WTF. Why are our messages showing up as spam again ?
WE ARE NOT CANNED PRECOOKED MEAT !!!
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
For any fellow trolls on tylerposets polls, we are now exclusively over here and our own blogs. Goldie and her trollettes wouldn't come out to play, so . . . here we are.
And with the "STYDIA IS ENDGAME !!!!!!" being screamed out by the stydiots, it's a great time to be a troll. So much new material we can use. Feel free to share the idiotic crap that the stydiots are saying. We could all do with a good laugh.
THE MARRISHIT INTERNET STALKER HARASSER TROLLS - 10 years ago
"They were desperate as fuck now that none of their shitty ships like marrish, stalia, steter or pydia weren’t happening and they ACTUALLY tried to blame a fandom instead of crappy writing and creative decisions. I’ve never seen such jealousy.
And yeah queerbaiting was bad. It has nothing to do with shipping, I don’t like sterek much and yet I hate that queerbaiting ever occurred because you know, I’M queer. If only they ever had the ability to comprehend anything beyond ships.." (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
DUDE, THEY HAD THE CHOICE OF SHIPS THEY COULD HAVE GONE WITH . . . . AND THEY WENT FOR THE ONE THAT HAS ZERO CHEMISTRY AND IS DESPISED BY OVER HALF THE FANDOM. MOSTLY DUE TO IT'S SHIPPERS.
" . . . If only they ever had the ability to comprehend anything beyond ships . . . . SERIOUSLY,BITCH ???
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Breaking down the script page, Davis explains why Lydia, of all people, is the one who manages to hold onto Stiles’ memory the longest when everyone else starts forgetting him: “They have something special,” Davis says of Stiles and Lydia. “We decided that this is the place to show that they’ve gone from a simple crush to friends to something deeper.” (Entertainment Weekly)
Oh dear God. We couldn't have Sterek but we are going to have Stydiot. You're just lucky that this is the final series, Jeff.
Still, for us trolls this should be a wonderful season.
* We welcome any pissed off Marrish and Stalia shippers. Please feel free to join us as we rain down hell on the stydiot fandom.
* ROLL ON SEASON 6 !!
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
HA HA HA.
Poor Will Wallace is having to field questions on "fan service" on his twitter account. Ever since an early copy of that EW article came out, with that "stydia" script, the stydiots have been accepting that with all the grace and dignity that they are known for (LOL), and the stalia-marrish-sterek shippers have been pissed. Stalia was dropped, and marrish hints were never fulfilled so they could have . . . bucket of vomit . . . I mean, stydia.
* isn’t the sixth and FINAL season way too late for a ship to become canon that wasn’t meant to be canon but might be bc of fan service…?
* It's only fan service if you don't agree with it (Oh, Will Wallace. This is why 90 % of the fandom LOVES you.)
* I'm saying bye, bye Will! I hope that the fanservice and leaving Scott behind for that horrible ship works :)
THE LAST SEASON IS GOING TO BE A SHIT FEST, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MARRISHIT INTERNET STALKER HARASSER TROLLS - 10 years ago
Huh. The Entertainment Weekly article seems to be legit. Stydia is hinted at, but wether that's the FINAL script . . .anyway, stydia isn't going to get the show un-cancelled.
Keep sucking on Jeff Davis dick, stydiots. I'm sure he's not laughing at you or anything.
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. . . . BECAUSE HE'S A GIFT !!!!!!!
THE MARRISHIT INTERNET STALKER HARASSER TROLLS - 10 years ago
"tylerposet you and stilesbanshee need to get that post out of the Scott tag. No one goes to the Scott tag to read Stydia posts. Also, Goldie you should know better. Talking about Scott for two sentences and then derailing into a completely Stydia based crack theory doesn’t warrant tagging it as Scott McCall. " (otherbully1)
"gurl did i post that shit? you think imma post anything else than scott in the scott tag after making fifty posts about how it should be scott and scott only?
if its in the scott tag and you want it out ask OP not me just bc my name is in the post i can do almost nothing to change the tags since its not my post???? i didnt fucking tag that shit????
im pretty sure kay would untag it if you just ask it" (tylerposet)
#billie sometimes you #make #me fucking angry when you accuse me of shit you came up with yourself
I YEAR AGO, THE BITCH POSSE FRIENDSHIP STARTED SHOWING IT'S FIRST CRACKS.
DISGUSTING WHORES - 10 years ago
* but i look forward to stydia finding out parrish is evil
i look forward to them finding out parrish attacked theo and stiles and stiles being overprotective again and telling her to stay away from him
i look forward to lydia wanting to fight parrish because he hurt stiles
i look forward to stydia ending parrish
LOL LOL LOL I LOVE HOW WRONG GOLDIE WAS !!!
* Once again bringing up that it was confirmed on Wolf Watch that Lydia is in fact still 17!
WRONG AGAIN !!
* scott mccall? still a beter alpha than true teen abuser derek hale :)
Teen wolf? Doing even better without Derek Hale/Tyler Hoechlin.
Tyler Hoechlin…. ????????❗????????❌⁉ nowhere to be found. Looks like he is finally letting his talent lead his career.
THE SHOW STARTED TANKING AFTER HOECHLIN LEFT. AND HIS CAREER SEEMS FINE, WITH A MOVIE AND SUPERGIRL.
* Marrish shippers say that it's not creepy because Lydia is legal. They don't get that the only reason Lydia is 18 right now is because they had to make her legal for marrish to even be brought up. Yeah it's technically legal, but it shouldn't be. Her birthday isn't until March or something. Also, Parrish is also 30, he shouldn't be pursuing her.
OMG ! PARRISH IS 25-26. STYDIOTS.
THE MARRISHIT INTERNET STALKER HARASSER TROLLS - 10 years ago
* Don’t you just love when your ship is endgame? (you-make-me-wander.tumblr.com)
* @jeff davis. im so sorry for have doubted of you and for all the horrible things i said in the past, i hope u can forgive me (stydiaobriens.tumblr.com)
* to anyone and everyone that has ever said stydia is fan service or that stydia shippers are delusional: how are you? how does it feel being completely and utterly wrong? (thelonelymoonblogs.tumblr.com)
1- Thanks antimarrish for our new tag. We're taking it.
2- Apparently someone had an early copy of Entertainment Weekly with a season 6 script extract. A hint of stydiot in it. Now the stydiot fandom has lost what's left of their goddamn minds.
3- I'm sure the whole thing is not FAKE or anything . . .
4- Now the stydiots are all sucking Jeff Davis's dick, like they're five dollar hookers.
5- No one actually cares wether stydiot is endgame.
6- The shows been cancelled, dudes.
7- Congratulations stydiots, at not being a big enough ship to keep the show afloat. Nice ratings you gave us.
8- Thanks for killing off the fandom, with your incessant bitching and bullying of every other ship.
9- Really, thanks for turning the fandom into one huge ship war.
10- You can all eat a bag of dicks.
11- Apparently you're all starting with Jeff Davis's dick.
12- We all hope you choke on it.
13- But I'm sure that will happen when the ratings come out.
14- A test pattern will rate higher than this pile of shit.
15- . . . . and we're done.
P.S. marrishitty, we appreciate all the " kind" messages you sent to ALL our blogs. But we are NOT sending you any monkey porn. No matter how much you beg for it. Take up knitting instead.
IAmThe RealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
"can you guys believe Teen wolf season 6 is going to be straight up stydia fanfiction "(wellsjahasghost.tumblr.com)
So, the final season is going to be boring, badly written and make us want to hurl ?
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
HA ! OMG, Jen ! We so should !
Remember this gem from Goldie ?
"Anonymous: can we like petition to kill parrish please like everyone just put their urls down on one post"
"Anonymous: oh my god there are people who actually think Marrish is endgame. I'm serious they really think it's gonna happen, that is beyond sad I'm not even kidding it is SAD. Can we have a moment, to mourn the stupid?"
its like people saying sterek is endgame ????
OR STYDIA IS ENDGAME . . .* cough *
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Wow. It was only a year ago that tylerposet called all Marrish shippers "disgusting whores ". We were so happy with that , we actually named our blog that. Shame we deleted it.
Maybe we should resurrect it, in time for Season 6.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Pssst . . . #StydiaKilledOffTeenWolf . . . . pass it on.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
OMG ! THIS IS CLASSIC STYDIA FIC :
"LOVE IS LIKE A FART, an anti stdia fic
How Stdia looks or should look or whatever, according to their shippers – a big drama in one shitty act. Inspired by the most annoying posts made religiously by the die hard fanatic stdia shippers and anti Stalia/Marrish cuties – thank you guys, without your hateful existence, I would not write it, kisses :**** It’s a form of my personal catharsis and I am not sorry.
Disclaimer for stdia fans: It’s an anti stdia/anti Stiles fic. It’s a satire and a parody of the most annoying behaviors of the fanatic part of the stdia fandom that simply piss me off. I repeat, it’s about the fanatic part of stdia fandom, not about everyone who likes this ship, because, yes, I’m aware there are cool stdia fans. I personally know TWO of them :) But yeah, if you’re a stdia fan, you’re free to feel offended. On the other hand, I don’t know why are you reading it, because it’s tagged as anti s t y d i a and should not appear even in the search tag, but whatever, suit yourself.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably a shit – TW fandom (minus stdia shippers) said but nobody listened, because the fandom is mean and salty and irrelevant to this story. And they all are awful bastards and don’t watch the show. " (trolling-since-chernobyl.tumblr.com)
GO OVER AND READ THIS MASTERPIECE NOW !!!
THE MASTER BAITER - 10 years ago
* taps mic * Is this on ?
. . . anyway, the Teen Wolf fandom is dying. No new promos. No news. No-one cares.
Troll Central will stay open for Season 6, don't worry. Then we'll head off to greener pastues. Jen and Kate are already involved in other fandoms, anyway.
On with the baiting . . . . #SteterIsTheRealEndgame
"Lol, oddly enough, the one outcome I think everyone could agree with." (staleaveusalone.tumblr.com)
"Anonymous sent: "#the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls#anti marrish#anti stalia" OMG ! WE GOT OUR OWN TAG !!! (Psst, you forgot #anti sterek, #anti steter and #anti pydia)"
"Oh honey. Bitching about you in one tag isn’t the same as dedicating one to your deluded ass ???? why don’t ya stop flattering yourself and maybe, I dont know, see how many posts there are in “your tag”? ;)"
(antimarrish.tumblr.com)
Hmmm . . . #the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls . . . I say we use this tag from now on. Thanks, antimarrish.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
. . . anyway, this is the message we're sending the stydiots today.
#SteterIsTheRealEndgame
Let's see what replies we get. Send the message everywhere, minions !!
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
HA HA HA ! Jen, polldaddy thinks you're spam !
"I want him to get like an evil role something like norman bates played by freddie highmore idk i just think he is capable of pulling that off"
Yep, Goldie is smoking the good stuff if she thinks TP is a great actor.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
ooops, comment cut off. Let's try again
"Anonymous: Since teen wolf is ending , what kind of projects could you see next for tyler posey? I would love to see him on how to get away with murder or even shadowhunters. Personally I would love to see him in roles that show off his range. I loveeeee tyler as cupcake prince to good for this world scott mccall but I want to also see what tyler own a role that is so un-scott . He would be great as a shy timid wall flower , sensitive bad boy, sarcastic genius, even a rich fuck boy. Tv needs tyler
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
From tylerposet blog :
"Anonymous: Since teen wolf is ending , what kind of projects could you see next for tyler posey? I would love to see him on how to get away with murder or even shadowhunters. Personally I would love to see him in roles that show off his range. I loveeeee tyler as cupcake prince to good for this world scott mccall but I want to also see what tyler own a role that is so un-scott . He would be great as a shy timid wall flower , sensitive bad boy, sarcastic genius, even a rich fuck boy. Tv needs tyler
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Oh look. antimarrish HAS been getting our messages (congrats on the Stydiot Award btw). We now have our very own unique tag !
"#the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls"
* is secretly proud of all our hard work *
Jen ! Time to wake up the stydiots with a new set of asks. Let's go !
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
"Anonymous: funny how you preach that us other shippers bully you guys and attack you just over what you ship yet you've never in your life been nice to anyone that didn't ship what you did. lmao hypocrisy at it's finest"
"i have friends who hate stydia" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
I THOUGHT BILLIE KICKED HER ASS TO THE KERB ?
PETER HALE - 10 years ago
" To all who said " Stydia isn't endgame" (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
. . . . . this is how you photoshop Lydia's lipstick onto Stile's mouth.
. . . . . feel free to kiss my magnificent Alpha ass. See you all in Season 6.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
antimarrish has officially run out of ideas.
"lmfao sugar child you are not going to fight back because you can not fight back. it is the truth and you just got burned like parrish did years ago.
have a fun time shipping lydia with someone who has been dead for years. or with a dog shaped demon from hell who pushed himself inside the body of a dead men. must be hard to know you are that fucked up in the head.
have a not nice day."
She reposted this wonderful piece of pure bitchiness from tylerposet . . . . from SIX MONTHS AGO.
1- THAT argument was lost by the stydiots months ago. Parrish is obviously still alive. Who else is he when the Hellhound is not in control ??
2- You don't get to say that THIS poll is too old to talk about, when you reblog crap that was settled SIX MONTHS ago.
3- STYDIOT is still not canon.
4-Teen Wolf has now been cancelled. There will be about a dozen viewers to watch the last season of this crap fest.
5- WE are only here for the trolling. Not because of the brilliant scripts and acting.
. . . . . . SIX MONTHS AGO !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
No luck at finding marrishitty, but we did send the message out
** Hollywood Life trolls here. We are looking for the stydia troll, marrishitty. Anyone know her ? We look forward to a rematch.
"This is a very productive use of your time"
SO, IT'S NOT RONGASM.
** The Hollywood Life poll trolls are looking for the troll, marrishitty. Is that u ?
"Yeah, you found me. Because I like to spend all my life sitting on some dumb ass poll that doesn’t matter, trolling equally as dumb people. ????????"
IT COULD BE STYDIOT.
** Anonymous: The Hollywood Life trolls are looking for the stydiot who calls herself marrishitty. Is that you ?
"wtf are hollywood life trolls and what is marrishitty?"
DAMN, WE WERE HOPING IT WAS TYLERPOSET.
** Anonymous: lol. I think the "hollywood life trolls" are that bunch of trolls who now live on the polldaddy comment section on this Hollywood Life poll (hollywoodlife(.)com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/). They've been there for over 6 months (and I think Jen & Kate trolled some of your polls before). No idea who marrishitty is .
"omg looool i don’t even have time to feed my parrot"
THANKS HELPFUL ANON. ALSO, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THAT PARROT. FEED IT !!!
Anyway, Kate was messaged on one of her blogs again by " marrishitty". I don't know if ur the real one, but u sure sound like it. Come on over here if u wanna play.
We don't bite.
. we may destroy you emotionally, however.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
On the " send every stydiot a hashtag" front . . .
"petopher doesn't have anything to do with stydia tho....why you hit me up with this old ass ships... and why do you only write in hashtags that's just wrong man..."
* #IDONTKNOWWHATYOUMEAN #WHATHASHTAGS? *
"The fact that you took the time to put this in my inbox because you hate Stydia that much honestly just makes it better that the ship you hate is gonna be endgame so seriously
I didn’t think anything could make me enjoy stydia endgame more than I already do but… god bless you, you made it happen.
#this MADE MY DAY #I'm in such a good mood I'm gonna go put on makeup and get a coffee "
"#ArgenstockIsEndgame
(that’s Chris Argent/Bobby Finstock for those of you who don’t know. It has nine pics on AO3. Surprisingly popular. About as likely to happen as any of those ships)
#trolls are fun #yay trolls "
** #SteterSeason6 & #EndgameSteterSeason6
" aca-scuse me ?"
"More like #catheter since you’re gonna have to stick it uo your ass. Good bye."
"#stydiaiscannonseason6"
"ah yes #twowhitemen my all time otp"
"Lmao tru"
"steter sounds like some sort of erection"
"what the fuck lmao ew"
"#No #StydiaSeason6 " (replied with " #No #SteterSeason6 #TO INFINITY ") "#No #StydiaSeason6 #TO HELL AND BACK" (replied with " #No #SteterSeason6 #UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE or WHEN TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT") "#No #StydiaSeason6 #until forever. And now u better stay away from me"
** #CoachFinstock/GreenbergEndgame
"If Greenberg actually exists, then hell no. Finstock’s an adult. As far as we know, Greenberg isn’t."
"Now that’s more like it!"
"My otp"
"Omg definitely can we get this trending?"
"#AntiPedophilia"
"That’s the real OTP right there, let’s be honest."
* THIS IS AN ACTUAL SHIP ?? WE WERE JUST DOING THIS FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES *
** #MarrishEndgameSeason6
"trolls are getting funny lmfao"
* WE DO STAND UP IN OUR SPARE TIME *
" You could NOT have possibly sent me anything funnier right now. "
" NO BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT'S ENDGAME ? IT'S STYDIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE !!!! BOY GET YOU CRUSTY ASS BURNT POTATO OUTTA HERE"
"donation link’s in the sidebar, can’t miss it, so make sure you deposit the $50 you owe me in reparations! :) "
"HER NAME IS FUCKING LOIS LANE."
"Will the sterek fandom grow the fuck up and stop erasing an iconic comic book female for your white boy fetus ship. You’re fucking disgusting"
* LOL THANKS HOECHLIN FOR JOINING SUPERGIRL. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE NEW FANDOM WE CAN TROLL *
THE MASTER BAITER - 10 years ago
So, dd any of the stydiots appreciate their awards ? No ?
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. . . ungrateful gits.
And to think, we went to all the trouble of adding STYDIOT to Urban Dictionary
(although tylerposet liked it : "The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness.Well this part is kinda right but like .. I don’t see how this is negative .." LOL) and renaming this site TROLLDADDY went down well (#'trolldaddy' #i like that #that's quite clever actually)
I did find this gem on TVLine:
"And the final season is going to be all about STYDIA. Wow. That’s amazing. I can’t wait. I have actually been waiting for this my entire life.
This is why Jeff Davis is a gift. This is why he has a bright future in the industry. This is why we love him.
This is why the show rates so highly. . . .(SARCASM DETECTED)"
LOL FOREVER.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Ugh, when did the Teen Wolf fandom become so boring ?
Between the stydiots crowing over " STYDIA ENDGAME " (JC, give it a rest) , and the stydiots shitting all over the stalia and marrish shippers (threatened much ?), and radio silence from the TW set, it's sooooo fucking booooring !!
Then there's this gem :
"I keep seeing this around Tumblr and I’d be remiss if I didn’t say something very important.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!
The fact that Malia only kept thinking to contact Stiles was asinine (and creepy) enough, but then coupled with the fact that she didn’t even text Scott to let him know The Desert Wolf was at their house? Or Mama McCall? Heiffa turning your phone off only cuts off your communication. PUT IT ON SILENT!
Because by not communicating, you didn’t let the rest of your so called pack know that your mom was currently in your house trying to kill you. And while I get that she thought she was keeping them safe by not getting them involved, what it really did was lead to a false sense of security.
Which is why Stiles “Supernatural? What’s that? Just a normal day of going over to Scott’s house!” Stilinski felt perfect fine to stroll in through the front door and right in front of the Desert Wolf’s gun.
This show loves to pat itself on the back for being reckless all the time, but Malia’s entire storyline did nothing but show how incompetent and selfish she really is and now she’s got more power to throw it around." (staleaveusalone.tumblr.com)
*
I've never actually wanted to throw an entire fandom off a cliff before, but . . .
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Sorry about the radio silence. Haven't left the fandom (what's left of it). But am running several anti stydia blogs now. So, forgot about Troll Central. Sorry guys.
And Kate has been busy sending messages to the stydiots. We'll see what responses we got later.
And tylerposet is pissing people off. which only happens on days ending in Y.
* kylosolc:
"i love how st*dia fans won’t even let ppl be anti toward their ship now that it’s about to be canon as if they weren’t totally anti toward stalia and marrish when they were canon like ?? lmao ok im gonna hate ur ship no matter what
if we don’t put anti shit in the st*dia tag dont put st*dia appreciation shit in the anti tag like .. "
"marrish was never canon what dumb shit r you on? and everyone with brains would know stalia was temporary. we told yall a million times." (/tylerposet.tumblr.com)
MARRISH WAS AS CANON AS STYDIA IS NOW . . . wait for it . . .
* Um, stop…pls
the-nerd-loser:
"Why whenever I go to look at Marrish posts my feed is all hate. I love TW, you love TW, just cuz we ship different people doesn’t mean you have to bash my otp. Instead of wasting your time and effort hating on Marrish, go support your ship. This goes for any tv show, I will try and respect your opinions, but there is no need to attack me or my fellow shippers."
"because marrish is wrong and gross it’s more of a social problem than ship hate" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
IN OTHER WORDS, WE DON'T WANT TO SHARE THIS FANDOM WITH ANYONE ELSE. GO AWAY YOU BIG MEANIES OR I'LL STAMP MY FOOT. AND HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE. (Not to be advised doing stydiots, as the rest of the fandom would probably let you all die . . .).
* Stop it.
babymalia:
"You know what would be nice?
If fucking stdiots would stop tagging #stydia at Stalia and Marrish tag.
Like I see them bitching to Stalia and Marrish shippers but they freaking do it aswell.
Ya’ll don’t even know how much it pisses me off.Jesus stay at your tag.
You know what else is nice?
Stdiots bringig Stalia and Marrish down just so they can bring their toxic and shitty ship up.
Stop.
(Stydia shippers and stdiots are not the same.So this shouldn’t offend any Stydia shipper unless they do it.) "
"When someone who ships marrish and stalia talks about toxic shitty ships.
It’s like a vegatarian is saying how gross non-vegetarians are for not wanting to eat meat. Honey … it’s you who don’t eat the meat.
Also when you have to come up with a hate word against a group of people who like a ship but cry about ship hate.
Your dad cummed hypocrisy inside your mothers vjayjay when you wr made I guess." (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
STAY CLASSY, GOLDIE. YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHAT A STYDIOT TRULY IS.
. . . I hope you and the last 4 viewers enjoy the last season of Teen Wolf.
"targaryeins replied:
Pydia is even worse than Marrish… and Marrish is fucking terrible"
"hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag, its these marrish ‘trolls’ who constantly stalk us and send us stuff."
* " . . . hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag . . ."
#CREEPY HASHTAG
30- "Anonymous sent: Hi. Glad to see you back. I only just discovered your blog. It's hilarious. And I think I've encountered those Hollywood Life trolls. I got some weird hashtag messages about ships I despised. And they're still talking shit on that poll. And keep posting stydia stuff that they then trash. WTF."
" NICE TRY."
* DAMN, SHE'S ON TO US . . . . ONLY TOOK 6 MONTHS. PROBABLY QUICK FOR A STYDIOT.
** And that's it for antimarrish. We'd like to thank her for her many, many, many contributions to trolling in this fandom. On equal footing with tylerposet in that regard.
Thanks for playing. Thanks to your .. . err . . .. alter ego, marrishitty. We will miss your poetry.
27-
guys, this is why i love the fandom so much! we are endgame and even if we aren’t, we have each other and a common love for the greatest ship on tw
this is the end of an era :’’’’
#anti marrish #anti marrish fandom #stydia #stydia fandom #MARRISHITTY CLAN I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU #U ARE HEROES
* ARE YOU STILL PRETENDING N-O-T TO BE MARRISHITTY ?? WHY ?? THAT WAS SOME EXCELLENT TROLLING. U COULD ALMOST BE ONE OF US.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US . . . .
28- "Anonymous sent: people are pretending to be you on the poll AGAIN..."
"GUYS. I DO NOT COMMENT ON HOLLYWOODLIFE OR POLLDADDY!!!
and im sick of talking about it. i have a life unlike marrishits
and wtf, someone commented anti marrish things PRETENDING TO BE ME? YOU MARRISH “TROLLS” ARE BEYOND FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP HARASSING OTHERS ONLINE! STOP PRENTEDNING TO BE US, STALKING US, SENDING US MESSAGES AND TALKING ABOUT US!! is there no limit to your obsessiveness???
this was not me for fucks sake"
* antimarrish
Oh look, another marri@hit glorifying paedophilia. Go slither back into your sewer, and take Deputy pervish with you.
* antimarrish
wtf. Just a couple of hours ago, the no vote was 10 %. Now it’s 25 % !! Go away trolls !
* antimarrish
Okay, I admit it. I’ve been lying to you on my tumblr. Everything I’ve said about Parrish is completely untrue. But I don’t care. You marrish*ts can all go and get stuffed !
*antimarrish
If you guys want to join in, we’ll try to trend #KillParrishIn2016 on February 9! :)
* antimarrish
In 5A when most of the hallucinations happened lydia was 17. So, Parrish is just a nasty pedo. Suck it, marrish*ts.
* antimarrish
Why has Parrish suddenly leapt up to 30 % ? Are the marrish trolls here too ?!!
* antimarrish
WHY IS THE NO VOTE 63 % ?!!!! AM I THE ONLY STYDIA SHIPPER VOTING ? YOU ALL SUCK !
* antimarrish
C’mon stydia shippers ! We can win all the polls here. Even if we have to bot. Let’s do it !
* antimarrish
So . . . . .how did trending #MarrishIsCanonIn2016 go ? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Stick to drooling over your pedo ship.
* antimarrish
I DON’T CARE IF WE’RE USING BOTS. THE PEDO SHIP MARRISH HAS TO GO !!
* antimarrish
oh look, one of the pedo shippers has crawled out from under a rock. Or, are you one of the stalia shippers ? Why would Stiles stay with some mongrel coyote when he has the goddess Lydia waiting for him ?
* antimarrish
Guys, let’s trend on twitter #KillParrish2016 on Feb 9 !
* antimarrish
It’s a real pity you can’t say any rude words here. Because I have a few for all the marrish*ts.
Like , you f***ing b*tches, I hope you all *** ****** by a ****** *****.
Love and kisses. ❤❤❤
* antimarrish
WE DON’T CHEAT !!! And Bamon used a bot. That’s why they won over us. They are not a popular enough ship to have won otherwise. We will turn this around. AND JEFF DAVIS SAID STYDIA WOULD BE CANON IN SEASON 6. Go troll somewhere else !!! (ง’̀-‘́)ง
* antimarrish
Eww. Pervish is gross. And so are you if you ship marrish@t.
* antimarrish
OVER 60 % NO ?????????? What the hell happened ?? We were winning !! It’s just like marrish@ts to cheat. Keep voting YES !!!! STYDIA IS ENDGAME !! I’ll lick their salty tears when they lose !!!!
"anon, thanks for the links but leave the trolls alone to stew in their creepiness! we dont need their pressed asses now that stydia is happening :)"
#anti marrish fandom #this is fkn creepy#if the polls know when im talking about them... stop stalking my blog assholes!
* " . . . GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP HARASSING OTHERS ONLINE! STOP PRENTEDNING TO BE US, STALKING US, SENDING US MESSAGES AND TALKING ABOUT US!! . . "
26- "Anonymous sent: and now the stydias are typing hilarious poetry!!"
"i love this fandom!!!"
* marrishitty 2 -
between sentient memes
and disturbed screams
text faces claiming to be the universe
and some antistydia failure typing a dumb verse
between someone talking about their genetics
and the disappearing of morals and ethics
between girls obsessed with animal porn
and stydia shippers crying bc stiles and lydia are so lovelorn
everyone on that poll secretly knew
that stydia is endgame, even u, boo ;)
* marrishitty 2 -
GOOD POETRY:
roses are pink
the sky is blue
if ur an animal
jen and kate wanna do you :)
* marrishitty 2 -
marrishers are delusional
bing bing bing
lydia is in a white gown
its hers and stiles' wedding
* marrishitty 2 -
lydia martins hair is red
stiles hair is black
anyone with common sense
knows theyre gonna frack
* marrishitty 2 -
ur a bitch
shes full of hate
they are psychotic
stiles and lydia are on a date
* marrishitty 2 -
paper is white
ally a we all miss
youre in denial
if u think stydia wont kiss
* marrishitty 2 -
fandoms are insane
peace is symbolized by a white dove
kira yukimura has to return
and stiles and lydia are in love
* YEP, UR REAL POET LAUREATES. BUT IT WAS A GREAT DAY. AND PROVED STYDIOTS ARE BIGGER TROLLS THAN WE ARE.
27- "the iconic marrishitty clan has left the poll :(
seriously!! this one day needs to go down in the history of the fandom!!
fandom u can see their popcorn-worthy entertainment here (but don’t comment, let marrishits go back to talking to themselves, this is the #stayaway #avoid poll for the stydia fandom btw) (page 2 i think; it begins here:"
22- "Anonymous sent: FYI the trolls on the hollywoodlife poll have an experiment they're sending marrishendgame to as many stydia shippers to prove we reply with gifs, pity and calling pedo a pedo. Block!!!"
"shit son I have all the poll trolls’ ip addresses blocked so i never got the messages but the stydia fandom is apparently… GUYS IF YOU GET THE MESSAGE #marrishendgame BLOCK EM, THEY WILL BE SO FUCKING HELPLESS IT WILL BE HILARIOUS THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SPEW HATE ANYMORE AND WILL HAVE TO CRAWL BACK TO THEIR SHITHOLE POLL NO ONE CARES ABOUT"
* NINE MONTHS ON, YOU S-T-I-L-L FEED THE TROLLS. AND WE KEEP CHANGING THE MESSAGE WE SEND YOU GUYS. AND HALFOF YOU CRAWLED ONTO OUR SHITHOLE POLL TO LEAVE A COMMENT. YEP, WE'RE SO FUCKING HELPLESS OVER HERE.
23- "Anonymous sent: Marrish is life"
"stavosacosta replied:
well shit. i had no idea your life was so empty :/"
"an anon told me the poll trolls have an experiment where they send us the message #marrishendgame and see our reactions. If you get the message, straight up block and watch them cry. "
* WHY WOULD WE BE CRYING WHEN UR ALL SO FUCKING HILARIOUS ??
24- "Anonymous sent: new message trolls are sending. #StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016 block the rats forever please!!!!!"
"@ fandom
block the following messages if you get them:
#StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016
#marrishendgame
#EndgameMarrish
#anythingbutstydia
#BringBackDerekHale
#SterekBetterThanStydia
#SterekRatedBetterThanStydia
#EndgameSterek
#EndgameSteter
#EndgamePydia
#PydiaBetterThanStydia
#MarrishEndgameSeason6
#EndgameMarrishSeason6
#FreakinAnythingBetterThanStydia
#LydiaNeedsParrish
#LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode
#LydiaMartinWillDieAtEndOf5B
#MarrishVsStydiaCivilWar
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016
#anyonebutstiles
#killstiles
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie
#NoDylanSeason6/#MarrishWillNowBeEndgame
#CancelTeenWolf
bored af creepy trolls who ship pydia/steter + other predatory ships and want lydia dead so stydia does not happen are constantly stalking your blogs and sending you messages. block their asses so they crawl back to their shithole poll. thank you anons for the info!!! "
#anti marrish#anti sterek#anti pydia#anti stalia
* THANKS SO MUCH FOR GIVING US THIS FREE PUBLICITY, GUYS. WHO KNEW THAT THIS LITTLE SHITHOLE POLL WOULD BE SO POPULAR ?
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016 AND #CancelTeenWolf TURNED OUT TO BE 100 % ACCURATE.
25- "Anonymous sent: just so you know, that poll? some stydias decided to answer and now it is just marrishits talking about animal porn.... WTF. plus in HL comments section there are loads of comments that sound like u and say antimarrish, just though u should know."
"HOLY SHIT!!!
ANON IT IS FULL OF MARRISHITS ONLY TALKING ABOUT MONKEY/PUPPY/PONY PORN WHAT THE FUCK ????? guys do not go on it, do your eyes and brains that favour.
ight… where are those of u saying marrish shippers are nice, normal ppl?
and links of people pretending to be me please? ty :) "
#anti marrish #WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
* WOW. YOU STYDIOTS ARE SO SENSITIVE. A FEW CUTE ANIMAL VIDS AND A WILDLIFE DOCO, AND U THINK IT'S PORN . . . WOW.
17- "Anonymous sent: "but if you want piss off antimarrish why don’t you rats do it yourselves? have fun trying to stay relevant xoxo". Oh, we are but we saw your comment over there and didn't want you to feel left out. And it's not about being relevant. We were just bored and nothings happening on 4chan, so . . . . ."
"stydiascoven replied:
4chan? Seriously? Is it 2004 again or something?
You guys act like the stydia fandom is pissed and up in arms about this, I literally just heard about this. No one gives a shit about who y’all think is endgame because it doosn’t matter, Jeff knows who is endgame and some dumb poll isn’t gonna change that. If stydia shippers were petty enough to care about that poll, you and I both know we would lead….
Repeat after me: The! stydia! fandom! does! not! see! marrish! as! a! threat!
* I MISS 4CHAN. THAT WAS A FUN PLACE.
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY SEE MARRISH AS A THREAT. SINCE YOU DEDICATE SO MUCH TIME CREATING HATE BLOGS ABOUT THE PAIR.
18-"Anonymous sent: I'm a little worried that the show keeps affirming that Lydia is 18. Why would they need to do that if stydia is endgame. I just don't trust Jeff Davis anymore. Surely even he wouldn't have marrish....right ?"
"rongasm replied:
THE WORST PART FOR ME IS THAT SHE ISN’T EVEN 18, THERE’S NO FREAKING WAY BECAUSE THEN SHE’D BE TURNING 19 IN MARCH AND SO WOULD STILES, AND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF TWO 19-YEAR-OLDS STILL BEING HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS.
I mean, I suppose M@rrish could still happen? They could have a fling. But it could also be Jeff excusing his actions to the audience (and Parrish’s). Like, it’s okay that I’m writing sex scenes with/having this character lust after Lydia, cuz she’s 18, so she’s a legal adult.…yeah okay. "
* WOW KATE. YOU ARE THE QUEEN AT GETTING THE STYDIOTS TO RESPOND.
SHOW SAYS SHES 18. IT IS NOW CANON. DEAL WITH IT.
19- "yo remember how marrish rats thought they owned that hollywoodlife poll? and thought no one shipped stydia, and that marrish/stalia/sterek were the real deal? remember how they trolled the comments like it was some accomplishment though only they were even commenting on it? remember how they made stydia lose because they were higly dedicated and you could vote multiple times on it?
well, in their newest article, hollywoodlife put in a different, external poll where you can only vote once (lol wonder why) and look at the results"
Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia?
YES 78 %
NO 22 %
* YOU MEAN YES 36 % AND NO 64 %. AND YOU CAN MULTIPLE VOTE ON APESTER TOO. SORRY. NOT SORRY.
20-" Anonymous sent: I swear there are a lot of marrish blogs being run by the same person-- they all seem to respond to anything pro-stydia in a few sentences filled with vulgarity and childish name calling that just reek of denial. Unless if that's the type of person that ship attracts...??"
"yeah i agree, they do speak the same way. and the troll blogs/poll trolls all sound like the same person too. tell me again how “big” the marrish fandom is
ew. here we have stydia fandom full of joy and light and positivity and then there’s the bitter hateful dank ass marrish fandom, shit full of trolls and foul-mouthed creeps :D"
* " . . .and the troll blogs/poll trolls all sound like the same person too." OY ! THERE ARE LIKE NINE OF US !
" . . .here we have stydia fandom full of joy and light and positivity" . . . LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL .
21 - "marrishendgame:
I’m not even surprised no one had this url"
"an anon told me the poll trolls have an experiment where they send us the message #marrishendgame and see our reactions. so telling that the weirdos don’t even have the url. LOL"
* SO, NOW THAT BLOG IS DELETED, I GUESS WE CAN TAKE THAT URL . . .
14- "Anonymous sent: A friend told me stydia is suddenly losing a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The marrish shippers have descended on any poll involving stydia and are voting continuously. Why are they so salty ?"
"stydiascoven replied:
If they are winning a poll, it means they all banded their bitter asses together to try and “defeat” us. It’s really no secret the stydia fandom is huge compared to the marrish fandom. Marrish stans know it, we know it, and most importantly Jeff knows it. If the stydia fandom cared that much about a stupid poll that has literally no effect on the show, we would easily crush them l̶̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶̶k̶̶̶i̶̶̶l̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶w̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶r̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶’̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶t̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶ ̶I wouldn’t worry too much about it, anon. Since we are nearing the end of the series, chances are that the writers already know who is gonna be endgame, and narrative structure points to stiles and lydia. "
"THANK YOU"
* IF UR SO HUGE, HOW COME THE RATINGS ARE IN THE CRAPPER ? AND U THINK TEEN WOLF HAS A NARRATIVE STRUCTURE ? WHERE, BITCH ?
P.S. WE ARE THAT PETTY. FIGHT US !
15- "@ the pressed marrish rats who are trolling the poll
sweetie, you didn’t accomplish shit. no one has heard of your poll, and the people who have only heard it because you messaged them or pretended you’re them. that poll is irrelevant as fuck. seriously, stop messaging me and the fandom. the comments are 98% you people, no one cares about it. stop annoying us in a desperate attempt to get us to care about that poll.
you know the only poll that even matters a teensie bit? the official mtv one. and you know who is winning?
WHICH KISS WAS HOTTER ?
STYDIA'S 55 %
STALIA'S 45 %
but sure, dedicate another few months of your life to trolling a poll only you’re commenting on, obsessing over an illegal gross and shitty ship, and messaging people who dont care "
#anti marrish #@ fandom block the rats#if they message you
* . . . PRESSED MARRISH RATS ? OOH, I LIKE THAT. AND YOU FINALLY REALISED IT WAS THE TROLLS SENDING YOU MESSAGES . . . SO, HOW MANY MONTHS DID THAT TAKE ?
AND THAT MTV POLL WAS LIKE, TWO YEARS OLD. OUR POLL WAS ACTUALLY MORE RECENT !! HA !!
AND NO ONE HAS REALLY BLOCKED US YET. YOU MUST REALLY LUV US.
16-"Anonymous sent: Hi. Kate here. Or anti-marrish. Or The Scarlet Pimpernel. Or whatever name I come up with on the day. Thanks for playing with the Troll Brigade. We thought the Supernatural fandom was fun to stir up. But the Teen Wolf fandom is like poking a beehive. Can you thank antimarrish for making us all internet famous. Thanks."
"stydiascoven replied:
not entirely sure what this about because I really don’t give a fuck about anything marrish shippers do or say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but if you want piss off @antimarrish why don’t you rats do it yourselves? have fun trying to stay relevant xoxo"
#'poking a beehive' lol u mad #no one is even talking about it and no one cares #while y'all are sticking ur ass the beehive constantly #this is sad
* MORE TAGS !! OH, AND SOMETIMES KATE PRETENDS TO BE ANTI-MARRISH AND I PRETEND TO BE ANTIMARRISH.
AND U ALL KEEP RESPONDING TO STUFF YOU DON'T " CARE" ABOUT. SO, ON WITH THE TROLLING.
9- "the pathetic trolls from the poll are messaging me here and talking about how i gave them publicity and they wanna start a ship war
bitch the only one who ever gave a fuck about the poll is your cray fandom and there’s been a ship war ever since stalia so
Shut Up.
and don’t harass me, i blocked you sweetie ;)
just had to block another one. get a life sweetie ;) "
#that fandom is so dedicated and delusional and predatory yikes #they try to justify pedos by bullying others wow #their arguments are exactly the same one abusive men use #anti marrish #anti marrish fandom
* BUT . . . . YOU KEEP FEEDING THE TROLLS . . . ???????????? ???????? ???????????????? ???????????????????????? ???????????? ???????????????????????????????? !!!
AND I LOVE YOUR TAGS. SO MANY OF THEM ! AND YOU DIDN'T BLOCK US THAT WELL.
10- "Anonymous sent: I'm new to TW. I love your blog btw. I went on to that Hollywood Life poll to see if it was as nutty as everyone says. It's not. It's much worse. Now someone has reposted all the comments (on the HL site, not polldaddy). But now all the stydia shippers have been turned into marrish shippers, and vice versa. omg."
"I saw lmao. its getting creepier and stupider every minute because stydia shippers never cared but they’re trying to portray us like we’re sobbing about highly dedicated psychos hijacking an irrelevant poll and trolling the comments
and thank u :)) "
11- "Anonymous sent: Just read that post on the Hollywood Life trolls. Thanks for that. It was comedy gold. Don't look now but the troll must have read your post too. That's one stubborn little troll/trolls."
"actual footage of marrish fandom (INSERT GIF OF TRYING TO DRAG HUUUGE SHIP TOWARDS CANON)
ps just picture some fire since the closest they’ve come to canon is when one half of their otp hallucinated the underage other half and ripped her clothes off, shoved his tongue down her throat and then her skin burned off
but hey thats exactly what endgame ships are made of ;)"
#so pathetic #anti marrish
* KATE, YOU REALLY ARE GOOD AT GETTING ANTIMARRISH TO RESPOND. KEEP GOING !
12-" theystayalive sent: dude that Hollywood life poll is literally insane someone took my blog name and started commenting as me."
"they mad bro, ignore them, most of the fandom doesn’t even know that poll exists "
* BUT IMPERSONATING YOU GUYS GETS THE BEST REPONSES. . . SO, WE'LL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL YOU GET SMARTER . . . .OH MAN, WE COULD BE HERE F-O-R-E-V-E-R !!
13- "Anonymous sent: Actually, I think the guy pretending to be you on the Holywood Poll might be Anti-M@rrish, A Pro M@rrish Tumblr Blog who as somehow decided to brand himself as Anti-M@rrish (Change the @ with an A). Which is confusing as fuck."
"yep, antimarrish on the poll is the pro marrish @anti-marrish who is claiming she secretly runs my blog
tbh i think all these dedicated trolls and pro marrishers are secretly just abusive men who prey on teenage girls because marrishers arguments are exactly what these men say because i can’t believe teenage girls or young women would approve of marrish or would go to the extent of bullying and harassing people who don’t"
* ACTUALLY, Í'M PRETENDING TO BE ANTI-MARRISH TOO. KATE WAS PRETENDING TO BE ANTIMARRISH. AND DON'T CALL ME A DUDE, DUDE.
8- * (CONTINUED) And then there's Anonymous, who is .....um, we don't actually know. One of the many stydiots, I guess.
And Cloe and Mia White, who we would like to recognise here. It's not easy carrying on a relationship with so many basic differences. Like the whole stalia/stydia shipping for a start. Still, I hope I get an invite to their wedding.
Of course, we have stydia is ENDGAME, who used to be a sterek shipper. Then she decided not to be interesting anymore and now ships.......well, you know.
Jessica is actually better known on tumblr as tylerposet. Hi Goldie !
And Audrey and Me lembra are actually just emoticons . I didn't know that text emoticons had become that sophisticated !
janice don't change my comment darling is known on tumblr as runicscribbles on tumblr. Another BNF of the fandom.
And there's theakflash, who works for Teen Wolf's PR team. Great job you're doing , sweetheart. Look at those ratings soar !
And It's optional is actually Grumpy Cat. A real life celeb on our little poll !
Becca Lord, Lyrica, svana, Mai, Aisha, Elana, Marissa, anette, Liv, Rarara, Wow, tylerposey, Dylan O'Brien, Onuchi, Allison Argent, and :) are the troll army that were all over two of tylerposet polls. Welcome, fellow trolls. And Dylan O'Brien, stop quoting French philosophers, you twat.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) is actually the fake yinlovesyang. We all thought that was funny.
* Jen Barnes -
(PT 2)
And of course,stydiot. Who is brave enough to admit her affliction upfront. brave little shipper.
Then there's antimarrish (real one), a fake account by anti-marrish . That's not confusing at all.
We think twperson is actually a sentient piece of lint, with as about as much intelligence. Kudos piece of lint.
And lydiasdeputy is a delight and wonder in the toxic cesspool that is this fandom. Keep on being you.
Daisy is a flower, according to Wikipedia. Hello flower.
A special thanks to all our guest trolls. al3xtoole, athenadark , otherbully1, tylerposet, colethewolf, aceavengers, runicscribbles , liliaeth, and antimarrish. So many BNFs on this little- poll- that -could.
And thanks to everyone who vote or trolls here. Thanks for all the entertainment.
"marrish shippers are certified lunatics. well that’s no surprise since they ship lydia with an old ass cop who’s every emotion and power is irrevocably tied to his dick. and then they try to lecture us about how stydia is terrible and parrish is a respectful guy who cant control his actions within his hallucinations!!!!!111 they wanna fuck ryan so they ship that gross shit and try to pass it off as cute and ideal like what. the. heck.
and then, cherry on top, they pull this. so much effort and so much energy into this motherfucking poll that no one except their bitter little fandom knows about (seriously, its been up for 100 days and i legit learnt of it 2 weeks back) how fucking old are they??? this is so dumb and pretentious and stupid holy shit the marrish fandom needs 2 chill. i cant stop laughing omg they legit just proved how badly stydia needs to be endgame, if only to stop this idiocy "
#i really fail to see how they can defend marrish #its such a terrible ship and they adore it i do not understand this #u think fucking an old ass cop who has power over ur high school ass is a good idea fine but dont get pissed when ppl dont think the same #not everyone hates marrish bc of their stydia agenda #u cant get pissed that ppl dont ship a triggering inappropriate and surely sexual ship that dehumanizes lydia and reduces her to an object
* I'M STARTING TO THINK U MAYBE OUR BIGGEST FAN. AND HATING MARRISH IS A-L-W-A-Y-S ABOUT THE STYDIA AGENDA.
WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF TAGS. ALL FOR ME !
8- "Anonymous sent: Woh. Just went on Hollywood life and I can't believe my eyes. Those trolls are vicious. And I have seen that Kate person on other polls involving stydia (including a couple run by tylerposet on polldaddy). She seems to have a friend called jen, a sterek shipper. This fandom is nuts."
"i went back to the comments and god damn this is nuts i have not laughed so hard since stalia broke up"
* antimarrish -
"jesus fucking christ any respect I had for marrish shippers is long gone
you have to reach a new level of desperation to dedicate so much time and effort to pretend you’re someone else just to justify your disgusting ship."
Translation from Stydiot to English - "wah wah wah. The big scary marrish shippers are hurting my feelings. omg. They mentioned marrish. I am so triggered. Stop it you meanies !"
* Kate Byrne -
antimarrish (real one),
Who are you calling a bitch ? Don't come in here and attack Marrish shippers. Apparently you can't go anywhere in this fandom without being attacked by stydiots.
So, we decided we no longer Gave A Fuck about stydia shippers sensitivities. You want an argument ? You've fucking got one.
What, you thought after sterek shippers stopped watching the show, this fandom was all yours ? You're dreaming.
* antimarrish -
To the "real" antimarrish,
Honey, this IS my hobby. So, do you need me to hold back your hair when you throw up ?
I'm the actually REAL antimarrish. Find me at anti-marrish.tumblr.com.
* antimarrish (real one) -
@ bitch who's pretending to be me- I have no idea what went wrong in your life that made you reach this level of desperation, but you clearly need to get a hobby.
I fucking love stydia and marrish makes me want to throw the fuck up. End of story.
* Jen Barnes -
(PT 1)
Well, this little comment section has certainly grown. Thanks to all the Marrish shippers here. And a special thanks to our allies from the Sterek and Stalia camps. Much appreciated.
At this point, I feel you should get to know all those who left comments here.
Hi. I'm Jen. My friends know I'm sterek all the way, but I have time for marrish. They know I despise stydia, Jeff Davis, Scott stans and pretentious twats. I'm a delight to be around, though not when I'm sober.
My mate, Kate is a Marrish shipper but she's fond of Sterek too. You don't want to mention stydia around her. It's like poking a bear.....one that has a sore tooth. We both are professional shit-stirrers.
There are our allies; DerekLovesHisStiles, DerwekWillAlwaysBeTheTrueAlpha (sterek); MarrishWillBeCanonIn5b, MarrishOTP, StydiaIsSoGross, Marrish5ever, MarrishIsEndgame/STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP,HELLHOUNDS RULE OK, UNITED AGAINST STYDIA, JordanLovesLydia, HARBINGERS OF DEATH, STYDIA SUCKS (marrish); MaliaAndStilesSittingInATree, MaliaIsQueen (stalia); IAmTheAlpha, NotATotalPsycho (steter); DeucalionEatsTrueAlphasForBrakfast ,ScottIsAnIdiot, ScottStansAreIdiots (antiScott).
There are also various sock accounts we are using, some fellow trolls, a shit load of sentient emoticons apparently, and Rick Astley.
Then there's lizbeth, our favourite stydia shipper. Maybe because she's actually a marrish shipper, who's infiltrated the stydiot brigade. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
And then there's Stydia, who strangely enough, ships....stydia. But she's only 11, so we'll be gentle with her.
And yinloveyang needs no introduction. Who has inspired a plethora of similar named sock accounts. Shame she's really Jeff Davis in real life. My, he really does love to troll his own fandom !
And maya, who ships stalia but has written some well known sterek fic. Oops, I was probably not supposed to tell you that.
4- "Anonymous sent: sigh. I tried to help on that Hollywood Life (stydia is endgame) poll. But marrish now 16 % ahead. It doesn't surprise me that sterek stans are helping. They're both trash."
"they are???? wow the fandom keeps getting worse and worse but yk, jut remember that a poll won’t do shit and won’t convince anyone that marrish is in any way acceptable, it just reflects how messed up the fandom is :)"
* WE HONESTLY COULD NOT HAVE GOT ALL THIS ATTENTION WITHOUT YOU. THANKS FOR HELPING. AND UR PART OF THIS MESSED UP FANDOM TOO.
5- "Anonymous sent: I see you've gotten several messages about that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). I just thought you should know that some troll is writing messages using your blog name."
"writing messages on this poll? http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/
um where im confused?"
* . . . WAIT FOR IT . . .
6- "Anonymous sent: Re Hollywood Life poll. When you go to vote in that box, it says "comments" in that box. At around 246 comments at moment (the comments actually take you to polldaddy). hope that helps."
"yep, got it. this is so fucking hilarious and sad they’re pretending to be tumblr blogs and who the fuck is that katie chick she’s EVERYWHERE!!! ppl say stydia shippers are intense but marrish shippers are out of their damn minds I can’t stop laughing WHO DOES THIS WHO OVER THE AGE OF 12 CARES SO MUCH ABOUT A POLL WHO PUTS SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THIS OMFG"
#any argument they had against stydia shippers is now invalid after they pulled this shit,
* . . . AND WE GOT THE RESPONSE WE WERE LOOKING FOR. AND KATE LAUGHED HER ASS OFF.
" . . . WHO PUTS SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THIS OMFG"
. . .YOU MEAN LIKE YOURSELF ?
7- "jesus fucking christ any respect I had for marrish shippers is long gone
you have to reach a new level of desperation to dedicate so much time and effort to pretend you’re someone else just to justify your disgusting ship.
to the troll who’s pretending to be me on this poll, get a hobby please. I still detest marrish and I still ship stydia :) this is so mimd boggling like who the fuck has the time to steal someone’s identity over FUCKING STYDIA VS MARRISH LIKE BITCH GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK"
#anti marrish #Marrish shippers #Tagging it with you so you#STOP YOUR FANDOM
* YOU HAD RESPECT FOR MARRISH SHIPPERS ? DID WE BLINK AND MISS THAT SECOND ?
. . . AND THIS IS OUR HOBBY.
YOU MEAN THESE COMMENTS ? . . .
antimarrish -
I've changed my mind ! Stydia sux !! And Marrish is totally endgame. Thanks for putting up with my 12 year old ass.
VOTE MARRISH !!!!
antimarrish -
marrish is awful and triggering and you are all a big pack of meanies. I hate you all. stop voting against stydia !! Yáll are butts !!
I am NOT 12 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
** THE " THIS IS THE REASON STYDIOT WAS ADDED TO URBAN DICTIONARY " AWARD
antimarrish.tumblr.com
1 - "Anonymous sent: Have you seen what the Marrish shippers are doing in Hollywood Life's poll about Stydia been endgame? They're calling Stydia " a toxic ship" and being total dicks with everyone who tries to argue. They are gathering a lot of Marrish shippers to vote against Stydia on the poll."
"omfg no, where is this poll?
they’re fucking pathetic if they think stydia is toxic and then they ship marrish like ew their ship is fucking illegal and i bet my ass if parrish was ugly and fat they would all be screaming at how disturbing and wrong it was
marrish is the worst ship on the show lbr he’s a fucking police officer and he can’t stop making out with her in his hallucinations and he’s fucking making her character insignificant and ooc how the hell can someone call it healthy just bc they wanna fuck ryan
#GETTIN TIRED OF THIS SHIT"
* THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT THE STYDIOTS WENT CRYING TO MAMA ABOUT US BIG, BAD MARRISH SHIPPERS. YEAH, THAT REALLY HELPED.
AND THEY ARE STILL INSISTING THAT MARRISH IS ILLEGAL.EVEN THOUGH SHE IS 18.
SO, SO DESPERATE. WAS THIS REALLY LAST XMAS ? I HOPE YOU HAD A MERRY ONE . . LOL.
2- "Anonymous sent: When did stydia is endgame lose that poll on Hollywood Life ? Only a month ago stydia led by a huge margin. now the no vote is about 60 % . Did the marrish stans really have the sterek stans helping them ? Why ?"
"it's fucking disturbing. it's pretty scary how marrish shippers are perpetuating such an inappropriate, unsettling and i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ sexually driven ship. I have no idea who they got to help them, since most people on tumblr agree that the ship isn't great.
it's so sad and I'm so tired of talking about it. no one likes it or wants the ship around. I have no idea what jeff is up to and it's so unsettling, the fact that marrish is actually winning by 10 % is completely beyond me, maybe they code hacked it, idk. it makes me re-evaluate all I thought I knew about the fandom, and the comments are so creepy, petty and lowkey predatory, yikes."
* NOPE, STILL LEGAL AND IT WAS ONLY STYDIOTS AGAINST THE SHIP. DIDN'T NEED TO HACK IT. JUST KEPT VOTING . . . A NOVEL CONCEPT, APPARENTLY.
AND ALSO . . . KATE SENT YOU THIS MESSAGE. THANKS FOR DRAWING ATTENTION TO US, SUCKA .
3- "electronicdelusionstarlight sent: Oi, you know that Teen Wolf Poll you were talking about? The one on Hollywood Life that M@rrish is apparently winning? Well, it turns out you can vote on it multiple times. Like, I've voted for Stydia, what, 10 times in a row and it got up of %0,2 Votes. It's rigged, that's how M@rrish managed to get to 55%."
"what the fuck who makes polls like that? marrish stans are actually creepy enough to stay there and keep voting. and i cannot get over how weird and predatory the comments are… you know, when you have to dedicate all your energy to a poll to feel better about shipping illegal gross crap"
#anti marrish #blech
* NOT RIGGED. JUST USING POLLDADDY, WHICH HAS SHIT SETTINGS WHEN IT COMES TO VOTING MULTIPLE TIMES. STILL ALL LEGAL, HONEY. AND NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU VOTING OFTEN, EITHER.
AND IF YOU THINK OUR COMMENTS ARE WEIRD AND PREDATORY, YOU MUST BE NEW TO TUMBLR.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
. . . well, at least Goldie knows the true definition of stydiot . . .
"Anonymous: And jen added this to urban dictionary too - stydiot (A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper. If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.) lol lol lol "
"The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness.
Well this part is kinda right but like .. I don’t see how this is negative .." (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
. . . oh honey . . .
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
HA ! The stydiots found my page on Urban Dictionary, and went and tattled to mama, Goldie.
"Anonymous: look whats been added to urban dictionary - "stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon. stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia (by Jen Barnes)" wtf ?"
"Lmfao stalia is far from canon " (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
EXCEPT FOR THE SPOONING AND HUGGING AND KISSING AND MAKING OUT AND STILES THERE FOR MALIA ON A FULL MOON AND SAVING EACH OTHERS LIFE . . . . yep, barely canon at all.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Since tylerposet has returned to the fandom, the Troll Brigade has decided to return to tylerposet's polls on polldaddy. Same neighbourhood. Bitchier address.
Don't worry, we'll be around here too. You never know when a wild marrishitty will turn up.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Why are all the stydiots reblogging that McDonald's " supports stydia" crap ? They do realise that McDonald's was paid for this, right ?
They didn't spontaneously decide that stydiot was the bestest ship ever, you know ?
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. . . stydiots.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
" *watches season 6 trailer*
Me: I still ship Marrish
*sees all the vines dedicated to the jeep scene between stiles and lydia*
Me: Still. Ship. Marrish
*this whole crap about Lydia’s lipstick being on Stiles’ lips*
Me: STILL MARRISH " (spndaughterteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"it’s okay though if there are winners there should be losers too " (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
"It’s not a game you can win. Stydia isn’t a game piece, neither is Marrish." (spndaughterteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"It is because Stydia just won the endGAME ????" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
. . . * cough * Not according to THIS poll. Sorry. Not sorry.
STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP - 10 years ago
. . . and now McDonald's is promoting stydiot . . .
* We love you just as much as Stiles loves Lydia. Come see us soon ?
* We can't wait to see you. You are the Lydia to our Stiles.
* Sounds like we have a real Stiles/Lydia relationship on our hands. We are glad to bring you two together.
* When it's right, it's right, Brooklyn. We love you as much as Stiles loves Lydia.
So, McDonald's is saying that it's food is as healthy as a boy with a ten year plan to stalk a teenage girl ???
. . .
. . .
. . . that sounds about right.
WE ARE THE TROLL KINGS - 10 years ago
1500 COMMENTS !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
I can use this name again !!!! Tylerposet is back for season 6 !!
* Anonymous: gOLDIE pls come back when stydia becomes canon I can't wait for u to drag the antis
* Anonymous: goldie u rock girl!!! i just love how u shut the antis up!! stydia is endgame and haters can suck it!
* Anonymous: Why are you so rude to everyone? You get offended about everything and you whine and bitch non stop. Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't try to pick out insignificant things to complain about and start fights over.
bitch if u wanna lick my pussy this bad you can get on your fucking knees no need to push this far ho the fuckkkkk
* Anonymous: quit playing the race card. The blame game does nothing to help.
shut up susan go make your water casserole and feed your cousin i mean husband
* Anonymous: You haven't even been back a full day (?) and the antis are already begging for your attention! Missed seeing your salt on my dash, Goldie
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"omg i have like 300 unread msgs and 200 of them is hate why r u guys like not trying to get a life i WAS GONE FOR SO LONG AND U R STILL IN THE SAME SPOT LMFAAOOOOO YOUR MOM PUSSY WAS FILLED WITH THAT SALT OR NAH" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
And THIS is why we all missed you. The other stydiots don't have your level of sass. Hiatus just got interesting.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Tylerposet is back !! The hiatus page has lifted and she's back (Bitch I'm me). It's not even Xmas.
"Anonymous: I get why you don't like Stiles, but Scott is not the perfect angel he's portrayed to be. He slammed an abuse victim against a wall twice, and forced another abuse victim (Derek) to bite Gerard. In season 1 he was being really selfish while all Derek wanted to do was to help and Stiles did care about Derek not dying when Scott wanted to win a fucking lacrosse match. And don't even get me started on how probelmatic Tyler (he uses homosexuality as punchline!)"
"didn’t your mother teach you to shit all of your bull in the toilet"
** THE "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, TRULY HATES PYDIA AND IS NOT AFRAID TO THROW TAGS AT YOU" AWARD:
lydsmartini.tumblr.com
** THE " SO DUMB SHE HAS TO ASK HER FOLLOWERS TO HELP HER WITH A WORD" AWARD:
** BONUS AWARD : THE "STYDIOT IS SO DUMB SHE IS RUNNING A MARRISH SHIPPING BLOG"AWARD
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com (NOTHING POSTED SINCE APRIL)
** THE " ONE OF THE FEW STYDIOTS THAT REFUSED TO BE BAITED" AWARD:
martinskki.tumblr.com
** THE "YOU USED TO BE A HUGE BITCH BUT THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH GOLDIE AND SUDDENLY YOU"RE A NICE PERSON TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE" AWARD:
otherbully1.tumblr.com
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
** THE " STYDIOT WHO CONFUSES LOSING A POLL TO WINNING ONE" AWARD:
queenofmne.tumblr.com
** THE " RESPOND TO HASHTAG WITH TONY MOTHER FUCKING STARK ROLLING HIS EYES GIF" AWARD:
redstringstydias.tumblr.com
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
** THE "TOOK MY LITTLE COMMENT AND TURNED IT INTO A SAGA" AWARD :
* A TIE BETWEEN instagram.com/sourstydia AND javiermason.tumblr.com AND aconitumroot.tumblr.com.
** THE "RESPONDED TO A MARRISH SHIPPERS LOOONG COMMENT WITH A LOOOOOOOOONG 7 POINT ESSAY" AWARD goes to al3xtoole.tumblr.com/theystayalive.tumblr.com.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOUR REPLY WAS KINDA BORING" AWARD.
** THE " I'D RATHER LYDIA WAS DEAD THAN WITH PARRISH BECAUSE I'M A BIT CRAY-CRAY" AWARD:
lydiaswolfe.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** SO MANY DELETED BLOGS. SO MUCH HAPPINESS. **
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
URBAN DICTIONARY
* stydiot (BY JEN BARNES)
A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper.
If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.
THUMBS UP 96
THUMBS DOWN 20
* Marrish
A shipping of Parrish and Martin for teen wolfs couples Lydia and Jordan
"Did you watch teen wolf last night Marrish is so cute!!!!!"
THUMBS UP 100
THUMBS DOWN 46
* Marrish
Marrish is the ship name between Jordan Parrish and Lydia Martin on the MTV show, Teen Wolf - but what it really is, is this guy who is a 24 year old deputy horndog who is actually a dog from hell (Hellhound) having sexual hallucinations about a 17 year old school girl. Oh yeah and he sets himself on fire and carries dead bodies around. Nice one burnt toast.
"Marrish is so cute i love them"
Entire Fandom: UM, sorry.....did you suffer from a concussion recently?
THUMBS UP 7
THUMBS DOWN 11
* Marrish
25 year old deputy aka burnt toast tryna get with 17 year old school girl
Did you see marrish last night, I almost vomited
THUMBS UP 34
THUMBS DOWN 101
* stalia (BY JEN BARNES)
stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon.
stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia.
THUMBS UP 90
THUMBS DOWN 37
* stalia
Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Malia: Stalia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Malia ship name is?
Girl 2: it's stalia everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 37
THUMBS DOWN 5
* stalia
stalia is the blend of stiles+malia in the tv show teen wolf but the relationship is absolute trash and everyone knows that he only loves Lydia so
Person 1: Stalia is not a good relationship
Person 2: Everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 64
THUMBS DOWN 116
* Stydia
Stydia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles and Lydia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Lydia = Stydia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Lydia's ship name is?
Girl 2: it's Stydia everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 167
THUMBS DOWN 110
* Stydia
"Stydia" is the ship name between characters (AND SOULMATES) Stiles Stilinski and Lydia Martin from the MTV show, Teen Wolf.
Person: I don't ship Stydia, Stiles and Malia are obviously in love.
Entire Fandom: Do you even watch the show?!?!
THUMBS UP 27
THUMBS DOWN 39
* Stydia
love, wonderful, perfect. Unconditional love, which broke all fears, are always next to each other, it is real.
stiles love lydia,because stydia is real.
THUMBS UP 10
THUMBS DOWN 32
** KEEP VOTING UP THE PRO MARRISH, STALIA DEFINITIONS AND VOTE DOWN THE ANTIS. VOTE ALWAYS AGAINST STYDIA. VOTE UP FOR STYDIOT (You inspired me, marrishitty).
THE MASTER BAITER - 10 years ago
* It looks like many Sterek shippers have moved over to the Supergirl fandom. Yay !!
"Anonymous: What happened now with the s*erek shippers and Supergirl??"
"erasing a female character to try and bring their white boy otp back from the dead and trying to make ‘lewis lane’ a thing. some slut shaming lois lane, heard some of them invaded the superbat tag, and over all exactly what you would expect." (stavosacosta.tumblr.com)
** Back from the dead ?? We still produce more fic and art than the other ships. Which probably shows how small the other ships are, since stereks have stopped producing as much. Stydia as a "BIG" fandom ?? Sure, Jan.
"Anonymous: st*r*ks were the literal bane of fandom was it 2-3 years ago ish? now they're crawling back urgh , just urgh"
"i honestly thought i was done with them" (stavosacosta.tumblr.com)
** Sweetheart, it's spelled S-T-E-R-E-K. You almost had it.
So, sterek shippers. I guess I know which fandom we'll take over next. Clark Kent/Lewis Lane ? Clewis ? Lark ? Well, we'll work it out for season 2. Seya in our new fandom !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
* Puts hand up in air *
Yeah, I'll take one of those buckets, please.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Let's make a prediction now for Season 6.
If Jeff Davis is stupid enough (and he probably is) to give in to the stydiot shippers, and make stydiot canon I predict that the final season will be the lowest rating season ever. Great note to finish a series on, huh ?
Anyone need a vomit bucket ?
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
"Ship that is most misunderstood:????
Well, I guess in their respective context, all these weird and/or abusive relationships that are so popular in ao3 (st3rek, st3ter, m@rrish…), since if people understood how really fucked up they are, they wouldn’t ship them (hopefully? Sometimes I have too much faith in human nature).
Also Allisaac doesn’t get enough recognition imo. The actors had so much chemistry (though I think they were dating at the time?) and I loved the build-up we never had for Scallison (gimme all the build-up and all the development okay? But not 5 seasons. 5 seasons is a tad too much). Isaac was Allison’s anchor and that isn’t addressed enough. And Allison’s death scene breaks my heart for so many reasons, and Isaac being torn into pieces in that corner listening to Allison say that Scott always was and would be her love is at least 50% of them." (youaretoosmart.tumblr.com)
*"... since if people understood how really fucked up they are, they wouldn’t ship them (hopefully? "
HONEY, PEOPLE SHIP WHATEVER HAS CHEMISTRY. MOST DON'T GIVE A FUCK WETHER IT'S "HEALTHY". HELL, THE MORE FUCKED UP THE BETTER. REYLO, JESSIGRAVE, PYDIA etc
AND ALLISON SLASHED ISAAC TO PIECES WITH RING DAGGERS IN SEASON 2. WHAT A HEALTHY ROMANCE THAT WAS . . .
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
TEEN WOLF
Season 1 - Who's the Alpha ?
Season 2 - Who's the Kanima ?
Season 3A - Who's the Darach ?
Season 3B - Who's the Nogitsune ?
Season 4 - Who's the Benefactor ?
season 5A - Who's the Chimera ?
season 5B - Who's the Beast ?
Season 6 - WHO FUCKING CARES !!! WE ALL STOPPED WATCHING THE SHOW 2 SEASONS AGO !!
THE MASTER BAITER - 10 years ago
"stalin and marshmallow are endgame"
Oh Goldie, us trolls have missed your sass.
* Anonymous ASKED: dude honestly no one would blame you if you were all "i told you so" WHEN stydia becomes endgame. I sure as hell will be pretty smug about it
* no one CAN blame me
i have waited for four seasons i can be an asshole after all that time (JUNE 2015)
** UMM, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE ALL OF THE TIME . . . just saying.
** AND TEEN WOLF HAS NOW BEEN CANCELLED . . . . I TOLD YOU SO !!
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
ROFL. Someone told tylerposet about us !!
* Anonymous ASKED: lol. I think the "hollywood life trolls" are that bunch of trolls who now live on the polldaddy comment section on this Hollywood Life poll (hollywoodlife(.)com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/). They've been there for over 6 months (and I think Jen & Kate trolled some of your polls before). No idea who marrishitty is .
* omg looool i don’t even have time to feed my parrot
. . . . . you don't feed your parrot ? . . . you have a parrot ?
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
* Anonymous ASKED: The Hollywood Life trolls are looking for the stydiot who calls herself marrishitty. Is that you ?
* wtf are hollywood life trolls and what is marrishitty? (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
DUUUDE, don't you remember us ? We totally destroyed your first poll , and trolled your next two.
And I thought we were friends . . . . then again, I saw how you treated your best friend, Billie . . .can we be enemies instead ?
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
Sorry Jen !!
But we already have responses to my queries.
* This is a very productive use of your time.
Thanks rongasm. Glad you agree.
* Yeah, you found me. Because I like to spend all my life sitting on some dumb ass poll that doesn’t matter, trolling equally as dumb people. ????????
Did stydiot actually agree that all stydiots are dumb ? Success !!
Will send more asks. Sorry Jen, but the stydiots are as entertaining as fuck.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Kate,
You did not just do that ! Ew, why ?
We just got rid of the monkey lovin pervert. She might return with that weird , cross-eyed meme face with a god complex. And all her multiple personalities. And her friend who couldn't decide wether she was Lenie or Jenie. And her inbred cousin who calls herself Yo, and thinks stalia is "inecst."
And she kept getting our names wrong (jyennty, Jennibu, jenni , jennifoofey ,JENNIFEE, JENIFOO, JENNIFEEFEE, jennifoofie, JENNIFOFFER, jen honei , jennn, KATEO, katero, ,KATERFER ,JENNIFOFEE ,snugglepedophile buttersnugglepedos, snugglebutterturd,snuggleoldcock ).
And brought all her weird-ass friends. Like that sentient emoticon, :D. Or that steroline fan, steroline fan. Or her friend who obviously had the same "issue", i am an oddball inbred arboreal (AT LEAST SHE ADMITTED HER AFFLICTION!). And brought a dead person with her, ALLISON ARGENT. And that sentient desert, sahara. And what the fuck was up with WTF ? And tylerposet biggest fan, Goldie Is Cool. And that closeted marrish shipper, YIKES. And the not-so-closeted stydia shipper, stydiot. And who the fuck was
kara zor-el ? And googlie ? and that bitch, bitchey.
And a fake antimarrish turned up (marginally more entertaining than the real one though).
And that godawful poetry . . . ewwwwwww. And their obsession with the antichrist . . .weird.
NEVER AGAIN.
Kate Byrne - 10 years ago
I can't believe it's been 3 months since we were graced with the presence of the infamous stydiot troll, marrishitty. Remember when she called us creepy, predatory toilets ?
Such a sweet little stydiot. Even if the poor thing had "issues" with monkeys * cough *.
I wonder what happened to her. Did she get help for her . . . simian problem ? Did she finally see the light and is now shipping marrish ?
Is she reading this ? * waves *
Maybe we should have a "Where's Waldo " search for her. Send asks to all the main stydiots, asking for their help in trying to track down this primate-loving stydiot.
Let's do it.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
Hiya antimarrish. * waves *
* RANK ASS MARRFUCKS LOOK AT THIS,AND STOP STALKING MY BLOG
* I CAN SENSE THE BITTERNESS OF THE 15 PRESSED MARRSHITS AND STALINS FROM HERE :)
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
THE TROLL AWARDS - 10 years ago
(CONTINUED)
And the mods made an announcement on the final round.
* Ship Bracket Announcement
I just noticed people are still commenting on the poll itself, including people pretending to be both my co-host and myself. So I'm saying this again and this is the last time.
1. The poll is closed.
2. The winner is determined.
3. The winner has not been announced.
4. NO ONE has been accused of cheating.
5. The ONLY place you will hear the winner announced is on Episode #36 of the podcast, which will be posted either late this week or this weekend.
6. If "we" ever post anything saying who the winner is in a comment, they are a fake.
I do not have the time nor the energy to constantly police comments everywhere. Please be kind to each other and stop impersonating me. Especially if you're not going to use proper grammar.
Kindest regards
Your ACTUAL ALNM Mod Christina.
** WOW. I've never actually crashed a poll before. I would like to acknowledge my fellow trolls here.
As well as myself (Jen), I could not have had this much trolling success without my fellow troll, Kate. She impersonated about a dozen different shippers. THE MASTER BAITER was the star though, with some beautiful rickrolling.(Rick Roll Troll, You've Been Rick Rolled, Rick To My Roll, Rick And roll, My Porn Name Is Rick Roll, My Troll Name Is Rick Roll, You Have Officially Been rick Rolled . . . ).
We'd like to thank Marrish5ever for the lovely text art.
** TROLL AWARD FOR ACTUALLY GETTING A POLL SHUT DOWN.
Jen, Kate, Marrish5ever, The Master Baiter, and various anonymous trolls.
After the comment section was shut down, we all went off to the comment section on polldaddy.
There was more rickrolling, and repeated questions on who won the poll. And accusations on sasusaku shippers cheating.
Then an announcement that Stormpilot won.
* ALNM Mod Christina
We are very sorry for what happened, but it was beyond our control. We'll announce the winner soon, but it could only be Stormpilot. There was suspisious activity on the SasuSaku bracket. More than once, votes went up dramatically. Probably a bot.
Because of this, we shut down the poll, and counted the winner from votes already cast. Stormpilot is the winner, by a narrow margin. Congratulations.
We're very sorry for what happened, we will decide on new rules next year. See you then.
And then all hell broke loose. SasuSaku shippers were outraged. And there was more rickrolling. And everyone was apparently Spartacus. Or a sock. Or a sweater vest
And there were ship wars.
* Aw fuck, those fucked up fucking fuckers fucked those fucking other fucking fucked up fucks by fucking around too fucking much with the fucking stuff . . . err, I mean this poll has been royally ******
* ALNM Mod Christina
" Please be kind to each other and stop impersonating me. Especially if you're not going to use proper grammar."
Hey ! I speak grammar good. Mi spelling is perfec two.
* ACTUAL ALNM Mod Christina
Hang on ! I'm the ACTUAL mod. The other one is a fake !
* THE AUTHENTIC ALNM Mod Christina
NO ! I'm the real Christina !!
* CONFIRMED ALNM Mod Christina
NO TYOU'RE NOT !! I'M THE REAL CHRISTINA. Truly. Definitely. for realsy.
* THE REAL ALNM Mod Christina
I am Spartacus. wait, we already did that.
* THE HONEST TO GOODNESS ALNM Mod Christina
And I'm the fake mod . . .wait a minute . . .
* THE FAKE ALNM Mod Christina
There is never enough rick rolling in fandom.
* RICK ROLL aka ALNM Mod Christina
I think I'm running out of names. But not other versions of this bloody song. HOW MANY ARE THERE ?
. . . and then this comment section was shut down too.
And the hilarious thing about this . . .was that Stormpilot actually DID win !! The trolls called it !
A round of applause for all the hard working trolls there. And we'll get together again next year. Seya.
XOXO
THE TROLL AWARDS - 10 years ago
"Seya for season 6.......unless it gets cancelled before then." Huh, I really guessed right (even if we have to go through one last season with possible (* rolls eyes *) stydia (* grabs for vomit bucket *).
Anyway, we are coming near to the end of our Stydiot Awards (I know, but all good things must end). We are giving out some awards to fellow trolls. They had a blast at the A Little Nerd Music Poll early in the year. We felt we should acknowledge their hard work.
** TROLL AWARDS **
This was the perfect place for trolls. The voting was on polldaddy, so multiple voting made things . . .interesting. And exciting too, when some ship brackets were won in the last 10 minutes. Stydia crashed out to Steroline in the first round (YAY !!). Then there were alliances between steroline and marish/sterek, to defeat other ships.
Marrish went out in the sweet sixteen round. Sterek made it through to the Final Four round (beat Kirk/Spock, Swanqueen and Stucky on the way).
(Actually Sterek thrashed Stydia 2012 to 850 votes last year too (LOL), then went on to the Elite Eight round.)
It was when the Final Four bracket was being voted on, that comments got a leetle feisty.
* Laura 3/10/2016
Steroline is a shit, I prefer Klaroline.... Sasusaku ♥
* Steroline4ever 3/10/2016
Excuse you ? Steroline is a what now ?
Then there were " technical difficulties" on the Sterek vs Stormpilot bracket.
* ANNOUNCEMENT: It appears there are some technical difficulties at the moment with the Sterek vs Stormpilot poll (unrelated to any bots or suspicious activity, do not fear).
I felt I should let them know, Of course. As I am just SUPER- helpful that way.
* Jen Barnes 3/11/2016
I only just learned that the poll had technical difficulties. I think a lot of sterek voters assumed it was over by now. Now we're suddenly behind ! Keep voting !!
And then we got to the Championship Round.
And those anime shippers are vicious ! Pro and anti SasuSaku shippers tore each other to bits in the comment section (which had to be closed in the end).
Then someone rickrolled the comment section . . . multiple times (I still can't get that damn song outta my head).
And there were rude text emoticons.
And then someone announced that Stormpilot was the winner (We are the champions, my friend...) and that SasuSaku lost (Another one bites the dust...)
Then someone impersonated antimarrish and saynotomarrish , and trashtalked Marrish.
And one final round of rickrolls (it was a beautiful thing to watch)
And Troll Daddy turned up.
* If you like a little wank to go with your shipping, just visit Hollywood life. You'll find us on any recent Teen Wolf poll. Bring a sense of humour. And alcohol. We love a good argument. Or even a really bad, completely insane one. Bye.
And then the comment section was closed down.
* EDIT: Polls closed. We had to give several warnings last round and we gave another warning this round. Bashing each other, posting inappropriate comments, and sending hate to our personal accounts is not tolerated behavior. If we see an improvement today we will reopen the polls. Otherwise we will take the current tally as total and announce the winner as planned.
EDIT #2: Seriously everyone, the poll is closed. Please stop with the hate.
EDIT #3: We have asked you repeatedly to stop the hate and now people are going so far as to impersonate us and declare a winner. THE POLL IS CLOSED and now the comments section has been shut down as well. Please stop your hatred toward one another.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) - 10 years ago
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Me lembra - 10 years ago
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Audrey - 10 years ago
\ (•◡•) /
Jessica - 10 years ago
♥‿♥
stydia is ENDGAME - 10 years ago
(◕‿◕✿)
Mia White - 10 years ago
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Cloe - 10 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anonymous - 10 years ago
oh look, antimarrish has posted another tasteful post about stalia/marrish . . and some wonderful tags to go with it . .
"#LOL#@ RANK ASS MARRFUCKS LOOK AT THIS#AND STOP STALKING MY BLOG"
. . . . yeah, nope. We're going to keep "stalking" your blog . . .sorry.
. . . . not sorry.
yinloveyang - 10 years ago
well I am !
Stydia - 10 years ago
. . . . . im not a stydiot
lizbeth - 10 years ago
Hey! Us stydiots are still here . . . oh, goddamn it.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE STYDIOTS ? - 10 years ago
* crickets chirping *
IAmTheRealTylerposetNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
Actually, I prefer this name. Especially as tylerposet is back and bitchier than ever.
* waves *
IAmTheRealAntimarrishNaOnlyKidding - 10 years ago
So, the whole marrishitty experience was weird. I have a sudden urge to be a cute meme face. And to invent multiple personalities so I can carry on a day long argument on an ancient poll. And what's up with monkeys ?
* cough *
"remember when stalin shippers thought their ship will get back together at the end of the 5b
well….. LMFAO" (freakingshipperr.tumblr.com)
So, the stydiots are as " delightful"" as ever. And by delightful, I meant " crazy, insane bitches".
Roll on, series 6.
Jen Barnes - 10 years ago
. . . and now back to normal programming.
. . . It was a real experience to pretend to be marrishitty. I think we all learnt something from the experience.
Like marrishitty has apparently crawled back under the rock she emerged from (that, or the entire marrishitty clan turned on each other in a bloody, gory massacre . . . . . . too much ?).
Like the stydiots are becoming even more insane the nearer season 6 comes.
"i hate it when stalians say that stiles is happier with malia. Has he ever been with stydia? No! Then how do you know that? If we get to see stydia as a couple (because season 6 is the last season) then ull get to compare the two couples. So shut the fuck up cause stiles has been in love with lydia since the 3rd grade. And remember? He had a 10 year plan to make lydia fall in love with him, even why he made her fall in love in just 3 years. :-))))))" (istydiai.tumblr.com)
. . . yes, because that doesn't sound like a stalker or anything . . .
Now, I must go pet a monkey (yeah, pretending to be marrishitty might have been a bad idea. . . . )
marrishitty - 10 years ago
SERIOUSLY ?
"I’m so excited about all the Stydia fanfiction we’re going to get once they’re canon. Because it’s not just going to be the regular writers who are inspired to write because of what’s happening on the show. It’s going to be new writers coming into the fandom to write for Stydia. It’s going to be established teen wolf writers who’ve never written Stydia before. It’s going to be writers who like to keep things canon and will have just casual Stydia in the background of their fics.
I just…we’re going to get so much Stydia fanfiction." (the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com)
AHEM. THE AO3 HAS 43604 STEREK FIC, 3423 STETER FIC.
. . . AND 2991 STYDIA FIC.
I CHECKED BACK OVER RECENT FIC AND THE MAJORITY IS S-T-I-L-L STEREK. IN THREE PAGES OF RECENT FIC, THERE WERE ONLY 4 STYDIA FIC. WOW. LOOK AT ALL THE FIC YOU STYDIOTS CHURN OUT. MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME BITCHING OVER OTHER SHIPS, YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME TO WRITE.
. . . JUST SAYING . . .
marrishitty - 10 years ago
ok. Who sent #CoachFinstock/GreenbergEndgame to all the stydiots ? I'm looking at you, Kate . . .
marrishitty - 10 years ago
Damn, it's quiet around here. I think Jen and Kate got distracted by wank over Tpose. I can't blame them. Some of it was comedy gold.
Time to stir up the stydiots. Let's send some more hashtags !!!
marrishitty - 10 years ago
"Anonymous ASKED: Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple?) YES 59 %."
"While these hoes be spending time for over a year to vote on that dead ass poll (that we won actually) the stydia fandom has had about 500 other bigger more important polls to vote on so lol" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
Holy shit !! Tpose came out as gay on snapchat . . . and then pretty much said "sorry, no homo" later in the day.
OMG!! The amount of wank in this fandom will be through the roof !! I see runicscibbles is still defending him (but she's just bizarre, weird, twisted that way . . .).
Grab your popcorn and let's all enjoy !!
marrishitty - 10 years ago
Hey ! Has anyone been on stydiaordie.tumblr.com ? She's a lovely little stydiot , who regularly shits all over stalia and marrish shippers (although also goes after Scott stans, so not all bad).
She answers nearly all asks. So, let's send her some. Maybe question the whole "stydia" handholding scene in the trailer (Obviously it's Sciles). Send this poll result or urban dictionary new words (I can't believe " stydiot" got accepted. * wipes tear* I am so proud). Send some hashtags. Maybe rickroll her.
* "stydia had developed perfectly. i love my otp so goddamn much. they’re so perfect and they deserve to be together oh god i’m so emO I JUST CANT MY LAST REBLOG JUST MADE ME REALIZE THAT WE MADE IT. WE’RE CANON. WE’RE ENDGAME. JESUS CHRIST IM SO EXCITED"
* This is a stydiot. This is a stydiot who has lost her frigging mind.
14- "Anonymous asked:
"Malia’s character isn’t only about stalia or Stiles so stop trying just bc you’re so bitter about your ship being dead". . . . . You mean like stydia ? Difference is, that stydia was dead before it even started. At least stalia WAS canon. "
"stalia is still dead and gone while stydia is endgame so stay pressed rat :)))"
* AND THERE IS THE ENDGAME CRAP AGAIN. YOU REALLY CAN'T HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU ?
* TITANIC THE DISASTER WHERE OVER A THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED, OR THE MOVIE . . . WHICH WAS ARGUABLY WORSE ?
16- "Anonymous asked:
"Who the hell voted for stalia there’s no way they got so many votes. They gotta have as “many” as marrish lmao". You're still getting your ass handed to you by clexa. Also, stydia can't be endgame. Not according to that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The No vote is 61 %. Wow. And you still try and pretend to be the most popular ship in the fandom. Suuuuure you are. "
"Which drugs do you consume?? And who the fuck cares about that online poll?? “ stydia can’t be endgame. Not according to that Hollywood Life poll” Yeah, because Stydia’s future depends on an irrelevant ass online poll that stydia shippers don’t even know about please get your fatass out of my inbox and go vote for your dead ship with the other 5 members of your fandom."
* DIDN'T OLICITY AND CLEXA BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN IN THAT MTV POLL ? SUCH A HUUUUGE FANDOM, IS STYDIA.
17- "Anonymous asked:
#NoDylanSeason6/#MarrishWillNowBeEndgame. "
"Just for your information Ryan isn’t filming either but the difference between his irrelevant ass and Dylan is that the showrunner/ writers/mtv and all producers are all up dylan’s ass and confirmed that they are working around his schedule while no one gives a fuck about Ryan being absent. And if he does get to be in s6 then he will be just as irrelevant as he was in season 3 where he got like 3 scenes during the entire season.
Oh, and I let the queen speak for me "If they're stydia fans, they'll like season 6" (Holland Roden)
And if they’re marrish stans they’ll cry tears of blood :))))))"
* PARRISH WAS THERE IN MOST EPISODES, AND DEFINITELY WILL BE NOW THAT DYLAN WILL BE GONE. YOU ALSO NOTICE THAT HOLLAND CLOSED HER EYES WHEN SAYING THAT. SHE DOES THAT WHEN SHE HAS TO TELL A LIE, AND IS NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. SHE'S A TROOPER.
7- "Anonymous asked:
"I can’t hear your over Jeff confirming stydia in season 6". Dude, Jeff Davis said stuff about Stalia, and even Sterek. Jeff Davis is the Prince Of Lies in this fandom. And the actors will say whatever they're told to say, to promote the show. "
"Don’t compare st/erek with stydia the difference here is that St/erek was in the heads of everyone who shipped it and stydia is a thing that actually exists on the show/narrative. And about st@lia he said their relationship would sink even more/get even more complicated when the desert wolf arrives. Saying st@lia MIGHT get back together in the future to the st@lia fandom who just had to watch their ship crash and burn (giving them false hope so that they won’t stop watching) is not the same as to literally confirm that Stydia is gong to be romantic and will be the focal point of next season.
But keep telling yourself that if that makes you sleep better and night. But just remember when stydia is happening not to start crying cause the show runner literally warned you guys but you piss babies are so in denial when stydia start dating, and even marry each other y’all still gonna call it “fanbaiting”. "
* DUDE, STYDIA IS STILL FANON. HARD FOR IT TO BE CANON IF DYLAN WILL BE MISSING FOR MOST OF THE SEASON.
AND DON'T YOU START WEEPING WHEN YOU REALISE JEFF DAVIS PISSED ALL OVER YOUR SHIP TOO.
MARRY EACH OTHER ? . . . OH DEAR, YOU REALLY ARE ON THE SPECIAL CRACK, AREN"T YOU ?
8- "Anonymous asked:
Why would you say those things on the hollywood life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) ? You were kind of mean. And so was antimarrish. "
"How many times do I have to say this I never wrote anything on that poll. I don’t even know where the hell that site is and couldn’t care less. Someone must have used my username to make me look bad or something but I can assure you if I have something to say it won’t be on an irrelevant ass online poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#seriously wtf why is someone pretending to be me
* IT'S NOT LIKE WE SAID STUFF YOU NEVER SAY. HELL, WE COPY/PASTED A TON OF YOUR COMMENTS. WE JUST THOUGHT MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE WHAT A WONDERFUL, DELIGHTFUL PERSON YOU REALLY ARE . . .
9- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgameSeason6 "
"#MarrishIsDeaderThanAllisonArgent"
#gtfo my ask box parrish is not even there anymore #and marrish is dead move on
* NICE USE OF A POPULAR DECEASED CHARACTER TO MAKE YOUR POINT.
10- "Anonymous asked:
GIRL DID HEAR THE NEWS??? RY*AN KELLY IS MOST LIKELY LEAVING. PARRISH/MARRISH IS GONNA DIEEEEEEE AND IM SO ALIVE! "
"I JUST SAW IT OH MY GOD IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE IT. IF HE SERIOUSLY LEFT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. BYE BYE BYE"
* AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING WRONG ? OH WAIT, I HAD THE STRANGEST SENSE OF DEJA VU . . .
11- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgameSeason6 "
"#MarrishIsSoDeadItMakesAllisonArgentSeemAlive"
#how many times are you going to send me this rat
* YOU KEEP RESPONDING, I'LL KEEP SENDING THEM TO YOU.
12- "Anonymous asked:
#BringBackSterek "
"Who?"
* YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE SHOW ACTUALLY HAD GOOD RATINGS . . .?
13- "I have so many messages and I promise I will respond as soon as possible i’m just so busy with college right now and work but don’t think i’m ignoring you I will try to answer each one of them except those ugly hate messages.. To those who have nothing better to do than to fill my inbox with hate fucking come off anon and fight me bitch bye"
* BUT YOU KEEP ANSWERING OUR MESSAGES TOO . . . (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง
5- "We all should trend #anyonebutparrish or #killparrish world wide lmao and i’m not even joking"
"We’re trending #AnyoneButParrish on tuesday. Like this post if you want to participate.I’m gonna post the different timezones soon."
"I’m gonna arrange the anti parrish trend this week it’s gonna be lit…it’s time to let the wirters and everyone know we’re sick of this creep:D y’all be here for #anyoneonebutparrish / #killparrish"
* You’re in no position to say that another ship has never sailed when yours is only fabricated in your toxic minds ???????????? there you go again, calling Jordan a “pedo"… now I know Stydiots only have a half working brain, but come on. I know you can do better than this, feller :D
* ???????????????? you know your ship is dead when you have to pathetically resort to trending a juvenile hashtag just make your nonexistent ship relevant ???????????? Stydia shippers like you are cancer.
* KillParrish? That’s really pathetic, cunt. There’s a reason why this Fandom is so toxic. It’s “fans” like you who make it so. Hating a character because of a ship is border line retarded.
* Well when you act like a cunt you get called a cunt :) teenager? She’s a fucking adult. You moron. She’s 18; a legal adult. Before your Stydiot ass starts: no, she’s not still a minor because she’s still in school. Those two “laws” that you idiots throw around are put forward by dip shits who have no understanding of the law. Jordan isn’t connected to the school on any way. Lydia isn’t a minor because she’s still a senior - 19 yet … that law is for child support. Not relationships.
Name one time he has tried anything to “get in her pants”! He’s had HALLUCINATIONS; Lydia called out to HIM. They haven’t effected how he treats her or is around her. Throughout the entire show he’s the only one who hasn’t let her down, yelled at her, spoke down to her.
I mean, sure. Go ahead and trend it. It won’t prove anything another than the fact that you’re a bunch of pathetic cunts. That are salty because their ship isn’t happening. I’ll see you at the end of this season when Stydia hasn’t happened and Marrish has ;)
* WE COULDN'T LET THIS GO WITHOUT A REPLY.
"Anonymous asked:
#anyonebutstiles and #killstiles "
"You must be really bored,sweetie…but yeah Jeff is totally going to kill off Stiles, a fan favorite and keep your irrelevant hot dog alive.
Oh, wait… Pervish is already dead. Nice try, Jan."
* OH LOOK, ANOTHER MARCIA BRADY GIF. SO ORIGINAL.
"If pedo-parrish is the one who carries Lydia out of eichen house Jeff davis better turn his fucking location on
I’m tired of assholes getting the credit for saving Lydia when it’s always Stiles who saved her………
First Jackson and now the dog?
Listen, Jeff
you :) better :) fucking :) not :)))"
* LOL. SO WHO CARRIED HER OUT AGAIN ? . . .THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS PARRISH. ROFL.
6- "Anonymous asked:
"Oh, wait… Pervish is already dead" I think you meant stydia is dead, since Stiles and Lydia have only been in the same room ONCE in the last two episodes. You can really feel the love !! "
"Sorry, what was that?
I can’t hear your over Jeff confirming stydia in season 6"
"I said in an interview recently that episode 16 starts two characters down a path that's been building for a long time . . . and it becomes a focal point of seaon 6" (Jeff Davis)
" and Holland confirming that Stiles LOVES Lydia.."
"Now that the girl (Stiles) loves is out of an asylum..." (Holland Roden)
"while Ry*an is not even confirmed for season 6 and even if he is Lydia is not gonna date a dead old ass man."
* AND JEFF AND HOLLAND ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH . . . LIKE DANNY RETURNING. LIKE DEREK RETURNING . . . .YEP, YOU CAN RELY ON THEM . . .
1- "Anonymous asked:
That Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) has been taken over by trolls. The comment section on polldaddy has comments supposedly left by you and other well known marrish haters. Why ?! "
"By me???? Lmao, I didn’t even know about that poll until you just mentioned it. I have better things to do than to waste my time on an online poll, sorry."
* I STILL AM AMAZED THAT SO MANY STYDIOTS GOT PULLED INTO THIS. SO MANY STARTED COMMENTING ON THE POLL. IT REALLY DOES PAY TO POKE THE BEAR SOMETIMES.
2- "Anonymous asked:
Is Ry*an Kelly really leaving the show ? Or, is he just in one episode of Lucifer ? I've heard different takes on this. Is there any confirmation of him leaving ? "
"I don’t know and I think we won’t know until the end of 5b if he left or not because they don’t wanna spoil anything."
"But I have a strong feeling that Parrish won’t be in season 6 "
* AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING WRONG ?
"I wanted to say thank you, thank you for being a bad bitch and slaying all the M@rrish shippers with your come backs. I love you. Please, keep doing this. You rock, girl. #saynotomarrish "
"DAYUM YOU'RE GOOD AT COMEBACKS LIKE YOU BURN ALL THESE PEOPLE YOUR PAGE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE. YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE STYDIA FANDOM. "
* OH LOOK . THE MESSAGES YOU SENT YOURSELF FROM YOUR OTHER BLOG. KUDOS.
3- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgame "
" Sure,Jan."
* YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF A GOOD MARCIA BRADY GIF.
4- "Anonymous asked:
0.76 ratings for the latest Teen Wolf episode. It looks like not even the (brief) return of a fan favourite can save the show. Not a lot of stydia shippers with ratings boxes either, it seems. Not that we've seen a lot of stydia since the fan-baiting episode. Practically zero, in fact. "
"Last episode forced more m@rrish garbage on us while Lydia was acting completely ooc. So,no wonder why the ratings are in the toilet. Not even queen Crystal could change this.
Jeff will realize soon that only canon stydia can save this show. I don’t mean episodes like 5x16 where they only hint at Stydia. I mean Stiles and Lydia finally dating,kissing,making love ect. That’s when people will tune in and tw gets it’s viewers back."
* OR MOST OF THE FANDOM COULD BE ARSED ABOUT STYDIA . . . ? MORE STYDIA MEANS LOWER RATINGS. YOU ARE NOT STEREK. DEAL WITH IT.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
STYDIOTS KILLED THIS FANDOM - 10 years ago
Whee!!!!
STYDIOTS ARE THE KOOL-AID AT A CULT MEETING - 10 years ago
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WTF. Why are our messages showing up as spam again ?
WE ARE NOT CANNED PRECOOKED MEAT !!!
For any fellow trolls on tylerposets polls, we are now exclusively over here and our own blogs. Goldie and her trollettes wouldn't come out to play, so . . . here we are.
And with the "STYDIA IS ENDGAME !!!!!!" being screamed out by the stydiots, it's a great time to be a troll. So much new material we can use. Feel free to share the idiotic crap that the stydiots are saying. We could all do with a good laugh.
"They were desperate as fuck now that none of their shitty ships like marrish, stalia, steter or pydia weren’t happening and they ACTUALLY tried to blame a fandom instead of crappy writing and creative decisions. I’ve never seen such jealousy.
And yeah queerbaiting was bad. It has nothing to do with shipping, I don’t like sterek much and yet I hate that queerbaiting ever occurred because you know, I’M queer. If only they ever had the ability to comprehend anything beyond ships.." (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
DUDE, THEY HAD THE CHOICE OF SHIPS THEY COULD HAVE GONE WITH . . . . AND THEY WENT FOR THE ONE THAT HAS ZERO CHEMISTRY AND IS DESPISED BY OVER HALF THE FANDOM. MOSTLY DUE TO IT'S SHIPPERS.
" . . . If only they ever had the ability to comprehend anything beyond ships . . . . SERIOUSLY,BITCH ???
"Breaking down the script page, Davis explains why Lydia, of all people, is the one who manages to hold onto Stiles’ memory the longest when everyone else starts forgetting him: “They have something special,” Davis says of Stiles and Lydia. “We decided that this is the place to show that they’ve gone from a simple crush to friends to something deeper.” (Entertainment Weekly)
Oh dear God. We couldn't have Sterek but we are going to have Stydiot. You're just lucky that this is the final series, Jeff.
Still, for us trolls this should be a wonderful season.
* We welcome any pissed off Marrish and Stalia shippers. Please feel free to join us as we rain down hell on the stydiot fandom.
* ROLL ON SEASON 6 !!
HA HA HA.
Poor Will Wallace is having to field questions on "fan service" on his twitter account. Ever since an early copy of that EW article came out, with that "stydia" script, the stydiots have been accepting that with all the grace and dignity that they are known for (LOL), and the stalia-marrish-sterek shippers have been pissed. Stalia was dropped, and marrish hints were never fulfilled so they could have . . . bucket of vomit . . . I mean, stydia.
* isn’t the sixth and FINAL season way too late for a ship to become canon that wasn’t meant to be canon but might be bc of fan service…?
* It's only fan service if you don't agree with it (Oh, Will Wallace. This is why 90 % of the fandom LOVES you.)
* I'm saying bye, bye Will! I hope that the fanservice and leaving Scott behind for that horrible ship works :)
THE LAST SEASON IS GOING TO BE A SHIT FEST, BOYS AND GIRLS.
Huh. The Entertainment Weekly article seems to be legit. Stydia is hinted at, but wether that's the FINAL script . . .anyway, stydia isn't going to get the show un-cancelled.
Keep sucking on Jeff Davis dick, stydiots. I'm sure he's not laughing at you or anything.
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. . . . BECAUSE HE'S A GIFT !!!!!!!
"tylerposet you and stilesbanshee need to get that post out of the Scott tag. No one goes to the Scott tag to read Stydia posts. Also, Goldie you should know better. Talking about Scott for two sentences and then derailing into a completely Stydia based crack theory doesn’t warrant tagging it as Scott McCall. " (otherbully1)
"gurl did i post that shit? you think imma post anything else than scott in the scott tag after making fifty posts about how it should be scott and scott only?
if its in the scott tag and you want it out ask OP not me just bc my name is in the post i can do almost nothing to change the tags since its not my post???? i didnt fucking tag that shit????
im pretty sure kay would untag it if you just ask it" (tylerposet)
#billie sometimes you #make #me fucking angry when you accuse me of shit you came up with yourself
I YEAR AGO, THE BITCH POSSE FRIENDSHIP STARTED SHOWING IT'S FIRST CRACKS.
* but i look forward to stydia finding out parrish is evil
i look forward to them finding out parrish attacked theo and stiles and stiles being overprotective again and telling her to stay away from him
i look forward to lydia wanting to fight parrish because he hurt stiles
i look forward to stydia ending parrish
LOL LOL LOL I LOVE HOW WRONG GOLDIE WAS !!!
* Once again bringing up that it was confirmed on Wolf Watch that Lydia is in fact still 17!
WRONG AGAIN !!
* scott mccall? still a beter alpha than true teen abuser derek hale :)
Teen wolf? Doing even better without Derek Hale/Tyler Hoechlin.
Tyler Hoechlin…. ????????❗????????❌⁉ nowhere to be found. Looks like he is finally letting his talent lead his career.
THE SHOW STARTED TANKING AFTER HOECHLIN LEFT. AND HIS CAREER SEEMS FINE, WITH A MOVIE AND SUPERGIRL.
* Marrish shippers say that it's not creepy because Lydia is legal. They don't get that the only reason Lydia is 18 right now is because they had to make her legal for marrish to even be brought up. Yeah it's technically legal, but it shouldn't be. Her birthday isn't until March or something. Also, Parrish is also 30, he shouldn't be pursuing her.
OMG ! PARRISH IS 25-26. STYDIOTS.
* Don’t you just love when your ship is endgame? (you-make-me-wander.tumblr.com)
* @jeff davis. im so sorry for have doubted of you and for all the horrible things i said in the past, i hope u can forgive me (stydiaobriens.tumblr.com)
* to anyone and everyone that has ever said stydia is fan service or that stydia shippers are delusional: how are you? how does it feel being completely and utterly wrong? (thelonelymoonblogs.tumblr.com)
1- Thanks antimarrish for our new tag. We're taking it.
2- Apparently someone had an early copy of Entertainment Weekly with a season 6 script extract. A hint of stydiot in it. Now the stydiot fandom has lost what's left of their goddamn minds.
3- I'm sure the whole thing is not FAKE or anything . . .
4- Now the stydiots are all sucking Jeff Davis's dick, like they're five dollar hookers.
5- No one actually cares wether stydiot is endgame.
6- The shows been cancelled, dudes.
7- Congratulations stydiots, at not being a big enough ship to keep the show afloat. Nice ratings you gave us.
8- Thanks for killing off the fandom, with your incessant bitching and bullying of every other ship.
9- Really, thanks for turning the fandom into one huge ship war.
10- You can all eat a bag of dicks.
11- Apparently you're all starting with Jeff Davis's dick.
12- We all hope you choke on it.
13- But I'm sure that will happen when the ratings come out.
14- A test pattern will rate higher than this pile of shit.
15- . . . . and we're done.
P.S. marrishitty, we appreciate all the " kind" messages you sent to ALL our blogs. But we are NOT sending you any monkey porn. No matter how much you beg for it. Take up knitting instead.
"can you guys believe Teen wolf season 6 is going to be straight up stydia fanfiction "(wellsjahasghost.tumblr.com)
So, the final season is going to be boring, badly written and make us want to hurl ?
HA ! OMG, Jen ! We so should !
Remember this gem from Goldie ?
"Anonymous: can we like petition to kill parrish please like everyone just put their urls down on one post"
yes yes fucking kill parrish fucking MURDER PARRISH
"#KillParrish"
AND HER OPINION ON RYAN KELLEY ?
"He’s a disgusting fuckboy lol"
OR THIS
"Anonymous: oh my god there are people who actually think Marrish is endgame. I'm serious they really think it's gonna happen, that is beyond sad I'm not even kidding it is SAD. Can we have a moment, to mourn the stupid?"
its like people saying sterek is endgame ????
OR STYDIA IS ENDGAME . . .* cough *
Wow. It was only a year ago that tylerposet called all Marrish shippers "disgusting whores ". We were so happy with that , we actually named our blog that. Shame we deleted it.
Maybe we should resurrect it, in time for Season 6.
Pssst . . . #StydiaKilledOffTeenWolf . . . . pass it on.
OMG ! THIS IS CLASSIC STYDIA FIC :
"LOVE IS LIKE A FART, an anti stdia fic
How Stdia looks or should look or whatever, according to their shippers – a big drama in one shitty act. Inspired by the most annoying posts made religiously by the die hard fanatic stdia shippers and anti Stalia/Marrish cuties – thank you guys, without your hateful existence, I would not write it, kisses :**** It’s a form of my personal catharsis and I am not sorry.
Disclaimer for stdia fans: It’s an anti stdia/anti Stiles fic. It’s a satire and a parody of the most annoying behaviors of the fanatic part of the stdia fandom that simply piss me off. I repeat, it’s about the fanatic part of stdia fandom, not about everyone who likes this ship, because, yes, I’m aware there are cool stdia fans. I personally know TWO of them :) But yeah, if you’re a stdia fan, you’re free to feel offended. On the other hand, I don’t know why are you reading it, because it’s tagged as anti s t y d i a and should not appear even in the search tag, but whatever, suit yourself.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably a shit – TW fandom (minus stdia shippers) said but nobody listened, because the fandom is mean and salty and irrelevant to this story. And they all are awful bastards and don’t watch the show. " (trolling-since-chernobyl.tumblr.com)
GO OVER AND READ THIS MASTERPIECE NOW !!!
* taps mic * Is this on ?
. . . anyway, the Teen Wolf fandom is dying. No new promos. No news. No-one cares.
Troll Central will stay open for Season 6, don't worry. Then we'll head off to greener pastues. Jen and Kate are already involved in other fandoms, anyway.
On with the baiting . . . . #SteterIsTheRealEndgame
"Lol, oddly enough, the one outcome I think everyone could agree with." (staleaveusalone.tumblr.com)
YOU SEE ! STETER DOES HAVE A FOLLOWING !
#SteterIsTheRealEndgame
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! No." (spookyflashlight.tumblr.com)
“Water is dry.” (yoncebanshee.tumblr.com)
"True tho" (xthe-dreamerx.tumblr.com)
ALSO THIS:
"Anonymous sent: "#the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls#anti marrish#anti stalia" OMG ! WE GOT OUR OWN TAG !!! (Psst, you forgot #anti sterek, #anti steter and #anti pydia)"
"Oh honey. Bitching about you in one tag isn’t the same as dedicating one to your deluded ass ???? why don’t ya stop flattering yourself and maybe, I dont know, see how many posts there are in “your tag”? ;)"
(antimarrish.tumblr.com)
Hmmm . . . #the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls . . . I say we use this tag from now on. Thanks, antimarrish.
. . . anyway, this is the message we're sending the stydiots today.
#SteterIsTheRealEndgame
Let's see what replies we get. Send the message everywhere, minions !!
HA HA HA ! Jen, polldaddy thinks you're spam !
"I want him to get like an evil role something like norman bates played by freddie highmore idk i just think he is capable of pulling that off"
Yep, Goldie is smoking the good stuff if she thinks TP is a great actor.
ooops, comment cut off. Let's try again
"Anonymous: Since teen wolf is ending , what kind of projects could you see next for tyler posey? I would love to see him on how to get away with murder or even shadowhunters. Personally I would love to see him in roles that show off his range. I loveeeee tyler as cupcake prince to good for this world scott mccall but I want to also see what tyler own a role that is so un-scott . He would be great as a shy timid wall flower , sensitive bad boy, sarcastic genius, even a rich fuck boy. Tv needs tyler
From tylerposet blog :
"Anonymous: Since teen wolf is ending , what kind of projects could you see next for tyler posey? I would love to see him on how to get away with murder or even shadowhunters. Personally I would love to see him in roles that show off his range. I loveeeee tyler as cupcake prince to good for this world scott mccall but I want to also see what tyler own a role that is so un-scott . He would be great as a shy timid wall flower , sensitive bad boy, sarcastic genius, even a rich fuck boy. Tv needs tyler
Oh look. antimarrish HAS been getting our messages (congrats on the Stydiot Award btw). We now have our very own unique tag !
"#the marrishit Internet stalker/harasser trolls"
* is secretly proud of all our hard work *
Jen ! Time to wake up the stydiots with a new set of asks. Let's go !
"Anonymous: funny how you preach that us other shippers bully you guys and attack you just over what you ship yet you've never in your life been nice to anyone that didn't ship what you did. lmao hypocrisy at it's finest"
"i have friends who hate stydia" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
I THOUGHT BILLIE KICKED HER ASS TO THE KERB ?
" To all who said " Stydia isn't endgame" (antimarrish.tumblr.com)
. . . . . this is how you photoshop Lydia's lipstick onto Stile's mouth.
. . . . . feel free to kiss my magnificent Alpha ass. See you all in Season 6.
antimarrish has officially run out of ideas.
"lmfao sugar child you are not going to fight back because you can not fight back. it is the truth and you just got burned like parrish did years ago.
have a fun time shipping lydia with someone who has been dead for years. or with a dog shaped demon from hell who pushed himself inside the body of a dead men. must be hard to know you are that fucked up in the head.
have a not nice day."
She reposted this wonderful piece of pure bitchiness from tylerposet . . . . from SIX MONTHS AGO.
1- THAT argument was lost by the stydiots months ago. Parrish is obviously still alive. Who else is he when the Hellhound is not in control ??
2- You don't get to say that THIS poll is too old to talk about, when you reblog crap that was settled SIX MONTHS ago.
3- STYDIOT is still not canon.
4-Teen Wolf has now been cancelled. There will be about a dozen viewers to watch the last season of this crap fest.
5- WE are only here for the trolling. Not because of the brilliant scripts and acting.
. . . . . . SIX MONTHS AGO !!
No luck at finding marrishitty, but we did send the message out
** Hollywood Life trolls here. We are looking for the stydia troll, marrishitty. Anyone know her ? We look forward to a rematch.
"This is a very productive use of your time"
SO, IT'S NOT RONGASM.
** The Hollywood Life poll trolls are looking for the troll, marrishitty. Is that u ?
"Yeah, you found me. Because I like to spend all my life sitting on some dumb ass poll that doesn’t matter, trolling equally as dumb people. ????????"
IT COULD BE STYDIOT.
** Anonymous: The Hollywood Life trolls are looking for the stydiot who calls herself marrishitty. Is that you ?
"wtf are hollywood life trolls and what is marrishitty?"
DAMN, WE WERE HOPING IT WAS TYLERPOSET.
** Anonymous: lol. I think the "hollywood life trolls" are that bunch of trolls who now live on the polldaddy comment section on this Hollywood Life poll (hollywoodlife(.)com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/). They've been there for over 6 months (and I think Jen & Kate trolled some of your polls before). No idea who marrishitty is .
"omg looool i don’t even have time to feed my parrot"
THANKS HELPFUL ANON. ALSO, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THAT PARROT. FEED IT !!!
Anyway, Kate was messaged on one of her blogs again by " marrishitty". I don't know if ur the real one, but u sure sound like it. Come on over here if u wanna play.
We don't bite.
. we may destroy you emotionally, however.
On the " send every stydiot a hashtag" front . . .
** #SterekIsEndgame #SteterIsEndgame #PydiaIsEndgame #MarrishIsEndgame #PetopherIsEndgame #AnythingButStydiaIsEndgame
"petopher doesn't have anything to do with stydia tho....why you hit me up with this old ass ships... and why do you only write in hashtags that's just wrong man..."
* #IDONTKNOWWHATYOUMEAN #WHATHASHTAGS? *
"The fact that you took the time to put this in my inbox because you hate Stydia that much honestly just makes it better that the ship you hate is gonna be endgame so seriously
I didn’t think anything could make me enjoy stydia endgame more than I already do but… god bless you, you made it happen.
#this MADE MY DAY #I'm in such a good mood I'm gonna go put on makeup and get a coffee "
"#ArgenstockIsEndgame
(that’s Chris Argent/Bobby Finstock for those of you who don’t know. It has nine pics on AO3. Surprisingly popular. About as likely to happen as any of those ships)
#trolls are fun #yay trolls "
** #SteterSeason6 & #EndgameSteterSeason6
" aca-scuse me ?"
"More like #catheter since you’re gonna have to stick it uo your ass. Good bye."
"#stydiaiscannonseason6"
"ah yes #twowhitemen my all time otp"
"Lmao tru"
"steter sounds like some sort of erection"
"what the fuck lmao ew"
"#No #StydiaSeason6 " (replied with " #No #SteterSeason6 #TO INFINITY ") "#No #StydiaSeason6 #TO HELL AND BACK" (replied with " #No #SteterSeason6 #UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE or WHEN TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT") "#No #StydiaSeason6 #until forever. And now u better stay away from me"
** #CoachFinstock/GreenbergEndgame
"If Greenberg actually exists, then hell no. Finstock’s an adult. As far as we know, Greenberg isn’t."
"Now that’s more like it!"
"My otp"
"Omg definitely can we get this trending?"
"#AntiPedophilia"
"That’s the real OTP right there, let’s be honest."
* THIS IS AN ACTUAL SHIP ?? WE WERE JUST DOING THIS FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES *
** #MarrishEndgameSeason6
"trolls are getting funny lmfao"
* WE DO STAND UP IN OUR SPARE TIME *
" You could NOT have possibly sent me anything funnier right now. "
" NO BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT'S ENDGAME ? IT'S STYDIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE !!!! BOY GET YOU CRUSTY ASS BURNT POTATO OUTTA HERE"
** #StaliaEndgameSeason6 #MarrishEndgameSeason6
"#why yall like thisssss"
** STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER ! STETER !
"ew, St*ter is kinda gross considering Peter’s daughter is the same age as Stiles, and dated him."
** #PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire
"nasty
#that's a troll ppl #not me u fats "
** #PydiaEndgameSeason6
"i just vomited a little in my mouth"
** #StaliaEndgame
"k "
** #ClarkKent/LewisLaneOTP & #ClarkKent/LewisLaneEndgame
"why are you so ugly tho."
"donation link’s in the sidebar, can’t miss it, so make sure you deposit the $50 you owe me in reparations! :) "
"HER NAME IS FUCKING LOIS LANE."
"Will the sterek fandom grow the fuck up and stop erasing an iconic comic book female for your white boy fetus ship. You’re fucking disgusting"
* LOL THANKS HOECHLIN FOR JOINING SUPERGIRL. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE NEW FANDOM WE CAN TROLL *
So, dd any of the stydiots appreciate their awards ? No ?
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. . . ungrateful gits.
And to think, we went to all the trouble of adding STYDIOT to Urban Dictionary
(although tylerposet liked it : "The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness.Well this part is kinda right but like .. I don’t see how this is negative .." LOL) and renaming this site TROLLDADDY went down well (#'trolldaddy' #i like that #that's quite clever actually)
I did find this gem on TVLine:
"And the final season is going to be all about STYDIA. Wow. That’s amazing. I can’t wait. I have actually been waiting for this my entire life.
This is why Jeff Davis is a gift. This is why he has a bright future in the industry. This is why we love him.
This is why the show rates so highly. . . .(SARCASM DETECTED)"
LOL FOREVER.
Ugh, when did the Teen Wolf fandom become so boring ?
Between the stydiots crowing over " STYDIA ENDGAME " (JC, give it a rest) , and the stydiots shitting all over the stalia and marrish shippers (threatened much ?), and radio silence from the TW set, it's sooooo fucking booooring !!
Then there's this gem :
"I keep seeing this around Tumblr and I’d be remiss if I didn’t say something very important.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!
The fact that Malia only kept thinking to contact Stiles was asinine (and creepy) enough, but then coupled with the fact that she didn’t even text Scott to let him know The Desert Wolf was at their house? Or Mama McCall? Heiffa turning your phone off only cuts off your communication. PUT IT ON SILENT!
Because by not communicating, you didn’t let the rest of your so called pack know that your mom was currently in your house trying to kill you. And while I get that she thought she was keeping them safe by not getting them involved, what it really did was lead to a false sense of security.
Which is why Stiles “Supernatural? What’s that? Just a normal day of going over to Scott’s house!” Stilinski felt perfect fine to stroll in through the front door and right in front of the Desert Wolf’s gun.
This show loves to pat itself on the back for being reckless all the time, but Malia’s entire storyline did nothing but show how incompetent and selfish she really is and now she’s got more power to throw it around." (staleaveusalone.tumblr.com)
*
I've never actually wanted to throw an entire fandom off a cliff before, but . . .
Sorry about the radio silence. Haven't left the fandom (what's left of it). But am running several anti stydia blogs now. So, forgot about Troll Central. Sorry guys.
And Kate has been busy sending messages to the stydiots. We'll see what responses we got later.
And tylerposet is pissing people off. which only happens on days ending in Y.
* kylosolc:
"i love how st*dia fans won’t even let ppl be anti toward their ship now that it’s about to be canon as if they weren’t totally anti toward stalia and marrish when they were canon like ?? lmao ok im gonna hate ur ship no matter what
if we don’t put anti shit in the st*dia tag dont put st*dia appreciation shit in the anti tag like .. "
"marrish was never canon what dumb shit r you on? and everyone with brains would know stalia was temporary. we told yall a million times." (/tylerposet.tumblr.com)
MARRISH WAS AS CANON AS STYDIA IS NOW . . . wait for it . . .
* Um, stop…pls
the-nerd-loser:
"Why whenever I go to look at Marrish posts my feed is all hate. I love TW, you love TW, just cuz we ship different people doesn’t mean you have to bash my otp. Instead of wasting your time and effort hating on Marrish, go support your ship. This goes for any tv show, I will try and respect your opinions, but there is no need to attack me or my fellow shippers."
"because marrish is wrong and gross it’s more of a social problem than ship hate" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
IN OTHER WORDS, WE DON'T WANT TO SHARE THIS FANDOM WITH ANYONE ELSE. GO AWAY YOU BIG MEANIES OR I'LL STAMP MY FOOT. AND HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE. (Not to be advised doing stydiots, as the rest of the fandom would probably let you all die . . .).
* Stop it.
babymalia:
"You know what would be nice?
If fucking stdiots would stop tagging #stydia at Stalia and Marrish tag.
Like I see them bitching to Stalia and Marrish shippers but they freaking do it aswell.
Ya’ll don’t even know how much it pisses me off.Jesus stay at your tag.
You know what else is nice?
Stdiots bringig Stalia and Marrish down just so they can bring their toxic and shitty ship up.
Stop.
(Stydia shippers and stdiots are not the same.So this shouldn’t offend any Stydia shipper unless they do it.) "
"When someone who ships marrish and stalia talks about toxic shitty ships.
It’s like a vegatarian is saying how gross non-vegetarians are for not wanting to eat meat. Honey … it’s you who don’t eat the meat.
Also when you have to come up with a hate word against a group of people who like a ship but cry about ship hate.
Your dad cummed hypocrisy inside your mothers vjayjay when you wr made I guess." (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
STAY CLASSY, GOLDIE. YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHAT A STYDIOT TRULY IS.
. . . I hope you and the last 4 viewers enjoy the last season of Teen Wolf.
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
29- "Anonymous sent: #EndgamePydia #PydiaBetterThanStydia #LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree"
"targaryeins replied:
Pydia is even worse than Marrish… and Marrish is fucking terrible"
"hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag, its these marrish ‘trolls’ who constantly stalk us and send us stuff."
* " . . . hey, i suggest you block next time you get a creepy hastag . . ."
#CREEPY HASHTAG
30- "Anonymous sent: Hi. Glad to see you back. I only just discovered your blog. It's hilarious. And I think I've encountered those Hollywood Life trolls. I got some weird hashtag messages about ships I despised. And they're still talking shit on that poll. And keep posting stydia stuff that they then trash. WTF."
" NICE TRY."
* DAMN, SHE'S ON TO US . . . . ONLY TOOK 6 MONTHS. PROBABLY QUICK FOR A STYDIOT.
** And that's it for antimarrish. We'd like to thank her for her many, many, many contributions to trolling in this fandom. On equal footing with tylerposet in that regard.
Thanks for playing. Thanks to your .. . err . . .. alter ego, marrishitty. We will miss your poetry.
No, really.
Here's your prize, antimarrish/marrishitty:
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. . . too soon ?
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
27-
guys, this is why i love the fandom so much! we are endgame and even if we aren’t, we have each other and a common love for the greatest ship on tw
this is the end of an era :’’’’
#anti marrish #anti marrish fandom #stydia #stydia fandom #MARRISHITTY CLAN I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU #U ARE HEROES
* ARE YOU STILL PRETENDING N-O-T TO BE MARRISHITTY ?? WHY ?? THAT WAS SOME EXCELLENT TROLLING. U COULD ALMOST BE ONE OF US.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US . . . .
28- "Anonymous sent: people are pretending to be you on the poll AGAIN..."
"GUYS. I DO NOT COMMENT ON HOLLYWOODLIFE OR POLLDADDY!!!
and im sick of talking about it. i have a life unlike marrishits
and wtf, someone commented anti marrish things PRETENDING TO BE ME? YOU MARRISH “TROLLS” ARE BEYOND FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP HARASSING OTHERS ONLINE! STOP PRENTEDNING TO BE US, STALKING US, SENDING US MESSAGES AND TALKING ABOUT US!! is there no limit to your obsessiveness???
this was not me for fucks sake"
* antimarrish
Oh look, another marri@hit glorifying paedophilia. Go slither back into your sewer, and take Deputy pervish with you.
* antimarrish
wtf. Just a couple of hours ago, the no vote was 10 %. Now it’s 25 % !! Go away trolls !
* antimarrish
Okay, I admit it. I’ve been lying to you on my tumblr. Everything I’ve said about Parrish is completely untrue. But I don’t care. You marrish*ts can all go and get stuffed !
*antimarrish
If you guys want to join in, we’ll try to trend #KillParrishIn2016 on February 9! :)
* antimarrish
In 5A when most of the hallucinations happened lydia was 17. So, Parrish is just a nasty pedo. Suck it, marrish*ts.
* antimarrish
Why has Parrish suddenly leapt up to 30 % ? Are the marrish trolls here too ?!!
* antimarrish
WHY IS THE NO VOTE 63 % ?!!!! AM I THE ONLY STYDIA SHIPPER VOTING ? YOU ALL SUCK !
* antimarrish
C’mon stydia shippers ! We can win all the polls here. Even if we have to bot. Let’s do it !
* antimarrish
So . . . . .how did trending #MarrishIsCanonIn2016 go ? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Stick to drooling over your pedo ship.
* antimarrish
I DON’T CARE IF WE’RE USING BOTS. THE PEDO SHIP MARRISH HAS TO GO !!
* antimarrish
oh look, one of the pedo shippers has crawled out from under a rock. Or, are you one of the stalia shippers ? Why would Stiles stay with some mongrel coyote when he has the goddess Lydia waiting for him ?
* antimarrish
Guys, let’s trend on twitter #KillParrish2016 on Feb 9 !
* antimarrish
It’s a real pity you can’t say any rude words here. Because I have a few for all the marrish*ts.
Like , you f***ing b*tches, I hope you all *** ****** by a ****** *****.
Love and kisses. ❤❤❤
* antimarrish
WE DON’T CHEAT !!! And Bamon used a bot. That’s why they won over us. They are not a popular enough ship to have won otherwise. We will turn this around. AND JEFF DAVIS SAID STYDIA WOULD BE CANON IN SEASON 6. Go troll somewhere else !!! (ง’̀-‘́)ง
* antimarrish
Eww. Pervish is gross. And so are you if you ship marrish@t.
* antimarrish
OVER 60 % NO ?????????? What the hell happened ?? We were winning !! It’s just like marrish@ts to cheat. Keep voting YES !!!! STYDIA IS ENDGAME !! I’ll lick their salty tears when they lose !!!!
"anon, thanks for the links but leave the trolls alone to stew in their creepiness! we dont need their pressed asses now that stydia is happening :)"
#anti marrish fandom #this is fkn creepy#if the polls know when im talking about them... stop stalking my blog assholes!
* " . . . GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP HARASSING OTHERS ONLINE! STOP PRENTEDNING TO BE US, STALKING US, SENDING US MESSAGES AND TALKING ABOUT US!! . . "
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . HMMMM . . . . NO.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
26- "Anonymous sent: and now the stydias are typing hilarious poetry!!"
"i love this fandom!!!"
* marrishitty 2 -
between sentient memes
and disturbed screams
text faces claiming to be the universe
and some antistydia failure typing a dumb verse
between someone talking about their genetics
and the disappearing of morals and ethics
between girls obsessed with animal porn
and stydia shippers crying bc stiles and lydia are so lovelorn
everyone on that poll secretly knew
that stydia is endgame, even u, boo ;)
* marrishitty 2 -
GOOD POETRY:
roses are pink
the sky is blue
if ur an animal
jen and kate wanna do you :)
* marrishitty 2 -
marrishers are delusional
bing bing bing
lydia is in a white gown
its hers and stiles' wedding
* marrishitty 2 -
lydia martins hair is red
stiles hair is black
anyone with common sense
knows theyre gonna frack
* marrishitty 2 -
ur a bitch
shes full of hate
they are psychotic
stiles and lydia are on a date
* marrishitty 2 -
paper is white
ally a we all miss
youre in denial
if u think stydia wont kiss
* marrishitty 2 -
fandoms are insane
peace is symbolized by a white dove
kira yukimura has to return
and stiles and lydia are in love
* YEP, UR REAL POET LAUREATES. BUT IT WAS A GREAT DAY. AND PROVED STYDIOTS ARE BIGGER TROLLS THAN WE ARE.
27- "the iconic marrishitty clan has left the poll :(
seriously!! this one day needs to go down in the history of the fandom!!
fandom u can see their popcorn-worthy entertainment here (but don’t comment, let marrishits go back to talking to themselves, this is the #stayaway #avoid poll for the stydia fandom btw) (page 2 i think; it begins here:"
* marrishitty -
argue all u want stydia will happen bby :)
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yes this is my face. i am the the cute smiley meme face. i am now sentient. :)
"(trigger warning: constant mention of bestiality by the marrish trolls)
marrishitty clan, one of you messaged me on anon but if u wanna come off please do so i can personally thank u for your service
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antimarrish.tumblr.com
22- "Anonymous sent: FYI the trolls on the hollywoodlife poll have an experiment they're sending marrishendgame to as many stydia shippers to prove we reply with gifs, pity and calling pedo a pedo. Block!!!"
"shit son I have all the poll trolls’ ip addresses blocked so i never got the messages but the stydia fandom is apparently… GUYS IF YOU GET THE MESSAGE #marrishendgame BLOCK EM, THEY WILL BE SO FUCKING HELPLESS IT WILL BE HILARIOUS THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SPEW HATE ANYMORE AND WILL HAVE TO CRAWL BACK TO THEIR SHITHOLE POLL NO ONE CARES ABOUT"
* NINE MONTHS ON, YOU S-T-I-L-L FEED THE TROLLS. AND WE KEEP CHANGING THE MESSAGE WE SEND YOU GUYS. AND HALFOF YOU CRAWLED ONTO OUR SHITHOLE POLL TO LEAVE A COMMENT. YEP, WE'RE SO FUCKING HELPLESS OVER HERE.
23- "Anonymous sent: Marrish is life"
"stavosacosta replied:
well shit. i had no idea your life was so empty :/"
"an anon told me the poll trolls have an experiment where they send us the message #marrishendgame and see our reactions. If you get the message, straight up block and watch them cry. "
* WHY WOULD WE BE CRYING WHEN UR ALL SO FUCKING HILARIOUS ??
24- "Anonymous sent: new message trolls are sending. #StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016 block the rats forever please!!!!!"
"@ fandom
block the following messages if you get them:
#StydiaEndgameOrEndOfShow2016
#marrishendgame
#EndgameMarrish
#anythingbutstydia
#BringBackDerekHale
#SterekBetterThanStydia
#SterekRatedBetterThanStydia
#EndgameSterek
#EndgameSteter
#EndgamePydia
#PydiaBetterThanStydia
#MarrishEndgameSeason6
#EndgameMarrishSeason6
#FreakinAnythingBetterThanStydia
#LydiaNeedsParrish
#LydiaMartinDiesInFinalEpisode
#LydiaMartinWillDieAtEndOf5B
#MarrishVsStydiaCivilWar
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016
#anyonebutstiles
#killstiles
#ParrishWillLiveAndStilesWillDie
#NoDylanSeason6/#MarrishWillNowBeEndgame
#CancelTeenWolf
bored af creepy trolls who ship pydia/steter + other predatory ships and want lydia dead so stydia does not happen are constantly stalking your blogs and sending you messages. block their asses so they crawl back to their shithole poll. thank you anons for the info!!! "
#anti marrish#anti sterek#anti pydia#anti stalia
* THANKS SO MUCH FOR GIVING US THIS FREE PUBLICITY, GUYS. WHO KNEW THAT THIS LITTLE SHITHOLE POLL WOULD BE SO POPULAR ?
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016 AND #CancelTeenWolf TURNED OUT TO BE 100 % ACCURATE.
25- "Anonymous sent: just so you know, that poll? some stydias decided to answer and now it is just marrishits talking about animal porn.... WTF. plus in HL comments section there are loads of comments that sound like u and say antimarrish, just though u should know."
"HOLY SHIT!!!
ANON IT IS FULL OF MARRISHITS ONLY TALKING ABOUT MONKEY/PUPPY/PONY PORN WHAT THE FUCK ????? guys do not go on it, do your eyes and brains that favour.
ight… where are those of u saying marrish shippers are nice, normal ppl?
and links of people pretending to be me please? ty :) "
#anti marrish #WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
* WOW. YOU STYDIOTS ARE SO SENSITIVE. A FEW CUTE ANIMAL VIDS AND A WILDLIFE DOCO, AND U THINK IT'S PORN . . . WOW.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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antimarrish.tumblr.com
17- "Anonymous sent: "but if you want piss off antimarrish why don’t you rats do it yourselves? have fun trying to stay relevant xoxo". Oh, we are but we saw your comment over there and didn't want you to feel left out. And it's not about being relevant. We were just bored and nothings happening on 4chan, so . . . . ."
"stydiascoven replied:
4chan? Seriously? Is it 2004 again or something?
You guys act like the stydia fandom is pissed and up in arms about this, I literally just heard about this. No one gives a shit about who y’all think is endgame because it doosn’t matter, Jeff knows who is endgame and some dumb poll isn’t gonna change that. If stydia shippers were petty enough to care about that poll, you and I both know we would lead….
Repeat after me: The! stydia! fandom! does! not! see! marrish! as! a! threat!
* I MISS 4CHAN. THAT WAS A FUN PLACE.
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY SEE MARRISH AS A THREAT. SINCE YOU DEDICATE SO MUCH TIME CREATING HATE BLOGS ABOUT THE PAIR.
18-"Anonymous sent: I'm a little worried that the show keeps affirming that Lydia is 18. Why would they need to do that if stydia is endgame. I just don't trust Jeff Davis anymore. Surely even he wouldn't have marrish....right ?"
"rongasm replied:
THE WORST PART FOR ME IS THAT SHE ISN’T EVEN 18, THERE’S NO FREAKING WAY BECAUSE THEN SHE’D BE TURNING 19 IN MARCH AND SO WOULD STILES, AND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF TWO 19-YEAR-OLDS STILL BEING HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS.
I mean, I suppose M@rrish could still happen? They could have a fling. But it could also be Jeff excusing his actions to the audience (and Parrish’s). Like, it’s okay that I’m writing sex scenes with/having this character lust after Lydia, cuz she’s 18, so she’s a legal adult.…yeah okay. "
* WOW KATE. YOU ARE THE QUEEN AT GETTING THE STYDIOTS TO RESPOND.
SHOW SAYS SHES 18. IT IS NOW CANON. DEAL WITH IT.
19- "yo remember how marrish rats thought they owned that hollywoodlife poll? and thought no one shipped stydia, and that marrish/stalia/sterek were the real deal? remember how they trolled the comments like it was some accomplishment though only they were even commenting on it? remember how they made stydia lose because they were higly dedicated and you could vote multiple times on it?
well, in their newest article, hollywoodlife put in a different, external poll where you can only vote once (lol wonder why) and look at the results"
Is there hope for Stiles and Lydia?
YES 78 %
NO 22 %
* YOU MEAN YES 36 % AND NO 64 %. AND YOU CAN MULTIPLE VOTE ON APESTER TOO. SORRY. NOT SORRY.
20-" Anonymous sent: I swear there are a lot of marrish blogs being run by the same person-- they all seem to respond to anything pro-stydia in a few sentences filled with vulgarity and childish name calling that just reek of denial. Unless if that's the type of person that ship attracts...??"
"yeah i agree, they do speak the same way. and the troll blogs/poll trolls all sound like the same person too. tell me again how “big” the marrish fandom is
ew. here we have stydia fandom full of joy and light and positivity and then there’s the bitter hateful dank ass marrish fandom, shit full of trolls and foul-mouthed creeps :D"
* " . . .and the troll blogs/poll trolls all sound like the same person too." OY ! THERE ARE LIKE NINE OF US !
" . . .here we have stydia fandom full of joy and light and positivity" . . . LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL .
21 - "marrishendgame:
I’m not even surprised no one had this url"
"an anon told me the poll trolls have an experiment where they send us the message #marrishendgame and see our reactions. so telling that the weirdos don’t even have the url. LOL"
* SO, NOW THAT BLOG IS DELETED, I GUESS WE CAN TAKE THAT URL . . .
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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antimarrish.tumblr.com
14- "Anonymous sent: A friend told me stydia is suddenly losing a poll on Hollywood Life (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The marrish shippers have descended on any poll involving stydia and are voting continuously. Why are they so salty ?"
"stydiascoven replied:
If they are winning a poll, it means they all banded their bitter asses together to try and “defeat” us. It’s really no secret the stydia fandom is huge compared to the marrish fandom. Marrish stans know it, we know it, and most importantly Jeff knows it. If the stydia fandom cared that much about a stupid poll that has literally no effect on the show, we would easily crush them l̶̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶̶k̶̶̶i̶̶̶l̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶w̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶r̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶’̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶t̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶ ̶I wouldn’t worry too much about it, anon. Since we are nearing the end of the series, chances are that the writers already know who is gonna be endgame, and narrative structure points to stiles and lydia. "
"THANK YOU"
* IF UR SO HUGE, HOW COME THE RATINGS ARE IN THE CRAPPER ? AND U THINK TEEN WOLF HAS A NARRATIVE STRUCTURE ? WHERE, BITCH ?
P.S. WE ARE THAT PETTY. FIGHT US !
15- "@ the pressed marrish rats who are trolling the poll
sweetie, you didn’t accomplish shit. no one has heard of your poll, and the people who have only heard it because you messaged them or pretended you’re them. that poll is irrelevant as fuck. seriously, stop messaging me and the fandom. the comments are 98% you people, no one cares about it. stop annoying us in a desperate attempt to get us to care about that poll.
you know the only poll that even matters a teensie bit? the official mtv one. and you know who is winning?
WHICH KISS WAS HOTTER ?
STYDIA'S 55 %
STALIA'S 45 %
but sure, dedicate another few months of your life to trolling a poll only you’re commenting on, obsessing over an illegal gross and shitty ship, and messaging people who dont care "
#anti marrish #@ fandom block the rats#if they message you
* . . . PRESSED MARRISH RATS ? OOH, I LIKE THAT. AND YOU FINALLY REALISED IT WAS THE TROLLS SENDING YOU MESSAGES . . . SO, HOW MANY MONTHS DID THAT TAKE ?
AND THAT MTV POLL WAS LIKE, TWO YEARS OLD. OUR POLL WAS ACTUALLY MORE RECENT !! HA !!
AND NO ONE HAS REALLY BLOCKED US YET. YOU MUST REALLY LUV US.
16-"Anonymous sent: Hi. Kate here. Or anti-marrish. Or The Scarlet Pimpernel. Or whatever name I come up with on the day. Thanks for playing with the Troll Brigade. We thought the Supernatural fandom was fun to stir up. But the Teen Wolf fandom is like poking a beehive. Can you thank antimarrish for making us all internet famous. Thanks."
"stydiascoven replied:
not entirely sure what this about because I really don’t give a fuck about anything marrish shippers do or say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but if you want piss off @antimarrish why don’t you rats do it yourselves? have fun trying to stay relevant xoxo"
#'poking a beehive' lol u mad #no one is even talking about it and no one cares #while y'all are sticking ur ass the beehive constantly #this is sad
* MORE TAGS !! OH, AND SOMETIMES KATE PRETENDS TO BE ANTI-MARRISH AND I PRETEND TO BE ANTIMARRISH.
AND U ALL KEEP RESPONDING TO STUFF YOU DON'T " CARE" ABOUT. SO, ON WITH THE TROLLING.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
9- "the pathetic trolls from the poll are messaging me here and talking about how i gave them publicity and they wanna start a ship war
bitch the only one who ever gave a fuck about the poll is your cray fandom and there’s been a ship war ever since stalia so
Shut Up.
and don’t harass me, i blocked you sweetie ;)
just had to block another one. get a life sweetie ;) "
#that fandom is so dedicated and delusional and predatory yikes #they try to justify pedos by bullying others wow #their arguments are exactly the same one abusive men use #anti marrish #anti marrish fandom
* BUT . . . . YOU KEEP FEEDING THE TROLLS . . . ???????????? ???????? ???????????????? ???????????????????????? ???????????? ???????????????????????????????? !!!
AND I LOVE YOUR TAGS. SO MANY OF THEM ! AND YOU DIDN'T BLOCK US THAT WELL.
10- "Anonymous sent: I'm new to TW. I love your blog btw. I went on to that Hollywood Life poll to see if it was as nutty as everyone says. It's not. It's much worse. Now someone has reposted all the comments (on the HL site, not polldaddy). But now all the stydia shippers have been turned into marrish shippers, and vice versa. omg."
"I saw lmao. its getting creepier and stupider every minute because stydia shippers never cared but they’re trying to portray us like we’re sobbing about highly dedicated psychos hijacking an irrelevant poll and trolling the comments
and thank u :)) "
* " . . .highly dedicated psychos . . ." OMG ! THANK YOU !!
11- "Anonymous sent: Just read that post on the Hollywood Life trolls. Thanks for that. It was comedy gold. Don't look now but the troll must have read your post too. That's one stubborn little troll/trolls."
"actual footage of marrish fandom (INSERT GIF OF TRYING TO DRAG HUUUGE SHIP TOWARDS CANON)
ps just picture some fire since the closest they’ve come to canon is when one half of their otp hallucinated the underage other half and ripped her clothes off, shoved his tongue down her throat and then her skin burned off
but hey thats exactly what endgame ships are made of ;)"
#so pathetic #anti marrish
* KATE, YOU REALLY ARE GOOD AT GETTING ANTIMARRISH TO RESPOND. KEEP GOING !
12-" theystayalive sent: dude that Hollywood life poll is literally insane someone took my blog name and started commenting as me."
"they mad bro, ignore them, most of the fandom doesn’t even know that poll exists "
* BUT IMPERSONATING YOU GUYS GETS THE BEST REPONSES. . . SO, WE'LL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL YOU GET SMARTER . . . .OH MAN, WE COULD BE HERE F-O-R-E-V-E-R !!
13- "Anonymous sent: Actually, I think the guy pretending to be you on the Holywood Poll might be Anti-M@rrish, A Pro M@rrish Tumblr Blog who as somehow decided to brand himself as Anti-M@rrish (Change the @ with an A). Which is confusing as fuck."
"yep, antimarrish on the poll is the pro marrish @anti-marrish who is claiming she secretly runs my blog
tbh i think all these dedicated trolls and pro marrishers are secretly just abusive men who prey on teenage girls because marrishers arguments are exactly what these men say because i can’t believe teenage girls or young women would approve of marrish or would go to the extent of bullying and harassing people who don’t"
* ACTUALLY, Í'M PRETENDING TO BE ANTI-MARRISH TOO. KATE WAS PRETENDING TO BE ANTIMARRISH. AND DON'T CALL ME A DUDE, DUDE.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
8- * (CONTINUED) And then there's Anonymous, who is .....um, we don't actually know. One of the many stydiots, I guess.
And Cloe and Mia White, who we would like to recognise here. It's not easy carrying on a relationship with so many basic differences. Like the whole stalia/stydia shipping for a start. Still, I hope I get an invite to their wedding.
Of course, we have stydia is ENDGAME, who used to be a sterek shipper. Then she decided not to be interesting anymore and now ships.......well, you know.
Jessica is actually better known on tumblr as tylerposet. Hi Goldie !
And Audrey and Me lembra are actually just emoticons . I didn't know that text emoticons had become that sophisticated !
janice don't change my comment darling is known on tumblr as runicscribbles on tumblr. Another BNF of the fandom.
And there's theakflash, who works for Teen Wolf's PR team. Great job you're doing , sweetheart. Look at those ratings soar !
And It's optional is actually Grumpy Cat. A real life celeb on our little poll !
Becca Lord, Lyrica, svana, Mai, Aisha, Elana, Marissa, anette, Liv, Rarara, Wow, tylerposey, Dylan O'Brien, Onuchi, Allison Argent, and :) are the troll army that were all over two of tylerposet polls. Welcome, fellow trolls. And Dylan O'Brien, stop quoting French philosophers, you twat.
the real yinloveyang/youtube (not the fake one) is actually the fake yinlovesyang. We all thought that was funny.
* Jen Barnes -
(PT 2)
And of course,stydiot. Who is brave enough to admit her affliction upfront. brave little shipper.
Then there's antimarrish (real one), a fake account by anti-marrish . That's not confusing at all.
We think twperson is actually a sentient piece of lint, with as about as much intelligence. Kudos piece of lint.
And lydiasdeputy is a delight and wonder in the toxic cesspool that is this fandom. Keep on being you.
Daisy is a flower, according to Wikipedia. Hello flower.
A special thanks to all our guest trolls. al3xtoole, athenadark , otherbully1, tylerposet, colethewolf, aceavengers, runicscribbles , liliaeth, and antimarrish. So many BNFs on this little- poll- that -could.
And thanks to everyone who vote or trolls here. Thanks for all the entertainment.
"marrish shippers are certified lunatics. well that’s no surprise since they ship lydia with an old ass cop who’s every emotion and power is irrevocably tied to his dick. and then they try to lecture us about how stydia is terrible and parrish is a respectful guy who cant control his actions within his hallucinations!!!!!111 they wanna fuck ryan so they ship that gross shit and try to pass it off as cute and ideal like what. the. heck.
and then, cherry on top, they pull this. so much effort and so much energy into this motherfucking poll that no one except their bitter little fandom knows about (seriously, its been up for 100 days and i legit learnt of it 2 weeks back) how fucking old are they??? this is so dumb and pretentious and stupid holy shit the marrish fandom needs 2 chill. i cant stop laughing omg they legit just proved how badly stydia needs to be endgame, if only to stop this idiocy "
#i really fail to see how they can defend marrish #its such a terrible ship and they adore it i do not understand this #u think fucking an old ass cop who has power over ur high school ass is a good idea fine but dont get pissed when ppl dont think the same #not everyone hates marrish bc of their stydia agenda #u cant get pissed that ppl dont ship a triggering inappropriate and surely sexual ship that dehumanizes lydia and reduces her to an object
* I'M STARTING TO THINK U MAYBE OUR BIGGEST FAN. AND HATING MARRISH IS A-L-W-A-Y-S ABOUT THE STYDIA AGENDA.
WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF TAGS. ALL FOR ME !
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
8- "Anonymous sent: Woh. Just went on Hollywood life and I can't believe my eyes. Those trolls are vicious. And I have seen that Kate person on other polls involving stydia (including a couple run by tylerposet on polldaddy). She seems to have a friend called jen, a sterek shipper. This fandom is nuts."
"i went back to the comments and god damn this is nuts i have not laughed so hard since stalia broke up"
* antimarrish -
"jesus fucking christ any respect I had for marrish shippers is long gone
you have to reach a new level of desperation to dedicate so much time and effort to pretend you’re someone else just to justify your disgusting ship."
Translation from Stydiot to English - "wah wah wah. The big scary marrish shippers are hurting my feelings. omg. They mentioned marrish. I am so triggered. Stop it you meanies !"
* Kate Byrne -
antimarrish (real one),
Who are you calling a bitch ? Don't come in here and attack Marrish shippers. Apparently you can't go anywhere in this fandom without being attacked by stydiots.
So, we decided we no longer Gave A Fuck about stydia shippers sensitivities. You want an argument ? You've fucking got one.
What, you thought after sterek shippers stopped watching the show, this fandom was all yours ? You're dreaming.
* antimarrish -
To the "real" antimarrish,
Honey, this IS my hobby. So, do you need me to hold back your hair when you throw up ?
I'm the actually REAL antimarrish. Find me at anti-marrish.tumblr.com.
* antimarrish (real one) -
@ bitch who's pretending to be me- I have no idea what went wrong in your life that made you reach this level of desperation, but you clearly need to get a hobby.
I fucking love stydia and marrish makes me want to throw the fuck up. End of story.
Proof
http://antimarrish.tumblr.com/post/137426735178/jesus-fucking-christ-any-respect-i-had-for-marrish
* Jen Barnes -
(PT 1)
Well, this little comment section has certainly grown. Thanks to all the Marrish shippers here. And a special thanks to our allies from the Sterek and Stalia camps. Much appreciated.
At this point, I feel you should get to know all those who left comments here.
Hi. I'm Jen. My friends know I'm sterek all the way, but I have time for marrish. They know I despise stydia, Jeff Davis, Scott stans and pretentious twats. I'm a delight to be around, though not when I'm sober.
My mate, Kate is a Marrish shipper but she's fond of Sterek too. You don't want to mention stydia around her. It's like poking a bear.....one that has a sore tooth. We both are professional shit-stirrers.
There are our allies; DerekLovesHisStiles, DerwekWillAlwaysBeTheTrueAlpha (sterek); MarrishWillBeCanonIn5b, MarrishOTP, StydiaIsSoGross, Marrish5ever, MarrishIsEndgame/STYDIA IS A TOXIC WASTEDUMP,HELLHOUNDS RULE OK, UNITED AGAINST STYDIA, JordanLovesLydia, HARBINGERS OF DEATH, STYDIA SUCKS (marrish); MaliaAndStilesSittingInATree, MaliaIsQueen (stalia); IAmTheAlpha, NotATotalPsycho (steter); DeucalionEatsTrueAlphasForBrakfast ,ScottIsAnIdiot, ScottStansAreIdiots (antiScott).
There are also various sock accounts we are using, some fellow trolls, a shit load of sentient emoticons apparently, and Rick Astley.
Then there's lizbeth, our favourite stydia shipper. Maybe because she's actually a marrish shipper, who's infiltrated the stydiot brigade. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
And then there's Stydia, who strangely enough, ships....stydia. But she's only 11, so we'll be gentle with her.
And yinloveyang needs no introduction. Who has inspired a plethora of similar named sock accounts. Shame she's really Jeff Davis in real life. My, he really does love to troll his own fandom !
And maya, who ships stalia but has written some well known sterek fic. Oops, I was probably not supposed to tell you that.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
antimarrish.tumblr.com
4- "Anonymous sent: sigh. I tried to help on that Hollywood Life (stydia is endgame) poll. But marrish now 16 % ahead. It doesn't surprise me that sterek stans are helping. They're both trash."
"they are???? wow the fandom keeps getting worse and worse but yk, jut remember that a poll won’t do shit and won’t convince anyone that marrish is in any way acceptable, it just reflects how messed up the fandom is :)"
* WE HONESTLY COULD NOT HAVE GOT ALL THIS ATTENTION WITHOUT YOU. THANKS FOR HELPING. AND UR PART OF THIS MESSED UP FANDOM TOO.
5- "Anonymous sent: I see you've gotten several messages about that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). I just thought you should know that some troll is writing messages using your blog name."
"writing messages on this poll? http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/
um where im confused?"
* . . . WAIT FOR IT . . .
6- "Anonymous sent: Re Hollywood Life poll. When you go to vote in that box, it says "comments" in that box. At around 246 comments at moment (the comments actually take you to polldaddy). hope that helps."
"yep, got it. this is so fucking hilarious and sad they’re pretending to be tumblr blogs and who the fuck is that katie chick she’s EVERYWHERE!!! ppl say stydia shippers are intense but marrish shippers are out of their damn minds I can’t stop laughing WHO DOES THIS WHO OVER THE AGE OF 12 CARES SO MUCH ABOUT A POLL WHO PUTS SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THIS OMFG"
#any argument they had against stydia shippers is now invalid after they pulled this shit,
* . . . AND WE GOT THE RESPONSE WE WERE LOOKING FOR. AND KATE LAUGHED HER ASS OFF.
" . . . WHO PUTS SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THIS OMFG"
. . .YOU MEAN LIKE YOURSELF ?
7- "jesus fucking christ any respect I had for marrish shippers is long gone
you have to reach a new level of desperation to dedicate so much time and effort to pretend you’re someone else just to justify your disgusting ship.
to the troll who’s pretending to be me on this poll, get a hobby please. I still detest marrish and I still ship stydia :) this is so mimd boggling like who the fuck has the time to steal someone’s identity over FUCKING STYDIA VS MARRISH LIKE BITCH GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK"
#anti marrish #Marrish shippers #Tagging it with you so you#STOP YOUR FANDOM
* YOU HAD RESPECT FOR MARRISH SHIPPERS ? DID WE BLINK AND MISS THAT SECOND ?
. . . AND THIS IS OUR HOBBY.
YOU MEAN THESE COMMENTS ? . . .
antimarrish -
I've changed my mind ! Stydia sux !! And Marrish is totally endgame. Thanks for putting up with my 12 year old ass.
VOTE MARRISH !!!!
antimarrish -
marrish is awful and triggering and you are all a big pack of meanies. I hate you all. stop voting against stydia !! Yáll are butts !!
I am NOT 12 years old !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
AND WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF OUR AWARDS !!
* drumroll * OUR FINAL AWARD !!
** THE " THIS IS THE REASON STYDIOT WAS ADDED TO URBAN DICTIONARY " AWARD
antimarrish.tumblr.com
1 - "Anonymous sent: Have you seen what the Marrish shippers are doing in Hollywood Life's poll about Stydia been endgame? They're calling Stydia " a toxic ship" and being total dicks with everyone who tries to argue. They are gathering a lot of Marrish shippers to vote against Stydia on the poll."
"omfg no, where is this poll?
they’re fucking pathetic if they think stydia is toxic and then they ship marrish like ew their ship is fucking illegal and i bet my ass if parrish was ugly and fat they would all be screaming at how disturbing and wrong it was
marrish is the worst ship on the show lbr he’s a fucking police officer and he can’t stop making out with her in his hallucinations and he’s fucking making her character insignificant and ooc how the hell can someone call it healthy just bc they wanna fuck ryan
#GETTIN TIRED OF THIS SHIT"
* THIS WAS THE MOMENT THAT THE STYDIOTS WENT CRYING TO MAMA ABOUT US BIG, BAD MARRISH SHIPPERS. YEAH, THAT REALLY HELPED.
AND THEY ARE STILL INSISTING THAT MARRISH IS ILLEGAL.EVEN THOUGH SHE IS 18.
SO, SO DESPERATE. WAS THIS REALLY LAST XMAS ? I HOPE YOU HAD A MERRY ONE . . LOL.
2- "Anonymous sent: When did stydia is endgame lose that poll on Hollywood Life ? Only a month ago stydia led by a huge margin. now the no vote is about 60 % . Did the marrish stans really have the sterek stans helping them ? Why ?"
"it's fucking disturbing. it's pretty scary how marrish shippers are perpetuating such an inappropriate, unsettling and i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ sexually driven ship. I have no idea who they got to help them, since most people on tumblr agree that the ship isn't great.
it's so sad and I'm so tired of talking about it. no one likes it or wants the ship around. I have no idea what jeff is up to and it's so unsettling, the fact that marrish is actually winning by 10 % is completely beyond me, maybe they code hacked it, idk. it makes me re-evaluate all I thought I knew about the fandom, and the comments are so creepy, petty and lowkey predatory, yikes."
* NOPE, STILL LEGAL AND IT WAS ONLY STYDIOTS AGAINST THE SHIP. DIDN'T NEED TO HACK IT. JUST KEPT VOTING . . . A NOVEL CONCEPT, APPARENTLY.
AND ALSO . . . KATE SENT YOU THIS MESSAGE. THANKS FOR DRAWING ATTENTION TO US, SUCKA .
3- "electronicdelusionstarlight sent: Oi, you know that Teen Wolf Poll you were talking about? The one on Hollywood Life that M@rrish is apparently winning? Well, it turns out you can vote on it multiple times. Like, I've voted for Stydia, what, 10 times in a row and it got up of %0,2 Votes. It's rigged, that's how M@rrish managed to get to 55%."
"what the fuck who makes polls like that? marrish stans are actually creepy enough to stay there and keep voting. and i cannot get over how weird and predatory the comments are… you know, when you have to dedicate all your energy to a poll to feel better about shipping illegal gross crap"
#anti marrish #blech
* NOT RIGGED. JUST USING POLLDADDY, WHICH HAS SHIT SETTINGS WHEN IT COMES TO VOTING MULTIPLE TIMES. STILL ALL LEGAL, HONEY. AND NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU VOTING OFTEN, EITHER.
AND IF YOU THINK OUR COMMENTS ARE WEIRD AND PREDATORY, YOU MUST BE NEW TO TUMBLR.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
. . . well, at least Goldie knows the true definition of stydiot . . .
"Anonymous: And jen added this to urban dictionary too - stydiot (A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper. If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.) lol lol lol "
"The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness.
Well this part is kinda right but like .. I don’t see how this is negative .." (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
. . . oh honey . . .
HA ! The stydiots found my page on Urban Dictionary, and went and tattled to mama, Goldie.
"Anonymous: look whats been added to urban dictionary - "stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon. stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia (by Jen Barnes)" wtf ?"
"Lmfao stalia is far from canon " (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
EXCEPT FOR THE SPOONING AND HUGGING AND KISSING AND MAKING OUT AND STILES THERE FOR MALIA ON A FULL MOON AND SAVING EACH OTHERS LIFE . . . . yep, barely canon at all.
Since tylerposet has returned to the fandom, the Troll Brigade has decided to return to tylerposet's polls on polldaddy. Same neighbourhood. Bitchier address.
Don't worry, we'll be around here too. You never know when a wild marrishitty will turn up.
Why are all the stydiots reblogging that McDonald's " supports stydia" crap ? They do realise that McDonald's was paid for this, right ?
They didn't spontaneously decide that stydiot was the bestest ship ever, you know ?
.
.
.
.
.
. . . stydiots.
" *watches season 6 trailer*
Me: I still ship Marrish
*sees all the vines dedicated to the jeep scene between stiles and lydia*
Me: Still. Ship. Marrish
*this whole crap about Lydia’s lipstick being on Stiles’ lips*
Me: STILL MARRISH " (spndaughterteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"it’s okay though if there are winners there should be losers too " (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
"It’s not a game you can win. Stydia isn’t a game piece, neither is Marrish." (spndaughterteenwolf.tumblr.com)
"It is because Stydia just won the endGAME ????" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
. . . * cough * Not according to THIS poll. Sorry. Not sorry.
. . . and now McDonald's is promoting stydiot . . .
* We love you just as much as Stiles loves Lydia. Come see us soon ?
* We can't wait to see you. You are the Lydia to our Stiles.
* Sounds like we have a real Stiles/Lydia relationship on our hands. We are glad to bring you two together.
* When it's right, it's right, Brooklyn. We love you as much as Stiles loves Lydia.
So, McDonald's is saying that it's food is as healthy as a boy with a ten year plan to stalk a teenage girl ???
. . .
. . .
. . . that sounds about right.
1500 COMMENTS !!
I can use this name again !!!! Tylerposet is back for season 6 !!
* Anonymous: gOLDIE pls come back when stydia becomes canon I can't wait for u to drag the antis
* Anonymous: goldie u rock girl!!! i just love how u shut the antis up!! stydia is endgame and haters can suck it!
* Anonymous: Why are you so rude to everyone? You get offended about everything and you whine and bitch non stop. Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't try to pick out insignificant things to complain about and start fights over.
bitch if u wanna lick my pussy this bad you can get on your fucking knees no need to push this far ho the fuckkkkk
* Anonymous: quit playing the race card. The blame game does nothing to help.
shut up susan go make your water casserole and feed your cousin i mean husband
* Anonymous: You haven't even been back a full day (?) and the antis are already begging for your attention! Missed seeing your salt on my dash, Goldie
"omg i have like 300 unread msgs and 200 of them is hate why r u guys like not trying to get a life i WAS GONE FOR SO LONG AND U R STILL IN THE SAME SPOT LMFAAOOOOO YOUR MOM PUSSY WAS FILLED WITH THAT SALT OR NAH" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
And THIS is why we all missed you. The other stydiots don't have your level of sass. Hiatus just got interesting.
Tylerposet is back !! The hiatus page has lifted and she's back (Bitch I'm me). It's not even Xmas.
"Anonymous: I get why you don't like Stiles, but Scott is not the perfect angel he's portrayed to be. He slammed an abuse victim against a wall twice, and forced another abuse victim (Derek) to bite Gerard. In season 1 he was being really selfish while all Derek wanted to do was to help and Stiles did care about Derek not dying when Scott wanted to win a fucking lacrosse match. And don't even get me started on how probelmatic Tyler (he uses homosexuality as punchline!)"
"didn’t your mother teach you to shit all of your bull in the toilet"
THE BITCH IS BACK !!!
(CONTINUED)
** THE "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, TRULY HATES PYDIA AND IS NOT AFRAID TO THROW TAGS AT YOU" AWARD:
lydsmartini.tumblr.com
** THE " SO DUMB SHE HAS TO ASK HER FOLLOWERS TO HELP HER WITH A WORD" AWARD:
** BONUS AWARD : THE "STYDIOT IS SO DUMB SHE IS RUNNING A MARRISH SHIPPING BLOG"AWARD
marrishshippersclub.tumblr.com (NOTHING POSTED SINCE APRIL)
** THE " ONE OF THE FEW STYDIOTS THAT REFUSED TO BE BAITED" AWARD:
martinskki.tumblr.com
** THE "YOU USED TO BE A HUGE BITCH BUT THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH GOLDIE AND SUDDENLY YOU"RE A NICE PERSON TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE" AWARD:
otherbully1.tumblr.com
** THE " WHY COMMENT WHEN YOU CAN USE A MARCIA BRADY GIF"" AWARD:
proudstydiot.tumblr.com
** THE " STYDIOT WHO CONFUSES LOSING A POLL TO WINNING ONE" AWARD:
queenofmne.tumblr.com
** THE " RESPOND TO HASHTAG WITH TONY MOTHER FUCKING STARK ROLLING HIS EYES GIF" AWARD:
redstringstydias.tumblr.com
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT UR NOT WANKY ENOUGH"" AWARD
scottsobrien.tumblr.com
shelliehennig.tumblr.com
soloposey.tumblr.com
stilesbanshee.tumblr.com
stilinski-loves-lydia.tumblr.com
stuckywilsons.tumblr.com (MOVED)
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com (DELETED)
stydiaforfvckinlife.tumblr.com
stydiago.tumblr.com
stydiot.tumblr.com
** THE "STILL REFUSING TO BELIEVE THAT LYDIA IS OVER 18 NOW " AWARD
slysabrina.tumblr.com
** THE ' CAN'T SPELL MARRISH" AWARD
spiderdoctor67.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** THE " LET'S CALL FOR PARRISH TO BE KILLED SO STYDIA CAN HAPPEN" AWARD
stydiasdelena.tumblr.com
** THE " STILL BELIEVES STYDIA WILL BE ENDGAME AND IT'S KINDA SAD" AWARD
stilinskislyds.tumblr.com
** THE " DO YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN ?" AWARD
stydiaa-martinski.tumblr.com
** THE "COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER BUT NOT ENOUGH WANK" AWARD
stydiaislove.tumblr.com
thecaptainolicity.tumblr.com
thelydiatomystiles.tumblr.com
xxdivine-chaosxx.tumblr.com
** THE " LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS STUPID POLL" AWARD
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** THE "WITTY REJOINDER" AWARD
thosestydiafeels.tumblr.com
** THE " WITTY TAGS IN REPLY TO AN ASK" AWARD
towalkinyourlight.tumblr.com
** THE "DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT INSULT THROUGH AND PAID FOR IT"AWARD.
wolfittude.tumblr.com
** THE " IF YOU USE ENDGAME IN CONNECTION WITH STYDIA YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE" AWARD.
redstringbanshee.tumblr.com
** THE " CALLS A TROLL A TROLL (OR, AT LEAST HER TAGS DO) " AWARD
yoncebanshee.tumblr.com
** THE " BITTEREST LITTLE STYDIOT IN THE FANDOM" AWARD.
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** THE " ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS IN THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM" AWARD.
liliaeth.tumblr.com
** THE " BIGGEST B̶I̶T̶C̶H̶ TROLL IN THE FANDOM" AWARD
** THE " COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKHEAD " AWARD
.
tylerposet.tumblr.com (SHE'S BACK !!!)
** THE " LET'S RESPOND TO ASKS WITH A THREE PAGE ESSAY" AWARD
the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com
*** THE " DO YOU WANT ICE WITH THAT BURN ?" AWARD. (NON STYDIOT AWARD)
trolling-since-chernobyl.tumblr.com .
** THE " EASIEST STYDIOT TO TROLL"" AWARD
rongasm.tumblr.com
** THE " LET'S EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN AS MANY GIFS AS POSSIBLE" AWARD.
electronicdelusionstarlight.tumblr.com
** THE "1-2-3-4 LET'S HAVE A HASHTAG WAR" AWARD.
saynotomarrish.tumblr.com (NOTHING POSTED SINCE MAY)
*** TROLL AWARD FOR ACTUALLY GETTING A POLL SHUT DOWN (NON STYDIOT AWARD)
Jen, Kate, Marrish5ever, The Master Baiter, and various anonymous trolls. (FOR CRASHING THE ALNM POLL)
WE WILL CONTINUE SOON.
Well, we're finally coming to the end of our awards. But I thought we should thank all those who won.
** THANKS FOR PLAYING AWARDS to :
allydxa.tumblr.com
bansheeandsavant.tumblr.com
chickenparmiga.tumblr.com
alexstrands.tumblr.com
dylanobruv.tumblr.com
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com
obriens-maze.tumblr.com
redstringtether.tumblr.com
stydia--endgame.tumblr.com
stydiaanchors.tumblr.com
stydiva.tumblr.com
coyotesareoverrated.tumblr.com
xteardropsonmyshirtx.tumblr.com
partiepies.tumblr.com
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com
** SHAME YOU DELETED YOUR BLOGS. NO TROPHY FOR YOU !! **
** SMART ENOUGH NOT TO FEED THE TROLLS AWARD :
alecsbrowsandarrows.tumblr.com (DELETED)
anti-stilesstilinski.tumblr.com
antijessigrave.tumblr.com
austinmcknzie.tumblr.com
blueeyed--beauty.tumblr.com
deathcabjenny.tumblr.com
elliotalderson.tumblr.com (MOVED)
fangirlscommunity.tumblr.com
heinzdoofenshmirtz.tumblr.com
lncesara.tumblr.com (DELETED)
love-me-like-you-doo.tumblr.com
lydiastlies.tumblr.com
martinxki.tumblr.com
oyprongs.tumblr.com\
paullwalkers.tumblr.com
prettybirdlivesson.tumblr.com
reynas.co.vu
sass-and-caffeine.tumblr.com
stilesderekanddamonsgirl.tumblr.com
stilesimfine.tumblr.com
stydia4life.tumblr.com
stydiaobviously.tumblr.com
stydiasdelena.tumblr.com
stydiayes.tumblr.com
team-stydia.tumblr.com
theredstydiastring.tumblr.com
void--banshee.tumblr.com
wallflowerpowerr.tumblr.com
wiinchesterlogic.tumblr.com
wizard-of-oz87.tumblr.com
youcallthatakisssweetheart.tumblr.com
** THE "TOOK MY LITTLE COMMENT AND TURNED IT INTO A SAGA" AWARD :
* A TIE BETWEEN instagram.com/sourstydia AND javiermason.tumblr.com AND aconitumroot.tumblr.com.
** THE "RESPONDED TO A MARRISH SHIPPERS LOOONG COMMENT WITH A LOOOOOOOOONG 7 POINT ESSAY" AWARD goes to al3xtoole.tumblr.com/theystayalive.tumblr.com.
** THE " THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOUR REPLY WAS KINDA BORING" AWARD.
aforeignerinanoddland.tumblr.com
agentdaisybarnes.tumblr.com
allydxa.tumblr.com (DELETED)
always-stydia.tumblr.com
branstarke.tumblr.com (DELETED)
clizzykink.tumblr.com (MOVED)
codysallen.tumblr.com (DELETED)
dashingswan.tumblr.com
lavendermartin.tumblr.com
defensescott.tumblr.com
emmawillalwaysfindhook.tumblr.com
izzy-lightswood.tumblr.com (MOVED)
lillysbitchfest.tumblr.com
lydiastilinski.tumblr.com (MOVED)
lydsstillinski.tumblr.com (DELETED)
madame-rants-a-lot.tumblr.com
magnetic-rose.tumblr.com
onestydiapls.tumblr.com
prettyguardianoflove.tumblr.com (DELETED)
queenchamberlain.tumblr.com
queen-diana-prince.tumblr.com (MOVED)
** AND MORE STYDIOT BLOGS BITE THE DUST. AWW. **
** THE "IGNORE THE FACTS, LIE LIKE A RUG AND REPLY WITH A GIF" AWARD:
antistaliaworld.tumblr.com
** THE " SMALLEST HINT OF STALIA OR MARRISH MADE HER FLOUNCE FROM THE FANDOM" AWARD:
babes-with-fangs.tumblr.com
** THE ''LET'S QUOTE POSEY AS THAT NEVER STARTS SHIT, DOES IT ?" AWARD:
christalereide.tumblr.com
** THE "" TAGGING EVERY ANTIMARRISH POST SO IT WOULD END UP IN THE MARRISH TAGS, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH" AWARD:
dylanobruv.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** THE " LET'S PRETEND DYLAN O'BRIEN IS STILL GOING TO BE IN MOST OF SEASON 6" AWARD:
fuckyeahstilesandlydia.tumblr.com
** THE " HANG ONTO MY SHIP LEDGE WITH BLEEDING FINGERNAILS " AWARD:
ipikaboo.tumblr.com
** THE "LET'S NOT BOTHER COMING UP WITH OUR OWN HASHTAG IDEAS" AWARD.
isabelleligthwood.tumblr.com
** THE " TAGS WERE LONGER THAN YOUR REPLY" AWARD:
ninerose.co.vu (DELETED)
** THE " WHO LIKES TO BOAST ABOUT ALL THE CRAP MTV IS BRIBING YOU WITH" AWARD:
natasharomanoffs.co.vu (formerly lydia-martins.tumblr.com) (MOVED)
** THE " I'D RATHER LYDIA WAS DEAD THAN WITH PARRISH BECAUSE I'M A BIT CRAY-CRAY" AWARD:
lydiaswolfe.tumblr.com (DELETED)
** SO MANY DELETED BLOGS. SO MUCH HAPPINESS. **
(TO BE CONTINUED)
URBAN DICTIONARY
* stydiot (BY JEN BARNES)
A stydiot is a person who ships Stiles and Lydia on Teen Wolf. The main characteristic of a stydiot is their massive ego and extreme bitchiness. The natural enemy of the delightful marrish shipper.
If you have to keep using the phrase Endgame , then you're a stydiot.
THUMBS UP 96
THUMBS DOWN 20
* Marrish
A shipping of Parrish and Martin for teen wolfs couples Lydia and Jordan
"Did you watch teen wolf last night Marrish is so cute!!!!!"
THUMBS UP 100
THUMBS DOWN 46
* Marrish
Marrish is the ship name between Jordan Parrish and Lydia Martin on the MTV show, Teen Wolf - but what it really is, is this guy who is a 24 year old deputy horndog who is actually a dog from hell (Hellhound) having sexual hallucinations about a 17 year old school girl. Oh yeah and he sets himself on fire and carries dead bodies around. Nice one burnt toast.
"Marrish is so cute i love them"
Entire Fandom: UM, sorry.....did you suffer from a concussion recently?
THUMBS UP 7
THUMBS DOWN 11
* Marrish
25 year old deputy aka burnt toast tryna get with 17 year old school girl
Did you see marrish last night, I almost vomited
THUMBS UP 34
THUMBS DOWN 101
* stalia (BY JEN BARNES)
stalia is the pairing of Stiles and Malia on Teen Wolf. Unlike stydia, this ship is actually canon.
stalia is a beautiful canon ship. Not to be confused with weird fanon ones like stydia.
THUMBS UP 90
THUMBS DOWN 37
* stalia
Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Malia: Stalia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Malia ship name is?
Girl 2: it's stalia everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 37
THUMBS DOWN 5
* stalia
stalia is the blend of stiles+malia in the tv show teen wolf but the relationship is absolute trash and everyone knows that he only loves Lydia so
Person 1: Stalia is not a good relationship
Person 2: Everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 64
THUMBS DOWN 116
* Stydia
Stydia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles and Lydia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf
Stiles + Lydia = Stydia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Lydia's ship name is?
Girl 2: it's Stydia everyone knows that
THUMBS UP 167
THUMBS DOWN 110
* Stydia
"Stydia" is the ship name between characters (AND SOULMATES) Stiles Stilinski and Lydia Martin from the MTV show, Teen Wolf.
Person: I don't ship Stydia, Stiles and Malia are obviously in love.
Entire Fandom: Do you even watch the show?!?!
THUMBS UP 27
THUMBS DOWN 39
* Stydia
love, wonderful, perfect. Unconditional love, which broke all fears, are always next to each other, it is real.
stiles love lydia,because stydia is real.
THUMBS UP 10
THUMBS DOWN 32
** KEEP VOTING UP THE PRO MARRISH, STALIA DEFINITIONS AND VOTE DOWN THE ANTIS. VOTE ALWAYS AGAINST STYDIA. VOTE UP FOR STYDIOT (You inspired me, marrishitty).
* It looks like many Sterek shippers have moved over to the Supergirl fandom. Yay !!
"Anonymous: What happened now with the s*erek shippers and Supergirl??"
"erasing a female character to try and bring their white boy otp back from the dead and trying to make ‘lewis lane’ a thing. some slut shaming lois lane, heard some of them invaded the superbat tag, and over all exactly what you would expect." (stavosacosta.tumblr.com)
** Back from the dead ?? We still produce more fic and art than the other ships. Which probably shows how small the other ships are, since stereks have stopped producing as much. Stydia as a "BIG" fandom ?? Sure, Jan.
"Anonymous: st*r*ks were the literal bane of fandom was it 2-3 years ago ish? now they're crawling back urgh , just urgh"
"i honestly thought i was done with them" (stavosacosta.tumblr.com)
** Sweetheart, it's spelled S-T-E-R-E-K. You almost had it.
So, sterek shippers. I guess I know which fandom we'll take over next. Clark Kent/Lewis Lane ? Clewis ? Lark ? Well, we'll work it out for season 2. Seya in our new fandom !!
* Puts hand up in air *
Yeah, I'll take one of those buckets, please.
Let's make a prediction now for Season 6.
If Jeff Davis is stupid enough (and he probably is) to give in to the stydiot shippers, and make stydiot canon I predict that the final season will be the lowest rating season ever. Great note to finish a series on, huh ?
Anyone need a vomit bucket ?
"Ship that is most misunderstood:????
Well, I guess in their respective context, all these weird and/or abusive relationships that are so popular in ao3 (st3rek, st3ter, m@rrish…), since if people understood how really fucked up they are, they wouldn’t ship them (hopefully? Sometimes I have too much faith in human nature).
Also Allisaac doesn’t get enough recognition imo. The actors had so much chemistry (though I think they were dating at the time?) and I loved the build-up we never had for Scallison (gimme all the build-up and all the development okay? But not 5 seasons. 5 seasons is a tad too much). Isaac was Allison’s anchor and that isn’t addressed enough. And Allison’s death scene breaks my heart for so many reasons, and Isaac being torn into pieces in that corner listening to Allison say that Scott always was and would be her love is at least 50% of them." (youaretoosmart.tumblr.com)
*"... since if people understood how really fucked up they are, they wouldn’t ship them (hopefully? "
HONEY, PEOPLE SHIP WHATEVER HAS CHEMISTRY. MOST DON'T GIVE A FUCK WETHER IT'S "HEALTHY". HELL, THE MORE FUCKED UP THE BETTER. REYLO, JESSIGRAVE, PYDIA etc
AND ALLISON SLASHED ISAAC TO PIECES WITH RING DAGGERS IN SEASON 2. WHAT A HEALTHY ROMANCE THAT WAS . . .
TEEN WOLF
Season 1 - Who's the Alpha ?
Season 2 - Who's the Kanima ?
Season 3A - Who's the Darach ?
Season 3B - Who's the Nogitsune ?
Season 4 - Who's the Benefactor ?
season 5A - Who's the Chimera ?
season 5B - Who's the Beast ?
Season 6 - WHO FUCKING CARES !!! WE ALL STOPPED WATCHING THE SHOW 2 SEASONS AGO !!
"stalin and marshmallow are endgame"
Oh Goldie, us trolls have missed your sass.
* Anonymous ASKED: dude honestly no one would blame you if you were all "i told you so" WHEN stydia becomes endgame. I sure as hell will be pretty smug about it
* no one CAN blame me
i have waited for four seasons i can be an asshole after all that time (JUNE 2015)
** UMM, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE ALL OF THE TIME . . . just saying.
** AND TEEN WOLF HAS NOW BEEN CANCELLED . . . . I TOLD YOU SO !!
ROFL. Someone told tylerposet about us !!
* Anonymous ASKED: lol. I think the "hollywood life trolls" are that bunch of trolls who now live on the polldaddy comment section on this Hollywood Life poll (hollywoodlife(.)com/2015/10/15/teen-wolf-stiles-lydia-relationship-season-5b-spoilers/). They've been there for over 6 months (and I think Jen & Kate trolled some of your polls before). No idea who marrishitty is .
* omg looool i don’t even have time to feed my parrot
. . . . . you don't feed your parrot ? . . . you have a parrot ?
* Anonymous ASKED: The Hollywood Life trolls are looking for the stydiot who calls herself marrishitty. Is that you ?
* wtf are hollywood life trolls and what is marrishitty? (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
DUUUDE, don't you remember us ? We totally destroyed your first poll , and trolled your next two.
And I thought we were friends . . . . then again, I saw how you treated your best friend, Billie . . .can we be enemies instead ?
Sorry Jen !!
But we already have responses to my queries.
* This is a very productive use of your time.
Thanks rongasm. Glad you agree.
* Yeah, you found me. Because I like to spend all my life sitting on some dumb ass poll that doesn’t matter, trolling equally as dumb people. ????????
Did stydiot actually agree that all stydiots are dumb ? Success !!
Will send more asks. Sorry Jen, but the stydiots are as entertaining as fuck.
Kate,
You did not just do that ! Ew, why ?
We just got rid of the monkey lovin pervert. She might return with that weird , cross-eyed meme face with a god complex. And all her multiple personalities. And her friend who couldn't decide wether she was Lenie or Jenie. And her inbred cousin who calls herself Yo, and thinks stalia is "inecst."
And she kept getting our names wrong (jyennty, Jennibu, jenni , jennifoofey ,JENNIFEE, JENIFOO, JENNIFEEFEE, jennifoofie, JENNIFOFFER, jen honei , jennn, KATEO, katero, ,KATERFER ,JENNIFOFEE ,snugglepedophile buttersnugglepedos, snugglebutterturd,snuggleoldcock ).
And brought all her weird-ass friends. Like that sentient emoticon, :D. Or that steroline fan, steroline fan. Or her friend who obviously had the same "issue", i am an oddball inbred arboreal (AT LEAST SHE ADMITTED HER AFFLICTION!). And brought a dead person with her, ALLISON ARGENT. And that sentient desert, sahara. And what the fuck was up with WTF ? And tylerposet biggest fan, Goldie Is Cool. And that closeted marrish shipper, YIKES. And the not-so-closeted stydia shipper, stydiot. And who the fuck was
kara zor-el ? And googlie ? and that bitch, bitchey.
And a fake antimarrish turned up (marginally more entertaining than the real one though).
And that godawful poetry . . . ewwwwwww. And their obsession with the antichrist . . .weird.
NEVER AGAIN.
I can't believe it's been 3 months since we were graced with the presence of the infamous stydiot troll, marrishitty. Remember when she called us creepy, predatory toilets ?
Such a sweet little stydiot. Even if the poor thing had "issues" with monkeys * cough *.
I wonder what happened to her. Did she get help for her . . . simian problem ? Did she finally see the light and is now shipping marrish ?
Is she reading this ? * waves *
Maybe we should have a "Where's Waldo " search for her. Send asks to all the main stydiots, asking for their help in trying to track down this primate-loving stydiot.
Let's do it.
Hiya antimarrish. * waves *
* RANK ASS MARRFUCKS LOOK AT THIS,AND STOP STALKING MY BLOG
* I CAN SENSE THE BITTERNESS OF THE 15 PRESSED MARRSHITS AND STALINS FROM HERE :)
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
(CONTINUED)
And the mods made an announcement on the final round.
* Ship Bracket Announcement
I just noticed people are still commenting on the poll itself, including people pretending to be both my co-host and myself. So I'm saying this again and this is the last time.
1. The poll is closed.
2. The winner is determined.
3. The winner has not been announced.
4. NO ONE has been accused of cheating.
5. The ONLY place you will hear the winner announced is on Episode #36 of the podcast, which will be posted either late this week or this weekend.
6. If "we" ever post anything saying who the winner is in a comment, they are a fake.
I do not have the time nor the energy to constantly police comments everywhere. Please be kind to each other and stop impersonating me. Especially if you're not going to use proper grammar.
Kindest regards
Your ACTUAL ALNM Mod Christina.
** WOW. I've never actually crashed a poll before. I would like to acknowledge my fellow trolls here.
As well as myself (Jen), I could not have had this much trolling success without my fellow troll, Kate. She impersonated about a dozen different shippers. THE MASTER BAITER was the star though, with some beautiful rickrolling.(Rick Roll Troll, You've Been Rick Rolled, Rick To My Roll, Rick And roll, My Porn Name Is Rick Roll, My Troll Name Is Rick Roll, You Have Officially Been rick Rolled . . . ).
We'd like to thank Marrish5ever for the lovely text art.
** TROLL AWARD FOR ACTUALLY GETTING A POLL SHUT DOWN.
Jen, Kate, Marrish5ever, The Master Baiter, and various anonymous trolls.
After the comment section was shut down, we all went off to the comment section on polldaddy.
There was more rickrolling, and repeated questions on who won the poll. And accusations on sasusaku shippers cheating.
Then an announcement that Stormpilot won.
* ALNM Mod Christina
We are very sorry for what happened, but it was beyond our control. We'll announce the winner soon, but it could only be Stormpilot. There was suspisious activity on the SasuSaku bracket. More than once, votes went up dramatically. Probably a bot.
Because of this, we shut down the poll, and counted the winner from votes already cast. Stormpilot is the winner, by a narrow margin. Congratulations.
We're very sorry for what happened, we will decide on new rules next year. See you then.
And then all hell broke loose. SasuSaku shippers were outraged. And there was more rickrolling. And everyone was apparently Spartacus. Or a sock. Or a sweater vest
And there were ship wars.
* Aw fuck, those fucked up fucking fuckers fucked those fucking other fucking fucked up fucks by fucking around too fucking much with the fucking stuff . . . err, I mean this poll has been royally ******
* ALNM Mod Christina
" Please be kind to each other and stop impersonating me. Especially if you're not going to use proper grammar."
Hey ! I speak grammar good. Mi spelling is perfec two.
* ACTUAL ALNM Mod Christina
Hang on ! I'm the ACTUAL mod. The other one is a fake !
* THE AUTHENTIC ALNM Mod Christina
NO ! I'm the real Christina !!
* CONFIRMED ALNM Mod Christina
NO TYOU'RE NOT !! I'M THE REAL CHRISTINA. Truly. Definitely. for realsy.
* THE REAL ALNM Mod Christina
I am Spartacus. wait, we already did that.
* THE HONEST TO GOODNESS ALNM Mod Christina
And I'm the fake mod . . .wait a minute . . .
* THE FAKE ALNM Mod Christina
There is never enough rick rolling in fandom.
* RICK ROLL aka ALNM Mod Christina
I think I'm running out of names. But not other versions of this bloody song. HOW MANY ARE THERE ?
. . . and then this comment section was shut down too.
And the hilarious thing about this . . .was that Stormpilot actually DID win !! The trolls called it !
A round of applause for all the hard working trolls there. And we'll get together again next year. Seya.
XOXO
"Seya for season 6.......unless it gets cancelled before then." Huh, I really guessed right (even if we have to go through one last season with possible (* rolls eyes *) stydia (* grabs for vomit bucket *).
Anyway, we are coming near to the end of our Stydiot Awards (I know, but all good things must end). We are giving out some awards to fellow trolls. They had a blast at the A Little Nerd Music Poll early in the year. We felt we should acknowledge their hard work.
** TROLL AWARDS **
This was the perfect place for trolls. The voting was on polldaddy, so multiple voting made things . . .interesting. And exciting too, when some ship brackets were won in the last 10 minutes. Stydia crashed out to Steroline in the first round (YAY !!). Then there were alliances between steroline and marish/sterek, to defeat other ships.
Marrish went out in the sweet sixteen round. Sterek made it through to the Final Four round (beat Kirk/Spock, Swanqueen and Stucky on the way).
(Actually Sterek thrashed Stydia 2012 to 850 votes last year too (LOL), then went on to the Elite Eight round.)
It was when the Final Four bracket was being voted on, that comments got a leetle feisty.
* Laura 3/10/2016
Steroline is a shit, I prefer Klaroline.... Sasusaku ♥
* Steroline4ever 3/10/2016
Excuse you ? Steroline is a what now ?
Then there were " technical difficulties" on the Sterek vs Stormpilot bracket.
* ANNOUNCEMENT: It appears there are some technical difficulties at the moment with the Sterek vs Stormpilot poll (unrelated to any bots or suspicious activity, do not fear).
I felt I should let them know, Of course. As I am just SUPER- helpful that way.
* Jen Barnes 3/11/2016
I only just learned that the poll had technical difficulties. I think a lot of sterek voters assumed it was over by now. Now we're suddenly behind ! Keep voting !!
And then we got to the Championship Round.
And those anime shippers are vicious ! Pro and anti SasuSaku shippers tore each other to bits in the comment section (which had to be closed in the end).
Then someone rickrolled the comment section . . . multiple times (I still can't get that damn song outta my head).
And there were rude text emoticons.
And then someone announced that Stormpilot was the winner (We are the champions, my friend...) and that SasuSaku lost (Another one bites the dust...)
Then someone impersonated antimarrish and saynotomarrish , and trashtalked Marrish.
And one final round of rickrolls (it was a beautiful thing to watch)
And Troll Daddy turned up.
* If you like a little wank to go with your shipping, just visit Hollywood life. You'll find us on any recent Teen Wolf poll. Bring a sense of humour. And alcohol. We love a good argument. Or even a really bad, completely insane one. Bye.
And then the comment section was closed down.
* EDIT: Polls closed. We had to give several warnings last round and we gave another warning this round. Bashing each other, posting inappropriate comments, and sending hate to our personal accounts is not tolerated behavior. If we see an improvement today we will reopen the polls. Otherwise we will take the current tally as total and announce the winner as planned.
EDIT #2: Seriously everyone, the poll is closed. Please stop with the hate.
EDIT #3: We have asked you repeatedly to stop the hate and now people are going so far as to impersonate us and declare a winner. THE POLL IS CLOSED and now the comments section has been shut down as well. Please stop your hatred toward one another.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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oh look, antimarrish has posted another tasteful post about stalia/marrish . . and some wonderful tags to go with it . .
"#LOL#@ RANK ASS MARRFUCKS LOOK AT THIS#AND STOP STALKING MY BLOG"
. . . . yeah, nope. We're going to keep "stalking" your blog . . .sorry.
. . . . not sorry.
well I am !
. . . . . im not a stydiot
Hey! Us stydiots are still here . . . oh, goddamn it.
* crickets chirping *
Actually, I prefer this name. Especially as tylerposet is back and bitchier than ever.
* waves *
So, the whole marrishitty experience was weird. I have a sudden urge to be a cute meme face. And to invent multiple personalities so I can carry on a day long argument on an ancient poll. And what's up with monkeys ?
* cough *
"remember when stalin shippers thought their ship will get back together at the end of the 5b
well….. LMFAO" (freakingshipperr.tumblr.com)
So, the stydiots are as " delightful"" as ever. And by delightful, I meant " crazy, insane bitches".
Roll on, series 6.
. . . and now back to normal programming.
. . . It was a real experience to pretend to be marrishitty. I think we all learnt something from the experience.
Like marrishitty has apparently crawled back under the rock she emerged from (that, or the entire marrishitty clan turned on each other in a bloody, gory massacre . . . . . . too much ?).
Like the stydiots are becoming even more insane the nearer season 6 comes.
"i hate it when stalians say that stiles is happier with malia. Has he ever been with stydia? No! Then how do you know that? If we get to see stydia as a couple (because season 6 is the last season) then ull get to compare the two couples. So shut the fuck up cause stiles has been in love with lydia since the 3rd grade. And remember? He had a 10 year plan to make lydia fall in love with him, even why he made her fall in love in just 3 years. :-))))))" (istydiai.tumblr.com)
. . . yes, because that doesn't sound like a stalker or anything . . .
Now, I must go pet a monkey (yeah, pretending to be marrishitty might have been a bad idea. . . . )
SERIOUSLY ?
"I’m so excited about all the Stydia fanfiction we’re going to get once they’re canon. Because it’s not just going to be the regular writers who are inspired to write because of what’s happening on the show. It’s going to be new writers coming into the fandom to write for Stydia. It’s going to be established teen wolf writers who’ve never written Stydia before. It’s going to be writers who like to keep things canon and will have just casual Stydia in the background of their fics.
I just…we’re going to get so much Stydia fanfiction." (the5thyearfreshman.tumblr.com)
AHEM. THE AO3 HAS 43604 STEREK FIC, 3423 STETER FIC.
. . . AND 2991 STYDIA FIC.
I CHECKED BACK OVER RECENT FIC AND THE MAJORITY IS S-T-I-L-L STEREK. IN THREE PAGES OF RECENT FIC, THERE WERE ONLY 4 STYDIA FIC. WOW. LOOK AT ALL THE FIC YOU STYDIOTS CHURN OUT. MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME BITCHING OVER OTHER SHIPS, YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME TO WRITE.
. . . JUST SAYING . . .
ok. Who sent #CoachFinstock/GreenbergEndgame to all the stydiots ? I'm looking at you, Kate . . .
Damn, it's quiet around here. I think Jen and Kate got distracted by wank over Tpose. I can't blame them. Some of it was comedy gold.
Time to stir up the stydiots. Let's send some more hashtags !!!
"Anonymous ASKED: Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Lydia and Parrish would make a cute couple?) YES 59 %."
"While these hoes be spending time for over a year to vote on that dead ass poll (that we won actually) the stydia fandom has had about 500 other bigger more important polls to vote on so lol" (tylerposet.tumblr.com)
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POLLDADDY HERE.
YOU DIDN'T WIN THE POLL.
YOU JUST STOPPED VOTING.
WE DIDN'T.
YOU CAN VOTE FOREVER ON POLLDADDY.
IF YOU'RE STILL ON HIATUS, WHY DO YOU KEEP RESPONDING ?
NOT A COMPLAINT.
WE MISS OUR FAVOURITE STYDIOT.
. . .
. . .
. . . BUT WE STILL WON THAT POLL.
Holy shit !! Tpose came out as gay on snapchat . . . and then pretty much said "sorry, no homo" later in the day.
OMG!! The amount of wank in this fandom will be through the roof !! I see runicscibbles is still defending him (but she's just bizarre, weird, twisted that way . . .).
Grab your popcorn and let's all enjoy !!
Hey ! Has anyone been on stydiaordie.tumblr.com ? She's a lovely little stydiot , who regularly shits all over stalia and marrish shippers (although also goes after Scott stans, so not all bad).
She answers nearly all asks. So, let's send her some. Maybe question the whole "stydia" handholding scene in the trailer (Obviously it's Sciles). Send this poll result or urban dictionary new words (I can't believe " stydiot" got accepted. * wipes tear* I am so proud). Send some hashtags. Maybe rickroll her.
* "stydia had developed perfectly. i love my otp so goddamn much. they’re so perfect and they deserve to be together oh god i’m so emO I JUST CANT MY LAST REBLOG JUST MADE ME REALIZE THAT WE MADE IT. WE’RE CANON. WE’RE ENDGAME. JESUS CHRIST IM SO EXCITED"
* This is a stydiot. This is a stydiot who has lost her frigging mind.
(CONTINUED)
saynotomarrish.tumblr.com
14- "Anonymous asked:
"Malia’s character isn’t only about stalia or Stiles so stop trying just bc you’re so bitter about your ship being dead". . . . . You mean like stydia ? Difference is, that stydia was dead before it even started. At least stalia WAS canon. "
"stalia is still dead and gone while stydia is endgame so stay pressed rat :)))"
* AND THERE IS THE ENDGAME CRAP AGAIN. YOU REALLY CAN'T HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU ?
15- "Anonymous asked:
#CanonStydia2016/CancelledShow2016 "
"#CanonStydia2016/ #SaltyStaliaMarrishstans2016 #StaliaAndMarrishSankDeeperThanTheTitanic2016"
* TITANIC THE DISASTER WHERE OVER A THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED, OR THE MOVIE . . . WHICH WAS ARGUABLY WORSE ?
16- "Anonymous asked:
"Who the hell voted for stalia there’s no way they got so many votes. They gotta have as “many” as marrish lmao". You're still getting your ass handed to you by clexa. Also, stydia can't be endgame. Not according to that Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?). The No vote is 61 %. Wow. And you still try and pretend to be the most popular ship in the fandom. Suuuuure you are. "
"Which drugs do you consume?? And who the fuck cares about that online poll?? “ stydia can’t be endgame. Not according to that Hollywood Life poll” Yeah, because Stydia’s future depends on an irrelevant ass online poll that stydia shippers don’t even know about please get your fatass out of my inbox and go vote for your dead ship with the other 5 members of your fandom."
* DIDN'T OLICITY AND CLEXA BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN IN THAT MTV POLL ? SUCH A HUUUUGE FANDOM, IS STYDIA.
17- "Anonymous asked:
#NoDylanSeason6/#MarrishWillNowBeEndgame. "
"Just for your information Ryan isn’t filming either but the difference between his irrelevant ass and Dylan is that the showrunner/ writers/mtv and all producers are all up dylan’s ass and confirmed that they are working around his schedule while no one gives a fuck about Ryan being absent. And if he does get to be in s6 then he will be just as irrelevant as he was in season 3 where he got like 3 scenes during the entire season.
Oh, and I let the queen speak for me "If they're stydia fans, they'll like season 6" (Holland Roden)
And if they’re marrish stans they’ll cry tears of blood :))))))"
* PARRISH WAS THERE IN MOST EPISODES, AND DEFINITELY WILL BE NOW THAT DYLAN WILL BE GONE. YOU ALSO NOTICE THAT HOLLAND CLOSED HER EYES WHEN SAYING THAT. SHE DOES THAT WHEN SHE HAS TO TELL A LIE, AND IS NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. SHE'S A TROOPER.
18- "Anonymous asked:
#StydiaStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice "
"#DeputyBurntToastStaysAndKiraGoesNoJustice"
#so cry me a river bye
* OOH, I'M GETTING ICE FOR THAT BURN.
19- "Anonymous asked:
#WillWallaceIsAStydiot "
"And your fatass is pressed about it ????"
* I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH MY FAT ASS. YOU WANT TO KISS IT, DON'T YOU ?
20- "Anonymous asked:
#PeterHaleReturnsSeason6 #PydiaIsNowEndgame #PydiaIsLife #LydiaAndPeterSittingInATree "
"I bet your parents wished they used protection"
* I NEEEED ICE FOR THAT BUUUUUUUURN !!!!!
21- "Anonymous asked:
#PeterHaleIsTheSparkThatLitLydiasFire "
"I hope someone sets you on fire"
* OK. I THINK THAT'S TAKING THE BURN A LEEEETLE TOO FAR . . .
22- "Anonymous asked:
Is Dylan O"Brien really being replaced by Harry Styles ? "
"yeah, sure and justin bieber is taking tyler posey’s role as Scott"
* LOL
23 - "Anonymous asked:
Lmao it's rumored that Harry styles will be on teen wolf which is why people are asking "
"Really? And people actually believed that? "
* WELL, YOU BELIEVED THAT. DON'T YOU LOVE CLICKBAIT ?
CONGRATULATIONS. WE'D SEND YOU A TROPHY BUT YOUR BLOG HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE MAY. OH WELL.
(CONTINUED)
saynotomarrish.tumblr.com
7- "Anonymous asked:
"I can’t hear your over Jeff confirming stydia in season 6". Dude, Jeff Davis said stuff about Stalia, and even Sterek. Jeff Davis is the Prince Of Lies in this fandom. And the actors will say whatever they're told to say, to promote the show. "
"Don’t compare st/erek with stydia the difference here is that St/erek was in the heads of everyone who shipped it and stydia is a thing that actually exists on the show/narrative. And about st@lia he said their relationship would sink even more/get even more complicated when the desert wolf arrives. Saying st@lia MIGHT get back together in the future to the st@lia fandom who just had to watch their ship crash and burn (giving them false hope so that they won’t stop watching) is not the same as to literally confirm that Stydia is gong to be romantic and will be the focal point of next season.
But keep telling yourself that if that makes you sleep better and night. But just remember when stydia is happening not to start crying cause the show runner literally warned you guys but you piss babies are so in denial when stydia start dating, and even marry each other y’all still gonna call it “fanbaiting”. "
* DUDE, STYDIA IS STILL FANON. HARD FOR IT TO BE CANON IF DYLAN WILL BE MISSING FOR MOST OF THE SEASON.
AND DON'T YOU START WEEPING WHEN YOU REALISE JEFF DAVIS PISSED ALL OVER YOUR SHIP TOO.
MARRY EACH OTHER ? . . . OH DEAR, YOU REALLY ARE ON THE SPECIAL CRACK, AREN"T YOU ?
8- "Anonymous asked:
Why would you say those things on the hollywood life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) ? You were kind of mean. And so was antimarrish. "
"How many times do I have to say this I never wrote anything on that poll. I don’t even know where the hell that site is and couldn’t care less. Someone must have used my username to make me look bad or something but I can assure you if I have something to say it won’t be on an irrelevant ass online poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#seriously wtf why is someone pretending to be me
* IT'S NOT LIKE WE SAID STUFF YOU NEVER SAY. HELL, WE COPY/PASTED A TON OF YOUR COMMENTS. WE JUST THOUGHT MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE WHAT A WONDERFUL, DELIGHTFUL PERSON YOU REALLY ARE . . .
9- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgameSeason6 "
"#MarrishIsDeaderThanAllisonArgent"
#gtfo my ask box parrish is not even there anymore #and marrish is dead move on
* NICE USE OF A POPULAR DECEASED CHARACTER TO MAKE YOUR POINT.
10- "Anonymous asked:
GIRL DID HEAR THE NEWS??? RY*AN KELLY IS MOST LIKELY LEAVING. PARRISH/MARRISH IS GONNA DIEEEEEEE AND IM SO ALIVE! "
"I JUST SAW IT OH MY GOD IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE IT. IF HE SERIOUSLY LEFT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. BYE BYE BYE"
* AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING WRONG ? OH WAIT, I HAD THE STRANGEST SENSE OF DEJA VU . . .
11- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgameSeason6 "
"#MarrishIsSoDeadItMakesAllisonArgentSeemAlive"
#how many times are you going to send me this rat
* YOU KEEP RESPONDING, I'LL KEEP SENDING THEM TO YOU.
12- "Anonymous asked:
#BringBackSterek "
"Who?"
* YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE SHOW ACTUALLY HAD GOOD RATINGS . . .?
13- "I have so many messages and I promise I will respond as soon as possible i’m just so busy with college right now and work but don’t think i’m ignoring you I will try to answer each one of them except those ugly hate messages.. To those who have nothing better to do than to fill my inbox with hate fucking come off anon and fight me bitch bye"
* BUT YOU KEEP ANSWERING OUR MESSAGES TOO . . . (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(CONTINUED)
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5- "We all should trend #anyonebutparrish or #killparrish world wide lmao and i’m not even joking"
"We’re trending #AnyoneButParrish on tuesday. Like this post if you want to participate.I’m gonna post the different timezones soon."
"I’m gonna arrange the anti parrish trend this week it’s gonna be lit…it’s time to let the wirters and everyone know we’re sick of this creep:D y’all be here for #anyoneonebutparrish / #killparrish"
* You’re in no position to say that another ship has never sailed when yours is only fabricated in your toxic minds ???????????? there you go again, calling Jordan a “pedo"… now I know Stydiots only have a half working brain, but come on. I know you can do better than this, feller :D
* ???????????????? you know your ship is dead when you have to pathetically resort to trending a juvenile hashtag just make your nonexistent ship relevant ???????????? Stydia shippers like you are cancer.
* KillParrish? That’s really pathetic, cunt. There’s a reason why this Fandom is so toxic. It’s “fans” like you who make it so. Hating a character because of a ship is border line retarded.
* Well when you act like a cunt you get called a cunt :) teenager? She’s a fucking adult. You moron. She’s 18; a legal adult. Before your Stydiot ass starts: no, she’s not still a minor because she’s still in school. Those two “laws” that you idiots throw around are put forward by dip shits who have no understanding of the law. Jordan isn’t connected to the school on any way. Lydia isn’t a minor because she’s still a senior - 19 yet … that law is for child support. Not relationships.
Name one time he has tried anything to “get in her pants”! He’s had HALLUCINATIONS; Lydia called out to HIM. They haven’t effected how he treats her or is around her. Throughout the entire show he’s the only one who hasn’t let her down, yelled at her, spoke down to her.
I mean, sure. Go ahead and trend it. It won’t prove anything another than the fact that you’re a bunch of pathetic cunts. That are salty because their ship isn’t happening. I’ll see you at the end of this season when Stydia hasn’t happened and Marrish has ;)
* WE COULDN'T LET THIS GO WITHOUT A REPLY.
"Anonymous asked:
#anyonebutstiles and #killstiles "
"You must be really bored,sweetie…but yeah Jeff is totally going to kill off Stiles, a fan favorite and keep your irrelevant hot dog alive.
Oh, wait… Pervish is already dead. Nice try, Jan."
* OH LOOK, ANOTHER MARCIA BRADY GIF. SO ORIGINAL.
"If pedo-parrish is the one who carries Lydia out of eichen house Jeff davis better turn his fucking location on
I’m tired of assholes getting the credit for saving Lydia when it’s always Stiles who saved her………
First Jackson and now the dog?
Listen, Jeff
you :) better :) fucking :) not :)))"
* LOL. SO WHO CARRIED HER OUT AGAIN ? . . .THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS PARRISH. ROFL.
6- "Anonymous asked:
"Oh, wait… Pervish is already dead" I think you meant stydia is dead, since Stiles and Lydia have only been in the same room ONCE in the last two episodes. You can really feel the love !! "
"Sorry, what was that?
I can’t hear your over Jeff confirming stydia in season 6"
"I said in an interview recently that episode 16 starts two characters down a path that's been building for a long time . . . and it becomes a focal point of seaon 6" (Jeff Davis)
" and Holland confirming that Stiles LOVES Lydia.."
"Now that the girl (Stiles) loves is out of an asylum..." (Holland Roden)
"while Ry*an is not even confirmed for season 6 and even if he is Lydia is not gonna date a dead old ass man."
* AND JEFF AND HOLLAND ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH . . . LIKE DANNY RETURNING. LIKE DEREK RETURNING . . . .YEP, YOU CAN RELY ON THEM . . .
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Hello, marrishitty here.
Back to the awards.
** THE "1-2-3-4 LET'S HAVE A HASHTAG WAR" AWARD.
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1- "Anonymous asked:
That Hollywood Life poll (Do you think Stiles and Lydia are endgame?) has been taken over by trolls. The comment section on polldaddy has comments supposedly left by you and other well known marrish haters. Why ?! "
"By me???? Lmao, I didn’t even know about that poll until you just mentioned it. I have better things to do than to waste my time on an online poll, sorry."
* I STILL AM AMAZED THAT SO MANY STYDIOTS GOT PULLED INTO THIS. SO MANY STARTED COMMENTING ON THE POLL. IT REALLY DOES PAY TO POKE THE BEAR SOMETIMES.
2- "Anonymous asked:
Is Ry*an Kelly really leaving the show ? Or, is he just in one episode of Lucifer ? I've heard different takes on this. Is there any confirmation of him leaving ? "
"I don’t know and I think we won’t know until the end of 5b if he left or not because they don’t wanna spoil anything."
"But I have a strong feeling that Parrish won’t be in season 6 "
* AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING WRONG ?
"I wanted to say thank you, thank you for being a bad bitch and slaying all the M@rrish shippers with your come backs. I love you. Please, keep doing this. You rock, girl. #saynotomarrish "
"DAYUM YOU'RE GOOD AT COMEBACKS LIKE YOU BURN ALL THESE PEOPLE YOUR PAGE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE. YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE STYDIA FANDOM. "
* OH LOOK . THE MESSAGES YOU SENT YOURSELF FROM YOUR OTHER BLOG. KUDOS.
3- "Anonymous asked:
#MarrishEndgame "
" Sure,Jan."
* YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF A GOOD MARCIA BRADY GIF.
4- "Anonymous asked:
0.76 ratings for the latest Teen Wolf episode. It looks like not even the (brief) return of a fan favourite can save the show. Not a lot of stydia shippers with ratings boxes either, it seems. Not that we've seen a lot of stydia since the fan-baiting episode. Practically zero, in fact. "
"Last episode forced more m@rrish garbage on us while Lydia was acting completely ooc. So,no wonder why the ratings are in the toilet. Not even queen Crystal could change this.
Jeff will realize soon that only canon stydia can save this show. I don’t mean episodes like 5x16 where they only hint at Stydia. I mean Stiles and Lydia finally dating,kissing,making love ect. That’s when people will tune in and tw gets it’s viewers back."
* OR MOST OF THE FANDOM COULD BE ARSED ABOUT STYDIA . . . ? MORE STYDIA MEANS LOWER RATINGS. YOU ARE NOT STEREK. DEAL WITH IT.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Whee!!!!
Ha !