 4 ships got 29 %.
* The Flash - WESTALLEN 50 % to SNOWBARRY 43 % (25.2K voted).
Westallen was winning easily, until someone (* cough *) started power voting for Snowbarry. Needless to say, that produced a small amount of panic (especially as there was only 3 % difference at one stage). ROFL
Note: The other 5 ships got 7 % .
* Pretty Little Liars - EZRIA 35 % to EMISON 24 % to SPOBY 24 % (2.4K voted)
Yeah, we admit it. We voted for Ezria so we could enjoy the amount of wank that came from them winning. But not much of a contest really.
Note: The other 5 ships got 17 %.
* Riverdale - VERONICA/ARCHIE 56 % to BETTY/VERONICA 34 % (30.1K voted)
Another fandom we know nothing about.
Note: The other 4 ships got 10 %.
* Supergirl - SANVERS 50 % to SUPERCORP 31 % to KARAMEL 16 % (41.2K voted).
Mmmm, wank. They really do hate Karamel, which is why we helped get it to 21 % , at one point. They were actually only 2 % behind Supercorp.
Note: The other 3 ships got 3 %.
* The 100 - CLEXA 43 % (1.7 M voted . . . 1. 7 MILLION ???????)
Who. Can anyone beat the mighty clexa ? Yeah, that's rhetorical.
Bellarke has now actually dropped to 4th, on 14 % (Echo/Bellamy 19 %, Lincoln/Octavia 17%).
Note: The other 3 ships got 7 %.
* OTHER SHIPS (Top 3 go through to next round) - SPUFFY 15 % & CAPTAIN SWAN 11 % & DESTIEL 10 % (2.5K voted).
Note: The other 12 ships have 64 % ( Malec 7 % , Bamon 2 % , Richonne 7 %, Fitzsimmons 6 %).
** Wow, what a wankfest !! We love it !
PSA
The Troll Brigade hasn't abandoned this site (it's so comfy). But we have now chosen our new fandoms to troll.
And the winner is . . . THE VAMPIRE DIARIES/THE ORIGINALS.
The klaro whiners (good one, Kate ! ) are just too good to pass up. With VD now over, they think Caroline will just walk straight over to TO. And with Stefan, and Camille dead, less rivals to worry about.
The potential for massive wank here is probably 600 %. I may be understating that.
Don't worry. We haven't abandoned this troll hole. We will return here to troll the Teen Wolf fandom in time for 6B. Should be fun ! (not so much for the stydiots).
So, just follow the link above to find our new premises (still on Troll Daddy). And we are commenting over on tvline.com (harder to do as actually moderated, unlike Hollywood Life. But they do need to occasionally sleep, so that's when we can troll the forums freely. We do like a challenge.)
Some of our long time fellow-trolls are dipping their toes into other fandoms (esp. Star Wars, the Wank Granddaddy of all fandoms), so you'll see them around too.
The Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge - Championship Round) . . . to no ones surprise, Clexa defeated Swanqueen 53 % to 47 %. Well, Clexa just won the ALNM Podcast poll, so hardly a surprise. They are as big and as organised as Sterek. Congratulations ! ( The #ClexaKru proved to be an unstoppable force of nature two years in a row. - Zimbio). 3.7 million votes were cast in this poll (over all rounds) !
See you guys around.
Has it really been two days since we were here ? How time flies when you're trolling the VD fandom.
On the Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge Final Four) Clexa and Swan queen are through to the Final.. Damn, that will be one doozy of a final.
* Do you think Klaus and Caroline are endgame? (Hollywood Life poll)
11 % No. (This needs to be corrected)
* Is 'Teen Wolf' the best teen show of its time? (Hollywood Life poll)
64 % NO.
Seriously, how was the Yes vote 95 % ?? Thank God, we've corrected it.
Anyway, fellow trolls. We are still here in the Teen Wolf fandom (until the bitter end) but Vampire Diaries/The Originals fandom is just too wanky to pass up.
Especially as Klaroline looks likely to be dropped altogether by the writers, now that VD has ended. LOL.
Seya around.
A moments silence for the now deleted ultrateenwolfconfessions.tumblr.com.
We shall miss having the fandom wank all in one place. Goodbye my friend.
Hi !
The Zimbio poll (2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge - Elite Eight) has Swanqueen, Bamon, Clexa (thrashed Malec), and Kara/Lena (Supergirl).
Does anyone want to bet against clexa ?
. . . . yeah, I didn't think so.
* "Just wondering that why won't we get stydia love scene, not that i want scallison level kinda scene but still i wanted & m hugely disappointed in jeff cuz I have read it somewhere on Instagram that DOB or HOLL either one of them didn't want love scene. And now that i have read it I can't help but wonder why DOB was less involved in 6x10 kiss???? i mean he had fucking sex scene with his gf, with shelley but he won't with HOLL,what is ths some holy pact btwen him and his slut gf, who fucks every1"
A stydiot said this. Still so fucking charming, I see. * wow*
omg. The latest Hollywood Life article on Teen Wolf is hilarious.
* Dear ‘Teen Wolf,’ Thank You For 6 Incredible Years Of Fun, Love & Tears
THANK YOU FORTHE FIRST 3 INCREDIBLE YEARS. PITY ABOUT THE VOMIT BUCKET OF THE LAST 3 YEARS.
* The ‘Teen Wolf’ cast and crew are wrapping up their final days on set after six seasons. The show could have very easily coasted with hot guys and shirtless scenes, but ‘Teen Wolf’ became so much more than just that show.
YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO HOT GUYS AND SHIRTLESS SCENES. THAT WAS THE ONLY THING YOU WERE GOOD AT.
* Jeff Davis masterfully planted the seeds for Stiles and Lydia early on, with Stiles yearning after the girl he thought he could never have. He didn’t just throw them together after Jackson (Colton Haynes) left just for the sake of shock value. He let Stiles and Lydia grow up and let their feelings mature until they were ready to fully face them.
OMG. HE NEEEEEVER PLANNED ON THEM BEING ENDGAME. HE TRIED OUT STORA, STALIA, LAIDEN, AND MARRISH BEFORE HE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO THROW STYDIOT INTO THE RING . . IN THE FINAL SEASON.
JUST BEFORE DYLAN LEFT FOR GOOD !
* HollywoodLifers, are you sad Teen Wolf is ending? Let me know!
HERE, HAVE MY VOMIT BUCKET. I WON'T NEED IT FOR MUCH LONGER.
Now, back to trolling the klaroliners . . .
Wow, the Teen Wolf fandom is pretty much dead. . . and still with TEN more episodes to go. Yikes.
The Zimbio poll had only a little wank in the comments (opportunity lost, guys !). Mostly on botting and down-voting opponents.
All's fair in love and polls, sweethearts.
Anyway, the Final Eight Round will SIX femmeslash pairs, one slash pair (Malec) and one het pair (Bamon).
We're not particularly backing anyone here (although we think Clexa will be the one to beat).
Oh, fellow trolls are split between heading to The Originals or Star Wars fandoms next. Klaroliners are just our shade of bat-shit crazy, but the anti-Reylos are just soooooo easy to rile up. Hmmm, decisions.
PATO ? I guess you got lost on your way back here . . ? * WAVES *
MARRISHITTY ? I guess you're still being treated for your . . err, problem ? FYI, Planet Of The Apes is NOT a porno. Just thought you should know.
Did you miss me, darlings ?
Anyway, Teen Wolf 6B has wrapped and there was NO sign of Dylan O'Brien. Which pretty much confirms that he's left the series for good.
So . . . . NO MORE STYDIOT!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Peter, Parrish and Deucalion will be in 6B. Possible cameos from either Derek, Isaac or Jackson. I'm good.
Ooh, love the new name IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding.
OK, Jen and I are preparing for the post-Teen Wolf era. The trolls are looking for a new fandom. Ideas ?
We need a fandom that is extremely wanky and with wall-to-wall ship wars. So, basically just like TW.
Ideas so far:
1-Supernatural (but we've been there, done that. Still carry the scars.)
2-The Vampire Diaries/The Originals (We're kinda already trolling the klaroliners).
3-The 100 (Clexa vs Bellarke . . . mmmm, ship war . .)
4-Shadowhunters (deliciously wanky for a "new" fandom)
5-Star Wars (The Force Awakens) (we are friends with some from both the Reylo and Kylux fandoms . .)
6-Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Again, the hate-on for Skyeward makes for tasty wank)
7-Jessica Jones (ooh, Jessigrave seems to cause all kinds of wank)
8-Voltron: Legendary Defender (SOOOOO MUCH SHIP WANK !!)
9-Naruto (DITTO !!)
10-Supergirl (just for the Mon-El wank alone . .)
11-Once Upon A Time (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SHIP WANK . . SOOOOO MUCH !!)
Any other ideas, few lurkers who occasionally comment here ?
P.S. Eonline FINALLY posted who won their poll . . Evak (Skam) !! (by 55 % to Malec 45 %). Wow, they even beat Steroline, Clexa, and Stydia .
Expect massive amount of wank after this (although the Malecs are still a lovefest over that final episode. Damnnit.)
P.P.S. Zimbio 2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge poll had lots of upsets in Rd 2.
Destiel, Olicity, Delena, Klaroline, and Stydia are out.
"In a rather shocking turn of events, Stiles & Lydia from Teen Wolf were taken down by Orange Is the New Black's Poussey and Soso. Stydia made it to the Final Four last year and have been a formidable force in previous years as well. This was definitely one of the closest races in Round 2."
Guess the stydiot ship is going in the same direction as the show's ratings.
Anyway, the Sweet Sixteen round has begun. I don't care who wins. Just enjoy the wank.
* Are bots/macros allowed? Some fandoms are openly bragging about using them
* Some fans are also bragging about antivoting other ships... This poll has turned sour. It was more fun last year and the year before!
LOL LOL LOL
Yep, still here (under my new name). Man, the Teen Wolf fandom is SOOOOO dead.
"Thank you to the 3 Stydia fans still left on tumblr. You make me feel not so lonely. We in this together!" (deathcabjenny.tumblr.com)
HA !! I think you meant 'still left in the fandom' . . right ? BTW, how did you go on the ALNMPodcast poll ? Oh, you lost that ?
How about the Eonline poll ? You guys lost that too ??
And the Zimbio poll . . how ya guys doing ?
rofl
First . . . 1800 COMMENTS !!
Second, this from Angela Harvey:
"Okay, I guess it's time to spill the beans . . . truth is, I was never a Stydia shipper. I wanted them to stay platonic. "
LOL. Until Jeff Davis suddenly decided to have "romantic" stydiot in the final season. So much for "planned since the very beginning" !
Fight me !!
The first round of 2017 TV Couples March Madness Challenge on Zimbio is over.
* Stydia vs Paige/Walter (Scorpion) 73 to 27 %
Sterek is not even nominated (which is weird but no one really understands how the nominations works, so ???).
Stydia now face Poussey and Soso ('Orange Is the New Black'), and are only leading 52 to 48 %.
VOTE AGAINST STYDIOT NOW !!
Kate and I (and the rest of the troll brigade) may have a new fandom to troll. Although, the Shadowhunter fandom seems to have plenty of trolls already.
The Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) is over. And complete outsider Evak (Skam) has won, beating Malec (Shadowhunters) 55.21 % to 44.79 %. It wasn't even close, with over 5 million votes total in the final.
Aaaand the Malecs are now a puddle of pure bitterness that rivals the stydiots and klaroliners.
* Its okay, it hurts but we as a fandom are strong! We KNOW who deserved this win.
The E news poll was biased, the skam fandom is hateful, the actors of skam are completely unprofessional and there is a possibility of cheating votes.
But we can at least sleep at night knowing we gave our all ❤
Malec is love, this fandom is beautiful, and I am so proud to be apart of this fight! Next year friends, we shall crush it.
* Anonymous: Has anyone considered sending in that screenshot of what the skam fan said about the hacking to the E! twitter? That does raise some bells and it would at least somewhat alert them to possible cheating.
EXCEPT IT WAS PROBABLY A STYDIOT TROLL WHO SENT THAT MESSAGE, IN THE PREVIOUS ROUND.
TRY TO KEEP UP.
* Also I’m so glad malec won the poll :) sure it says they “lost” or whatever but :) malec won :) Bc they’re healthy :) and have good mental illness rep :) and interracial rep :) and so much more :) they’re not a shame :) they won :) malec fandom won :)
AH, ALTERNATIVE FACTS.
* MALEC LOST THE POLL BUT WHO CARES THEY KISSED AND SAID I LOVE YOU YOUR POLL CAN CHOKE
* ALSO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO MUCH BETTER THAN WINNING A POLL OMG WE WON SO MUCH MORE
* anonymous asked:
who did you vote for in the evak vs malec poll?
please don’t get mad, but I voted for the store front… I know they’ve been getting a lot of hate, so I decided to help them out!
LOL
* Malec fandom: Skam doesn't want international attention, you could be ruining the future of your show by voting for Evak!!!
Skam showrunner: Urges people to vote for Even and Isak on her instagram
ROFL
We'll probably post any more wank we find here, but the Troll Brigade can now turn it's attention to the Zimbio poll.
What a time to be alive !
This poll may yet be wankier than ALNMPodcast.
Evak leads Malec 54.3 % to 45.7 %. Only 4 hours to go.
* I'm honestly so upset right now. We were doing so well yesterday. We got into a 49% and now we're at 45%. We, Malec fans have worked so hard and the Evak fans are barely doing anything. They are just hacking and talking shit. :/
* Stop acting like your opinions are revolutionary. They're not. Evak shippers were racist, there's no excusing that. Stop trying o excuse racism because your incestuos ship is losing its margin on the poll
* Honestly, even if the poll was hacked/cheated/what-the-fuck-ever, I doubt eonline would say anything about it. They got their poll, their site traffic, their exposure, what do they care? They were clearly leaning towards evak from the beginning so they have no reason to invalidate the whole contest due to cheating. Not saying I believe cheating actually happened, just saying if it did, eonline would likely never confirm it.
* Evak should've never been included in this poll. Enews is an American entertainment news channel. What's the point of Skam winning? It's not going to be shown in the US. If it does, it's going to be remade with different actors and be heavily edited. It's so biased to include Skam. They just want a white ship to win. Why aren't fans promoting Shadowhunters? It's not like Skam is available to everyone. Also, Skam fans are racists. If you don't see it, you're probably part of it. Vote Malec!
* Anonymous: so you still haven't posted any proof of all these skam accounts that have said these things about the sh actors. many people have been asked for all these accounts and no one has proof. it's just a game of telephone now. just like with the cheating tweet you posted, that was a troll account created that day with 2 tweets made by a stydia stan. you posting that without looking into it just shows that you are willing to post false hearsay.
"Lol I don’t have to post proof? Im not over here playing FBI. Drink some tea? Go fuck yourself to your pretty little blonde boys lol
Just fuck off in general, or come off anon, stop being a coward, and then maybe I’ll take you seriously aha"
. . . MMM . . I LOVE THE SMELL OF BUTTHURT IN THE MORNING.
* Likely an unpopular opinion: This may be selfish but Malec really needs to win and I wish Evak fans will listen to my perspective.
OMG, WE LOVE THE SWEET SMELL OF DESPERATION IN THE MORNING TOO.
* malec should win bc its interracial yall whites should stop
. . . THE SWEET, SWEET SMELL . .MMMM.
* This blog is NOT passive. I do not care about keeping the peace, when you have skammers out there claiming they are cheating votes.
I do not give a shit about your invalid arguments as to why your ship is better or deserves this award.
MALEC FANS ARE SHARKS, AND I AM OUT FOR THE KILL ????????????????
VOTE MALEC VOTE MALEC VOTE MALEC
. . . LOL. WE LOVE THE SMELL OF BATSHIT CRAZY TOO.
* Ummm, do you have a source that the Skam fandom are cheating? Because this 'technical experts' bulls**t and the earlier source (a malec shipper who would obviously be biased) you gave that said a friend of a friend told her are not accurate sources to make such accusations. Maybe just understand that you aren't always going to be on the winning side, just because what you want to happen isn't happening does not mean some grave injustice is occurring. Not everyone can be happy from this poll.
* doesn’t even matter if it’s true or not, the fact that only their fandom is talking about cheating just proves who the real winners should be
SWEETHEART, THAT HACKING CLAIM WAS FROM A TROLL ACCOUNT, WHICH WAS DELETED AS SOON AS IT WAS SET UP. GROW A BRAIN.
NEXT YOU'LL BE CLAIMING THAT OBAMA BUGGED TRUMP TOWER . . .
Evak is now 54.4 % to Malec 45.5 %.
And the Malecs have now transformed into Stydiots and complaining THEY WAS ROBBED !!
* Styd*as were right tho, ev*ks are cheating the poll, there are proof that they're cheating against malec now so they're cheaters
* skum better not let it go to their head cause honestly... only one reason they won. in my honest opinion.
* It's a TV couples poll, not an American TV couples poll. Why are Americans so ignorant? Both fandoms are huge and passionate, that's why it's such a tight race.
FINALLY . . A SANE, RATIONAL PERSON . . WHO MUST BE NEW TO FANDOM . . ROFL
* Why are people so convinced that Skam fandom is cheating? Well yeah of course, all the russian hackers are on our side..
* I’m so fucking bitter, it’s not even funny.
honestly it seems like all our votes went to evak instead.
* I was so proud to see both malec and evak as finalists because what a win you know, 2 lgbtq couples? But seeing how it brought out the worst of the fandom now I'm not that proud anymore
* They hacked the poll and said it was to look at the numbers as a defense, stop defending cheaters, do you even know how hard it is to shift a poll this far into the competition and yet they went up 0.5% in 10 fucking minutes it's literally impossible, we have a much bigger fanbase and it took us all night to rise up by 3%. Regardless they now have the reputation of cheaters in tumblr. Clexa lost because lexa is dead, clexa ended last year and it was popular last year now not so much
* But do we have any proof ev*k shippers are cheating? I’ve only seen accusations but no proof
ANOTHER SANE PERSON. BUT HONEY, WE NOW LIVE IN THE TRUMP ERA. YOU DON'T NEED PROOF.
JUST A TWITTER ACCOUNT.
RIGHT, MR PRESIDENT ?
** Seriously, thanks to all the stydiots, klaroliners and malecs who have entertained us all recently. You make our day.
** TV's Top Couple 2017: Round 6 (Top 2) - Magnus and Alec or Isak and Even?
This poll is closed
NO, IT'S NOT FUCKING CLOSED. STOP THAT !
. . and now the Malec stans are crying foul over the eonline poll. Just like the Stydiot stans. Apparently they can't believe that the Skam fandom could beat them. As if their fans are not as passionate or as dedicated. LOL.
* What the fuck I went to bed and we were at 49.8% and I wake up and we’re at 36% how is that even possible
* honestly if sk*m win this poll i’m going to be so devastated
* Srydia shippers who vote like crazy for malec just bc their ship was crushed by evak are kinda pathetic.
OMG ! ARE THEY ? ! SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TWICE ??
* how did we just drop .2% in the past 30 seconds when it took us 2 hours to get that far last night
* LITERALLY THE MORE WE VOTE WE KEEP DROPPING OMFG UGGGHHH
* We are down to 47.7% ... why do i feel that the polls are rigged?? I mean the Malec fandom has been voting like crazy and yet we are going down :(
UMMM, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO VOTING LIKE CRAZY . . AND NOT LETTING THEMSELVES BE DRAWN INTO ARGUMENTS . . LIKE U GUYS ARE.
* i lost all hope. we keep going down. :(
* listen something about this poll is fishy it makes absolutely zero sense for malec to be dropping like this not when we’ve been voting like crazy i mean it took an entire night to get those 3% and we’ve basically lost most of them within 5 hours it’s just…… hard to believe that we’re this vastly outnumbered but ok
* ok, who else feels like crying?
It’s not fair.. we worked so hard to get ti 49% and now we just keep sliding down no matter how many times we voted.
* i have so many questions? we’ve all been voting but the numbers only went down? and why does it say “this poll is closed” after we vote?
* anonymous asked:
Skam is suuuper popular now, I'm actually a huge fan of it, even though I'm voting for Malec. After this poll, I'd actually recommend watching it.
No thanks. Not interested in watching a teenage tv show in language I don’t understand.
* This isn't sour grapes or anything, but how is Skam even on an E Entertainment 2017 poll anyway? It's an American TV show poll -- all the other ships were from American TV, no? It's very strange. 95 percent of the people who voted on this poll from the other ships have never even heard of the Norwegian show. It plays NOWHERE in the US. It's weird. Really weird. If it were a remake for the US I'd get it, but...
I'M FINDING THIS HILARIOUS. AFTER ACCUSATIONS OF RACISM AGAINST EVAK, THEY ARE SAYING SHIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A TRUMP SUPPORTERS MOUTH.
HOW DARE EONLINE HAVE NON AMERICANS ON THEIR POLL !!
HOW DARE THIS NORWEGIAN SHOW BE SPOKEN IN . . . NORWEGIAN ! OMG !
IT'S UN-AMERICAN !
LMAO.
Yep, that's NOT sour grapes . . . REALLY !!
* Malec is nominated for E's Top Couple of 2017 tournament. I know the other ship nominated is forming alliances with other fandoms to win this. I was wondering if Ziam shippers could help us by voting for Malec. The poll ends today March 6th at 5pm. You can reblog the posts from www malecinfo tumblr com or go to the Malec tag to reblog posts. Would appreciate it
OMG !! IT'S A CONSPIRACY NOW !!!
* There are rumors of the other side cheating and I think it might be true honestly. Malec went down a percent since I woke up half an hour ago. Like what
* Why the fuck are we back at 48.1% omg why
* I keep voting and it keeps going down, it's been 4hours and we lost almost 2% even tho i've been voting non stop, they're probably going at it like crazy now, we're going to go back at 46% before america wakes up at this pace, I feel like giving up we're not going to win if america doesn't wake up right now
- - - MEANWHILE, Evak leads Malec 53.3 % to 46.7 %.
After almost catching up, Evak is now pulling away again steadily. Only 10 hours to go !!
The Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) Final Two continues. Malec vs Evak.
Just as much wank. And Captcha can die a fiery death as far as most people are concerned.
* Poll: Are you a robot?
Me after clicking the same pictures of road signs and shop fronts for the past few days: I... don't know...
* When you start picking street signs, even though its asking for store fronts. And truly question what is a mountain? Because apparently that was just a hill.
And now I’m a robot.
* Poll: Are you a robot?
Me: Fuck no!
Also Me: *fails at proving that I’m not a robot*
* This fucking eonline poll’s capchas are getting out of hand. There was one that’s like “select all the signs in this picture by dragging the cursor and tracing its shape.” BITCH HOW? WHY?
* There’s just going to be a shit ton of people soon that can’t look at a store front, street signs, or grass without just sobbing
** AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!
omfg. Now the poor little stydiots want the eonline poll to reopen, because of the "problems" they had (ie. THEY FUCKING LOST !!).
But the final between Malec and Evak has already begun . . so the chances of that happening is . . ZERO.
Awww.
. . . . . aaaaaand the stydiots are still bitching all over tumblr and twitter about " the mean, horrible, rigged Eonline poll".
DUUUUDE, you lost. I mean, you should be used to that by now. You just lost the ALNMPodcast poll, and now the eonline poll . . . that should get you guys all prepared . . . to LOSE the Zimbio poll next.
I say us trolls should celebrate the massive amount of wank the stydiots gave us recently. Let's start voting again on this poll. Let's get it to at least 90 % NO to Stydiot Endgame.
It's the least we can do.
And now the stydiot fandom is devouring itself . So beautiful to watch, I'm almost crying.
* this is to the people who actually voted, those who lied cause they were lazy can kiss my fucking ass
* at least we got this far, im so proud we made it the final 4, it's the farthest any teen wolf ship has ever gotten, im truly so proud
. . UMMM, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF STEREK ? . . THE SHIP THAT BEAT DESTIEL IN THE SLASH MADNESS POLL ON AFTERELTON ? . . THAT HAVE WON A SHIT LOAD OF OTHER POLLS (MANY OVER YOUR CRAPPY SHIP) . . NO ?
* real life question.. why is evak even in this poll... skams not even relevant and is just illegally watched??
So, stydiot losing the eonline poll is the fault of :
1-Lazy stydiots. They all should have voted !
2- The evak fandom, for daring to actually beat them. How dare they !
3- The other Teen Wolf ships, for voting against them. Because the stydiots have been all sweetness and light with all the other ships. . . . suuuure.
4- EOnline for running the damn poll, and for letting themselves be hacked ( because one person claimed that and I'm sure the anonymous stranger wasn't lying . . .)
Hoo boy, this is going to be an interesting week.
** VOTE AGAINST STYDIA ON THE ZIMBIO POLL !! **
Ummm . . the stydiots are so butthurt that they lost ANOTHER poll (should be used to it by now) that they created their very own twitter account so they could thrust all their butthurt over thereal culprit for them losing . . EONLINE ! (AntiEonline on twitter)
Someone pass the beer and pretzels ! We are going to have another wankstorm to entertain us !
And this is before they lose the Zimbio poll . . LMAO.
And the stydiot fandom is still the fandom that just keeps on wanking . . .
* Lydia Stilinski: Guys! We have to vote for STYDIA. All the SKAM lovers, please understand that we have been waiting for stydia to happen for 6 years and now they are FINALLY endgame. You will all have alot of chances to show isak and evan to the world but pleasee understand that this is teen wolf's last season. This is our last chance to show stydia to the world and prove that they are endgame. This is our last chance to do something for teen wolf. Over the years, teen wolf has done so much for us and it has gotten us through the toughest times of our lives! They have touched our lives in so many ways that no one could ever imagine. This is our only way of paying them back! We owe it to teen wolf. I sincerely hope you guys understand. Please help us out and vote for STYDIA! Thank You.
* Lydia Stilinski: vote for stydia cuz this is teen wolf's last season
* Lydia Stilinski
atleast there is some hope for you guys to win in the future cuz the show still goes on but we do not have that. This is our last season and its officially the last time for stydia. Plus there is a lot of love for evak so the producers are not going to end it so easily. This is my opinion. xx
* Lydia Stilinski
I dont think you guys get it! We are doing this not only for our otp but its for the whole show. This is the show's last season along with stydia's last season. That's why if y'all noticed, this is the first and last time why stydia shippers want it THIS bad. This show has done so much for us and we owe it to them. Its not just about stydia. Its about teen wolf as a whole. Besides it's only fair that we win because we've been waiting 6 whole years for this and evak is just new. And a ship with so much of love and support never dies easily. But ofc it's upto the writers.
* I'm sorry but if Stydia doesn't go through, then it's a travesty.
* Lydia Stilinski
What is wrong with this site? Since yesterday, stydia shippers have been voting and yet not even a 0.1 percent increase in the votes. This is so unfair. Im seriously starting to think that this thing is rigged ! Keep voting stydia shippers dont give up.
* Lydia Stilinski
sorry no stydia deserves to win. Its really not fair cuz we, the stydia fandom have been waiting for 6 years and y'all evak shippers have been waiting for what seems like 1 season. Stydia deserves to win especially now as teen wolf is ending in summer after 6 years. We need to win and end this beautiful series with a bang. xox
* Actually the Isak+Even twitter account WAS hacked. And this happened after a Stydia-fan had made a tweet asking if anyone could hack it to stop the account tweeting about power-hours. So the owner had to change the password, and that was that.
* Lydia Stilinski
IS THIS POLL HACKED E??
* Lydia Stilinski
the reason why i asked that was because someone said that the polls have been hacked! Read the earlier comments first! And there is no need for throwing out accusations because the votes for stydia are clearly rushing.
* Lydia Stilinski
It says poll is closed but the votes are still changing so it is being counted. But, apparently someone on twitter said that their dad hacked the poll. :"(
* Lydia Stilinski
I dont get it! Alot of people think that the meaning of a good relationship is sex and kissing? NO IT IS NOT! Its all about the connection. I dont think evak will ever have that kind of connection that stydia had. When you get into a relationship, it should start with friendship and then build a foundation and then fall in love. You dont just go jumping on each other the second you meet. And just because in your opinion they dont kiss, does not mean that theyre boring. You would know this if you knew what love and friendship actually is.
* Someone hacked your poll you might want to check it out apparently it was the Evak fandom.
WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! LOL
The amount of stydiot salty tears is delicious !!
* I just read that sterek and stalia shippers are voting against stydia in the poll. Thats honestly just really sad that the fandom cant support each other. This isn’t even just about stydia either. Its about the show and letting it get recognized in its final season.
AND MARRISH SHIPPERS. AND STETER. AND PYDIA.
AND WHEN DID YOU SUPPORT STEREK, STALIA, MARRISH ?
AND THE SHOW IS RECOGNISED . . . FOR BEING A HUGE PILE OF SHIT.
** VOTE AGAINST STYDIA IN THE ZIMBIO POLL !! **
It must have been so frustrating, seeing the stydiot total not move all day !
Eonline poll (TV's Top Couple 2017) . Isak/Evan (Skam) beat Stydiot 51.86 % to 48.14 % in the Final Four.
Over 3 MILLION votes !
Oh, and Malec won too.
* Your daily reminder that M*rrish is nothing ????
* Anonymous asked:Wait what do you mean unfair?
With the poll having constant technical difficulties and possible bots and hacking from the other side
* we fought hard in an unfair fight and came pretty damn close.
* RT if you believe that Stydia deserves better than a biased poll based off of cheaters and glitches.
*@eonline evaks hacked your site and cheated just so y 'all know.
* An Evak just said her dad hacked the poll to get more votes and I swear to god if that's why we lose I will riot in the streets.
* blaming stydia and making stuff up to cover yourselves ???? clap clap, so clever.
* evaks gtfo my mentions and stop looking innocent when y'all know you did not deserve your fake win
* lmao okay plead not guilty when there are receipts everywhere
* Y'ALL LITERALLY ADMITTED TO HACKING THAT'S NOT "ADVANCED TECH" IT'S CHEATING POINT BLANK YOU ARROGANT MORON
* only because you dirty rats cheated :/
* you mean like your pathetic fandom cheated, asked help from our antis and hacked the site???
* okay but...... don't try telling me these polls weren't blatantly and obviously rigged........
* lmao congrats evaks y'all fake won with the help of antis from tw but you wouldn't have stood a chance otherwise ????????????
* EVAK IS UGLY AND DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT
* stydias vote malek we're dragging evaks down with us
* FUCK YOU ENTITLED PATHETIC EVAKS STEREKS AND STALIAS WHO DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT FAIR AND SQUARE WITH HACKING AND ADMITTING IT
* evaks are ugly
* lmao stereks coming @ me... listen babyboo, you have no chances left and sterek will never happen. you have nothing to fight for. the end.
* the evak shippers cheated one of them even admitted that they had their dad hack the poll #DO #OVER #PLEASE
* if you have to brag about cheating and hacking you know your ship ain't that great
(UMM, YOU MEAN THE STYDIOT THAT PRETENDED TO BE AN EVAK SHIPPER AND SPREAD THAT RUMOUR ?)
* I feel like they (Eonline) might be biased towards e/vak? Or they might ship another TW couple and just really hate Stydia. lol I’m not 100% sure though. It’s just a feeling I got.
* With that being said, Stydia is still endgame and get ready for Zimbio!
OMG !! LOL !! LET'S ALL VOTE STYDIOT AS THE MOST BUTTHURT FANDOM FOR 2017.
THEY LOST ALNM PODCAST, AND NOW EONLINE. LET'S MAKE THEIR HEADS EXPLODE AS THEY LOSE ZIMBIO AS WELL.
AND LET'S SEND THIS TO ALL THE STYDIOTS:
#StydiaLosesAnotherPollSorry #MarrishIsReallyFuckingSorry #NOT
OMG !!
* "Please any fandom that wants to help, we’ll help you with Zimbio if you help us now, please please please vote stydia in the eonline poll
Tagged: #stydia #steroline #bellarke #Malec #delena #stelena #SCALLISON #scira #melargent
#melinski #captain swan #klaine "
WOW, THAT SMACKS OF DESPERATION.
I THINK THEY'RE LOSING !! KEEP VOTING SKAM !!
"std is winning so please vote" OMG !! WE'RE USING THAT FROM NOW ON !!
"That stydia account is whining to E! saying that haters are voting for Skam. Winning a ship poll won't make their ship sucks any less." ROFL.
And trolling-since-Chernobyl is keeping tabs on the stydiot wank. It's hilarious !
* “you guys do realize evak really isn’t winning, right? i mean, come on. there’s no way they’re more popular or bigger than stydia. What’s happening is salty stereks and stalias teaming up and voting against us. they didn’t get their canon ship (me: STALIA IS NOT CANON??? XDDD), so they’re trying to make damn sure we don’t win this and WE CAN RISE UP AND BEAT THEM. the haters are trying to make us lose by antivoting (me: Said a member of a fandom that begged other fandoms to vote for stydia :D) out of spite, but we need to show them we’re the alphas and vote harder because i guarantee there are plenty more of us than there are of them and we can do it”
I think I just pissed myself laughing. LOL.
. . and we get criticised for forming alliances with sterek or reylo ??
"CLEXA SHIPPERS:
Last year we voted with you and helped you win the Zimbio March Madness poll.
Help us now and vote for Stydia in the eonline poll! We need your help!"
"STEROLINE SHIPPERS!
I was hoping you all might want to help us out in the eonline poll?
We all know how beautiful a slowburn friends to lovers story line is, yours an epic and amazing story about to get its fairytale ending and ours just finally going canon. Help us win this poll for them! (If you’d like ????)
Vote Stydia ❤❤❤"
wow. What a bunch of suckups.
VOTE SKAM !!
Skam (who the heck are you ?) is beating stydiot 52 % to 48 %.
Good work, troll brigade. Just keep voting until the stydiots give up or start crying. Actually, if they start crying, you should send them a message
. . #StydiaLosesAnotherPollSorry # MarrishIsReallyFuckingSorry #NOT
P.S. I vote for IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding.
And now the stydiots are offering to write fanfiction as an incentive to voting on that Eonline poll.
Well, if there ever was an incentive to vote AGAINST stydiot, here it is.
" Every vote counts. Even if you’re not a huge Stydia shipper, even if you like Evak too, this is our LAST CHANCE to win it. Evak will have another turn next year, and then I will throw my support behind it. But for now, this is OUR LAST CHANCE. Please vote. "
Aww, it's their last chance . . WE MUST DESTROY THEM NOW !!
Skam is now 51.8 %. Keep voting !!
P.S. Should I change my name ? I 've already changed it from "IAmTheRealAntimarrishNaOnlyKidding".
But with antimarrish and tylerposet leaving the fandom, it may be time. Here are my choices:
* IAmTheRealDeathcabjennyNaOnlyKidding
* IAmTheRealYoncebansheeNaOnlyKidding
* IAmTheRealRongasmNaOnlyKidding
Any other suggestions ? . . . ummm, Kate . . I don't want ANY suggestions by you. LOL.
Ok, since Kate and I have been kicked off tvline (wimps !!), I guess we'll have to find somewhere else to have fun.
Eonline is having their poll (TV's Top Couple 2017). We are up to the final four and, unfortunately stydiot made it through.
Isak and Evan (Skam) is leading stydiot 51.7 % to 48.3 %.
We don't care what Skam is. If they're up against stydiot, they're our new best friend.
VOTE AGAINST STYDIOT !!!
Awww, they removed our best comments. I went to a lot of trouble finding those dick pics.
Annnd it only took us a few hours to get the vampire diaries comment section shut down. The moderators must have been asleep. That was fun.
But the Klaroliners are such easy targets really. Not as much fun as the stydiots.
And please stop crying. We still find that really offputting. Thanks.
I AM POLLDADDY.
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WHY MUST THE KLAROLINERS SUCK ?
NOBODY LIKES SOMETHING THAT SUCKS . . .
. . . WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK.
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Hi.
Jen is still mourning tylerposet leaving us (which seems to involve a generous application of boubon). So, you'll have to put up with me. Also, to the "faux" marrishitty who keeps messaging us . . please do continue. With Goldie gone, we're running out of wank. The fandom needs you.
* Results of A Little Nerd Music Podcast poll:
CLEXA won with 56 453 votes ! ( over Hollstein on 28 140 votes)
There were over 22 000 votes in the Hollstein vs Marrish SF. There were 84 593 votes in the Championship Round.
Of course, Sterek got 839 168 votes (losing to Destiel on 844 825 votes) on Ultimate Slash Madness (on AfterElton) in 2013.
Sterek also got 193 957 votes (beating Hannigram, McShep and Stucky) in Ultimate Slash Madness 2014.
So, Clexa is "big" compared to ships it went up against, but still tiny compared to Sterek at it's height.
Good work, Marrish shippers for going as far as you did. Especially sweet as stydiot fizzled out in the FIRST round. LOL.
Huh, it sure is quiet around here. Hiatus on Teen Wolf. BNFs of the fandom leaving (antimarrish, tylerposet). . Some of the trolls leaving for other fandoms. End of an era, guys.
And the distraction of the poll on A Little Nerd Music Podcast.
The Championship Round: Clexa vs Hollstein.
And the winner is . . . we'll find out on the next podcast (but Clexa were about 20 000 votes ahead before the vote count became hidden).
Clexa are actually terrifyingly organised when it comes to winning polls (kinda like sterek but not quiete as big). And it didn't take long before the wank started in the comment section. Clexa vs Hollstein vs Bellarke vs various trolls (not that we added anything . . no, really * cough * ). Apparently, the 100 and Carmilla fandoms are just as wanky as us. Wow.
So . . . CLEXA won !!!! Cngratulations (have been fond of them since they beat stydiot in several polls).
Seya around.
IT IS OFFICIAL ! TYLERPOSET IS LEAVING THE FANDOM !
* "It’s time to quit
Hey my lovely followers. Hey my lovely friends and mutuals. Hey my lovely stalkers. Hey my lovely haters. It took me ages to write this post, but it’s finally done when you’re reading this. As you can read in the title: it’s time to quit.
I started Tumblr out of nowhere, when teen wolf season four started and I was frustrated about a lot of things and wanted to complain about it. I made a stupid post about liam or dylan s and it had like 100+ notes and I gained 60 followers, but I didn’t realize until I logged on a week after posting it. For me, a new blogger it was so overwhelming lol. That same week I gained 100 followers and I can’t even begin to tell how happy that made me.
It started like that and soon I started gaining a shitload of followers in a little time. After a year I already had over 6000 followers. It might seem like nothing, but I was new and no one knew me and I gained followers quick. It was really overwhelming. People sent me messages all day long, it came to a point that I started to not care about messages. Not because I feel I’m too good for you, but because I couldn’t answer all of them.
This popularity that grew so quick was fun, but on the other hand it came with a lot of hate and mean stuff. People started talking about me on other platforms. People I didn’t even know or ever see on Tumblr knew every detail about me and everything I ever posted. Things I had forgotten myself. Death threats, fake ‘suicide’ posts, literally everything. Stalkers in my ask box. People telling me gross stuff about my family It was all part of it apparently. But OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK LOLOLOLOLOL I’M AMAZING BYEEEEE !!!!!!!!
But a time came and my life started getting a little too troubled. When I started Tumblr I didn’t know what I wanted with my life. I was confused and I felt lonely. I wasn’t lonely, I FELT lonely. So Tumblr felt good because I could talk to you guys. Then another time came and things got better. I didn’t feel alone anymore for some reason. I was having fun, fell in love (didn’t date anyone), everything was going good. Then ANOTHER time came and everything went downhill. I have never felt this way, but depression had caught my ass and didn’t leave me. I’m not really a talker, so I kept it a secret and I still do. No one around me knows and I’m just pretending it’s all cool, but it isn’t. I just know that at this point I am fighting to become a better person, a happier person and an even stronger person. I never ever doubted my strength, but sometimes it doesn’t matter how strong you are, unfortunately. Don’t get me wrong. Everything goes fine. I have great friends and have a lot of fun. But you know depression, it just comes and doesn’t leave.
As you guys have noticed, I’m not really active anymore. I just don’t give a fuck anymore. I’m a double major student, so everything is heavy on me. I have two jobs and I started a legal blog AND I work out. I just can’t make time for Tumblr anymore. Right now I made the decision that it’s enough. My journey on Tumblr is over. The good times and bad times, I’ll miss it all. I’ll miss the haters and my friends. Every single one of you.
I WON’T BE GIVING AWAY MY BLOG SO DON’T ASK ME.
My blog will exists so you guys can enjoy my rants and gifs and everything. I won’t be deleting it. I WON’T RETURN WITH ANOTHER BLOG. SO DON’T GIVE IN WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO BE ME WITH A NEW URL OR WHATEVER. I WON’T DO THAT.
If we’re mutuals please feel free to send me a message with your instagram so we can still be in contact. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND I WILL MISS YOU.
GOLDIE
OUT"
* "Hey my lovely stalkers. Hey my lovely haters. " AWWW, SHE REMEMBERED US.
* "I WON’T BE GIVING AWAY MY BLOG SO DON’T ASK ME." . . DAMN IT!
Well, we seemed to have lost PATO. If anyone sees the little fella, please return to PollDaddy. . . .anyway . . .
The ALNM Podcast poll (Final Four) !!!
WOW ! That was fun, and bloody exhausting.
* Clexa (The 100) vs Stucky (Captain America) 7807 - 1043
* Marrish (Teen Wolf) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 8524 - 13556 * SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR *
We voted all day, every day (Kate worked her ass off . At least several thousand votes were ALL her ! Damn !). Who knew that Marrish v Hollstein would produce over 22000 votes ? The Marrish shippers (and allies all across the TW, Star Wars & 100 fandoms) were passionate and vocal. Early on, we managed to snatch the lead from Hollstein. But cross-voting by Clexa shippers, and the stydiots also voting against us meant we were always coming from behind. The lead narrowed to less than 2000 on the final day, then blew out to 5000. Oh well, there's always next year.
Thanks Marrish5ever for her voting energy. Wow !
And then the trolling began (so, of course we had to join in). Even the Clexa comment section couldn't escape the feud between marrish and stydiot. * waves at stydia trash. Then slaps her for her homophobia * There might have been some giant text art used. Sorry about the giant cock.
And poor jay. Just making an innocent comment, only to have their name hijacked for the rest of the competition. Ooh, nice Rickrolling (has it really been 10 years since that started ?) And superb use of monty python.
And then the entire Hollstein comment section spontaneously became marrish shippers. And then Poll Daddy, and the sentient Cute Meme Face turned up. And somewhere around that time, the moderaters probably wondered why they ever decided to run a fandom poll.
So, we'll have Reylo and Bellarke voting against Clexa, and Marrish voting against Hollstein . Wow. That's going to be a wank free Final !
Seya all there !
PATO ? PATOOOOOOO ?
Pat-o, pay-ay-ay-to
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay, he say pay-ay-ay-to
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Pato ?
PATO ?
???????????????? ?
???????????????? ?
P-A-T-O !!!
PATO ™ !!
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The A Little Nerd Music Podcast poll has been delayed (and our fingers thank the moderators).
* "To give all your little voting fingers a rest, polls for the Final Four will open tomorrow night (Sunday February 12th at 9:00PM PST). So get your rest while you can!"
VOTE MARRISH !!
April,
I think you're on the wrong poll.
Cora and Lydia.
Well first, we're still all really disappointed that Tylerposet told us that she was leaving the fandom . . and has yet to follow through. She's such a tease.
Anyway, after the big split between tylerposet and otherbully1, we now have the big blow-up between runicscribbles and bigskydreaming.
* "I know this isn’t exactly what you’re saying and I apologize, since this is such an upsetting topic that we both agree on. I’m not trying to say you’re wrong because you’re not, and I know that wasn’t your intent with this, but as someone who is very involved in this fandom and the history of what’s going on, it just feels like this is very dismissive of what’s been happening." (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
* "Rune, please don’t try to flip the script on me. I literally posted my rant BECAUSE I saw you reblog the Josh Keaton podcast, just like I’ve seen everything else you’ve reblogged from Voltron fandom, and I don’t know why you’re assuming you’re the only one I follow who reblogs Voltron fandom stuff, and the only source of access I have to it, even if I chose not to speak up about fandom related things before now?"
(bigskydreaming.tumblr.com)
* " I’m only this pissed because I’m disappointed. There’s a lot we disagree on, that’s always been true. But when the one thing I never thought I’d have to question when it came to you given how you weren’t just anti-Sterek, you were freaking leading the charge against these IDENTICAL kinds of defenses is suddenly up for grabs the second you feel like your new fandom doesn’t understand how this time, its different…..is there a reason I shouldn’t be disappointed, Rune?" (bigskydreaming.tumblr.com)
* "I feel like I’ve been fairly consistent with how I ship things and how critical I am of the ships I’m invested in as well. I’m not sure we need to open up my anti-Stiles or Anti-Sciles tag to dive into the hundreds of things I’ve written and reblogged being critical of the, at that time, ship that I enjoyed the most. So by all means, you have a right to your feelings, but I’m not here to make you proud of me or prove something to you, and I feel like that’s kind of a bullshit move for you to make." (runicscribbles.tumblr.com)
SOMEONE GRAB THE POPCORN !! THIS LOOKS TO BE EPIC !!
A special thanks goes out to the entire Marrish fandom. Without your hard work in the ALNMP poll, the stydiots would have won.
THANK YOU ALL !!!!
Well, PATO seems to be taking a break (was it something we said ? Please say yes.). But we have other stuff to talk about.
The ALNM Podcast poll (Elite Eight) !!!
Wow, that was something ! We got an extra days voting, for a start. Stucky and Doctor/Rose had a last hour voting battle. Last year's winner, Stormpilot apparently didn't turn out to vote early on, and paid for it later (You're welcome, Reylos !). Marrish won, despite a big flurry of votes from the stydiots (WE SEE YOU !).
And then there was the unexpected HUGE battle between Drarry and Clexa ! They were both votring in huge blocks for days, until the unstoppable force that is Clexa pulled ahead. And the comment section was lol worthy, but friendly.
Special call out to Kate, who went above and beyond to vote for her ship Marrish (I'm pretty sure at least a 1000 of those votes were hers). And is now happily sipping vodka (oh, did we finish the tequila ?) and soaking her hands in cold water. You stay strong, Kate. (Too good for this world. Too pure.)
* Clexa (The 100) vs Drarry (Harry Potter) 7141 - 3105 * HOLY CRAP, CLEXA !! *
* Benslie (Parks & Recreation) vs Marrish (Teen Wolf) 1489 - 2250 * YESSSSSS !!!!! *
* Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) vs Stucky (Captain America) 1221 - 1350
* Stormpilot (Star Wars) vs Hollstein (Carmilla) 733 - 1262
Get ready for the next round ! Vote early. Vote often. Remember, you can vote in batches of 25 if you use Incognito or something similar.
And, can ANYONE beat Clexa ??
* Clexa vs Stucky * Battle of the giants ! *
* Marrish vs Hollstein * Battle of the small ships ! *
VOTE MARRISH !!!
PATO ?
. . . . PATO ???
. . . . PAAAAAAAATO ?
. . . He buggered off
So he has, he's scampered
IT'S OFFICIAL. JEFF DAVIS IS A TROLL.
* “Maybe they’re stumbling towards romantic love,” Davis says, “or maybe it blows up in their face after the first month and they say, ‘Screw it. Let’s just be friends.'” (tvline.com)
With Dylan gone, I guess we know which option it will be.
JEFF DAVIS.
ONE OF US ! ONE OF US ! ONE OF US !
* "Yes. I am bitter. I am bitter right now that people believe that this was somehow a good ending, when we got a 10 episode epic poem to a character who was supposed to be the comic relief."
This stuff is delicious. I want to lick the Scott stans salty tears. Years of shitting over the sterek fandom (the original ANTIS of this fandom, long before the stydiots) and now they are whining over THEIR favourite. ROFL.
LOL .
* Is a side character on his own show * I just read this on a Scott McCall blog.
OMG. Are you guys just realising this ? Wow. That only took SIX seasons.
Try to keep up.
* is no relation to me. *
* cough * That Jen Barnes on UD is no relation tom . Honestly. * sarcasm detected *. Oh Goddamnit.
DUDE !!!
YOU GUYS ARE UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY !!
I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO FAMOUS !!
Oh, I missed using this name. Should do it more often.
To all the stydiots out there (all 17 of you) :
I unclog my nose in your direction, you gormless pig-dogs! And if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet!
Well, if anyone deserves TWO trophies for being an idiot, it IS the stydiots
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"You're winning ? Here, have a trophy ????. It's about the same size as your ship * sarcasm detected *."
Oops. Sorry, the tiny trophy didn't come out right. Here, have a bigger one.
THE BIGGEST IDIOTS IN THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM 2017.
And the winner is . . . THE STYDIOTS !!!!
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PATO SAVAGE/PATO FUCKING SAVAGE/Patoagain ,
Wait . . . you actually looked for a "Professional Poop Delivery Service " ? Well, that explains the huge amount of shit that the stydiots send to the rest of the fandom. Now we know where you get it from.
Kate is still complaining about lack of porn . . . or weed . . or tequila.
* "Dude I fucking hate you."
But . . but we really like you . . . . . . . . . * sarcasm detected *
* " I am going to* and you were* bad grammar."
And here is bad grandpa.
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Ooops. That was the Creepy Tobey Maguire Meme Face. Easy to get the two confused.
Seya tomorrow !!
YEP. STILL A BIG FAT STYDIOT.
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WOH ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FACE ? !
MUST BE ALL THE WEED I'M SMOKING.
WAIT. THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY I'M A STYDIOT.
DOH.
PATO !!
Welcome back !
"Sorry I forgot about something.
*dude it's that u* yeah I am the first one not the second. "
Oh yeah, I think one of the troll brigade began to pretend to be people posting on this site. Our bad.
And really confusing after a while.
Whatever happened to WhatTheHellHound ? Or SorryNotSorry ? ( I do hope her problem with the STUCK CAPSLOCK KEY is over. Don't you hate it WHEN THAT HAPPENS ?)
Frank Zhang? Wolfsbane ? Effy Stonem ? Cassie Ainsworth ? SuckPuppet ? Rory Cook ? Tove Lo ?
Marrish5ever (before we stole that identity) ? MarrishIsEndgame ? (was pretty much asking us to steal that identity) Chanel Nr°1 ? Justin Bibah ?
SockPuppet (yeah, we stole that name too) ? Cat Stevens ? Eleanor Henstridge ? Abby Coleman ?
stalidiot ? Cassie Ainsworth ? marrishit (poor darling apparently suffered a stroke) ? Gwen Stefani ?
bitch ?
Was it something we said ? Or did they see some poor boy having a panic attack and they all rushed to kiss him ?
╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮
I am going to* and you were* bad grammar.
Oops I mean IAmAHugeFuckingTroll.
This name is fucking long.
IAmAHugeTroll,
Dude I fucking hate you.Seriously *sarcasm detected* anyways I am tired but I will answer you tomorrow. Sorry ,I through that you was a Stalia shipper. Whatever.Bye.
The link is not porn is even worst.*sarcasm detected*._Savage
I AM A STYDIOT.
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NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY MY HEAD IS SQUARE.
THEN AGAIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHIP SUCH A SHITTY SHIP.
MYSTERIES OF LIFE.
(CONTINUED)
* "Stydia : I'm not trying to romanticise Stiles' panic attack.I think Lydias' act to save his life was beautiful (plus the scene was beautiful,I mean acting,music,etc) "
A kiss is NOT how to treat a panic attack. And most of us took that as a comical moment. Like Scott throwing Isaac into a wall (LOL).
* "and with the second kiss: If you can't appreciate the passion of that kiss educate yourself.They were so hungry each other ,it was passion not disgust."
SURE, JAN. IT WAS ALLLLL PASSION. AND NOTHING ELSE. NO DISGUST WHATSOEVER.
* sarcasm detected * Oops again.
* "Don't *sarcasm detected* to me again"
OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU FINDING THIS ANNOYING ? I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
* sarcasm detected *
* "And there is a difference between romanticise a panic attack (something that I didn't) and romanticise unprotected sex in a mental hospital knowing that one of the two persons having sex had the mentallity of a 9 years old child/coyote HEALTHY SO HEALTHY RIGHT?."
Wow. We're not even Stalia shippers here (I'm a Sterek shipper. Kate is a Marrish shipper. And we both are fond of Steter.). But it's CANON that Malia is NOT mentally 9 years old. Crappy writing, but what's new ? And the first kiss during a panic attack is any better than this stalia scene. Really ?
* "Anyways it is not sad to think that I winning bc at the last the most important thing is the content of the serie and now my ship is happening (and not yours ) so."
The content of the series is crap. So, I guess it's hardly surprising that stydiot is the shittiest ship they've ever had. . . . wait for it . . * sarcasm detected *
You're winning ? Here, have a trophy ????. It's about the same size as your ship * sarcasm detected *.
* "You are really hungry for discussions ,like me.
And don' try to roast me bc I am a savage."
Oh no ! You're a savage ! EVERYONE RUN !!! * sarcasm detected *
I hope that wasn't too much sarcasm. I really do . . * SARCASM DETECTED *
¯\_(ツ)_/¯