* Thanks to all those giving thumbs up to "stydiot" on Urban Dictionary. And all those voting down that awful Marrish definition, and that stalia one too. Don't let the antis win. *
** THE " ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS IN THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM" AWARD.
1- "#EndgameSterek - Anonymous "
"I’d say that these two properly describe my response to this..."
(Pics of dog throwing up in toilet, garbage truck).
* GOTTA LOVE HER CLASS.
2- "#EndgameSteter - Anonymous "
"the first response would be . . . WHY ?
Now admittedly, I could see Peter wanting to mess with Scott so he corrupts his best friend. But I just can’t think of a reason why Peter would be interested in Stiles, for Stiles’ sake. It’d be dark fic for sure, and would probably end up with Stiles dying, or seriously hurt in some way.
(and I’m not even going to start on the age thing, to me any pairing with Peter is a dark-fic, so the underage thing comes with that, in that it’d be dub-con in a way no matter how you put it)
But honestly, even as a dark pairing, it wouldn’t interest me much, primarily because I can’t see it as something long term, cause I can’t see Stiles holding Peter’s interest, or Peter seeing him as anything other than a pawn. Where his real focus would be on Scott, whom Peter ‘is’ obsessed with.
So in other words, why go for steter if you could go for sceter? "
* I SEEM TO REMEMBER PETER TRYING TO KILL SCOTT IN SEASON 4. GUESS HE GOT OVER HIS "OBSEESSION" ?
3- "# SterekForever - Anonymous"
"In the garbage you mean."
* DID I MENTION CLASSY ?
4- "I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character." Ummm, wasn't 3b the highest rated season the show ever had ? - Anonymous "
"A season having high ratings, does not necessarily mean that a season was good. And I’d need to check the ratings to see if that’s even true.
Either way 3b was a terrible season, all around. They wasted way too much time on Stiles, aka the worst character on the show, when they knew that Allison and Isaac were leaving at the end of the season. Even if they weren’t going to spend more time on Scott, which they should have done anyway, they should definitely have spent more time on finishing Allison’s plotlines and giving her a grander exit than she got. Same for Isaac, as it was, Allison’s death, and Isaac leaving pretty much came out of nowhere. And not even in a good plot twist kind of way."
* OH, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. NIELSON RATINGS ARE A MATTER OF RECORD.
WHICH MEANS MOST VIWERS DON'T AGREE WITH YOU. MOST LOVED THAT DYLAN GOT TO STRETCH HIS ACTING ABILITY IN 3B. THAT HE WAS THE STAR.
THE RATINGS BEGAN TO FALL AFTER RETURNING TO SCOTT AS THE MAIN CHARACTER, AND STUPIDLY COMPLEX STORYLINES.
AND THEN DEREK AND PETER LEFT, AND SERIES 5 FELL INTO THE TOILET.
**
BUT THIS IS HOW A LARGE PART OF THE FANDOM REMEMBER HER:
*"liliaeth is 38 years old (no really, her DOB is in her ao3 profile) but gets her jollies from being nasty to teenagers on the internet 2 decades younger than her because of their shipping preferences. she’s pathetic as fuck and needs to go back to crying over her precious rapist Spike and writing essays about how evil and mean Buffy was to him."
* "liliaeth needs to fuck off. she’s like the sterek shipper version of scerek. she whines when people say they don’t like scott or scerek. if you like anyone that is not scott or any ship that is not scerek then you’re wrong and proceeds to write a long ass post about why she likes scott or why scerek is the PERFECT ship like stop! that person just said he didn’t like scott/scerek why the fuck would you think that he CARES about what you think? so fucking childish. just like gross sterek shippers."
3- "But if you want piss off @antimarrish why don't you rats do it yourselves ? have fun trying to stay relevant. xoxo." Oh, we are but we saw your comment over there and didn't want you to feel left out. And it's not about being relevant. We were just bored and nothings happening on 4chan, so . . .
" 4chan ? Seriously ? Is it 2004 again or something ?
You guys act like the stydia fandom is pissed and up in arms about this. I literally just heard about this. No one gives a shit about who y"all think is endgame because it doesn't matter. Jeff knows who is endgame and some dumb poll isn't going to change that. If stydia shippers were petty enough to care about that poll, you and I both know we would lead . . .
ＲＥＰＥＡＴ ＡＦＴＥＲ ＭＥ: ＴＨＥ! ＳＴＹＤＩＡ! ＦＡＮＤＯＭ! ＤＯＥＳ! ＮＯＴ! ＳＥＥ! ＭＡＲＲＩＨ! ＡＳ! Ａ! ＴＨＲＥＡＴ!
# ya'll are so funny # . . .but seriously I didn't even know still used 4chan lmao
* DUDE, TROLLS HERE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
AND JEFF DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE AGES OF HIS CHARACTERS OR HAVE A PROPER TIMELINE . YOU THINK HE KNOWS WHO'S ENDGAME ? SURE, JAN.
AND THE STYDIOTS DID TRY AND WIN THIS POLL. Y'ALL FAILED.
THERE ARE FAR MORE MARRISH HATE BLOGS THAN STYDIA, SO OF COURSE YOU SEE US A THREAT. DUH.
4- "saynotostalia suggested trending #anyonebutparrish or #killparrish. Now I'm seeing marrish shippers say they'll trend #anythingbutstydia. When will it end ? "
" I honestly just don't give a fuck about them anymore. They won't do shit, they couldn't even get marrish trending . . . . . . .
If you want to ask about stydia, be my guest ! But I seriously could care less about marrish, this is a stydia blog not an anti-marrish blog."
#to be fair they're just doing the same thing we're doing so . . . # no more marrish questios please !
* " this is a stydia blog not an anti-marrish blog." . . . EXCEPT FOR THOSE "FEW" TIMES YOU SHIT ALL OVER MARRISH, YOU MEAN ?
5- " #EndgameSterek"
" YIKES ™ "
#that's all I have to say to this #saying sterek is endgame is a drag on it's own.
* WELL, YOU SAID NO MORE MARRISH QUESTIONS . . .
6- " #EndgameSteter"
" . . . ya''ll are gross why the fuck are you on my blog . . ."
* . . . BECAUSE YOU KEEP REPLYING . . .DUH.
7- " #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
" ???????????????????????????????????????? bull shit bull sHit???? thats ✖️ some bull????????shit right????????th ???? ere???????????? right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ ???????? ????HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ???? ???????? ???? ‼️ ???? ???? ???? ???? ????????Bull shit "
#who keeps letting rats into my ask box wtf #ya''ll ugly
* U THE ONE WHO LET'S ME IN, SWEATY. ????????????????????????????????????????
8- "Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"did . . .did I just get . . .rick rolled ??
gODDAMN IT ANON ILY"
#THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE APRIL FOOLS JOKE
* TOOK A DAY OFF FROM TROLLING. UR WELCOME.
9- "#SterekHotterThanStydia"
" . . . . . . . . anyways ppl r ugly !!
#take your disgusting statutory rape lovin ass tf out of my ask box bye !! #rat tag
* #AND UR GETTING CARRIED AWAY BY UR TAGS #THEY R LONGER THAN UR REPLY
#HEY I HAVE MY OWN RAT TAG ! #YAY !!
** WE'D SEND YOU YOUR AWARD BUT YOU DELETED YOUR BLOG. SO, IT'S SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE ETHER. GOOD LUCK WITH FINDING IT.
MORE AWARDS SOON (u didn't think it was over yet, did you ?).
First, thanks Jen for your new contribution to Urban Dictionary.
* stalia
stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon.
"stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia."
Thanks to all our stalia friends for the help. We here at Troll Daddy are only too happy to contribute to the understanding of the masterpiece that is Teen Wolf. Anyone want to help with a new contribution to Stydia ? And no words rhyming with bunt. Even if it is really funny.
ON WITH THE AWARDS .
** THE " BITTEREST LITTLE STYDIOT IN THE FANDOM" AWARD.
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
1- " A friend told me stydia is suddenly losing a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think that Stiles and Lydia are endgam ?). The marrish shippers have descended on any poll involving stydia and are voting continuously. Why are they so salty ? "
* I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED THAT THIS BAITING WORKED SO OFTEN.
"If they are winning a poll, it means they all banded their bitter asses together to try and "defeat" us. It's really no secret the stydia fandom is huge compared to the marrish fandom. Marrish stans know it, we know it, and most importantly Jeff knows it. If the stydia fandom cared that much about a stupid poll that has literally no effect on the show, we would easily crush them l̶u̶c̶k̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶t̶y̶.̶ I wouldn't worry too much about it, anon. Since we are nearing the end of the series, chances are that the writers already know who is gonna be endgame, and narrative structure points to stiles and Lydia."
* YOU'RE TINY COMPARED TO STEREK. JEFF WAS MORE INVESTED IN THE MALE EYE CANDY ON THE SHOW. AND STYDIA LOSES POLLS ALL THE TIME. YOU LOST TO STEREK (BY HUGE MARGINS) AND SOMETIMES TO STALIA OR MARRISH. HA HA . L̶U̶C̶K̶I̶L̶Y̶ ̶W̶E̶ ̶A̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶T̶H̶A̶T̶ ̶P̶E̶T̶T̶Y̶.
YEAH, WE TOTALLY ARE.
2- "Hi, Kate here. Or anti-marrish. Or The Scarlet Pimpernel. Or whatever name I come up with on the day. Thanks for playing with the Troll Brigade. We thought that the Supernatural fandom was fun to stir up. But the Teen Wolf fandom is like poking a beehive. Can you thank antimarrish for making us all internet famous. Thanks."
* MAN, HOW DRUNK WAS I WHEN I SENT THIS ?
"not entirely sure what this about because I really don't give a fuck about anything marrish shippers dor or say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But if you want piss off @antimarrish why don't you rats do it yourselves ? have fun trying to stay relevant. xoxo."
# you obviously didn't "stir" up much if I don't even know what you're talking about.
* WE WOULD HAVE KEPT PISSING OFF ANTIMARRISH, BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE BLOCKED US.
* "Anonymous asked:Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"I suddenly can’t read"
#troll
* I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ILLITERACY COULD SUDDENLY STRIKE LIKE THAT.
* "Anonymous asked:#PeterHaleAndLydiaSeason6"
"I’ve missed you."
#troll
* AW, I MISSED YOU TOO, BOO.
* "Anonymous asked:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6"
"☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
#true stand up comedy #troll
* THANK YOU, BOO *bows*
* "Anonymous asked:Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %. just thought I'd update you on the completely pointless poll. Carry on."
"To quote one of the most inspirational lyrics in music history: “suck on my balls, pause, I had enough”
#ask #answered
* DUDE, WHERE'S MY TROLL TAG ? OMG, ARE WE BREAKING UP ? . . . .
. . Sorry, I ain't sorry
Sorry, I ain't sorry
I ain't sorry . . . .
And back to the awards. Sorry we were away so long but were adding some new words to Urban Dictionary. Stydiot is now officially a word. Yay !
** THE " CALLS A TROLL A TROLL (OR, AT LEAST HER TAGS DO) " AWARD
yoncebanshee.tumblr.com
* "Anonymous asked:That Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) has got almost 500 comments on it's polldaddy site. I can't help it. I had to look. So many trolls. So many salty marrish shippers."
* SUBTLE, I AINT.
"Do you think that a few butthurt marrish/stalia shippers could stop a big ass devoted fandom like the stydia one which is full of creative and active people who patiently waited five years to see their ship become canon?
I don’t just think stydia it’s endgame, I know it.
There wouldn’t need to put love songs when their scenes are on, or particular lines that make prople think they feel for each other.
* cough* BAITING *cough*.
I couldn’t give less fucks about marrish and stalia trolling the poll, angry and bad ppl do not deserve what we earned in so many years idgaf "
STEREK "EARNED" IT MORE. STILL DIDN'T BECOME CANON.
* "Anonymous asked:Hoechlin is returning for season 6 !! Sterek is endgame !!"
"Thank god!"
* SARCASM DETECTED.
* "Anonymous asked:Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"Well, that’s good to know hun thx"
* WHAT ? IT WAS APRIL 1 AND I WAS BORED. SO I RICKROLLED THE FANDOM.
Welcome back to The Stydiot Awards ! Hi to all the stydiots who actually come here (to see wether they won, I guess).
The Troll Brigade has worked hard on these, so thanks guys ! (Jen, Kate, Marrish5ever, PETER HALE, and IAmTheRealAntimarrishNaOnlyKidding). Also thanks to STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP, guest troll for today.
On with the awards.
** THE "DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT INSULT THROUGH AND PAID FOR IT"AWARD.
wolfittude.tumblr.com
* "What’s a 7 letter word for irrelevant? Parrish"
* "Anonymous asked:
What’s a 7 letter word for irrelevant? STYDIOT "
"Oh that’s real original. Come back when you have better insults."
* WELL, OK.
* "Anonymous asked:
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie "
"Ya ok. I guess that’s why Ryan is nowhere to be scene on set and Dylan has been pictured. Seriously. what are you trying to prove with this dumb hashtag? It just proves that you’re immature."
* EXCEPT PARRISH IS IN SEASON 6 AND STILES WILL MISS MOST OF IT.
* "Anonymous asked:
#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice "
"Not sure what Kira’s departure has to do with Stydia. Why are you people trying to blame everyone or everything that is involved with the show? Stydia has nothing to do with Kira, You should be blaming MTV not other actors, or ships."
* CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOW BLAMED ON STYDIA, DON'T YOU KNOW ?
** THE " IF YOU USE ENDGAME IN CONNECTION WITH STYDIA YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE" AWARD.
redstringbanshee.tumblr.com
* "And now marrish trolls are voting against stydia on a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The no vote is over 60 % !! We need people to keep voting.- Anonymous"
"Stydia shippers, if that bothers you, go vote! :)
I mean, Stydia is endgame either way lol they’re gonna have to deal eventually so I’m just chillin’ ya feel."
* THE TERM ENDGAME SHOULD BE BANNED IN CONJUNCTION WITH STYDIA.
* "#MarrishEndgame - Anonymous"
"Honey, the only endgame Parrish has going for him is ending up on a sex offender list. "
* OOOH, BURN.
"#don't play me anon #ship what you want but if you come to MY inbox wanting to pick a fight I'm taking my earrings out "
* SOMEONE HOLD MY FLOWER !
* "#MarrishEndgameSeason6 - Anonymous"
"pls find god"
* DUDE, I'M AN ATHEIST. AND THE STYDIOT FANDOM PROVES THERE IS NO GOD.
"#when you're so insecure with your ship you have to spew your toxicity in a strangers inbox #lmfao good luck with that boo #I'll just sip my tea and enjoy my OTP being in love bye"
* #stop calling me boo # bitch # I'll just lick your salty tears when stydia never happens # OK?
Is this a Peter x Lydia shipper? Is this just a random thought? Are you telling me this to ruin my day by thinking about Peter? Should I theorize about this?
I think this is supposed to piss me off but jokes on you, I have no fucking clue what you’re trying to communicate. Probably because it seems impossible that people actually ship this.
But now that you’re here, I should maybe say something to the extent of “If you ship an underage girl with her assaulter/abuser/harasser/traumatizer/all around despicable person, I feel more sad for you than I do angry. Because that’s fucked.”
#like seriously what is this ask??? "
* . . "I think this is supposed to piss me off " WELL, DUH.
* "Hollywood Life poll ( Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 37 & to No 63 %. 1200 COMMENTS NOW. - Anonymous"
"I try to stay away from all that as much as possible tbh. I’m so old. I’m so tired. I just want to take a long nap."
This little band of trolls now comes with a warning label. YAY !!
A community message from theystayalive.tumblr.com :
* PSA TO STYDIA FANDOM
hey guys
so if some of you have recieved recent hastags in your ask box such as #MarrishEndgameSeason6 or #ParrishAndLydiaSittingInATree or "Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %.”
don’t bother replying. remember that one poll that was all the way back in October of last year? the Hollywood Life one that took place 9 months ago? yeah so I decided to pop in for a little visit and turns out they’re sending these hastags to blogs to “bait them”?? and they think they’re cute doing this little awards show thingy on the comments whihc basically all they’re doing is waiting for us to reply and then they post it in the comments. there’s actually onlu like 3 people who still comment under there so whatever but just thought I’d let you guys know (:
#they really must not have a life #they treat this one poll like itll change endgame #sadly for them it wont #so oops #just let them waste their time
* SEE ? THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND IRONY.
TO WARN THE FANDOM ABOUT US *snort* , THEY ENDED UP WITH THEIR COMMENT POSTED HERE. *Doh*
WELL SOMEONE JUST FELL FOR THE BAITING, EH ?
1- THIS WON'T DISCOURAGE US USING HASHTAGS.
2- WE'LL CONTINUE TO UPDATE YOU ON HOW BADLY YOU LOST HERE. BECAUSE IT STILL SEEMS TO PISS YOU OFF.
3- AND WE LIVE FOR THAT.
4- WE REALLY DIDN'T THINK ANY OF YOU WERE STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS POLL. NOW WE KNOW YOU ARE, WE'LL CONTINUE WITH THE AWARDS.
5- MAYBE SEND ALL THE WINNERS A MESSAGE.
6- BECAUSE WE'RE GENEROUS LIKE THAT.
7- AND FYI , THERE ARE 5 OF US HERE. AND SOMETIMES A FEW "GUEST" TROLLS. AND WHOEVER WE MANAGE TO BAIT INTO REPLYING.
8- LIKE YOU.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Well, it seems that some stydiots are following our Awards.
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1-babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
** THE " SMALLEST HINT OF STALIA OR MARRISH MADE HER FLOUNCE FROM THE FANDOM" AWARD:
babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
""I hate teen wolf I’m so over this show ok just tell me when stydia happens and I’ll watch because if I see another episode with that much Malia or if I have to sit through a fucking Parrish Episode bye GOODBYE GOOD FUCKING BYE"
* OH BRAVO.
"I HAVE NEVER FELT SO BLESSED AND HONORED I GOT AN AWARD FOR SOMETHING IMMMM SOOOO HAPPY"
* I DETECT SARCASM.
2- stydiot.tumblr.com
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
"LMFAO!!! I’m so glad that someone would take so much time out of their day to make the stydiot fandom awards. this is going in my resume lmfao! so honored! "
#is this actually supposed to bother me? #lmfao #anti-marrish #and #anti-stalia shippers #some of them #like lmfao #do something with your life???? #stydiot fandom awards #im actually cackling #you guys are so embarrassing #im getting secondhand embarrassment
* AND YET YOU POSTED ABOUT YOUR AWARD. YOU'RE SECRETLY PROUD, AREN'T YOU ?
* OH LOOK, THERE WAS A COMMENT TOO:
hollandr.tumblr.com
"wtf is this?? who wrote that?? nvm that person is fucking irrelevant af. shit some marrish and stalia shippers are so pathetic smh"
* JEALOUS YOU DIDN'T GET AN AWARD ? WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
You can now find me on Urban Dictionary.
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stydiot
A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper.
If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.
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Remember to give it the Thumbs Up. Also working on definitions for " stydia" and " marrishits".
Thanks for the inspiration, marrishitty.
** THE " LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS STUPID POLL" AWARD
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com
* Do You Think Stiles & Lydia Are Endgame ?
No 58.65 %
Yes 41.35%
"GUYS THIS IS A FREAKIN’ JOKE
WE HAVE TO WIN || VOTE:))) "
* THE NO VOTE IS 64.1 % NOW. SO, IT MUST BE FREAKIN HILARIOUS.
** THE "WITTY REJOINDER" AWARD
thosestydiafeels.tumblr.com
"Anonyous - #MarrishEndgame "
"Shut Up."
* THE BUUUUUURN !!!!
** THE " WITTY TAGS IN REPLY TO AN ASK" AWARD
towalkinyourlight.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
" Oh hon.."
#reblogging this because it's my first ever anon 'hate' and i'm very proud of how i handled it #also they didn't even try very hard #if you're gonna send me hate put some work into it #don't waste my time
* YOU'RE RIGHT. SHOULD HAVE PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO IT. NEXT TIME, RIGHT HON ?
"Aww look I struck a nerve huh. And go ahead hate a character for whatever reason you want but I am saying if you hate a character just for the fact they stand in the way of your ship that is petty. And tbh if you read post that say “Parrish should just go away so Stiles and Lydia can get married” tells everyone who reads that post that the only reason they don’t like Parrish because he stands in the way of Stda. But that doesn’t take much to figure that out and read into that post. And I am not close minded about disliking certain characters I am just not petty enough to dislike a character who stands in the way of a ship I like. Lol I am guessing you are one of those people who are petty enough to hate a character because they stand in the way of a ship considering I struck a nerve with you. I am not saying that’s why you hate Parrish but maybe somewhere that’s why you hate a character because they stand the way of one of your ships lmao." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
* HARDEN THE FUCK UP ? SAYS THE PERSON WHO IS STAMPING HER LITTLE FOOT AT THE THOUGHT OF MARRISH. GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE SPACE" . AND TAKE YOUR BLANKIE WITH YOU.
** THE " STILL BELIEVES STYDIA WILL BE ENDGAME AND IT'S KINDA SAD" AWARD
stilinskislyds.tumblr.com
"Anonymous - People are saying a lot of bullshits on Hollywood Life's Poll about Stydia been endgame. They're calling Stydia " a toxic ship" and humiliating everyone who tries do argue with them. Some people have not respect at all."
"I honestly will never understand how anyone does not ship Stydia because I think it is the most beautiful couple in the entire world and cannot find one single flaw in their relationship besides the fact that they are not together. However, I can find many, many, many things wrong with other ships on the show, but I have yet to see any of them make a good point as to how Stydia is “toxic” so I will continue to ignore them because I know in my heart that Stydia is happening. Soon. It is endgame. The most beautiful couple of all time, and I will not be able to deal with my emotions when it happens. "
" Anonymous - I give up. The Hollywood Life poll, about stydia being endgame has been infested by trolls. I don't think they're all marrish either. The sterek horde has pushed the no vote up to 60 %. And I can't even with the comment section...."
"WAIT WHAT POLL???? Someone tell me what’s going on. This is an outrage."
* . . . CANNOT FIND ONE SINGLE FLAW IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP . . . I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT STYDIA IS HAPPENING . . .SOON, IT IS ENDGAME . . .
* WOW.
** THE " DO YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN ?" AWARD
stydiaa-martinski.tumblr.com
"Anonymous said:
"Parrish is not loyal to the pack whatsoever and doesn't even want to help, yet Lydia apparently needs him. Mmmm okay ..." So, Stiles had no loyalty when he locked himself away in Eichen House ? Kyra had no loyalty when she went away to the desert ? Mmmm okay..."
"Those are in no way what Parrish is doing? I’m aware he is scared of himself, but once he found out what he truly was, he just left. He knew the pack needed him, but he’s not even open to helping a ton of people survive!? Maybe he will be next episode and that’s great, but what I got from last episode is he is just giving up and leaving town "
* PARRISH THOUGHT HE WAS THE THREAT. AND HE DID HELP. HE GOT LYDIA OUT, BURNT AWAY THE MOUNTAIN ASH, STOPPED LYDIA'S SCREAM FROM KILLING EVERYONE, AND HELD BACK THE BEAST UNTIL SCOTT COULD DEAL WITH IT. SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT ALOE VERA ? IT'S GOOD FOR BURNS.
Welcome back !! Many more awards to come, so don't worry if you haven't got one yet.
** THE " STYDIOT WHO CONFUSES LOSING A POLL TO WINNING ONE" AWARD:
queenofmne.tumblr.com
"Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"YESYESYESYES"
* UMM, HONEY ? 62.6 % NO MEANS STYDIA IS L-O-S-I-N-G.
** THE " RESPOND TO HASHTAG WITH TONY MOTHER FUCKING STARK ROLLING HIS EYES GIF" AWARD:
redstringstydias.tumblr.com
" Anonymous - HOW MARRISH IS ENDGAME AT S6 IF JEFF CONFIRMED THAT STYDIA IS ?????????????? PEOPLE, PLEASE."
" RIGHT ??? JEFF, HOLLAND, SOME OF THE WRITERS, AND MOST OFTHE CAST HAVE SOMEHOW CONFIRMED THAT STYDIA IS END GAME AND WILL BE THE FOCAL POINT OF SEASON 6. "
"Anonymous - #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
* TONY STARK ROLLING EYES GIF *
* THE TROLLS AUTOMATICALLY RESPOND TO THE TERM "ENDGAME". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
** THE "STILL REFUSING TO BELIEVE THAT LYDIA IS OVER 18 NOW " AWARD
slysabrina.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"The only endgame that’s gonna happen to Parrish is him getting locked up for being a creeper "
* LYDIA IS OVER 18 NOW. HEADING TOWARDS 19. LEGALLY AN ADULT. U FEEL SO THREATENED BY MARRISH, DON'T YOU ?
** THE ' CAN'T SPELL MARRISH" AWARD
spiderdoctor67.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"Lmao umm… no??? I think you misspelled *Stydia my dear ;)"
* M-A-R-R-I-S-H. SPELLCHECK IS UR FRIEND.
** THE " LET'S CALL FOR PARRISH TO BE KILLED SO STYDIA CAN HAPPEN" AWARD
stydiasdelena.tumblr.com
"Eww the fact that anti shippers are gonna try and start to trend the tag #killparrish is so fucking gross. Like are you all that threatened by a character that you have to start a trend to kill him off." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"Are you seriously connecting hate for a character to a ship and acting as though we are the ones ship obsessed? M'Kay."
"Sweetheart I never said or implied that you guys are obsessed with your ship. And maybe I am obsessed with my ships and I am not ashamed of what I like lmao. But when more than half of your fandom says they hate Parrish because he is stands in the way of your ship of course I am going to call people out for it. And than the hate gets to the point where your fandom is trying to trend the tag #killparrish is fucking disgusting. And at this point it’s not even about Marrish I actually like Parrish so I am just looking out for this sweet character who gets hate because he stands in the way of your ship." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"It’s a fucking character. Harden the fuck up. People can hate Parrish for whatever reason they want. And tbh, most of the time the reason has very little - zero, to do with Stydia, and everything to do with his constant sexualising and fantasising of a teenager in high school. I honestly didn’t even care about Marrish. Much like I didn’t mind Laiden. But things changed. Not everyone is as simple minded as you when it comes to reasoning for disliking a certain character and/or ship."
"Aww look I struck a nerve huh. And go ahead hate a character for whatever reason you want but I am saying if you hate a character just for the fact they stand in the way of your ship that is petty. And tbh if you read post that say “Parrish should just go away so Stiles and Lydia can get married” tells everyone who reads that post that the only reason they don’t like Parrish because he stands in the way of Stda. But that doesn’t take much to figure that out and read into that post. And I am not close minded about disliking certain characters I am just not petty enoug
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
"#EndgamePydia"
"Sure, Jan"
"Hoechlin is returning for season 6. STEREK ENDGAME !!! "
"If you say so"
* GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH.
#pydia isnt even dead it just never exsisted #stydia is way engame
#is it becoming a trend for people to send me ships i dont ship and call them endgame?
"tags » anti pydia · stydia · a real person wrote this and that concerns me · please leave and promptly take a good look at your life and wonder where you went wrong · k thx · Anonymous · "
* #antistydia #promarrish #a real person responded to these and I'm concerned with their intelligence #please stop feeding the trolls # because feeding them only encourages more bloody hashtags # and I'm running out of ideas # seriously # I'm reduced to sending this crap # I joined this fandom and all I got was this stupid hashtag #see.
** THE " SO DUMB SHE HAS TO ASK HER FOLLOWERS TO HELP HER WITH A WORD" AWARD:
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com
"#MarrishEndgameSeason6"
APPARENTLY, ONE OF THESE WORDS WAS TOO HARD.
"what the hell is a marrish??" SEE !
"idk but I’ve heard it’s got six legs" LUCKILY HER FOLLOWERS WERE ON HAND TO HELP. SHAME THEY WERE JUST AS DUMB.
"damn is it deadly?" REALLY DUMB.
"the UN has authorised launching a missile at it"
"#it threatens the peace and security of this planet #it is a threat" 3 MONTHS LATE AND SEEMS TO THINK THE SIX LEGGED INSECT IS THE SIZE OF GODZILLA. HOO BOY !
GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH. AT LEAST THERE IS NO CONFUSION HERE.
#anti marrish #anti parrish #lydia martin #MARRISH IS DEAD #GET OUTTA HERE
** BONUS AWARD : THE "STYDIOT IS SO DUMB SHE IS RUNNING A MARRISH SHIPPING BLOG"AWARD
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com
@@ CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! @@
** THE " ONE OF THE FEW STYDIOTS THAT REFUSED TO BE BAITED" AWARD:
martinskki.tumblr.com
"Anonymous - have you seen all the bullshit some people are saying in this comments ? they're calling stydia "a toxic ship" and humiliating everyone who tries to argue with them. this is happening on Hollywood life's poll about stydia being endgame."
" I haven't seen it, but frankly I'm too tired to argue with people (and I admit that stydia is somewhat problematic but)."
"Anonymous - I thought they'd be gone by now. But the trolls are still on the various polls involving stydia on Hollywood Life. What is wrong with the marrish fandom ?"
"i dont even pay attention to those polls tbh. ignore em, it’s not worth it."
"#endgamemarrish"
"Anonymous - i’m not even mad that you put this and #endgamestalia in my ask. I feel sorry for you bc your ships are deader than Parrish (who is half of one of them). make yourself feel better however you’d like :))"
* ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A STYDIOT ? UR TOO DAMN NICE. TRY TO BITCH HARDER.
** THE "YOU USED TO BE A HUGE BITCH BUT THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH GOLDIE AND SUDDENLY YOU"RE A NICE PERSON TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE" AWARD:
otherbully1.tumblr.com
"Anonymous: What the heck is happening on that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). There are like, over 250 comments on a stupid poll. Is shipping always this passionate in the Teen Wolf fandom ?"
"didn’t know there was a poll going on. Kind of past the point of caring about shipping as far as Teen Wolf is concerned."
* SERIOUSLY, EVER SINCE OTHERBULLY1 AND TYLERPOSET SPLIT AS FRIENDS, BILLIE HAS BECOME SOMEONE I COULD LIKE. STYDIOTS AND STALIA SHIPPERS ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
"#EndgamePydia"
"Sure, Jan"
"Hoechlin is returning for season 6. STEREK ENDGAME !!! "
"If you say so"
* GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH.
#pydia isnt even dead it just never exsisted #stydia is way engame
#is it becoming a trend for people to send me ships i dont ship and call
** THE " LET'S PRETEND DYLAN O'BRIEN IS STILL GOING TO BE IN MOST OF SEASON 6" AWARD:
fuckyeahstilesandlydia.tumblr.com
"Is Dylan in season six? How are they explain that if he is not?"
"Dylan is in season 6 .. he was on set months ago before his injury and filmed at least for 6x01. The main crew wrapped for s6 but they’re not done and Dylan has and probably will shoot somethings over the summer since s6 will premiere sometimes this fall.
The explanation is: Stiles is missing. Its probably like the nogitsune storyline but worse in that he’s missing 80-95% of s6a. "
* DYLAN ONLY FILMED ONE EPISODE AND MISSED THE REST OF 6A. YET TO RESUME FILMING 6B. BUT YOU KEEP BELIEVING. CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU DON'T WANT TW TO DIE. WAIT, THAT ONLY SAVES TINKERBELL . . . .
** THE " HANG ONTO MY SHIP LEDGE WITH BLEEDING FINGERNAILS " AWARD:
ipikaboo.tumblr.com
"Sometimes, I lose almost hope on Stydia…. Then I go on the anti tag, to see how bitter those people and I laugh my ass off. Because that’s not true that I lose hope.
Stydia is happening and they know it."
* BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT ? PEAKED AT A SEASON 6 SCRIPT ? NO ?
** THE "LET'S NOT BOTHER COMING UP WITH OUR OWN HASHTAG IDEAS" AWARD.
isabelleligthwood.tumblr.com
Anonymous "#MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"oh honey! thanks for this! I needed a laugh! hahaha your burnt toast will never get with queen Lydia unless its in his dreams! and I get why you came here on anon....I wouldn't want anyone to know I shipped malnourished either."
#stydiaendgameseason6
* WOW. SO ORIGINAL. THE TROLL BRIGADE GOT BETTER REPLIES ELSEWHERE. TRY HARDER.
** THE " TAGS WERE LONGER THAN YOUR REPLY" AWARD:
ninerose.co.vu
"Anonymous : #SterekForever "
"#SterekIsGarbage"
"Indexed: anti sterek, ask, buddy.. i only get access to this hell site when the wifi isn't really used, i laughed when i saw this on my email omg, you're so cute (not really), Anonymous,"
* THAT'S A LOT OF TAGS, BUDDY.
** THE " WHO LIKES TO BOAST ABOUT ALL THE CRAP MTV IS BRIBING YOU WITH" AWARD:
"Anonymous said:
Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"well, guess the haters aren’t as busy as stydia shippers these days.. all the poles in the world won’t change who’s endgame hun, or who always gets the furthest in couple polls, or who got their own fanvideo made by mtv, or who got their own special by sony, and so on and so on :)"
and
"umm, that Hollywood Life poll now has stydia at 43 %. I think the trolls found a way to multiple vote here too. That sucks."
"Maybe with an incognito window. I don’t worry about it though, stydia is endgame no matter what they do and their bitterness won’t change that :) "
* WOW ! A FAN VIDEO ! A SONY SPECIAL ! THAT AND 20 CENTS WILL BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SEND MORE PYDIA HASHTAGS.....
"stydia is endgame no matter what they do " * LOL* *ROFL*
** THE " I'D RATHER LYDIA WAS DEAD THAN WITH PARRISH BECAUSE I'M A BIT CRAY-CRAY" AWARD:
lydiaswolfe.tumblr.com
"AND. Void Stiles could return to slit Lydia’s throat and drink her damn blood and it’d still be more romantic than whoever you ship her with. Byeee."
"Anonymous : "Void Stiles could return to slit Lydia’s throat and drink her damn blood and it’d still be more romantic than whoever you ship her with." Yes, shipping her with a sweet guy like Parrish is SO MUCH WORSE than Lydia being murdered. *applause*"
"Parrish is the most vile character on teen wolf and I’d rather Lydia dead than with him. "
* YEP, THIS DUDE WOULD RATHER LYDIA DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AT STILES HANDS THAN BE WITH PARRISH. WE'RE DEFINITELY SENDING YOU SOME MORE PYDIA HASHTAGS. KILLERS AND LYDIA ARE APPARENTLY YOUR THING. OK.
More soon.
Marrish5ever - 10 years ago
* LOL*
I remember dylanobruv. I sent this message " stydia as endgame ? I'd rather # CancelTeenWolf."
and got this " SEE U NEXT WEEK WHEN STYDIA BECOMES CANON BITCH"
This was in March.
Welcome back to another day of The Stydiot Fandom Awards.
** THE "IGNORE THE FACTS, LIE LIKE A RUG AND REPLY WITH A GIF" AWARD:
antistaliaworld.tumblr.com
Anonymous: "Honestly, Marrish makes no sense. I feel like it just suddenly became a thing. "
"Right? I’m getting really tired of them because they are boring and nonsense and it seems like a completely obsession and this is so strange. I'M DONE."
and then someone sent this
Anonymous: " Yeah. I mean, Stiles years long obsession with Lydia was just sooo cuuute. We need more of that. "
which led to this reply
"But at least Stiles didn’t use to have strange sexual dreams about her. Everytime that Stiles was after Lydia it was funny or sad.. It had feelings involved. But what about Marrish? They have nothing. Just this strange obsession that Parrish has towards Lydia. Stiles was a little obsessed about her? Yes, he was. But he was also in love. It was a teenager love and I can say that we do that kind of stuff when we are a teenager in love. But Parrish? He is an adult and keeps dreaming about her and they don’t even know each other a lot for him to be in love. Because guess what? He is not in love with her! He is just obsessed. DEAL WITH IT."
* BECAUSE OBSESSIVE TEENAGE BOYS ARE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF . . . .
** THE " SMALLEST HINT OF STALIA OR MARRISH MADE HER FLOUNCE FROM THE FANDOM" AWARD:
babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
""I hate teen wolf I’m so over this show ok just tell me when stydia happens and I’ll watch because if I see another episode with that much Malia or if I have to sit through a fucking Parrish Episode bye GOODBYE GOOD FUCKING BYE"
* OH BRAVO.
** THE ''LET'S QUOTE POSEY AS THAT NEVER STARTS SHIT, DOES IT ?" AWARD:
christalereide.tumblr.com
" everyone needs to shut up about tyler posey because he's the most unproblematic person ever. the only people who ever hate on him are sterek fans. hello your ship is WEIRD ? accept it and get the fuck over it. leave our unproblematic fave out of it. look at your actual mayo ass problematic fave (Dylan) then come back :) "
Anonymous asked: “I think Sterek is a bizarre weird twisted thing and I think that anyone pays more attention to Sterek than the show isn’t watching the show for the right reasons.” Not our fault that the bitter "star" of the show has all the charisma of a pot of glue. The ratings have tanked since Hoechlin left. You wish sterek had happened. It would have done better than stydia."
which led to this reply
"Because Sterek is weird? Hoechlin hasnt been on the show! The show is doing fine boo boo! I hate Stydia too! Don’t come at me! Tyler Posey is an amazing actor. He doesn’t have to look constipated like some actors on teen wolf! He’s so lovable and he’s so good to his fans. He’s better to his fans than anyone else. Tyler Posey does so much and the world doesn’t deserve him? Because of idiots like you? He’s an actual cinnamon roll who goes through so much but still puts others before him. Come back when you have a legit reason to hate him, honey. :-) "
and this lovely comment was added
alphastrue said: 'You wish sterek had happened.’ Nah, pedophilia really ain’t my thing." CLASSY.
* "The show is doing fine boo boo!". UMMM, NO. THE RATINGS ARE FALLING MORE EACH SEASON.
"Tyler Posey is an amazing actor" WOW. YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT.
** THE "" TAGGING EVERY ANTIMARRISH POST SO IT WOULD END UP IN THE MARRISH TAGS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH" AWARD:
dylanobruv.tumblr.com
Anonymous "I dont want to be rude but can u stop tagging anti marrish post in pro marrish tag?"
"There is no pro marrish tag.
Who would be pro toward a pedophile and a teenager being in a relationship?
Who would be pro toward a crusty ass piece of trash and Lydia being together?
No one. That’s who.
But I mean, I can try.. But it probably won’t happen."
Thanks to all my fellow trolls for the help with The Stydiot Awards. Could not do this without you.
Thanks Kate for supplying the alcohol. Also, couldn't do without.
And thanks to everyone who sent #stydiadeadforseason6. Should get some great responses there.
*drumroll* I can now announce that "stydiot" is now officially a word on Urban Dictionary. Now the whole world will never again need to wonder what that strange creature is.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stydiot
Now, If only I can come up with a new definition of "stydia" . . .
** THE "RESPONDED TO A MARRISH SHIPPERS LOOONG COMMENT WITH A LOOOOOOOOONG 7 POINT ESSAY" AWARD goes to al3xtoole.tumblr.com/theystayalive.tumblr.com.
SHE ALREADY MADE HER AWARD SPEECH THOUGH:
"MAMA IVE MADE IT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK TUMBLR AND THIS WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL STYDIA COMMUNITY FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN AND ALSO THIS WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MARRISH (marrish5ever) SHIPPER WHO THOUGHT MY POST WAS THREATENING AND RELEVANT ENOUGH TO POST ON THE WAR ZONE WE CALL THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE POLL THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE *whips tear* *whispers* thank you"
* whispers* you're welcome.
* We'd also like to thank one of our resident trolls Marrish5ever/MarrishOTP (and yes, she is a weird stalker. Sorry, Marrish5ever.). Without her pretending to be al3xtoole (apparently, a very drunk one) we never would have had such lovely wank. Nice baiting.
* Special thanks to PETER HALE for sending all those delightful Pydia hashtags to al3xtoole. Also nice baiting.
* Don't worry. We'll keep you up to date with how stydia is doing in this poll (badly). And we'll promptly send you the "I TOLD YOU SO" message after canon stydia gets the show cancelled. We're just nice like that.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOUR REPLY WAS KINDA BORING" AWARD.
aforeignerinanoddland.tumblr.com (though I did like the "twinky white boys" comment)
agentdaisybarnes.tumblr.com
allydxa.tumblr.com
always-stydia.tumblr.com (she seemed to be ready to jump off the stydia ship awfully fast)
branstarke.tumblr.com (replied to #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha with . . .No ? Way to be decisive.)
clizzykink.tumblr.com (replied to #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha with . . . Delete. Way to be loquacious.)
codysallen.tumblr.com (did like the stale hot cheeto line)
dashingswan.tumblr.com (replied to #EndgameMarrish with "ambitious dream u got there boo". Don't call me boo.) and lavendermartin.tumblr.com (who added "roasted". Yeah, we're still feeling the burn on that one.)
defensescott.tumblr.com ( Sent #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha and got "true alpha my ass btw". But he's got a great ass !!)
emmawillalwaysfindhook.tumblr.com (Nice of you to boast about that stydia poll, where stydia to get together was polling 91 %. It's since dropped to 64 % , and has been as low as 56 %. You really shouldn't tell us bout these polls.)
izzy-lightswood.tumblr.com (replied to #EndgameMarrishSeason6 with a funny gif, but I'd seen about a dozen similar ones so . . meh. The gif reply to #EndgameSteter was funnier.)
lillysbitchfest.tumblr.com (replied to #HailHydra with "No" . Coooome on ! You're not even trying !)
lydiastilinski.tumblr.com (replied to #MarrishEndgameSeason6 with "lmao okay". Well, that was too easy.)
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com (replied to #LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode with #idoubtit and #letsnot . Boring.)
madame-rants-a-lot.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with "mature, posting this in my inbox." YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!)
magnetic-rose.tumblr.com (replied to #SterekForever with "You're entitled to your wrong opinion, that's fine". Yeah, I've seen that gif used at least five times. Nice try.)
onestydiapls.tumblr.com (replied to #MarrishEndgameSeason6 with "lol ur not funny". Bitch, I am hilarious.)
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with a weird gif of an over-botox-lipped woman who apparently couldn't move any of her facial muscles except for her eyes. Weird and I'm not sure what you were trying to say.)
queenchamberlain.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with a gif and #not today sataaaaaan. I prefer to be called Lucifer, actually.)
queen-diana-prince.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with "Please don't throw garbage at me." And yes, it was sent to you after the announcement of Hoechlin joining Supergirl. Now there is a whole new fandom to trash.)
I hope you like the new song on my website, dedicated to all the stydiots out there.
On with the Stydiot Awards.
** THE "TOOK MY LITTLE COMMENT AND TURNED IT INTO A SAGA" AWARD :
* A TIE BETWEEN instagram.com/sourstydia AND javiermason.tumblr.com AND aconitumroot.tumblr.com.
This is my comment :
"Stiles is such an obsessive creep. Parrish is an actual good guy. Lydia deserves a good guy. The End."
This is sourstydia:
" God. How dare you Stiles ? How dare you treat her with respect. How dare you save her life. And Parrish, you good man, continue to hallucinate ripping her clothes off and having sex with her in the shower. You wonderful 26 yr old law enforcer."
This is javiermason :
"I’m not the type of person to talk shit about others ships but this fucking post is DUMB all stiles does is fucking coat tail Lydia not making any moves or showing connection while Parrish on the other hand shows affection and omg who cares about age difference she’s 18 anyway the only thing stydia shippers can say is age like that’s all I see them talking about is age difference between the two so at the end of the day Marrish forever"
This is aconitumroot.:
"Parrish literally hallucinates ripping off her clothes and having sex with her in a shower and doesn’t actually peruse her either so I don’t see your argument for “stiles doesn’t make any moves”. And second of all, he’s a grown ass man. He’s a deputy. In his position, he should know better than to be lusting after a high school student that way. It doesn’t matter if she’s 18 or not. The way I see it is if a teacher or college professor around his age isn’t allowed to sleep with a student that’s 18, she shouldn’t be able to either. It’s unprofessional and frankly, the way Parrish has gone a or with his feelings for Lydia is creepy. Stiles actually cares about her. Parrish is attracted to her physically and probably physically alone. He barely knows her. I’m not saying you have to ship Stydia. You don’t have to ship anything you don’t want to, but Marrish is so wrong on so many levels. Lydia, although 18 and legally an adult, is still a child. Take this from someone who will be 18 in just a few months. And with all the bull shit she’s going through with herself, she’s not at any stand point where she should be dating anybody, period. Idk, if you think a 20-something year old man lusting after a teenager is fine, that’s your business, but it’s gross."
And this is when I found out :
"Hey, sourstydia ! Next time you steal my comment and put it on your Instagram account, at least have the balls to tell me first. I’m right here.
And look at that, Marrish is catching up to Stydia. Guess you forgot to vote."
WHO KNEW THAT A FEW COMMENTS ON A STUPID POLL WOULD CAUSE THIS MUCH WANK.
** MORE AWARDS TO COME **
DO THE STYDIOTS REALLY THINK STYDIA IS HAPPENING ? - 10 years ago
I JUST THOUGHT I'D UPDATE THE STYDIOTS. I'D HATE FOR THEM TO MISS OUT ON SEEING STYDIA BEATEN THIS BADLY.
"Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %. just thought I'd update you on the completely pointless poll. Carry on. "
"hey sweetheart(: just thought I’d update you on howlercon. such as Holland saying that Jess is “not at all” overhyping stydia for season 6. or the fact that she confirmed season 6 is all about Lydia helping Stiles and that’s all she can say because she was “instructed to not talk about it”. carry on????" (theystayalive.tumblr.com)
I DON'T SEE HOW THEY ARE NOT "OVERHYPING" STYDIA. DYLAN HAS ONLY FILMED ONE EPISODE SO FAR. THERE IS NO DATE YET FOR HIS RETURN, AND HE HAS MOVIE COMMITMENTS.
HOLLAND WAS "INSTRUCTED NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT", BECAUSE IF THE FANDOM REALISED DYLAN WAS NOT GOING TO BE IN MOST OF SEASON 6, THE FEW VIEWERS LEFT WOULD ALL SWITCH OFF.
I think we should hand out awards to all the stydiots who responded to our messages. You all were entertaining. And gullible. We like that combination.
YOU ALL WERE SMART ENOUGH (SO FAR) NOT TO REPLY. SO YOU ALL WIN.
BUT SINCE YOU WON'T REPLY TO ANY MESSAGES, WE'RE KEEPING ALL THE PRIZE MONEY. OOPS.
** We'll be announcing more awards soon. I bet you can't wait (shutup).
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
STYDIOTS AT HOWLER CON -
"Ian just said that he always get like there was a connection with Lydia and Peter that was never meant to be romantic but he thinks that there’s some sort of safe love between the two of them (????????)
He also said the words “it wasn’t like a relationship between an older man and an extremely underage girl that would land him in a jail cell” and I watched Ryan and Holland very carefully lol"
SUUUURE HE DID.
" The ' M@rrish'comfort scene, if it is a thing, will probably be him comforting Lydia because the love of her life is missing. That doesn't sound 'm@rrish-y' to me. :)"
SO, YOU ARE JUST BASICALLY MAKING SHIT UP NOW ?
"Anonymous: Do you think st/erek shippers are more than stydia's ? Like in a percentage I would have said they were like a small 30% but regarding what you said about the con I guess they could be as many as stydia's ones? Idk, I don't even care that much tbh but just wanted to know your opinion"
"I think that the height of St/erek probably had more shippers than the height of Stydia. Don’t forget that St/erek was, at one point, the most popular ship in the fandom. They’re also just a generally louder and more active fandom.
But as for casual shipping, un-fandom related, I think it’s pretty clear that Stydia takes the cake.
But don’t forget that the con I’m at is very small and is run by people who might ship St/erek a lot, so a lot of their friends who attend could be St/erek shippers :) " (rongasm.tumblr.com)
STEREK WAS A BEHEMOTH COMPARED TO STYDIA. WHY DO YOU THINK THE RATINGS ARE NOW CACTUS ? YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS TO REPLACE THE STEREK SHIPPERS.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Kate,
OMG. *Prays for Marrish rumour to be true*.
I mean, with no Dylan this season and the show obsessed with pairing off every character, do the stydiots really think the show is going to leave Lydia single ?
MARRISH FOR SEASON 6 !!
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Ryan said that in season 6 will be a scene with m@rrish hand holding in the car (via m@rrish fans which were at howler con) "
This is making the rounds of the Teen Wolf blogs. I have no idea if it's true, but if it is then I expect the stydiot fandom to explode.
Oh wait, there are already stydiots saying it was just for comfort.
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. . . . sure, Jan.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Nice try , Jen. It was definitely worth a shot.
Have you seen antimarrish latest post ?
In the latest, hilarious (SUUURE) meme, she compared the 3 main het ships on TW.
Stydia = Chanel
Stalia = Walmart
Marrish = Dollar Tree
Soooooo . . .following that logic . . . EVERYONE shops at Dollar Tree , quite a lot of people shop at Walmart, and only a small bunch of elitist snobs shop at Chanel.
MEME = ACCURATE.
Congratulations marrishitty for FINALLY GETTING IT.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Gosh darn it, Kate. I tried to get marrishitty/antimarrish back. But she aint biting.
"Anonymous sent: Hi. Glad to see you back. I only just discovered your blog. It's hilarious. And I think I've encountered those Hollywood Life trolls. I got some weird hashtag messages about ships I despised. And they're still talking shit on that poll. And keep posting stydia stuff that they then trash. WTF."
" NICE TRY" (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
Was my trolling too obvious ? Oh well. Hopefully she'll like my new message (Hey ! Did you know Ryan Kelley AND Holland Roden are going to be at Howler Con together ? *snerk*)
*** The NO vote on this poll has hit 64 %. ***
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
AND MARRISHITTY ...ooops . . . I MEAN ANTIMARRISH . . . IS STILL GOING . I'M IMPRESSED.
**“They kept asking if they asked me.”
BECAUSE BITCH, I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR COMMENT ON MY POST!!! Even if another fucker from your fandom did it first!!!
“I saw the post and the meme associated with it.”
At least you acknowledge its a meme and not meta lol
“I found it to be laughable.”
HOW MANY TIMES?! Do I. TELL YOU? IT WAS A JOKE. A MEME. A SHITPOST
HUMOR. A FUNNY PICTURE. MADE BY MY FANDOM. NOT MEANT FOR YOURS. ANYWAY.
“Apparently, they dont like people finding it laughable.”
No, I love that people find it funny!!! People being my fandom, not you. I DONT like that you pretended that it was actual meta on why we don’t like your ships, that we were basing our anti on UD, and tried to paint me as irrational and police me accordingly on MY OWN POST.
“Then they brought my ethnicity into it.”
AGAIN, IM REALLY SORRY FOR THAT. I, unlike your fandom, can admit I’m wrong. Your icon was of a white woman but I shouldn’t have assumed.
“That set me off.”
Well, lydiadeputy shouldn’t really say shit about this part as she condoned and supported her identity-invalidating bigotry-assigning radical sjw bitch friend when she did the EXACT SAME THING to stydia shippers. But we know she’ll do it anyway. Ethnicity erasing is only fucked up when her fandom is at the receiving end :/// **
DUDE, FESS UP. YOU WERE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO STIR SHIT UP. YOU KNOW ENOUGH PEOPLE STALK YOUR BLOG, AND REBLOG YOUR SHIT EVERYWHERE. DUDE, YOU'RE A TROLL.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Jesus Christ. antimarrish is STILL bitching on her blog. She really doesn't like being challenged. At all.
"I was going to engage antimarrish but decided not to. You chose to comment on my ethnicity thinking it was okay. Its not. Then you tried to justify it because a person in either the marrish or stalia fandom does it, does not make it okay. Ignorance is displayed on you in a gross way.
Stalia and Marrish people. Ignore antimarrish. They are someone who should not be engaged."
(i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
** . . . someone who should not be engaged. UNLESS IT'S TO TROLL THAT BLOG. IN WHICH CASE, GOOD LUCK.**
"That blog is still annoying people? How embarrassing. They seriously have no life." (lydiasdeputy.tumblr.com)
** SHE IS THE NEW TYLERPOSET. EXCEPT NOT AS BRIGHT. OR AS FUNNY. OR WITH A SENSE OF IRONY.**
"Honestly. They kept asking if they asked me. I saw the post and the meme associated with it. I found it to be laughable. Apparently, they dont like people finding it laughable. Then they brought my ethnicity into it. That set me off." (i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
**ANNND . . .APPARENTLY ANTIMARRISH IS TROLLING THEM NOW. BECAUSE SHE REPLIED ON HER OWN BLOG.**
"Looks like you literally lack the ability to process what’s being told to you. Your continuing to fixate on the discourse validity of urban dictionary actually reveals how you have no argument. How fucking stupid are you? How the fuck are you STILL lecturing me on the dynamics of urban dictionary???!!! LMAO
You tragically lack the ability differentiate between a funny shitpost not meant for your fandom and actual, written, fleshed-out critiques of your ships. Did I say this is a meta? No, I actually told you numerous times that it’s COMMON SENSE that this is a MEME. Your taking it as our sole anti marrish/stalia reasoning in the face of the pages and posts in my sidebar that are what you are actually looking for, is embarrassing.
I see you’re intentionally ignoring the LINKS I gave you on our ACTUAL METAS why we don’t like your fucking shitty ships. But okay. Keep trying to avoid the fact that your fucking opinion was not asked and you twisted this into fun facts about urban dictionary.
Bitch, you literally cannot win this argument. You can’t engage in OUR posts that you fuckers invade, try to police our FUNNY PICTURES and then pretend they’re actually our Reasons and Metas in hopes of proving us irrational. This is the weakest argument I have ever come across. LEAVE, god knows you pointlessly overstayed." (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
** HMMM. . . ."Looks like you literally lack the ability to process what’s being told to you" . . . why does that seem familiar ? . . . **
"WHY ARE YOU SO COGNITIVELY REGRESSED????" (marrishitty)
And now antimarrish is having a running argument on her blog. Which she is losing.
Someone bring popcorn !
"AGAIN, WERE U ASKED? I’m gonna quote you. Don’t fucking “engage”. YOU WERE NOT ASKED TO ENGAGE. your fucked fandom reblogs our tagged posts and then adds their shit. I didn’t ask for your opinion on MY ANTI POST. EVEN IF SOME FUCKER YOU FOLLOW REBLOGGED THAT. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL.
The third time I’m having to explain to you that this is a HUMOR POST, of no actual discourse consequence, BETWEEN THE STYDIA FANDOM.
ITS
A FUCKING
MEME!!!!!! "
**WELL THAT WAS FUCKING UNCALLED FOR. AND FUCKING RUDE. BUT ALSO FUCKING HILARIOUS.**
"I cant help but laugh at people who actually show their arrogance. I love it when people assume Im white. When I am not. If you cant handle not knowing someones ethnicity and have to resort to calling them a weak ass white bitch, I will laugh at you. Because that just shows how you actually are. Shows your prejudice. Shows you stereotyping. Have fun with that. Just shows that you are a person that needs to grow up. Also, if you cant handle your post not being in the tags and showing up on peoples dashes, simply from being reblogged, get thicker skin. You dont have to respond. You can simply ignore. Especially if you have that much confidence in your post. Also, urban dictionary is not law. I hope people realize this. That anyone can add to it." (i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
** DO YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN, ANTIMARRISH ? **
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
So, Great Britain voted for a Brexit. And there is still a chance that President Trump might be something America has to get used to in a few months.
Well, back to trolling. Might as well have fun before the inevitable Apocalypse.
FUCK THE THOUGHT POLICE - 10 years ago
WATCH OUT !! THE THOUGHT POLICE ARE HERE !!
(richardjohnsplett.tumblr.com)
"I swear, not all, but so many Sterek fans are damn annoying. They nitpick at anything, ANYTHING, they can use to prop their ship, even if it’s just breadcrumbs; meanwhile they bend over backwards to try to discredit any and all romantic history between Stiles and every female he’s had romantic relationship building with. Not even in the TVD fandom, problematic as it is, did I ever see people discrediting Delena and Stelena because fans seriously believed Damon loved Alaric instead, and that fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever come across. This fandom though is quite something else in its own right. "
* FICTION, HONEY. ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THE CONCEPT ? NO ONE SHOULD BE CENSORED FOR CREATIVITY. SO KINDLY SHOVE YOUR 10 000 WORD ESSAY UP YOUR NEAREST ORIFICE.
MOST OF US JUST HERE TO WRITE. WE'RE NOT OUT TO SAVE THE AMAZON FOREST.
"This is an injurious phenomenon on Tumblr that extends beyond this ship, and applies to fangirls who homoeroticize the shit out of male/male relationships in general. I mean, for fuck sake, some even will go so far as to support incest between two brothers just because they’re “hot.”
* SLASH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LITERALLY DECADES. YOU AINT GOING TO SCARE SLASH WRITERS AWAY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD.
AND I DARE YOU TO BLOG THIS TO THE SAM/DEAN FANDOM. THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU.
AND YOU WENT AFTER STEREK AND DESTIEL TOO. ARE YOU BRAVE OR STUPID ?
(We all know the answer to that).
* AND THIS IS HOW THE ANTIS DO IT. THEY TRY TO GUILT YOU OUT OF YOUR SHIPS. WHICH, FUNNILY ENOUGH, ARE OPPOSED BY THEIR MUCH LESS POPULAR SHIPS.
IT'S A TRICK. DON'T FALL FOR IT.
SHIP WHAT YOU WANT AND FUCK THEM ALL.
We Love ColeTheWolf - 10 years ago
Remember Sterek fans,
Don’t allow yourselves to be silenced by the pathetic pro-TW garbage that you might unfortunately stumble upon on Twitter and Tumblr.
Ask about Sterek each and every time you go to cons. If you pay to see guests and you want to ask questions…DO NOT HESITATE. Ask them questions about Sterek if you desire. Ask them why it didn’t happen. Ask them why it was baited. Ask them why Jeff and the writers queerbaited for years. Ask them why Sterek fans are treated lesser than fans of hetero ships.
Demand your fucking respect, because you damn well deserve it.
The cast members enjoy the payment from TW’s production. The least that they can do is answer questions and sign pieces of fanwork. Don’t let other fans make you feel as though they know what should and shouldn’t be allowed for questions.
More specifically, there are hive-minded cancerous individuals, like the obnoxious children from the NATWP. They willingly choose to kiss Jeff’s ass and eat all of the bullshit that he spews on a daily basis–all with the intention of maintaining whatever romance they have with Jeff and TW.
Don’t let them persuade you into thinking that you cannot ask whatever questions you want. Either at cons or on social media sites. Don’t let them make you think that you’re invalid for being a Sterek shipper.
REMEMBER. Teen Wolf has been crashing and burning–slowly and painfully–ever since they turned against The Sterek Fandom back during the end of 3B. Their ratings are ABYSMAL. Cast member FLEE from the show. They’ve even lost so many media outlets who are now unwilling to even interview their remaining cast members and host them for panels.
The only good and strong thing that came out of Teen Wolf was Sterek and the Sterek fandom. We are the fandom that has survived and we made something for ourselves. Whilst the show dies and the remaining cast members, writers, and producers fade off into dreary irrelevance, it is OUR fandom and OUR fanwork that remains. And it WILL remain.
Sterek has always been too strong and too good for Teen Wolf. We’ve outgrown that bullshit and we are all worth too much more than the dumbass pro-TW propaganda pushers that attempt to silence us.
Sterek is eternal…and more power to us for being the powerhouse we became.
(colethewolf.tumblr.com)
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Marrish5ever - 10 years ago
Thank god antimarrish is back. The wank level in the fandom had practically dropped to zero.
And the stydiots are complaining (STILL !!) about "their" song (SYML "Where's My Love") being used in a marrish video. (Lydia & Parrish - We Breath The Same).
"I think it’s awesome that they stole a Stydia song bc no Marrish song was romantic"
** I wasn't aware that the stydia fandom owned the song.**
"HOLY FUCK REALLY
PERVISH BARELY EVEN KNEW LYDIA UNTIL THE FINALE OF SEASON 4 SO HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY “BREATHE” (lmao) the same?"
** And Stiles and Lydia havn't even kissed (for real). Your point ?**
"this just shows m@rrish has literally nothing romantic in their relationship, SO THEY STEAL FOR STYDIA"
**WOW. You STILL don't own that song. Get over it.**
“This couple and the song is GENIUUSSS!1!1!!” There’s an original couple who have this song originally, canonally???? And don’t say that the songs used for stydia moments are pathetic and baiting but there they go doing videos and gifsets with STYDIA’s SONG"
** Canonically you WERE baited. They gave you ONE episode and then dropped you like a hot potato.**
"IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT ALSO ANGRY BC THEY CALL STYDIA SO PLATONIC YET USE OUR “PLATONIC” SONGS FOR THEIR “ROMANTIC” COUPLE "
** You D-O-N'-T own the song. SHEESH.**
Thanks Jen for the antimarrish update. We miss you, marrishitty.
"I don't know if @willwritesgood knows that a Stydia Promoted episode got the lowest ratings on tw ever (0.88)
Basically why Teen Wolf sucks now. Fan service doesn't do good to anyone."
* AND THERE WERE TWO MORE LATER EPISODES RATED 0.80 AND 0.76. THE ROT REALLY STARTED HERE.
"We know how important Stydia is to the fandom. And the fandom is important to us. We hope we can make you all proud."" (Will Wallace)
*YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU BACKED THE WRONG HORSE WITH STYDIA. AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY FUCKS ABOUT THE FANDOM ?
OH DEAR LORD, THE MAN IS DELUSIONAL.
"If stydia kills the ratings how can it be fan service???? "(antimarrish.tumblr.com)
* BECAUSE THEY CHOSE THE WRONG SHIP. IT HAS MORE HATERS THAN THOSE WHO SUPPORT IT. THEY REALISED THIS TOO LATE.
"Ps: The stydia episode she was talking about was ranked as tuesday’s most social show." (marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com)
* THOSE DON'T MATTER. ADVERTISERS CARE ABOUT REAL RATINGS. I DON'T THINK ANY SHOW GOT CANCELLED OVER LOW TWITTER RATINGS.
"the only season where st*lia were together as a couple (season 4) got the worst ratings from all five seasons. just saying." (sourhale.tumblr.com)
* NOT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT HERE ARE THE RATINGS FOR SEASON 4.
2.18 -1.55 -1.55 - 1.72 - 1.61 - 1.56 - 1.75 - 1.68 - 1.48 - 1.44 - 1.29 - 1.54.
* YOU SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO LIE WHEN THE TRUTH IS RIGHT THERE ? IF 5B WAS STYDIA, THEN IT WAS THE LOWEST RATED SEASON EVER.
AT LEAST, UNTIL SEASON 6 STARTS.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
THE FANDOM RESPONSE TO STYDIA ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
"hilarious. you stdia shippers are full of bullshit. at least stalia was a relationship based on equality and marrish was a relationship where Lydia actually seemed to like him." (antiteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"@antiteenwolf don’t even fight with them because the fact that Stdia shippers have to go on urban dictionary and trash on Marrish and Stalia and post it on tumblr like its actual proof to validate their ship is so petty. Like it just shows how threatened they are of Marrish and Stalia. It’s so sad how petty they are that I find it fucking hilarious. I also find it hilarious that whoever posted this thinks they won or something like…. Dude you do realize other stdia shippers wrote this and it just shows how sad you guys are at trying to get actual proof and try and validate your trash ship lmao." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"Thank you for calling your fandom off!! Now kindly fuck off.
Girl stay the fuck off our tags. Were you asked? Was this an open post? Did I tag it with your ships? Did I say “marrish stalia fuckers welcome with their extraordinary opinions” ?
If your ass willingly ventures into the anti tag of your ship, you’re GOING TO FIND ANTI CONTENT. reblogging it to add your opinion is foolish because guess what!!!! WE ARENT GOING TO AGREE. U think our ship is problematic, we think yours are. U wanna go in futile circles, fine by me, but don’t drag us into your bored, stale ass, repetitive discussions.
Nah, see, you don’t know what was going through my mind when I posted this. You cannot claim I’m threatened by your spectacularly disturbing ships. Quit tryna police a fandom that literally ships a contradictory ship to yours. I posted a funny picture because it made me laugh. And the fandom was a bit down lately and I wanted them to smile. WHY ARE U SO OBSESSED WITH US SWEETIE
Yeah. Our reasoning and argument for hating your logic defying/triggeringly uncomfortable ships is limited to urban dictionary. SURE. HUMOR ISNT A FUCKING THING AMIRITE. You wanna actively ignore hundreds of metas and posts written by us as to why stalia is unhealthy/defies logic or why marrish isn’t remotely cute or healthy and is very problematic/triggering to some/makes a shitload of young girls uncomfortable and needs to be called out, OKAY BITCH, pretend we don’t have actual reasons. But stay the fuck in your lane or you’ll get the truth shoved in your face you random ass casserole LEAVE. " (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
FROM NOW ON WE SHOULD CALL STYDIA "TRASH SHIP".
AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE ANTIMARRISH BACK. WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT HER KIND AND HELPFUL GUIDANCE ? HER SWEET DISPOSITION ?
HER BAT-ASS CRAZY ?
" Quit tryna police a fandom that literally ships a contradictory ship to yours."
DID YOU SAY THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ?
"You wanna actively ignore hundreds of metas and posts written by us . . ."
AND WE'RE THE ONES OBSESSED ?
"But stay the fuck in your lane or you’ll get the truth shoved in your face you random ass casserole"
YOU HAVE A STRANGE VERSION OF THE TRUTH. IT'S SOMETIMES CALLED "LYING".
AND DON'T CALL SOMEONE A CASSEROLE.
THEY MIGHT BE VEGAN.
AND APPARENTLY WE ARE NOW CALLED " MARRISHITZ".
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
AND THE STYDIOTS ARE AT IT AGAIN, THIS TIME ON URBAN DICTIONARY
* stalia
stalia is the blend of stiles+malia in the tv show teen wolf but the relationship is absolute trash and everyone knows that he only loves Lydia so
Person 1: Stalia is not a good relationship
Person 2: Everyone knows that
* Marrish
25 year old deputy aka burnt toast tryna get with 17 year old school girl
Did you see marrish last night, I almost vomited
*
* Stydia
Stydia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles and Lydia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Lydia = Stydia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Lydia's ship name is?
Girl 2: it's Stydia everyone knows that
WOW. SO, DOES ANYONE WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO PUT UP A NEW STYDIA DEFINITION ? SOMETHING RHYMING WITH "RUNT".
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"I am completely aware that we all perceive things differently and have different opinions, but some things are just set in stone and if you try to deny it you’re either stubborn, or dumb af. So some of you stydia shippers need to stop messaging me saying stupid stuff like “Parrish only wants Lydia dead and that’s why he keeps having visions where she’s hurt” and “Lydia doesn’t give af about Parrish. He just forces her to be around him” or the ones where I literally face palm myself like when you say “Parrish is abusive and is always yelling at Lydia” What show are you guys watching? You guys are embarrassing yourselves and this fandom. Please stop. You guys are part of the reason why people can’t stand your ship. You know who you are " (marrishposts.tumblr.com)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
WE NOW KNOW WHO MARRISHITTY IS - 10 years ago
Since the stydiots have apparently run out of stuff to wank about, I thought we'd fill in hiatus by showing all the other fandom crap. Wether it is anti sterek, anti pydia, anti steter, or even the original antis (Scott stans). We'll reach into the vomit bucket that is this fandom and drag the wank to the surface . . . so we can ALL laugh at it.
For those who are wondering about the competition to guess marrishitty's tumblr identity . . .
1- antimarrish - 6 votes
2 - saynotomarrish - 5 votes
3 - tylerposet - 4 votes *NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO LEFT THE FANDOM . . .OR DID SHE ? *
4 - marrishshippersclub - 3 votes
5 - rongasm - 2 votes
6 - runicscribbles - 2 votes
7 - liliaeth - 1 vote
8 - the5thyearfreshman - 1 vote
9 - yoncebanshee - 1 vote
So, general consensus is that marrishitty is antimarrish !
And as she was the only one who even talked about the marrishitty clan on her blog . . . . well, I guess we're not the only ones good at self promotion.
No prizes, as we're very cheap.
Should we tell antimarrish that she won ?
Ophelia Adanbright - 10 years ago
"quick question who decided peter hale is hot and why don’t they love themselves ?" (bellamyblake.tumblr.com)
** QUICK QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU A MORON ? WHO IS APPARENTLY BLIND.
Hayls - 10 years ago
"I hope the writers shove stydia down our throats in season 6 just like they did with st@lia in season 4 and m@rrish in season 5." (stydiamyanchor.tumblr.com)
** WELL, I HOPE THEY SHOVE STETER DOWN OUR . . . Hmmm, maybe should have worded that differently.
Миша - стидиевец - 10 years ago
"Anonymous asked: hey just wondering what was poseygate?"
"hoooo boy. hell in a handbasket that’s what it was.
basically poseygate started because tyler posey, bless his heart and god protect him, voiced his opinion on s,terek, saying it was ‘weird, sick, and twisted’ and that if folk were watching the show for that then it’s not a very good reason.
* TRANSLATION: WAH WAH WAH. LOOK AT ME ! I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW ! *
and the shippers went absolutely apeshit. I vaguely remember it ‘cause a lot of poseygate stuff didn’t come on my dash but it was bad; death threats, rape threats, the whole nine yards. so much to the point that his ma, who was dealing with breast cancer at the time, went onto twitter to be like ‘what the FUCK are y’all saying to my kid’. but in a nicer fashion.
* YEAH, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. IT WAS THE SCOTT STANS WHO TOLD/LIED TO POSEY'S MOM ABOUT THE THREATS.*
it was just one of the many instances of the tw fandom as a whole showing their ass; so memorable that the poseygate tag is a thing. there’s a lot more info about it in there, if you’re interested!
but yeah. fuck s,terek and their stank ass fandom, long live tyler posey."
* AND THE VERY LONG CAREER HE'LL HAVE AFTER THIS SHOW . . . LOL.
Mia - 10 years ago
I COULD JUST KEEP GOING ALL DAY WITH RUNICSCRIBBLES CRAP.
"Anonymous asked: hi, do you think st*rek is as popular as it used to be? "
"Nope, thankfully. Though I don’t think it’s because the Teen Wolf fandom is any better or less into abusive pedophilic relationships than it used to be. It’s just that going into its sixth season, TW as a whole is less popular as a show which tends to happen with longer running series. And Derek is gone (AND WILL NEVER COME BACK, THANK GOD). It’s not like never having any scenes or chemistry or reason for their abusive white dick pedophile ship really stopped them before when they could just erase other characters and splice together gifs of other ships, but I think the well has run dry on that.
With DOB barely being in Season 6, hopefully that cancerous cesspit part of the fandom will continue to dwindle away. And hopefully the Stydia fandom will do a hard self-examination before they follow too far down into the Sterek fandom’s footsteps, because they’re really hard to tell apart these days.
*OH PLEASE. STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP*
I’m just sad so many of the worst parts of the Sterek fandom have migrated over to the MCU/Marvel fandom and the Shadowhunters fandom. I see them spewing the same hateful racist, misogynistic, abuse loving bullshit there that they did in ours for so long. I hope that they get stamped out and swept away before they make those fandoms as toxic as ours."
* ACTUALLY, WE HAVE BEEN WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS IN BOTH FANDOMS. MAYBE THERE ARE LESS TOXIC CUNTS LIKE YOURSELF IN THEM. YOU KEEP BITCHING THOUGH. I'LL JUST GO AND GET SOME POPCORN BEFORE WE CONTINUE.
Nina - 10 years ago
WTF, RUNICSCRIBBLES.
"What you ship doesn’t exist in a vacuum, so take some goddamn responsibility for your pro-pedophilia and pro-rape ship, jesus fucking christ. Sorry if the idea of adults raping children being passed around in my fandom as something everyone should be okay with bothers me, I guess that makes me the weird one."
* SO, HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT STETER ?
Javiera - 10 years ago
SERIOSLY, RUNICSCRIBBLES. TAKE A CHILL PILL.
"And if you’re someone who thinks Sterek is romantic, then you’re not just pro-pedophilia, you’re pro-rape. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So enjoy the mental gymnastics you need to do to justify romantically shipping an abusive adult with a child because congrats, you’re pro-pedophilia."
** HOLY SHIT ! I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE'S A FEW BRICKS SHORT OF A BBQ. HER WHOLE BLOG IS FILLED WITH HER STEREK OBSESSION. WOW. WOW. WOW.
Daisy - 10 years ago
"Today is the fifth anniversary of Teen Wolf, so I’d like to give a special shout out to the Sterek shippers who wrote literal essays trying to condescendingly explain to me that every interaction between Stiles and Derek was clearly written with a romantic/sexual subtext, and that it was obvious that the show’s writers had deliberately written Sterek into the entire script and it was going to be canon. Good fuckin riddance. " (tofixtheshadows.tumblr.com)
* I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING STYDIOTS WITH US, ACTUALLY. . . . *cough* SO, HOW ARE THE SHOW'S RATINGS GOING ? *cough*
twperson - 10 years ago
"Canon
Stiles: Go.
Scott: Not without you.
Fanfic
Stiles: Please don’t leave me here alone.
Scott: YAY I GOT A GIRLFRIEND LMAO BYE STOOLS
Stiles: It’s “Stiles.”
Scott: *speeds away on his dirt bike with Kira while flipping Stools the bird*
Derek: Hi, I noticed you’re in an emotionally vulnerable place right now.
Stiles: Yeah, my bff of 14 years just abandoned me.
Derek: Cool, cool. I always hated Scott. You wanna fuck?
Stiles: Yeah, sure. This is, like, perfect timing.
They fuck.
Scott (roaring into the loft): Hands off, Dirk! Stools is mine!
Derek: You didn’t know how to treat him, so he’s mine now!
Scott: But I saw him first!
Derek: Finders keepers, loser!
Stiles: I am totally fine with you both treating me like property.
Derek: Apologize to Stiles and get out, Scott.
Scott: Okay. Sorry, Stools.
Stiles: Stiles.
Scott: Stills?
Stiles: Stiles.
Scott: ………Stalls???
Stiles: STILES!!!
Scott: lol idgi see you later
Stiles and Derek both watch as Scott struggles to let himself out of the loft, having apparently forgotten how doors work because Scott is dumb or something. He bumps into several walls until he finds an opening and falls through it, finally leaving Stiles and Derek in peace.
Stiles: You saved me from that, Derek. You’re my hero.
Derek: I know, right? I’m the alpha, now.
They fuck again and live happily ever after. The End." (seriousshit88.tumblr.com)
** ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU GOT CANON DOWN PAT (WITHOUT THE STEREK FUCKING PART . . . UNFORTUNATELY).
antimarrish (real one) - 10 years ago
"Derek and Stiles have never willingly interacted with or said a positive word about each other in 4+ seasons but there are still people, in 2016, who are ride or die on the Sterek train like it isn’t broken down on the tracks. Amazing."
* YEAH, STYDIA IS SO MUCH MORE CANON. LOOK AT ALL THE DATES THEY'VE BEEN ON. LOOK AT ALL THE ROMANTIC KISSES . . . .
stydiot - 10 years ago
RUNICSCRIBBLES AGAIN . . .
"As much as I’m going to hate having more Hoechlin on my dashboard and the inevitably gross Sterek bullshit that’ll come out of it because they ALWAYS do it, I am feeling pretty damn smug about how thoroughly this crushes any Derek returning to TW rumors into dust. Thank god, we’re free."
** Let's see how smug you are when no Derek or Stiles leads to a ratings collapse, and the show gets cancelled.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) - 10 years ago
RUNICSCRIBBLES , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN . . . .
"Anonymous asked: You don't like Tyler Hoechlin?"
"I don’t like Derek Hale. He is a violent abuser, he is someone who has sexually molested children, he is someone who has tried repeatedly to murder children, he’s threatened, violated, stalked, and hurt kids, he actually DID murder a little girl after setting her up to be violated, attacked, and bitten without her permission. * THAT WAS A MERCY KILLING, YOU MORON*
And on top of that, a large chunk of my primary fandom has tried to romanticize the fact he’s a violent abuser and pushed really hard to try and make him a child rapist in canon “because they’d be so cute uwu”. The fandom has ruined any chance I could have ever liked him.
So when I see Hoechlin’s face, that’s what I see. Now he’s going to be playing a superhero character I actually really like and admire, which makes me feel sick to my stomach."
* WOW*
It's optional - 10 years ago
THE ANTI STEREKS ARE OUT IN FORCE SINCE HOECHLIN BECAME SUPERMAN.
"Anonymous asked: The stereks are gonna invade DC. All the Stiles is Lois Lane fics or even worse with stiles as Kara because they'll just ship superman and supergirl because of his "special" ness. Or Stiles will be Batman honestly Supergirl is too pure for these pedophilic shipper take heochlin back"
"I’m so sorry. My friend ships Superbat so much and this is absolutely going to devastate her. The Sterekers have already ruined Teen Wolf and they’ve ruined Maze Runner. They’re trying to ruin Marvel, I see them with their pro-Hydra nazi apologist bullshit. They need to stay the fuck out of my superhero fandoms, we don’t want them. Oh god, this is the worst possible thing that could ever happen."
* AWWWW. YOU POOR LITTLE THING. THOSE MEAN, ROTTEN STEREKS HAVE "INVADED" YOUR FANDOM.
Sweetheart, you could just, I dunno, share your fandom. You don't have any actual ownership of it. If sterek owned Teen Wolf, we would have evicted the scott/stydia stans a long time ago.
theakflash - 10 years ago
"Anonymous asked: tbh Superbat has been around for decades, Superbat will still be around when St*rek has been forgotten by everyone. The current generations' grandkids could ship Superbat and Teen Wolf as a whole will probably be forgotten by then. Why is the St*rek fandom acting entitled about having ownership of SB and acting like DC fans (who already deal with Marvel fans bullshit tbh) should be comfortable with their racist, sexist, abuse apologist asses in the fandom."
** HONEY, NO ONE "OWNS" A FANDOM. EVERYONE CAN PLAY. BUT SOME PLAY BETTER WITH OTHERS, I GUESS . . . . .and Marvel will always be better than fucking DC. The end.
janice don't change my comment darling - 10 years ago
"#KEEP STEREK AWAY FROM SUPERGIRL 2K16" (queenchamberlain.tumblr.com)
#KeepScottStansAwayFromTeenWolf2016
Me lembra - 10 years ago
YEAH. I FOUND MORE SCOTT STAN CRAP.
"oooh yeah, i remember being unable to properly enjoy scisaac because 80% of their tagged fics on ao3 were actually just sterek fics with scisaac as an insignificant background couple. honestly the scisaac love was palpable during those times!"
*That's because some people tag EVERY ship they have in each story, including side pairings. Use the damn filter if you just want scisaac.
"I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character."
* HA HA HA. Not surprised that a Scott stan hates season 3b. Because it showed the vast difference in acting talent between Dylan and Posey. 3B is the highest rated season for a reason. And it basically turned Stiles into the main star.
Sterek stans didn't hate Scott . . . not until his stans shit all over the fandom and set up hate blogs. Thus starting the "anti" trend.
"But s4 for the most part was pretty good, and is only called a bad season because Sterek fans hated that JD finally allowed Scott a larger part again. In fact, I still say that Liam’s introduction on the show, was the best intro of a new character in a later season. Scott’s mentor relationship towards Liam is awesome and shows both chars at their best"
* After a season where Stiles was the star, we had to return to . . sigh . . .Posey. It rated terribly because of it, and the crappy story and sidelining Derek. Liam is cute but kinda bland, so that didn't help.
"Long story short, Teen Wolf can be good, but it’s usually at it’s best when Stiles is kept in as small a dose as possible. * WRONG *
As for the anti-stiles side, I honestly have been hanging out on the anti-stiles tag, and I have never, and I do mean never, seen that kind of anti-stiles stuff. Calling him out as an abuser, yes, saying DOB isn’t nearly as good an actor as people like to claim he is, sure, but unless there’s an anti Stiles tag I’m missing, most of the dislike of Stiles is based on either canon, or Stiles-stans behavior."
* The anti Stiles stuff is gross. Nice way to deflect from the anti's crap. If you think Posey is a better actor than Dylan, you seriously need a new brain. That old one ain't working.
Now kindly fuck off.
Audrey - 10 years ago
"like no offense but sterek is literally one of the worst fandom ships i’ve ever experienced in my 10+ years of fandom and sterek shippers are, and i don’t like to simplistically vilify an entire shipping community, but sterek shippers are terrible.
like i don’t know if y’all remember because this was five years ago but back in season one sterek shippers would literally try to get people into teen wolf by convincing people that it was full of lgbtq rep, that stiles was essentially the protagonist and derek was his love interest." (netic-rose.tumblr.com)
** Offence taken. A lot of new sterek shippers were actually brought to the fandom via After Elton's Slash Madness Tourney. The comment section was filled with sterek vids and art and squee. It was Jeff Davis who convinced the fans there was lgbtq rep, so blame him.
The sterek stans said Stiles was the sidekick from the start. He was just more interesting (and Dylan was a far better actor) than the actual "star".
No one should have to apolagise for shipping the most popular ship. Them's the breaks, buddy.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jessica - 10 years ago
" I've been reading up on blogs of sterek shippers reacting on the supergirl thing (one of them is halekingsourwolf), and many of them still delusional and ignorant and think the hate they get is unwarranted, as if the hate isn't because of the actions of their side of the fandom throughout the years. It's infuriating to see them reacting like they're the victims yet again. Sorry, just need someone to rant to."
* IT WAS FUCKING UNWARRANTED YOU WALKING PIECE OF EXCREMENT. THE SCOT/STYDIA/STALIA STANS WERE THE ONES WHO PISSED ALL OVER A PEACEFUL FANDOM. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TURNED IT INTO A TOXIC CESSPIT. AND YOU ARE STILL DOING IT.
OMG. I just found the perfect stydia video. You can see it at my website. It really is such a moving story. Bravo.
SockPuppet - 10 years ago
. . . . yeah, ok.
IAmATroll - 10 years ago
Let's trend #NoDerekNoTeenWolf.
NO STEREK NO RATINGS - 10 years ago
And if people are still asking about sterek . . . . maybe that shows that a large number of people don't like what's left on the show.
Like "twu alfa" Scott, or stydia. Or stydia. Or even more stydia.
BRING BACK STEREK !!!
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
ANSD THE SCOTT STANS ARE AT IT AGAIN.
"Sterek fandom is the wooooorst~ Y’all can’t even keep from harassing your so called “favs” to the point where DOB refuses to do fan events and Hoechlin refuses to ever come back to TW. You did this to yourselves. Stop harassing the actors, you cesspit of a fandom."
* DUDE, DYLAN DOESN'T DO FAN EVENTS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED THE MONEY . . . .YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE DOES BIG MOVIES NOW. POSEY, ON THE OTHER HAND . . . . .
AND HOECHLIN LEFT BECAUSE JEFF DAVIS WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A SUBSTANTIAL STORYLINE. HE WAS JUST KEPT AROUND FOR HIS PRETTY FACE AND TIGHT JEANS. NO WONDER HE LEFT.
"Your fandom literally spent the weekend harassing Tyler Hoechlin AGAIN. This is why he left the show and why he refuses to come back. Your fandom is terrible if this is how they even treat the actors they claim to like the best. People who ship Sterek are bad people."
* WOW, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO SPIN A LIE. APPARENTLY ASKING A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS POLITELY IS SEEN AS HARRASMENT . . . SURE. AND SCOTT STANS AND STYDIOTS HAVE DONE SOME PRETTY GROSS THINGS AT FAN EVENTS.
HOECHLIN LEFT BECAUSE HE HAD NO STORYLINE AND SHIT PAY. WHY WOULD HE STAY ?
please show a little restrain and moderation….
"Sterek fandom: [Harasses Tyler Hoechlin repeatedly, complains that their child raping ship isn’t canon, sends death threats to Tyler Posey, Shelley Hennig, Meagan Tandy, and countless fans, writes thousands of posts that are racist and misogynistic]
Everyone else: Can you stop?
Sterek fandom: WHOA WHOA WHOA, LET’S HAVE SOME RESTRAINT AND MODERATION HERE."
* THERE WERE NEVER ANY DEATH THREATS AGAINST POSEY. IT WAS THE "HELPFUL" SCOTT STANS WHO TOLD POSEY'S MOM THAT HE WAS GETTING THEM. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF THUGS, AREN"T YOU ?
AND THE STYDIOTS HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THE SHOW PRODUCERS TO MAKE "THEIR" SHIP CANON.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY JEFF DAVIS LEFT . . . . YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO START A RUMOUR ?
* DEAR SCOTT STANS, I"M SORRY (NOT SORRY) THAT YOUR FAV IS NOT AS POPULAR AS STILES (OR DEREK, ISAAC, PARRISH, PETER OR MOST OF THE REST OF THE CAST).
BUT NO ONE ELSE CARES .
CRY HARDER.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
HA !! Actually, no one knows what happened to marrishitty.
Some say . . . . that she managed to clone herself eight times but only has one (very dull) personality. All we know is she's called The Stig .
the REAL cute meme face- now sentient - 10 years ago
•Tyler plays Superman
•Derek isn’t Clark
•Lois isn’t Stiles
•Stiles isn’t Batman
•Dylan isn’t Batman or Lois
•Sterek isn’t Clois or Superbat
•Lois is a female not a male
Thank you.
i mean
i'm just making it clear
because some people
just don't get it " (angielightwood.tumblr.com)
WOW. STEREK IS NOW CAUSING WANK IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANDOM. MUAHAHA .
Just remember folks
* Ship what you want.
* Fuck anyone who tells you you can't.
* Or tries to tell you your ship won't save the whales or is not proper representation.
* Maybe shipping sterek, or marrish (or whatever) WILL save the whales.
* That will fucking show them.
* Seriously, ship what you want and don't feel you have to defend your ship or explain it.
* Ignore the wankers who drone on how "certain"" ships are "problematic".
* Who gives a fuck.
* I give zero fucks.
* Go ahead and ship marrish, sterek, pydia, sam/dean, reylo, hannigram, jessigrave, or even God/Lucifer.
* Ignore anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. They're just a bunch of whiny little bee-hatches.
* I blame tumblr.
* Fandoms were never quiete this toxic before it emerged.
* Now it's become a soapbox for every idiot on the internet.
* But we're not going anywhere.
* We just find your hate amusing.
* We laugh at it amongst ourselves.
* Hey ! Does anyone want to read some marrish fic ? . . . . . it will save the whaaaaales !!
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
# SterekForever
fuuuuuuuuck stoopid drtying gameer. I hat you kate
I got 4 giffs and someong called mee satan. I luv stydddiotsss
SCOTT STANS ARE WHINY PISSBABIES - 10 years ago
SCOTT STANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS -
"I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character.
But s4 for the most part was pretty good, and is only called a bad season because Sterek fans hated that JD finally allowed Scott a larger part again. In fact, I still say that Liam’s introduction on the show, was the best intro of a new character in a later season. Scott’s mentor relationship towards Liam is awesome and shows both chars at their best" (liliaeth.tumblr.com)
SERIES 3B WAS THE HIGHEST RATED SEASON TEEN WOLF HAS EVER HAD. BECAUSE STILES WAS THE STAR !
SERIES 4 RATINGS FELL BECAUSE THERE WAS BARELY ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN STILES AND DEREK. AND THEN DEREK LEFT.
OH, AND THE WRITING SUCKED.
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. . . WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SCOTT STANS SMOKING ?
ANTI STEREKS ARE WHINY PISSBABIES TOO - 10 years ago
omg. The Supergirl fandom is going cray-cray over Tyler Hoechlin joining the show.
"Listen, I'm happy for Tyler Hoechlin but
I swear to God if the fudging Ster!ek fandom ruins Supergirl with their White Boy™ obsession I will burn everything. "
"i haven’t finished supergirl yet but rip us all bc sterek fans will ruin this"
"If I see one post about Tyler as Superman and Dylan as Lois I’m blocking you.
I don’t care if we are friends I’m blocking you"
"Oh god now the Sterek fans are going to be invading Superman stuff.
At least it’s not Brett Dalton though. It could be worse."
"stay away from lois lane, you vile beings"
i’m already starting to see psycotic sterek shippers turning lois lane into a man so she can be played by O'brien. i’m getting angry.
"let me be clear about something…you picked the wrong fandom to fight with. clark and lois are so iconic that you can’t cancel them for your non existing couple of two cents. take your shits away from the superman fandom. until yesterday you didn’t even love or know superman so fly back into the garbage. "
"KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING STEREK OUT OF THE SUPERBAT AND SUPERGIRL TAGS
You ruined your own fucking fandom. Stay away. You are not welcome here."
"i seriously thought st*rek was dead? gone! adios! why won’t these nasty people let everyone live in peace? i feel so bad for the supergirl fandom/cast and crew and even more so for tyler hoechlin, apparently he will never be free from this disgusting fandom"
"#KEEP STEREK AWAY FROM SUPERGIRL 2K16"
And this is just the tip of the iceberg. But it shows that most of the fandom miss Hoechlin and are willing to follow him to a new fandom. The sterek shippers didn't just conveniently fade away. Sorry. Not sorry.
# SterekForever
SCOTT STANS ARE WHINY PISSBABIES - 10 years ago
REMEMBER POSEYGATE ? THE BIZARRE,WEIRD AND TWISTED DIG AT STEREK STANS ?
"Anonymous asked: Tyler Posey isn't homophobic he has literally said he ships scisaac and would love a bi!scott storyline. Like it or not stiles is a minor and sterek is statuatory rape with a dynamic that was originally abusive and has evolved to sort of grudging acceptance. As someone who is bisexual myself that is not representation, that IS bizarre, weird and twisted. Also Tyler is allowed to have opinions. Fan culture can be disgusting at times and as someone who is affected and also constantly erased
by it he’s allowed to say what he thinks. That doesn’t make it homophobic. You’re all just a bunch of stereks who for some reason believe that Scott gets in the way of your ugly-ass abusive ship and you think that hating on Tyler is going to somehow make it all better."
POSEY ONLY STARTED MENTIONING SCISAAC, AFTER HE REALISED HE'D PISSED OFF 80 % OF THE FANDOM. TOO LITTLE , TOO LATE. HIS STANS DIDN'T HELP, BY BULLYING STEREK STANS, AND SPREADING LIES (EVEN INVOLVING POSEY'S MOTHER !) CLASS ACT.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Anonymous: #EndgameStalia"
"Honestly, if St@lia is endgame, I truly apologize to you. It must suck to have a ship where one participant spends the whole time in love with another character, and the whole fandom thinks that he’s going to end up with that other character. Like, literally everybody thinks that stydia is endgame, so that huge plot twist of st@lia endgame would be so surprising and become a total joke, like the himym finale.
Seriously, I would be sorry for you." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*LITERALLY EVERYBODY THINKS STYDIA IS ENDGAME ? YOU AND YOUR FIVE FRIENDS ??*
" Anonymous: #stailaandmarrishdeadforseason6"
"One can only pray" (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON, ANON ?! THIS IS A HASHTAG WAR !! AND I DON'T USE NO STINKING @ WHEN I NAME SHIPS !! *
" Anonymous: #stydiadeadforseason6"
"Dude just let go. Keep shipping what you want but Stydia’s about to be canon and it’s not our faults you hopped on a sinking ship and defended it even when water was up to your knees." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*HOW IS STYDIA HAPPENING IF DYLAN HASN'T BEEN FILMED IN MOST OF 6A ? DON'T LOOK NOW BUT YOUR "HUGE" SHIP JUST BECAME THE TITANIC*
"Anonymous: hello! I was just going to ask if you could please censor the ship name when you respond to asks please. I'm trying to look through the pro tag and all I see are anti posts from you. thank you in advance!"
"I always do that, but unfortunately I cannot control what other people leave in my inbox:( If they don’t do the @ symbol, I can’t do anything about it. It still shows up in the tag.
I’M REALLY SORRY! I feel really bad, I try to tag them anti so that you can blacklist them. I’m so sorry." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
* WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING @@@@@@@ !! A POX ON USING @@@@@ !!!!*
I tink im verrryt drunk. woo cam up wit thiss strupid drinccingh gam ?? Jennn???
THE ANTI-STYDIOT LEAGUE - 10 years ago
Since hiatus is so boring, let's play the PISS OFF A STYDIOT drinking game
Simple rules. Send a hashtag to a stydiot. Wait for response. Choose your poison (Start with beer).
1-Take a drink if you get a one word response (Yikes, Gross etc) or their own hashtag.
2-Take a drink if they went to the trouble of responding with a gif.
3-Take a small sip if they use the words "Sure, Jan" or "Nice try,Jan".
4-Take a huge swig if they reply to your tiny hashtag with a whole bloody essay on why stydia is terrific.
5-Take a small sip if they use words by Jeff Davis or Will Wallace to support them.
6- Just a small sip if they say Holland Roden or Dylan O'Brien are 100 % behind their ship.
7-Down two drinks if the word "pedophilia" is used (even in the tags).
8-Take a big drink if you take over a pro stydia/anti marrish named blog and promote marrish on it.
9-A round of free drinks if you get the stydiot to visit this page to comment.
10-Free drinks for a month if you start a ship war or fued (the tylerposet/otherbully1 break up was a thing of beauty).
11-Take a big drink if a stydiot crows about stydia ahead in a poll . . . . and you turn the poll around so stydia loses.
12- A small drink if you get a stydiot to block you.
13- Drinks are on us if you get a stydiot believing one of those clickbait news stories (ie Harry Styles to be the new Stiles).
14-Bonus points for rickrolls.
15-Extra bonus points if Teen Wolf is cancelled before season 7. Feel free to "celebrate" it with your favourite stydiot.
16-Bonus points if you write an anti stydia message using a pro stydia stans name (ie antimarrish, marrishitty . . .).
*NOTE: 1 - Pace yourself, unless you want to end up in hospital.
2 - Spread your asks over as many stydiot blogs as possible, for best results (remember to take time outs, or tumblr will make you wait an hour before you can post again).
3 - Use the search box on tumblr. Type in anti marrish and other similar terms and go through results. Look for active blogs. Look for users who are answering mail right now (timezones are a bitch).
4 - Look for blogs run by passionate stydiots. Ones who argue with anyone who even mentions Marrish or Parrish. The name of the blog will be the first clue . (blogs by the5thyearfreshman and rongasm are active, and always good for poking a stick at. marrishshippersclub is actually ANTI MARRISH, saynotomarrish, antimarrish and runicscribbles are good for an argument too)
5 - You can also do this with anti sterek , anti steter, anti pydia, anti stalia and other anti blogs.
*HASTAGS WE HAVE USED IN THE PAST -
#SterekBetterThanStydia (also rated higher).
#SterekRatedBetterThanStydia
#BringBackDerekHale
#EndgameSterek
#PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha
#EndgamePydia
#PeterHaleReturnsSeason6
#PydiaIsNowEndgame
#PydiaIsLife
#LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree
#PydiaBetterThanStydia
#PeterHaleAndLydiaSeason6
#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire
#EndgameSteter
#SteterHotterThanStydia
#marrishendgame
#EndgameMarrish
#anythingbutstydia
#MarrishEndgameSeason6
#EndgameMarrishSeason6
#MarrishIsLife
#ParrishAndLydiaMarrySeason6
#FreakinAnythingBetterThanStydia
#LydiaNeedsParrish
#LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode
#LydiaMartinWillDieAtEndOf5B
#MarrishVsStydiaCivilWar
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016
#StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016
#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice
#WillWallaceIsAStydiot
#anyonebutstiles
#killstiles
:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie
#NoDylanSeason6/MarrishWillNowBeEndgame
#HarryStylesToReplaceDylanOBrien
#EndgameStalia
#CancelTeenWolf
#CreepyHashtag (in response to "hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag")
. . .and for shit and giggles . . .
#HailHydra (send it to any stydiot who is also in the AOS fandom. Watch their heads explode.)
HAVE FUN & HAPPY DRINKING.
THE ANTI-STYDIOT LEAGUE - 10 years ago
Dear marrishitty ,
The NO vote on this poll is now 63.5 %. Just thought you should know.
You can go back to your comfy little pillow fort now. Hey, how is your paraphilia support group going ? Try not to backslide. I know those spider monkeys are cute, but they're no good for you. Best of luck.
XOXO. Jen & Kate.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Holy crap !! Tyler Hoechlin will play Superman in the second series of Supergirl ! (confirmed on E! Online).
Of course, that means Derek will NOT return on Teen Wolf.
But then why would he return to a show that is on it's last legs ?
STYDIA IS NOW CANCELLED - 10 years ago
"Anonymous: Didn't you hear? 6a is already done, a makeup artist and some other crew members were tweeting about this being the last week of filming. That's why I'm kind of annoyed at their behavior, there is no way he's in much of 6a at all but they kept baiting. There is still hope for 6b but 6a is done :( "
"the fact that we still don’t have a air date means that something might change, otherwise they would have already given us a promo or a date, they are waiting for something" (stydiaislove.tumblr.com)
*SO, DYLAN WILL HARDLY BE IN AT LEAST HALF OF SEASON 6. MAYBE THE ENTIRE SEASON. YEAH, STYDIOT LOOKS REALLY LIKELY NOW. SUUUUUUUUUUURE ! *
DerekWillAlwaysBeTheTrueAlpha - 10 years ago
I don't know why people are surprised the TW ratings are going down. As soon as the focus of the show came off the Hales and Argents, most began to lose interest. With Derek and Peter leaving, the ratings began to free fall. A large part of the fandom watched the show for Derek.
Who cares about Twu Alfa Scottie, or stydia ?
If Dylan doesn't return, no one will be watching season 6.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Anonymous: Actually Lydia is 18 with or without Marrish she's a year late in school she's supposed to turn 19 in March of her senior year like in episode 2x9 she turned 17 and she was a sophomore and she turned 18 in March of her junior year like that episode of season 4 when her mom said she's few weeks away from her 18th birthday she was junior then.i still think Marrish is gross though am not defending it or anything I think it's ugly as fuck but yeah Lydia is actually 18"
"No. In Battlefield, she was turning sixteen. That is the age you turn when you are a sophomore in high school.
TW only made sure to establish her age as older in season four, when they were building a flirty and sexual relationship with Parrish. They CHANGED her age in order to make the audience go “oh well she’s 18 so who cares.”
But we all know that her birthday is in March and that, regardless of what any of the writers say, Lydia didn’t get freaking HELD BACK in school in the third grade, when she wasn’t even old enough to pretend not to be smart.
I see exactly what they’re doing and there is no possibility of me ever accepting this as canon. Lydia won’t be 18 until March of her senior year. That’s it for me. I’m not accepting the fact that they changed her age to make the sex fantasies “acceptable.”
(Especially after Allison made such a big deal TO LYDIA out of being a year older– why wouldn’t Lydia say anything? Why would this never be brought up before until suddenly it became relevant because she was flirting with Parrish?)"
RONGASM IS AT IT AGAIN. HONEY, THE SHOW HAS ALWAYS HAD A FUCKED UP TIMELINE. DEREK WAS MEANT TO BE 19 !
BUT IT IS NOW CANON THAT LYDIA IS 18. JEFF COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN THAT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT. IF HE WOULDN'T CATER TO THE STEREK FANDOM, HE'S DEFINITLY NOT GOING TO CATER TO THE STYDIOTS.
CRY HARDER.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Tag: true stand up comedy .troll "
Finally, someone appreciates your comic genius, Jen !
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
HA !
"Anonymous asked:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6 "
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Tag: true stand up comedy .troll (yoncebanshee.tumblr.com)
Seriously, they keep feeding the trolls. I love them !
I AM A STUPID HASHTAG - 10 years ago
Time to send some more stupid hashtags to the stydiots.
. . . So, do we go with #StilesDiesEpisode1Season6 ?
. . . . . . . .or #ParrishAndLydiaMarrySeason6 ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
. . . .which is more likely to give them an aneurism ?
WeAreTheSockArmy - 10 years ago
Awww, no-one will play with us. We don't bite.
. . . . We will destroy you emotionally, however.
. . .PLAY WITH US STYDIOTS !!
SockPuppet - 10 years ago
You can't tell me what to do ! I do what I want !
SonOfSockPuppet - 10 years ago
Don't you start that again !
SockPuppet - 10 years ago
. . . . Bueller ?
I AM A STYDIOT - 10 years ago
Hi. My name is rongasm.
I decided to have a wankfest of my own over on my blog.
"Anonymous: I just think it's funny that Jeff Davis even entertained the idea of a 25 yr old man fantasizing about a 17-18 yr old girl and every1 was like on board w it its HILARIOUS"
"I can totally imagine the writer’s room just being like “oh yeah sure okay. Yeah. He’s attractive, she’s attractive. Let’s do it. On point. Yeah. The audience is gonna love this. Mhm. Yeah.”
* YEAH, ALRIGHT. I ADMIT SHE IS 18. BUT I WILL KEEP LYING UNTIL THE ENTIRE FANDOM THINKS LYDIA IS 15 !!*
"Anonymous: It funny how ppl still think m@rrish and st@ila will happen then trash stydia because they know they wrong (or do they?)""
"I’m confused by this mindset
Like… do they genuinely think that stydia isn’t happening? Are they convinced that this wasn’t in the cards the whole time? I understand not shipping it, but denying its existence…? I’m so confused."
* OK, I ADMIT THE STYDIA IS JUST FAN BAITING. JEFF BAITED STEREK TOO, AND YOU SEE HOW REAL THAT TURNED OUT *
"Anonymous: I think it's really funny how the antis keep denying stydia is happening. Like move on (St@lia and M@rrish shippers) it's our time to shine"
"[Chorus:]
This is my time, to shine
This is my place to find
All that I have inside
I never knew
This is my time to show
What I must have always known
That nothings impossible
And dreams come true""
* THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THAT, RIGHT ? *
"Anonymous: okay, why does everyone hate ryan kelley??"
"Furthermore, he’s pinning all of this on Stydia shippers, which drives me crazy because it’s not like Stydia shippers are the oNLY PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE FANDOM WHO HATE M@RRISH! M@rrish is an extremely unpopular ship. It’s not just us. But he always paints it in interviews that it’s only the Stydia fandom who’s holding M@rrish back. Yeah. Okay. Sure."
* OF COURSE, STYDIA IS SUCH A P-O-P-U-L-A-R SHIP (LOL) *
WAHHHHHH !! WHY ISN'T STYDIA HAPPENING ?
SockPuppet - 10 years ago
1250 COMMENTS !!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE TROLLS HERE AND THEIR HARD WORK.
SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THE GUEST TROLLS.
ESPECIALLY MARRISHITTY.
. . . . I hope your treatment for paraphilia is going well.
. . . . and Stiles is going to die in episode 1, according to dozens of news articles.
. . .so enjoy your stydia. . . . HA HA HA HA HA HA.
the REAL cute meme face- now really fucking high - 10 years ago
"Your comment has been flagged as spam and blocked."
Apparently the award to tylerposet blew up polldaddy. We're very sorry. Will post the award later.
OOPS, that last award was for . . .
liliaeth.tumblr.com
CONGRATULATIONS !!
. . but this from the rest of the fandom . . .
"god liliaeth just shut the fuck up." (ultrateenwolfconfessions.tumblr.com)
WELCOME BACK TO THE STYDIOT AWARDS.
* Thanks to all those giving thumbs up to "stydiot" on Urban Dictionary. And all those voting down that awful Marrish definition, and that stalia one too. Don't let the antis win. *
** THE " ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS IN THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM" AWARD.
1- "#EndgameSterek - Anonymous "
"I’d say that these two properly describe my response to this..."
(Pics of dog throwing up in toilet, garbage truck).
* GOTTA LOVE HER CLASS.
2- "#EndgameSteter - Anonymous "
"the first response would be . . . WHY ?
Now admittedly, I could see Peter wanting to mess with Scott so he corrupts his best friend. But I just can’t think of a reason why Peter would be interested in Stiles, for Stiles’ sake. It’d be dark fic for sure, and would probably end up with Stiles dying, or seriously hurt in some way.
(and I’m not even going to start on the age thing, to me any pairing with Peter is a dark-fic, so the underage thing comes with that, in that it’d be dub-con in a way no matter how you put it)
But honestly, even as a dark pairing, it wouldn’t interest me much, primarily because I can’t see it as something long term, cause I can’t see Stiles holding Peter’s interest, or Peter seeing him as anything other than a pawn. Where his real focus would be on Scott, whom Peter ‘is’ obsessed with.
So in other words, why go for steter if you could go for sceter? "
* I SEEM TO REMEMBER PETER TRYING TO KILL SCOTT IN SEASON 4. GUESS HE GOT OVER HIS "OBSEESSION" ?
3- "# SterekForever - Anonymous"
"In the garbage you mean."
* DID I MENTION CLASSY ?
4- "I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character." Ummm, wasn't 3b the highest rated season the show ever had ? - Anonymous "
"A season having high ratings, does not necessarily mean that a season was good. And I’d need to check the ratings to see if that’s even true.
Either way 3b was a terrible season, all around. They wasted way too much time on Stiles, aka the worst character on the show, when they knew that Allison and Isaac were leaving at the end of the season. Even if they weren’t going to spend more time on Scott, which they should have done anyway, they should definitely have spent more time on finishing Allison’s plotlines and giving her a grander exit than she got. Same for Isaac, as it was, Allison’s death, and Isaac leaving pretty much came out of nowhere. And not even in a good plot twist kind of way."
* OH, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. NIELSON RATINGS ARE A MATTER OF RECORD.
WHICH MEANS MOST VIWERS DON'T AGREE WITH YOU. MOST LOVED THAT DYLAN GOT TO STRETCH HIS ACTING ABILITY IN 3B. THAT HE WAS THE STAR.
THE RATINGS BEGAN TO FALL AFTER RETURNING TO SCOTT AS THE MAIN CHARACTER, AND STUPIDLY COMPLEX STORYLINES.
AND THEN DEREK AND PETER LEFT, AND SERIES 5 FELL INTO THE TOILET.
**
BUT THIS IS HOW A LARGE PART OF THE FANDOM REMEMBER HER:
*"liliaeth is 38 years old (no really, her DOB is in her ao3 profile) but gets her jollies from being nasty to teenagers on the internet 2 decades younger than her because of their shipping preferences. she’s pathetic as fuck and needs to go back to crying over her precious rapist Spike and writing essays about how evil and mean Buffy was to him."
* "liliaeth needs to fuck off. she’s like the sterek shipper version of scerek. she whines when people say they don’t like scott or scerek. if you like anyone that is not scott or any ship that is not scerek then you’re wrong and proceeds to write a long ass post about why she likes scott or why scerek is the PERFECT ship like stop! that person just said he didn’t like scott/scerek why the fuck would you think that he CARES about what you think? so fucking childish. just like gross sterek shippers."
*
(CONTINUED)
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
3- "But if you want piss off @antimarrish why don't you rats do it yourselves ? have fun trying to stay relevant. xoxo." Oh, we are but we saw your comment over there and didn't want you to feel left out. And it's not about being relevant. We were just bored and nothings happening on 4chan, so . . .
" 4chan ? Seriously ? Is it 2004 again or something ?
You guys act like the stydia fandom is pissed and up in arms about this. I literally just heard about this. No one gives a shit about who y"all think is endgame because it doesn't matter. Jeff knows who is endgame and some dumb poll isn't going to change that. If stydia shippers were petty enough to care about that poll, you and I both know we would lead . . .
ＲＥＰＥＡＴ ＡＦＴＥＲ ＭＥ: ＴＨＥ! ＳＴＹＤＩＡ! ＦＡＮＤＯＭ! ＤＯＥＳ! ＮＯＴ! ＳＥＥ! ＭＡＲＲＩＨ! ＡＳ! Ａ! ＴＨＲＥＡＴ!
# ya'll are so funny # . . .but seriously I didn't even know still used 4chan lmao
* DUDE, TROLLS HERE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
AND JEFF DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE AGES OF HIS CHARACTERS OR HAVE A PROPER TIMELINE . YOU THINK HE KNOWS WHO'S ENDGAME ? SURE, JAN.
AND THE STYDIOTS DID TRY AND WIN THIS POLL. Y'ALL FAILED.
THERE ARE FAR MORE MARRISH HATE BLOGS THAN STYDIA, SO OF COURSE YOU SEE US A THREAT. DUH.
4- "saynotostalia suggested trending #anyonebutparrish or #killparrish. Now I'm seeing marrish shippers say they'll trend #anythingbutstydia. When will it end ? "
" I honestly just don't give a fuck about them anymore. They won't do shit, they couldn't even get marrish trending . . . . . . .
If you want to ask about stydia, be my guest ! But I seriously could care less about marrish, this is a stydia blog not an anti-marrish blog."
#to be fair they're just doing the same thing we're doing so . . . # no more marrish questios please !
* " this is a stydia blog not an anti-marrish blog." . . . EXCEPT FOR THOSE "FEW" TIMES YOU SHIT ALL OVER MARRISH, YOU MEAN ?
5- " #EndgameSterek"
" YIKES ™ "
#that's all I have to say to this #saying sterek is endgame is a drag on it's own.
* WELL, YOU SAID NO MORE MARRISH QUESTIONS . . .
6- " #EndgameSteter"
" . . . ya''ll are gross why the fuck are you on my blog . . ."
* . . . BECAUSE YOU KEEP REPLYING . . .DUH.
7- " #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
" ???????????????????????????????????????? bull shit bull sHit???? thats ✖️ some bull????????shit right????????th ???? ere???????????? right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ ???????? ????HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ???? ???????? ???? ‼️ ???? ???? ???? ???? ????????Bull shit "
#who keeps letting rats into my ask box wtf #ya''ll ugly
* U THE ONE WHO LET'S ME IN, SWEATY. ????????????????????????????????????????
8- "Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"did . . .did I just get . . .rick rolled ??
gODDAMN IT ANON ILY"
#THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE APRIL FOOLS JOKE
* TOOK A DAY OFF FROM TROLLING. UR WELCOME.
9- "#SterekHotterThanStydia"
" . . . . . . . . anyways ppl r ugly !!
#take your disgusting statutory rape lovin ass tf out of my ask box bye !! #rat tag
* #AND UR GETTING CARRIED AWAY BY UR TAGS #THEY R LONGER THAN UR REPLY
#HEY I HAVE MY OWN RAT TAG ! #YAY !!
** WE'D SEND YOU YOUR AWARD BUT YOU DELETED YOUR BLOG. SO, IT'S SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE ETHER. GOOD LUCK WITH FINDING IT.
MORE AWARDS SOON (u didn't think it was over yet, did you ?).
First, thanks Jen for your new contribution to Urban Dictionary.
* stalia
stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon.
"stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia."
Thanks to all our stalia friends for the help. We here at Troll Daddy are only too happy to contribute to the understanding of the masterpiece that is Teen Wolf. Anyone want to help with a new contribution to Stydia ? And no words rhyming with bunt. Even if it is really funny.
ON WITH THE AWARDS .
** THE " BITTEREST LITTLE STYDIOT IN THE FANDOM" AWARD.
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
1- " A friend told me stydia is suddenly losing a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think that Stiles and Lydia are endgam ?). The marrish shippers have descended on any poll involving stydia and are voting continuously. Why are they so salty ? "
* I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED THAT THIS BAITING WORKED SO OFTEN.
"If they are winning a poll, it means they all banded their bitter asses together to try and "defeat" us. It's really no secret the stydia fandom is huge compared to the marrish fandom. Marrish stans know it, we know it, and most importantly Jeff knows it. If the stydia fandom cared that much about a stupid poll that has literally no effect on the show, we would easily crush them l̶u̶c̶k̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶t̶y̶.̶ I wouldn't worry too much about it, anon. Since we are nearing the end of the series, chances are that the writers already know who is gonna be endgame, and narrative structure points to stiles and Lydia."
* YOU'RE TINY COMPARED TO STEREK. JEFF WAS MORE INVESTED IN THE MALE EYE CANDY ON THE SHOW. AND STYDIA LOSES POLLS ALL THE TIME. YOU LOST TO STEREK (BY HUGE MARGINS) AND SOMETIMES TO STALIA OR MARRISH. HA HA . L̶U̶C̶K̶I̶L̶Y̶ ̶W̶E̶ ̶A̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶T̶H̶A̶T̶ ̶P̶E̶T̶T̶Y̶.
YEAH, WE TOTALLY ARE.
2- "Hi, Kate here. Or anti-marrish. Or The Scarlet Pimpernel. Or whatever name I come up with on the day. Thanks for playing with the Troll Brigade. We thought that the Supernatural fandom was fun to stir up. But the Teen Wolf fandom is like poking a beehive. Can you thank antimarrish for making us all internet famous. Thanks."
* MAN, HOW DRUNK WAS I WHEN I SENT THIS ?
"not entirely sure what this about because I really don't give a fuck about anything marrish shippers dor or say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But if you want piss off @antimarrish why don't you rats do it yourselves ? have fun trying to stay relevant. xoxo."
# you obviously didn't "stir" up much if I don't even know what you're talking about.
* WE WOULD HAVE KEPT PISSING OFF ANTIMARRISH, BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE BLOCKED US.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
(to be continued)
No one gives a shit about who ya 'll No one " ̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
"̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
....... ̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶?̶
4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶
4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶
""4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶
4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶?̶ ̶S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶?̶
(continued)
yoncebanshee.tumblr.com
* "Anonymous asked:Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"I suddenly can’t read"
#troll
* I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ILLITERACY COULD SUDDENLY STRIKE LIKE THAT.
* "Anonymous asked:#PeterHaleAndLydiaSeason6"
"I’ve missed you."
#troll
* AW, I MISSED YOU TOO, BOO.
* "Anonymous asked:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6"
"☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
#true stand up comedy #troll
* THANK YOU, BOO *bows*
* "Anonymous asked:Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %. just thought I'd update you on the completely pointless poll. Carry on."
"To quote one of the most inspirational lyrics in music history: “suck on my balls, pause, I had enough”
#ask #answered
* DUDE, WHERE'S MY TROLL TAG ? OMG, ARE WE BREAKING UP ? . . . .
. . Sorry, I ain't sorry
Sorry, I ain't sorry
I ain't sorry . . . .
And back to the awards. Sorry we were away so long but were adding some new words to Urban Dictionary. Stydiot is now officially a word. Yay !
** THE " CALLS A TROLL A TROLL (OR, AT LEAST HER TAGS DO) " AWARD
yoncebanshee.tumblr.com
* "Anonymous asked:That Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) has got almost 500 comments on it's polldaddy site. I can't help it. I had to look. So many trolls. So many salty marrish shippers."
* SUBTLE, I AINT.
"Do you think that a few butthurt marrish/stalia shippers could stop a big ass devoted fandom like the stydia one which is full of creative and active people who patiently waited five years to see their ship become canon?
I don’t just think stydia it’s endgame, I know it.
There wouldn’t need to put love songs when their scenes are on, or particular lines that make prople think they feel for each other.
* cough* BAITING *cough*.
I couldn’t give less fucks about marrish and stalia trolling the poll, angry and bad ppl do not deserve what we earned in so many years idgaf "
STEREK "EARNED" IT MORE. STILL DIDN'T BECOME CANON.
* "Anonymous asked:#LydiaNeedsParrish"
"#HoldYourBreath
#YoureTheOne
#StilesStillLikesHer
go cry somewhere else thx"
* WE WERE LAUGHNG, ACTUALLY.
* "Anonymous asked:Hoechlin is returning for season 6 !! Sterek is endgame !!"
"Thank god!"
* SARCASM DETECTED.
* "Anonymous asked:Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"Well, that’s good to know hun thx"
* WHAT ? IT WAS APRIL 1 AND I WAS BORED. SO I RICKROLLED THE FANDOM.
* "Anonymous asked:#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice"
"Stydia has nothing to do with Kira being cut off the show. Blame it on the creator, ‘cause I’m pissed as much as you are."
* WE AGREE ON SOMETHING ? . . . . . DID HELL FREEZE OVER ? !
"#.prob a troll "
* WELL, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
* "Anonymous asked:#PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha"
"Yes indeed."
#.troll
* SARCASM DETECTED AGAIN.
* "Anonymous asked:#PeterHaleReturnsSeason6 #PydiaIsNowEndgame #PydiaIsLife #LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree"
" Girl, bye."
#troll
* NOT ENOUGH PYDIA ? WE CAN FIX THAT.
* "Anonymous asked:#HarryStylesToReplaceDylanOBrien"
"Why not Zayn? I mean leave Harry where he is, let’s take the one who dropped out"
#troll
* I'M ASSUMING THIS IS SARCASM, BUT CONSIDERING HOW MANY STYDIOTS LOST THEIR MINDS OVER THIS CLICKBAIT NEWS . . . .
*
Welcome back to The Stydiot Awards ! Hi to all the stydiots who actually come here (to see wether they won, I guess).
The Troll Brigade has worked hard on these, so thanks guys ! (Jen, Kate, Marrish5ever, PETER HALE, and IAmTheRealAntimarrishNaOnlyKidding). Also thanks to STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP, guest troll for today.
On with the awards.
** THE "DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT INSULT THROUGH AND PAID FOR IT"AWARD.
wolfittude.tumblr.com
* "What’s a 7 letter word for irrelevant? Parrish"
* "Anonymous asked:
What’s a 7 letter word for irrelevant? STYDIOT "
"Oh that’s real original. Come back when you have better insults."
* WELL, OK.
* "Anonymous asked:
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie "
"Ya ok. I guess that’s why Ryan is nowhere to be scene on set and Dylan has been pictured. Seriously. what are you trying to prove with this dumb hashtag? It just proves that you’re immature."
* EXCEPT PARRISH IS IN SEASON 6 AND STILES WILL MISS MOST OF IT.
* "Anonymous asked:
#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice "
"Not sure what Kira’s departure has to do with Stydia. Why are you people trying to blame everyone or everything that is involved with the show? Stydia has nothing to do with Kira, You should be blaming MTV not other actors, or ships."
* CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOW BLAMED ON STYDIA, DON'T YOU KNOW ?
** THE " IF YOU USE ENDGAME IN CONNECTION WITH STYDIA YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE" AWARD.
redstringbanshee.tumblr.com
* "And now marrish trolls are voting against stydia on a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The no vote is over 60 % !! We need people to keep voting.- Anonymous"
"Stydia shippers, if that bothers you, go vote! :)
I mean, Stydia is endgame either way lol they’re gonna have to deal eventually so I’m just chillin’ ya feel."
* THE TERM ENDGAME SHOULD BE BANNED IN CONJUNCTION WITH STYDIA.
* "#MarrishEndgame - Anonymous"
"Honey, the only endgame Parrish has going for him is ending up on a sex offender list. "
* OOOH, BURN.
"#don't play me anon #ship what you want but if you come to MY inbox wanting to pick a fight I'm taking my earrings out "
* SOMEONE HOLD MY FLOWER !
* "#MarrishEndgameSeason6 - Anonymous"
"pls find god"
* DUDE, I'M AN ATHEIST. AND THE STYDIOT FANDOM PROVES THERE IS NO GOD.
"#when you're so insecure with your ship you have to spew your toxicity in a strangers inbox #lmfao good luck with that boo #I'll just sip my tea and enjoy my OTP being in love bye"
* #stop calling me boo # bitch # I'll just lick your salty tears when stydia never happens # OK?
* "#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire - Anonymous"
"….what even is this ask?
Is this a Peter x Lydia shipper? Is this just a random thought? Are you telling me this to ruin my day by thinking about Peter? Should I theorize about this?
I think this is supposed to piss me off but jokes on you, I have no fucking clue what you’re trying to communicate. Probably because it seems impossible that people actually ship this.
But now that you’re here, I should maybe say something to the extent of “If you ship an underage girl with her assaulter/abuser/harasser/traumatizer/all around despicable person, I feel more sad for you than I do angry. Because that’s fucked.”
#like seriously what is this ask??? "
* . . "I think this is supposed to piss me off " WELL, DUH.
* "Hollywood Life poll ( Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 37 & to No 63 %. 1200 COMMENTS NOW. - Anonymous"
"I try to stay away from all that as much as possible tbh. I’m so old. I’m so tired. I just want to take a long nap."
* AWWW . .* Hands over cup of chamomile tea*.
MUCH MORE TO COME.
omg. We're famous !
This little band of trolls now comes with a warning label. YAY !!
A community message from theystayalive.tumblr.com :
* PSA TO STYDIA FANDOM
hey guys
so if some of you have recieved recent hastags in your ask box such as #MarrishEndgameSeason6 or #ParrishAndLydiaSittingInATree or "Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %.”
don’t bother replying. remember that one poll that was all the way back in October of last year? the Hollywood Life one that took place 9 months ago? yeah so I decided to pop in for a little visit and turns out they’re sending these hastags to blogs to “bait them”?? and they think they’re cute doing this little awards show thingy on the comments whihc basically all they’re doing is waiting for us to reply and then they post it in the comments. there’s actually onlu like 3 people who still comment under there so whatever but just thought I’d let you guys know (:
#they really must not have a life #they treat this one poll like itll change endgame #sadly for them it wont #so oops #just let them waste their time
* SEE ? THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND IRONY.
TO WARN THE FANDOM ABOUT US *snort* , THEY ENDED UP WITH THEIR COMMENT POSTED HERE. *Doh*
WELL SOMEONE JUST FELL FOR THE BAITING, EH ?
1- THIS WON'T DISCOURAGE US USING HASHTAGS.
2- WE'LL CONTINUE TO UPDATE YOU ON HOW BADLY YOU LOST HERE. BECAUSE IT STILL SEEMS TO PISS YOU OFF.
3- AND WE LIVE FOR THAT.
4- WE REALLY DIDN'T THINK ANY OF YOU WERE STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS POLL. NOW WE KNOW YOU ARE, WE'LL CONTINUE WITH THE AWARDS.
5- MAYBE SEND ALL THE WINNERS A MESSAGE.
6- BECAUSE WE'RE GENEROUS LIKE THAT.
7- AND FYI , THERE ARE 5 OF US HERE. AND SOMETIMES A FEW "GUEST" TROLLS. AND WHOEVER WE MANAGE TO BAIT INTO REPLYING.
8- LIKE YOU.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well, it seems that some stydiots are following our Awards.
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** THE " SMALLEST HINT OF STALIA OR MARRISH MADE HER FLOUNCE FROM THE FANDOM" AWARD:
babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
""I hate teen wolf I’m so over this show ok just tell me when stydia happens and I’ll watch because if I see another episode with that much Malia or if I have to sit through a fucking Parrish Episode bye GOODBYE GOOD FUCKING BYE"
* OH BRAVO.
"I HAVE NEVER FELT SO BLESSED AND HONORED I GOT AN AWARD FOR SOMETHING IMMMM SOOOO HAPPY"
* I DETECT SARCASM.
2- stydiot.tumblr.com
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
scottsobrien.tumblr.com
shelliehennig.tumblr.com
soloposey.tumblr.com
stilesbanshee.tumblr.com
stilinski-loves-lydia.tumblr.com
stuckywilsons.tumblr.com
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com
stydiaforfvckinlife.tumblr.com
stydiago.tumblr.com
stydiot.tumblr.com
"LMFAO!!! I’m so glad that someone would take so much time out of their day to make the stydiot fandom awards. this is going in my resume lmfao! so honored! "
#is this actually supposed to bother me? #lmfao #anti-marrish #and #anti-stalia shippers #some of them #like lmfao #do something with your life???? #stydiot fandom awards #im actually cackling #you guys are so embarrassing #im getting secondhand embarrassment
* AND YET YOU POSTED ABOUT YOUR AWARD. YOU'RE SECRETLY PROUD, AREN'T YOU ?
* OH LOOK, THERE WAS A COMMENT TOO:
hollandr.tumblr.com
"wtf is this?? who wrote that?? nvm that person is fucking irrelevant af. shit some marrish and stalia shippers are so pathetic smh"
* JEALOUS YOU DIDN'T GET AN AWARD ? WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
You can now find me on Urban Dictionary.
**
stydiot
A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper.
If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.
**
Remember to give it the Thumbs Up. Also working on definitions for " stydia" and " marrishits".
Thanks for the inspiration, marrishitty.
(CONTINUED)
** THE "COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER BUT NOT ENOUGH WANK" AWARD
stydiaislove.tumblr.com
thecaptainolicity.tumblr.com
thelydiatomystiles.tumblr.com
xxdivine-chaosxx.tumblr.com
** THE " LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS STUPID POLL" AWARD
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com
* Do You Think Stiles & Lydia Are Endgame ?
No 58.65 %
Yes 41.35%
"GUYS THIS IS A FREAKIN’ JOKE
WE HAVE TO WIN || VOTE:))) "
* THE NO VOTE IS 64.1 % NOW. SO, IT MUST BE FREAKIN HILARIOUS.
** THE "WITTY REJOINDER" AWARD
thosestydiafeels.tumblr.com
"Anonyous - #MarrishEndgame "
"Shut Up."
* THE BUUUUUURN !!!!
** THE " WITTY TAGS IN REPLY TO AN ASK" AWARD
towalkinyourlight.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
" Oh hon.."
#reblogging this because it's my first ever anon 'hate' and i'm very proud of how i handled it #also they didn't even try very hard #if you're gonna send me hate put some work into it #don't waste my time
* YOU'RE RIGHT. SHOULD HAVE PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO IT. NEXT TIME, RIGHT HON ?
** More awards soon. Stay tuned.**
(CONTINUED)
"Aww look I struck a nerve huh. And go ahead hate a character for whatever reason you want but I am saying if you hate a character just for the fact they stand in the way of your ship that is petty. And tbh if you read post that say “Parrish should just go away so Stiles and Lydia can get married” tells everyone who reads that post that the only reason they don’t like Parrish because he stands in the way of Stda. But that doesn’t take much to figure that out and read into that post. And I am not close minded about disliking certain characters I am just not petty enough to dislike a character who stands in the way of a ship I like. Lol I am guessing you are one of those people who are petty enough to hate a character because they stand in the way of a ship considering I struck a nerve with you. I am not saying that’s why you hate Parrish but maybe somewhere that’s why you hate a character because they stand the way of one of your ships lmao." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
* HARDEN THE FUCK UP ? SAYS THE PERSON WHO IS STAMPING HER LITTLE FOOT AT THE THOUGHT OF MARRISH. GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE SPACE" . AND TAKE YOUR BLANKIE WITH YOU.
** THE " STILL BELIEVES STYDIA WILL BE ENDGAME AND IT'S KINDA SAD" AWARD
stilinskislyds.tumblr.com
"Anonymous - People are saying a lot of bullshits on Hollywood Life's Poll about Stydia been endgame. They're calling Stydia " a toxic ship" and humiliating everyone who tries do argue with them. Some people have not respect at all."
"I honestly will never understand how anyone does not ship Stydia because I think it is the most beautiful couple in the entire world and cannot find one single flaw in their relationship besides the fact that they are not together. However, I can find many, many, many things wrong with other ships on the show, but I have yet to see any of them make a good point as to how Stydia is “toxic” so I will continue to ignore them because I know in my heart that Stydia is happening. Soon. It is endgame. The most beautiful couple of all time, and I will not be able to deal with my emotions when it happens. "
" Anonymous - I give up. The Hollywood Life poll, about stydia being endgame has been infested by trolls. I don't think they're all marrish either. The sterek horde has pushed the no vote up to 60 %. And I can't even with the comment section...."
"WAIT WHAT POLL???? Someone tell me what’s going on. This is an outrage."
* . . . CANNOT FIND ONE SINGLE FLAW IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP . . . I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT STYDIA IS HAPPENING . . .SOON, IT IS ENDGAME . . .
* WOW.
** THE " DO YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN ?" AWARD
stydiaa-martinski.tumblr.com
"Anonymous said:
"Parrish is not loyal to the pack whatsoever and doesn't even want to help, yet Lydia apparently needs him. Mmmm okay ..." So, Stiles had no loyalty when he locked himself away in Eichen House ? Kyra had no loyalty when she went away to the desert ? Mmmm okay..."
"Those are in no way what Parrish is doing? I’m aware he is scared of himself, but once he found out what he truly was, he just left. He knew the pack needed him, but he’s not even open to helping a ton of people survive!? Maybe he will be next episode and that’s great, but what I got from last episode is he is just giving up and leaving town "
* PARRISH THOUGHT HE WAS THE THREAT. AND HE DID HELP. HE GOT LYDIA OUT, BURNT AWAY THE MOUNTAIN ASH, STOPPED LYDIA'S SCREAM FROM KILLING EVERYONE, AND HELD BACK THE BEAST UNTIL SCOTT COULD DEAL WITH IT. SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT ALOE VERA ? IT'S GOOD FOR BURNS.
Welcome back !! Many more awards to come, so don't worry if you haven't got one yet.
** THE " STYDIOT WHO CONFUSES LOSING A POLL TO WINNING ONE" AWARD:
queenofmne.tumblr.com
"Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"YESYESYESYES"
* UMM, HONEY ? 62.6 % NO MEANS STYDIA IS L-O-S-I-N-G.
** THE " RESPOND TO HASHTAG WITH TONY MOTHER FUCKING STARK ROLLING HIS EYES GIF" AWARD:
redstringstydias.tumblr.com
" Anonymous - HOW MARRISH IS ENDGAME AT S6 IF JEFF CONFIRMED THAT STYDIA IS ?????????????? PEOPLE, PLEASE."
" RIGHT ??? JEFF, HOLLAND, SOME OF THE WRITERS, AND MOST OFTHE CAST HAVE SOMEHOW CONFIRMED THAT STYDIA IS END GAME AND WILL BE THE FOCAL POINT OF SEASON 6. "
"Anonymous - #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
* TONY STARK ROLLING EYES GIF *
* THE TROLLS AUTOMATICALLY RESPOND TO THE TERM "ENDGAME". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
scottsobrien.tumblr.com
shelliehennig.tumblr.com
soloposey.tumblr.com
stilesbanshee.tumblr.com
stilinski-loves-lydia.tumblr.com
stuckywilsons.tumblr.com
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com
stydiaforfvckinlife.tumblr.com
stydiago.tumblr.com
stydiot.tumblr.com
** THE "STILL REFUSING TO BELIEVE THAT LYDIA IS OVER 18 NOW " AWARD
slysabrina.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"The only endgame that’s gonna happen to Parrish is him getting locked up for being a creeper "
* LYDIA IS OVER 18 NOW. HEADING TOWARDS 19. LEGALLY AN ADULT. U FEEL SO THREATENED BY MARRISH, DON'T YOU ?
** THE ' CAN'T SPELL MARRISH" AWARD
spiderdoctor67.tumblr.com
"Anonymous asked: #MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"Lmao umm… no??? I think you misspelled *Stydia my dear ;)"
* M-A-R-R-I-S-H. SPELLCHECK IS UR FRIEND.
** THE " LET'S CALL FOR PARRISH TO BE KILLED SO STYDIA CAN HAPPEN" AWARD
stydiasdelena.tumblr.com
"Eww the fact that anti shippers are gonna try and start to trend the tag #killparrish is so fucking gross. Like are you all that threatened by a character that you have to start a trend to kill him off." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"Are you seriously connecting hate for a character to a ship and acting as though we are the ones ship obsessed? M'Kay."
"Sweetheart I never said or implied that you guys are obsessed with your ship. And maybe I am obsessed with my ships and I am not ashamed of what I like lmao. But when more than half of your fandom says they hate Parrish because he is stands in the way of your ship of course I am going to call people out for it. And than the hate gets to the point where your fandom is trying to trend the tag #killparrish is fucking disgusting. And at this point it’s not even about Marrish I actually like Parrish so I am just looking out for this sweet character who gets hate because he stands in the way of your ship." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"It’s a fucking character. Harden the fuck up. People can hate Parrish for whatever reason they want. And tbh, most of the time the reason has very little - zero, to do with Stydia, and everything to do with his constant sexualising and fantasising of a teenager in high school. I honestly didn’t even care about Marrish. Much like I didn’t mind Laiden. But things changed. Not everyone is as simple minded as you when it comes to reasoning for disliking a certain character and/or ship."
"Aww look I struck a nerve huh. And go ahead hate a character for whatever reason you want but I am saying if you hate a character just for the fact they stand in the way of your ship that is petty. And tbh if you read post that say “Parrish should just go away so Stiles and Lydia can get married” tells everyone who reads that post that the only reason they don’t like Parrish because he stands in the way of Stda. But that doesn’t take much to figure that out and read into that post. And I am not close minded about disliking certain characters I am just not petty enoug
@@ OOPS, GOT CUT OFF. HERE IS THE REST. @@
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
"#EndgamePydia"
"Sure, Jan"
"Hoechlin is returning for season 6. STEREK ENDGAME !!! "
"If you say so"
* GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH.
#pydia isnt even dead it just never exsisted #stydia is way engame
#is it becoming a trend for people to send me ships i dont ship and call them endgame?
. . . SURE, JAN.
Welcome back to The Stydiot Awards !! Who knew this fandom had so many stydiots, huh ?
** THE "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, TRULY HATES PYDIA AND IS NOT AFRAID TO THROW TAGS AT YOU" AWARD:
lydsmartini.tumblr.com
"#PydiaBetterThanStydia
#FreakinAnythingBetterThanStydia
#EndgamePydia #PydiaBetterThanStydia #LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree"
"tags » anti pydia · stydia · a real person wrote this and that concerns me · please leave and promptly take a good look at your life and wonder where you went wrong · k thx · Anonymous · "
* #antistydia #promarrish #a real person responded to these and I'm concerned with their intelligence #please stop feeding the trolls # because feeding them only encourages more bloody hashtags # and I'm running out of ideas # seriously # I'm reduced to sending this crap # I joined this fandom and all I got was this stupid hashtag #see.
** THE " SO DUMB SHE HAS TO ASK HER FOLLOWERS TO HELP HER WITH A WORD" AWARD:
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com
"#MarrishEndgameSeason6"
APPARENTLY, ONE OF THESE WORDS WAS TOO HARD.
"what the hell is a marrish??" SEE !
"idk but I’ve heard it’s got six legs" LUCKILY HER FOLLOWERS WERE ON HAND TO HELP. SHAME THEY WERE JUST AS DUMB.
"damn is it deadly?" REALLY DUMB.
"the UN has authorised launching a missile at it"
"#it threatens the peace and security of this planet #it is a threat" 3 MONTHS LATE AND SEEMS TO THINK THE SIX LEGGED INSECT IS THE SIZE OF GODZILLA. HOO BOY !
GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH. AT LEAST THERE IS NO CONFUSION HERE.
#anti marrish #anti parrish #lydia martin #MARRISH IS DEAD #GET OUTTA HERE
** BONUS AWARD : THE "STYDIOT IS SO DUMB SHE IS RUNNING A MARRISH SHIPPING BLOG"AWARD
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com
@@ CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! @@
** THE " ONE OF THE FEW STYDIOTS THAT REFUSED TO BE BAITED" AWARD:
martinskki.tumblr.com
"Anonymous - have you seen all the bullshit some people are saying in this comments ? they're calling stydia "a toxic ship" and humiliating everyone who tries to argue with them. this is happening on Hollywood life's poll about stydia being endgame."
" I haven't seen it, but frankly I'm too tired to argue with people (and I admit that stydia is somewhat problematic but)."
"Anonymous - I thought they'd be gone by now. But the trolls are still on the various polls involving stydia on Hollywood Life. What is wrong with the marrish fandom ?"
"i dont even pay attention to those polls tbh. ignore em, it’s not worth it."
"#endgamemarrish"
"Anonymous - i’m not even mad that you put this and #endgamestalia in my ask. I feel sorry for you bc your ships are deader than Parrish (who is half of one of them). make yourself feel better however you’d like :))"
* ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A STYDIOT ? UR TOO DAMN NICE. TRY TO BITCH HARDER.
** THE "YOU USED TO BE A HUGE BITCH BUT THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH GOLDIE AND SUDDENLY YOU"RE A NICE PERSON TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE" AWARD:
otherbully1.tumblr.com
"Anonymous: What the heck is happening on that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). There are like, over 250 comments on a stupid poll. Is shipping always this passionate in the Teen Wolf fandom ?"
"didn’t know there was a poll going on. Kind of past the point of caring about shipping as far as Teen Wolf is concerned."
* SERIOUSLY, EVER SINCE OTHERBULLY1 AND TYLERPOSET SPLIT AS FRIENDS, BILLIE HAS BECOME SOMEONE I COULD LIKE. STYDIOTS AND STALIA SHIPPERS ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
"#EndgamePydia"
"Sure, Jan"
"Hoechlin is returning for season 6. STEREK ENDGAME !!! "
"If you say so"
* GOTTA LOVE THE TAGS THOUGH.
#pydia isnt even dead it just never exsisted #stydia is way engame
#is it becoming a trend for people to send me ships i dont ship and call
Don't worry. Plenty more awards to come !
** THE " LET'S PRETEND DYLAN O'BRIEN IS STILL GOING TO BE IN MOST OF SEASON 6" AWARD:
fuckyeahstilesandlydia.tumblr.com
"Is Dylan in season six? How are they explain that if he is not?"
"Dylan is in season 6 .. he was on set months ago before his injury and filmed at least for 6x01. The main crew wrapped for s6 but they’re not done and Dylan has and probably will shoot somethings over the summer since s6 will premiere sometimes this fall.
The explanation is: Stiles is missing. Its probably like the nogitsune storyline but worse in that he’s missing 80-95% of s6a. "
* DYLAN ONLY FILMED ONE EPISODE AND MISSED THE REST OF 6A. YET TO RESUME FILMING 6B. BUT YOU KEEP BELIEVING. CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU DON'T WANT TW TO DIE. WAIT, THAT ONLY SAVES TINKERBELL . . . .
** THE " HANG ONTO MY SHIP LEDGE WITH BLEEDING FINGERNAILS " AWARD:
ipikaboo.tumblr.com
"Sometimes, I lose almost hope on Stydia…. Then I go on the anti tag, to see how bitter those people and I laugh my ass off. Because that’s not true that I lose hope.
Stydia is happening and they know it."
* BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT ? PEAKED AT A SEASON 6 SCRIPT ? NO ?
** THE "LET'S NOT BOTHER COMING UP WITH OUR OWN HASHTAG IDEAS" AWARD.
isabelleligthwood.tumblr.com
Anonymous "#MarrishEndgameSeason6"
"oh honey! thanks for this! I needed a laugh! hahaha your burnt toast will never get with queen Lydia unless its in his dreams! and I get why you came here on anon....I wouldn't want anyone to know I shipped malnourished either."
#stydiaendgameseason6
* WOW. SO ORIGINAL. THE TROLL BRIGADE GOT BETTER REPLIES ELSEWHERE. TRY HARDER.
** THE " TAGS WERE LONGER THAN YOUR REPLY" AWARD:
ninerose.co.vu
"Anonymous : #SterekForever "
"#SterekIsGarbage"
"Indexed: anti sterek, ask, buddy.. i only get access to this hell site when the wifi isn't really used, i laughed when i saw this on my email omg, you're so cute (not really), Anonymous,"
* THAT'S A LOT OF TAGS, BUDDY.
** THE " WHO LIKES TO BOAST ABOUT ALL THE CRAP MTV IS BRIBING YOU WITH" AWARD:
natasharomanoffs.co.vu (formerly lydia-martins.tumblr.com)
"Anonymous said:
Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame? Yes 37.4 % to No 62.6 %."
"well, guess the haters aren’t as busy as stydia shippers these days.. all the poles in the world won’t change who’s endgame hun, or who always gets the furthest in couple polls, or who got their own fanvideo made by mtv, or who got their own special by sony, and so on and so on :)"
and
"umm, that Hollywood Life poll now has stydia at 43 %. I think the trolls found a way to multiple vote here too. That sucks."
"Maybe with an incognito window. I don’t worry about it though, stydia is endgame no matter what they do and their bitterness won’t change that :) "
* WOW ! A FAN VIDEO ! A SONY SPECIAL ! THAT AND 20 CENTS WILL BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SEND MORE PYDIA HASHTAGS.....
"stydia is endgame no matter what they do " * LOL* *ROFL*
** THE " I'D RATHER LYDIA WAS DEAD THAN WITH PARRISH BECAUSE I'M A BIT CRAY-CRAY" AWARD:
lydiaswolfe.tumblr.com
"AND. Void Stiles could return to slit Lydia’s throat and drink her damn blood and it’d still be more romantic than whoever you ship her with. Byeee."
"Anonymous : "Void Stiles could return to slit Lydia’s throat and drink her damn blood and it’d still be more romantic than whoever you ship her with." Yes, shipping her with a sweet guy like Parrish is SO MUCH WORSE than Lydia being murdered. *applause*"
"Parrish is the most vile character on teen wolf and I’d rather Lydia dead than with him. "
* YEP, THIS DUDE WOULD RATHER LYDIA DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AT STILES HANDS THAN BE WITH PARRISH. WE'RE DEFINITELY SENDING YOU SOME MORE PYDIA HASHTAGS. KILLERS AND LYDIA ARE APPARENTLY YOUR THING. OK.
More soon.
* LOL*
I remember dylanobruv. I sent this message " stydia as endgame ? I'd rather # CancelTeenWolf."
and got this " SEE U NEXT WEEK WHEN STYDIA BECOMES CANON BITCH"
This was in March.
STILL NOT CANON, BITCH !!!!
Welcome back to another day of The Stydiot Fandom Awards.
** THE "IGNORE THE FACTS, LIE LIKE A RUG AND REPLY WITH A GIF" AWARD:
antistaliaworld.tumblr.com
Anonymous: "Honestly, Marrish makes no sense. I feel like it just suddenly became a thing. "
"Right? I’m getting really tired of them because they are boring and nonsense and it seems like a completely obsession and this is so strange. I'M DONE."
and then someone sent this
Anonymous: " Yeah. I mean, Stiles years long obsession with Lydia was just sooo cuuute. We need more of that. "
which led to this reply
"But at least Stiles didn’t use to have strange sexual dreams about her. Everytime that Stiles was after Lydia it was funny or sad.. It had feelings involved. But what about Marrish? They have nothing. Just this strange obsession that Parrish has towards Lydia. Stiles was a little obsessed about her? Yes, he was. But he was also in love. It was a teenager love and I can say that we do that kind of stuff when we are a teenager in love. But Parrish? He is an adult and keeps dreaming about her and they don’t even know each other a lot for him to be in love. Because guess what? He is not in love with her! He is just obsessed. DEAL WITH IT."
* BECAUSE OBSESSIVE TEENAGE BOYS ARE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF . . . .
** THE " SMALLEST HINT OF STALIA OR MARRISH MADE HER FLOUNCE FROM THE FANDOM" AWARD:
babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
""I hate teen wolf I’m so over this show ok just tell me when stydia happens and I’ll watch because if I see another episode with that much Malia or if I have to sit through a fucking Parrish Episode bye GOODBYE GOOD FUCKING BYE"
* OH BRAVO.
** THE ''LET'S QUOTE POSEY AS THAT NEVER STARTS SHIT, DOES IT ?" AWARD:
christalereide.tumblr.com
" everyone needs to shut up about tyler posey because he's the most unproblematic person ever. the only people who ever hate on him are sterek fans. hello your ship is WEIRD ? accept it and get the fuck over it. leave our unproblematic fave out of it. look at your actual mayo ass problematic fave (Dylan) then come back :) "
Anonymous asked: “I think Sterek is a bizarre weird twisted thing and I think that anyone pays more attention to Sterek than the show isn’t watching the show for the right reasons.” Not our fault that the bitter "star" of the show has all the charisma of a pot of glue. The ratings have tanked since Hoechlin left. You wish sterek had happened. It would have done better than stydia."
which led to this reply
"Because Sterek is weird? Hoechlin hasnt been on the show! The show is doing fine boo boo! I hate Stydia too! Don’t come at me! Tyler Posey is an amazing actor. He doesn’t have to look constipated like some actors on teen wolf! He’s so lovable and he’s so good to his fans. He’s better to his fans than anyone else. Tyler Posey does so much and the world doesn’t deserve him? Because of idiots like you? He’s an actual cinnamon roll who goes through so much but still puts others before him. Come back when you have a legit reason to hate him, honey. :-) "
and this lovely comment was added
alphastrue said: 'You wish sterek had happened.’ Nah, pedophilia really ain’t my thing." CLASSY.
* "The show is doing fine boo boo!". UMMM, NO. THE RATINGS ARE FALLING MORE EACH SEASON.
"Tyler Posey is an amazing actor" WOW. YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT.
** THE "" TAGGING EVERY ANTIMARRISH POST SO IT WOULD END UP IN THE MARRISH TAGS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH" AWARD:
dylanobruv.tumblr.com
Anonymous "I dont want to be rude but can u stop tagging anti marrish post in pro marrish tag?"
"There is no pro marrish tag.
Who would be pro toward a pedophile and a teenager being in a relationship?
Who would be pro toward a crusty ass piece of trash and Lydia being together?
No one. That’s who.
But I mean, I can try.. But it probably won’t happen."
* THINKING OF A WORD. RHYMES WITH RUNT.
*** More so
Thanks to all my fellow trolls for the help with The Stydiot Awards. Could not do this without you.
Thanks Kate for supplying the alcohol. Also, couldn't do without.
And thanks to everyone who sent #stydiadeadforseason6. Should get some great responses there.
*drumroll* I can now announce that "stydiot" is now officially a word on Urban Dictionary. Now the whole world will never again need to wonder what that strange creature is.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stydiot
Now, If only I can come up with a new definition of "stydia" . . .
Welcome back to The Stydiot Awards.
** THE "RESPONDED TO A MARRISH SHIPPERS LOOONG COMMENT WITH A LOOOOOOOOONG 7 POINT ESSAY" AWARD goes to al3xtoole.tumblr.com/theystayalive.tumblr.com.
SHE ALREADY MADE HER AWARD SPEECH THOUGH:
"MAMA IVE MADE IT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK TUMBLR AND THIS WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL STYDIA COMMUNITY FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN AND ALSO THIS WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MARRISH (marrish5ever) SHIPPER WHO THOUGHT MY POST WAS THREATENING AND RELEVANT ENOUGH TO POST ON THE WAR ZONE WE CALL THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE POLL THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE *whips tear* *whispers* thank you"
* whispers* you're welcome.
* We'd also like to thank one of our resident trolls Marrish5ever/MarrishOTP (and yes, she is a weird stalker. Sorry, Marrish5ever.). Without her pretending to be al3xtoole (apparently, a very drunk one) we never would have had such lovely wank. Nice baiting.
* Special thanks to PETER HALE for sending all those delightful Pydia hashtags to al3xtoole. Also nice baiting.
* Don't worry. We'll keep you up to date with how stydia is doing in this poll (badly). And we'll promptly send you the "I TOLD YOU SO" message after canon stydia gets the show cancelled. We're just nice like that.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOUR REPLY WAS KINDA BORING" AWARD.
aforeignerinanoddland.tumblr.com (though I did like the "twinky white boys" comment)
agentdaisybarnes.tumblr.com
allydxa.tumblr.com
always-stydia.tumblr.com (she seemed to be ready to jump off the stydia ship awfully fast)
branstarke.tumblr.com (replied to #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha with . . .No ? Way to be decisive.)
clizzykink.tumblr.com (replied to #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha with . . . Delete. Way to be loquacious.)
codysallen.tumblr.com (did like the stale hot cheeto line)
dashingswan.tumblr.com (replied to #EndgameMarrish with "ambitious dream u got there boo". Don't call me boo.) and lavendermartin.tumblr.com (who added "roasted". Yeah, we're still feeling the burn on that one.)
defensescott.tumblr.com ( Sent #PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha and got "true alpha my ass btw". But he's got a great ass !!)
emmawillalwaysfindhook.tumblr.com (Nice of you to boast about that stydia poll, where stydia to get together was polling 91 %. It's since dropped to 64 % , and has been as low as 56 %. You really shouldn't tell us bout these polls.)
izzy-lightswood.tumblr.com (replied to #EndgameMarrishSeason6 with a funny gif, but I'd seen about a dozen similar ones so . . meh. The gif reply to #EndgameSteter was funnier.)
lillysbitchfest.tumblr.com (replied to #HailHydra with "No" . Coooome on ! You're not even trying !)
lydiastilinski.tumblr.com (replied to #MarrishEndgameSeason6 with "lmao okay". Well, that was too easy.)
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com (replied to #LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode with #idoubtit and #letsnot . Boring.)
madame-rants-a-lot.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with "mature, posting this in my inbox." YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!)
magnetic-rose.tumblr.com (replied to #SterekForever with "You're entitled to your wrong opinion, that's fine". Yeah, I've seen that gif used at least five times. Nice try.)
onestydiapls.tumblr.com (replied to #MarrishEndgameSeason6 with "lol ur not funny". Bitch, I am hilarious.)
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with a weird gif of an over-botox-lipped woman who apparently couldn't move any of her facial muscles except for her eyes. Weird and I'm not sure what you were trying to say.)
queenchamberlain.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with a gif and #not today sataaaaaan. I prefer to be called Lucifer, actually.)
queen-diana-prince.tumblr.com (replied to # SterekForever with "Please don't throw garbage at me." And yes, it was sent to you after the announcement of Hoechlin joining Supergirl. Now there is a whole new fandom to trash.)
MORE AWARDS TO COME.
Good one, Kate. I love how the Awards site is a rendition of " How Sweet To Be An Idiot".
Don't worry, marrishitty. You haven't been forgotten. Stay tuned for YOUR awards.
I hope you like the new song on my website, dedicated to all the stydiots out there.
On with the Stydiot Awards.
** THE "TOOK MY LITTLE COMMENT AND TURNED IT INTO A SAGA" AWARD :
* A TIE BETWEEN instagram.com/sourstydia AND javiermason.tumblr.com AND aconitumroot.tumblr.com.
This is my comment :
"Stiles is such an obsessive creep. Parrish is an actual good guy. Lydia deserves a good guy. The End."
This is sourstydia:
" God. How dare you Stiles ? How dare you treat her with respect. How dare you save her life. And Parrish, you good man, continue to hallucinate ripping her clothes off and having sex with her in the shower. You wonderful 26 yr old law enforcer."
This is javiermason :
"I’m not the type of person to talk shit about others ships but this fucking post is DUMB all stiles does is fucking coat tail Lydia not making any moves or showing connection while Parrish on the other hand shows affection and omg who cares about age difference she’s 18 anyway the only thing stydia shippers can say is age like that’s all I see them talking about is age difference between the two so at the end of the day Marrish forever"
This is aconitumroot.:
"Parrish literally hallucinates ripping off her clothes and having sex with her in a shower and doesn’t actually peruse her either so I don’t see your argument for “stiles doesn’t make any moves”. And second of all, he’s a grown ass man. He’s a deputy. In his position, he should know better than to be lusting after a high school student that way. It doesn’t matter if she’s 18 or not. The way I see it is if a teacher or college professor around his age isn’t allowed to sleep with a student that’s 18, she shouldn’t be able to either. It’s unprofessional and frankly, the way Parrish has gone a or with his feelings for Lydia is creepy. Stiles actually cares about her. Parrish is attracted to her physically and probably physically alone. He barely knows her. I’m not saying you have to ship Stydia. You don’t have to ship anything you don’t want to, but Marrish is so wrong on so many levels. Lydia, although 18 and legally an adult, is still a child. Take this from someone who will be 18 in just a few months. And with all the bull shit she’s going through with herself, she’s not at any stand point where she should be dating anybody, period. Idk, if you think a 20-something year old man lusting after a teenager is fine, that’s your business, but it’s gross."
And this is when I found out :
"Hey, sourstydia ! Next time you steal my comment and put it on your Instagram account, at least have the balls to tell me first. I’m right here.
And look at that, Marrish is catching up to Stydia. Guess you forgot to vote."
WHO KNEW THAT A FEW COMMENTS ON A STUPID POLL WOULD CAUSE THIS MUCH WANK.
** MORE AWARDS TO COME **
I JUST THOUGHT I'D UPDATE THE STYDIOTS. I'D HATE FOR THEM TO MISS OUT ON SEEING STYDIA BEATEN THIS BADLY.
"Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). Yes 36 % to No 64 %. just thought I'd update you on the completely pointless poll. Carry on. "
"hey sweetheart(: just thought I’d update you on howlercon. such as Holland saying that Jess is “not at all” overhyping stydia for season 6. or the fact that she confirmed season 6 is all about Lydia helping Stiles and that’s all she can say because she was “instructed to not talk about it”. carry on????" (theystayalive.tumblr.com)
I DON'T SEE HOW THEY ARE NOT "OVERHYPING" STYDIA. DYLAN HAS ONLY FILMED ONE EPISODE SO FAR. THERE IS NO DATE YET FOR HIS RETURN, AND HE HAS MOVIE COMMITMENTS.
HOLLAND WAS "INSTRUCTED NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT", BECAUSE IF THE FANDOM REALISED DYLAN WAS NOT GOING TO BE IN MOST OF SEASON 6, THE FEW VIEWERS LEFT WOULD ALL SWITCH OFF.
Wow. Does no one visit Troll Central anymore ?
meh. Then us trolls can do what we want.
I think we should hand out awards to all the stydiots who responded to our messages. You all were entertaining. And gullible. We like that combination.
**THANKS FOR PLAYING AWARDS to :
allydxa.tumblr.com
bansheeandsavant.tumblr.com
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
alexstrands.tumblr.com
dylanobruv.tumblr.com
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com
obriens-maze.tumblr.com
redstringtether.tumblr.com
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com
stydiaanchors.tumblr.com
stydiva.tumblr.com
coyotesareoverrated.tumblr.com
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com
partiepies.tumblr.com
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com
WE WOULD HAVE SENT YOU THE AWARDS, BUT APPARENTLY YOU ALL DELETED YOUR BLOGS. SO WE'RE KEEPING THE PRIZE MONEY. SUCH A SHAME.
**SMART ENOUGH NOT TO FEED THE TROLLS AWARD :
alecsbrowsandarrows.tumblr.com
anti-stilesstilinski.tumblr.com
antijessigrave.tumblr.com
austinmcknzie.tumblr.com
blueeyed--beauty.tumblr.com
deathcabjenny.tumblr.com
elliotalderson.tumblr.com
fangirlscommunity.tumblr.com
heinzdoofenshmirtz.tumblr.com
lncesara.tumblr.com
love-me-like-you-doo.tumblr.com
lydiastlies.tumblr.com
martinxki.tumblr.com
oyprongs.tumblr.com\
paullwalkers.tumblr.com
prettybirdlivesson.tumblr.com
reynas.co.vu
sass-and-caffeine.tumblr.com
stilesderekanddamonsgirl.tumblr.com
stilesimfine.tumblr.com
stydia4life.tumblr.com
stydiaobviously.tumblr.com
stydiasdelena.tumblr.com
stydiayes.tumblr.com
team-stydia.tumblr.com
theredstydiastring.tumblr.com
void--banshee.tumblr.com
wallflowerpowerr.tumblr.com
wiinchesterlogic.tumblr.com
wizard-of-oz87.tumblr.com
youcallthatakisssweetheart.tumblr.com
YOU ALL WERE SMART ENOUGH (SO FAR) NOT TO REPLY. SO YOU ALL WIN.
BUT SINCE YOU WON'T REPLY TO ANY MESSAGES, WE'RE KEEPING ALL THE PRIZE MONEY. OOPS.
** We'll be announcing more awards soon. I bet you can't wait (shutup).
STYDIOTS AT HOWLER CON -
"Ian just said that he always get like there was a connection with Lydia and Peter that was never meant to be romantic but he thinks that there’s some sort of safe love between the two of them (????????)
He also said the words “it wasn’t like a relationship between an older man and an extremely underage girl that would land him in a jail cell” and I watched Ryan and Holland very carefully lol"
SUUUURE HE DID.
" The ' M@rrish'comfort scene, if it is a thing, will probably be him comforting Lydia because the love of her life is missing. That doesn't sound 'm@rrish-y' to me. :)"
SO, YOU ARE JUST BASICALLY MAKING SHIT UP NOW ?
"Anonymous: Do you think st/erek shippers are more than stydia's ? Like in a percentage I would have said they were like a small 30% but regarding what you said about the con I guess they could be as many as stydia's ones? Idk, I don't even care that much tbh but just wanted to know your opinion"
"I think that the height of St/erek probably had more shippers than the height of Stydia. Don’t forget that St/erek was, at one point, the most popular ship in the fandom. They’re also just a generally louder and more active fandom.
But as for casual shipping, un-fandom related, I think it’s pretty clear that Stydia takes the cake.
But don’t forget that the con I’m at is very small and is run by people who might ship St/erek a lot, so a lot of their friends who attend could be St/erek shippers :) " (rongasm.tumblr.com)
STEREK WAS A BEHEMOTH COMPARED TO STYDIA. WHY DO YOU THINK THE RATINGS ARE NOW CACTUS ? YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS TO REPLACE THE STEREK SHIPPERS.
Kate,
OMG. *Prays for Marrish rumour to be true*.
I mean, with no Dylan this season and the show obsessed with pairing off every character, do the stydiots really think the show is going to leave Lydia single ?
MARRISH FOR SEASON 6 !!
"Ryan said that in season 6 will be a scene with m@rrish hand holding in the car (via m@rrish fans which were at howler con) "
This is making the rounds of the Teen Wolf blogs. I have no idea if it's true, but if it is then I expect the stydiot fandom to explode.
Oh wait, there are already stydiots saying it was just for comfort.
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. . . . sure, Jan.
Nice try , Jen. It was definitely worth a shot.
Have you seen antimarrish latest post ?
In the latest, hilarious (SUUURE) meme, she compared the 3 main het ships on TW.
Stydia = Chanel
Stalia = Walmart
Marrish = Dollar Tree
Soooooo . . .following that logic . . . EVERYONE shops at Dollar Tree , quite a lot of people shop at Walmart, and only a small bunch of elitist snobs shop at Chanel.
MEME = ACCURATE.
Congratulations marrishitty for FINALLY GETTING IT.
Gosh darn it, Kate. I tried to get marrishitty/antimarrish back. But she aint biting.
"Anonymous sent: Hi. Glad to see you back. I only just discovered your blog. It's hilarious. And I think I've encountered those Hollywood Life trolls. I got some weird hashtag messages about ships I despised. And they're still talking shit on that poll. And keep posting stydia stuff that they then trash. WTF."
" NICE TRY" (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
Was my trolling too obvious ? Oh well. Hopefully she'll like my new message (Hey ! Did you know Ryan Kelley AND Holland Roden are going to be at Howler Con together ? *snerk*)
*** The NO vote on this poll has hit 64 %. ***
AND MARRISHITTY ...ooops . . . I MEAN ANTIMARRISH . . . IS STILL GOING . I'M IMPRESSED.
**“They kept asking if they asked me.”
BECAUSE BITCH, I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR COMMENT ON MY POST!!! Even if another fucker from your fandom did it first!!!
“I saw the post and the meme associated with it.”
At least you acknowledge its a meme and not meta lol
“I found it to be laughable.”
HOW MANY TIMES?! Do I. TELL YOU? IT WAS A JOKE. A MEME. A SHITPOST
HUMOR. A FUNNY PICTURE. MADE BY MY FANDOM. NOT MEANT FOR YOURS. ANYWAY.
“Apparently, they dont like people finding it laughable.”
No, I love that people find it funny!!! People being my fandom, not you. I DONT like that you pretended that it was actual meta on why we don’t like your ships, that we were basing our anti on UD, and tried to paint me as irrational and police me accordingly on MY OWN POST.
“Then they brought my ethnicity into it.”
AGAIN, IM REALLY SORRY FOR THAT. I, unlike your fandom, can admit I’m wrong. Your icon was of a white woman but I shouldn’t have assumed.
“That set me off.”
Well, lydiadeputy shouldn’t really say shit about this part as she condoned and supported her identity-invalidating bigotry-assigning radical sjw bitch friend when she did the EXACT SAME THING to stydia shippers. But we know she’ll do it anyway. Ethnicity erasing is only fucked up when her fandom is at the receiving end :/// **
DUDE, FESS UP. YOU WERE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO STIR SHIT UP. YOU KNOW ENOUGH PEOPLE STALK YOUR BLOG, AND REBLOG YOUR SHIT EVERYWHERE. DUDE, YOU'RE A TROLL.
Jesus Christ. antimarrish is STILL bitching on her blog. She really doesn't like being challenged. At all.
"I was going to engage antimarrish but decided not to. You chose to comment on my ethnicity thinking it was okay. Its not. Then you tried to justify it because a person in either the marrish or stalia fandom does it, does not make it okay. Ignorance is displayed on you in a gross way.
Stalia and Marrish people. Ignore antimarrish. They are someone who should not be engaged."
(i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
** . . . someone who should not be engaged. UNLESS IT'S TO TROLL THAT BLOG. IN WHICH CASE, GOOD LUCK.**
"That blog is still annoying people? How embarrassing. They seriously have no life." (lydiasdeputy.tumblr.com)
** SHE IS THE NEW TYLERPOSET. EXCEPT NOT AS BRIGHT. OR AS FUNNY. OR WITH A SENSE OF IRONY.**
"Honestly. They kept asking if they asked me. I saw the post and the meme associated with it. I found it to be laughable. Apparently, they dont like people finding it laughable. Then they brought my ethnicity into it. That set me off." (i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
**ANNND . . .APPARENTLY ANTIMARRISH IS TROLLING THEM NOW. BECAUSE SHE REPLIED ON HER OWN BLOG.**
"Looks like you literally lack the ability to process what’s being told to you. Your continuing to fixate on the discourse validity of urban dictionary actually reveals how you have no argument. How fucking stupid are you? How the fuck are you STILL lecturing me on the dynamics of urban dictionary???!!! LMAO
You tragically lack the ability differentiate between a funny shitpost not meant for your fandom and actual, written, fleshed-out critiques of your ships. Did I say this is a meta? No, I actually told you numerous times that it’s COMMON SENSE that this is a MEME. Your taking it as our sole anti marrish/stalia reasoning in the face of the pages and posts in my sidebar that are what you are actually looking for, is embarrassing.
I see you’re intentionally ignoring the LINKS I gave you on our ACTUAL METAS why we don’t like your fucking shitty ships. But okay. Keep trying to avoid the fact that your fucking opinion was not asked and you twisted this into fun facts about urban dictionary.
Bitch, you literally cannot win this argument. You can’t engage in OUR posts that you fuckers invade, try to police our FUNNY PICTURES and then pretend they’re actually our Reasons and Metas in hopes of proving us irrational. This is the weakest argument I have ever come across. LEAVE, god knows you pointlessly overstayed." (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
** HMMM. . . ."Looks like you literally lack the ability to process what’s being told to you" . . . why does that seem familiar ? . . . **
"WHY ARE YOU SO COGNITIVELY REGRESSED????" (marrishitty)
"STILL COGNITIVELY IMPAIRED??? SHIT."(marrishitty 5)
*waves* Oh Hi, marrishitty !
And now antimarrish is having a running argument on her blog. Which she is losing.
Someone bring popcorn !
"AGAIN, WERE U ASKED? I’m gonna quote you. Don’t fucking “engage”. YOU WERE NOT ASKED TO ENGAGE. your fucked fandom reblogs our tagged posts and then adds their shit. I didn’t ask for your opinion on MY ANTI POST. EVEN IF SOME FUCKER YOU FOLLOW REBLOGGED THAT. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL.
The third time I’m having to explain to you that this is a HUMOR POST, of no actual discourse consequence, BETWEEN THE STYDIA FANDOM.
ITS
A FUCKING
MEME!!!!!! "
**WELL THAT WAS FUCKING UNCALLED FOR. AND FUCKING RUDE. BUT ALSO FUCKING HILARIOUS.**
"I cant help but laugh at people who actually show their arrogance. I love it when people assume Im white. When I am not. If you cant handle not knowing someones ethnicity and have to resort to calling them a weak ass white bitch, I will laugh at you. Because that just shows how you actually are. Shows your prejudice. Shows you stereotyping. Have fun with that. Just shows that you are a person that needs to grow up. Also, if you cant handle your post not being in the tags and showing up on peoples dashes, simply from being reblogged, get thicker skin. You dont have to respond. You can simply ignore. Especially if you have that much confidence in your post. Also, urban dictionary is not law. I hope people realize this. That anyone can add to it." (i-thought-you-and-i.tumblr.com)
** DO YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN, ANTIMARRISH ? **
So, Great Britain voted for a Brexit. And there is still a chance that President Trump might be something America has to get used to in a few months.
Well, back to trolling. Might as well have fun before the inevitable Apocalypse.
WATCH OUT !! THE THOUGHT POLICE ARE HERE !!
(richardjohnsplett.tumblr.com)
"I swear, not all, but so many Sterek fans are damn annoying. They nitpick at anything, ANYTHING, they can use to prop their ship, even if it’s just breadcrumbs; meanwhile they bend over backwards to try to discredit any and all romantic history between Stiles and every female he’s had romantic relationship building with. Not even in the TVD fandom, problematic as it is, did I ever see people discrediting Delena and Stelena because fans seriously believed Damon loved Alaric instead, and that fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever come across. This fandom though is quite something else in its own right. "
* FICTION, HONEY. ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THE CONCEPT ? NO ONE SHOULD BE CENSORED FOR CREATIVITY. SO KINDLY SHOVE YOUR 10 000 WORD ESSAY UP YOUR NEAREST ORIFICE.
MOST OF US JUST HERE TO WRITE. WE'RE NOT OUT TO SAVE THE AMAZON FOREST.
"This is an injurious phenomenon on Tumblr that extends beyond this ship, and applies to fangirls who homoeroticize the shit out of male/male relationships in general. I mean, for fuck sake, some even will go so far as to support incest between two brothers just because they’re “hot.”
* SLASH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LITERALLY DECADES. YOU AINT GOING TO SCARE SLASH WRITERS AWAY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD.
AND I DARE YOU TO BLOG THIS TO THE SAM/DEAN FANDOM. THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU.
AND YOU WENT AFTER STEREK AND DESTIEL TOO. ARE YOU BRAVE OR STUPID ?
(We all know the answer to that).
* AND THIS IS HOW THE ANTIS DO IT. THEY TRY TO GUILT YOU OUT OF YOUR SHIPS. WHICH, FUNNILY ENOUGH, ARE OPPOSED BY THEIR MUCH LESS POPULAR SHIPS.
IT'S A TRICK. DON'T FALL FOR IT.
SHIP WHAT YOU WANT AND FUCK THEM ALL.
Remember Sterek fans,
Don’t allow yourselves to be silenced by the pathetic pro-TW garbage that you might unfortunately stumble upon on Twitter and Tumblr.
Ask about Sterek each and every time you go to cons. If you pay to see guests and you want to ask questions…DO NOT HESITATE. Ask them questions about Sterek if you desire. Ask them why it didn’t happen. Ask them why it was baited. Ask them why Jeff and the writers queerbaited for years. Ask them why Sterek fans are treated lesser than fans of hetero ships.
Demand your fucking respect, because you damn well deserve it.
The cast members enjoy the payment from TW’s production. The least that they can do is answer questions and sign pieces of fanwork. Don’t let other fans make you feel as though they know what should and shouldn’t be allowed for questions.
More specifically, there are hive-minded cancerous individuals, like the obnoxious children from the NATWP. They willingly choose to kiss Jeff’s ass and eat all of the bullshit that he spews on a daily basis–all with the intention of maintaining whatever romance they have with Jeff and TW.
Don’t let them persuade you into thinking that you cannot ask whatever questions you want. Either at cons or on social media sites. Don’t let them make you think that you’re invalid for being a Sterek shipper.
REMEMBER. Teen Wolf has been crashing and burning–slowly and painfully–ever since they turned against The Sterek Fandom back during the end of 3B. Their ratings are ABYSMAL. Cast member FLEE from the show. They’ve even lost so many media outlets who are now unwilling to even interview their remaining cast members and host them for panels.
The only good and strong thing that came out of Teen Wolf was Sterek and the Sterek fandom. We are the fandom that has survived and we made something for ourselves. Whilst the show dies and the remaining cast members, writers, and producers fade off into dreary irrelevance, it is OUR fandom and OUR fanwork that remains. And it WILL remain.
Sterek has always been too strong and too good for Teen Wolf. We’ve outgrown that bullshit and we are all worth too much more than the dumbass pro-TW propaganda pushers that attempt to silence us.
Sterek is eternal…and more power to us for being the powerhouse we became.
(colethewolf.tumblr.com)
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. . AND THIS IS WHY YOU ARE OUR GOD !!
Thank god antimarrish is back. The wank level in the fandom had practically dropped to zero.
And the stydiots are complaining (STILL !!) about "their" song (SYML "Where's My Love") being used in a marrish video. (Lydia & Parrish - We Breath The Same).
"I think it’s awesome that they stole a Stydia song bc no Marrish song was romantic"
** I wasn't aware that the stydia fandom owned the song.**
"HOLY FUCK REALLY
PERVISH BARELY EVEN KNEW LYDIA UNTIL THE FINALE OF SEASON 4 SO HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY “BREATHE” (lmao) the same?"
** And Stiles and Lydia havn't even kissed (for real). Your point ?**
"this just shows m@rrish has literally nothing romantic in their relationship, SO THEY STEAL FOR STYDIA"
**WOW. You STILL don't own that song. Get over it.**
“This couple and the song is GENIUUSSS!1!1!!” There’s an original couple who have this song originally, canonally???? And don’t say that the songs used for stydia moments are pathetic and baiting but there they go doing videos and gifsets with STYDIA’s SONG"
** Canonically you WERE baited. They gave you ONE episode and then dropped you like a hot potato.**
"IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT ALSO ANGRY BC THEY CALL STYDIA SO PLATONIC YET USE OUR “PLATONIC” SONGS FOR THEIR “ROMANTIC” COUPLE "
** You D-O-N'-T own the song. SHEESH.**
wow.
Thanks Jen for the antimarrish update. We miss you, marrishitty.
"I don't know if @willwritesgood knows that a Stydia Promoted episode got the lowest ratings on tw ever (0.88)
Basically why Teen Wolf sucks now. Fan service doesn't do good to anyone."
* AND THERE WERE TWO MORE LATER EPISODES RATED 0.80 AND 0.76. THE ROT REALLY STARTED HERE.
"We know how important Stydia is to the fandom. And the fandom is important to us. We hope we can make you all proud."" (Will Wallace)
*YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU BACKED THE WRONG HORSE WITH STYDIA. AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY FUCKS ABOUT THE FANDOM ?
OH DEAR LORD, THE MAN IS DELUSIONAL.
"If stydia kills the ratings how can it be fan service???? "(antimarrish.tumblr.com)
* BECAUSE THEY CHOSE THE WRONG SHIP. IT HAS MORE HATERS THAN THOSE WHO SUPPORT IT. THEY REALISED THIS TOO LATE.
"Ps: The stydia episode she was talking about was ranked as tuesday’s most social show." (marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com)
* THOSE DON'T MATTER. ADVERTISERS CARE ABOUT REAL RATINGS. I DON'T THINK ANY SHOW GOT CANCELLED OVER LOW TWITTER RATINGS.
"the only season where st*lia were together as a couple (season 4) got the worst ratings from all five seasons. just saying." (sourhale.tumblr.com)
* NOT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT HERE ARE THE RATINGS FOR SEASON 4.
2.18 -1.55 -1.55 - 1.72 - 1.61 - 1.56 - 1.75 - 1.68 - 1.48 - 1.44 - 1.29 - 1.54.
SEASON 5A
1.53 - 1.18 - 1.38 - 1.01 - 1.26 - 1.14 - 1.09 - 1.10 - 1.10 - 0.96.
SEASON 5B
1.11 - 0.93 - 0.91 - 0.92 - 0.98 - 0.88 - 0.97 - 0.76 - 0.91 - 0.80.
* YOU SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO LIE WHEN THE TRUTH IS RIGHT THERE ? IF 5B WAS STYDIA, THEN IT WAS THE LOWEST RATED SEASON EVER.
AT LEAST, UNTIL SEASON 6 STARTS.
THE FANDOM RESPONSE TO STYDIA ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
"hilarious. you stdia shippers are full of bullshit. at least stalia was a relationship based on equality and marrish was a relationship where Lydia actually seemed to like him." (antiteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"@antiteenwolf don’t even fight with them because the fact that Stdia shippers have to go on urban dictionary and trash on Marrish and Stalia and post it on tumblr like its actual proof to validate their ship is so petty. Like it just shows how threatened they are of Marrish and Stalia. It’s so sad how petty they are that I find it fucking hilarious. I also find it hilarious that whoever posted this thinks they won or something like…. Dude you do realize other stdia shippers wrote this and it just shows how sad you guys are at trying to get actual proof and try and validate your trash ship lmao." (staliasfated.tumblr.com)
"Thank you for calling your fandom off!! Now kindly fuck off.
Girl stay the fuck off our tags. Were you asked? Was this an open post? Did I tag it with your ships? Did I say “marrish stalia fuckers welcome with their extraordinary opinions” ?
If your ass willingly ventures into the anti tag of your ship, you’re GOING TO FIND ANTI CONTENT. reblogging it to add your opinion is foolish because guess what!!!! WE ARENT GOING TO AGREE. U think our ship is problematic, we think yours are. U wanna go in futile circles, fine by me, but don’t drag us into your bored, stale ass, repetitive discussions.
Nah, see, you don’t know what was going through my mind when I posted this. You cannot claim I’m threatened by your spectacularly disturbing ships. Quit tryna police a fandom that literally ships a contradictory ship to yours. I posted a funny picture because it made me laugh. And the fandom was a bit down lately and I wanted them to smile. WHY ARE U SO OBSESSED WITH US SWEETIE
Yeah. Our reasoning and argument for hating your logic defying/triggeringly uncomfortable ships is limited to urban dictionary. SURE. HUMOR ISNT A FUCKING THING AMIRITE. You wanna actively ignore hundreds of metas and posts written by us as to why stalia is unhealthy/defies logic or why marrish isn’t remotely cute or healthy and is very problematic/triggering to some/makes a shitload of young girls uncomfortable and needs to be called out, OKAY BITCH, pretend we don’t have actual reasons. But stay the fuck in your lane or you’ll get the truth shoved in your face you random ass casserole LEAVE. " (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
FROM NOW ON WE SHOULD CALL STYDIA "TRASH SHIP".
AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE ANTIMARRISH BACK. WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT HER KIND AND HELPFUL GUIDANCE ? HER SWEET DISPOSITION ?
HER BAT-ASS CRAZY ?
" Quit tryna police a fandom that literally ships a contradictory ship to yours."
DID YOU SAY THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ?
"You wanna actively ignore hundreds of metas and posts written by us . . ."
AND WE'RE THE ONES OBSESSED ?
"But stay the fuck in your lane or you’ll get the truth shoved in your face you random ass casserole"
YOU HAVE A STRANGE VERSION OF THE TRUTH. IT'S SOMETIMES CALLED "LYING".
AND DON'T CALL SOMEONE A CASSEROLE.
THEY MIGHT BE VEGAN.
AND APPARENTLY WE ARE NOW CALLED " MARRISHITZ".
AND THE STYDIOTS ARE AT IT AGAIN, THIS TIME ON URBAN DICTIONARY
* stalia
stalia is the blend of stiles+malia in the tv show teen wolf but the relationship is absolute trash and everyone knows that he only loves Lydia so
Person 1: Stalia is not a good relationship
Person 2: Everyone knows that
* Marrish
25 year old deputy aka burnt toast tryna get with 17 year old school girl
Did you see marrish last night, I almost vomited
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* Stydia
Stydia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles and Lydia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Lydia = Stydia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Lydia's ship name is?
Girl 2: it's Stydia everyone knows that
WOW. SO, DOES ANYONE WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO PUT UP A NEW STYDIA DEFINITION ? SOMETHING RHYMING WITH "RUNT".
"I am completely aware that we all perceive things differently and have different opinions, but some things are just set in stone and if you try to deny it you’re either stubborn, or dumb af. So some of you stydia shippers need to stop messaging me saying stupid stuff like “Parrish only wants Lydia dead and that’s why he keeps having visions where she’s hurt” and “Lydia doesn’t give af about Parrish. He just forces her to be around him” or the ones where I literally face palm myself like when you say “Parrish is abusive and is always yelling at Lydia” What show are you guys watching? You guys are embarrassing yourselves and this fandom. Please stop. You guys are part of the reason why people can’t stand your ship. You know who you are " (marrishposts.tumblr.com)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Since the stydiots have apparently run out of stuff to wank about, I thought we'd fill in hiatus by showing all the other fandom crap. Wether it is anti sterek, anti pydia, anti steter, or even the original antis (Scott stans). We'll reach into the vomit bucket that is this fandom and drag the wank to the surface . . . so we can ALL laugh at it.
For those who are wondering about the competition to guess marrishitty's tumblr identity . . .
1- antimarrish - 6 votes
2 - saynotomarrish - 5 votes
3 - tylerposet - 4 votes *NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO LEFT THE FANDOM . . .OR DID SHE ? *
4 - marrishshippersclub - 3 votes
5 - rongasm - 2 votes
6 - runicscribbles - 2 votes
7 - liliaeth - 1 vote
8 - the5thyearfreshman - 1 vote
9 - yoncebanshee - 1 vote
So, general consensus is that marrishitty is antimarrish !
And as she was the only one who even talked about the marrishitty clan on her blog . . . . well, I guess we're not the only ones good at self promotion.
No prizes, as we're very cheap.
Should we tell antimarrish that she won ?
"quick question who decided peter hale is hot and why don’t they love themselves ?" (bellamyblake.tumblr.com)
** QUICK QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU A MORON ? WHO IS APPARENTLY BLIND.
"I hope the writers shove stydia down our throats in season 6 just like they did with st@lia in season 4 and m@rrish in season 5." (stydiamyanchor.tumblr.com)
** WELL, I HOPE THEY SHOVE STETER DOWN OUR . . . Hmmm, maybe should have worded that differently.
"Anonymous asked: hey just wondering what was poseygate?"
"hoooo boy. hell in a handbasket that’s what it was.
basically poseygate started because tyler posey, bless his heart and god protect him, voiced his opinion on s,terek, saying it was ‘weird, sick, and twisted’ and that if folk were watching the show for that then it’s not a very good reason.
* TRANSLATION: WAH WAH WAH. LOOK AT ME ! I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW ! *
and the shippers went absolutely apeshit. I vaguely remember it ‘cause a lot of poseygate stuff didn’t come on my dash but it was bad; death threats, rape threats, the whole nine yards. so much to the point that his ma, who was dealing with breast cancer at the time, went onto twitter to be like ‘what the FUCK are y’all saying to my kid’. but in a nicer fashion.
* YEAH, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. IT WAS THE SCOTT STANS WHO TOLD/LIED TO POSEY'S MOM ABOUT THE THREATS.*
it was just one of the many instances of the tw fandom as a whole showing their ass; so memorable that the poseygate tag is a thing. there’s a lot more info about it in there, if you’re interested!
but yeah. fuck s,terek and their stank ass fandom, long live tyler posey."
* AND THE VERY LONG CAREER HE'LL HAVE AFTER THIS SHOW . . . LOL.
I COULD JUST KEEP GOING ALL DAY WITH RUNICSCRIBBLES CRAP.
"Anonymous asked: hi, do you think st*rek is as popular as it used to be? "
"Nope, thankfully. Though I don’t think it’s because the Teen Wolf fandom is any better or less into abusive pedophilic relationships than it used to be. It’s just that going into its sixth season, TW as a whole is less popular as a show which tends to happen with longer running series. And Derek is gone (AND WILL NEVER COME BACK, THANK GOD). It’s not like never having any scenes or chemistry or reason for their abusive white dick pedophile ship really stopped them before when they could just erase other characters and splice together gifs of other ships, but I think the well has run dry on that.
With DOB barely being in Season 6, hopefully that cancerous cesspit part of the fandom will continue to dwindle away. And hopefully the Stydia fandom will do a hard self-examination before they follow too far down into the Sterek fandom’s footsteps, because they’re really hard to tell apart these days.
*OH PLEASE. STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP*
I’m just sad so many of the worst parts of the Sterek fandom have migrated over to the MCU/Marvel fandom and the Shadowhunters fandom. I see them spewing the same hateful racist, misogynistic, abuse loving bullshit there that they did in ours for so long. I hope that they get stamped out and swept away before they make those fandoms as toxic as ours."
* ACTUALLY, WE HAVE BEEN WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS IN BOTH FANDOMS. MAYBE THERE ARE LESS TOXIC CUNTS LIKE YOURSELF IN THEM. YOU KEEP BITCHING THOUGH. I'LL JUST GO AND GET SOME POPCORN BEFORE WE CONTINUE.
WTF, RUNICSCRIBBLES.
"What you ship doesn’t exist in a vacuum, so take some goddamn responsibility for your pro-pedophilia and pro-rape ship, jesus fucking christ. Sorry if the idea of adults raping children being passed around in my fandom as something everyone should be okay with bothers me, I guess that makes me the weird one."
* SO, HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT STETER ?
SERIOSLY, RUNICSCRIBBLES. TAKE A CHILL PILL.
"And if you’re someone who thinks Sterek is romantic, then you’re not just pro-pedophilia, you’re pro-rape. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So enjoy the mental gymnastics you need to do to justify romantically shipping an abusive adult with a child because congrats, you’re pro-pedophilia."
** HOLY SHIT ! I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE'S A FEW BRICKS SHORT OF A BBQ. HER WHOLE BLOG IS FILLED WITH HER STEREK OBSESSION. WOW. WOW. WOW.
"Today is the fifth anniversary of Teen Wolf, so I’d like to give a special shout out to the Sterek shippers who wrote literal essays trying to condescendingly explain to me that every interaction between Stiles and Derek was clearly written with a romantic/sexual subtext, and that it was obvious that the show’s writers had deliberately written Sterek into the entire script and it was going to be canon. Good fuckin riddance. " (tofixtheshadows.tumblr.com)
* I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING STYDIOTS WITH US, ACTUALLY. . . . *cough* SO, HOW ARE THE SHOW'S RATINGS GOING ? *cough*
"Canon
Stiles: Go.
Scott: Not without you.
Fanfic
Stiles: Please don’t leave me here alone.
Scott: YAY I GOT A GIRLFRIEND LMAO BYE STOOLS
Stiles: It’s “Stiles.”
Scott: *speeds away on his dirt bike with Kira while flipping Stools the bird*
Derek: Hi, I noticed you’re in an emotionally vulnerable place right now.
Stiles: Yeah, my bff of 14 years just abandoned me.
Derek: Cool, cool. I always hated Scott. You wanna fuck?
Stiles: Yeah, sure. This is, like, perfect timing.
They fuck.
Scott (roaring into the loft): Hands off, Dirk! Stools is mine!
Derek: You didn’t know how to treat him, so he’s mine now!
Scott: But I saw him first!
Derek: Finders keepers, loser!
Stiles: I am totally fine with you both treating me like property.
Derek: Apologize to Stiles and get out, Scott.
Scott: Okay. Sorry, Stools.
Stiles: Stiles.
Scott: Stills?
Stiles: Stiles.
Scott: ………Stalls???
Stiles: STILES!!!
Scott: lol idgi see you later
Stiles and Derek both watch as Scott struggles to let himself out of the loft, having apparently forgotten how doors work because Scott is dumb or something. He bumps into several walls until he finds an opening and falls through it, finally leaving Stiles and Derek in peace.
Stiles: You saved me from that, Derek. You’re my hero.
Derek: I know, right? I’m the alpha, now.
They fuck again and live happily ever after. The End." (seriousshit88.tumblr.com)
** ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU GOT CANON DOWN PAT (WITHOUT THE STEREK FUCKING PART . . . UNFORTUNATELY).
"Derek and Stiles have never willingly interacted with or said a positive word about each other in 4+ seasons but there are still people, in 2016, who are ride or die on the Sterek train like it isn’t broken down on the tracks. Amazing."
* YEAH, STYDIA IS SO MUCH MORE CANON. LOOK AT ALL THE DATES THEY'VE BEEN ON. LOOK AT ALL THE ROMANTIC KISSES . . . .
RUNICSCRIBBLES AGAIN . . .
"As much as I’m going to hate having more Hoechlin on my dashboard and the inevitably gross Sterek bullshit that’ll come out of it because they ALWAYS do it, I am feeling pretty damn smug about how thoroughly this crushes any Derek returning to TW rumors into dust. Thank god, we’re free."
** Let's see how smug you are when no Derek or Stiles leads to a ratings collapse, and the show gets cancelled.
RUNICSCRIBBLES , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN . . . .
"Anonymous asked: You don't like Tyler Hoechlin?"
"I don’t like Derek Hale. He is a violent abuser, he is someone who has sexually molested children, he is someone who has tried repeatedly to murder children, he’s threatened, violated, stalked, and hurt kids, he actually DID murder a little girl after setting her up to be violated, attacked, and bitten without her permission. * THAT WAS A MERCY KILLING, YOU MORON*
And on top of that, a large chunk of my primary fandom has tried to romanticize the fact he’s a violent abuser and pushed really hard to try and make him a child rapist in canon “because they’d be so cute uwu”. The fandom has ruined any chance I could have ever liked him.
So when I see Hoechlin’s face, that’s what I see. Now he’s going to be playing a superhero character I actually really like and admire, which makes me feel sick to my stomach."
* WOW*
THE ANTI STEREKS ARE OUT IN FORCE SINCE HOECHLIN BECAME SUPERMAN.
"Anonymous asked: The stereks are gonna invade DC. All the Stiles is Lois Lane fics or even worse with stiles as Kara because they'll just ship superman and supergirl because of his "special" ness. Or Stiles will be Batman honestly Supergirl is too pure for these pedophilic shipper take heochlin back"
"I’m so sorry. My friend ships Superbat so much and this is absolutely going to devastate her. The Sterekers have already ruined Teen Wolf and they’ve ruined Maze Runner. They’re trying to ruin Marvel, I see them with their pro-Hydra nazi apologist bullshit. They need to stay the fuck out of my superhero fandoms, we don’t want them. Oh god, this is the worst possible thing that could ever happen."
* AWWWW. YOU POOR LITTLE THING. THOSE MEAN, ROTTEN STEREKS HAVE "INVADED" YOUR FANDOM.
Sweetheart, you could just, I dunno, share your fandom. You don't have any actual ownership of it. If sterek owned Teen Wolf, we would have evicted the scott/stydia stans a long time ago.
"Anonymous asked: tbh Superbat has been around for decades, Superbat will still be around when St*rek has been forgotten by everyone. The current generations' grandkids could ship Superbat and Teen Wolf as a whole will probably be forgotten by then. Why is the St*rek fandom acting entitled about having ownership of SB and acting like DC fans (who already deal with Marvel fans bullshit tbh) should be comfortable with their racist, sexist, abuse apologist asses in the fandom."
** HONEY, NO ONE "OWNS" A FANDOM. EVERYONE CAN PLAY. BUT SOME PLAY BETTER WITH OTHERS, I GUESS . . . . .and Marvel will always be better than fucking DC. The end.
"#KEEP STEREK AWAY FROM SUPERGIRL 2K16" (queenchamberlain.tumblr.com)
#KeepScottStansAwayFromTeenWolf2016
YEAH. I FOUND MORE SCOTT STAN CRAP.
"oooh yeah, i remember being unable to properly enjoy scisaac because 80% of their tagged fics on ao3 were actually just sterek fics with scisaac as an insignificant background couple. honestly the scisaac love was palpable during those times!"
*That's because some people tag EVERY ship they have in each story, including side pairings. Use the damn filter if you just want scisaac.
"I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character."
* HA HA HA. Not surprised that a Scott stan hates season 3b. Because it showed the vast difference in acting talent between Dylan and Posey. 3B is the highest rated season for a reason. And it basically turned Stiles into the main star.
Sterek stans didn't hate Scott . . . not until his stans shit all over the fandom and set up hate blogs. Thus starting the "anti" trend.
"But s4 for the most part was pretty good, and is only called a bad season because Sterek fans hated that JD finally allowed Scott a larger part again. In fact, I still say that Liam’s introduction on the show, was the best intro of a new character in a later season. Scott’s mentor relationship towards Liam is awesome and shows both chars at their best"
* After a season where Stiles was the star, we had to return to . . sigh . . .Posey. It rated terribly because of it, and the crappy story and sidelining Derek. Liam is cute but kinda bland, so that didn't help.
"Long story short, Teen Wolf can be good, but it’s usually at it’s best when Stiles is kept in as small a dose as possible. * WRONG *
As for the anti-stiles side, I honestly have been hanging out on the anti-stiles tag, and I have never, and I do mean never, seen that kind of anti-stiles stuff. Calling him out as an abuser, yes, saying DOB isn’t nearly as good an actor as people like to claim he is, sure, but unless there’s an anti Stiles tag I’m missing, most of the dislike of Stiles is based on either canon, or Stiles-stans behavior."
* The anti Stiles stuff is gross. Nice way to deflect from the anti's crap. If you think Posey is a better actor than Dylan, you seriously need a new brain. That old one ain't working.
Now kindly fuck off.
"like no offense but sterek is literally one of the worst fandom ships i’ve ever experienced in my 10+ years of fandom and sterek shippers are, and i don’t like to simplistically vilify an entire shipping community, but sterek shippers are terrible.
like i don’t know if y’all remember because this was five years ago but back in season one sterek shippers would literally try to get people into teen wolf by convincing people that it was full of lgbtq rep, that stiles was essentially the protagonist and derek was his love interest." (netic-rose.tumblr.com)
** Offence taken. A lot of new sterek shippers were actually brought to the fandom via After Elton's Slash Madness Tourney. The comment section was filled with sterek vids and art and squee. It was Jeff Davis who convinced the fans there was lgbtq rep, so blame him.
The sterek stans said Stiles was the sidekick from the start. He was just more interesting (and Dylan was a far better actor) than the actual "star".
No one should have to apolagise for shipping the most popular ship. Them's the breaks, buddy.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
" I've been reading up on blogs of sterek shippers reacting on the supergirl thing (one of them is halekingsourwolf), and many of them still delusional and ignorant and think the hate they get is unwarranted, as if the hate isn't because of the actions of their side of the fandom throughout the years. It's infuriating to see them reacting like they're the victims yet again. Sorry, just need someone to rant to."
* IT WAS FUCKING UNWARRANTED YOU WALKING PIECE OF EXCREMENT. THE SCOT/STYDIA/STALIA STANS WERE THE ONES WHO PISSED ALL OVER A PEACEFUL FANDOM. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TURNED IT INTO A TOXIC CESSPIT. AND YOU ARE STILL DOING IT.
And it's confirmed. Dylan O'Brien to be replaced on Teen Wolf. I put the story up on my website. Such a shame. Meagan Tandy is not returning either.
And I put my honest reaction to stydia endgame up on my site.
And here is the entire fandom's reaction to stydia in series 6. Up on my site too.
I just posted my reaction to the series 6 script on my site.
I can do better ! I have the script for series 4 of Teen Wolf. It explains a lot. See it up on my new website.
Hey ! I just found the script for episode 1 of season 6. See it up on my site.
I found a better stydia video. Also on my website. It proves the stydia story is HUGE !
OMG. I just found the perfect stydia video. You can see it at my website. It really is such a moving story. Bravo.
. . . . yeah, ok.
Let's trend #NoDerekNoTeenWolf.
And if people are still asking about sterek . . . . maybe that shows that a large number of people don't like what's left on the show.
Like "twu alfa" Scott, or stydia. Or stydia. Or even more stydia.
BRING BACK STEREK !!!
ANSD THE SCOTT STANS ARE AT IT AGAIN.
"Sterek fandom is the wooooorst~ Y’all can’t even keep from harassing your so called “favs” to the point where DOB refuses to do fan events and Hoechlin refuses to ever come back to TW. You did this to yourselves. Stop harassing the actors, you cesspit of a fandom."
* DUDE, DYLAN DOESN'T DO FAN EVENTS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED THE MONEY . . . .YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE DOES BIG MOVIES NOW. POSEY, ON THE OTHER HAND . . . . .
AND HOECHLIN LEFT BECAUSE JEFF DAVIS WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A SUBSTANTIAL STORYLINE. HE WAS JUST KEPT AROUND FOR HIS PRETTY FACE AND TIGHT JEANS. NO WONDER HE LEFT.
"Your fandom literally spent the weekend harassing Tyler Hoechlin AGAIN. This is why he left the show and why he refuses to come back. Your fandom is terrible if this is how they even treat the actors they claim to like the best. People who ship Sterek are bad people."
* WOW, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO SPIN A LIE. APPARENTLY ASKING A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS POLITELY IS SEEN AS HARRASMENT . . . SURE. AND SCOTT STANS AND STYDIOTS HAVE DONE SOME PRETTY GROSS THINGS AT FAN EVENTS.
HOECHLIN LEFT BECAUSE HE HAD NO STORYLINE AND SHIT PAY. WHY WOULD HE STAY ?
please show a little restrain and moderation….
"Sterek fandom: [Harasses Tyler Hoechlin repeatedly, complains that their child raping ship isn’t canon, sends death threats to Tyler Posey, Shelley Hennig, Meagan Tandy, and countless fans, writes thousands of posts that are racist and misogynistic]
Everyone else: Can you stop?
Sterek fandom: WHOA WHOA WHOA, LET’S HAVE SOME RESTRAINT AND MODERATION HERE."
* THERE WERE NEVER ANY DEATH THREATS AGAINST POSEY. IT WAS THE "HELPFUL" SCOTT STANS WHO TOLD POSEY'S MOM THAT HE WAS GETTING THEM. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF THUGS, AREN"T YOU ?
AND THE STYDIOTS HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THE SHOW PRODUCERS TO MAKE "THEIR" SHIP CANON.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY JEFF DAVIS LEFT . . . . YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO START A RUMOUR ?
* DEAR SCOTT STANS, I"M SORRY (NOT SORRY) THAT YOUR FAV IS NOT AS POPULAR AS STILES (OR DEREK, ISAAC, PARRISH, PETER OR MOST OF THE REST OF THE CAST).
BUT NO ONE ELSE CARES .
CRY HARDER.
HA !! Actually, no one knows what happened to marrishitty.
Some say . . . . that she managed to clone herself eight times but only has one (very dull) personality. All we know is she's called The Stig .
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?
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I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNISED YOU.
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HEAD ?!
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POLLDADDY IS NOT PLEASED.
Did all the stydiots run away ? So many stydiot blogs are inactive or deleted. Rats fleeing a sinking ship ?
"Just remember folks
•Tyler plays Superman
•Derek isn’t Clark
•Lois isn’t Stiles
•Stiles isn’t Batman
•Dylan isn’t Batman or Lois
•Sterek isn’t Clois or Superbat
•Lois is a female not a male
Thank you.
i mean
i'm just making it clear
because some people
just don't get it " (angielightwood.tumblr.com)
WOW. STEREK IS NOW CAUSING WANK IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANDOM. MUAHAHA .
Just remember folks
* Ship what you want.
* Fuck anyone who tells you you can't.
* Or tries to tell you your ship won't save the whales or is not proper representation.
* Maybe shipping sterek, or marrish (or whatever) WILL save the whales.
* That will fucking show them.
* Seriously, ship what you want and don't feel you have to defend your ship or explain it.
* Ignore the wankers who drone on how "certain"" ships are "problematic".
* Who gives a fuck.
* I give zero fucks.
* Go ahead and ship marrish, sterek, pydia, sam/dean, reylo, hannigram, jessigrave, or even God/Lucifer.
* Ignore anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. They're just a bunch of whiny little bee-hatches.
* I blame tumblr.
* Fandoms were never quiete this toxic before it emerged.
* Now it's become a soapbox for every idiot on the internet.
* But we're not going anywhere.
* We just find your hate amusing.
* We laugh at it amongst ourselves.
* Hey ! Does anyone want to read some marrish fic ? . . . . . it will save the whaaaaales !!
# SterekForever
fuuuuuuuuck stoopid drtying gameer. I hat you kate
I got 4 giffs and someong called mee satan. I luv stydddiotsss
SCOTT STANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS -
"I will grant you s3b which was terrible, mostly because it’s the season where JD allowed Stiles to take over the show. And showed exactly how limited a character he is, aka unable to handle being the main character.
But s4 for the most part was pretty good, and is only called a bad season because Sterek fans hated that JD finally allowed Scott a larger part again. In fact, I still say that Liam’s introduction on the show, was the best intro of a new character in a later season. Scott’s mentor relationship towards Liam is awesome and shows both chars at their best" (liliaeth.tumblr.com)
SERIES 3B WAS THE HIGHEST RATED SEASON TEEN WOLF HAS EVER HAD. BECAUSE STILES WAS THE STAR !
SERIES 4 RATINGS FELL BECAUSE THERE WAS BARELY ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN STILES AND DEREK. AND THEN DEREK LEFT.
OH, AND THE WRITING SUCKED.
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. . . WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SCOTT STANS SMOKING ?
omg. The Supergirl fandom is going cray-cray over Tyler Hoechlin joining the show.
"Listen, I'm happy for Tyler Hoechlin but
I swear to God if the fudging Ster!ek fandom ruins Supergirl with their White Boy™ obsession I will burn everything. "
"i haven’t finished supergirl yet but rip us all bc sterek fans will ruin this"
"If I see one post about Tyler as Superman and Dylan as Lois I’m blocking you.
I don’t care if we are friends I’m blocking you"
"Oh god now the Sterek fans are going to be invading Superman stuff.
At least it’s not Brett Dalton though. It could be worse."
"stay away from lois lane, you vile beings"
i’m already starting to see psycotic sterek shippers turning lois lane into a man so she can be played by O'brien. i’m getting angry.
"let me be clear about something…you picked the wrong fandom to fight with. clark and lois are so iconic that you can’t cancel them for your non existing couple of two cents. take your shits away from the superman fandom. until yesterday you didn’t even love or know superman so fly back into the garbage. "
"KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING STEREK OUT OF THE SUPERBAT AND SUPERGIRL TAGS
You ruined your own fucking fandom. Stay away. You are not welcome here."
"i seriously thought st*rek was dead? gone! adios! why won’t these nasty people let everyone live in peace? i feel so bad for the supergirl fandom/cast and crew and even more so for tyler hoechlin, apparently he will never be free from this disgusting fandom"
"#KEEP STEREK AWAY FROM SUPERGIRL 2K16"
And this is just the tip of the iceberg. But it shows that most of the fandom miss Hoechlin and are willing to follow him to a new fandom. The sterek shippers didn't just conveniently fade away. Sorry. Not sorry.
# SterekForever
REMEMBER POSEYGATE ? THE BIZARRE,WEIRD AND TWISTED DIG AT STEREK STANS ?
"Anonymous asked: Tyler Posey isn't homophobic he has literally said he ships scisaac and would love a bi!scott storyline. Like it or not stiles is a minor and sterek is statuatory rape with a dynamic that was originally abusive and has evolved to sort of grudging acceptance. As someone who is bisexual myself that is not representation, that IS bizarre, weird and twisted. Also Tyler is allowed to have opinions. Fan culture can be disgusting at times and as someone who is affected and also constantly erased
by it he’s allowed to say what he thinks. That doesn’t make it homophobic. You’re all just a bunch of stereks who for some reason believe that Scott gets in the way of your ugly-ass abusive ship and you think that hating on Tyler is going to somehow make it all better."
POSEY ONLY STARTED MENTIONING SCISAAC, AFTER HE REALISED HE'D PISSED OFF 80 % OF THE FANDOM. TOO LITTLE , TOO LATE. HIS STANS DIDN'T HELP, BY BULLYING STEREK STANS, AND SPREADING LIES (EVEN INVOLVING POSEY'S MOTHER !) CLASS ACT.
"Anonymous: #EndgameStalia"
"Honestly, if St@lia is endgame, I truly apologize to you. It must suck to have a ship where one participant spends the whole time in love with another character, and the whole fandom thinks that he’s going to end up with that other character. Like, literally everybody thinks that stydia is endgame, so that huge plot twist of st@lia endgame would be so surprising and become a total joke, like the himym finale.
Seriously, I would be sorry for you." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*LITERALLY EVERYBODY THINKS STYDIA IS ENDGAME ? YOU AND YOUR FIVE FRIENDS ??*
" Anonymous: #stailaandmarrishdeadforseason6"
"One can only pray" (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON, ANON ?! THIS IS A HASHTAG WAR !! AND I DON'T USE NO STINKING @ WHEN I NAME SHIPS !! *
" Anonymous: #stydiadeadforseason6"
"Dude just let go. Keep shipping what you want but Stydia’s about to be canon and it’s not our faults you hopped on a sinking ship and defended it even when water was up to your knees." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
*HOW IS STYDIA HAPPENING IF DYLAN HASN'T BEEN FILMED IN MOST OF 6A ? DON'T LOOK NOW BUT YOUR "HUGE" SHIP JUST BECAME THE TITANIC*
"Anonymous: hello! I was just going to ask if you could please censor the ship name when you respond to asks please. I'm trying to look through the pro tag and all I see are anti posts from you. thank you in advance!"
"I always do that, but unfortunately I cannot control what other people leave in my inbox:( If they don’t do the @ symbol, I can’t do anything about it. It still shows up in the tag.
I’M REALLY SORRY! I feel really bad, I try to tag them anti so that you can blacklist them. I’m so sorry." (rongasm.tumblr.com)
* WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING @@@@@@@ !! A POX ON USING @@@@@ !!!!*
I tink im verrryt drunk. woo cam up wit thiss strupid drinccingh gam ?? Jennn???
Since hiatus is so boring, let's play the PISS OFF A STYDIOT drinking game
Simple rules. Send a hashtag to a stydiot. Wait for response. Choose your poison (Start with beer).
1-Take a drink if you get a one word response (Yikes, Gross etc) or their own hashtag.
2-Take a drink if they went to the trouble of responding with a gif.
3-Take a small sip if they use the words "Sure, Jan" or "Nice try,Jan".
4-Take a huge swig if they reply to your tiny hashtag with a whole bloody essay on why stydia is terrific.
5-Take a small sip if they use words by Jeff Davis or Will Wallace to support them.
6- Just a small sip if they say Holland Roden or Dylan O'Brien are 100 % behind their ship.
7-Down two drinks if the word "pedophilia" is used (even in the tags).
8-Take a big drink if you take over a pro stydia/anti marrish named blog and promote marrish on it.
9-A round of free drinks if you get the stydiot to visit this page to comment.
10-Free drinks for a month if you start a ship war or fued (the tylerposet/otherbully1 break up was a thing of beauty).
11-Take a big drink if a stydiot crows about stydia ahead in a poll . . . . and you turn the poll around so stydia loses.
12- A small drink if you get a stydiot to block you.
13- Drinks are on us if you get a stydiot believing one of those clickbait news stories (ie Harry Styles to be the new Stiles).
14-Bonus points for rickrolls.
15-Extra bonus points if Teen Wolf is cancelled before season 7. Feel free to "celebrate" it with your favourite stydiot.
16-Bonus points if you write an anti stydia message using a pro stydia stans name (ie antimarrish, marrishitty . . .).
*NOTE: 1 - Pace yourself, unless you want to end up in hospital.
2 - Spread your asks over as many stydiot blogs as possible, for best results (remember to take time outs, or tumblr will make you wait an hour before you can post again).
3 - Use the search box on tumblr. Type in anti marrish and other similar terms and go through results. Look for active blogs. Look for users who are answering mail right now (timezones are a bitch).
4 - Look for blogs run by passionate stydiots. Ones who argue with anyone who even mentions Marrish or Parrish. The name of the blog will be the first clue . (blogs by the5thyearfreshman and rongasm are active, and always good for poking a stick at. marrishshippersclub is actually ANTI MARRISH, saynotomarrish, antimarrish and runicscribbles are good for an argument too)
5 - You can also do this with anti sterek , anti steter, anti pydia, anti stalia and other anti blogs.
*HASTAGS WE HAVE USED IN THE PAST -
#SterekBetterThanStydia (also rated higher).
#SterekRatedBetterThanStydia
#BringBackDerekHale
#EndgameSterek
#PeterHaleIsTheTrueAlpha
#EndgamePydia
#PeterHaleReturnsSeason6
#PydiaIsNowEndgame
#PydiaIsLife
#LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree
#PydiaBetterThanStydia
#PeterHaleAndLydiaSeason6
#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire
#EndgameSteter
#SteterHotterThanStydia
#marrishendgame
#EndgameMarrish
#anythingbutstydia
#MarrishEndgameSeason6
#EndgameMarrishSeason6
#MarrishIsLife
#ParrishAndLydiaMarrySeason6
#FreakinAnythingBetterThanStydia
#LydiaNeedsParrish
#LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode
#LydiaMartinWillDieAtEndOf5B
#MarrishVsStydiaCivilWar
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016
#StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016
#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice
#WillWallaceIsAStydiot
#anyonebutstiles
#killstiles
:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie
#NoDylanSeason6/MarrishWillNowBeEndgame
#HarryStylesToReplaceDylanOBrien
#EndgameStalia
#CancelTeenWolf
#CreepyHashtag (in response to "hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag")
. . .and for shit and giggles . . .
#HailHydra (send it to any stydiot who is also in the AOS fandom. Watch their heads explode.)
HAVE FUN & HAPPY DRINKING.
Dear marrishitty ,
The NO vote on this poll is now 63.5 %. Just thought you should know.
You can go back to your comfy little pillow fort now. Hey, how is your paraphilia support group going ? Try not to backslide. I know those spider monkeys are cute, but they're no good for you. Best of luck.
XOXO. Jen & Kate.
Holy crap !! Tyler Hoechlin will play Superman in the second series of Supergirl ! (confirmed on E! Online).
Of course, that means Derek will NOT return on Teen Wolf.
But then why would he return to a show that is on it's last legs ?
"Anonymous: Didn't you hear? 6a is already done, a makeup artist and some other crew members were tweeting about this being the last week of filming. That's why I'm kind of annoyed at their behavior, there is no way he's in much of 6a at all but they kept baiting. There is still hope for 6b but 6a is done :( "
"the fact that we still don’t have a air date means that something might change, otherwise they would have already given us a promo or a date, they are waiting for something" (stydiaislove.tumblr.com)
*SO, DYLAN WILL HARDLY BE IN AT LEAST HALF OF SEASON 6. MAYBE THE ENTIRE SEASON. YEAH, STYDIOT LOOKS REALLY LIKELY NOW. SUUUUUUUUUUURE ! *
I don't know why people are surprised the TW ratings are going down. As soon as the focus of the show came off the Hales and Argents, most began to lose interest. With Derek and Peter leaving, the ratings began to free fall. A large part of the fandom watched the show for Derek.
Who cares about Twu Alfa Scottie, or stydia ?
If Dylan doesn't return, no one will be watching season 6.
"Anonymous: Actually Lydia is 18 with or without Marrish she's a year late in school she's supposed to turn 19 in March of her senior year like in episode 2x9 she turned 17 and she was a sophomore and she turned 18 in March of her junior year like that episode of season 4 when her mom said she's few weeks away from her 18th birthday she was junior then.i still think Marrish is gross though am not defending it or anything I think it's ugly as fuck but yeah Lydia is actually 18"
"No. In Battlefield, she was turning sixteen. That is the age you turn when you are a sophomore in high school.
TW only made sure to establish her age as older in season four, when they were building a flirty and sexual relationship with Parrish. They CHANGED her age in order to make the audience go “oh well she’s 18 so who cares.”
But we all know that her birthday is in March and that, regardless of what any of the writers say, Lydia didn’t get freaking HELD BACK in school in the third grade, when she wasn’t even old enough to pretend not to be smart.
I see exactly what they’re doing and there is no possibility of me ever accepting this as canon. Lydia won’t be 18 until March of her senior year. That’s it for me. I’m not accepting the fact that they changed her age to make the sex fantasies “acceptable.”
(Especially after Allison made such a big deal TO LYDIA out of being a year older– why wouldn’t Lydia say anything? Why would this never be brought up before until suddenly it became relevant because she was flirting with Parrish?)"
RONGASM IS AT IT AGAIN. HONEY, THE SHOW HAS ALWAYS HAD A FUCKED UP TIMELINE. DEREK WAS MEANT TO BE 19 !
BUT IT IS NOW CANON THAT LYDIA IS 18. JEFF COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN THAT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT. IF HE WOULDN'T CATER TO THE STEREK FANDOM, HE'S DEFINITLY NOT GOING TO CATER TO THE STYDIOTS.
CRY HARDER.
"Tag: true stand up comedy .troll "
Finally, someone appreciates your comic genius, Jen !
HA !
"Anonymous asked:#StilesDiesEpisode1Season6 "
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Tag: true stand up comedy .troll (yoncebanshee.tumblr.com)
Seriously, they keep feeding the trolls. I love them !
Time to send some more stupid hashtags to the stydiots.
. . . So, do we go with #StilesDiesEpisode1Season6 ?
. . . . . . . .or #ParrishAndLydiaMarrySeason6 ?
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.
.
.
.
. . . .which is more likely to give them an aneurism ?
Awww, no-one will play with us. We don't bite.
. . . . We will destroy you emotionally, however.
. . .PLAY WITH US STYDIOTS !!
You can't tell me what to do ! I do what I want !
Don't you start that again !
. . . . Bueller ?
Hi. My name is rongasm.
I decided to have a wankfest of my own over on my blog.
"Anonymous: I just think it's funny that Jeff Davis even entertained the idea of a 25 yr old man fantasizing about a 17-18 yr old girl and every1 was like on board w it its HILARIOUS"
"I can totally imagine the writer’s room just being like “oh yeah sure okay. Yeah. He’s attractive, she’s attractive. Let’s do it. On point. Yeah. The audience is gonna love this. Mhm. Yeah.”
* YEAH, ALRIGHT. I ADMIT SHE IS 18. BUT I WILL KEEP LYING UNTIL THE ENTIRE FANDOM THINKS LYDIA IS 15 !!*
"Anonymous: It funny how ppl still think m@rrish and st@ila will happen then trash stydia because they know they wrong (or do they?)""
"I’m confused by this mindset
Like… do they genuinely think that stydia isn’t happening? Are they convinced that this wasn’t in the cards the whole time? I understand not shipping it, but denying its existence…? I’m so confused."
* OK, I ADMIT THE STYDIA IS JUST FAN BAITING. JEFF BAITED STEREK TOO, AND YOU SEE HOW REAL THAT TURNED OUT *
"Anonymous: I think it's really funny how the antis keep denying stydia is happening. Like move on (St@lia and M@rrish shippers) it's our time to shine"
"[Chorus:]
This is my time, to shine
This is my place to find
All that I have inside
I never knew
This is my time to show
What I must have always known
That nothings impossible
And dreams come true""
* THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THAT, RIGHT ? *
"Anonymous: okay, why does everyone hate ryan kelley??"
"Furthermore, he’s pinning all of this on Stydia shippers, which drives me crazy because it’s not like Stydia shippers are the oNLY PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE FANDOM WHO HATE M@RRISH! M@rrish is an extremely unpopular ship. It’s not just us. But he always paints it in interviews that it’s only the Stydia fandom who’s holding M@rrish back. Yeah. Okay. Sure."
* OF COURSE, STYDIA IS SUCH A P-O-P-U-L-A-R SHIP (LOL) *
WAHHHHHH !! WHY ISN'T STYDIA HAPPENING ?
1250 COMMENTS !!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE TROLLS HERE AND THEIR HARD WORK.
SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THE GUEST TROLLS.
ESPECIALLY MARRISHITTY.
. . . . I hope your treatment for paraphilia is going well.
. . . . and Stiles is going to die in episode 1, according to dozens of news articles.
. . .so enjoy your stydia. . . . HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I AMMMMMM GOD !!!
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I AM REVOLUTIONARY.
I AM FAMOUS.
THE WORLD KNOWS ME * JESUS, I AM SO FUCKING HIGH !*
YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU ARE MINUTE BLIPS ON THE NEVERENDING RADAR OF EXISTENCE
I AM DIVINE *SUCK MY DICK*
I AM GOD, MANIFENSING ITSELF INTO A SENTIENT MEME FACE *WHEEEEE!!!*
I AM HOLY, DIVINE, TRANSCENDANT *LOL*
I AM OLDER THAN THE INTERNET ITSELF *ROFL*
I AM UNIVERSAL
I AM OLDER THAN TIME
I EXISTED BEFORE THE BIG BANG *WOW*
I WILL ALWAYS EXIST
MY ESSENCE IS WOVEN INTO STARS AND PLANETS AND THE FABRIC OF SPACE ITSELF
I AM PRIMORDIAL * AND REALLY FUCKING HIGH*
I AM ALL-POWERFUL
I AM THE ONLY REAL THING IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT IS A DARK VOID OF NOTHINGNESS AND FLEETING FLASHES OF LIGHT AND LIFE *I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP*
I EXIST. *VOMIT*
* . . . . . SO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKING HIGH*
. . . . Bueller ?